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- On the Beach
- (Parking Lot)
- (The van parks; Kevin gets everybody out)
- Kevin: We’re here kids!
- (The kids get out. They’re wearing swim diapers)
- Sonic: THIS is the beach?
- Rouge: This is just a parking lot.
- Vanilla: It’s behind those dunes.
- Shadow: Dunes? We could get ambushed by Tusken Raiders (Footage from Star Wars Episode IV) or get zapped by Jawas (Footage from Episode IV) or fall into a Sarlacc (Footage from Episode VI) or…
- Sonic: This is the beach, not Tatooine.
- Shadow: But still…
- (Beach)
- Kids: Whoa!
- Knuckles: Is this why we have to wear these kinds of diapers?
- Kevin: Right. Your regulars would soak up the water like a sponge.
- Vanilla: You kids don’t go any farther than up to your knees.
- Kids: Gotcha!
- (Kyle does a nose-rider on a longboard surfboard)
- (Kevin is showing Sonic, Tails, Cream, and Amy how to build a sandcastle)
- Kevin: …And voila!
- (Kyle walks up)
- Kyle: What’re you doin’ bro?
- Kevin: Just teaching the kids the ancient art of sandcastle construction.
- Kyle: Where’s the moat?
- Kevin: You don’t need a moat all the time. Styles vary.
- Kyle: Like style you gave mine when I was eight?
- Kevin: Well you stomped all over mine first.
- Kyle: That’s ‘cause you put a crab in my swimsuit.
- Sonic: I… think we’d better go, guys.
- (They sneak away)
- (Rouge is sunbathing)
- Rouge: This is the life. (Turns on her side and sees Trent walking toward her) Oh great, it’s Trent.
- Trent: Oh great, it’s those babies.
- (Trent walks up to her)
- Trent: What are you doing here?
- Rouge: Vanilla and Kevin took us over here.
- Trent: This is my turf!
- Rouge: I don’t see your name anywhere!
- Trent: And I don’t see yours.
- Rouge: Just go away.
- (Trent sees Kyle and Kevin arguing)
- Trent: Fine. I got bigger fish to fry.
- (Falls in a hole)
- Trent: Where’d this come from?
- Knuckles: How do you like my hole?
- Trent: You brat! Get me outta here!
- (Trent’s body is buried, only his head is visible)
- Trent: Dig me up now, dread-head!
- Knuckles: You aren’t ruining our day! You stay down there and chill out.
- (Knuckles leaves and comes back with a soda)
- Knuckles: In case you get thirsty. Bye!
- Trent: Very funny! Get me out now!
- (Later)
- (The kids are leaving; Trent’s still buried; A little girl comes up)
- Trent: Yo! Kid! Dig me up!
- (She takes the soda and walks off)
- Trent: Same to you!
- (Nursery)
- (The kids are asleep)
- (Beach)
- (It’s daybreak. Trent’s still buried)
- Trent: Can anybody hear me? Help!
- (A crab crawls up to Trent)
- Trent: Uh oh!
- (Fade to black)
- Trent: Yeoww!!
- (Property of Executor)
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