Elephant in Queen Culdranth's Chamber

Rory and Rorymei knelt in deference before the Queen of Dragons, barely daring to raise their eyes to look upon her.  Their normally cheerful and motherly sovereign was in a foul mood today, all five of her heads writhing angrily.

The taller and broader of the two men glanced nervously about, before his eyes suddenly noted his companion casting a quick spell.  "Are you putting up mage armor?" he whispered incredulously before an indignant growl caught their attention.

"Gentlemen," said three of Culdranth's heads in unison, their tone as icy as the winds of Rory's homeland.  "We are not going to sit here and pretend that there is not a frightfully large elephant in the room."

"My Queen," Rory asked softly, "What's going on?"

A lashing tail slapped a tapestry that laid across a pile of coins and jewelry, drawing it to their attention.  "THIS is what is going on!" Queen Culdranth snarled.

Rorymei shrunk fearfully, unable to meet the gaze of any of her heads as Rory's mouth contorted in confusion, looking between the woven image, his comrade, and his Queen.  It looked a little bit like Liozis, somehow, but what could...

Then, finally, the copper bit dropped.

"OH SHIT!  OH...SHIT!"  The wolf-blooded man leapt to his feet, unable to contain his jubilance at the realization.  "NO!  That is NOT happening right now!"  He burst into raucous laughter as he rushed into the hall outside, where a multitude of other supplicants awaited an audience with the Queen.  "HEY, YOU GUYS, HE'S FUCKING THE QUEEN'S DAUGHTER!  YO!"  He clapped the Rinka on the back, bowling over the slightly built ratfolk.

"Every time he repeats that filth," the Queen growled, interrupted briefly by a loud, excited "OH MY FUCK!" "...That's another pike up your back passage."

"Rorymei!  Man!  You clearly...oh, this is the best thing ever!"  Rory threw himself against a window, somehow having climbed up onto the roof of the Queen's manse as his muffled voice echoed into the room.  "Mei fucked the Queen's daughter!"

The ulfen warrior began to dance wildly about, making his way haphazardly back towards the Queen's chamber as he sang out "Mei fucked the Que-en's dau-ghter~, Mei fucked the Que-en's dau-ghter~!" until he finally ran back into the room, throwing himself against Rorymei and putting an arm around his shoulders.

"You fucked Queen Culdranth's daughter!?  My Queen, what the fu--you bragged to her to her faces!  To her actual faces!"  He extended an arm, pointing at the snout of her nearest head.  "Milady, do you understand that--this face right here, you bragged to that face?"

He let go of the shorter man, putting both hands on his head as he turned about in place.  "You actually high-fived him for fucking your daughter?  Oh my Gods, this is..."

The Queen let loose a blast of flame from one of her heads, the jet of roiling fire passing right over their heads.  A warning shot.

"...uh...It's really not that funny."