Muscleneps (old - thought this was already here)

>you will never feel muscleneps firm, firm thighs clenching on your dick


>you will never have a buff, muscular nepeta smack you around and beat the crap out of you before forcefully mounting you and bringing you to the edge of climax through vaginal muscular contractions alone


what if muscle nepeta's vagina was just so STRONG that when she clamped down she broke your dick clean off

and then her in frantic contrite she tried to stem the flow of blood from the gushing stump with her sandpapery cat tongue


man what if her womb is just like a graveyard of dicks


>Muscle Nepeta will never stalk, ambush, forcefully mount and clamp down on you then carry you back to her cave by your dick as she runs on all fours


what if she's like this literal dick vampire

she needs to absorb dicks through her vaginal walls just to SURVIVE

so she lures unsuspecting men into her clutches with her muscley wiles and then crushes them off

what if instead of menstruating she just bleeds out dicks

once a month just starts dropping this torrent of disembodied dicks out of her cooch

this doesnt have much to do with the dick vampire scenario but i just started thinking about dick periods and the image of a rush of big floppy dicks just falling out of a vagina at random intervals wont leave me

how would you even deal with something like that its not like a tampon or pad would help at all youd have to stay home and just sit on the toilet to catch all the dicks or just wear this bag between your legs like this big external diva cup or something while you waddle around really awkwardly and the dicks keep falling out


Maybe she'd have a device that reroutes the dicks to her butt?


but then youd just have a problem of dicks obstructing your colon

though i guess itd depend on the size and number of the dicks that are coming out and if they could be reliably pushed out by poo later


so you're saying she needs to absorb not the dicks themselves but the essence of dicks, that mysterious indefinable dick energy

what if she gets sick of having to shamble about all day with a plastic bag taped to her vulva and eventually begs equius to help her

and so he uses his scientific skills to clone an endless range of mass-produced disembodied dicks, all arranged in rows stretching off far into the distance for her to mount and absorb whenever she okay we need to stop