The Willening

You, Sebastian Michaelis, are connected to William T. Smith
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Your common tags are kuroshitsuji and black butler
Sebastian Michaelis: Well, if it isn't my old circus friend. So good to see you, "Suit." I do hope the daily grind hasn't been treating you too poorly.
William T. Smith: It would be implying quite a lot to call us friends. But I don't have anything to complain about. Except perhaps unruly coworkers. But if nothing else, I'm pleased to say I don't have a boss as frustrating as your own. In comparison to what you do, I'm ironically in heaven.
Sebastian Michaelis: Well, now, there are certainly days where I wish I had the opportunity to interview with your agency. Barring a few, mm, let's call them slip-ups, I feel I could be quite adept at hunting down errant souls. But my aesthetics wouldn't allow it; the Dispatch does seem an awfully drab place to be.
Sebastian Michaelis: By the by, did our mercurial reaper manage to get married? I could have sworn your name was different last time we clashed. "Spears," wasn't it?
William T. Smith: fuck me
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You, Sebastian Michaelis (Will come back I need my Fresh Prince of Bel-Air), are connected to William T. Spears
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William T. Spears: please
Sebastian Michaelis (Will come back I need my Fresh Prince of Bel-Air): Yes, darling? What can I do for you? :)
William T. Spears: just end my suffering ok
Sebastian Michaelis (Will come back I need my Fresh Prince of Bel-Air): You have to bear with your shame forever. It's what makes you who you are. Embrace it. Make it your strength.
William T. Spears: sir,,
Sebastian Michaelis (Will come back I need my Fresh Prince of Bel-Air): Not that I don't love the idea of you referring to me with authority, but we're moving a little fast, aren't we?
Sebastian Michaelis (Will come back I need my Fresh Prince of Bel-Air): I like that in a man. <3
William T. Spears: im still humiliated as hell but god youre funny
Sebastian Michaelis (Will come back I need my Fresh Prince of Bel-Air): Thank you, I'm a beacon of hilarity and I've just decided we're soul friends forever. I've kept an imprint of you upon my heart where it will stay forever.
Sebastian Michaelis (Will come back I need my Fresh Prince of Bel-Air): It happens, buddy, don't worry about it!
William T. Spears: thats both sweet and also extremely embarrassing
Sebastian Michaelis (Will come back I need my Fresh Prince of Bel-Air): As all the best friendships are.
William T. Spears: fun as this is, running into you a second time has definitely made me want to avoid this tag until my blunder's forgotten, so goodbye
William T. Spears: maybe we'll meet in another life
Sebastian Michaelis (Will come back I need my Fresh Prince of Bel-Air): I pray that we will meet again. Do what you must. Go where your heart takes you. And think of me, in the dead of night. Now this is a story all about how my life got flip-turned upside down... all because of one beautiful reaper.
William T. Spears: in my defense, its almost 7am and i havent slept at all ok
Sebastian Michaelis (Will come back I need my Fresh Prince of Bel-Air): I'm omw to wherever the fuck you are to suplex you into bed.
Sebastian Michaelis (Will come back I need my Fresh Prince of Bel-Air): Sleep is GOOD!
William T. Spears: moving a little fast arent we?
Sebastian Michaelis (Will come back I need my Fresh Prince of Bel-Air): You started it, love.
Sebastian Michaelis (Will come back I need my Fresh Prince of Bel-Air): "Fuck me" within just a few messages? Awfully forward!
William T. Spears: god
William T. Spears: you're making me laugh too much, this is unfair, id love to be friends but i wouldnt want this to be the start of our friendship because i can guarantee you're the sort of person who would never let me live it down
Sebastian Michaelis (Will come back I need my Fresh Prince of Bel-Air): Listen,
William T. Spears: its embarrassing enough that we're both on the kuroshitsuji tag, but also this? i need to hide my face forever
Sebastian Michaelis (Will come back I need my Fresh Prince of Bel-Air): If I offer you One Free Shame Token, wherein you can bully me for any perceived slight without repercussion, will we be even then? There's tons of hidden depths to this friendship well we've yet to discover!
Sebastian Michaelis (Will come back I need my Fresh Prince of Bel-Air): I'm willing to make that descent into darkness. Are you?
William T. Spears: i need to make a pros and cons list first
Sebastian Michaelis (Will come back I need my Fresh Prince of Bel-Air): Add it to your vision board.
Sebastian Michaelis (Will come back I need my Fresh Prince of Bel-Air): Maybe bullet journal about it.
William T. Spears: dont be ridiculous, it's going up on the fridge
Sebastian Michaelis (Will come back I need my Fresh Prince of Bel-Air): Oh! With my crayon depiction of our first meeting! How special...
William T. Spears: if you make me laugh one more time i'll actually keel over i think
Sebastian Michaelis (Will come back I need my Fresh Prince of Bel-Air): It's okay. I'll visit your funeral in a sexy black little number and stand a few yards away from the weeping crowd, holding an umbrella regardless of the weather, standing silent. Watchful. Everyone will think you had a dark and mysterious secret, which just so happens to include pretending to be fictional characters from a terrible demon manga on the internet for fun and for profit.
Sebastian Michaelis (Will come back I need my Fresh Prince of Bel-Air): (The profit... is friendship <3)
William T. Spears: sexy
William T. Spears: youre hired
Sebastian Michaelis (Will come back I need my Fresh Prince of Bel-Air): Sure hope you can afford me! My rates are $420.69 per hour.
William T. Spears: nice
Sebastian Michaelis (Will come back I need my Fresh Prince of Bel-Air): Nice.
William T. Spears: okay, now i'm really gonna go. i still wanna stretch my rp legs, as fun as this is
William T. Spears: ciao
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