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The Last Dragonslayer (2016)

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  3. Open up, in the name of
  4. His Royal Wondrousness, King Snodd!
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  8. Alright, guv...
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  12. Blow, blow, blow on snow.
  13. My wish will come tomorrow!
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  17. I want a bear.
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  21. Now you, Jennifer.
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  25. Snow-wishes are for babies.
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  29. Gimme a break. I'm only seven.
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  33. All right, Tiger.
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  37. I wish that none of us
  38. are sent to the Troll Wars.
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  42. Oh, I... I wish for that as well.
  43. Obviously.
  44.  
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  46. 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:09,050
  47. Then you should behave yourself.
  48.  
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  51. Next time someone picks you,
  52. don't steal their cakes.
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  56. You don't think
  57. they will come after me?
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  61. Er, Happy Festivus, Mr Brittles.
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  65. I bring a gift for the orphans from
  66. His Royal Wondrousness, King Snodd.
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  70. How kind.
  71.  
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  74. The children will write
  75. and thank him.
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  79. Well, goodnight then.
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  83. Our business is not concluded.
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  87. Track him down
  88. and ask him in person myself...
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  92. Every child in my orphanage
  93.  
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  96. is of exemplary character!
  97. - Lies!
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  101. That is absolutely not proven!
  102.  
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  105. Rejected orphans belong to the King!
  106.  
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  108. 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:04,760
  109. Now listen up,
  110. all you horrible, parentless, unloved
  111.  
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  114. and rejected little things!
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  117. 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:09,250
  118. One of you ate cakes
  119. that did not belong to you.
  120.  
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  122. 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:11,850
  123. That child now belongs to the King.
  124.  
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  126. 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:14,410
  127. Which one of you was it?
  128.  
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  130. 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:16,240
  131. Undisciplined!
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  135. You'll learn discipline
  136. on the battlefront fighting trolls!
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  140. Was it you?
  141.  
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  144. What's your name?
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  148. G... G... G... Gordon.
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  152. G... G... G... Gordon.
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  156. Which child ate cake, Gordon?
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  160. I want an answer
  161. or I'll take every child in here!
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  165. Five! Four! Three!
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  169. Was it you, boy?
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  173. Say it! Say it!
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  177. It was me.
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  181. Errant girl. Come to Mr Brittles.
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  185. Come on then.
  186.  
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  189. Yes. I can see it in you.
  190.  
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  193. Something that
  194. hasn't been broken in.
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  198. But they'll fix that.
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  202. No! No! No! She's lying!
  203. It was me!
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  207. Shut up, Tiger. Lie down.
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  211. He'll take you both... Lie down.
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  215. No! I ate the cake. I did! Me!
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  219. Bring her!
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  223. Jennifer! Jennifer!
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  227. Please, Mr Brittles. Jennifer is...
  228.  
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  231. Mine. She's mine. One more word
  232. and I'll take them all, I swear it.
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  236. Jennifer!
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  240. Come on!
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  244. Wait 'til you get to the Troll Wars.
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  248. Minus 50 degrees in summer.
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  252. Your tears freeze
  253. on your cheekbones.
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  257. Good evening.
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  261. I've come to select an orphan
  262. for, er... indentured servitude.
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  266. Talk to the old hag.
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  270. Well, as it happens,
  271. I'm rather keen on the girl
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  275. that you are about to put
  276. in that cage.
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  280. Too bad. She belongs to the King.
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  284. She looks cold.
  285. You ought to provide her with a coat.
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  289. Lock her in. Let's get going.
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  293. To cage a 12-year-old girl,
  294. it's... it's unpleasant.
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  298. But to deny her a coat
  299. is downright cruel.
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  303. Oh... I'll take that as a compliment.
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  307. Jennifer deserves better,
  308. don't you think?
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  312. Remind me, Miss Strange.
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  316. What was it that your friend
  317. made his, erm, snow-wish for?
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  321. He wished for a bear.
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  325. A bear?
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  329. Polar or grizzly?
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  333. Brown bear or black'?
  334. Magic requires precision!
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  338. Erm... Polar!
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  342. One final thing, Mr Brittles.
  343.  
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  346. I've made you into a bear. Sorry.
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  350. But now I will make you into
  351. a gentleman.
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  355. Offer the lady your coat.
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  359. Oh, come, come...
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  363. There we go.
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  367. Oh yes... Good.
  368.  
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  371. What's going to happen to me?
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  375. I am the Great Zambini
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  379. and you, Miss Strange,
  380. will be my new assistant.
  381.  
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  384. Where are we going?
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  388. You'll see. You'll see.
  389.  
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  392. These magical barrier stones...
  393.  
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  396. prevent humans
  397. from entering the Dragonlands.
  398.  
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  401. What's inside them?
  402.  
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  404. 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:27,010
  405. Dragons. Look!
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  409. They are the soul of magic, Jennifer.
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  413. But they're dying out.
  414.  
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  416. 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:50,120
  417. This is my life's work.
  418.  
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  420. 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:54,120
  421. We must do something to help them.
  422.  
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  425. Will you assist me
  426. in my endeavours, Miss Strange?
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  430. Oh good.
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  434. Good.
  435.  
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  437. 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:09,720
  438. And more of those, thank you.
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  442. Welcome to Gazam,
  443. an employment agency for sorcerers.
  444.  
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  446. 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:25,680
  447. The last of its kind
  448. in the Kingdom of Hereford.
  449.  
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  452. I employ two full-time practitioners.
  453.  
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  456. The wizard Moobin
  457. and the venerable Lady Mawgon.
  458.  
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  460. 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:31,600
  461. They are both rather odd
  462.  
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  464. 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:34,920
  465. but then they're wizards,
  466. so it's to be expected.
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  470. Welcome aboard, Jennifer.
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  474. This is a house Moobin, not a ship.
  475.  
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  478. Come on, let's get some tea.
  479.  
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  482. <i>Zambini Towers has been
  483. their home and mine for many years.</i>
  484.  
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  487. <i>And now. Jennifer.
  488. It will be your home as well,.</i>
  489.  
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  492. Wizidrical power is limited, you see.
  493.  
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  495. 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:00,130
  496. We can only use what's available.
  497.  
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  499. 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:03,640
  500. So we measure it using this...
  501.  
  502. 117
  503. 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:08,360
  504. <i>But magic is waning
  505. and work is drying up.</i>
  506.  
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  508. 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:11,000
  509. <i>These days. drain cleaner
  510. is cheaper than a spell</i>
  511.  
  512. 119
  513. 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:12,400
  514. <i>electricity is all the rage</i>
  515.  
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  517. 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:15,680
  518. <i>even magic carpets have been reduced
  519. to delivering pizzas.</i>
  520.  
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  522. 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:20,720
  523. <i>Powerful wizards who could
  524. once control the weather</i>
  525.  
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  528. <i>now scratch a living
  529. doing home improvements</i>
  530.  
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  532. 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:27,240
  533. <i>plumbing and rewiring.
  534. Enchanted gutter cleaning and party tricks.</i>
  535.  
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  537. 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:35,770
  538. <i>Yet the magic of
  539. the Dragonlands boundary stones</i>
  540.  
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  542. 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,080
  543. <i>is as strong as ever</i>
  544.  
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  546. 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:38,320
  547. <i>and a good thing too</i>
  548.  
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  550. 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:40,160
  551. <i>as land is valuable
  552. and the kingdom is greedy.</i>
  553.  
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  555. 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:42,240
  556. <i>As our indentured orphan</i>
  557.  
  558. 129
  559. 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:44,560
  560. <i>you are to be entrusted with
  561. a small creature of your own.</i>
  562.  
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  564. 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:46,720
  565. <i>The Quarkbeast.</i>
  566.  
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  569. <i>Fiercely loyal and. well. just fierce.</i>
  570.  
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  572. 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:11,240
  573. <i>If you work diligently. study hard</i>
  574.  
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  576. 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:14,250
  577. <i>and tolerate an employer
  578. who's obsessed by dragons</i>
  579.  
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  582. <i>we hope your time at Gazam
  583. will be happy and lasting.</i>
  584.  
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  586. 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:32,200
  587. Don't get any closer.
  588.  
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  590. 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:39,760
  591. Seven-point-three.
  592. - Seven-point-three.
  593.  
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  595. 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,450
  596. Mm-hmm.
  597. - That's low.
  598.  
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  600. 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:51,640
  601. There's been no sign of Finklehorn
  602. since last winter.
  603.  
  604. 139
  605. 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:56,400
  606. If he's died,
  607. that only leaves Maltcassion.
  608.  
  609. 140
  610. 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:58,360
  611. And... he's very old.
  612.  
  613. 141
  614. 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:04,610
  615. I wonder if the dragons dying out
  616. is causing the decline of magic?
  617.  
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  619. 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,040
  620. What?
  621. - You've become rather clever.
  622.  
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  624. 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:14,240
  625. I have some business to attend in town.
  626. - Can I come with you?
  627.  
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  630. Not on this occasion, no.
  631.  
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  633. 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:21,370
  634. See you at home then.
  635.  
  636. 146
  637. 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:22,600
  638. I'm roasting mutton for dinner.
  639.  
  640. 147
  641. 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:25,480
  642. Mmm! In that case,
  643. I shall return with an appetite!
  644.  
  645. 148
  646. 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:46,400
  647. Look for anything
  648. that might explain where he's gone!
  649.  
  650. 149
  651. 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:49,010
  652. Look! Look!
  653. His favourite shoes are missing!
  654.  
  655. 150
  656. 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:51,800
  657. I think those were on his feet.
  658.  
  659. 151
  660. 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:05,010
  661. Zambini!
  662.  
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  664. 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:08,000
  665. Zambini!
  666.  
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  668. 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,240
  669. Hello? Zambini?
  670.  
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  672. 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,360
  673. There must be a spell you could do.
  674.  
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  676. 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,160
  677. Some kind of finding charm?
  678.  
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  680. 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:18,440
  681. Oh, don't be ridiculous!
  682.  
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  685. I've never known magic
  686. so appallingly weak.
  687.  
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  689. 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:27,400
  690. Anything?
  691.  
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  693. 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:28,850
  694. Any news at all?
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  697. 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:33,840
  698. Nothing about Zambini...
  699.  
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  701. 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,840
  702. We have been offered
  703. an electrical rewiring job...
  704.  
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  706. 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:38,880
  707. Oh...
  708.  
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  710. 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,040
  711. I think she's having doubts.
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  714. 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:54,360
  715. Afternoon.
  716. I'm Jennifer Strange.
  717.  
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  719. 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:57,040
  720. My husband thinks
  721. we should get a normal electrician
  722.  
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  725. but my dad always swore by
  726. magical rewirings
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  729. 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:00,600
  730. so... I don't know.
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  734. Madam, with due respect
  735.  
  736. 169
  737. 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:06,010
  738. an electrician
  739. will carve holes in your walls
  740.  
  741. 170
  742. 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:09,400
  743. dig up your carpets and kick up
  744. enough dust to choke your petunias.
  745.  
  746. 171
  747. 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,280
  748. A magical rewiring is cost-effective
  749.  
  750. 172
  751. 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:15,640
  752. traditional, clean,
  753. and it's all done in an hour!
  754.  
  755. 173
  756. 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,320
  757. They seem quite odd.
  758.  
  759. 174
  760. 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:23,880
  761. They're wizards.
  762.  
  763. 175
  764. 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:26,520
  765. If they seemed normal,
  766. you'd be asking for your money back.
  767.  
  768. 176
  769. 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,680
  770. Alright. Alright then.
  771.  
  772. 177
  773. 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:37,680
  774. Very important
  775. that they not be disturbed.
  776.  
  777. 178
  778. 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:47,720
  779. Moobin! Concentrate!
  780.  
  781. 179
  782. 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,250
  783. I'm having a vision!
  784.  
  785. 180
  786. 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:10,800
  787. Moobin!
  788. - My house!
  789.  
  790. 181
  791. 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:14,560
  792. I'm gonna sue you
  793. for every penny you've got!
  794.  
  795. 182
  796. 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,120
  797. Jennifer, I saw the last dragon.
  798.  
  799. 183
  800. 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:19,560
  801. He's going to be killed on Sunday.
  802.  
  803. 184
  804. 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,240
  805. Your highness! Your highness!
  806.  
  807. 185
  808. 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:52,680
  809. Your humble Seer has received a vision!
  810.  
  811. 186
  812. 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:56,640
  813. I'll have you burnt before breakfast!
  814.  
  815. 187
  816. 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:57,800
  817. Waking me!
  818.  
  819. 188
  820. 00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:00,760
  821. If I've told you once,
  822. I've told you a thousand times -
  823.  
  824. 189
  825. 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,370
  826. what are you never to do?
  827.  
  828. 190
  829. 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:03,560
  830. Knock on your bedchamber.
  831.  
  832. 191
  833. 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,200
  834. Knock on my bedchamber!
  835.  
  836. 192
  837. 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,760
  838. Wake up, lock him in!
  839.  
  840. 193
  841. 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,920
  842. Sire, please! Argh!
  843.  
  844. 194
  845. 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:17,850
  846. I had a vision!
  847.  
  848. 195
  849. 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:21,400
  850. Of your own death?!
  851. How dare you wake me!
  852.  
  853. 196
  854. 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:24,560
  855. <i>No, No, No, No!
  856. A vision of the dragon's death.</i>
  857.  
  858. 197
  859. 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:27,400
  860. What did you say?
  861.  
  862. 198
  863. 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:31,760
  864. Maltcassion, the last dragon,
  865. will violate the Dragon Pact.
  866.  
  867. 199
  868. 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:35,290
  869. The Official Dragonslayer
  870. will slay Maltcassion
  871.  
  872. 200
  873. 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:38,560
  874. using the sword Exhorbitus
  875. at noon on Sunday.
  876.  
  877. 201
  878. 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:42,600
  879. And then the Dragonlands
  880. can be claimed!
  881.  
  882. 202
  883. 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:44,280
  884. Yes!
  885.  
  886. 203
  887. 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:47,000
  888. And I might double the size
  889. of my own kingdom!
  890.  
  891. 204
  892. 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:49,520
  893. Yes! Might Sire release me now?
  894.  
  895. 205
  896. 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:51,320
  897. And the Dragonlands will be
  898. up for grabs!
  899.  
  900. 206
  901. 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:52,200
  902. Yes.
  903.  
  904. 207
  905. 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:54,600
  906. Send for the Official Dragonslayer.
  907.  
  908. 208
  909. 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:57,040
  910. I am so pleased
  911. to have pleased you.
  912.  
  913. 209
  914. 00:15:57,080 --> 00:16:00,000
  915. You have pleased me.
  916. You have pleased me greatly.
  917.  
  918. 210
  919. 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:04,690
  920. So I shall limit myself
  921. to just the one coconut.
  922.  
  923. 211
  924. 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:09,720
  925. Normally my visions are about
  926. football score predictions.
  927.  
  928. 212
  929. 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:12,120
  930. Oh, but the death of a dragon!
  931.  
  932. 213
  933. 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:13,520
  934. The last dragon.
  935.  
  936. 214
  937. 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,640
  938. Zambini would be devastated.
  939.  
  940. 215
  941. 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,200
  942. I wouldn't worry too much, Jennifer.
  943.  
  944. 216
  945. 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:19,360
  946. I could be wrong. I usually am.
  947.  
  948. 217
  949. 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:22,000
  950. Oh honestly, Moobin,
  951. who has a prophetic vision
  952.  
  953. 218
  954. 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,370
  955. in the middle of a job?
  956.  
  957. 219
  958. 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,850
  959. Oh! What fresh hell is this?
  960.  
  961. 220
  962. 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,680
  963. Help him, Moobin! Help him!
  964.  
  965. 221
  966. 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,400
  967. I can't! I can't!
  968.  
  969. 222
  970. 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,600
  971. He didn't have time
  972. to write anything.
  973.  
  974. 223
  975. 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:12,520
  976. The spell that bound him...
  977.  
  978. 224
  979. 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:15,560
  980. You could see it drain him
  981. every second he fought it.
  982.  
  983. 225
  984. 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,090
  985. What was he trying to tell us?
  986.  
  987. 226
  988. 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,960
  989. I just feel so utterly helpless.
  990.  
  991. 227
  992. 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:22,840
  993. It's the death of the dragon, isn't it?
  994.  
  995. 228
  996. 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,520
  997. Zambini and I talked about it.
  998.  
  999. 229
  1000. 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,520
  1001. They might take magic with them
  1002. when they go.
  1003.  
  1004. 230
  1005. 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:31,960
  1006. Where... where are you going?
  1007.  
  1008. 231
  1009. 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,160
  1010. If magic dies with the dragon,
  1011. we'll never get Zambini back.
  1012.  
  1013. 232
  1014. 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,850
  1015. Yes, but what can you do?
  1016.  
  1017. 233
  1018. 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:40,320
  1019. You're a non-magical indentured orphan
  1020. whose only talent is for tea and toast.
  1021.  
  1022. 234
  1023. 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:44,920
  1024. I'm going to stop the Dragonslayer.
  1025.  
  1026. 235
  1027. 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,080
  1028. We are reporting live
  1029.  
  1030. 236
  1031. 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:05,960
  1032. from the historic and almost forgotten
  1033. Dragonslayer Headquarters
  1034.  
  1035. 237
  1036. 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,560
  1037. where Sir Grifflon,
  1038. the King's top knight and popstar
  1039.  
  1040. 238
  1041. 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:12,600
  1042. has arrived to summon
  1043. the kingdom's Official Dragonslayer.
  1044.  
  1045. 239
  1046. 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:15,610
  1047. This just hours after a spate of
  1048. synchronized visions
  1049.  
  1050. 240
  1051. 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,760
  1052. affected every seer in Hereford
  1053.  
  1054. 241
  1055. 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:20,680
  1056. foretelling that
  1057. the last dragon would be killed
  1058.  
  1059. 242
  1060. 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,480
  1061. at the hands of the Dragonslayer.
  1062.  
  1063. 243
  1064. 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:31,930
  1065. I'm sorry, Sir Grifflon.
  1066.  
  1067. 244
  1068. 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,610
  1069. The slayer is nowhere to be found.
  1070.  
  1071. 245
  1072. 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:35,760
  1073. We've knocked and everything.
  1074.  
  1075. 246
  1076. 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:39,090
  1077. Do you want to be the one
  1078. who informs King Snodd?
  1079.  
  1080. 247
  1081. 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:41,640
  1082. We'll keep looking, m'lord.
  1083.  
  1084. 248
  1085. 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:47,640
  1086. I'll deal with her.
  1087.  
  1088. 249
  1089. 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:49,880
  1090. No, no, no.
  1091. Got to give something back.
  1092.  
  1093. 250
  1094. 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:50,920
  1095. You there!
  1096.  
  1097. 251
  1098. 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,360
  1099. Name?
  1100.  
  1101. 252
  1102. 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:03,440
  1103. Jennifer Strange.
  1104.  
  1105. 253
  1106. 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:15,640
  1107. My new film reel is out in October.
  1108. Tell all of your little friends, yeah?
  1109.  
  1110. 254
  1111. 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:16,920
  1112. I don't have any friends.
  1113.  
  1114. 255
  1115. 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,530
  1116. Yeah, well,
  1117. just spread the word then.
  1118.  
  1119. 256
  1120. 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,640
  1121. I'm looking for the Dragonslayer.
  1122.  
  1123. 257
  1124. 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,480
  1125. Oh. Guilty as charged.
  1126.  
  1127. 258
  1128. 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:44,760
  1129. My formal title is
  1130. His Majesty's Official Dragonslayer
  1131.  
  1132. 259
  1133. 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,080
  1134. Overseer Of The Dragon Pact.
  1135.  
  1136. 260
  1137. 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:48,120
  1138. But you can call me Brian.
  1139.  
  1140. 261
  1141. 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,850
  1142. Has no one found you back here?
  1143.  
  1144. 262
  1145. 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:55,000
  1146. Oh, a very basic distraction charm,
  1147. nothing special.
  1148.  
  1149. 263
  1150. 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,520
  1151. Only took me, ooh,
  1152. 50 years to master.
  1153.  
  1154. 264
  1155. 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:00,240
  1156. I'm older than I look.
  1157.  
  1158. 265
  1159. 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:06,480
  1160. Sir. You will be aware of the vision
  1161. that many wizards received.
  1162.  
  1163. 266
  1164. 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:10,080
  1165. Oh, about the slaying this Sunday.
  1166. A very exciting prophecy.
  1167.  
  1168. 267
  1169. 00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,480
  1170. Please don't do it.
  1171.  
  1172. 268
  1173. 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:14,170
  1174. I mean, I'm begging you
  1175. not to slay the dragon.
  1176.  
  1177. 269
  1178. 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,440
  1179. If the dragon dies and magic ends -
  1180.  
  1181. 270
  1182. 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:17,970
  1183. Well, that is a big "if".
  1184.  
  1185. 271
  1186. 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:19,720
  1187. I can't let you do it.
  1188.  
  1189. 272
  1190. 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,040
  1191. I like your spirit.
  1192.  
  1193. 273
  1194. 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:23,600
  1195. Let me show you around.
  1196. Come on, this way.
  1197.  
  1198. 274
  1199. 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,680
  1200. Now then, here you go...
  1201.  
  1202. 275
  1203. 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:27,960
  1204. <i>Ooh, mind out.</i>
  1205.  
  1206. 276
  1207. 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,730
  1208. So...
  1209.  
  1210. 277
  1211. 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:32,800
  1212. Ta-da!
  1213.  
  1214. 278
  1215. 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:36,200
  1216. Copper spikes.
  1217. Dragons don't like it.
  1218.  
  1219. 279
  1220. 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:39,040
  1221. Magical six-cog engine.
  1222.  
  1223. 280
  1224. 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:42,040
  1225. Yeah, apart from that,
  1226. it's in mint condition.
  1227.  
  1228. 281
  1229. 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:43,570
  1230. After all, it's never been used.
  1231.  
  1232. 282
  1233. 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:48,010
  1234. This is the sword Exhorbitus.
  1235.  
  1236. 283
  1237. 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:50,440
  1238. Cuts through anything, even magic.
  1239.  
  1240. 284
  1241. 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:54,800
  1242. Yeah, last fella who visited -
  1243. he was very interested in this.
  1244.  
  1245. 285
  1246. 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,360
  1247. A sort of wizardish-sounding name.
  1248.  
  1249. 286
  1250. 00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,080
  1251. What was the name?
  1252.  
  1253. 287
  1254. 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:01,320
  1255. Oh, the Great Zambini
  1256. or something.
  1257.  
  1258. 288
  1259. 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,720
  1260. Yeah. Came six, seven years ago.
  1261.  
  1262. 289
  1263. 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,330
  1264. Wanted to know all about
  1265. the Dragonslayer lineage.
  1266.  
  1267. 290
  1268. 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:08,560
  1269. What else did Zambini say -
  1270. - Ah-ah-ah!
  1271.  
  1272. 291
  1273. 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,170
  1274. All questions will be answered
  1275.  
  1276. 292
  1277. 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,560
  1278. in this short induction film I made
  1279. when I first got the job.
  1280.  
  1281. 293
  1282. 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:15,250
  1283. With all due respect,
  1284. I'm only here to stop you.
  1285.  
  1286. 294
  1287. 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:16,610
  1288. Take a seat.
  1289.  
  1290. 295
  1291. 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:22,170
  1292. Oh. I think he likes you.
  1293.  
  1294. 296
  1295. 00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,200
  1296. But...
  1297. - Shh-shh-shh. Film's starting.
  1298.  
  1299. 297
  1300. 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,080
  1301. Dragons.
  1302.  
  1303. 298
  1304. 00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:30,640
  1305. They ate the sheep
  1306.  
  1307. 299
  1308. 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,410
  1309. stole treasure from our kings
  1310. and even ate people.
  1311.  
  1312. 300
  1313. 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,480
  1314. People didn't enjoy that much.
  1315.  
  1316. 301
  1317. 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,800
  1318. Knights tried their best
  1319. to slay them
  1320.  
  1321. 302
  1322. 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:42,280
  1323. but the more dragons they killed,
  1324. the more the dragons thrived!
  1325.  
  1326. 303
  1327. 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,370
  1328. Enter Shandar,
  1329. the greatest wizard who ever lived.
  1330.  
  1331. 304
  1332. 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,800
  1333. He met with the King and promised
  1334. to solve the dragon problem
  1335.  
  1336. 305
  1337. 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:51,920
  1338. for 18 wagons of gold.
  1339.  
  1340. 306
  1341. 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,090
  1342. Shandar met with the dragons
  1343.  
  1344. 307
  1345. 00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:56,560
  1346. and discovered that they wanted
  1347. a kingdom all of their own.
  1348.  
  1349. 308
  1350. 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,840
  1351. And so the dragons and Shandar
  1352. pooled their magic
  1353.  
  1354. 309
  1355. 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,760
  1356. and forged the Dragon Pact.
  1357.  
  1358. 310
  1359. 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,530
  1360. Barrier stones where created
  1361.  
  1362. 311
  1363. 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:05,370
  1364. to prevent any humans
  1365. from entering the dragons' land.
  1366.  
  1367. 312
  1368. 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:08,050
  1369. The dragons would remain free
  1370. to fly beyond the boundary
  1371.  
  1372. 313
  1373. 00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:10,080
  1374. but if a dragon ever violates
  1375. the Pact
  1376.  
  1377. 314
  1378. 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,120
  1379. by harming a human
  1380. or human property
  1381.  
  1382. 315
  1383. 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,970
  1384. then the Official Dragonslayer
  1385. is called to action.
  1386.  
  1387. 316
  1388. 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:18,680
  1389. As the only two humans permitted
  1390. to cross into the Dragonlands
  1391.  
  1392. 317
  1393. 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,400
  1394. the Dragonslayer and their Assistant
  1395. must seek out the offending dragon
  1396.  
  1397. 318
  1398. 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,040
  1399. and slay it!
  1400.  
  1401. 319
  1402. 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:29,880
  1403. I just want to add
  1404.  
  1405. 320
  1406. 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:31,490
  1407. it took me nearly three years
  1408. to make this film
  1409.  
  1410. 321
  1411. 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:33,640
  1412. so feel free to clap. Yeah.
  1413.  
  1414. 322
  1415. 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:44,320
  1416. It's sort of ironic,
  1417. seeing how you feel about dragons
  1418.  
  1419. 323
  1420. 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:48,570
  1421. given you'll be the first of us
  1422. to actually slay one.
  1423.  
  1424. 324
  1425. 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,010
  1426. <i>I'm sorry?</i>
  1427.  
  1428. 325
  1429. 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,610
  1430. Look at the base of the blade.
  1431. What do you see written there?
  1432.  
  1433. 326
  1434. 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:56,960
  1435. That is every Slayer
  1436. since the role was first created.
  1437.  
  1438. 327
  1439. 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,000
  1440. What's that one
  1441. down there at the bottom?
  1442.  
  1443. 328
  1444. 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:07,200
  1445. Your name as been on this sword
  1446. for the last 300 years.
  1447.  
  1448. 329
  1449. 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,160
  1450. This is a mistake.
  1451.  
  1452. 330
  1453. 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:12,130
  1454. Only the Slayer and their Assistant
  1455. can wield Exhorbitus.
  1456.  
  1457. 331
  1458. 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,440
  1459. If this was a mistake,
  1460. you'd be burnt to ashes by now.
  1461.  
  1462. 332
  1463. 00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:19,770
  1464. This can't be right.
  1465.  
  1466. 333
  1467. 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:21,720
  1468. Zambini would have...
  1469.  
  1470. 334
  1471. 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,810
  1472. . said something.
  1473.  
  1474. 335
  1475. 00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:38,160
  1476. Sorry I couldn't stick around, Jennifer
  1477.  
  1478. 336
  1479. 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:41,720
  1480. but after you take Exhorbitus,
  1481. I'll seriously start to feel my age.
  1482.  
  1483. 337
  1484. 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:44,160
  1485. I was 153 at my last birthday.
  1486.  
  1487. 338
  1488. 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:47,840
  1489. Oh, and, er, sorry for collapsing
  1490. into a pile of dust and bones.
  1491.  
  1492. 339
  1493. 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,080
  1494. There's a dustpan and brush
  1495. in the utility room, so...
  1496.  
  1497. 340
  1498. 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:52,440
  1499. That's the sort of thing
  1500. your Official Assistant could do.
  1501.  
  1502. 341
  1503. 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,050
  1504. You should get one of those.
  1505.  
  1506. 342
  1507. 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:55,930
  1508. Good luck, girlie.
  1509.  
  1510. 343
  1511. 00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,120
  1512. You'll do the right thing
  1513. when the time comes.
  1514.  
  1515. 344
  1516. 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:20,560
  1517. I am not slaying the dragon!
  1518.  
  1519. 345
  1520. 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,120
  1521. Hello again, you.
  1522.  
  1523. 346
  1524. 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,640
  1525. You are going to love King Snodd.
  1526.  
  1527. 347
  1528. 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,680
  1529. Super, super good at ruling.
  1530.  
  1531. 348
  1532. 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,480
  1533. He just wants a little chinwag.
  1534. You up for it?
  1535.  
  1536. 349
  1537. 00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:54,480
  1538. And if I'm not...?
  1539.  
  1540. 350
  1541. 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:55,930
  1542. You're up for it! Great decision.
  1543.  
  1544. 351
  1545. 00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,160
  1546. Sire!
  1547.  
  1548. 352
  1549. 00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:00,920
  1550. Sire!
  1551.  
  1552. 353
  1553. 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:02,720
  1554. Sire!
  1555.  
  1556. 354
  1557. 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:04,400
  1558. Sire!
  1559.  
  1560. 355
  1561. 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,320
  1562. Ah... Jennifer Strange.
  1563.  
  1564. 356
  1565. 00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:07,960
  1566. Drop some bow-age.
  1567. Drop some bow-age.
  1568.  
  1569. 357
  1570. 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:12,040
  1571. Ah, Jennifer Strange!
  1572.  
  1573. 358
  1574. 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:14,920
  1575. Thank you for accepting
  1576. my invitation.
  1577.  
  1578. 359
  1579. 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,290
  1580. They stuffed me in the sack.
  1581.  
  1582. 360
  1583. 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:19,160
  1584. A forced invitation is still an invitation.
  1585.  
  1586. 361
  1587. 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,520
  1588. And today is
  1589. a very special day for me.
  1590.  
  1591. 362
  1592. 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:25,280
  1593. For I'm meeting
  1594. my Official Royal Dragonslayer.
  1595.  
  1596. 363
  1597. 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,320
  1598. Yes.
  1599.  
  1600. 364
  1601. 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:31,000
  1602. May I just say how much I really dig
  1603. the way everyone is connecting in here?
  1604.  
  1605. 365
  1606. 00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:32,690
  1607. It feels lifelong.
  1608.  
  1609. 366
  1610. 00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:35,640
  1611. You know, tight buds,
  1612. going on their...
  1613.  
  1614. 367
  1615. 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,360
  1616. Yes.
  1617.  
  1618. 368
  1619. 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:40,400
  1620. Jennifer, as your King and ruler
  1621.  
  1622. 369
  1623. 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:41,930
  1624. I have one request
  1625.  
  1626. 370
  1627. 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:45,320
  1628. concerning your slaying of
  1629. the world's last dragon.
  1630.  
  1631. 371
  1632. 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:47,920
  1633. Killing the dragon might end magic.
  1634.  
  1635. 372
  1636. 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:52,010
  1637. Magic? Well, magic's fading.
  1638. No one much misses that.
  1639.  
  1640. 373
  1641. 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,360
  1642. Now, marketing -
  1643. that's the new magic.
  1644.  
  1645. 374
  1646. 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,400
  1647. Imagine two cans
  1648. of identical fizzy pop.
  1649.  
  1650. 375
  1651. 00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,680
  1652. One sells millions,
  1653. the other one flops.
  1654.  
  1655. 376
  1656. 00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,760
  1657. And now that's all down to marketing.
  1658.  
  1659. 377
  1660. 00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:04,080
  1661. And land, well, that's magic too.
  1662.  
  1663. 378
  1664. 00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:09,880
  1665. And I intend to turn the Dragonlands into
  1666. shopping precincts and fortresses.
  1667.  
  1668. 379
  1669. 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,080
  1670. You don't need a wizard for that. Ha!
  1671.  
  1672. 380
  1673. 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,250
  1674. Wizard...
  1675.  
  1676. 381
  1677. 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:16,600
  1678. The Pact says
  1679. if the border stones fall
  1680.  
  1681. 382
  1682. 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,880
  1683. the Dragonlands can be claimed
  1684. by anyone.
  1685.  
  1686. 383
  1687. 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,080
  1688. Yeah. Well, I've got land tanks.
  1689.  
  1690. 384
  1691. 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:24,840
  1692. Which pretty much gives me the edge
  1693. over my loyal subjects.
  1694.  
  1695. 385
  1696. 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:29,090
  1697. Now, you are to hire Sir Grifflon
  1698. as your Official Assistant.
  1699.  
  1700. 386
  1701. 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:31,280
  1702. What? Really? Me?
  1703.  
  1704. 387
  1705. 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:32,970
  1706. That... Gosh, that is...
  1707.  
  1708. 388
  1709. 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,040
  1710. Me? That is a surprise.
  1711.  
  1712. 389
  1713. 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:36,760
  1714. But yeah, great!
  1715.  
  1716. 390
  1717. 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,920
  1718. How about it, princess? Hey?
  1719.  
  1720. 391
  1721. 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,400
  1722. No, thanks.
  1723.  
  1724. 392
  1725. 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:45,040
  1726. There will be no slaying,
  1727. Your Highest Highness.
  1728.  
  1729. 393
  1730. 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:51,050
  1731. You dare to defy your King?
  1732.  
  1733. 394
  1734. 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:53,720
  1735. Seize her!
  1736.  
  1737. 395
  1738. 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:55,520
  1739. Feed her to the trolls,
  1740. get her out of here.
  1741.  
  1742. 396
  1743. 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,050
  1744. And you better like
  1745. the taste of coconuts!
  1746.  
  1747. 397
  1748. 00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:58,490
  1749. Sire, Sire, Sire, Sire, Sire...
  1750.  
  1751. 398
  1752. 00:26:58,520 --> 00:26:59,960
  1753. Sire, please,
  1754. a tiny urgent word?
  1755.  
  1756. 399
  1757. 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,880
  1758. She is the Dragonslayer.
  1759.  
  1760. 400
  1761. 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:05,040
  1762. And without a Slayer to slay it,
  1763. who knows when a dragon might die'?
  1764.  
  1765. 401
  1766. 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,040
  1767. Er... decades? Longer?
  1768.  
  1769. 402
  1770. 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:08,570
  1771. Alright. Whoa!
  1772.  
  1773. 403
  1774. 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,040
  1775. I was just testing you!
  1776.  
  1777. 404
  1778. 00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,400
  1779. Release her, you idiots!
  1780. Bring her back
  1781.  
  1782. 405
  1783. 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:15,840
  1784. Don't you just love him, Jennifer?
  1785.  
  1786. 406
  1787. 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,360
  1788. A king-sized sense of humour. Sire.
  1789.  
  1790. 407
  1791. 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:21,680
  1792. Jennifer, I'd like to offer you a deal.
  1793.  
  1794. 408
  1795. 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,640
  1796. Ten thousand gold pieces
  1797.  
  1798. 409
  1799. 00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:26,360
  1800. your freedom from servitude,
  1801. by order of the King...
  1802.  
  1803. 410
  1804. 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:30,040
  1805. I could get you a new... er...
  1806. What?
  1807.  
  1808. 411
  1809. 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,730
  1810. Er... a date with Sir Grifflon?
  1811.  
  1812. 412
  1813. 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:33,840
  1814. Ah yes. A date with Sir Grifflon.
  1815.  
  1816. 413
  1817. 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:36,850
  1818. Yowsa! Love is in the air!
  1819.  
  1820. 414
  1821. 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,720
  1822. All this for agreeing,
  1823. for Sir Grifflon to be your Assistant.
  1824.  
  1825. 415
  1826. 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,200
  1827. I mean, this is the easiest decision
  1828. you'll ever make.
  1829.  
  1830. 416
  1831. 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:51,880
  1832. Take a day or two
  1833. to think it over, yeah?
  1834.  
  1835. 417
  1836. 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,440
  1837. It's thinking that rocks.
  1838.  
  1839. 418
  1840. 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:54,970
  1841. Don't mind him.
  1842. He's a bit of a hothead.
  1843.  
  1844. 419
  1845. 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,520
  1846. He'll be peachy
  1847. once he calms down.
  1848.  
  1849. 420
  1850. 00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:57,560
  1851. Come on.
  1852.  
  1853. 421
  1854. 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,080
  1855. So long, girlfriend.
  1856.  
  1857. 422
  1858. 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:12,000
  1859. Gramophones!
  1860. Cutting-edge gramophones!
  1861.  
  1862. 423
  1863. 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,290
  1864. Come and take a look!
  1865.  
  1866. 424
  1867. 00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:17,000
  1868. You've never seen
  1869. anything like them in your life!
  1870.  
  1871. 425
  1872. 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,080
  1873. Sorry to swoop on you,
  1874. Jennifer darling, but...
  1875.  
  1876. 426
  1877. 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:35,440
  1878. I am in the grip of
  1879. a rather testing situation.
  1880.  
  1881. 427
  1882. 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:37,480
  1883. Do you remember Tiger Prawns?
  1884.  
  1885. 428
  1886. 00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,920
  1887. Hello, Tiger.
  1888. You haven't changed.
  1889.  
  1890. 429
  1891. 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,240
  1892. Hello, Jennifer.
  1893.  
  1894. 430
  1895. 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:43,530
  1896. It's nice to see you again.
  1897.  
  1898. 431
  1899. 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,210
  1900. You too, Tiger.
  1901.  
  1902. 432
  1903. 00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:47,040
  1904. He's been sent back.
  1905.  
  1906. 433
  1907. 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:47,920
  1908. Again?
  1909.  
  1910. 434
  1911. 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:48,960
  1912. Again.
  1913.  
  1914. 435
  1915. 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:50,920
  1916. Third time, actually.
  1917.  
  1918. 436
  1919. 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,840
  1920. And if I can't get him placed
  1921. somewhere by nightfall
  1922.  
  1923. 437
  1924. 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,480
  1925. the King's men will take him.
  1926.  
  1927. 438
  1928. 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:57,440
  1929. But the good news is I have found
  1930. somewhere that will have him.
  1931.  
  1932. 439
  1933. 00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,280
  1934. A television station, no less.
  1935.  
  1936. 440
  1937. 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:01,560
  1938. <i>Oh... Oh. er... Stop.!</i>
  1939.  
  1940. 441
  1941. 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,080
  1942. Hereford news can now reveal
  1943.  
  1944. 442
  1945. 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:12,160
  1946. that the girl who will slay the dragon
  1947. is a teenage indentured orphan
  1948.  
  1949. 443
  1950. 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,560
  1951. known by the name of
  1952. Jennifer Strange.
  1953.  
  1954. 444
  1955. 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,490
  1956. Come back soon
  1957. for our exclusive interview with her!
  1958.  
  1959. 445
  1960. 00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:30,000
  1961. An exclusive television interview
  1962. is their price?
  1963.  
  1964. 446
  1965. 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,640
  1966. For taking him. Yes.
  1967.  
  1968. 447
  1969. 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,640
  1970. Despite him being
  1971. very, very irritating
  1972.  
  1973. 448
  1974. 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,480
  1975. I really don't want to lose this one
  1976. to the Troll Wars.
  1977.  
  1978. 449
  1979. 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,400
  1980. We both know
  1981. you'll help him, Jennifer.
  1982.  
  1983. 450
  1984. 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,240
  1985. You're too kind for your own good.
  1986.  
  1987. 451
  1988. 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,360
  1989. Testing... testing...
  1990.  
  1991. 452
  1992. 00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,400
  1993. Everyone alright?
  1994. Everyone happy?
  1995.  
  1996. 453
  1997. 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:01,960
  1998. Yep.
  1999. - Happy. happy, happy? Great.
  2000.  
  2001. 454
  2002. 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,400
  2003. Those bags! Were you asleep?
  2004.  
  2005. 455
  2006. 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,200
  2007. This is a lot of people.
  2008.  
  2009. 456
  2010. 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,360
  2011. They've started camping
  2012. along the border.
  2013.  
  2014. 457
  2015. 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,520
  2016. Everyone wants to be in pole position
  2017. to claim some land
  2018.  
  2019. 458
  2020. 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:27,920
  2021. once the nasty thing's dead.
  2022.  
  2023. 459
  2024. 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,370
  2025. That "thing" is called Maltcassion.
  2026.  
  2027. 460
  2028. 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:30,840
  2029. Yeah, that's nice, right. Sit down.
  2030.  
  2031. 461
  2032. 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:36,160
  2033. Okay, everyone, we're on,
  2034. in five, four, three...
  2035.  
  2036. 462
  2037. 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,160
  2038. Wait! I don't even know
  2039. what I'm supposed to be...
  2040.  
  2041. 463
  2042. 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:43,080
  2043. Hermione Twizzle here
  2044. on the border of the Dragonlands
  2045.  
  2046. 464
  2047. 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:46,840
  2048. for a super-special,
  2049. super-exclusive, little chat
  2050.  
  2051. 465
  2052. 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,880
  2053. with the girl who's going to kill
  2054. a dragon on Sunday.
  2055.  
  2056. 466
  2057. 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,450
  2058. I know the crowd here
  2059. is crazy to meet her.
  2060.  
  2061. 467
  2062. 00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,880
  2063. It's Jennifer Strange, everybody!
  2064.  
  2065. 468
  2066. 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:06,410
  2067. Okay! Settle down, everyone.
  2068.  
  2069. 469
  2070. 00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:12,360
  2071. Okay, first question.
  2072. And it's a big one.
  2073.  
  2074. 470
  2075. 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,320
  2076. What are you going to wear
  2077. to kill the dragon?
  2078.  
  2079. 471
  2080. 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:20,000
  2081. Is it like a really nasty,
  2082. bulky armour thing
  2083.  
  2084. 472
  2085. 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:24,960
  2086. or can you twin your weapons with
  2087. something cute like a mini-skirt?
  2088.  
  2089. 473
  2090. 00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:40,160
  2091. Maybe a scarf could really help
  2092. your sword "pop"?
  2093.  
  2094. 474
  2095. 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,240
  2096. Look, I want to make this clear.
  2097.  
  2098. 475
  2099. 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:46,840
  2100. I'm not going to kill the dragon.
  2101.  
  2102. 476
  2103. 00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:51,800
  2104. Not unless it violates the Pact,
  2105. which looks very unlikely.
  2106.  
  2107. 477
  2108. 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:56,240
  2109. But Sunday is Slay Day!
  2110. We've all made costumes.
  2111.  
  2112. 478
  2113. 00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:57,120
  2114. Yeah!
  2115.  
  2116. 479
  2117. 00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:59,240
  2118. Everyone should just go home
  2119.  
  2120. 480
  2121. 00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:01,000
  2122. and stop hoping for
  2123. the death of the dragon.
  2124.  
  2125. 481
  2126. 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,130
  2127. It's the soul of magic!
  2128.  
  2129. 482
  2130. 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:06,690
  2131. What the hell are you doing?
  2132.  
  2133. 483
  2134. 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:08,400
  2135. Give them what they want!
  2136.  
  2137. 484
  2138. 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:10,240
  2139. The dragon's a goner!
  2140.  
  2141. 485
  2142. 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,040
  2143. She's just playing with you.
  2144.  
  2145. 486
  2146. 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:13,240
  2147. I am not!
  2148.  
  2149. 487
  2150. 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:14,720
  2151. Don't you chicken out!
  2152.  
  2153. 488
  2154. 00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,920
  2155. Killing that dragon's my only chance
  2156. of getting some land!
  2157.  
  2158. 489
  2159. 00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:21,850
  2160. I dream of building
  2161. a pay-by-the-hour car park!
  2162.  
  2163. 490
  2164. 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,200
  2165. You cow!
  2166.  
  2167. 491
  2168. 00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,930
  2169. Hey, if we kill her,
  2170. then we get a new Slayer!
  2171.  
  2172. 492
  2173. 00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:38,920
  2174. Jennifer!
  2175. - Take Tiger to Zambini Towers!
  2176.  
  2177. 493
  2178. 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,160
  2179. Tell them he's to replace me!
  2180.  
  2181. 494
  2182. 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,960
  2183. Moobin! Moobin, where are you?
  2184. What are you doing?
  2185.  
  2186. 495
  2187. 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:24,360
  2188. Look!
  2189.  
  2190. 496
  2191. 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,040
  2192. What is it?
  2193.  
  2194. 497
  2195. 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:29,400
  2196. It's the note that Zambini wrote.
  2197.  
  2198. 498
  2199. 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:30,960
  2200. Or rather tried to write.
  2201.  
  2202. 499
  2203. 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,650
  2204. "My darling Jennifer"...
  2205.  
  2206. 500
  2207. 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,320
  2208. He didn't get very far, did he'?
  2209. - Turn it over.
  2210.  
  2211. 501
  2212. 00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,290
  2213. It's a receipt!
  2214.  
  2215. 502
  2216. 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:39,840
  2217. And the date is
  2218. the day he disappeared.
  2219.  
  2220. 503
  2221. 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:43,240
  2222. And quite possibly it's from
  2223. the last place he visited.
  2224.  
  2225. 504
  2226. 00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:44,800
  2227. A seeing spell, perhaps?
  2228.  
  2229. 505
  2230. 00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:46,730
  2231. If we can manage it.
  2232.  
  2233. 506
  2234. 00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:48,760
  2235. We have to find him, Moobin.
  2236.  
  2237. 507
  2238. 00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,610
  2239. I... I don't think the girl can cope
  2240. without him.
  2241.  
  2242. 508
  2243. 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,040
  2244. You're not worried about her,
  2245. are you, Tilly?
  2246.  
  2247. 509
  2248. 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:55,800
  2249. Of course not!
  2250.  
  2251. 510
  2252. 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,360
  2253. I'm a bit worried about her.
  2254.  
  2255. 511
  2256. 00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,160
  2257. Being the Dragonslayer's
  2258. a lot of pressure
  2259.  
  2260. 512
  2261. 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:02,600
  2262. and she's got the whole of the kingdom
  2263. bullying her into doing the deed.
  2264.  
  2265. 513
  2266. 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:05,960
  2267. Yes, and she is not even grown up.
  2268.  
  2269. 514
  2270. 00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:08,600
  2271. But you're not worried about her?
  2272. - No!
  2273.  
  2274. 515
  2275. 00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:11,400
  2276. Now, would you kindly collect
  2277. all the apparatus we need
  2278.  
  2279. 516
  2280. 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,520
  2281. and stop being such an appalling ass!
  2282.  
  2283. 517
  2284. 00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:55,760
  2285. The last Dragonslayer seeks an audience
  2286. with the last dragon!
  2287.  
  2288. 518
  2289. 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:41,680
  2290. I should tell you...
  2291. I'm not here to slay you today.
  2292.  
  2293. 519
  2294. 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,760
  2295. It's not Sunday yet, is it?
  2296.  
  2297. 520
  2298. 00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,200
  2299. Did you get the vision too'?
  2300.  
  2301. 521
  2302. 00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,730
  2303. Dragons have a talent for visions.
  2304.  
  2305. 522
  2306. 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:05,280
  2307. Now, tell me, what brings you here
  2308. so prematurely?
  2309.  
  2310. 523
  2311. 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:09,760
  2312. My employer, the Great Zambini,
  2313. has been magically trapped.
  2314.  
  2315. 524
  2316. 00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:14,040
  2317. But I thought,
  2318. with you being the soul of magic...
  2319.  
  2320. 525
  2321. 00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:16,840
  2322. Please.
  2323.  
  2324. 526
  2325. 00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,240
  2326. I'll give you anything you want
  2327. if you'll help me.
  2328.  
  2329. 527
  2330. 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,680
  2331. He was like a father to me.
  2332.  
  2333. 528
  2334. 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:28,880
  2335. I'd sooner roast than stop trying.
  2336.  
  2337. 529
  2338. 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,200
  2339. Bold.
  2340.  
  2341. 530
  2342. 00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:35,890
  2343. Perhaps ours will be
  2344. a glorious battle after all.
  2345.  
  2346. 531
  2347. 00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:37,800
  2348. There will be no battle.
  2349.  
  2350. 532
  2351. 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,280
  2352. Now, will you help me?
  2353.  
  2354. 533
  2355. 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:48,040
  2356. That kind of magic would tax
  2357. even the most powerful young dragons.
  2358.  
  2359. 534
  2360. 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,280
  2361. My time is nearly over.
  2362.  
  2363. 535
  2364. 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,000
  2365. I am old and my magic is weak.
  2366.  
  2367. 536
  2368. 00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:55,800
  2369. I cannot help.
  2370.  
  2371. 537
  2372. 00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:59,930
  2373. You will face me on Sunday.
  2374.  
  2375. 538
  2376. 00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:01,960
  2377. No.
  2378.  
  2379. 539
  2380. 00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,440
  2381. I would never end magic!
  2382.  
  2383. 540
  2384. 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:08,640
  2385. If you fail to face me, Dragonslayer
  2386.  
  2387. 541
  2388. 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:12,090
  2389. then magic will destroy the kingdom.
  2390.  
  2391. 542
  2392. 00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:15,370
  2393. Everyone you love will perish.
  2394.  
  2395. 543
  2396. 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:17,560
  2397. That is the truth.
  2398.  
  2399. 544
  2400. 00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,400
  2401. Jennifer! Jennifer! I need you!
  2402.  
  2403. 545
  2404. 00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,040
  2405. Now, you get down, you.
  2406.  
  2407. 546
  2408. 00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,720
  2409. Ee, Gods!
  2410. What have you sent us?
  2411.  
  2412. 547
  2413. 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,160
  2414. I thought we might need
  2415. an orphan to tend the house
  2416.  
  2417. 548
  2418. 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:03,320
  2419. while I'm the Dragonslayer.
  2420.  
  2421. 549
  2422. 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:05,200
  2423. Where's Moobin?
  2424.  
  2425. 550
  2426. 00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:06,200
  2427. Moobin?
  2428.  
  2429. 551
  2430. 00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:09,440
  2431. This boy... I told him
  2432. to get tea and gin and biscuits.
  2433.  
  2434. 552
  2435. 00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:11,080
  2436. And that's what she got.
  2437.  
  2438. 553
  2439. 00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,400
  2440. All mixed up together in a tea cup!
  2441.  
  2442. 554
  2443. 00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:16,330
  2444. The last of the biscuits!
  2445. Nearly the end of the gin!
  2446.  
  2447. 555
  2448. 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,280
  2449. I tried it. Now I'm all spinny.
  2450.  
  2451. 556
  2452. 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,160
  2453. Tiger, you shouldn't be drinking gin.
  2454.  
  2455. 557
  2456. 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,800
  2457. It might be the biscuits.
  2458.  
  2459. 558
  2460. 00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:26,680
  2461. Now... who wants to fight
  2462. or dance?
  2463.  
  2464. 559
  2465. 00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:30,640
  2466. Well! This creature is a crisis
  2467. in human form!
  2468.  
  2469. 560
  2470. 00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,410
  2471. I don't care
  2472. if you are the Dragonslayer
  2473.  
  2474. 561
  2475. 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,360
  2476. I want a better service than this
  2477.  
  2478. 562
  2479. 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:38,130
  2480. otherwise I'm sending both of you
  2481. back to the orphanage!
  2482.  
  2483. 563
  2484. 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:44,640
  2485. Yes, it's a sword, but it's
  2486. also a nail file and a mascara!
  2487.  
  2488. 564
  2489. 00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:46,560
  2490. Magic is being very strange.
  2491.  
  2492. 565
  2493. 00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:48,360
  2494. I'll put Tiger Prawns to bed.
  2495.  
  2496. 566
  2497. 00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:51,160
  2498. See if you can find a pillow for him.
  2499.  
  2500. 567
  2501. 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:53,840
  2502. He's going to have a cracking head
  2503. in the morning.
  2504.  
  2505. 568
  2506. 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:55,970
  2507. And he'll deserve it!
  2508.  
  2509. 569
  2510. 00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:09,240
  2511. It's been a very, very long day.
  2512.  
  2513. 570
  2514. 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:25,880
  2515. Oh...
  2516.  
  2517. 571
  2518. 00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:28,880
  2519. I spent a serious amount
  2520. of my boyhood
  2521.  
  2522. 572
  2523. 00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:32,600
  2524. trying to turn this into
  2525. a self-replenishing biscuit tin.
  2526.  
  2527. 573
  2528. 00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:36,520
  2529. And now,
  2530. with magic on the rise again
  2531.  
  2532. 574
  2533. 00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:38,920
  2534. I thought why not dust off the dream?
  2535.  
  2536. 575
  2537. 00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:40,640
  2538. Rather foolish of me, I know.
  2539.  
  2540. 576
  2541. 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:47,480
  2542. Is there something on your mind,
  2543. Miss Dragonslayer?
  2544.  
  2545. 577
  2546. 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:53,440
  2547. How much of Hereford do you think
  2548. it'd be okay to destroy
  2549.  
  2550. 578
  2551. 00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:55,600
  2552. in order to save one person?
  2553.  
  2554. 579
  2555. 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,400
  2556. That's a wonderful question.
  2557.  
  2558. 580
  2559. 00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:05,680
  2560. It's one I've asked myself
  2561. many, many times.
  2562.  
  2563. 581
  2564. 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:12,960
  2565. I think I could allow someone to, erm,
  2566. destroy, say, a fifth of my kingdom
  2567.  
  2568. 582
  2569. 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,280
  2570. for someone they really loved.
  2571.  
  2572. 583
  2573. 00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:17,560
  2574. But not the whole thing?
  2575.  
  2576. 584
  2577. 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,800
  2578. That'd be pushing it a little bit,
  2579. wouldn't it?
  2580.  
  2581. 585
  2582. 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:22,320
  2583. It's nearly midnight.
  2584.  
  2585. 586
  2586. 00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:25,040
  2587. If we're gonna do a seeing spell,
  2588. we ought to go.
  2589.  
  2590. 587
  2591. 00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:25,920
  2592. What?
  2593.  
  2594. 588
  2595. 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,280
  2596. The thing Zambini dropped
  2597. was a receipt.
  2598.  
  2599. 589
  2600. 00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:32,960
  2601. We think we know where he was
  2602. the day that he disappeared.
  2603.  
  2604. 590
  2605. 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,400
  2606. You sure this is the right place?
  2607.  
  2608. 591
  2609. 00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,840
  2610. This is the StuffCo branch
  2611. that was on the receipt.
  2612.  
  2613. 592
  2614. 00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:57,040
  2615. But it's closed.
  2616.  
  2617. 593
  2618. 00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:59,970
  2619. Oh! Oh, I can see that
  2620. with my own eyes!
  2621.  
  2622. 594
  2623. 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,490
  2624. Bloody stupid observation!
  2625.  
  2626. 595
  2627. 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:04,040
  2628. Anyway, that's what
  2629. a seeing spell is for.
  2630.  
  2631. 596
  2632. 00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,560
  2633. Provided you're standing
  2634. in the right acre
  2635.  
  2636. 597
  2637. 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,800
  2638. the spell can show you
  2639. events from the past.
  2640.  
  2641. 598
  2642. 00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,720
  2643. Sirius in the ascendancy, Tilly.
  2644.  
  2645. 599
  2646. 00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:19,000
  2647. Focus, Moobin.
  2648.  
  2649. 600
  2650. 00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:24,160
  2651. Zambini's“ final
  2652.  
  2653. 601
  2654. 00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:27,170
  2655. before he disappeared.
  2656.  
  2657. 602
  2658. 00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:31,970
  2659. Oh, there!
  2660.  
  2661. 603
  2662. 00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:35,450
  2663. Oh, by Shandar, that was quick!
  2664.  
  2665. 604
  2666. 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:47,770
  2667. It's not him, Jennifer.
  2668.  
  2669. 605
  2670. 00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:50,240
  2671. It's just a vision of
  2672. what once was.
  2673.  
  2674. 606
  2675. 00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,040
  2676. - No, no, no!
  2677.  
  2678. 607
  2679. 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:02,530
  2680. Did the spell break?
  2681.  
  2682. 608
  2683. 00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:03,520
  2684. No, it did not.
  2685.  
  2686. 609
  2687. 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:04,640
  2688. So where did he go?
  2689.  
  2690. 610
  2691. 00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:07,200
  2692. He disappeared,
  2693. and right on this spot.
  2694.  
  2695. 611
  2696. 00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:09,410
  2697. And he tried to run.
  2698.  
  2699. 612
  2700. 00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:13,640
  2701. Trapped,
  2702. by persons of vast magical power.
  2703.  
  2704. 613
  2705. 00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,880
  2706. In a bloody supermarket,
  2707. of all places.
  2708.  
  2709. 614
  2710. 00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:47,520
  2711. Jennifer?
  2712.  
  2713. 615
  2714. 00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:49,890
  2715. Go back to sleep.
  2716.  
  2717. 616
  2718. 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,760
  2719. But I need my luggage.
  2720.  
  2721. 617
  2722. 00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,040
  2723. My first night here,
  2724. I couldn't sleep either.
  2725.  
  2726. 618
  2727. 00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:12,160
  2728. Because I was used to you
  2729. and the others all snoring next to me
  2730.  
  2731. 619
  2732. 00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:13,770
  2733. and it was too quiet here.
  2734.  
  2735. 620
  2736. 00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:18,810
  2737. But I didn't want to complain,
  2738. so I just lay here awake.
  2739.  
  2740. 621
  2741. 00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:22,480
  2742. And in the morning,
  2743. he saw I was tired
  2744.  
  2745. 622
  2746. 00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,520
  2747. and I think he figured out why
  2748.  
  2749. 623
  2750. 00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,320
  2751. "Jennifer...
  2752.  
  2753. 624
  2754. 00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,120
  2755. if you're to live with three old farts
  2756.  
  2757. 625
  2758. 00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,400
  2759. you ought to have something younger
  2760. to boss around...
  2761.  
  2762. 626
  2763. 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,120
  2764. And then one day, by the border stones,
  2765. he gave me the Quarkbeast.
  2766.  
  2767. 627
  2768. 00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:36,120
  2769. And he let him sleep in my room
  2770.  
  2771. 628
  2772. 00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:39,400
  2773. even though Lady Mawgon called it
  2774. a travesty of hygiene.
  2775.  
  2776. 629
  2777. 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:49,040
  2778. I think I'd always wondered
  2779. what it was like to have a mum or a dad.
  2780.  
  2781. 630
  2782. 00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:53,920
  2783. But you don't like
  2784. to think about that.
  2785.  
  2786. 631
  2787. 00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:56,610
  2788. But then it was in that first week
  2789.  
  2790. 632
  2791. 00:44:57,240 --> 00:44:59,400
  2792. I was in the garden
  2793. with my new Quarkbeast
  2794.  
  2795. 633
  2796. 00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:01,090
  2797. trying to make him sit
  2798.  
  2799. 634
  2800. 00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:05,720
  2801. with Zambini standing there
  2802. laughing at me
  2803.  
  2804. 635
  2805. 00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:09,520
  2806. and I suddenly realized...
  2807.  
  2808. 636
  2809. 00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:13,560
  2810. Oh.. right.
  2811.  
  2812. 637
  2813. 00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,560
  2814. So this is what it's like.
  2815.  
  2816. 638
  2817. 00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:20,720
  2818. It's exactly this.
  2819.  
  2820. 639
  2821. 00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:24,240
  2822. And I burst into tears
  2823.  
  2824. 640
  2825. 00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:25,850
  2826. and he came over
  2827. and he picked me up
  2828.  
  2829. 641
  2830. 00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,400
  2831. and he hugged me.
  2832.  
  2833. 642
  2834. 00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:31,800
  2835. And I just knew that one day
  2836. when I'd be grown up
  2837.  
  2838. 643
  2839. 00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:34,570
  2840. and free to leave,
  2841. I wouldn't want to leave him.
  2842.  
  2843. 644
  2844. 00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:36,960
  2845. Not ever.
  2846.  
  2847. 645
  2848. 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:41,760
  2849. Do you understand?
  2850.  
  2851. 646
  2852. 00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:45,080
  2853. Just like I love my Polar bear?
  2854.  
  2855. 647
  2856. 00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:48,330
  2857. Something like that.
  2858.  
  2859. 648
  2860. 00:45:52,240 --> 00:45:53,680
  2861. Now go back to sleep.
  2862.  
  2863. 649
  2864. 00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:57,800
  2865. Goodnight, candle.
  2866.  
  2867. 650
  2868. 00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:07,120
  2869. Can I ask you...
  2870.  
  2871. 651
  2872. 00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:11,280
  2873. Did you only bring me home
  2874. because my name was on that sword?
  2875.  
  2876. 652
  2877. 00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:15,920
  2878. Am I just some part
  2879. of some plan of yours?
  2880.  
  2881. 653
  2882. 00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:18,000
  2883. Because I thought...
  2884.  
  2885. 654
  2886. 00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:20,520
  2887. I sort of hoped I might be...
  2888.  
  2889. 655
  2890. 00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:28,810
  2891. I can't hear anything!
  2892.  
  2893. 656
  2894. 00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:35,680
  2895. Please, I can't hear you!
  2896.  
  2897. 657
  2898. 00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:45,280
  2899. Yes?
  2900.  
  2901. 658
  2902. 00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:47,520
  2903. You did a rewiring job
  2904. for my client.
  2905.  
  2906. 659
  2907. 00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:49,960
  2908. She's suing you
  2909. for 500 gold pieces.
  2910.  
  2911. 660
  2912. 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,360
  2913. Suing us?
  2914.  
  2915. 661
  2916. 00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,200
  2917. Send the money
  2918. to the address in that envelope.
  2919.  
  2920. 662
  2921. 00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:55,810
  2922. We already have nothing.
  2923. Now we'll have even less!
  2924.  
  2925. 663
  2926. 00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:57,000
  2927. Oh, sorry. If I may?
  2928.  
  2929. 664
  2930. 00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:58,760
  2931. Are you not together?
  2932. - Oh, no, no, no.
  2933.  
  2934. 665
  2935. 00:46:58,800 --> 00:46:59,800
  2936. No, far from it.
  2937.  
  2938. 666
  2939. 00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:01,640
  2940. I'm your new Assistant,
  2941. Miss Strange.
  2942.  
  2943. 667
  2944. 00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:04,720
  2945. Do I know you?
  2946.  
  2947. 668
  2948. 00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:06,040
  2949. Yeah. Erm, we...
  2950.  
  2951. 669
  2952. 00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:08,800
  2953. We were orphans together.
  2954.  
  2955. 670
  2956. 00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:10,440
  2957. Gordon.
  2958.  
  2959. 671
  2960. 00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:12,840
  2961. Um... G... G... Gordon.
  2962.  
  2963. 672
  2964. 00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:14,960
  2965. I was bit older.
  2966. A bit shy...
  2967.  
  2968. 673
  2969. 00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:19,250
  2970. Erm, I took the liberty of visiting
  2971. the site of the accident
  2972.  
  2973. 674
  2974. 00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:20,280
  2975. and I have questions.
  2976.  
  2977. 675
  2978. 00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:22,720
  2979. Your client had a duty of care
  2980. to these wizards.
  2981.  
  2982. 676
  2983. 00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:25,280
  2984. Did she take precautions
  2985. to shield them from distractions?
  2986.  
  2987. 677
  2988. 00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:28,210
  2989. My client's home was destroyed...
  2990. - Hmm, I'll assume the answer is no.
  2991.  
  2992. 678
  2993. 00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:29,650
  2994. Are you 18, Miss Strange?
  2995.  
  2996. 679
  2997. 00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,050
  2998. No. You see, Miss Strange is
  2999. therefore not old enough
  3000.  
  3001. 680
  3002. 00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:33,120
  3003. to legally sign a contract
  3004.  
  3005. 681
  3006. 00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:36,480
  3007. invalidating any contract that your client
  3008. believes she has with this agency.
  3009.  
  3010. 682
  3011. 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,120
  3012. Consequently, I cite
  3013. the 1743 Act of Magical Licensing
  3014.  
  3015. 683
  3016. 00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:42,090
  3017. indemnifying wizards
  3018. against casual magical damage.
  3019.  
  3020. 684
  3021. 00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:43,960
  3022. Finally - this.
  3023.  
  3024. 685
  3025. 00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:51,480
  3026. I'll give your client one clay to withdraw
  3027. suit, apologise, indemnify and recant
  3028.  
  3029. 686
  3030. 00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:52,960
  3031. or I'll sue you!
  3032.  
  3033. 687
  3034. 00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:55,720
  3035. Hmm!
  3036.  
  3037. 688
  3038. 00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:00,800
  3039. Um... Your new Official Assistant?
  3040.  
  3041. 689
  3042. 00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:04,800
  3043. Welcome aboard, Gordon!
  3044. - Ah!
  3045.  
  3046. 690
  3047. 00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,470
  3048. Touche'. Well, I'll be
  3049. at the Dragon Station,
  3050.  
  3051. 691
  3052. 00:48:07,490 --> 00:48:09,240
  3053. just catching up on the paperwork.
  3054. Ciao.
  3055.  
  3056. 692
  3057. 00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:10,480
  3058. I can't pay you.
  3059.  
  3060. 693
  3061. 00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:13,170
  3062. Oh, I'll just take a cut
  3063. of the merchandising.
  3064.  
  3065. 694
  3066. 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,600
  3067. What in the name of Shandar
  3068. is "merchandising"?
  3069.  
  3070. 695
  3071. 00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:28,160
  3072. Aha! It's happened! By Shandar!
  3073.  
  3074. 696
  3075. 00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:29,200
  3076. What is it?!
  3077.  
  3078. 697
  3079. 00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:32,170
  3080. I think it's a custard cream.
  3081.  
  3082. 698
  3083. 00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:35,360
  3084. I just waggled me finger,
  3085. then this lot happened!
  3086.  
  3087. 699
  3088. 00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:41,450
  3089. Moobin! I do not wish to go to my grave
  3090. decapitated by a ginger nut!
  3091.  
  3092. 700
  3093. 00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:45,160
  3094. I can't stop it.
  3095. The magic's out of control.
  3096.  
  3097. 701
  3098. 00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:48,440
  3099. Maybe if magic ends
  3100. it goes out with a bang.
  3101.  
  3102. 702
  3103. 00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:51,330
  3104. Well, why aren't we all drinking tea,
  3105. for goodness' sake?!
  3106.  
  3107. 703
  3108. 00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:01,330
  3109. Can the death of the dragon
  3110. make magic unstable?
  3111.  
  3112. 704
  3113. 00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:04,480
  3114. Zambini'd know, wouldn't he?
  3115. - He would.
  3116.  
  3117. 705
  3118. 00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:08,880
  3119. We need his notebooks.
  3120. We need to open his study.
  3121.  
  3122. 706
  3123. 00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:11,490
  3124. Oh, don't be ridiculous.
  3125. Nothing will open that door.
  3126.  
  3127. 707
  3128. 00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:13,680
  3129. We've tried magic, and pliers.
  3130.  
  3131. 708
  3132. 00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:21,450
  3133. I recently inherited a sword
  3134. that's extremely good at cutting things.
  3135.  
  3136. 709
  3137. 00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:33,520
  3138. Oh!
  3139.  
  3140. 710
  3141. 00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:36,120
  3142. No one's done the accounts
  3143. in about 300 years.
  3144.  
  3145. 711
  3146. 00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:37,160
  3147. I'm having a great time.
  3148.  
  3149. 712
  3150. 00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:41,000
  3151. Well... thank you, Gordon.
  3152. - Oh!
  3153.  
  3154. 713
  3155. 00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:44,840
  3156. There you are!
  3157.  
  3158. 714
  3159. 00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:53,560
  3160. Let's see how this handles a lock.
  3161.  
  3162. 715
  3163. 00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:04,760
  3164. Gordon?
  3165.  
  3166. 716
  3167. 00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:11,400
  3168. The Slayer must die!
  3169.  
  3170. 717
  3171. 00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:10,720
  3172. We weren't properly introduced.
  3173.  
  3174. 718
  3175. 00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,840
  3176. I'm Jennifer Strange
  3177. and this is Gordon.
  3178.  
  3179. 719
  3180. 00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:18,450
  3181. The wizard Blacklock.
  3182.  
  3183. 720
  3184. 00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:23,080
  3185. I've been chased by a mob,
  3186. threatened with royal execution
  3187.  
  3188. 721
  3189. 00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:25,240
  3190. and now shot at with magical arrows.
  3191.  
  3192. 722
  3193. 00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:29,360
  3194. I'm not exaggerating when I say
  3195. it's been a difficult few days.
  3196.  
  3197. 723
  3198. 00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:33,000
  3199. So give me a compelling reason
  3200. not to chop your hands off.
  3201.  
  3202. 724
  3203. 00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:35,760
  3204. You're going to kill the dragon.
  3205.  
  3206. 725
  3207. 00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:39,680
  3208. The last dragon.
  3209. That is a terrible crime.
  3210.  
  3211. 726
  3212. 00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:42,240
  3213. Put your hands out.
  3214.  
  3215. 727
  3216. 00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:46,880
  3217. If you're gonna take my hands,
  3218. you'd better take my head as well.
  3219.  
  3220. 728
  3221. 00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:49,760
  3222. I'd rather die than live
  3223. in a world without magic.
  3224.  
  3225. 729
  3226. 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,730
  3227. I've been trying my hardest
  3228. not to kill the dragon!
  3229.  
  3230. 730
  3231. 00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:03,320
  3232. But even Maltcassion seems...
  3233.  
  3234. 731
  3235. 00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,520
  3236. to want me to show up
  3237. with a sword this Sunday.
  3238.  
  3239. 732
  3240. 00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:08,920
  3241. But... you're the Dragonslayer.
  3242.  
  3243. 733
  3244. 00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:11,520
  3245. That's just my job title.
  3246. It's not my opinion.
  3247.  
  3248. 734
  3249. 00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:14,800
  3250. My employer loved dragons.
  3251.  
  3252. 735
  3253. 00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:18,050
  3254. He might have died for them.
  3255.  
  3256. 736
  3257. 00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:22,360
  3258. So if anyone tries
  3259. to slay the dragon on Sunday
  3260.  
  3261. 737
  3262. 00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:24,160
  3263. they're gonna have to get past me first.
  3264.  
  3265. 738
  3266. 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,920
  3267. You, young lady,
  3268. are completely wonderful.
  3269.  
  3270. 739
  3271. 00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:31,520
  3272. I'm so sorry I tried to kill you.
  3273.  
  3274. 740
  3275. 00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:32,720
  3276. You tried quite hard!
  3277.  
  3278. 741
  3279. 00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:35,080
  3280. Well, I should have taken you out
  3281. for a coffee or something first.
  3282.  
  3283. 742
  3284. 00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:36,080
  3285. Asked you a few questions.
  3286.  
  3287. 743
  3288. 00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:39,360
  3289. But no. Stupid old Blacklock
  3290. goes charging in with his bow and arrow...
  3291.  
  3292. 744
  3293. 00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:42,720
  3294. Apology accepted.
  3295. Oh!
  3296.  
  3297. 745
  3298. 00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:48,040
  3299. Oh. isn't he lovely?
  3300.  
  3301. 746
  3302. 00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:49,610
  3303. Hey!
  3304.  
  3305. 747
  3306. 00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:54,400
  3307. Do you like that?
  3308. Do you?
  3309.  
  3310. 748
  3311. 00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:58,440
  3312. What should I do?
  3313. I want to honour Shandar's Pact.
  3314.  
  3315. 749
  3316. 00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:00,880
  3317. But...
  3318. - Remember, Shandar forged the Pact
  3319.  
  3320. 750
  3321. 00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:03,160
  3322. not for justice but for gold.
  3323.  
  3324. 751
  3325. 00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:07,920
  3326. He may have been a great wizard
  3327. but he was also a greedy man.
  3328.  
  3329. 752
  3330. 00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:09,560
  3331. You can't say that about Shandar!
  3332.  
  3333. 753
  3334. 00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:12,080
  3335. Before the Pact,
  3336. there were hundreds of dragons.
  3337.  
  3338. 754
  3339. 00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:16,330
  3340. Now just one remains
  3341. and he never leaves his own lands.
  3342.  
  3343. 755
  3344. 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:19,840
  3345. Something is rotten there.
  3346.  
  3347. 756
  3348. 00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:30,240
  3349. Be sure to camp out, the perfect spot
  3350.  
  3351. 757
  3352. 00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:34,720
  3353. so tomorrow you can be in prime position
  3354. to claim some land!
  3355.  
  3356. 758
  3357. 00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:37,320
  3358. Tomorrow is Slay Day!
  3359.  
  3360. 759
  3361. 00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:40,920
  3362. Last chance to grab your
  3363. "Slay Day is my Pay Day" souvenirs
  3364.  
  3365. 760
  3366. 00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:43,930
  3367. t-shirts, tankards and pencils!
  3368.  
  3369. 761
  3370. 00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:46,480
  3371. Roll up for your t-shirts,
  3372. tankards and pencils.
  3373.  
  3374. 762
  3375. 00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:51,730
  3376. I have t-shirts in large, extra large
  3377. and extra, extra, extra large...
  3378.  
  3379. 763
  3380. 00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:53,760
  3381. not that you need it, madam.
  3382.  
  3383. 764
  3384. 00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:55,920
  3385. Feel free to come
  3386. and touch my goods...
  3387.  
  3388. 765
  3389. 00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:04,000
  3390. This bottle is human-made.
  3391.  
  3392. 766
  3393. 00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:15,720
  3394. But this belongs to a dragon.
  3395.  
  3396. 767
  3397. 00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:37,320
  3398. Jen! Ah, ah, ah!
  3399.  
  3400. 768
  3401. 00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:40,000
  3402. The Slayerette!
  3403. - Not now!
  3404.  
  3405. 769
  3406. 00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:42,480
  3407. I have to check something.
  3408. - Ah, ah, Dragonslayer!
  3409.  
  3410. 770
  3411. 00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:44,320
  3412. Dragonslayer, ha-ha!
  3413.  
  3414. 771
  3415. 00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:49,000
  3416. No, but... you are actually under arrest
  3417. for failing to pay council tax.
  3418.  
  3419. 772
  3420. 00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:51,130
  3421. <i>Babes, I know!</i>
  3422.  
  3423. 773
  3424. 00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:54,400
  3425. But the royal accountants say that the rates
  3426. on this building have never been paid
  3427.  
  3428. 774
  3429. 00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:57,170
  3430. and as the Official Slayer,
  3431. you are on the line for that debt.
  3432.  
  3433. 775
  3434. 00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:00,960
  3435. You owe 2,000 gold pieces.
  3436.  
  3437. 776
  3438. 00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:04,000
  3439. Let me go!
  3440. - Babes, babes. Come on.
  3441.  
  3442. 777
  3443. 00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:05,850
  3444. You get this isn't me, right?
  3445.  
  3446. 778
  3447. 00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:08,280
  3448. I'm more of a fizzy wine
  3449. and sunsets kinda guy.
  3450.  
  3451. 779
  3452. 00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:11,760
  3453. These guys are going to torture you
  3454. and I hate that.
  3455.  
  3456. 780
  3457. 00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:15,920
  3458. Just make me your Official Assistant
  3459. and all this goes away.
  3460.  
  3461. 781
  3462. 00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:24,320
  3463. Excuse me? Sir Grifflon?
  3464. Erm... We do have the money.
  3465.  
  3466. 782
  3467. 00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:25,770
  3468. We just need to collect it.
  3469.  
  3470. 783
  3471. 00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:43,120
  3472. Erm... Sword handling is a perk
  3473. of being the Official Assistant.
  3474.  
  3475. 784
  3476. 00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:45,480
  3477. - I'm told it's a coveted role.
  3478. - Yes.
  3479.  
  3480. 785
  3481. 00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:47,360
  3482. Right.
  3483.  
  3484. 786
  3485. 00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:52,000
  3486. Thank you, Gordon.
  3487. Let's get our... very many gold pieces.
  3488.  
  3489. 787
  3490. 00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:57,680
  3491. You won't find fresher in StuffCo!
  3492.  
  3493. 788
  3494. 00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:05,880
  3495. Sir Grifflon!
  3496. Oh my God, we love you so much!
  3497.  
  3498. 789
  3499. 00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:08,880
  3500. Whoa!
  3501. - Thank you! Thank you!
  3502.  
  3503. 790
  3504. 00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:12,680
  3505. Oi, Slayer.
  3506. Trying to not kill that dragon?
  3507.  
  3508. 791
  3509. 00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:13,840
  3510. Ain't right.
  3511.  
  3512. 792
  3513. 00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:17,280
  3514. You sorting her out, Sir G?
  3515. - Oh, everything's peachy, ladies.
  3516.  
  3517. 793
  3518. 00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:19,640
  3519. Alright, look,
  3520. into the Wonderbarn, please.
  3521.  
  3522. 794
  3523. 00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:22,120
  3524. Ah... fans!
  3525.  
  3526. 795
  3527. 00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:24,400
  3528. I love them.
  3529.  
  3530. 796
  3531. 00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:25,800
  3532. They're all real people to me,
  3533. you know?
  3534.  
  3535. 797
  3536. 00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:26,840
  3537. Get lost!
  3538.  
  3539. 798
  3540. 00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:28,560
  3541. The girl did have a point, though.
  3542.  
  3543. 799
  3544. 00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:33,120
  3545. You are, you are a born Dragonslayer,
  3546. Jennifer, not a dragon-hugger. Ha-ha!
  3547.  
  3548. 800
  3549. 00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:34,890
  3550. Why not drop this ridiculous Charade
  3551.  
  3552. 801
  3553. 00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:37,360
  3554. about having 2,000 gold pieces
  3555.  
  3556. 802
  3557. 00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:39,240
  3558. ditch the geek and slay the dragon
  3559.  
  3560. 803
  3561. 00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:42,360
  3562. with a proper, hotter Assistant, like me.
  3563.  
  3564. 804
  3565. 00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:44,210
  3566. Or not! That's also fine.
  3567.  
  3568. 805
  3569. 00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:48,810
  3570. Dragon chili chutney!
  3571.  
  3572. 806
  3573. 00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:50,560
  3574. Oh, they're expecting us!
  3575.  
  3576. 807
  3577. 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:53,880
  3578. And fresh in today
  3579.  
  3580. 808
  3581. 00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:58,560
  3582. our new range of Jennifer Strange
  3583. Dragonslayer merchandise.
  3584.  
  3585. 809
  3586. 00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:01,720
  3587. Exlusive to StuffCo...
  3588. Why is my face...?
  3589.  
  3590. 810
  3591. 00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:04,000
  3592. Trust me on this.
  3593. I'll explain later.
  3594.  
  3595. 811
  3596. 00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:05,880
  3597. Oh, Mrs President, hello!
  3598.  
  3599. 812
  3600. 00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:06,920
  3601. Hello, Gordon.
  3602.  
  3603. 813
  3604. 00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:12,080
  3605. Here at StuffCo,
  3606. we are big fans, Jennifer.
  3607.  
  3608. 814
  3609. 00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:17,490
  3610. There's just so most exciting brand synergy
  3611. with you and Fizzipop.
  3612.  
  3613. 815
  3614. 00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:20,330
  3615. I mean, I ask you,
  3616. what drink could cool you down
  3617.  
  3618. 816
  3619. 00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:23,360
  3620. after a dragon had blown fire
  3621. into your face?
  3622.  
  3623. 817
  3624. 00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:25,090
  3625. Um, Fizzipop?
  3626.  
  3627. 818
  3628. 00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:30,480
  3629. Exactly! In a can
  3630. or in a takeaway tankard!
  3631.  
  3632. 819
  3633. 00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:33,160
  3634. Pop this t-shirt on.
  3635.  
  3636. 820
  3637. 00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:36,760
  3638. No, no, no. She's fine, she's fine.
  3639. - Get off!
  3640.  
  3641. 821
  3642. 00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:40,400
  3643. If you have a better way
  3644. to raise 2,000 gold, then speak up.
  3645.  
  3646. 822
  3647. 00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:42,560
  3648. Merchant! Where is the King's gold?
  3649.  
  3650. 823
  3651. 00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:45,690
  3652. Er - bring the knight his money!
  3653.  
  3654. 824
  3655. 00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:47,360
  3656. Money! Money!
  3657.  
  3658. 825
  3659. 00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:52,520
  3660. We have some incredible -
  3661. yes, incredible - things
  3662.  
  3663. 826
  3664. 00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:54,320
  3665. for you here at StuffCo today.
  3666.  
  3667. 827
  3668. 00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:58,640
  3669. One for two
  3670. on all Dragonslayer fizzy pop...
  3671.  
  3672. 828
  3673. 00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:00,480
  3674. Yes, that's one for two...
  3675.  
  3676. 829
  3677. 01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:03,480
  3678. I trust everything is
  3679. to your satisfaction, Sir G?
  3680.  
  3681. 830
  3682. 01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:14,050
  3683. Jennifer, we need
  3684. worldwide rights for a year
  3685.  
  3686. 831
  3687. 01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:17,320
  3688. two guest appearances
  3689. at Fizzipop events
  3690.  
  3691. 832
  3692. 01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:21,520
  3693. and the t-shirt does need to stay on
  3694. until the end of Slay Day.
  3695.  
  3696. 833
  3697. 01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:22,800
  3698. Agreed?
  3699.  
  3700. 834
  3701. 01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:32,080
  3702. Always a pleasure, Gordon.
  3703.  
  3704. 835
  3705. 01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:34,240
  3706. Now, time to do some filming!
  3707.  
  3708. 836
  3709. 01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:38,490
  3710. Tim, you ready?
  3711. I'd like you to start from here.
  3712.  
  3713. 837
  3714. 01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:41,320
  3715. The image we're looking for, Jennifer
  3716.  
  3717. 838
  3718. 01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:45,040
  3719. is you sheltering from the flames
  3720. behind your shield
  3721.  
  3722. 839
  3723. 01:00:45,080 --> 01:00:48,840
  3724. enjoying a nice cool can
  3725. of hawthorn-flavoured Fizzipop.
  3726.  
  3727. 840
  3728. 01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:53,960
  3729. I'm being attacked by a dragon,
  3730. but I'm pausing to enjoy a soft drink?
  3731.  
  3732. 841
  3733. 01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:56,960
  3734. Yeah, not "enjoying"
  3735. so much as "relishing".
  3736.  
  3737. 842
  3738. 01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:58,650
  3739. Oh, relishing is very good.
  3740.  
  3741. 843
  3742. 01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:01,080
  3743. Really savour those bubbles,
  3744. Miss Strange.
  3745.  
  3746. 844
  3747. 01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:04,240
  3748. And the line, Miss Strange,
  3749. is written on the inside of your shield.
  3750.  
  3751. 845
  3752. 01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:13,360
  3753. Slaying a dragon?
  3754. First I'll drain my flagon.
  3755.  
  3756. 846
  3757. 01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:15,600
  3758. A flagon of Fizzipop!
  3759.  
  3760. 847
  3761. 01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:18,040
  3762. Sold! Somebody get me a can!
  3763.  
  3764. 848
  3765. 01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:27,640
  3766. Sorry, was...
  3767. was just tying off the paperwork.
  3768.  
  3769. 849
  3770. 01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:31,880
  3771. Hey, on the upside, you're not being
  3772. tortured in King Snodd's jail.
  3773.  
  3774. 850
  3775. 01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:33,960
  3776. You seemed friendly
  3777. with the StuffCo lady.
  3778.  
  3779. 851
  3780. 01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:37,320
  3781. Before I took this job with you,
  3782. I was an indentured orphan there.
  3783.  
  3784. 852
  3785. 01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:40,410
  3786. Oh no, it's no biggie.
  3787.  
  3788. 853
  3789. 01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:43,010
  3790. No, it feels like
  3791. half the kingdom works with them.
  3792.  
  3793. 854
  3794. 01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:46,880
  3795. Look, the StuffCo President's
  3796. a good woman.
  3797.  
  3798. 855
  3799. 01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:48,560
  3800. She looked after me
  3801.  
  3802. 856
  3803. 01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:50,880
  3804. when she could have just treated me
  3805. like any other orphan.
  3806.  
  3807. 857
  3808. 01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:53,850
  3809. It might sound... slushy to say it
  3810.  
  3811. 858
  3812. 01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:55,400
  3813. but she was like a mother to me.
  3814.  
  3815. 859
  3816. 01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:01,080
  3817. We're lucky, you know.
  3818.  
  3819. 860
  3820. 01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:04,480
  3821. To have been indentured servants
  3822. for people who were kind to us.
  3823.  
  3824. 861
  3825. 01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:06,360
  3826. Zambini treated me like...
  3827.  
  3828. 862
  3829. 01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:09,290
  3830. Well...
  3831. - on.
  3832.  
  3833. 863
  3834. 01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:10,440
  3835. He loved you.
  3836.  
  3837. 864
  3838. 01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:16,000
  3839. Tomorrow I'm going to fail him.
  3840. - No, you won't.
  3841.  
  3842. 865
  3843. 01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:19,320
  3844. I've tried to find him.
  3845. I've tried everything.
  3846.  
  3847. 866
  3848. 01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:23,160
  3849. Something about this situation is off,
  3850. I can feel it in my gut
  3851.  
  3852. 867
  3853. 01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:26,090
  3854. but I can't see what to do,
  3855. I can't see what the right thing...
  3856.  
  3857. 868
  3858. 01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:27,120
  3859. Jennifer!
  3860.  
  3861. 869
  3862. 01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:28,920
  3863. Jennifer..
  3864.  
  3865. 870
  3866. 01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:33,240
  3867. Tomorrow, just stay away
  3868. from the Dragonlands.
  3869.  
  3870. 871
  3871. 01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:36,240
  3872. If your instinct is not to kill the dragon,
  3873. then go with that.
  3874.  
  3875. 872
  3876. 01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:39,560
  3877. If you think that'd make Zambini proud,
  3878. then ignore the pressure.
  3879.  
  3880. 873
  3881. 01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:42,760
  3882. Refuse to go.
  3883. They can't make you.
  3884.  
  3885. 874
  3886. 01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:46,280
  3887. I believe in you.
  3888.  
  3889. 875
  3890. 01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:56,490
  3891. Oh... Oh, I'm sorry.
  3892.  
  3893. 876
  3894. 01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:59,360
  3895. I'm really sorry. I shouldn't have...
  3896. - I'd better go home.
  3897.  
  3898. 877
  3899. 01:02:59,960 --> 01:03:02,000
  3900. Say my goodbyes
  3901. before the King cuts my head off.
  3902.  
  3903. 878
  3904. 01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:03,080
  3905. Yeah.
  3906.  
  3907. 879
  3908. 01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:05,850
  3909. Well, look, I'll be at Dragonslayer HQ
  3910. if you need me.
  3911.  
  3912. 880
  3913. 01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:07,370
  3914. Just fending off bad guys.
  3915.  
  3916. 881
  3917. 01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:08,920
  3918. Thanks.
  3919.  
  3920. 882
  3921. 01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:10,200
  3922. I mean...
  3923.  
  3924. 883
  3925. 01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:14,250
  3926. Just thanks.
  3927. - Oh!
  3928.  
  3929. 884
  3930. 01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:17,160
  3931. Erm, yeah, I...
  3932.  
  3933. 885
  3934. 01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:32,320
  3935. What the hell is this?
  3936.  
  3937. 886
  3938. 01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:35,290
  3939. I don't want money!
  3940.  
  3941. 887
  3942. 01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:36,730
  3943. I want a bigger kingdom
  3944.  
  3945. 888
  3946. 01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:39,520
  3947. and for that,
  3948. I'll need a dead dragon!
  3949.  
  3950. 889
  3951. 01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:42,320
  3952. I know, it was a serious surprise
  3953. when they paid up.
  3954.  
  3955. 890
  3956. 01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:45,000
  3957. None of us saw that one boomeranging back
  3958. in our faces, did we'?
  3959.  
  3960. 891
  3961. 01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:46,840
  3962. Stocks.
  3963. - Socks!
  3964.  
  3965. 892
  3966. 01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:48,160
  3967. The King requires socks!
  3968.  
  3969. 893
  3970. 01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:50,680
  3971. Bring him the most comfortable socks
  3972. ever knitted!
  3973.  
  3974. 894
  3975. 01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:52,080
  3976. Stocks!
  3977. - What?
  3978.  
  3979. 895
  3980. 01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:53,690
  3981. For you, Sir Grifflon!
  3982.  
  3983. 896
  3984. 01:03:56,760 --> 01:03:59,600
  3985. I'm gonna throw coins in your face
  3986. until I feel better!
  3987.  
  3988. 897
  3989. 01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:01,400
  3990. Sire! I do actually have - get off!
  3991.  
  3992. 898
  3993. 01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:03,050
  3994. I do actually have a Plan D
  3995.  
  3996. 899
  3997. 01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:05,120
  3998. if you just let me lay it out...
  3999.  
  4000. 900
  4001. 01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:07,240
  4002. Right in the face!
  4003. - Hmm!
  4004.  
  4005. 901
  4006. 01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:45,160
  4007. He was fixing this.
  4008.  
  4009. 902
  4010. 01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:47,440
  4011. What is it?
  4012.  
  4013. 903
  4014. 01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:49,760
  4015. Something he made for my birthday.
  4016.  
  4017. 904
  4018. 01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:19,360
  4019. I found something Zambini never had -
  4020.  
  4021. 905
  4022. 01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:23,360
  4023. a piece of a real dragon.
  4024.  
  4025. 906
  4026. 01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:28,240
  4027. Tiger, the Dragonlands
  4028. aren't just closed to humans.
  4029.  
  4030. 907
  4031. 01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:30,680
  4032. The dragons can't leave.
  4033.  
  4034. 908
  4035. 01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:34,520
  4036. It's their prison.
  4037.  
  4038. 909
  4039. 01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:38,920
  4040. But if the dragons can't violate the Pact
  4041.  
  4042. 910
  4043. 01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:42,960
  4044. what's the point in having
  4045. a Dragonslayer to oversee it?
  4046.  
  4047. 911
  4048. 01:05:44,160 --> 01:05:47,440
  4049. Why would the dragons
  4050. help Shandar build their own prison?
  4051.  
  4052. 912
  4053. 01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:51,450
  4054. We're missing something
  4055.  
  4056. 913
  4057. 01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:54,370
  4058. something Shandar must have known
  4059. about the dragons...
  4060.  
  4061. 914
  4062. 01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:55,400
  4063. a secret.
  4064.  
  4065. 915
  4066. 01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:58,280
  4067. I thought there'd be something in here.
  4068.  
  4069. 916
  4070. 01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:03,200
  4071. Something that would save him.
  4072.  
  4073. 917
  4074. 01:06:15,560 --> 01:06:18,240
  4075. It's Slay Day, everybody!
  4076.  
  4077. 918
  4078. 01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:23,320
  4079. We're counting down until midday
  4080.  
  4081. 919
  4082. 01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:27,000
  4083. at which time the prophecy says
  4084. Jennifer Strange
  4085.  
  4086. 920
  4087. 01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:29,240
  4088. the Official Fizzipop Dragonslayer
  4089.  
  4090. 921
  4091. 01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:32,200
  4092. will finally get her slay going on!
  4093.  
  4094. 922
  4095. 01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:36,400
  4096. Who's going to grab that dragon treasure?
  4097.  
  4098. 923
  4099. 01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:40,560
  4100. Who's going to claim some land?
  4101.  
  4102. 924
  4103. 01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:12,080
  4104. Magic's gone insane.
  4105.  
  4106. 925
  4107. 01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:16,320
  4108. I think the world's ending.
  4109.  
  4110. 926
  4111. 01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:20,120
  4112. Can I get you some tea?
  4113.  
  4114. 927
  4115. 01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:21,850
  4116. Oh, great.
  4117.  
  4118. 928
  4119. 01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:24,960
  4120. It's Slay Day.
  4121.  
  4122. 929
  4123. 01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:29,440
  4124. Either the crowd will lynch me
  4125. or the King will arrest me.
  4126.  
  4127. 930
  4128. 01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:33,920
  4129. If they put you in the dungeons
  4130. can I repaint your room?
  4131.  
  4132. 931
  4133. 01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:38,720
  4134. I'd like to paint it sunflower yellow.
  4135.  
  4136. 932
  4137. 01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:47,530
  4138. Oh my Gods. Tiger! Stay still!
  4139. - Huh?
  4140.  
  4141. 933
  4142. 01:08:01,600 --> 01:08:04,280
  4143. Shandar's company is StuffCo.
  4144.  
  4145. 934
  4146. 01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:07,410
  4147. You mean, the people
  4148. who are sponsoring you?
  4149.  
  4150. 935
  4151. 01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:14,680
  4152. The company that Gordon
  4153. was an indentured orphan at.
  4154.  
  4155. 936
  4156. 01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:19,810
  4157. The company that Zambini visited
  4158. the day he disappeared.
  4159.  
  4160. 937
  4161. 01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:21,800
  4162. Oh gods!
  4163.  
  4164. 938
  4165. 01:08:39,160 --> 01:08:40,160
  4166. Gordon?
  4167.  
  4168. 939
  4169. 01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:44,600
  4170. Gordon, are you in here?
  4171.  
  4172. 940
  4173. 01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:50,450
  4174. Gordon, we need to discuss
  4175. your connection to StuffCo.
  4176.  
  4177. 941
  4178. 01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:53,080
  4179. Can you come out here, please?
  4180.  
  4181. 942
  4182. 01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:56,880
  4183. Babes.
  4184.  
  4185. 943
  4186. 01:08:57,640 --> 01:08:59,960
  4187. Last chance at a deal, curly-fries.
  4188.  
  4189. 944
  4190. 01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:04,760
  4191. We will offer the entire kingdom resources
  4192. at your disposal
  4193.  
  4194. 945
  4195. 01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:08,280
  4196. to find and bring back your old employer,
  4197. the Great Zambini.
  4198.  
  4199. 946
  4200. 01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:11,770
  4201. Magic. Money. Soldiers.
  4202.  
  4203. 947
  4204. 01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:14,120
  4205. The King's own Seer, Me.
  4206.  
  4207. 948
  4208. 01:09:14,520 --> 01:09:18,650
  4209. All of us at your disposal
  4210. until he is safely back home.
  4211.  
  4212. 949
  4213. 01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:25,960
  4214. I want to say yes.
  4215.  
  4216. 950
  4217. 01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:27,000
  4218. Great decision!
  4219.  
  4220. 951
  4221. 01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:29,800
  4222. She didn't say yes, though.
  4223. So pay attention.
  4224.  
  4225. 952
  4226. 01:09:32,520 --> 01:09:34,680
  4227. I'd do anything to see him again.
  4228.  
  4229. 953
  4230. 01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,240
  4231. But he would never agree
  4232. to a deal.
  4233.  
  4234. 954
  4235. 01:09:42,240 --> 01:09:43,650
  4236. So I can't.
  4237.  
  4238. 955
  4239. 01:09:46,160 --> 01:09:47,570
  4240. I see.
  4241.  
  4242. 956
  4243. 01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:50,520
  4244. <i>I'm sorry.</i>
  4245.  
  4246. 957
  4247. 01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:53,400
  4248. Yes. Me too.
  4249.  
  4250. 958
  4251. 01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:55,640
  4252. Ah ha-ha-ha!
  4253.  
  4254. 959
  4255. 01:09:58,680 --> 01:10:01,410
  4256. You won't kill me. You need me.
  4257.  
  4258. 960
  4259. 01:10:01,440 --> 01:10:04,250
  4260. No, no, no, we actually...
  4261. we thought we needed you.
  4262.  
  4263. 961
  4264. 01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:08,120
  4265. But the literature states that the Sword
  4266. must be handed to the next in line.
  4267.  
  4268. 962
  4269. 01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:10,280
  4270. You don't need to be alive
  4271. for that part, do you?
  4272.  
  4273. 963
  4274. 01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:12,240
  4275. Arm comes off
  4276. while you're still holding the sword
  4277.  
  4278. 964
  4279. 01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:14,400
  4280. I remove the sword
  4281. from your severed hand
  4282.  
  4283. 965
  4284. 01:10:14,440 --> 01:10:16,880
  4285. handing-over is thusly
  4286. technically completed.
  4287.  
  4288. 966
  4289. 01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:17,800
  4290. Ta-da!
  4291.  
  4292. 967
  4293. 01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:19,760
  4294. You're crazy.
  4295. - I don't think so.
  4296.  
  4297. 968
  4298. 01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:21,720
  4299. You'll burn to pieces.
  4300.  
  4301. 969
  4302. 01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:24,000
  4303. That is a risk I'm willing to take,
  4304. given the situation.
  4305.  
  4306. 970
  4307. 01:10:24,040 --> 01:10:25,760
  4308. I've a lot at stake here.
  4309.  
  4310. 971
  4311. 01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:27,280
  4312. It's actually been very stressful.
  4313.  
  4314. 972
  4315. 01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:31,090
  4316. Oi, you, here!
  4317. Leave my sword!
  4318.  
  4319. 973
  4320. 01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:33,960
  4321. Tiger!
  4322. - Jennifer!
  4323.  
  4324. 974
  4325. 01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:35,960
  4326. Jennifer!
  4327.  
  4328. 975
  4329. 01:10:36,760 --> 01:10:39,040
  4330. Your little friend is headed off
  4331. to the Troll Wars.
  4332.  
  4333. 976
  4334. 01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:40,280
  4335. And you could have had it all.
  4336.  
  4337. 977
  4338. 01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:41,200
  4339. Get in there...
  4340.  
  4341. 978
  4342. 01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:43,000
  4343. Shut up and fight!
  4344.  
  4345. 979
  4346. 01:10:45,120 --> 01:10:46,280
  4347. Stop running away then!
  4348.  
  4349. 980
  4350. 01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:47,400
  4351. Jennifer!
  4352.  
  4353. 981
  4354. 01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:49,450
  4355. You're gonna regret this, boy.
  4356.  
  4357. 982
  4358. 01:10:49,520 --> 01:10:51,120
  4359. Jennifer!
  4360.  
  4361. 983
  4362. 01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:53,360
  4363. This is a big day for me.
  4364.  
  4365. 984
  4366. 01:10:53,400 --> 01:10:55,560
  4367. I finally get to kill a girl!
  4368.  
  4369. 985
  4370. 01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:57,720
  4371. Then I'll become the Slayer,
  4372. kill the dragon
  4373.  
  4374. 986
  4375. 01:10:57,760 --> 01:11:00,520
  4376. take his treasure,
  4377. knock King Snodd off his throne
  4378.  
  4379. 987
  4380. 01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:03,880
  4381. and then boom,
  4382. back in time for supper.
  4383.  
  4384. 988
  4385. 01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:06,650
  4386. A King's Supper!
  4387.  
  4388. 989
  4389. 01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:08,800
  4390. Great, getting in the car.
  4391.  
  4392. 990
  4393. 01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:11,120
  4394. This is your big plan, is it?
  4395. Sitting in the car?
  4396.  
  4397. 991
  4398. 01:11:11,160 --> 01:11:13,440
  4399. No. This is my plan.
  4400.  
  4401. 992
  4402. 01:11:23,360 --> 01:11:25,400
  4403. Go! Get her!
  4404.  
  4405. 993
  4406. 01:11:33,240 --> 01:11:34,240
  4407. Jennifer!
  4408.  
  4409. 994
  4410. 01:11:36,240 --> 01:11:37,760
  4411. Hush. Hush. Hush.
  4412. - No, you have to listen to me -
  4413.  
  4414. 995
  4415. 01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:39,240
  4416. No, no, no, you listen to me.
  4417.  
  4418. 996
  4419. 01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:41,160
  4420. Just stand perfectly still
  4421. and don't say a word.
  4422.  
  4423. 997
  4424. 01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:49,120
  4425. You there, crone! Where is the girl?
  4426.  
  4427. 998
  4428. 01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:52,000
  4429. Oh, sir, I seen her go past the house
  4430. about two minutes ago.
  4431.  
  4432. 999
  4433. 01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:53,240
  4434. Heading for the Dragonlands.
  4435.  
  4436. 1000
  4437. 01:11:53,840 --> 01:11:56,880
  4438. You are lucky I don't gut you
  4439. just for knowing her.
  4440.  
  4441. 1001
  4442. 01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:02,520
  4443. Make for the Dragonlands.
  4444.  
  4445. 1002
  4446. 01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:07,880
  4447. You can breathe again now.
  4448.  
  4449. 1003
  4450. 01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:10,800
  4451. How did you do that?
  4452.  
  4453. 1004
  4454. 01:12:11,440 --> 01:12:12,720
  4455. A <i>glamour.</i>
  4456.  
  4457. 1005
  4458. 01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:14,720
  4459. They didn't even see your car.
  4460.  
  4461. 1006
  4462. 01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:17,440
  4463. Which has ruined my petunias.
  4464.  
  4465. 1007
  4466. 01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:20,450
  4467. Moobin's at the boundary stones.
  4468.  
  4469. 1008
  4470. 01:12:20,480 --> 01:12:22,480
  4471. He thinks the world may end at noon
  4472.  
  4473. 1009
  4474. 01:12:22,520 --> 01:12:24,920
  4475. so I've come back
  4476. for the last of the gin.
  4477.  
  4478. 1010
  4479. 01:12:24,960 --> 01:12:27,360
  4480. Are all here,
  4481. hoping to claim free real estate.
  4482.  
  4483. 1011
  4484. 01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:31,680
  4485. The question on everyone's minds is...
  4486. Where is our Dragonslayer?
  4487.  
  4488. 1012
  4489. 01:12:31,720 --> 01:12:34,040
  4490. With one hour to go,
  4491. the mood here is anxious
  4492.  
  4493. 1013
  4494. 01:12:34,080 --> 01:12:36,240
  4495. as almost the whole kingdom
  4496. has accumulated
  4497.  
  4498. 1014
  4499. 01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:37,930
  4500. at the Dragonlands border.
  4501.  
  4502. 1015
  4503. 01:12:39,480 --> 01:12:41,130
  4504. If I don't slay it...
  4505.  
  4506. 1016
  4507. 01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:42,920
  4508. They'll kill us.
  4509.  
  4510. 1017
  4511. 01:12:44,840 --> 01:12:46,440
  4512. They took Tiger.
  4513.  
  4514. 1018
  4515. 01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:52,280
  4516. But if I do kill the dragon,
  4517. then magic might end forever and...
  4518.  
  4519. 1019
  4520. 01:12:55,920 --> 01:12:57,640
  4521. I don't know what to do!
  4522.  
  4523. 1020
  4524. 01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:00,840
  4525. Oh...
  4526.  
  4527. 1021
  4528. 01:13:06,880 --> 01:13:08,290
  4529. There, there.
  4530.  
  4531. 1022
  4532. 01:13:11,160 --> 01:13:12,960
  4533. Oh, hell's teeth...
  4534.  
  4535. 1023
  4536. 01:13:17,120 --> 01:13:19,240
  4537. You're afraid of letting him down,
  4538. aren't you?
  4539.  
  4540. 1024
  4541. 01:13:20,520 --> 01:13:23,640
  4542. Somehow he might come back
  4543. and think the worse of you.
  4544.  
  4545. 1025
  4546. 01:13:25,880 --> 01:13:28,000
  4547. I'm doing everything wrong.
  4548.  
  4549. 1026
  4550. 01:13:30,280 --> 01:13:33,960
  4551. I know he only gave me a home
  4552. because I'm the last Dragonslayer.
  4553.  
  4554. 1027
  4555. 01:13:36,320 --> 01:13:37,600
  4556. Did you know?
  4557.  
  4558. 1028
  4559. 01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:44,840
  4560. Let me show you the note he wrote.
  4561.  
  4562. 1029
  4563. 01:13:44,880 --> 01:13:46,530
  4564. It didn't say anything.
  4565.  
  4566. 1030
  4567. 01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:48,760
  4568. Ah, it did and it didn't.
  4569.  
  4570. 1031
  4571. 01:13:49,320 --> 01:13:51,320
  4572. Zambini is a very clever man
  4573.  
  4574. 1032
  4575. 01:13:51,360 --> 01:13:53,640
  4576. and he wrote
  4577. the most important words first.
  4578.  
  4579. 1033
  4580. 01:13:53,680 --> 01:13:57,680
  4581. You see, he didn't write
  4582. "do this" or "try that".
  4583.  
  4584. 1034
  4585. 01:13:57,720 --> 01:14:01,360
  4586. He wrote "My darling Jennifer".
  4587.  
  4588. 1035
  4589. 01:14:03,320 --> 01:14:06,050
  4590. Because he wanted you know
  4591. that he was thinking of you
  4592.  
  4593. 1036
  4594. 01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:08,450
  4595. and that he loves you
  4596.  
  4597. 1037
  4598. 01:14:09,120 --> 01:14:12,120
  4599. and that was the most important message
  4600. he could send.
  4601.  
  4602. 1038
  4603. 01:14:13,480 --> 01:14:16,450
  4604. Never mind all the original plans.
  4605.  
  4606. 1039
  4607. 01:14:16,880 --> 01:14:18,480
  4608. He loved you.
  4609.  
  4610. 1040
  4611. 01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:21,280
  4612. Didn't have to.
  4613.  
  4614. 1041
  4615. 01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:22,360
  4616. Plenty wouldn't.
  4617.  
  4618. 1042
  4619. 01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:24,840
  4620. But he did.
  4621.  
  4622. 1043
  4623. 01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:26,480
  4624. You really have to believe me.
  4625.  
  4626. 1044
  4627. 01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:31,530
  4628. Jennifer..
  4629.  
  4630. 1045
  4631. 01:14:32,680 --> 01:14:34,280
  4632. Do what you think is right.
  4633.  
  4634. 1046
  4635. 01:14:34,320 --> 01:14:36,760
  4636. So Gordon,
  4637. tell us why you're here today.
  4638.  
  4639. 1047
  4640. 01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:39,160
  4641. Er, my boss Jennifer is a coward
  4642.  
  4643. 1048
  4644. 01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:42,400
  4645. so it falls to me, the Slayer's
  4646. Official Assistant, to kill the dragon.
  4647.  
  4648. 1049
  4649. 01:14:42,440 --> 01:14:45,170
  4650. Oh, erm, big shout-out
  4651. to my employers at StuffCo
  4652.  
  4653. 1050
  4654. 01:14:45,200 --> 01:14:47,440
  4655. from their new President
  4656. of Marketing and Spying.
  4657.  
  4658. 1051
  4659. 01:14:47,480 --> 01:14:49,240
  4660. Love you, guys!
  4661.  
  4662. 1052
  4663. 01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:52,090
  4664. Gordon! Gordon! Gordon!
  4665.  
  4666. 1053
  4667. 01:14:57,440 --> 01:14:58,850
  4668. I have to stop him.
  4669.  
  4670. 1054
  4671. 01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:00,280
  4672. What about Tiger?
  4673.  
  4674. 1055
  4675. 01:15:00,320 --> 01:15:02,360
  4676. Leave Tiger to me.
  4677. He's my property.
  4678.  
  4679. 1056
  4680. 01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:04,970
  4681. And nobody steals from a lady wizard
  4682.  
  4683. 1057
  4684. 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:08,280
  4685. when she's on
  4686. the best bloody form of her life.
  4687.  
  4688. 1058
  4689. 01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:38,920
  4690. Ah ha-ha!
  4691.  
  4692. 1059
  4693. 01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:47,640
  4694. Reload!
  4695.  
  4696. 1060
  4697. 01:15:55,160 --> 01:15:56,160
  4698. Fire!
  4699.  
  4700. 1061
  4701. 01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:07,280
  4702. Fire!
  4703.  
  4704. 1062
  4705. 01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:56,240
  4706. Fire!
  4707.  
  4708. 1063
  4709. 01:17:07,360 --> 01:17:08,600
  4710. Blacklock!
  4711.  
  4712. 1064
  4713. 01:17:08,640 --> 01:17:09,880
  4714. Hold tight.
  4715.  
  4716. 1065
  4717. 01:17:10,880 --> 01:17:11,880
  4718. Oh...
  4719.  
  4720. 1066
  4721. 01:17:14,240 --> 01:17:15,240
  4722. Bolt!
  4723.  
  4724. 1067
  4725. 01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:24,410
  4726. Oh ho-ho!
  4727.  
  4728. 1068
  4729. 01:17:24,880 --> 01:17:27,360
  4730. Like shooting a duck in a barrel. Eh?
  4731.  
  4732. 1069
  4733. 01:17:27,400 --> 01:17:29,360
  4734. Oh, it must be great to work for me.
  4735.  
  4736. 1070
  4737. 01:17:39,640 --> 01:17:41,960
  4738. Come on, we need to...
  4739.  
  4740. 1071
  4741. 01:17:53,080 --> 01:17:55,480
  4742. Wait here. I'll find help.
  4743.  
  4744. 1072
  4745. 01:17:57,240 --> 01:17:59,680
  4746. Save magic.
  4747.  
  4748. 1073
  4749. 01:18:01,360 --> 01:18:04,090
  4750. Save the dragon.
  4751.  
  4752. 1074
  4753. 01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:45,920
  4754. It's the Slayer!
  4755.  
  4756. 1075
  4757. 01:19:14,520 --> 01:19:15,880
  4758. Jennifer!
  4759.  
  4760. 1076
  4761. 01:19:21,080 --> 01:19:22,490
  4762. So long, girlfriend.
  4763.  
  4764. 1077
  4765. 01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:32,090
  4766. On, Jennifer!
  4767.  
  4768. 1078
  4769. 01:20:08,720 --> 01:20:11,200
  4770. Gordon... I'm coming for you.
  4771.  
  4772. 1079
  4773. 01:20:17,480 --> 01:20:21,920
  4774. Ever seen a troll eat, boy?
  4775. They eats bones like cows eats grass.
  4776.  
  4777. 1080
  4778. 01:20:22,840 --> 01:20:26,680
  4779. At least they can't possibly smell
  4780. as bad as you two do.
  4781.  
  4782. 1081
  4783. 01:20:28,280 --> 01:20:31,760
  4784. I'll have a word with the squadron.
  4785. Send you to the front line.
  4786.  
  4787. 1082
  4788. 01:20:31,800 --> 01:20:32,840
  4789. Stop!
  4790.  
  4791. 1083
  4792. 01:20:33,800 --> 01:20:35,800
  4793. You have my property in that wagon.
  4794.  
  4795. 1084
  4796. 01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:38,890
  4797. I want it back now,
  4798. this very bloody minute.
  4799.  
  4800. 1085
  4801. 01:20:39,240 --> 01:20:42,210
  4802. Unlock that cage
  4803. or face the consequences.
  4804.  
  4805. 1086
  4806. 01:20:43,120 --> 01:20:45,240
  4807. Out of my way, old lady.
  4808.  
  4809. 1087
  4810. 01:20:45,560 --> 01:20:47,920
  4811. I am not old!
  4812.  
  4813. 1088
  4814. 01:21:14,560 --> 01:21:16,480
  4815. Thank you, Lady Mawgon.
  4816.  
  4817. 1089
  4818. 01:21:16,520 --> 01:21:20,280
  4819. Rang for my tea this morning,
  4820. nobody came! So here I am.
  4821.  
  4822. 1090
  4823. 01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:24,400
  4824. What happened to Jennifer?
  4825.  
  4826. 1091
  4827. 01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:46,760
  4828. Gordon...
  4829.  
  4830. 1092
  4831. 01:22:29,600 --> 01:22:30,640
  4832. Jennifer?
  4833.  
  4834. 1093
  4835. 01:22:34,040 --> 01:22:35,690
  4836. Shh!
  4837.  
  4838. 1094
  4839. 01:22:36,240 --> 01:22:39,520
  4840. Jennifer, you're running out of rocks
  4841. to hide behind.
  4842.  
  4843. 1095
  4844. 01:22:41,080 --> 01:22:43,200
  4845. The day Zambini disappeared.
  4846.  
  4847. 1096
  4848. 01:22:43,240 --> 01:22:45,080
  4849. Who did he meet from StuffCo?
  4850.  
  4851. 1097
  4852. 01:22:45,520 --> 01:22:47,090
  4853. Well, the President herself.
  4854.  
  4855. 1098
  4856. 01:22:47,120 --> 01:22:49,400
  4857. The woman you met
  4858. at the Fizzipop sponsorship.
  4859.  
  4860. 1099
  4861. 01:22:49,800 --> 01:22:52,800
  4862. Why would Shandar's own company
  4863. try to get rid of a wizard?
  4864.  
  4865. 1100
  4866. 01:22:52,840 --> 01:22:57,080
  4867. Dear old Zambini, far too interested
  4868. in dragons and their secrets
  4869.  
  4870. 1101
  4871. 01:22:57,120 --> 01:22:59,880
  4872. he came perilously close
  4873. to guessing how to save them.
  4874.  
  4875. 1102
  4876. 01:22:59,920 --> 01:23:02,360
  4877. But anyway, magic is ending!
  4878.  
  4879. 1103
  4880. 01:23:02,400 --> 01:23:04,120
  4881. Money is where the game is now.
  4882.  
  4883. 1104
  4884. 01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:05,280
  4885. Selling things to people.
  4886.  
  4887. 1105
  4888. 01:23:05,320 --> 01:23:07,400
  4889. And I'm quite the salesman, aren't I'?
  4890.  
  4891. 1106
  4892. 01:23:07,440 --> 01:23:11,520
  4893. "Oh Jennifer, I too was an orphan
  4894. with a kindly employer..."
  4895.  
  4896. 1107
  4897. 01:23:12,560 --> 01:23:16,080
  4898. StuffCo's gold just bought me
  4899. a villa with a sea view.
  4900.  
  4901. 1108
  4902. 01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:20,120
  4903. Gold also buys
  4904. copper-plated explodi-tips.
  4905.  
  4906. 1109
  4907. 01:23:20,160 --> 01:23:22,160
  4908. Perfect for killing magical creatures.
  4909.  
  4910. 1110
  4911. 01:23:24,360 --> 01:23:27,920
  4912. Also effective on teenage girls.
  4913.  
  4914. 1111
  4915. 01:23:44,600 --> 01:23:46,920
  4916. When I run, you run.
  4917.  
  4918. 1112
  4919. 01:23:47,840 --> 01:23:51,120
  4920. And if I fall over,
  4921. you keep going.
  4922.  
  4923. 1113
  4924. 01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:11,000
  4925. <i>No!</i>
  4926.  
  4927. 1114
  4928. 01:24:13,400 --> 01:24:15,600
  4929. Leave him alone!
  4930.  
  4931. 1115
  4932. 01:24:17,880 --> 01:24:19,530
  4933. Time for you to die, Miss Strange.
  4934.  
  4935. 1116
  4936. 01:24:19,920 --> 01:24:21,570
  4937. I'm on a tight schedule here.
  4938.  
  4939. 1117
  4940. 01:24:22,120 --> 01:24:24,120
  4941. Before you die,
  4942. I ought to thank you.
  4943.  
  4944. 1118
  4945. 01:24:24,160 --> 01:24:25,840
  4946. The day you made me your Apprentice
  4947.  
  4948. 1119
  4949. 01:24:25,880 --> 01:24:27,960
  4950. you gave me the keys
  4951. to the entire Dragonlands.
  4952.  
  4953. 1120
  4954. 01:24:30,080 --> 01:24:32,600
  4955. 'Cause if you weren't my Assistant,
  4956. you couldn't be here.
  4957.  
  4958. 1121
  4959. 01:24:32,640 --> 01:24:33,920
  4960. Touche'.
  4961.  
  4962. 1122
  4963. 01:24:33,960 --> 01:24:34,960
  4964. Gordon.
  4965.  
  4966. 1123
  4967. 01:24:35,400 --> 01:24:36,810
  4968. You're not my Assistant any more.
  4969.  
  4970. 1124
  4971. 01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:40,000
  4972. You're fired. Officially.
  4973.  
  4974. 1125
  4975. 01:24:40,240 --> 01:24:41,240
  4976. What?
  4977.  
  4978. 1126
  4979. 01:24:41,400 --> 01:24:42,400
  4980. <i>No!</i>
  4981.  
  4982. 1127
  4983. 01:25:28,320 --> 01:25:31,050
  4984. Magic is going bonkers
  4985. at the boundary stones today
  4986.  
  4987. 1128
  4988. 01:25:31,080 --> 01:25:34,280
  4989. with purple flashes of light
  4990. whizzing out of the Dragonlands.
  4991.  
  4992. 1129
  4993. 01:25:34,320 --> 01:25:37,360
  4994. Purple being the colour
  4995. that's in vogue this season.
  4996.  
  4997. 1130
  4998. 01:25:55,760 --> 01:25:57,840
  4999. The magic's out of control.
  5000.  
  5001. 1131
  5002. 01:25:58,960 --> 01:26:00,920
  5003. What happens if the dragon lives?
  5004.  
  5005. 1132
  5006. 01:26:00,960 --> 01:26:03,240
  5007. I believe the prognosis is troubling.
  5008.  
  5009. 1133
  5010. 01:26:03,280 --> 01:26:05,800
  5011. Erm... the end of Hereford... and...
  5012.  
  5013. 1134
  5014. 01:26:14,920 --> 01:26:16,280
  5015. Erm...
  5016.  
  5017. 1135
  5018. 01:26:17,040 --> 01:26:19,720
  5019. I order this to stop?
  5020.  
  5021. 1136
  5022. 01:26:57,600 --> 01:26:59,640
  5023. The hour has arrived!
  5024.  
  5025. 1137
  5026. 01:27:00,200 --> 01:27:02,930
  5027. You haven't violated the Dragon Pact.
  5028.  
  5029. 1138
  5030. 01:27:02,960 --> 01:27:06,200
  5031. In fact, you can't leave
  5032. the Dragonlands, can you?
  5033.  
  5034. 1139
  5035. 01:27:06,640 --> 01:27:08,560
  5036. Slay or be slain.
  5037.  
  5038. 1140
  5039. 01:27:08,600 --> 01:27:11,640
  5040. It's your destiny as the Dragonslayer!
  5041.  
  5042. 1141
  5043. 01:27:11,680 --> 01:27:14,040
  5044. The Dragon Pact is a lie
  5045. and you know it.
  5046.  
  5047. 1142
  5048. 01:27:14,080 --> 01:27:15,490
  5049. You're a prisoner here!
  5050.  
  5051. 1143
  5052. 01:27:17,280 --> 01:27:18,880
  5053. Die then!
  5054.  
  5055. 1144
  5056. 01:27:35,360 --> 01:27:37,400
  5057. Do you want to die?
  5058.  
  5059. 1145
  5060. 01:27:38,880 --> 01:27:40,920
  5061. I want to live.
  5062.  
  5063. 1146
  5064. 01:27:41,520 --> 01:27:43,920
  5065. But there are rules.
  5066.  
  5067. 1147
  5068. 01:28:29,800 --> 01:28:33,960
  5069. You must fulfill your destiny
  5070. or the world ends.
  5071.  
  5072. 1148
  5073. 01:28:34,400 --> 01:28:37,720
  5074. Magic has become too unstable.
  5075.  
  5076. 1149
  5077. 01:28:40,920 --> 01:28:42,250
  5078. Look at them.
  5079.  
  5080. 1150
  5081. 01:28:43,440 --> 01:28:46,480
  5082. All waiting for you to die
  5083. just so they can get rich.
  5084.  
  5085. 1151
  5086. 01:28:47,200 --> 01:28:48,690
  5087. Are they worth saving?
  5088.  
  5089. 1152
  5090. 01:28:49,360 --> 01:28:50,360
  5091. No.
  5092.  
  5093. 1153
  5094. 01:28:50,400 --> 01:28:52,840
  5095. Is that what Zambini would say?
  5096.  
  5097. 1154
  5098. 01:29:02,320 --> 01:29:05,760
  5099. If I slay you, and magic ends
  5100.  
  5101. 1155
  5102. 01:29:07,160 --> 01:29:09,080
  5103. I'll never see him again.
  5104.  
  5105. 1156
  5106. 01:29:10,320 --> 01:29:13,600
  5107. That is the nature of great sacrifice.
  5108.  
  5109. 1157
  5110. 01:29:14,280 --> 01:29:16,320
  5111. To give up your dearest desire
  5112.  
  5113. 1158
  5114. 01:29:16,360 --> 01:29:19,360
  5115. for the sake of people
  5116. to whom you owe very little.
  5117.  
  5118. 1159
  5119. 01:29:23,000 --> 01:29:26,560
  5120. There. Your human property
  5121. has been damaged.
  5122.  
  5123. 1160
  5124. 01:29:26,600 --> 01:29:28,520
  5125. The Pact is violated.
  5126.  
  5127. 1161
  5128. 01:29:29,120 --> 01:29:31,520
  5129. Now play your part.
  5130.  
  5131. 1162
  5132. 01:29:34,560 --> 01:29:36,760
  5133. I can't not see him again.
  5134.  
  5135. 1163
  5136. 01:29:37,160 --> 01:29:38,760
  5137. It is time.
  5138.  
  5139. 1164
  5140. 01:29:39,480 --> 01:29:43,880
  5141. Fight, or see your world destroyed.
  5142.  
  5143. 1165
  5144. 01:29:50,840 --> 01:29:52,330
  5145. <i>I'm sorry.</i>
  5146.  
  5147. 1166
  5148. 01:30:29,200 --> 01:30:30,440
  5149. Oh, Jennifer.
  5150.  
  5151. 1167
  5152. 01:30:41,720 --> 01:30:42,720
  5153. Wage!
  5154.  
  5155. 1168
  5156. 01:30:47,960 --> 01:30:49,200
  5157. I'm gonna be rich!
  5158.  
  5159. 1169
  5160. 01:31:07,840 --> 01:31:10,480
  5161. - I thought she killed it!
  5162. - I thought it was dead!
  5163.  
  5164. 1170
  5165. 01:31:11,200 --> 01:31:13,080
  5166. There's a Pact, ain't there?
  5167. - Yeah!
  5168.  
  5169. 1171
  5170. 01:31:14,640 --> 01:31:16,360
  5171. So they can't hurt us!
  5172. - No!
  5173.  
  5174. 1172
  5175. 01:31:24,720 --> 01:31:26,000
  5176. Move!
  5177.  
  5178. 1173
  5179. 01:31:31,920 --> 01:31:35,280
  5180. Yar! Like shooting penguins
  5181. in an ice rink, that was!
  5182.  
  5183. 1174
  5184. 01:31:43,760 --> 01:31:45,170
  5185. Reload. Reload!
  5186.  
  5187. 1175
  5188. 01:33:25,680 --> 01:33:27,330
  5189. We will find her, won't we?
  5190.  
  5191. 1176
  5192. 01:33:27,360 --> 01:33:28,720
  5193. Yes, of course we will!
  5194.  
  5195. 1177
  5196. 01:33:28,760 --> 01:33:30,960
  5197. Don't ask such ridiculous questions.
  5198.  
  5199. 1178
  5200. 01:34:03,280 --> 01:34:04,720
  5201. I'm so sorry.
  5202.  
  5203. 1179
  5204. 01:34:05,600 --> 01:34:06,720
  5205. Whatever for?
  5206.  
  5207. 1180
  5208. 01:34:08,760 --> 01:34:10,200
  5209. I failed him.
  5210.  
  5211. 1181
  5212. 01:34:10,760 --> 01:34:12,120
  5213. <i>I killed the dragon.</i>
  5214.  
  5215. 1182
  5216. 01:34:12,160 --> 01:34:17,320
  5217. Jennifer. There are young dragons
  5218. flying above the sky in Herefordshire.
  5219.  
  5220. 1183
  5221. 01:34:17,360 --> 01:34:19,640
  5222. Not only alive, but free.
  5223.  
  5224. 1184
  5225. 01:34:26,720 --> 01:34:28,210
  5226. I don't understand.
  5227.  
  5228. 1185
  5229. 01:34:28,240 --> 01:34:31,000
  5230. Whatever you did,
  5231. it was well done.
  5232.  
  5233. 1186
  5234. 01:34:31,040 --> 01:34:34,200
  5235. Yes. One is almost proud of you.
  5236.  
  5237. 1187
  5238. 01:34:35,400 --> 01:34:37,240
  5239. Maggie's on the up-and-up as well.
  5240.  
  5241. 1188
  5242. 01:34:38,680 --> 01:34:41,440
  5243. And where there's magic there's always
  5244. hope of bringing Zambini back.
  5245.  
  5246. 1189
  5247. 01:34:42,360 --> 01:34:45,250
  5248. You done well, little one.
  5249. You done well.
  5250.  
  5251. 1190
  5252. 01:34:45,920 --> 01:34:47,760
  5253. I didn't bring him back, though, did I?
  5254.  
  5255. 1191
  5256. 01:34:49,280 --> 01:34:52,800
  5257. And between us and him
  5258. is the greatest wizard of all time
  5259.  
  5260. 1192
  5261. 01:34:52,840 --> 01:34:55,000
  5262. in league with
  5263. the most-powerful supermarket.
  5264.  
  5265. 1193
  5266. 01:34:55,680 --> 01:34:57,600
  5267. I don't feel hopeful.
  5268.  
  5269. 1194
  5270. 01:34:59,160 --> 01:35:00,600
  5271. <i>I'm sorry.</i>
  5272.  
  5273. 1195
  5274. 01:35:02,000 --> 01:35:03,240
  5275. Excuse me.
  5276.  
  5277. 1196
  5278. 01:35:06,600 --> 01:35:08,120
  5279. Where's the Quarkbeast?
  5280.  
  5281. 1197
  5282. 01:35:51,640 --> 01:35:53,480
  5283. Best give her some space.
  5284.  
  5285. 1198
  5286. 01:35:54,080 --> 01:35:56,560
  5287. Ooh, tea.
  5288. - Oh yes.
  5289.  
  5290. 1199
  5291. 01:35:58,040 --> 01:35:59,480
  5292. Three lumps, please.
  5293.  
  5294. 1200
  5295. 01:36:00,120 --> 01:36:01,450
  5296. I'll give you one.
  5297.  
  5298. 1201
  5299. 01:36:01,480 --> 01:36:03,280
  5300. Sugar's not good
  5301. for the pancreas.
  5302.  
  5303. 1202
  5304. 01:36:11,160 --> 01:36:12,760
  5305. It's not me doing that.
  5306.  
  5307. 1203
  5308. 01:36:12,800 --> 01:36:14,040
  5309. That's interesting.
  5310.  
  5311. 1204
  5312. 01:36:52,680 --> 01:36:54,040
  5313. Ow!
  5314.  
  5315. 1205
  5316. 01:37:04,960 --> 01:37:06,760
  5317. My darling Jennifer.
  5318.  
  5319. 1206
  5320. 01:37:18,120 --> 01:37:19,530
  5321. There are dragons again.
  5322.  
  5323. 1207
  5324. 01:37:19,960 --> 01:37:22,280
  5325. I know.
  5326.  
  5327. 1208
  5328. 01:37:23,080 --> 01:37:25,920
  5329. I owe them my thanks
  5330. for seeing you again now.
  5331.  
  5332. 1209
  5333. 01:37:27,920 --> 01:37:29,000
  5334. Quite remarkable.
  5335.  
  5336. 1210
  5337. 01:37:29,560 --> 01:37:30,720
  5338. I know!
  5339.  
  5340. 1211
  5341. 01:37:30,760 --> 01:37:33,080
  5342. Come and look at them.
  5343. - No, no, no. I mean you, Jennifer.
  5344.  
  5345. 1212
  5346. 01:37:34,520 --> 01:37:36,240
  5347. You see, the night we met
  5348.  
  5349. 1213
  5350. 01:37:36,280 --> 01:37:39,120
  5351. I only really came
  5352. to seek out the last Dragonslayer.
  5353.  
  5354. 1214
  5355. 01:37:40,200 --> 01:37:42,680
  5356. But soon I found that,
  5357. quite by accident
  5358.  
  5359. 1215
  5360. 01:37:42,720 --> 01:37:44,880
  5361. I had instead brought home
  5362. a daughter.
  5363.  
  5364. 1216
  5365. 01:37:46,200 --> 01:37:49,090
  5366. And you really are
  5367. quite remarkable, Jennifer.
  5368.  
  5369. 1217
  5370. 01:37:50,160 --> 01:37:52,400
  5371. I'm so very, very, very proud of you.
  5372.  
  5373. 1218
  5374. 01:37:57,880 --> 01:38:00,530
  5375. I think dragons are reborn
  5376. by being slain in combat.
  5377.  
  5378. 1219
  5379. 01:38:03,040 --> 01:38:05,160
  5380. Shandar's border stones
  5381. kept soldiers away from them
  5382.  
  5383. 1220
  5384. 01:38:05,200 --> 01:38:07,400
  5385. so they started dying
  5386. from old age instead.
  5387.  
  5388. 1221
  5389. 01:38:07,440 --> 01:38:08,850
  5390. That's an interesting theory.
  5391.  
  5392. 1222
  5393. 01:38:08,880 --> 01:38:11,440
  5394. I think that's why Maltcassion wanted me
  5395. to fight him. I think...
  5396.  
  5397. 1223
  5398. 01:38:14,200 --> 01:38:15,690
  5399. How long do we have?
  5400.  
  5401. 1224
  5402. 01:38:21,320 --> 01:38:23,600
  5403. I'll find a way to bring you home.
  5404. - No, you mustn't.
  5405.  
  5406. 1225
  5407. 01:38:23,640 --> 01:38:26,480
  5408. These are dangerous
  5409. and powerful people, Jennifer
  5410.  
  5411. 1226
  5412. 01:38:26,920 --> 01:38:29,570
  5413. and I would rather be lost forever
  5414. than ever see you come to any harm.
  5415.  
  5416. 1227
  5417. 01:38:29,600 --> 01:38:31,250
  5418. Now will you promise me?
  5419.  
  5420. 1228
  5421. 01:38:32,760 --> 01:38:33,760
  5422. No.
  5423.  
  5424. 1229
  5425. 01:39:17,280 --> 01:39:18,440
  5426. Ahem...
  5427.  
  5428. 1230
  5429. 01:39:19,000 --> 01:39:19,840
  5430. Yes?
  5431.  
  5432. 1231
  5433. 01:39:19,880 --> 01:39:24,600
  5434. Mr Grieves would like to discuss
  5435. 17 new Wonderbarn openings with you.
  5436.  
  5437. 1232
  5438. 01:39:24,640 --> 01:39:26,640
  5439. Let's give him 10 minutes after lunch.
  5440.  
  5441. 1233
  5442. 01:39:27,440 --> 01:39:31,650
  5443. And a Miss Jennifer Strange
  5444. has requested a meeting with you?
  5445.  
  5446. 1234
  5447. 01:39:32,640 --> 01:39:37,280
  5448. Yes, erm, I think not.
  5449.  
  5450. 1235
  5451. 01:39:44,160 --> 01:39:45,160
  5452. There's a note.
  5453.  
  5454. 1236
  5455. 01:39:46,160 --> 01:39:47,200
  5456. What does it say?
  5457.  
  5458. 1237
  5459. 01:39:47,240 --> 01:39:48,240
  5460. It says...
  5461.  
  5462. 1238
  5463. 01:39:52,360 --> 01:39:53,480
  5464. I insist.
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