Indextic Meets Greg

greg meets indextic irl

"Dude" said Greg as he woke up and looked at his mirror. His reflection, Gragledump, replied "lookin good dude, as always" Greg decided to go outside, unlike most people on SRL. There, he found himself in Canada looking for someone from the skype call. He decided to try real life Omegle. After seeing 300 dicks, he set his likes to "pizza." Immediately, he found a lad named Indextic, or how people know him online by his screen name, "Robbie Neate."

"Hi, I'm Greg" said Indextic. "I found you, FAKER!" said Greg. "Faker?! I think you're the fake Greg around here. You're comparing yourself to me? HA! You're not even good enough to be my fake!" said Indextic. "I'll make you eat those wo--" Greg was interrupted by Indextic, "Hold on, you said that way too late. And by that I mean you didn't interrupt me." They instantly became best friends. They decided to go to the mall because Greg was looking for love and Indextic was looking for shoes. They made it to the food court. Shit always goes down at the food court, so you know it's about to get real. Nothing happened, then they went to Hot Topic, their mutual favorite store. "I've actually been to this store every day of my life" boasted Greg. There was a really cute girl working at the register. "Don't worry Greg, I'm gay" said Indextic. Greg goes up to the girl and delivers his best pick up line: "Sit on my heart so I can eat my way to your face" The girl said "Sorry Greg, I'm gay." Indextic chimed in "Oh dude, I'm gay too! We should go out." They made passionate love right on top of Greg's heart, Greg couldn't hold back the tears "Their faces taste terrible, dude"

Indextic had a man, but now Greg needed someone in his life. He attempted to find someone by pulling out his dick. "Indextic, tell me a story" said Greg's dick. Indextic leaned back and did the rockaway. Then he told a story. "That was a pretty good story" said Greg. Looking down, Greg felt a tug. "Looks like we have some takers!!" "Hi, I'm a girl named Chode, how are you?" "Who is Chode?" asked ZFG. "Hi Chode, nice to meetcha. I like pizza more than Khalifa smoke reefa" said Greg. "Is that a gun in your pocket or you just happy to see me?" asked Chode. It was actually a gun, and Greg accidentally shot and killed Chode. "Dude you just shot my dick off!!" yelled Indextic. There's a clever joke here somewhere. "Thanks!! Now I can finally fulfill my dream of becoming a female!" said Indextic. He then married Luckylawl and had no children. Then Lucky and Indextic go to bed.

The end.