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  1. THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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  3. BOLSONARO, THE CONSERVATIVE ANTI-STATUS QUO CANDIDATE IS GAINING POLITICAL TRACTION TO THE POINT THAT THE MEDIA IS ON DENIAL AND CALLING BRAZILIANS RETARDS AND STUPID FOR NOT LISTENING TO THEIR 'FACTS'
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  5. HE HAS EARNED 3.5 MILLION VIEWS AT YOUTUBE IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS FOR REKTING MSM JOURNALISTS. ONE OF THE QUESTIONS WAS "HOW WILL YOU PAY THE HISTORIC DEBT TOWARDS SLAVERY", "WHY SHOULD WE? I NEVER ENSLAVED ANYONE? ALSO THE BLACKS ENSLAVED BLACKS IN AFRICA, THE PORTUGUESE ONLY MADE THE TRAFFICK"
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  7. BOLSONARO IS A CONSERVATIVE CATHOLIC, EX ARMY CAPITAN, THE ONLY CANDIDATE FREE FROM INVOLVEMENT IN CORRUPTION, PRO-GUN LEGISLATION AND WANTS THE LIBERALIZATION OF THE ECONOMY AND TO ALIGN BRAZIL TO THE US FOREIGN POLICY. HIS CHOICES FOR VICE PRESIDENT ARE: AN IMPERIAL PRINCE, AN ARMY GENERAL AND A FEMALE LAWYER THAT MADE DILMA'S IMPEACHMENT
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  9. BOLSONARO IS LEADING ALL POLLS SINCE LULA'S JAILING BY 10% PER CENT AND GROWING STEADILY
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  11. Links:
  12. >Bolsonaro's news
  13. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-07-31/brazil-candidate-bolsonaro-minimizes-slavery-praises-trump
  14. https://www.google.com.br/search?q=bolsonaro+Brazil&source=lnms&tbm=nws&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjJ-PWtzMzcAhWKjZAKHZzJD54Q_AUICigB&biw=1362&bih=583
  15. >Imperial prince as VP interview to USA journal
  16. http://americasquarterly.org/content/heir-brazils-monarchy-enters-political-ring
  17. >Bolsonaro Interview (in portuguese):
  18. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDL59dkeTi0
  19. >Rekting part of the interview (in portuguese)
  20. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-FMwxcT_X0
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  23. QUICK RUN DOWN:
  24. 2013:
  25. >Massive protests against bus fares take over the country, people start to protest against Dilma Rousseff and the money spent in the World Cup, it takes over the country. First mass protest since the 90s
  26. 2014:
  27. >Brazil loses 7-1 to Germany at the Semi Finals, making people get even angrier about the World Cup and the money spent on it
  28. >Massive recession incoming as the government spending is too high for the revenue as the commodities prices go down due to Russian invasion of Crimea
  29. >Dilma (Worker's Party) wins the reelection against Aécio (Social Democracy Party), both are leftists, by a 1% margin, people start to suspect election frauding
  30. 2015:
  31. >Dilma takes office and a massive recession is inbound, unemployment starts to skyrocket, taxes go up, people get insane
  32. >The Federal Judge Sérgio Moro uncovers the biggest corruption scheme of mankind and releases the recordings of Dilma and Lula (ex-president) discussing how to dodge the federal judges, all government parties are implied in the corruption scheme
  33. >6 million people gather all along the country to protest against Dilma and ask her impeachment, the opposition led by Aécio uses this opportunity to swindle the public opinion
  34. >the president of the House of Deputies, Eduardo Cunha, blackmails Dilma into deposing Sérgio Moro from his post as he is heavily implied in corruption charges as well, or else he will lock the Deputy Chamber until her impeachment, she rejects the offer
  35. >PMDB, the biggest government party, changes side and the Vice-President (Michel Temer) which is from the PMDB starts openly discussing her impeachment
  36. >The country halted for 6 months as politicians refused to cooperate with the government, the investigations now more than ever afflicted PT and the PMDB
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  38. 2016:
  39. >Dilma is finally impeached and a new government is formed with the PMDB and the PSDB (Aécio's party) in coalition
  40. >Sérgio Moro starts to deepen his investigations on Lula and on the PMDB
  41. >Rio Olympics are led by Michel Temer and he receives are rash booing from the crowd
  42. >The population starts to realize that the ones now in power are as corrupt as Dilma's government
  43. >PT tries everything they can to stop Temer and victimize themselves
  44. >Temer starts passing austerity measures making people pissed
  45. 2017:
  46. >JBS executives record the President Temer asking for bribes to hush the judges and the, now jailed, Ex- President of the House of Deputies, Eduardo Cunha, and Senator Aécio Neves (President of PSDB) asking for money to pay up a judge, he also jokes about drug trafficking and people get mad as fuck, the SP market index drops 11% in a day
  47. >Sparse Protests start to rise everywhere
  48. >Despite austerity measures the economy doesn't rise from the ashes and unemployment still maintains high
  49. >Sérgio Moro discovers heavy involvement of the President Temer in a corruption scheme at the biggest port of Latin America
  50. >Temer tries to take the investigation away from Sérgio Moro by replacing the head of Federal Police and crippling his power
  51. >Polices country-wide starts to lose control over crime due to low budget and cops, especially at Rio, start dying over crime
  52. >Several states go bankrupt
  53. >Cops of Espirito Santo go on a strike, several homicides happen at broad daylight, total anarchy
  54. >Temer declares a military intervention at several states including Rio de Janeiro
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  56. 2018:
  57. >The Supreme Court of Brazil, which is 100% appointed by politicians, is trying to stop the Ex President Lula from going to jail as the South Brazil Regional Court deemed him guilty of Corruption
  58. >The Head of the Army tweets that if the Supreme Court deems Lula innocent it would cause 'apprehension' at the armed forces
  59. >7 of April of 2018: The mighty and powerful Ex-President Lula is finally arrested by Sérgio Moro for corruption, politicians get scared as fuck
  60. >Lula until the arrest was the leader in polling intentions by a wide margin for the 2018 presidential elections
  61. >Bolsonaro, a right-wing conservative christian, retired army capitan, pro-gun, anti-globalism, anti-corruption starts to rise in polling intentions
  62. >Bolsonaro after some time leads all polling intentions by a 10% margin where Lula isn't a candidate
  63. >After failing to comply with the budget law, Temer starts to try to raise taxes, especially at fuel taxes, it triggers protests country-wide just like Rousseff impeachment
  64. >Truckers' Strike happens country wide due to the protests over fuel taxes, military, population and the cops join them against the president, country-wide supplies plummet and the country stops for 9 days, making us losing almost a 200 billion reais in this time
  65. >the protest radicalizes and people ask for Bolsonaro and Military Intervention, the media and the politicians ask for the military/cops to stop the protests and they refuse
  66. >After severe radicalization and adhesion of other categories to the point of stopping the country, the army generals and Bolsonaro ask for stopping the protest and waiting for the elections as they won't coup the president
  67. >President Temer forces a deal with the truckers basically raising taxes and giving them diesel subsidies and trying to pass the blame onto them
  68. >Everyone forgets the truckers' strike to cheer for Neymar at the World Cup and we lose to Belgium
  69. >Bolsonaro is now indisputably #1 despite attacks from the media
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