Ah yes the scalene triangle

YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▼: D --> Hello
▲: *Is a scalene triangle*
▼: D --> Oh my, how is that working out for you
▲: *Does not respond, is a triangle*
▼: D --> This is most
▼: D --> Depressing
▲: *Feels no emotion or remorse*
▼: D --> Perhaps can shave a few edges off and make you isosceles
▲: *Would be perturbed by that notion if was capable of being perturbed*
▼: D --> Yes, I think this is a find idea let me just see if I can find the belt sander
▼: *wanders off*
▼: EQUIUS, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU--
▼: THE HELL IS THAT THING?
▲: *Lies there being an inanimate object*
▼: *picks up the scalene triangle*
▲: *Is picked up*
▼: WHY THE HELL IS THERE A TRIANGLE JUST LYING AROUND? IT'S NOT EVEN EVEN IT'S ALL
▼: MISSHAPEN AND WEIRD
▲: *Would be insulted*
▼: WHOEVER MADE THIS THING PROBABLY COULDN'T MEASURE FOR SHIT, I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THIS THING?
▼: WHO WOULD EVER NEED A TRIANGLE WITH SUCH FUCKED UP LITTLE SIDES?
▼: *chucks it away*
▲: *Is discarded into the rain and lies there in a melancholy atmosphere*
▼: Karkat You Shouldnt Throw Things Like That You Might Hurt Someone
▼: WHATEVER, I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN SIT HERE WITH A FUCKED UP LITTLE UNEVEN TRIANGLE
▼: *walks out*
▲: *Rain falls onto triangle and makes it appear as if it is crying*
▼: Thats Strange I Didnt Think Rain Was Capable Of Forming Indoors You Must Be Quite The Triangle
▼: *picks it up gingerly and wipes it off*
▲: *The wiping makes a sort of squeaking noise as if the triangle was whining in emotional pain*
▼: Hmm Such Odd Measurements Uneven And Yet Eye Catching
▼: Oh Dear Are You Sad Little Triangle
▼: Dont Listen To Karkat He Tends To Say Those Things He Doesnt Really Mean Them
▲: *Sits in Kanaya's arms/hands morosely*
▼: Actually Looking At You More Closely I Think You Would Be Wonderful Template For A Dress Pattern
▼: A Mosaic Of Multiple Colored Triangles
▲: *Gravity pulls the triangle to fall over in a manner that makes it appear as though it is perking up*
▼: Yes I Think It Would Be A Wonderful Idea Just Let Me Go And Get My Materials
▼: *she picks it up and sets it down on the table before leaving*
▼: :33 < *ac creeps into the room, hearing word of a mysterious new prey*
▲: *Lies on the table being a triangle*
▼: :33 < whats this? could it pawsibly be the elusive and rare scalene triangle?
▼: *she peeks over the edge of the table and bats at it curiously*
▲: *Is batted and knocked back, clearly startled by this sudden aggression.*
▼: :33 < it would appear my prey is a master of playing dead. the noble huntress is curious to see if the scalene triangle to keep from reacting to...
▼: :33 < her deadly tiger stare!
▼: *stares at the triangle with great intensity*
▲: *Is highly intimidated by this ferocious stare but remains stationary.*
▼: :33 < oh you are good, mr. triangle. the huntress grows bored of staring at her motionless quarry and saunters away.
▼: *saunters away*
▼: *returns revving the belt sander*
▼: D --> This shall do nicely
▼: D --> Now hold still
▼: D --> Sorry, force of habit, you are incapable of movement
▲: *Holds perfectly still*
▲: *A single remaining drop of rain slides down its surface as if it were sweating nervously*
▼: *The belt sander inches closer, threatening to sand away his surface*
▲: *Brief ideas of escape flicker through its non-existent mind*
▼: Equius What Are You Doing To My Dress Pattern
▼: D --> Dress pattern
▼: D --> An uneven triangle
▼: *he stops the sander*
▼: Yes I Need The Triangle Scalene To Make My Dress
▼: Now Would You Be So Kind As To Not Sand It Down Into A Most Useless State
▲: *Does not exhale a sigh of relief as is incapable of breath*
▼: D --> Very well, I shall leave you to work then
▼: *leaves*
▼: He Means Well But He Is A Bit Forceful Sometimes
▼: Rather Hes Forceful All The Time
▲: *Understands. Is sometimes quite forceful in its lack of equalness, too.*
▼: Now Lets Take Your Measurements Shall We
▼: *she pulls out her tape measure and measures the uneven sides*
▲: *The sides are uneven in length*
▲: *Incredibly so*
▲: *Is an outstanding example of a scalene triangle*
▼: You Are Perhaps The Most Scalene Of The Scalene Triangles
▼: I Am Quite Impressed By The Craftsmanship
▲: *Is flattered and also flattened*
▼: *begins measuring and cutting out matching triangles from different fabrics*
▼: Look It Would Appear That You Have A Little Family Of Scalene Triangles Now
▲: *Is now covered in little triangle babies. Will be a responsible parent.*
▼: Hmm Its Would Be A Same Just To Sew You All Into A Dress Perhaps I Can Keep You In A Little Box
▼: A Home Of Sorts
▲: *Is prepared to move into its new home and look after its scalene family*
▼: *she opens up her box of assorted fabrics and sets all the triangles into a little section of their own*
▼: There You Go Little Triangles Be Happy
▲: *Is happy, would clap hands if it possessed hands*
▼: Im Afraid That I Must Be Off Now I Will Leave You To Enjoy Your Quality Time Together Farewell My Happy Little Scalene Family
▼: *she waves and leaves them in the box together*
▲: *Settles down with family for many good times*
▼: What the hell is all this doing out? Has Kanaya 8een making her dresses again?
▼: *she stares down at the opened box, seeing the triangles*
▼: Why does she have so many of these things?
▲: *Is blissfully unaware of the spidertroll staring at the little scalene family*
▼: *she reaches in and picks up and handful of the scalene family*
▼: It's not like Kanaya to make something so uneven. Probably mistakes of hers.
▼: 8est throw them out.
▲: *Is unable to cry out in horror, attempts to sit there intimidatingly to stop this spidertroll from destroying its family*
▼: *she is unmoved and unaware of the intimidation tactics and tosses the triangles into the trash can*
▼: There. Now she wouldn't have to worry a8out a 8unch of ugly looking triangles in her 8ox.
▲: *Is left in the box, staring, devastated as its family is discarded like a piece of trash.*
▼: Oh wait, looks like a missed one.
▼: *she picks up the long triangle and dumps it in the trash as well before leaving*
▲: *Is dumped unceremoniously in the trash. Reunited with family, at least, but not in the best of circumstances.*
▼: wwhat the fuck is all this shit wwas evveryone havvin a party in here
▼: *he walks around the room, spying the triangles in the garbage can*
▼: oh look its a bunch a triangles wwonder wwhy theyre in the trash like this
▲: *Has no idea why is in the trash like this and would be incapable of response even if it knew*
▼: *picks through the trash and sets then back on the table*
▼: not really like kan to just throww shit awway mustvve been vvris or somethin
▼: cant havve these gettin all dirty
▲: *Celebrates this table family reunion in the usual manner*
▲: *That is to say, by doing nothing at all*
▼: just look at you lot all kinds a different sizes and shapes wwell not really shapes your still fuckin triangles but your different sized ones
▼: like a family a scalene triangles
▲: *Is the biggest happiest family of scalene triangles*
▲: *Also unevenest*
▼: course if you wwere trolls id probably line you up against and wwall kill you for being the lowwblooded family a scalene triangles but thats a matter for neither here nor there
▼: enjoy your little scalene life a triangleness or wwhatevver
▲: *Will enjoy its non-existent life and pass over the lowblood comment since it does not possess blood nor the capability to be insulted even if it did*