Is it a duck? Yes
Is it imaginary? No
Does it play guitar? No
Is it an artist? Yes
Pretentious? Yes
Eccentric? No
Hoards trash for trash sculptures? Yes
Trash sculptures come to life? No
Does it pretend they do? No
Does it eat yoyos for inspiration and POWER? Yes
Obsessed with the number 6? No
Obsessed with any number? No
Methodically collects its own feathers in jars? No
Carries trash around in a large Santa bag? Yes
Does it play the timpani? Yes
Does it play rock on the timpani? Yes
Does it fight with the power of ROCK? Yes
Has he ever killed a man? No
Does not killing a man give him grief? Yes
Does he actively try killing a man but constantly fail? No
Is he afraid to kill a man? No
Is he good at math? Yes
Does he hold total control over the postal system? Yes
Does he vindictively keep packages lost in the mail sometimes? Yes
Does he have siblings? Yes
Do they constantly try talking to him over a headset? No
Are they stuck in his mind? No
Are they duct-taped to his head? Yes
Is his only goal to make the ultimate trash sculpture as an effigy to his trash-god but his siblings keep distracting him? No
Does he want to make the effigy thing? No
Is he a fascist? No
Does he suffer delicious delusions? No
Does he suffer delicious? No
Do his siblings connect his brain to the internet? No
Are his siblings younger? Yes
Are they obsessed with Pokemon cards? Yes
Are they duct-taped to his head because they were grounded? No
Are his siblings ducks too? No
Are they trash eldritch gods? No
Are they not octopodes? No, so they are octopodes.
Are they not eldritch gods in any way? No, so they are eldritch gods.
Does he not suffer from space karma? No, so he does.
Is he not trash Santa Claus? No, so he is.
Is he not a wereowl? Yes, so he isn't.
Does he not travel in a tiny submarine? No, so he does.
Is his tiny submarine made out of trash? No.
Does he not like collectibles of tiny carved ducks? Yes, so he doesn't.
Does his pretentiousness come in the form of indie pride? Yes
Does he follow the indie serial killer crowd? Yes
Is he prone to treating the world like a sitcom? No
Like a dramedy? Yes
A romantic comedy? No
Does he eat papercuts for breakfast? No
Does he sometimes go insane from the influence of his younger elder god siblings? Yes
Does his insanity come in the form of multiple personality disorder rather than murderous rampage? No
Does his insanity come in the form of multiple body disorder? No
Is the answer to the last question actually yes? Yes
Are his siblings coin whisperers? No
Do they control probability? Yes
Will the coin allow all following questions to be answered Yes? Yes
Well. I guess I just paste the questions now.
<MalkyTop> Is the duck sometimes an anti-duck
<MalkyTop> Does he dream of exploding in space
<MalkyTop> Is this a reoccuring nightmare
<MalkyTop> Is his worst fear drowning in yogurt
<MalkyTop> Is his serical killer dtendencies come from a moment in his life when he was watching The Zodiac and then he was struck by lightening
<MalkyTop> Does he have a tendency to try to sound meaningful by spouting pop tune lyrics
<MalkyTop> As though they were like
<MalkyTop> haiku poetry
<MalkyTop> or something
<MalkyTop> Does he constantly have an urge to hangglide
<MalkyTop> Is he actually the personification of a moon
<MalkyTop> Does he hate fat jokes
<MalkyTop> is his middle name Lillith
<MalkyTop> Does he always name his works of art 'Portensia'
<MalkyTop> Does he treat his works of art as real people
<MalkyTop> Has he ever taki=en one of the Portensias out to a date
<MalkyTop> Did it go poorly
<MalkyTop> Does he never ever date anybody because of this date
<MalkyTop> Did he watch the movie It and then was afraid of stormdrains ever since
<MalkyTop> Does the sound of the glockenspiel drive him into a rage
<MalkyTop> Can he not resist a delicious flan
<MalkyTop> Does he consider the highest point in his life to be the one time he swam in a pool full of spaghetti
<MalkyTop> Does he claim that it gave him the knowledge of the universe and life's meaning
<MalkyTop> Does he wear glasses
<MalkyTop> But it doesn't have the lens in them
<MalkyTop> Is he convince d that the knowledge of the universe is babies
<MalkyTop> Is his headbutt full of yoyo power
<MalkyTop> Is he unable to fathom the idea of death
<MalkyTop> like not comprehend
<MalkyTop> Is he dyed pink
<MalkyTop> Does he sustain himself only on smoothies
<MalkyTop> though that contradicts with the yoy o question
<MalkyTop> is his mother a tomato
<MalkyTop> If he sais "it can't get any worse" does it actually get better
<MalkyTop> Does he not know he has this ability
<MalkyTop> Are his eldric god siblings gods of modems
<MalkyTop> Can his eyes light up caves but only when he's in a cave
<MalkyTop> Were his siblings duct-taped to his head from birth
<MalkyTop> Are the ductabe actually part of his body
<MalkyTop> DNA and stuff
<MalkyTop> POTATOES?