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Jun 29th, 2019
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  3. Let's get started.
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  7. Drive safely.
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  11. Hello, James.
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  15. You have one new ride request.
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  19. Hello.
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  23. Ride accepted.
  24. Let's ride.
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  28. As the sun goes down
  29.  
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  32. and the lights come up
  33. on Los Angeles,
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  37. you begin to hear
  38. the true voices of the city.
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  42. It's 10:06 p.m.,
  43. and this is the Voice of L.A.
  44.  
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  47. In 300 feet, make
  48. a right turn onto Vine Street.
  49.  
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  51. 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:51,236
  52. Today what we'll be discussing
  53.  
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  56. is the "big break"
  57. and whether an actor
  58.  
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  61. can have multiple big breaks,
  62. just one,
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  66. and is there a time
  67. in our career
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  71. where we can miss our shot,
  72.  
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  74. 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:00,537
  75. which that big break
  76. is never gonna come again.
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  80. In 300 feet,
  81. make a left turn.
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  85. In 300 feet, make a right turn
  86. onto Franklin Avenue.
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  90. You have arrived.
  91.  
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  93. 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:40,327
  94. And thank you
  95. for tuning in with us tonight.
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  99. Stay warm out there, L.A.
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  103. Hey, Jessica?
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  107. - Yeah, that's me.
  108. - I'm your ride.
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  112. Cool.
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  115. 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:05,143
  116. - James.
  117. - Nice to meet you.
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  121. All right.
  122.  
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  125. Where to?
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  129. ♪ Just when I thought
  130. I'd seen it all ♪
  131.  
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  133. 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:18,907
  134. ♪ You came along to rescue me ♪
  135.  
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  138. ♪ You read my writing
  139. on the wall ♪
  140.  
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  143. ♪ You found my bottle
  144. in the sea ♪
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  148. Hey, do you want a water
  149. or some gum?
  150.  
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  153. Do they always
  154. make you say that?
  155.  
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  158. They do.
  159.  
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  162. But in your case, uh,
  163. I mean it.
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  167. Uh, no. Thank you.
  168. I'm okay.
  169.  
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  172. How long you been
  173. riding with us?
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  177. About six months.
  178.  
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  181. I use it a lot between,
  182. you know, not wanting to park
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  186. and wanting a couple drinks.
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  190. Yeah, that's cool.
  191.  
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  194. I'm not, like, deeply passionate
  195. about it or anything,
  196.  
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  199. but it's nice to think that,
  200. you know, because of what I do,
  201.  
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  204. there's less drunk drivers
  205. out there.
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  209. Not that that would be you
  210. or anything.
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  214. Well, I mean,
  215. everybody in L.A. drives drunk.
  216.  
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  219. Oh, come on, not everybody.
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  223. Think about it.
  224.  
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  227. Try and name
  228. at least one person you know
  229.  
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  232. that hasn't made a mistake once.
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  236. - Mm.
  237. - Yeah. Mm-hmm.
  238.  
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  241. See what I'm saying?
  242.  
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  245. - I do. I get you.
  246. - Yeah.
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  250. In 300 feet,
  251.  
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  253. 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:27,768
  254. make a left turn
  255. onto La Cienega Boulevard.
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  259. - Oh, uh, take Fountain.
  260. - Oh.
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  264. Recalculating.
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  268. Mae West fan?
  269.  
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  272. Uh, what -- what do you mean?
  273.  
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  275. 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:39,321
  276. Well, there's this
  277. great Mae West interview.
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  281. Uh, I think it was
  282. Johnny Carson or something.
  283.  
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  286. Whoever it was said,
  287.  
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  290. "What's the fastest way
  291. to get into Hollywood?"
  292.  
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  295. to which she replied...
  296.  
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  299. "Take Fountain."
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  303. That's cool.
  304. I like that.
  305.  
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  308. ♪ Just when I thought
  309. I'd seen it all ♪
  310.  
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  313. Um, I, uh, I like your suit,
  314. by the way.
  315.  
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  318. What, do you, like, uh,
  319.  
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  321. 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:07,182
  322. moonlight as a limo driver
  323. or something?
  324.  
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  326. 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:08,809
  327. I wish.
  328.  
  329. 82
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  331. It was, uh, for this thing
  332. that I had before this.
  333.  
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  336. A wedding?
  337.  
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  340. An audition.
  341.  
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  344. Oh, so you're an actor.
  345.  
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  348. Mm-hmm.
  349. Unfortunately, yeah.
  350.  
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  353. God, I could never be an actor.
  354.  
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  357. I just --
  358. I can't take the rejection.
  359.  
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  362. See, I just had to realize
  363.  
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  366. that getting turned down
  367. isn't a failure.
  368.  
  369. 91
  370. 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,371
  371. Not getting auditions,
  372. that's failure.
  373.  
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  375. 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:30,914
  376. So you get a lot, then?
  377.  
  378. 93
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  380. Uh, my agents have gotten better
  381. at sending me out.
  382.  
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  384. 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:35,126
  385. Oh, you're repped?
  386.  
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  389. - Mm-hmm.
  390. - By who?
  391.  
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  394. - Uh, Abrams.
  395. - Mm, you fancy, huh?
  396.  
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  399. Abrams.
  400.  
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  403. They're pretty good.
  404. I'm not -- They're pretty good.
  405.  
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  408. There was a dry spell, though,
  409. like six months of nothing.
  410.  
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  413. - That sucks.
  414. - Yeah, it was rough.
  415.  
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  418. But, um, then they kind of
  419. sent me out on this thing.
  420.  
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  423. I think it was, like,
  424. the last Hail Mary pass.
  425.  
  426. 103
  427. 00:05:53,395 --> 00:05:56,273
  428. Inches from getting dropped,
  429. but I booked it.
  430.  
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  433. Oh, what?
  434. Congrats!
  435.  
  436. 105
  437. 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:58,900
  438. - Thanks.
  439. - That's so cool.
  440.  
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  442. 00:05:58,942 --> 00:06:00,443
  443. What, uh -- What is it?
  444.  
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  446. 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:02,028
  447. Uh, it's no big deal.
  448.  
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  451. It's, like, a guest spot
  452. on "Agents of S.H.l.E.L.D."
  453.  
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  455. 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:07,242
  456. No big deal?
  457. That's a huge fucking deal.
  458.  
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  461. Congrats!
  462. That's so cool.
  463.  
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  466. Thanks.
  467. It's a henchman.
  468.  
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  470. 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:13,874
  471. You know, couple lines,
  472. and I took someone's gun.
  473.  
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  475. 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:16,167
  476. But still, so cool.
  477.  
  478. 114
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  480. I did start going out a lot more
  481. because of it, so...
  482.  
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  485. In 300 feet, make a right turn
  486. onto Fountain Avenue.
  487.  
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  489. 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:25,760
  490. Um, you should, uh,
  491. let me know when it airs.
  492.  
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  495. My roommate, Allie,
  496. is a huge Marvel fan,
  497.  
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  499. 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,057
  500. and she's just
  501. gonna freak her shit
  502.  
  503. 119
  504. 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:33,768
  505. when I tell her that my driver's
  506. on "Agents of S.H.l.E.L.D."
  507.  
  508. 120
  509. 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,604
  510. as a cool villain.
  511.  
  512. 121
  513. 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:36,980
  514. Well, I was -- I was a henchman.
  515.  
  516. 122
  517. 00:06:37,022 --> 00:06:39,274
  518. I haven't graduated
  519. to villain yet.
  520.  
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  522. 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:43,069
  523. Well, I believe in you.
  524.  
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  526. 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:51,828
  527. Continue for three-quarters
  528. of a mile.
  529.  
  530. 125
  531. 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:59,169
  532. Your destination will be
  533. on the right.
  534.  
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  536. 00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:02,088
  537. Here we are.
  538.  
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  541. That was fast.
  542.  
  543. 128
  544. 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:05,342
  545. Hey, when in doubt,
  546. take Fountain.
  547.  
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  549. 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:06,760
  550. Yeah, exactly.
  551.  
  552. 130
  553. 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:08,303
  554. You have reached
  555. your destination.
  556.  
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  558. 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:10,722
  559. We hope you had
  560. a safe and pleasant ride.
  561.  
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  564. Hey, can I, uh,
  565. tip you or something?
  566.  
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  568. 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:17,604
  569. We're not allowed
  570. to accept tips.
  571.  
  572. 134
  573. 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:19,314
  574. Uh, the app takes care
  575. of everything.
  576.  
  577. 135
  578. 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:21,733
  579. Right. Well, uh...
  580.  
  581. 136
  582. 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,902
  583. I'll be sure to give you
  584. a five-star rating, then.
  585.  
  586. 137
  587. 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,654
  588. Right back at you.
  589.  
  590. 138
  591. 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:28,531
  592. Wait, the -- the drivers
  593. rate the passengers?
  594.  
  595. 139
  596. 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:29,783
  597. Yeah, sure.
  598.  
  599. 140
  600. 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:33,161
  601. Oh, okay.
  602. So what's my rating, then?
  603.  
  604. 141
  605. 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:35,330
  606. I wouldn't worry about it
  607. if I were you.
  608.  
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  611. Oh, okay.
  612.  
  613. 143
  614. 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:38,500
  615. I'm not gonna leave this car
  616.  
  617. 144
  618. 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:40,043
  619. until you tell me
  620. what my rating is.
  621.  
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  624. - It's 3.5. But it --
  625. - Fucking seriously?
  626.  
  627. 146
  628. 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:47,676
  629. - But it doesn't mean anything.
  630. - 3.5? People hate me.
  631.  
  632. 147
  633. 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:49,302
  634. - I wouldn't worry about it.
  635. - Oh, my God.
  636.  
  637. 148
  638. 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:51,012
  639. It doesn't mean anything,
  640. you know?
  641.  
  642. 149
  643. 00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:53,556
  644. Well, how do I --
  645. how do I turn this shit around?
  646.  
  647. 150
  648. 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:55,850
  649. Look, you're a five-star
  650. passenger in my book.
  651.  
  652. 151
  653. 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:57,394
  654. And that's all that matters,
  655. right?
  656.  
  657. 152
  658. 00:07:57,435 --> 00:08:00,146
  659. - That's all that matters.
  660. - Mm.
  661.  
  662. 153
  663. 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:06,486
  664. Well, uh, thank you
  665. for the ride, James.
  666.  
  667. 154
  668. 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:08,905
  669. Anytime.
  670.  
  671. 155
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  673. Oh, uh, you forget something?
  674.  
  675. 156
  676. 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:24,963
  677. So my friends and I
  678.  
  679. 157
  680. 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:27,007
  681. were just grabbing
  682. a couple drinks here.
  683.  
  684. 158
  685. 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:28,425
  686. Very, you know, low-key,
  687.  
  688. 159
  689. 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:31,219
  690. if you want to come in
  691. for a round.
  692.  
  693. 160
  694. 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:35,306
  695. Hello, James.
  696. You have one new ride request.
  697.  
  698. 161
  699. 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:39,227
  700. I wish.
  701. But I got to drive.
  702.  
  703. 162
  704. 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:40,437
  705. - Boo.
  706. - I know.
  707.  
  708. 163
  709. 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:42,772
  710. Okay, well, suit yourself,
  711. but, uh,
  712.  
  713. 164
  714. 00:08:42,814 --> 00:08:44,149
  715. we'll be here
  716. for a couple hours,
  717.  
  718. 165
  719. 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:48,236
  720. so if you pick up
  721. a big fare, swing by.
  722.  
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  725. I'd love that.
  726. Yeah.
  727.  
  728. 167
  729. 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:52,657
  730. Okay. Bye.
  731.  
  732. 169
  733. 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,000
  734. "Oh, hey,
  735. what's your phone number?
  736.  
  737. 170
  738. 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,209
  739. Oh, no, here's my phone number."
  740.  
  741. 171
  742. 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:05,128
  743. Fucking idiot.
  744.  
  745. 172
  746. 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:08,757
  747. Ride accepted.
  748. Let's ride.
  749.  
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  751. 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:18,725
  752. Continue on Sunset Boulevard
  753. for three-quarters of a mile.
  754.  
  755. 175
  756. 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:22,937
  757. Turn left.
  758.  
  759. 176
  760. 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:36,451
  761. Continue on
  762. Gower Street for one mile.
  763.  
  764. 178
  765. 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:41,414
  766. Ride canceled.
  767.  
  768. 179
  769. 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:51,174
  770. Loneliness is
  771. an emotional state
  772.  
  773. 180
  774. 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:53,259
  775. that we have when
  776. we're feeling disconnected.
  777.  
  778. 181
  779. 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:55,095
  780. It can cause depression,
  781.  
  782. 182
  783. 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:57,514
  784. and it can even lead
  785. to premature death.
  786.  
  787. 183
  788. 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:59,099
  789. Oh, wow.
  790.  
  791. 184
  792. 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:00,767
  793. We're spending less time
  794. making meaningful --
  795.  
  796. 185
  797. 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:03,186
  798. This is the Voice of L.A.
  799.  
  800. 186
  801. 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:05,480
  802. The time now is 10:45 p.m.
  803.  
  804. 187
  805. 00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:10,527
  806. Hello, James.
  807. You have one new ride request.
  808.  
  809. 188
  810. 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,612
  811. So your parents went with Bruno?
  812.  
  813. 189
  814. 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,910
  815. At least people
  816. seem to like you.
  817.  
  818. 190
  819. 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,579
  820. Ride accepted.
  821. Let's ride.
  822.  
  823. 191
  824. 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,799
  825. You have arrived.
  826.  
  827. 192
  828. 00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:38,763
  829. Uh, hey!
  830.  
  831. 193
  832. 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,184
  833. - What's up?
  834. - Are you Bruno?
  835.  
  836. 194
  837. 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,235
  838. Who wants to know?
  839.  
  840. 195
  841. 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:54,612
  842. Oh, fuck.
  843.  
  844. 196
  845. 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,322
  846. You're my ride.
  847. Of course.
  848.  
  849. 197
  850. 00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:58,825
  851. Uh, sorry, man. I didn't think
  852. you'd get here so soon.
  853.  
  854. 198
  855. 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:01,578
  856. Look, shit got a little messy.
  857. Start the meter.
  858.  
  859. 199
  860. 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:05,123
  861. Well, that's -- that's not how
  862. this works.
  863.  
  864. 201
  865. 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:17,886
  866. Yo, you're looking sharp, bro.
  867.  
  868. 202
  869. 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:19,846
  870. Is that like
  871. a uniform or something?
  872.  
  873. 203
  874. 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:22,265
  875. Something like that.
  876.  
  877. 204
  878. 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:24,934
  879. Oh, hey, man.
  880. Uh, can't smoke in my car.
  881.  
  882. 205
  883. 00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:27,604
  884. Fuck me.
  885. So sorry, brother.
  886.  
  887. 206
  888. 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:30,231
  889. Uh, I'm gonna finish this guy
  890. if that's all right with you.
  891.  
  892. 207
  893. 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:31,566
  894. You can start the meter.
  895. I don't give a shit.
  896.  
  897. 208
  898. 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,610
  899. That's actually
  900. not how it works.
  901.  
  902. 209
  903. 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:34,861
  904. Oh, well, fuck it.
  905.  
  906. 210
  907. 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,237
  908. I'll throw
  909. some extra cash your way,
  910.  
  911. 211
  912. 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:37,280
  913. make it worth your while.
  914.  
  915. 212
  916. 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:38,531
  917. Can't accept tips, bro.
  918.  
  919. 213
  920. 00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:40,033
  921. The app takes care
  922. of everything.
  923.  
  924. 214
  925. 00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:42,785
  926. I won't tell anyone
  927. if you don't.
  928.  
  929. 215
  930. 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,329
  931. The thing is,
  932. this is a New York pack
  933.  
  934. 216
  935. 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,456
  936. so the cigs are really
  937. fucking expensive.
  938.  
  939. 217
  940. 00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:48,625
  941. I know you're thinking I could
  942. get the same goddamn cigs here
  943.  
  944. 218
  945. 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:50,001
  946. for half the goddamn price,
  947.  
  948. 219
  949. 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,712
  950. but I don't know
  951. what to tell you.
  952.  
  953. 220
  954. 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:54,505
  955. I'm a sentimental guy.
  956.  
  957. 221
  958. 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,757
  959. You want one?
  960.  
  961. 222
  962. 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,467
  963. Uh, I'm good, man.
  964. Thanks.
  965.  
  966. 223
  967. 00:11:57,508 --> 00:12:00,053
  968. James, please enter
  969. a destination.
  970.  
  971. 224
  972. 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:03,640
  973. Yo, aren't you gonna offer me,
  974. like, a -- a water or something?
  975.  
  976. 225
  977. 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:06,142
  978. - Some gum?
  979. - What?
  980.  
  981. 226
  982. 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:10,021
  983. That's what you guys
  984. usually do, isn't it?
  985.  
  986. 227
  987. 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:13,441
  988. Yeah.
  989.  
  990. 228
  991. 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,403
  992. Yo, you want a water?
  993.  
  994. 229
  995. 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,864
  996. No. No, not right now.
  997. I'm good, man.
  998.  
  999. 230
  1000. 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,699
  1001. Thanks. Maybe later.
  1002.  
  1003. 231
  1004. 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,618
  1005. Hey, where we going, man?
  1006.  
  1007. 232
  1008. 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,663
  1009. Straight to business.
  1010. I can respect that.
  1011.  
  1012. 234
  1013. 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:33,127
  1014. LAX? Burbank?
  1015.  
  1016. 235
  1017. 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:35,964
  1018. Don't tell me
  1019. I got to go to Long Beach.
  1020.  
  1021. 236
  1022. 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:38,967
  1023. Yo, what the fuck
  1024. are you talking about, man?
  1025.  
  1026. 237
  1027. 00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:42,095
  1028. Airports.
  1029. It's your bag.
  1030.  
  1031. 238
  1032. 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,596
  1033. Oh. Gotcha.
  1034.  
  1035. 239
  1036. 00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:47,016
  1037. No, no, no.
  1038. That's a messy breakup.
  1039.  
  1040. 240
  1041. 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:48,851
  1042. I'm actually not sure
  1043. where I want to go right now.
  1044.  
  1045. 241
  1046. 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:53,106
  1047. I just needed
  1048. to get away from her.
  1049.  
  1050. 242
  1051. 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:56,859
  1052. I'm sorry to hear that, man.
  1053. Breakups are awful.
  1054.  
  1055. 244
  1056. 00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:00,154
  1057. I love you.
  1058.  
  1059. 245
  1060. 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:03,574
  1061. I -- I know.
  1062.  
  1063. 246
  1064. 00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,744
  1065. Yeah.
  1066.  
  1067. 247
  1068. 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,913
  1069. Yeah, brother, they really are.
  1070.  
  1071. 248
  1072. 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,043
  1073. All right, Bruno.
  1074.  
  1075. 249
  1076. 00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:15,169
  1077. Where we headed?
  1078.  
  1079. 250
  1080. 00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,214
  1081. Your name's James, right?
  1082.  
  1083. 251
  1084. 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:19,799
  1085. I mean, that's what
  1086. the thing said.
  1087.  
  1088. 252
  1089. 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,217
  1090. Yeah. That's right.
  1091.  
  1092. 253
  1093. 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:23,428
  1094. Ask me again.
  1095.  
  1096. 254
  1097. 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,762
  1098. Ask what again?
  1099.  
  1100. 255
  1101. 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,889
  1102. "Where to, Bruno?"
  1103.  
  1104. 256
  1105. 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:29,600
  1106. All right.
  1107. Where to?
  1108.  
  1109. 257
  1110. 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,186
  1111. Home, James,
  1112. and don't spare the horses!
  1113.  
  1114. 259
  1115. 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,191
  1116. Sorry.
  1117.  
  1118. 260
  1119. 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,901
  1120. I couldn't resist.
  1121.  
  1122. 261
  1123. 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,903
  1124. I'm sure you get that
  1125. all the time.
  1126.  
  1127. 262
  1128. 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:45,241
  1129. To be honest, uh, you're the
  1130. first to make the connection.
  1131.  
  1132. 263
  1133. 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:49,662
  1134. Oh. It is kind of my specialty,
  1135. making connections.
  1136.  
  1137. 264
  1138. 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:54,417
  1139. I could really go for some of
  1140. that gum if you've got any.
  1141.  
  1142. 265
  1143. 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:57,086
  1144. - What?
  1145. - That gum you mentioned earlier.
  1146.  
  1147. 266
  1148. 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,929
  1149. James, please enter
  1150. a destination.
  1151.  
  1152. 267
  1153. 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,390
  1154. All right, Bruno.
  1155. Where you want to go?
  1156.  
  1157. 268
  1158. 00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:10,725
  1159. Look, I don't want to
  1160. put you out,
  1161.  
  1162. 269
  1163. 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,310
  1164. but would you mind taking me
  1165.  
  1166. 270
  1167. 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,395
  1168. to a couple of different
  1169. places tonight?
  1170.  
  1171. 271
  1172. 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:15,980
  1173. It'll be a big fare for you,
  1174.  
  1175. 272
  1176. 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,648
  1177. and I'll throw some extra cash
  1178. on top.
  1179.  
  1180. 273
  1181. 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,609
  1182. Look, man,
  1183. I'm sorry about this,
  1184.  
  1185. 274
  1186. 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:23,196
  1187. but I just don't have
  1188. a long ride in me tonight.
  1189.  
  1190. 275
  1191. 00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:25,365
  1192. And like I said,
  1193. I can't accept tips.
  1194.  
  1195. 276
  1196. 00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:28,034
  1197. And like I said,
  1198. I won't tell if you don't.
  1199.  
  1200. 277
  1201. 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:29,619
  1202. That's nice and everything,
  1203.  
  1204. 278
  1205. 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:32,163
  1206. but I kind of got somewhere
  1207. I need to be in an hour.
  1208.  
  1209. 279
  1210. 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,956
  1211. - In an hour?
  1212. - Yeah.
  1213.  
  1214. 280
  1215. 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:37,210
  1216. My man, you couldn't have made
  1217. it to LAX to save your life.
  1218.  
  1219. 281
  1220. 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,128
  1221. Come on, you give me
  1222. a couple hours,
  1223.  
  1224. 282
  1225. 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:46,094
  1226. and I will throw $100
  1227. on top of the fare.
  1228.  
  1229. 283
  1230. 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,513
  1231. You need like a minute
  1232. to think about that?
  1233.  
  1234. 284
  1235. 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,556
  1236. And the best
  1237. thing about public radio
  1238.  
  1239. 285
  1240. 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:51,724
  1241. is there are no commercials.
  1242.  
  1243. 286
  1244. 00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:52,975
  1245. - That'll work.
  1246. - All right.
  1247.  
  1248. 287
  1249. 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:54,685
  1250. Let's get fucking rolling.
  1251.  
  1252. 288
  1253. 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,730
  1254. Now, first,
  1255. I am feeling majorly down,
  1256.  
  1257. 289
  1258. 00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,565
  1259. so I'm gonna need
  1260. a massive pick-me-up.
  1261.  
  1262. 290
  1263. 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,359
  1264. Do you know this place Eidobon?
  1265.  
  1266. 291
  1267. 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,277
  1268. That's "nobodie"
  1269. spelled backwards.
  1270.  
  1271. 292
  1272. 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,738
  1273. - I'm not sure.
  1274. - It's the spot off Larchmont.
  1275.  
  1276. 293
  1277. 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:08,449
  1278. It's on Beverly and Beachwood,
  1279. south side.
  1280.  
  1281. 294
  1282. 00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:09,742
  1283. All right.
  1284.  
  1285. 295
  1286. 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:13,329
  1287. They do this
  1288. fucking coffee there.
  1289.  
  1290. 296
  1291. 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:15,081
  1292. It's fucking incredible.
  1293.  
  1294. 297
  1295. 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:16,582
  1296. - Wait, wait.
  1297. - It was started by this guy --
  1298.  
  1299. 298
  1300. 00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:17,959
  1301. You want coffee right now?
  1302.  
  1303. 299
  1304. 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,544
  1305. Yeah.
  1306. Only way to go is up.
  1307.  
  1308. 300
  1309. 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,921
  1310. Do you have, like,
  1311. a piece of paper for this gum?
  1312.  
  1313. 301
  1314. 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:24,507
  1315. Sure.
  1316.  
  1317. 302
  1318. 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,467
  1319. Here.
  1320.  
  1321. 303
  1322. 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:30,638
  1323. Anyway, so this coffee
  1324.  
  1325. 304
  1326. 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,306
  1327. was started
  1328. by this guy with this website.
  1329.  
  1330. 305
  1331. 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:34,267
  1332. And he was hiking
  1333. in the Himalayas,
  1334.  
  1335. 306
  1336. 00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:36,227
  1337. and he was on the brink
  1338. of exhaustion,
  1339.  
  1340. 307
  1341. 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,063
  1342. and he met these monks,
  1343. and the monks gave him this tea.
  1344.  
  1345. 308
  1346. 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:42,275
  1347. And guess what was in the tea.
  1348. Yak butter.
  1349.  
  1350. 309
  1351. 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:45,903
  1352. Fucking butter
  1353. from fucking yaks.
  1354.  
  1355. 310
  1356. 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,530
  1357. So he gets back to the States
  1358.  
  1359. 311
  1360. 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:49,866
  1361. and tries all kinds of shit
  1362. to replicate it.
  1363.  
  1364. 312
  1365. 00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:54,829
  1366. And after months of failure,
  1367. guess what the key was.
  1368.  
  1369. 313
  1370. 00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:57,498
  1371. - What was it?
  1372. - Grass.
  1373.  
  1374. 314
  1375. 00:15:57,540 --> 00:16:01,502
  1376. It had to be grass-fed butter.
  1377.  
  1378. 315
  1379. 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:03,963
  1380. This stuff is ambrosia, bro.
  1381.  
  1382. 316
  1383. 00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:06,132
  1384. Dude made millions
  1385. or some shit.
  1386.  
  1387. 317
  1388. 00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:08,468
  1389. - That's cool.
  1390. - You want one? I'll get you one.
  1391.  
  1392. 318
  1393. 00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,803
  1394. Nah, man. I don't -- I don't
  1395. really drink coffee this late.
  1396.  
  1397. 319
  1398. 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:12,305
  1399. Why?
  1400. It makes you feel weird?
  1401.  
  1402. 320
  1403. 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:13,723
  1404. Do you know why?
  1405. Toxins.
  1406.  
  1407. 321
  1408. 00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,933
  1409. Most coffee is full of toxins
  1410.  
  1411. 322
  1412. 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,894
  1413. because the beans
  1414. are covered in mold.
  1415.  
  1416. 323
  1417. 00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:21,772
  1418. But this coffee is lab tested.
  1419. They take all the toxins out.
  1420.  
  1421. 324
  1422. 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,441
  1423. - Mm.
  1424. - Right?
  1425.  
  1426. 325
  1427. 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,026
  1428. Okay, well, we're here.
  1429.  
  1430. 326
  1431. 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:28,488
  1432. Um, okay, cool. Let me finish.
  1433. Where was I?
  1434.  
  1435. 327
  1436. 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:29,864
  1437. They take all the toxins out,
  1438.  
  1439. 328
  1440. 00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:32,200
  1441. and then they brew it
  1442. as a pour-over,
  1443.  
  1444. 329
  1445. 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,826
  1446. which then they mix it
  1447. with the grass-fed butter
  1448.  
  1449. 330
  1450. 00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:36,204
  1451. and this special
  1452. fortified coconut oil.
  1453.  
  1454. 331
  1455. 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:38,164
  1456. Dude, if done properly,
  1457.  
  1458. 332
  1459. 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:41,375
  1460. I defy any fucking barista
  1461. to make a creamier
  1462.  
  1463. 333
  1464. 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,211
  1465. or more delicious cup of coffee
  1466.  
  1467. 334
  1468. 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,004
  1469. than the one I am
  1470. about to buy you.
  1471.  
  1472. 335
  1473. 00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:47,048
  1474. You down?
  1475.  
  1476. 336
  1477. 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,799
  1478. Dude, you down?
  1479.  
  1480. 337
  1481. 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,760
  1482. Sure, man, I'm down.
  1483.  
  1484. 338
  1485. 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,929
  1486. Great.
  1487. I'll be right back, my brother.
  1488.  
  1489. 341
  1490. 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:18,079
  1491. This, is, uh,
  1492. seriously yak butter?
  1493.  
  1494. 342
  1495. 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,372
  1496. You like it?
  1497.  
  1498. 343
  1499. 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,501
  1500. - I actually do.
  1501. - Fuck yeah.
  1502.  
  1503. 344
  1504. 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,128
  1505. Just wait till you see
  1506. how it makes you feel, my man.
  1507.  
  1508. 345
  1509. 00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,642
  1510. Please enter a destination.
  1511.  
  1512. 346
  1513. 00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,269
  1514. Yo, is there a way
  1515. to shut that thing up?
  1516.  
  1517. 347
  1518. 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,813
  1519. It's just gonna keep saying
  1520. that every 15 minutes.
  1521.  
  1522. 348
  1523. 00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:45,481
  1524. Well, that fucking sucks.
  1525.  
  1526. 349
  1527. 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:49,443
  1528. All right, Bruno,
  1529. where are we headed?
  1530.  
  1531. 350
  1532. 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,237
  1533. I want to see if I can crash
  1534.  
  1535. 351
  1536. 00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:53,656
  1537. with a buddy
  1538. at Wilshire and Westlake.
  1539.  
  1540. 352
  1541. 00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,491
  1542. Okay, well, I'm gonna
  1543. be honest with you.
  1544.  
  1545. 353
  1546. 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,410
  1547. I have no idea where that is.
  1548.  
  1549. 354
  1550. 00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:58,786
  1551. Dude, shouldn't you know
  1552. this city
  1553.  
  1554. 355
  1555. 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,121
  1556. like the back
  1557. of your fucking hand?
  1558.  
  1559. 356
  1560. 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:04,667
  1561. - I can Maps it.
  1562. - I'm fucking with you.
  1563.  
  1564. 357
  1565. 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,669
  1566. East on Wilshire
  1567. past MacArthur Park.
  1568.  
  1569. 358
  1570. 00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,170
  1571. I'll be your Sherpa.
  1572.  
  1573. 359
  1574. 00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,339
  1575. MacArthur Park.
  1576. Isn't that a little sketchy?
  1577.  
  1578. 360
  1579. 00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:12,592
  1580. What can I say?
  1581. I hang out with sketchy people.
  1582.  
  1583. 361
  1584. 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:16,387
  1585. You're tuned in
  1586. to 81.3, the Voice of L.A.
  1587.  
  1588. 362
  1589. 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,515
  1590. - All right.
  1591. - So, dude, what's your story?
  1592.  
  1593. 363
  1594. 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:22,101
  1595. I mean, what do you do?
  1596.  
  1597. 364
  1598. 00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,604
  1599. I drive for Ryde.
  1600.  
  1601. 365
  1602. 00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:27,523
  1603. No, that's what you're doing.
  1604. Nobody wants to do that.
  1605.  
  1606. 366
  1607. 00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:30,192
  1608. - Thanks.
  1609. - Don"t pretend you're offended.
  1610.  
  1611. 367
  1612. 00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,737
  1613. People don't get offended
  1614. by the truth.
  1615.  
  1616. 368
  1617. 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,071
  1618. You gonna sit there
  1619. and lie to me,
  1620.  
  1621. 369
  1622. 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,823
  1623. or are you gonna
  1624. tell me who you are?
  1625.  
  1626. 370
  1627. 00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,535
  1628. I'm an actor, man.
  1629.  
  1630. 371
  1631. 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,165
  1632. Fuck, that's so L.A.
  1633.  
  1634. 372
  1635. 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,459
  1636. Of course you're an actor.
  1637.  
  1638. 373
  1639. 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,878
  1640. Jesus, that's awful.
  1641.  
  1642. 374
  1643. 00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:51,255
  1644. No, no, no. No.
  1645. Don't take it like that.
  1646.  
  1647. 375
  1648. 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,049
  1649. I'm sure you're amazing.
  1650.  
  1651. 376
  1652. 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:58,429
  1653. I'm just saying this world,
  1654. you know, we take our artists,
  1655.  
  1656. 377
  1657. 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,556
  1658. and we make them drive our cars.
  1659.  
  1660. 378
  1661. 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,060
  1662. Stage or screen?
  1663.  
  1664. 379
  1665. 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,064
  1666. Yo, you just told me you want to
  1667. perform for a living.
  1668.  
  1669. 380
  1670. 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,523
  1671. Don't clam up now.
  1672.  
  1673. 381
  1674. 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,859
  1675. Well, I went to school
  1676. for theater,
  1677.  
  1678. 382
  1679. 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:15,529
  1680. but I'm here auditioning for TV.
  1681.  
  1682. 383
  1683. 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:18,616
  1684. Commercials. Whatever.
  1685.  
  1686. 384
  1687. 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,744
  1688. You're a thespian.
  1689. Master thespian.
  1690.  
  1691. 386
  1692. 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,997
  1693. You got any monologues
  1694. you can reel off?
  1695.  
  1696. 387
  1697. 00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:27,166
  1698. - Come on, man.
  1699. - I'm not fucking with you.
  1700.  
  1701. 388
  1702. 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:29,251
  1703. I legitimately love theater.
  1704.  
  1705. 389
  1706. 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:32,588
  1707. And there's never anything
  1708. good out here.
  1709.  
  1710. 390
  1711. 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:35,549
  1712. - You know Shakespeare?
  1713. - I might've heard of him.
  1714.  
  1715. 391
  1716. 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,593
  1717. - Do a monologue.
  1718. - No.
  1719.  
  1720. 392
  1721. 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:40,137
  1722. Dude, do a monologue.
  1723.  
  1724. 393
  1725. 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,806
  1726. I am not about to reel off
  1727.  
  1728. 394
  1729. 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,766
  1730. a Shakespearean monologue
  1731. right now.
  1732.  
  1733. 395
  1734. 00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,810
  1735. Okay.
  1736.  
  1737. 396
  1738. 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:49,271
  1739. That's okay.
  1740. I can respect that.
  1741.  
  1742. 397
  1743. 00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:51,357
  1744. - 50 bucks.
  1745. - What?
  1746.  
  1747. 398
  1748. 00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:53,317
  1749. I am going to pay you
  1750. an extra $50
  1751.  
  1752. 399
  1753. 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:56,529
  1754. to do a monologue
  1755. from Shakespeare.
  1756.  
  1757. 400
  1758. 00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,074
  1759. A hundred.
  1760.  
  1761. 401
  1762. 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,784
  1763. Do not fuck with me right now.
  1764.  
  1765. 402
  1766. 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,869
  1767. Dead serious.
  1768. A hundred bucks.
  1769.  
  1770. 403
  1771. 00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,413
  1772. Think of it as a favor to me.
  1773.  
  1774. 404
  1775. 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,915
  1776. And do "Richard III."
  1777. It's my favorite.
  1778.  
  1779. 405
  1780. 00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:10,000
  1781. Well, I don't know
  1782. "Richard III."
  1783.  
  1784. 406
  1785. 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,919
  1786. Okay.
  1787.  
  1788. 407
  1789. 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,337
  1790. I know "Richard II."
  1791.  
  1792. 408
  1793. 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,381
  1794. Fuck yeah!
  1795. Now we're fucking talking.
  1796.  
  1797. 409
  1798. 00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:18,718
  1799. - Let's hear that shit!
  1800. - Ah!
  1801.  
  1802. 411
  1803. 00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:29,520
  1804. Huh.
  1805.  
  1806. 412
  1807. 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,273
  1808. Let's talk of graves,
  1809.  
  1810. 413
  1811. 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:35,443
  1812. of worms and epitaphs,
  1813.  
  1814. 414
  1815. 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:39,947
  1816. make dust our paper
  1817. and with rainy eyes write sorrow
  1818.  
  1819. 415
  1820. 00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:41,824
  1821. on the bosom of the earth.
  1822.  
  1823. 416
  1824. 00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:46,495
  1825. Let's choose executors,
  1826. talk of wills,
  1827.  
  1828. 417
  1829. 00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:49,165
  1830. and yet not so,
  1831. for what can we bequeath
  1832.  
  1833. 418
  1834. 00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:52,084
  1835. save our deposed bodies
  1836. to the ground?
  1837.  
  1838. 419
  1839. 00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:56,922
  1840. Our land, our lives,
  1841. and all are Bolingbroke's,
  1842.  
  1843. 420
  1844. 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:59,884
  1845. and nothing can we call our own
  1846. but death.
  1847.  
  1848. 421
  1849. 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:03,137
  1850. For God's sake,
  1851. let us sit upon the ground
  1852.  
  1853. 422
  1854. 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,639
  1855. and tell sad stories
  1856. of the death of kings.
  1857.  
  1858. 423
  1859. 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,434
  1860. For within the hollow crown
  1861. that rounds
  1862.  
  1863. 424
  1864. 00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:12,271
  1865. the mortal temples of a king
  1866. keeps Death his court,
  1867.  
  1868. 425
  1869. 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:16,275
  1870. infusing him with self
  1871. and vain conceit,
  1872.  
  1873. 426
  1874. 00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:20,321
  1875. as if this flesh
  1876. which walls about our life
  1877.  
  1878. 427
  1879. 00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:22,448
  1880. were brass impregnable,
  1881.  
  1882. 428
  1883. 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:26,535
  1884. and humored thus
  1885. comes at the last
  1886.  
  1887. 429
  1888. 00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:32,917
  1889. with a little pin bore through
  1890. his castle walls, farewell king.
  1891.  
  1892. 430
  1893. 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:37,129
  1894. Cover your heads
  1895. and mock not flesh and blood
  1896.  
  1897. 431
  1898. 00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:38,881
  1899. with solemn reverence --
  1900.  
  1901. 432
  1902. 00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:42,134
  1903. throw away respect
  1904. and tradition,
  1905.  
  1906. 433
  1907. 00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:45,971
  1908. form, ceremonious duty,
  1909.  
  1910. 434
  1911. 00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:49,600
  1912. for you have but mistook me
  1913. all this while --
  1914.  
  1915. 435
  1916. 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,478
  1917. I live with bread like you,
  1918.  
  1919. 436
  1920. 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:56,273
  1921. feel want, taste grief,
  1922.  
  1923. 437
  1924. 00:21:56,315 --> 00:22:01,821
  1925. need friends,
  1926. and subjected thus,
  1927.  
  1928. 438
  1929. 00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:04,490
  1930. how can you say to me,
  1931. I am a king?
  1932.  
  1933. 439
  1934. 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:13,833
  1935. You are a king.
  1936.  
  1937. 440
  1938. 00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:16,293
  1939. You're the fucking king, man.
  1940.  
  1941. 441
  1942. 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:20,214
  1943. Oh, you should be booking all
  1944. over the place with that shit.
  1945.  
  1946. 442
  1947. 00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:22,174
  1948. It's money well spent.
  1949.  
  1950. 443
  1951. 00:22:22,216 --> 00:22:24,885
  1952. Wow.
  1953.  
  1954. 444
  1955. 00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:26,929
  1956. I don't know what to say, man.
  1957. You liked it?
  1958.  
  1959. 445
  1960. 00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:28,472
  1961. I liked it?
  1962.  
  1963. 446
  1964. 00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,975
  1965. You're an artist.
  1966.  
  1967. 447
  1968. 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,977
  1969. That shit comes from the heart.
  1970.  
  1971. 448
  1972. 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:35,980
  1973. That means a whole lot
  1974. to hear you say that, man.
  1975.  
  1976. 449
  1977. 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,731
  1978. That one's
  1979. kind of close to me.
  1980.  
  1981. 450
  1982. 00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:40,109
  1983. Like, I used it
  1984. to audition for school.
  1985.  
  1986. 451
  1987. 00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:42,319
  1988. This is gonna sound dumb,
  1989. but when I think about
  1990.  
  1991. 452
  1992. 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,530
  1993. like what it is that
  1994. I really want out of life,
  1995.  
  1996. 453
  1997. 00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:49,159
  1998. I just, I don't want to die
  1999. having not played Richard II.
  2000.  
  2001. 454
  2002. 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:51,495
  2003. - Broadway?
  2004. - Any stage will do.
  2005.  
  2006. 456
  2007. 00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:56,417
  2008. Okay, I hate to be that asshole
  2009. who asks,
  2010.  
  2011. 457
  2012. 00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,836
  2013. "Have I seen you in anything?"
  2014. but...
  2015.  
  2016. 458
  2017. 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:00,921
  2018. But would I have
  2019. seen you in anything?
  2020.  
  2021. 459
  2022. 00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:03,924
  2023. Uh, well,
  2024.  
  2025. 460
  2026. 00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:08,178
  2027. I did this, uh, guest spot
  2028. on "Agents of S.H.l.E.L.D."
  2029.  
  2030. 461
  2031. 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,347
  2032. - No fucking way.
  2033. - Yeah.
  2034.  
  2035. 462
  2036. 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:11,724
  2037. I bet you were
  2038. the supervillain.
  2039.  
  2040. 463
  2041. 00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:14,184
  2042. No.
  2043. I was a henchman.
  2044.  
  2045. 464
  2046. 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:17,730
  2047. I haven't graduated
  2048. to supervillain yet.
  2049.  
  2050. 465
  2051. 00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:20,232
  2052. Well, we'll get you there,
  2053. buddy.
  2054.  
  2055. 466
  2056. 00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:31,035
  2057. All right,
  2058. halfway up the block.
  2059.  
  2060. 467
  2061. 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:33,203
  2062. Okay, just pull up right here.
  2063.  
  2064. 468
  2065. 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,998
  2066. All right, here.
  2067.  
  2068. 469
  2069. 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,168
  2070. Uh, flashers off. Just chill.
  2071. I'll be like two minutes.
  2072.  
  2073. 470
  2074. 00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:42,296
  2075. You mind killing the lights,
  2076. leaving the engine on?
  2077.  
  2078. 471
  2079. 00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:43,964
  2080. Okay.
  2081. Is everything all right?
  2082.  
  2083. 472
  2084. 00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:46,508
  2085. Totally. It's just
  2086. a sketchy neighborhood.
  2087.  
  2088. 473
  2089. 00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:48,427
  2090. I get nervous.
  2091.  
  2092. 474
  2093. 00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:50,930
  2094. So you want me to just, like,
  2095. just wait here for a second?
  2096.  
  2097. 475
  2098. 00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:52,806
  2099. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
  2100. I just need to see
  2101.  
  2102. 476
  2103. 00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:54,683
  2104. if my buddy's home
  2105. and if I can crash with him.
  2106.  
  2107. 477
  2108. 00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:56,435
  2109. If not, I might need to roll
  2110. somewhere else.
  2111.  
  2112. 478
  2113. 00:23:56,477 --> 00:23:58,103
  2114. You mind waiting?
  2115. Is that cool?
  2116.  
  2117. 479
  2118. 00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:03,150
  2119. - Yeah, man. It's cool.
  2120. - Thank God.
  2121.  
  2122. 480
  2123. 00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:05,235
  2124. What are the chances
  2125. I could ever find another James?
  2126.  
  2127. 481
  2128. 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:06,487
  2129. Slim to none.
  2130.  
  2131. 482
  2132. 00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:08,614
  2133. Slim to none.
  2134. I hate those odds.
  2135.  
  2136. 483
  2137. 00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:10,783
  2138. - Thanks, dude.
  2139. - All right, man.
  2140.  
  2141. 485
  2142. 00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:27,549
  2143. Hello?
  2144.  
  2145. 486
  2146. 00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:29,176
  2147. Hey, man.
  2148.  
  2149. 487
  2150. 00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:31,887
  2151. No, I'm -- I'm good.
  2152. I'm all good.
  2153.  
  2154. 488
  2155. 00:24:31,929 --> 00:24:36,475
  2156. Yeah. I'm sure
  2157. it's pretty late for you.
  2158.  
  2159. 489
  2160. 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:38,143
  2161. It has been a while.
  2162.  
  2163. 490
  2164. 00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:42,147
  2165. Uh, I'm -- I'm driving for Ryde.
  2166. Yeah.
  2167.  
  2168. 491
  2169. 00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:43,816
  2170. Hey, listen, I actually wanted
  2171. to ask you something.
  2172.  
  2173. 493
  2174. 00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:47,069
  2175. Hey, hang on
  2176. for a second, Jason.
  2177.  
  2178. 496
  2179. 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:57,413
  2180. Yeah, I'm here.
  2181. My bad.
  2182.  
  2183. 497
  2184. 00:24:57,454 --> 00:25:00,374
  2185. Um, yeah, when you were --
  2186. when you were driving,
  2187.  
  2188. 498
  2189. 00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:03,877
  2190. did anybody ever ask you out?
  2191.  
  2192. 499
  2193. 00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:07,172
  2194. Yeah, like a girl, man.
  2195.  
  2196. 501
  2197. 00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:14,972
  2198. Yeah, she was beautiful,
  2199. and we just -- we hit it off.
  2200.  
  2201. 502
  2202. 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:17,766
  2203. Well, I guess I wouldn't
  2204. be asking about it,
  2205.  
  2206. 503
  2207. 00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:20,185
  2208. but I -- I guess
  2209. I'm still thinking about her.
  2210.  
  2211. 504
  2212. 00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:22,521
  2213. Shit.
  2214.  
  2215. 505
  2216. 00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:25,274
  2217. Uh, yeah, well, let me --
  2218. let me call you back actually.
  2219.  
  2220. 506
  2221. 00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:27,109
  2222. Nah, don't worry about it.
  2223.  
  2224. 507
  2225. 00:25:27,151 --> 00:25:28,193
  2226. Oh.
  2227.  
  2228. 508
  2229. 00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:29,695
  2230. Uh, yeah.
  2231.  
  2232. 509
  2233. 00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:31,864
  2234. All right.
  2235. Talk to you soon. Bye.
  2236.  
  2237. 510
  2238. 00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:33,866
  2239. All right, let's get
  2240. the fuck out of dodge.
  2241.  
  2242. 511
  2243. 00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:35,826
  2244. All right.
  2245. Let's do it.
  2246.  
  2247. 512
  2248. 00:25:37,578 --> 00:25:39,580
  2249. Can you please do that
  2250. from the road?
  2251.  
  2252. 513
  2253. 00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:42,499
  2254. - Uh, sure.
  2255. - Trying to make moves.
  2256.  
  2257. 514
  2258. 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,544
  2259. No problem.
  2260.  
  2261. 516
  2262. 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:52,634
  2263. Up next, a local band
  2264. with a vintage sound.
  2265.  
  2266. 517
  2267. 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,178
  2268. These guys
  2269. have been taking over...
  2270.  
  2271. 518
  2272. 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:57,765
  2273. So what's up, man?
  2274. Was your buddy not home or what?
  2275.  
  2276. 519
  2277. 00:25:57,806 --> 00:26:01,018
  2278. Uh, yeah, he wasn't --
  2279. he wasn't there.
  2280.  
  2281. 520
  2282. 00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:04,521
  2283. Park's beautiful
  2284. this time of night.
  2285.  
  2286. 521
  2287. 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:08,317
  2288. No, I mean, it's filled
  2289. with homeless drug addicts,
  2290.  
  2291. 522
  2292. 00:26:08,358 --> 00:26:10,110
  2293. but it's beautiful nonetheless.
  2294.  
  2295. 523
  2296. 00:26:10,152 --> 00:26:13,822
  2297. Where are we headed?
  2298.  
  2299. 524
  2300. 00:26:13,864 --> 00:26:17,785
  2301. Uh, just keep heading west.
  2302. I'll figure it out.
  2303.  
  2304. 525
  2305. 00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:21,955
  2306. Yo, you know you've got
  2307. something on your shirt?
  2308.  
  2309. 526
  2310. 00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:24,666
  2311. Oh, shit.
  2312.  
  2313. 527
  2314. 00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:27,586
  2315. Ah, I used to get these
  2316. fucking nosebleeds as a kid,
  2317.  
  2318. 528
  2319. 00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:29,755
  2320. and the cold weather
  2321. brings them back.
  2322.  
  2323. 529
  2324. 00:26:29,797 --> 00:26:32,257
  2325. - Here, you want a tissue?
  2326. - No, I'm good, I'm good.
  2327.  
  2328. 530
  2329. 00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:34,009
  2330. - You sure?
  2331. - Yeah.
  2332.  
  2333. 531
  2334. 00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:35,052
  2335. All right.
  2336.  
  2337. 532
  2338. 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:39,515
  2339. Yo, Bruno,
  2340. when we were back there,
  2341.  
  2342. 533
  2343. 00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:41,391
  2344. did you hear something weird?
  2345.  
  2346. 534
  2347. 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:44,478
  2348. Pff, dude, it's MacArthur Park.
  2349.  
  2350. 535
  2351. 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:47,940
  2352. Neighborhood is nothing but
  2353. weird noises.
  2354.  
  2355. 536
  2356. 00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:51,068
  2357. - I'm from out here actually.
  2358. - Where? From MacArthur Park?
  2359.  
  2360. 537
  2361. 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:53,946
  2362. No. I'm a L.A. native, though.
  2363. There are fewer and fewer of us.
  2364.  
  2365. 538
  2366. 00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:57,991
  2367. We're a dying breed.
  2368. Like unicorns or some shit.
  2369.  
  2370. 540
  2371. 00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:03,539
  2372. Hey, uh, I want to apologize
  2373. for earlier,
  2374.  
  2375. 541
  2376. 00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:04,581
  2377. making you miss your thing.
  2378.  
  2379. 542
  2380. 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:06,500
  2381. - What thing?
  2382. - Thing.
  2383.  
  2384. 543
  2385. 00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:08,669
  2386. The thing you had to do
  2387. an hour after you picked me up.
  2388.  
  2389. 544
  2390. 00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:10,254
  2391. Oh! It's funny.
  2392.  
  2393. 545
  2394. 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:13,549
  2395. Nah, I'd forgotten
  2396. all about that.
  2397.  
  2398. 546
  2399. 00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:17,052
  2400. Well sincerely, thank you
  2401. for missing it, whatever it was.
  2402.  
  2403. 547
  2404. 00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:18,345
  2405. No problem.
  2406.  
  2407. 548
  2408. 00:27:20,681 --> 00:27:22,182
  2409. What was it?
  2410.  
  2411. 549
  2412. 00:27:22,224 --> 00:27:25,310
  2413. - Ah, it wasn't important.
  2414. - Oh, shit.
  2415.  
  2416. 550
  2417. 00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:27,813
  2418. That means it definitely
  2419. was important. What was it?
  2420.  
  2421. 551
  2422. 00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:30,649
  2423. Just this girl.
  2424.  
  2425. 552
  2426. 00:27:30,691 --> 00:27:33,527
  2427. - Fuck me! Just this girl?
  2428. - Oh, don't do that.
  2429.  
  2430. 553
  2431. 00:27:33,569 --> 00:27:35,571
  2432. - There are no three words...
  2433. - Come on.
  2434.  
  2435. 554
  2436. 00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:38,240
  2437. ...in the contemporary
  2438. English language more telling,
  2439.  
  2440. 555
  2441. 00:27:38,282 --> 00:27:42,786
  2442. more loaded, more fucking epic
  2443. in scope than "just this girl."
  2444.  
  2445. 556
  2446. 00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:45,247
  2447. Fucking take that,
  2448. William Shakespeare!
  2449.  
  2450. 557
  2451. 00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:48,542
  2452. Yo, it's -- it's really not
  2453. that big of a deal, bro.
  2454.  
  2455. 558
  2456. 00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:50,586
  2457. Give me the details. I'll tell
  2458. you if it was a big deal.
  2459.  
  2460. 559
  2461. 00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:54,047
  2462. All right,
  2463. so before I picked you up,
  2464.  
  2465. 560
  2466. 00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:55,424
  2467. like, I had my first fare
  2468. of the night,
  2469.  
  2470. 561
  2471. 00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:56,466
  2472. and it was this girl.
  2473.  
  2474. 562
  2475. 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:57,926
  2476. Oh, this girl.
  2477.  
  2478. 563
  2479. 00:27:57,968 --> 00:28:00,971
  2480. So, like, I prepare myself
  2481. for the usual,
  2482.  
  2483. 564
  2484. 00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:03,015
  2485. you know, try to turn
  2486. the awkward conversation
  2487.  
  2488. 565
  2489. 00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:04,433
  2490. into witty banter.
  2491.  
  2492. 566
  2493. 00:28:04,474 --> 00:28:06,935
  2494. But this time
  2495. it's a little different.
  2496.  
  2497. 567
  2498. 00:28:06,977 --> 00:28:09,313
  2499. - You got a picture.
  2500. - What?
  2501.  
  2502. 568
  2503. 00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:11,773
  2504. - On the app, man.
  2505. - No, that's creeping, bro.
  2506.  
  2507. 569
  2508. 00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:13,442
  2509. - That's unethical.
  2510. - What are you talking about?
  2511.  
  2512. 570
  2513. 00:28:13,483 --> 00:28:15,736
  2514. What's unethical
  2515. is to get me this interested
  2516.  
  2517. 571
  2518. 00:28:15,777 --> 00:28:17,613
  2519. and not let me know
  2520. what she looks like.
  2521.  
  2522. 572
  2523. 00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:19,573
  2524. "Previous fare."
  2525.  
  2526. 573
  2527. 00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:21,825
  2528. Yo.
  2529.  
  2530. 574
  2531. 00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:23,076
  2532. - What the fuck, dude?
  2533. - See that?
  2534.  
  2535. 575
  2536. 00:28:23,118 --> 00:28:24,661
  2537. I know, right?
  2538. Look.
  2539.  
  2540. 576
  2541. 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:27,539
  2542. All right, man, that's enough.
  2543.  
  2544. 577
  2545. 00:28:27,581 --> 00:28:31,835
  2546. Anyway, so, like, I really liked
  2547. talking to this girl.
  2548.  
  2549. 578
  2550. 00:28:31,877 --> 00:28:34,421
  2551. You know what I mean?
  2552. She was just no bullshit.
  2553.  
  2554. 579
  2555. 00:28:34,463 --> 00:28:35,839
  2556. Like, she even made this joke
  2557.  
  2558. 580
  2559. 00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:38,634
  2560. about how everyone in L.A.
  2561. drives drunk.
  2562.  
  2563. 581
  2564. 00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:40,135
  2565. Uh, she's not wrong.
  2566.  
  2567. 582
  2568. 00:28:40,177 --> 00:28:42,804
  2569. Well, yeah, but anyways,
  2570. at the end of the ride,
  2571.  
  2572. 583
  2573. 00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:44,765
  2574. she invites me
  2575. to come meet up with her
  2576.  
  2577. 584
  2578. 00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:46,767
  2579. and her friends for some drinks.
  2580.  
  2581. 585
  2582. 00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:49,937
  2583. Oh, man, that's the dream, dude.
  2584.  
  2585. 586
  2586. 00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:52,648
  2587. Cabbie gets asked out
  2588. by a hot passenger.
  2589.  
  2590. 587
  2591. 00:28:52,689 --> 00:28:55,067
  2592. - Jesus Christ.
  2593. - Yeah, man.
  2594.  
  2595. 588
  2596. 00:28:55,108 --> 00:28:57,277
  2597. Yeah.
  2598.  
  2599. 589
  2600. 00:28:57,319 --> 00:28:59,279
  2601. Then what the fuck
  2602. are you doing here with me?
  2603.  
  2604. 590
  2605. 00:28:59,321 --> 00:29:03,158
  2606. Well, uh, I needed
  2607. to make some money.
  2608.  
  2609. 591
  2610. 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,370
  2611. Yo, tell me
  2612. you got her number.
  2613.  
  2614. 592
  2615. 00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:08,455
  2616. Ohh...
  2617.  
  2618. 593
  2619. 00:29:08,497 --> 00:29:10,791
  2620. She got away, like,
  2621. right before I could.
  2622.  
  2623. 594
  2624. 00:29:10,832 --> 00:29:13,126
  2625. Oh, bullshit.
  2626. You hesitated.
  2627.  
  2628. 595
  2629. 00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:15,629
  2630. I did not hesitate.
  2631.  
  2632. 597
  2633. 00:29:17,547 --> 00:29:19,049
  2634. I hesitated.
  2635.  
  2636. 598
  2637. 00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:21,969
  2638. Let's go.
  2639.  
  2640. 599
  2641. 00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:23,720
  2642. Where to next, man?
  2643.  
  2644. 600
  2645. 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:26,640
  2646. - The bar, man.
  2647. - What do you mean, the bar?
  2648.  
  2649. 601
  2650. 00:29:26,682 --> 00:29:28,392
  2651. The bar where the girl said
  2652. she was gonna be.
  2653.  
  2654. 602
  2655. 00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:30,060
  2656. - Where was it?
  2657. - No! We don't need to do that.
  2658.  
  2659. 603
  2660. 00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:32,271
  2661. Dude, you caught feelings.
  2662. We got to go!
  2663.  
  2664. 604
  2665. 00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:34,523
  2666. No, it was like
  2667. this little passing moment...
  2668.  
  2669. 605
  2670. 00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:36,608
  2671. James, I am not gonna be
  2672. the force in your life
  2673.  
  2674. 606
  2675. 00:29:36,650 --> 00:29:39,569
  2676. that prevents you from hanging
  2677. out with this girl tonight.
  2678.  
  2679. 607
  2680. 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:41,655
  2681. I mean, who knows, man,
  2682. maybe you're meant --
  2683.  
  2684. 608
  2685. 00:29:41,697 --> 00:29:44,283
  2686. meant to kiss her tonight.
  2687.  
  2688. 609
  2689. 00:29:44,324 --> 00:29:47,411
  2690. Maybe you're meant
  2691. to fuck her tonight.
  2692.  
  2693. 610
  2694. 00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:49,246
  2695. Maybe you're meant
  2696. to knock this girl up,
  2697.  
  2698. 611
  2699. 00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:51,456
  2700. and nine months from now
  2701. you marry her
  2702.  
  2703. 612
  2704. 00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:52,874
  2705. to appease her parents,
  2706.  
  2707. 613
  2708. 00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:55,502
  2709. and I'm the best man
  2710. at your fucking wedding.
  2711.  
  2712. 614
  2713. 00:29:55,544 --> 00:30:00,340
  2714. Wow. Uh, I'm gonna pass
  2715. on that last part.
  2716.  
  2717. 615
  2718. 00:30:00,382 --> 00:30:02,759
  2719. All right,
  2720. well, I'm offended by that.
  2721.  
  2722. 616
  2723. 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:05,178
  2724. But this girl is gonna be
  2725. more offended
  2726.  
  2727. 617
  2728. 00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:06,513
  2729. if you don't show up tonight.
  2730.  
  2731. 618
  2732. 00:30:06,555 --> 00:30:07,848
  2733. She's counting on you.
  2734.  
  2735. 619
  2736. 00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:10,517
  2737. Bro, she could not have
  2738. actually thought
  2739.  
  2740. 620
  2741. 00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:12,352
  2742. - that I was gonna come.
  2743. - Are you kidding?
  2744.  
  2745. 621
  2746. 00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:13,937
  2747. What world do you live in
  2748.  
  2749. 622
  2750. 00:30:13,979 --> 00:30:15,981
  2751. where a girl
  2752. invites a guy somewhere
  2753.  
  2754. 623
  2755. 00:30:16,023 --> 00:30:17,774
  2756. she doesn't actually
  2757. want him to be?
  2758.  
  2759. 624
  2760. 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:20,027
  2761. That does not happen.
  2762.  
  2763. 625
  2764. 00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:23,488
  2765. Right now she is in there
  2766. making a conversation,
  2767.  
  2768. 626
  2769. 00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:25,615
  2770. faking a fucking laugh
  2771. here and there.
  2772.  
  2773. 627
  2774. 00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:27,117
  2775. "Ha ha! Ha ha. Ha."
  2776.  
  2777. 628
  2778. 00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:30,454
  2779. But all the while
  2780. she's glancing back at the door.
  2781.  
  2782. 629
  2783. 00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:33,123
  2784. And in the back of her mind,
  2785. she's waiting for someone...
  2786.  
  2787. 630
  2788. 00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:34,833
  2789. - Come on, bro.
  2790. - ...to walk through that door.
  2791.  
  2792. 631
  2793. 00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:37,294
  2794. That someone is you, homey.
  2795.  
  2796. 632
  2797. 00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:39,379
  2798. That someone is you!
  2799.  
  2800. 633
  2801. 00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:43,592
  2802. Up next is a song
  2803. to make some mistakes to.
  2804.  
  2805. 634
  2806. 00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:47,929
  2807. ♪ Feel a change
  2808. coming over me ♪
  2809.  
  2810. 635
  2811. 00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:51,558
  2812. ♪ It's a brand-new day ♪
  2813.  
  2814. 636
  2815. 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:55,103
  2816. ♪ I can clearly see ♪
  2817.  
  2818. 637
  2819. 00:30:55,145 --> 00:30:58,231
  2820. ♪ And the morning
  2821. when I wake up ♪
  2822.  
  2823. 638
  2824. 00:30:58,273 --> 00:31:00,901
  2825. ♪ Till I sleep at night ♪
  2826.  
  2827. 639
  2828. 00:31:00,942 --> 00:31:03,403
  2829. Oh, we're too late.
  2830. Look -- Look at this line.
  2831.  
  2832. 640
  2833. 00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:05,405
  2834. Just tell them
  2835. you're with Bruno Anthony.
  2836.  
  2837. 641
  2838. 00:31:05,447 --> 00:31:07,407
  2839. You're kidding.
  2840.  
  2841. 642
  2842. 00:31:07,449 --> 00:31:10,494
  2843. Dude, trust me.
  2844. All right, here's the plan.
  2845.  
  2846. 643
  2847. 00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:12,579
  2848. You run in, walk straight
  2849. up to her, no hesitation.
  2850.  
  2851. 644
  2852. 00:31:12,621 --> 00:31:15,749
  2853. You say a polite hello to her
  2854. friends and then ignore them.
  2855.  
  2856. 645
  2857. 00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:19,878
  2858. And then, very directly,
  2859. you ask her if she wants to come
  2860.  
  2861. 646
  2862. 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:23,173
  2863. with you and a buddy -- me --
  2864. to a house party in Malibu.
  2865.  
  2866. 647
  2867. 00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:27,219
  2868. A little kickback, a few brews,
  2869. a fucking hot tub.
  2870.  
  2871. 648
  2872. 00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:28,428
  2873. She'll never go for that.
  2874.  
  2875. 649
  2876. 00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:31,181
  2877. Tell her that sometimes
  2878.  
  2879. 650
  2880. 00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:34,017
  2881. when we trust our impulses,
  2882.  
  2883. 651
  2884. 00:31:34,059 --> 00:31:36,561
  2885. incredible things can happen.
  2886.  
  2887. 652
  2888. 00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:38,522
  2889. I'm a total stranger.
  2890.  
  2891. 653
  2892. 00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:43,693
  2893. Well, a stranger is just
  2894. a friend you haven't met yet.
  2895.  
  2896. 655
  2897. 00:31:48,281 --> 00:31:50,075
  2898. We're going to a hot tub
  2899. in Malibu?
  2900.  
  2901. 656
  2902. 00:31:50,117 --> 00:31:52,035
  2903. You are goddamn right we are.
  2904.  
  2905. 657
  2906. 00:31:52,077 --> 00:31:53,995
  2907. Now get in there and bring back
  2908. a beautiful woman.
  2909.  
  2910. 659
  2911. 00:31:57,749 --> 00:32:00,419
  2912. - It's a tow-away zone.
  2913. - Just leave the keys with me.
  2914.  
  2915. 660
  2916. 00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:01,920
  2917. What do you think, I'm crazy?
  2918.  
  2919. 661
  2920. 00:32:01,962 --> 00:32:03,797
  2921. Dude, I couldn't do anything
  2922. if I wanted to.
  2923.  
  2924. 662
  2925. 00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:07,467
  2926. The app has my card number.
  2927. It'd charge me for a car.
  2928.  
  2929. 663
  2930. 00:32:09,970 --> 00:32:11,054
  2931. Okay, here's a bet.
  2932.  
  2933. 664
  2934. 00:32:11,096 --> 00:32:13,014
  2935. If you can pull this off,
  2936.  
  2937. 665
  2938. 00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:15,767
  2939. I'll be your chauffeur
  2940. for the rest of the night.
  2941.  
  2942. 667
  2943. 00:32:19,062 --> 00:32:20,272
  2944. Done.
  2945.  
  2946. 668
  2947. 00:32:20,313 --> 00:32:22,691
  2948. All right.
  2949.  
  2950. 669
  2951. 00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:24,818
  2952. You want me to see if she has
  2953. like a hot friend or something?
  2954.  
  2955. 670
  2956. 00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:28,280
  2957. Absolutely not.
  2958. This night is about you.
  2959.  
  2960. 673
  2961. 00:33:07,027 --> 00:33:08,195
  2962. I don't know if you saw,
  2963.  
  2964. 674
  2965. 00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:10,113
  2966. but there's a little bit
  2967. of a line.
  2968.  
  2969. 675
  2970. 00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:11,907
  2971. Uh, I'm meeting Bruno Anthony.
  2972.  
  2973. 676
  2974. 00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:13,742
  2975. Why didn't you say so?
  2976. Go ahead.
  2977.  
  2978. 677
  2979. 00:33:13,783 --> 00:33:15,660
  2980. And tell him I say hi.
  2981.  
  2982. 678
  2983. 00:33:57,911 --> 00:34:00,830
  2984. Hi! Wow!
  2985. You finally came.
  2986.  
  2987. 679
  2988. 00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:02,999
  2989. I did not think
  2990. you were gonna show.
  2991.  
  2992. 680
  2993. 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:05,460
  2994. Oh, it's been
  2995. a super bizarre night.
  2996.  
  2997. 681
  2998. 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:21,560
  2999. - You want a drink?
  3000. - I'm actually still working.
  3001.  
  3002. 682
  3003. 00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:24,062
  3004. Oh.
  3005. Then why'd you come?
  3006.  
  3007. 683
  3008. 00:34:24,104 --> 00:34:26,523
  3009. I really liked talking to you.
  3010.  
  3011. 684
  3012. 00:34:27,983 --> 00:34:32,487
  3013. Uh, I really liked
  3014. talking to you too.
  3015.  
  3016. 685
  3017. 00:34:37,951 --> 00:34:39,661
  3018. I mean, the last thing I want
  3019.  
  3020. 686
  3021. 00:34:39,703 --> 00:34:41,663
  3022. is to be one of those
  3023. smarmy Ryde guys
  3024.  
  3025. 687
  3026. 00:34:41,705 --> 00:34:43,039
  3027. who, like, manages
  3028. to get a number.
  3029.  
  3030. 688
  3031. 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:45,959
  3032. No, no, I don't think
  3033. you're smarmy.
  3034.  
  3035. 689
  3036. 00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:48,503
  3037. So I made
  3038. a good first impression.
  3039.  
  3040. 690
  3041. 00:34:48,545 --> 00:34:51,006
  3042. Mm.
  3043.  
  3044. 691
  3045. 00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:56,720
  3046. Hello, James.
  3047. Please enter a destination.
  3048.  
  3049. 692
  3050. 00:34:56,761 --> 00:35:00,390
  3051. So I made a buddy tonight.
  3052.  
  3053. 693
  3054. 00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:02,809
  3055. He invited me
  3056. to this party in Malibu
  3057.  
  3058. 694
  3059. 00:35:02,851 --> 00:35:05,937
  3060. with some drinks,
  3061. a little music.
  3062.  
  3063. 695
  3064. 00:35:05,979 --> 00:35:08,148
  3065. - Apparently there's a hot tub.
  3066. - Ooh.
  3067.  
  3068. 696
  3069. 00:35:08,189 --> 00:35:09,941
  3070. And I want you to come.
  3071.  
  3072. 697
  3073. 00:35:11,067 --> 00:35:12,360
  3074. A buddy?
  3075.  
  3076. 698
  3077. 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:19,868
  3078. Yeah, his girl left him,
  3079.  
  3080. 699
  3081. 00:35:19,909 --> 00:35:21,703
  3082. and he's kind of
  3083. piecing things back together,
  3084.  
  3085. 700
  3086. 00:35:21,745 --> 00:35:22,829
  3087. but he seems chill.
  3088.  
  3089. 701
  3090. 00:35:22,871 --> 00:35:24,914
  3091. Um...
  3092.  
  3093. 702
  3094. 00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:27,083
  3095. I thought it might be
  3096. a little weird,
  3097.  
  3098. 703
  3099. 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,543
  3100. me coming back here
  3101. to see you,
  3102.  
  3103. 704
  3104. 00:35:28,585 --> 00:35:31,087
  3105. but sometimes when you trust
  3106. your impulses,
  3107.  
  3108. 705
  3109. 00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:32,797
  3110. incredible things can happen.
  3111.  
  3112. 706
  3113. 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:36,926
  3114. So where did you say
  3115. that party was at, again?
  3116.  
  3117. 707
  3118. 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:38,887
  3119. We'll be keeping
  3120. the vinyl spinning
  3121.  
  3122. 708
  3123. 00:35:38,928 --> 00:35:42,349
  3124. for quite some time,
  3125. so don't touch that dial.
  3126.  
  3127. 710
  3128. 00:35:54,235 --> 00:35:56,613
  3129. ♪ You think you know
  3130. me, but you don't know ♪
  3131.  
  3132. 711
  3133. 00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:59,115
  3134. ♪ I be at the top, chilling at
  3135. the place you won't go ♪
  3136.  
  3137. 712
  3138. 00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:01,242
  3139. ♪ Just shine it,
  3140. lay back, recline it ♪
  3141.  
  3142. 713
  3143. 00:36:01,284 --> 00:36:03,078
  3144. ♪ Do it so easily
  3145. as if I ain't even trying ♪
  3146.  
  3147. 714
  3148. 00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:05,080
  3149. ♪ Think you could beat me?
  3150. Never that ♪
  3151.  
  3152. 715
  3153. 00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:07,207
  3154. ♪ Running to the finish
  3155. like this is the Olympics ♪
  3156.  
  3157. 716
  3158. 00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:08,541
  3159. ♪ Tell me where my medals at ♪
  3160.  
  3161. 717
  3162. 00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:10,126
  3163. ♪ So fresh in my white tee ♪
  3164.  
  3165. 718
  3166. 00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:11,670
  3167. ♪ Cue the beat,
  3168. ever so feisty ♪
  3169.  
  3170. 719
  3171. 00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:13,088
  3172. ♪ Then pass it to YB ♪
  3173.  
  3174. 720
  3175. 00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:14,130
  3176. ♪ Frantic ♪
  3177.  
  3178. 721
  3179. 00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:19,719
  3180. Dude!
  3181. Where's your car?
  3182.  
  3183. 722
  3184. 00:36:19,761 --> 00:36:21,346
  3185. That's not fucking cool, Bruno.
  3186.  
  3187. 723
  3188. 00:36:21,388 --> 00:36:23,139
  3189. Cops were gonna tow you,
  3190. brother. I had to make a call.
  3191.  
  3192. 724
  3193. 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:24,724
  3194. That's fucking bullshit, man.
  3195.  
  3196. 725
  3197. 00:36:24,766 --> 00:36:27,936
  3198. Dude, look over there.
  3199.  
  3200. 726
  3201. 00:36:27,977 --> 00:36:31,064
  3202. - Oh, fuck me.
  3203. - A thank-you would be nice.
  3204.  
  3205. 727
  3206. 00:36:31,106 --> 00:36:33,400
  3207. Hey.
  3208. Is this your friend?
  3209.  
  3210. 728
  3211. 00:36:33,441 --> 00:36:35,777
  3212. Yeah. Yeah.
  3213. Yeah, yeah, this is him.
  3214.  
  3215. 729
  3216. 00:36:35,819 --> 00:36:38,321
  3217. - Hi.
  3218. - Hi.
  3219.  
  3220. 731
  3221. 00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:45,370
  3222. Oh, shit, I love this song.
  3223.  
  3224. 732
  3225. 00:36:45,412 --> 00:36:47,497
  3226. This is a mix.
  3227.  
  3228. 733
  3229. 00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:49,374
  3230. James still burns mix CDs.
  3231.  
  3232. 734
  3233. 00:36:49,416 --> 00:36:51,084
  3234. My phone doesn't connect.
  3235.  
  3236. 735
  3237. 00:36:51,126 --> 00:36:53,002
  3238. That's fucking adorable.
  3239.  
  3240. 736
  3241. 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:55,213
  3242. So, uh, for those of us
  3243. without an app,
  3244.  
  3245. 737
  3246. 00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:56,715
  3247. what is your name, my dear?
  3248.  
  3249. 738
  3250. 00:36:56,756 --> 00:36:58,758
  3251. Oh, how rude of me.
  3252.  
  3253. 739
  3254. 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,051
  3255. - I'm Jess.
  3256. - How rude indeed.
  3257.  
  3258. 740
  3259. 00:37:00,093 --> 00:37:02,345
  3260. Jess.
  3261. What a pleasure.
  3262.  
  3263. 741
  3264. 00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:05,348
  3265. Wow, so fancy and formal.
  3266.  
  3267. 742
  3268. 00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:07,976
  3269. Nice to meet you, Bruno A.?
  3270.  
  3271. 743
  3272. 00:37:08,017 --> 00:37:09,477
  3273. Bruno A.
  3274. That's me.
  3275.  
  3276. 744
  3277. 00:37:09,519 --> 00:37:11,646
  3278. All the names in the book
  3279.  
  3280. 745
  3281. 00:37:11,688 --> 00:37:14,274
  3282. your parents
  3283. could have went with,
  3284.  
  3285. 746
  3286. 00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:16,025
  3287. they went with Bruno?
  3288.  
  3289. 747
  3290. 00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:18,319
  3291. Beg your pardon!
  3292. Bruno's a sweet name.
  3293.  
  3294. 748
  3295. 00:37:18,361 --> 00:37:22,031
  3296. Yo, I'm sorry, man, but I
  3297. thought the exact same thing.
  3298.  
  3299. 749
  3300. 00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:25,326
  3301. Oh, backstabber.
  3302. True colors, James.
  3303.  
  3304. 750
  3305. 00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:28,872
  3306. Wait, James, why didn't you
  3307. tell me your friend was a ride?
  3308.  
  3309. 751
  3310. 00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:30,373
  3311. Yeah, what the fuck, James?
  3312.  
  3313. 752
  3314. 00:37:30,415 --> 00:37:32,000
  3315. - What the fuck, James?
  3316. - You didn't ask!
  3317.  
  3318. 753
  3319. 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:34,127
  3320. Dude, I told you
  3321. to lead with that.
  3322.  
  3323. 754
  3324. 00:37:34,169 --> 00:37:36,212
  3325. - Whatever. It's all equal now.
  3326. - What do you mean?
  3327.  
  3328. 755
  3329. 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:39,340
  3330. Well, you were a ride,
  3331. and now we're all best friends.
  3332.  
  3333. 756
  3334. 00:37:39,382 --> 00:37:43,386
  3335. Yeah, see, a stranger is just a
  3336. friend that you haven't met yet.
  3337.  
  3338. 757
  3339. 00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:45,305
  3340. Wow, this has got to
  3341. win the prize
  3342.  
  3343. 758
  3344. 00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:48,224
  3345. for the most unintentionally
  3346. creepy marketing campaign
  3347.  
  3348. 759
  3349. 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,101
  3350. I have ever heard.
  3351.  
  3352. 760
  3353. 00:37:50,143 --> 00:37:51,436
  3354. But you're still
  3355. gonna use the app.
  3356.  
  3357. 761
  3358. 00:37:51,478 --> 00:37:52,812
  3359. - Yeah.
  3360. - Okay, then.
  3361.  
  3362. 762
  3363. 00:37:52,854 --> 00:37:55,273
  3364. Hey!
  3365. Aw, Bruno...
  3366.  
  3367. 763
  3368. 00:37:55,315 --> 00:37:57,233
  3369. What's up, Jess?
  3370. Talk to me, girl.
  3371.  
  3372. 764
  3373. 00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:58,860
  3374. I don't mean to be that person,
  3375.  
  3376. 765
  3377. 00:37:58,902 --> 00:38:00,904
  3378. but do you mind
  3379. if I have a drag of that?
  3380.  
  3381. 766
  3382. 00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:02,363
  3383. - Jess.
  3384. - Yes?
  3385.  
  3386. 767
  3387. 00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:04,324
  3388. You're a self-loathing smoker.
  3389.  
  3390. 768
  3391. 00:38:04,365 --> 00:38:06,493
  3392. - Ugh.
  3393. - If you want a cig, have a cig.
  3394.  
  3395. 769
  3396. 00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:07,911
  3397. Just don't apologize for it.
  3398.  
  3399. 770
  3400. 00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:09,829
  3401. Now these are New York cigs,
  3402.  
  3403. 771
  3404. 00:38:09,871 --> 00:38:11,581
  3405. so they're basically
  3406. worth their weight in gold.
  3407.  
  3408. 772
  3409. 00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:13,082
  3410. - Yo, Bruno...
  3411. - I know what you're thinking.
  3412.  
  3413. 773
  3414. 00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:14,626
  3415. I could probably just get
  3416. the same fucking...
  3417.  
  3418. 774
  3419. 00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:16,544
  3420. - Bruno.
  3421. - What is it, James?
  3422.  
  3423. 775
  3424. 00:38:16,586 --> 00:38:18,046
  3425. Can't smoke in my car.
  3426.  
  3427. 776
  3428. 00:38:18,087 --> 00:38:19,672
  3429. Yo, I would not dream of it.
  3430.  
  3431. 777
  3432. 00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:21,758
  3433. I know. You told me before.
  3434. I absolutely wouldn't.
  3435.  
  3436. 778
  3437. 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,259
  3438. Jess is gonna smoke
  3439. in your car,
  3440.  
  3441. 779
  3442. 00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:24,594
  3443. and you're gonna
  3444. be cool about it.
  3445.  
  3446. 780
  3447. 00:38:24,636 --> 00:38:26,346
  3448. No, no, no.
  3449. I really didn't mean --
  3450.  
  3451. 781
  3452. 00:38:26,387 --> 00:38:28,306
  3453. Jess, don't worry about it.
  3454. We're gonna crack a window.
  3455.  
  3456. 782
  3457. 00:38:28,348 --> 00:38:30,266
  3458. He's gonna be tight.
  3459.  
  3460. 783
  3461. 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:32,769
  3462. Yo, look at this.
  3463. End of Fountain.
  3464.  
  3465. 784
  3466. 00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,229
  3467. Bette Davis,
  3468. you've done us well.
  3469.  
  3470. 785
  3471. 00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:36,439
  3472. - Oh, boy.
  3473. - Ho! Wait a minute.
  3474.  
  3475. 786
  3476. 00:38:36,481 --> 00:38:37,690
  3477. I think I got you right there,
  3478. my man.
  3479.  
  3480. 787
  3481. 00:38:37,732 --> 00:38:39,108
  3482. Here we go.
  3483.  
  3484. 788
  3485. 00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:40,735
  3486. That was Mae West that said,
  3487. "Take Fountain.”
  3488.  
  3489. 789
  3490. 00:38:40,777 --> 00:38:42,111
  3491. No, no, no.
  3492. That's bullshit.
  3493.  
  3494. 790
  3495. 00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:44,113
  3496. Uh, no, I swear.
  3497. That's a Mae West quote.
  3498.  
  3499. 791
  3500. 00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:45,949
  3501. Yo, you should know this.
  3502. You're an actor.
  3503.  
  3504. 792
  3505. 00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:48,910
  3506. - He told me this story earlier.
  3507. - He told it to you wrong.
  3508.  
  3509. 793
  3510. 00:38:48,952 --> 00:38:50,995
  3511. Honestly, I thought
  3512. you were a weirdo.
  3513.  
  3514. 794
  3515. 00:38:51,037 --> 00:38:52,747
  3516. Oh, really?
  3517.  
  3518. 795
  3519. 00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:54,123
  3520. So weird that you invited me
  3521. to the bar.
  3522.  
  3523. 796
  3524. 00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:56,709
  3525. Why do you think
  3526. I invited you to the bar?
  3527.  
  3528. 797
  3529. 00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:58,920
  3530. Yes, because we're all
  3531. beautiful fucking weirdos.
  3532.  
  3533. 798
  3534. 00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:01,881
  3535. But the point is
  3536. it's Bette Davis.
  3537.  
  3538. 799
  3539. 00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:04,133
  3540. - I'll bet you anything.
  3541. - I don't need to fucking bet.
  3542.  
  3543. 800
  3544. 00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:06,761
  3545. If you're so confident,
  3546. look it up.
  3547.  
  3548. 801
  3549. 00:39:06,803 --> 00:39:07,971
  3550. - Should I?
  3551. - Please do.
  3552.  
  3553. 802
  3554. 00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:09,305
  3555. - Yes? Okay!
  3556. - Pull out a phone.
  3557.  
  3558. 803
  3559. 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:10,640
  3560. - Oh, my gosh.
  3561. - We're looking it up.
  3562.  
  3563. 804
  3564. 00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:12,433
  3565. - The moment of truth.
  3566. - Bated breath.
  3567.  
  3568. 805
  3569. 00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:14,477
  3570. Honestly, James, I don't mean
  3571. to offend you, but...
  3572.  
  3573. 806
  3574. 00:39:14,519 --> 00:39:16,104
  3575. What?
  3576.  
  3577. 807
  3578. 00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:18,398
  3579. Bruno just sounds more
  3580. convincing when he says it.
  3581.  
  3582. 808
  3583. 00:39:18,439 --> 00:39:20,483
  3584. Yeah, liars always do.
  3585.  
  3586. 809
  3587. 00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:22,360
  3588. It's loading.
  3589. Hold on.
  3590.  
  3591. 810
  3592. 00:39:22,402 --> 00:39:24,404
  3593. Tell him.
  3594.  
  3595. 811
  3596. 00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:26,281
  3597. - Sorry, James.
  3598. - Oh, suck it, James.
  3599.  
  3600. 812
  3601. 00:39:26,322 --> 00:39:27,949
  3602. You got to be
  3603. fucking kidding me.
  3604.  
  3605. 813
  3606. 00:39:27,991 --> 00:39:29,576
  3607. "The legend has it that
  3608. when the famous Bette Davis
  3609.  
  3610. 814
  3611. 00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:31,244
  3612. was being interviewed
  3613. on a talk show,
  3614.  
  3615. 815
  3616. 00:39:31,286 --> 00:39:33,037
  3617. she was asked what advice
  3618. she had for actors
  3619.  
  3620. 816
  3621. 00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:34,247
  3622. trying to make it
  3623. in Hollywood.
  3624.  
  3625. 817
  3626. 00:39:34,289 --> 00:39:36,457
  3627. Her response, "Take Fountain,”
  3628.  
  3629. 818
  3630. 00:39:36,499 --> 00:39:39,460
  3631. according to
  3632. akumenang.com
  3633.  
  3634. 819
  3635. 00:39:39,502 --> 00:39:42,005
  3636. What?! Wait, hold on.
  3637. No, no, no, no, no.
  3638.  
  3639. 820
  3640. 00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:43,923
  3641. Your source is
  3642. some dude's WordPress?
  3643.  
  3644. 821
  3645. 00:39:43,965 --> 00:39:45,425
  3646. I-I demand a recount.
  3647.  
  3648. 822
  3649. 00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:47,677
  3650. You're just lucky
  3651. we didn't bet, dawg.
  3652.  
  3653. 823
  3654. 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,596
  3655. - ♪ Maybe it's the heat in here ♪
  3656. - Oh, fuck yes!
  3657.  
  3658. 824
  3659. 00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:52,599
  3660. ♪ This is
  3661. my motherfucking song ♪
  3662.  
  3663. 825
  3664. 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,392
  3665. Holy shit!
  3666. You got a good voice.
  3667.  
  3668. 826
  3669. 00:39:54,434 --> 00:39:55,852
  3670. Oh, thank you so much.
  3671.  
  3672. 827
  3673. 00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:57,645
  3674. I think music, you know,
  3675.  
  3676. 828
  3677. 00:39:57,687 --> 00:39:59,480
  3678. is the way that all of us
  3679. human beings
  3680.  
  3681. 829
  3682. 00:39:59,522 --> 00:40:00,690
  3683. were meant
  3684. to express ourselves.
  3685.  
  3686. 830
  3687. 00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:02,066
  3688. Yes!
  3689.  
  3690. 831
  3691. 00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:03,610
  3692. I mean, without a voice,
  3693. what have you got?
  3694.  
  3695. 832
  3696. 00:40:03,651 --> 00:40:05,778
  3697. No, seriously.
  3698. I mean, I-I'm a singer.
  3699.  
  3700. 833
  3701. 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:09,365
  3702. I mean, I'm not, like, a singer.
  3703. You know, I sing, but...
  3704.  
  3705. 834
  3706. 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:12,952
  3707. Jess, I knew that about you
  3708. the moment I met you.
  3709.  
  3710. 835
  3711. 00:40:12,994 --> 00:40:14,287
  3712. - Really?
  3713. - I swear to God.
  3714.  
  3715. 836
  3716. 00:40:14,329 --> 00:40:15,955
  3717. No way. Aw!
  3718.  
  3719. 837
  3720. 00:40:15,997 --> 00:40:18,625
  3721. Okay, hey, Bruno, could you
  3722. slow down a little bit?
  3723.  
  3724. 838
  3725. 00:40:18,666 --> 00:40:20,460
  3726. Sure. Watch this!
  3727.  
  3728. 839
  3729. 00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:22,128
  3730. Whoa!
  3731. What the hell, man?
  3732.  
  3733. 840
  3734. 00:40:22,170 --> 00:40:25,798
  3735. Construction zone?
  3736. What the fuck?
  3737.  
  3738. 841
  3739. 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,592
  3740. You guys should dance.
  3741.  
  3742. 842
  3743. 00:40:27,634 --> 00:40:28,801
  3744. What?
  3745.  
  3746. 843
  3747. 00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:30,094
  3748. - James.
  3749. - Here?
  3750.  
  3751. 844
  3752. 00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:34,265
  3753. Ask her to dance
  3754. right here, right now.
  3755.  
  3756. 845
  3757. 00:40:34,307 --> 00:40:35,725
  3758. Oh, come on, it's not like
  3759.  
  3760. 846
  3761. 00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:38,144
  3762. you're gonna look back
  3763. at this night and regret
  3764.  
  3765. 847
  3766. 00:40:38,186 --> 00:40:40,188
  3767. dancing in the middle
  3768. of Avenue of the Stars
  3769.  
  3770. 848
  3771. 00:40:40,229 --> 00:40:41,481
  3772. on your first date.
  3773.  
  3774. 849
  3775. 00:40:41,522 --> 00:40:46,277
  3776. Oh!
  3777. Is this our first date, James?
  3778.  
  3779. 850
  3780. 00:40:46,319 --> 00:40:48,821
  3781. In that case,
  3782. you'd better ask me to dance.
  3783.  
  3784. 851
  3785. 00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:50,740
  3786. I think I'm gonna have to
  3787. take down my hair for this.
  3788.  
  3789. 852
  3790. 00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:52,367
  3791. She's taking down her hair,
  3792. James.
  3793.  
  3794. 853
  3795. 00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:56,287
  3796. ♪ And I am
  3797. this great, stable... ♪
  3798.  
  3799. 854
  3800. 00:40:56,329 --> 00:40:57,830
  3801. May I have this dance?
  3802.  
  3803. 855
  3804. 00:40:57,872 --> 00:41:01,417
  3805. Yes. You may.
  3806.  
  3807. 856
  3808. 00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:04,712
  3809. Come on.
  3810.  
  3811. 857
  3812. 00:41:04,754 --> 00:41:06,756
  3813. I can't believe
  3814. we're doing this.
  3815.  
  3816. 858
  3817. 00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:13,513
  3818. ♪ My heart's an autoclave ♪
  3819.  
  3820. 859
  3821. 00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:15,640
  3822. - Ah!
  3823. - Oh!
  3824.  
  3825. 861
  3826. 00:41:17,684 --> 00:41:20,061
  3827. Wow, you're
  3828. a pretty good dancer.
  3829.  
  3830. 862
  3831. 00:41:23,064 --> 00:41:24,732
  3832. I got a good dance partner.
  3833.  
  3834. 863
  3835. 00:41:24,774 --> 00:41:26,192
  3836. Oh! Watch out.
  3837.  
  3838. 864
  3839. 00:41:30,279 --> 00:41:31,656
  3840. Unh!
  3841.  
  3842. 865
  3843. 00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:34,659
  3844. Oh! Oh, this isn't
  3845. your first time.
  3846.  
  3847. 866
  3848. 00:41:36,244 --> 00:41:38,037
  3849. All right, here.
  3850. You ready?
  3851.  
  3852. 868
  3853. 00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:42,291
  3854. Jess, give me your phone.
  3855.  
  3856. 869
  3857. 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:43,668
  3858. This is too good.
  3859. I got to get it.
  3860.  
  3861. 870
  3862. 00:41:43,710 --> 00:41:44,919
  3863. It's in the backseat.
  3864.  
  3865. 871
  3866. 00:41:44,961 --> 00:41:46,879
  3867. Yep.
  3868. Wait, Jess.
  3869.  
  3870. 872
  3871. 00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:49,090
  3872. - Run and jump into my arms.
  3873. - What?
  3874.  
  3875. 873
  3876. 00:41:49,132 --> 00:41:50,591
  3877. - Run and jump into my arms!
  3878. - No!
  3879.  
  3880. 874
  3881. 00:41:50,633 --> 00:41:52,218
  3882. Hurry up before we get arrested!
  3883.  
  3884. 875
  3885. 00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:53,594
  3886. - Come on.
  3887. - Nooo!
  3888.  
  3889. 876
  3890. 00:41:53,636 --> 00:41:55,388
  3891. Go!
  3892.  
  3893. 877
  3894. 00:41:58,307 --> 00:41:59,892
  3895. Oh, my God.
  3896.  
  3897. 878
  3898. 00:42:01,269 --> 00:42:03,479
  3899. That wasn't so bad, right?
  3900.  
  3901. 879
  3902. 00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:05,440
  3903. Hey, if this were a movie,
  3904.  
  3905. 880
  3906. 00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:06,941
  3907. the sprinklers would come on
  3908. right now,
  3909.  
  3910. 881
  3911. 00:42:06,983 --> 00:42:08,985
  3912. and y'all would kiss
  3913. in that fake L.A. rain.
  3914.  
  3915. 883
  3916. 00:42:10,236 --> 00:42:11,779
  3917. Get out of here, man.
  3918.  
  3919. 884
  3920. 00:42:11,821 --> 00:42:13,031
  3921. You want to get a drink?
  3922.  
  3923. 885
  3924. 00:42:13,072 --> 00:42:15,158
  3925. Oh, I love
  3926. where your head's at.
  3927.  
  3928. 886
  3929. 00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:16,367
  3930. - I know the spot.
  3931. - Whoo!
  3932.  
  3933. 887
  3934. 00:42:16,409 --> 00:42:18,161
  3935. - Right nearby.
  3936. - Let's get some alcohol!
  3937.  
  3938. 888
  3939. 00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:20,955
  3940. Get out of here.
  3941.  
  3942. 889
  3943. 00:42:20,997 --> 00:42:25,251
  3944. - So ready for a drink.
  3945. - Oh, man.
  3946.  
  3947. 890
  3948. 00:42:25,293 --> 00:42:28,046
  3949. Wait, so this is the spot?
  3950.  
  3951. 891
  3952. 00:42:28,087 --> 00:42:30,465
  3953. Yes, this is the spot, Jess.
  3954.  
  3955. 892
  3956. 00:42:30,506 --> 00:42:34,093
  3957. Look, uh, bottle's on me,
  3958. but I could also use some cash.
  3959.  
  3960. 893
  3961. 00:42:34,135 --> 00:42:37,138
  3962. James, do you mind
  3963. going in for me?
  3964.  
  3965. 894
  3966. 00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:39,182
  3967. I'd prefer if you did it, bro.
  3968.  
  3969. 895
  3970. 00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:41,434
  3971. Why? You don't trust me
  3972. with your lady?
  3973.  
  3974. 896
  3975. 00:42:41,476 --> 00:42:43,686
  3976. Oh, "your lady"?
  3977.  
  3978. 897
  3979. 00:42:43,728 --> 00:42:46,272
  3980. One dance,
  3981. and I'm already your lady?
  3982.  
  3983. 898
  3984. 00:42:46,314 --> 00:42:48,608
  3985. - I'm working on it.
  3986. - Look, just show them this.
  3987.  
  3988. 899
  3989. 00:42:48,649 --> 00:42:51,069
  3990. They'll give you
  3991. anything you want.
  3992.  
  3993. 900
  3994. 00:42:51,110 --> 00:42:54,405
  3995. Get some old fucking
  3996. blended shit and $500.
  3997.  
  3998. 901
  3999. 00:42:54,447 --> 00:42:55,740
  4000. Please.
  4001.  
  4002. 902
  4003. 00:42:55,782 --> 00:42:57,909
  4004. What the fuck, man?
  4005.  
  4006. 903
  4007. 00:42:57,950 --> 00:42:59,869
  4008. Put that shit away!
  4009.  
  4010. 904
  4011. 00:42:59,911 --> 00:43:01,496
  4012. Okay, you know what?
  4013.  
  4014. 905
  4015. 00:43:01,537 --> 00:43:03,956
  4016. If you don't, your new friend
  4017. in the back's night
  4018.  
  4019. 906
  4020. 00:43:03,998 --> 00:43:06,167
  4021. is gonna take
  4022. a slight turn for the worse.
  4023.  
  4024. 907
  4025. 00:43:06,209 --> 00:43:08,377
  4026. Don't point that
  4027. fucking thing at her.
  4028.  
  4029. 908
  4030. 00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:10,755
  4031. Did you ever see
  4032. what a .44 Magnum
  4033.  
  4034. 909
  4035. 00:43:10,797 --> 00:43:12,673
  4036. could do to a woman's face?
  4037.  
  4038. 910
  4039. 00:43:12,715 --> 00:43:16,636
  4040. It'd fucking destroy it.
  4041. Just blow it right apart.
  4042.  
  4043. 911
  4044. 00:43:16,677 --> 00:43:19,180
  4045. That's what I could do
  4046. to her face.
  4047.  
  4048. 912
  4049. 00:43:19,222 --> 00:43:22,433
  4050. Now did you ever see what it
  4051. could do to a woman's pussy?
  4052.  
  4053. 913
  4054. 00:43:22,475 --> 00:43:25,019
  4055. Now, that you should see.
  4056.  
  4057. 914
  4058. 00:43:25,061 --> 00:43:27,980
  4059. That you should see,
  4060. what -- what a .44 Magnum
  4061.  
  4062. 915
  4063. 00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:31,692
  4064. is gonna do to a woman's pussy,
  4065. you should see.
  4066.  
  4067. 916
  4068. 00:43:36,864 --> 00:43:39,784
  4069. I'm fucking with you.
  4070.  
  4071. 917
  4072. 00:43:39,826 --> 00:43:42,370
  4073. It's from "Taxi Driver."
  4074.  
  4075. 918
  4076. 00:43:42,411 --> 00:43:43,663
  4077. Thank you.
  4078.  
  4079. 919
  4080. 00:43:43,704 --> 00:43:46,040
  4081. Oh, you should've seen
  4082. your faces.
  4083.  
  4084. 921
  4085. 00:43:47,917 --> 00:43:49,836
  4086. Jess, the child locks are on.
  4087.  
  4088. 922
  4089. 00:43:49,877 --> 00:43:51,254
  4090. Goddamn it.
  4091.  
  4092. 923
  4093. 00:43:53,256 --> 00:43:55,383
  4094. Bruno, tell me
  4095. that that's not real.
  4096.  
  4097. 924
  4098. 00:43:55,424 --> 00:43:58,511
  4099. Dude, take a look.
  4100.  
  4101. 925
  4102. 00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:05,309
  4103. Now, if you don't want to come
  4104. back to a car full of dead girl,
  4105.  
  4106. 926
  4107. 00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:07,979
  4108. I suggest you get a move on.
  4109.  
  4110. 927
  4111. 00:44:19,407 --> 00:44:21,117
  4112. Whoa-hoa-hoa.
  4113.  
  4114. 928
  4115. 00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:23,494
  4116. I don't know who you are or what
  4117. the fuck you think you're doing,
  4118.  
  4119. 929
  4120. 00:44:23,536 --> 00:44:25,705
  4121. but it's time for you to get
  4122. the fuck out of my car!
  4123.  
  4124. 930
  4125. 00:44:25,746 --> 00:44:27,331
  4126. - Aah!
  4127. - James!
  4128.  
  4129. 931
  4130. 00:44:27,373 --> 00:44:29,834
  4131. Ah! Shit!
  4132.  
  4133. 932
  4134. 00:44:31,294 --> 00:44:33,713
  4135. - Open your mouth.
  4136. - Oh, fuck!
  4137.  
  4138. 933
  4139. 00:44:33,754 --> 00:44:35,298
  4140. James, if you don't
  4141. open your mouth,
  4142.  
  4143. 934
  4144. 00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:37,216
  4145. I'm gonna shoot you,
  4146.  
  4147. 935
  4148. 00:44:37,258 --> 00:44:40,344
  4149. and then I'm going to shoot her
  4150. with the gun still in your hand.
  4151.  
  4152. 936
  4153. 00:44:44,473 --> 00:44:46,601
  4154. And the next time
  4155. you point a gun at someone,
  4156.  
  4157. 937
  4158. 00:44:46,642 --> 00:44:49,437
  4159. you better be very fucking sure
  4160. you can pull the trigger,
  4161.  
  4162. 938
  4163. 00:44:49,478 --> 00:44:53,524
  4164. because if you hesitate,
  4165. somebody's gonna fucking die,
  4166.  
  4167. 939
  4168. 00:44:53,566 --> 00:44:55,193
  4169. and it's not gonna be
  4170. fucking me!
  4171.  
  4172. 940
  4173. 00:44:55,234 --> 00:44:56,819
  4174. Let him go.
  4175.  
  4176. 941
  4177. 00:44:58,154 --> 00:44:59,780
  4178. He'll do it.
  4179.  
  4180. 942
  4181. 00:44:59,822 --> 00:45:01,866
  4182. Okay.
  4183.  
  4184. 943
  4185. 00:45:06,037 --> 00:45:10,082
  4186. I like old blended whiskeys,
  4187. and I like $50 bills.
  4188.  
  4189. 944
  4190. 00:45:33,606 --> 00:45:35,274
  4191. Don't you fucking move!
  4192.  
  4193. 945
  4194. 00:45:35,316 --> 00:45:36,901
  4195. Hold on. Wait a minute, dude.
  4196. You got this all wrong.
  4197.  
  4198. 946
  4199. 00:45:38,527 --> 00:45:41,572
  4200. It's okay, Jess.
  4201. I got your phone.
  4202.  
  4203. 947
  4204. 00:45:41,614 --> 00:45:43,866
  4205. Can you just
  4206. take the car and -- and go?
  4207.  
  4208. 948
  4209. 00:45:43,908 --> 00:45:46,744
  4210. I'm not gonna say anything.
  4211. James isn't gonna say either.
  4212.  
  4213. 949
  4214. 00:45:46,786 --> 00:45:48,496
  4215. Jess, be quiet.
  4216. You're missing the movie.
  4217.  
  4218. 950
  4219. 00:45:48,537 --> 00:45:51,040
  4220. Wait, wait, wait.
  4221. I need you to listen, please!
  4222.  
  4223. 951
  4224. 00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:52,875
  4225. - Put the fucking gun down!
  4226. - I need you to call the police!
  4227.  
  4228. 952
  4229. 00:45:52,917 --> 00:45:54,752
  4230. I'll fucking kill you, man!
  4231.  
  4232. 953
  4233. 00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:57,255
  4234. Fuck.
  4235.  
  4236. 954
  4237. 00:46:00,341 --> 00:46:01,634
  4238. Uh, how...
  4239.  
  4240. 955
  4241. 00:46:01,676 --> 00:46:03,511
  4242. It's okay, Jess.
  4243. Use your words.
  4244.  
  4245. 956
  4246. 00:46:03,552 --> 00:46:05,471
  4247. H-How do I know that this isn't
  4248.  
  4249. 957
  4250. 00:46:05,513 --> 00:46:08,432
  4251. some fucked-up game
  4252. that you guys play?
  4253.  
  4254. 958
  4255. 00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:10,726
  4256. You know, h-how do I know
  4257. that James is not in on this?
  4258.  
  4259. 961
  4260. 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,785
  4261. Fucking --
  4262. just fucking say something.
  4263.  
  4264. 962
  4265. 00:46:27,827 --> 00:46:30,037
  4266. Can you just say something?
  4267.  
  4268. 963
  4269. 00:46:30,079 --> 00:46:32,665
  4270. I-I need you to talk to me.
  4271.  
  4272. 964
  4273. 00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:37,461
  4274. You've got to tell me
  4275. w-what happened in there.
  4276.  
  4277. 965
  4278. 00:46:40,339 --> 00:46:42,258
  4279. Wow, am I the only one
  4280. who feels like things
  4281.  
  4282. 966
  4283. 00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:46,053
  4284. just got
  4285. a little awkward in here?
  4286.  
  4287. 967
  4288. 00:46:46,095 --> 00:46:49,265
  4289. I think a drink
  4290. would break the ice.
  4291.  
  4292. 968
  4293. 00:46:57,898 --> 00:46:59,734
  4294. James, would you
  4295. do the honors?
  4296.  
  4297. 971
  4298. 00:47:08,451 --> 00:47:11,871
  4299. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa.
  4300. Ladies first.
  4301.  
  4302. 972
  4303. 00:47:11,912 --> 00:47:13,414
  4304. I'm good.
  4305.  
  4306. 973
  4307. 00:47:13,456 --> 00:47:18,085
  4308. Jess, James went
  4309. to extraordinary lengths
  4310.  
  4311. 974
  4312. 00:47:18,127 --> 00:47:20,588
  4313. to procure this bottle for you.
  4314.  
  4315. 975
  4316. 00:47:24,759 --> 00:47:25,760
  4317. Ugh. Come on.
  4318.  
  4319. 976
  4320. 00:47:25,801 --> 00:47:27,178
  4321. Mm! Mm! Mm!
  4322.  
  4323. 977
  4324. 00:47:27,219 --> 00:47:30,306
  4325. - All right, enough, enough.
  4326. - Mm! Mm.
  4327.  
  4328. 978
  4329. 00:47:31,432 --> 00:47:32,767
  4330. Oh, fuck.
  4331.  
  4332. 980
  4333. 00:47:43,694 --> 00:47:47,323
  4334. There is nothing like
  4335. a drink and a smoke.
  4336.  
  4337. 981
  4338. 00:47:47,365 --> 00:47:49,283
  4339. I remember the first time
  4340. I had them both together.
  4341.  
  4342. 982
  4343. 00:47:49,325 --> 00:47:50,910
  4344. I was 14.
  4345.  
  4346. 983
  4347. 00:47:50,951 --> 00:47:53,579
  4348. It was an act of defiance
  4349. and self-gratification
  4350.  
  4351. 984
  4352. 00:47:53,621 --> 00:47:56,415
  4353. that just perfectly hit
  4354. the person I was
  4355.  
  4356. 985
  4357. 00:47:56,457 --> 00:47:59,043
  4358. and my place in the world.
  4359.  
  4360. 986
  4361. 00:47:59,085 --> 00:48:02,088
  4362. And it's never been
  4363. the fucking same since.
  4364.  
  4365. 987
  4366. 00:48:02,129 --> 00:48:04,006
  4367. What do you mean?
  4368.  
  4369. 988
  4370. 00:48:04,048 --> 00:48:07,551
  4371. That nothing's ever as fucking
  4372. good as the first time.
  4373.  
  4374. 989
  4375. 00:48:10,346 --> 00:48:13,516
  4376. James, have you tried this?
  4377.  
  4378. 990
  4379. 00:48:13,557 --> 00:48:15,810
  4380. Never.
  4381.  
  4382. 991
  4383. 00:48:15,851 --> 00:48:17,144
  4384. Enjoy it.
  4385.  
  4386. 992
  4387. 00:48:17,186 --> 00:48:19,271
  4388. You never will
  4389. quite the sa--
  4390.  
  4391. 993
  4392. 00:48:19,313 --> 00:48:22,483
  4393. again.
  4394.  
  4395. 994
  4396. 00:48:22,525 --> 00:48:24,110
  4397. Damn.
  4398.  
  4399. 995
  4400. 00:48:24,151 --> 00:48:27,696
  4401. Not even your shitty
  4402. philosophizing can ruin that.
  4403.  
  4404. 997
  4405. 00:48:29,615 --> 00:48:31,075
  4406. There you go.
  4407.  
  4408. 998
  4409. 00:48:31,117 --> 00:48:33,411
  4410. One drink, and your
  4411. sense of humor is back.
  4412.  
  4413. 999
  4414. 00:48:33,452 --> 00:48:34,912
  4415. You can give up
  4416. the buddy shit, Bruno.
  4417.  
  4418. 1000
  4419. 00:48:36,664 --> 00:48:38,582
  4420. I am your buddy, man.
  4421.  
  4422. 1001
  4423. 00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:40,084
  4424. In fact, right now,
  4425.  
  4426. 1002
  4427. 00:48:40,126 --> 00:48:42,962
  4428. I'm your best friend
  4429. in the whole world.
  4430.  
  4431. 1003
  4432. 00:48:43,003 --> 00:48:44,755
  4433. James, I'm really cold.
  4434.  
  4435. 1004
  4436. 00:48:44,797 --> 00:48:46,465
  4437. Do you mind
  4438. if I borrow your jacket?
  4439.  
  4440. 1005
  4441. 00:48:48,467 --> 00:48:50,344
  4442. Ever the gentleman.
  4443.  
  4444. 1006
  4445. 00:48:53,597 --> 00:48:55,182
  4446. I undid the child locks.
  4447.  
  4448. 1007
  4449. 00:48:55,224 --> 00:48:58,227
  4450. Oh, Jess, if you're cold,
  4451. we should get going.
  4452.  
  4453. 1008
  4454. 00:48:58,269 --> 00:49:00,229
  4455. It's your turn to drive.
  4456.  
  4457. 1009
  4458. 00:49:00,271 --> 00:49:02,273
  4459. I'm not driving.
  4460.  
  4461. 1010
  4462. 00:49:02,314 --> 00:49:03,691
  4463. Why not?
  4464.  
  4465. 1011
  4466. 00:49:03,732 --> 00:49:05,693
  4467. I thought everyone in L.A.
  4468. drives drunk.
  4469.  
  4470. 1012
  4471. 00:49:09,196 --> 00:49:12,616
  4472. Good to know
  4473. James has a big mouth.
  4474.  
  4475. 1013
  4476. 00:49:13,492 --> 00:49:16,078
  4477. Ugh. James.
  4478.  
  4479. 1014
  4480. 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,462
  4481. Come on, James.
  4482.  
  4483. 1015
  4484. 00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:27,214
  4485. You don't want to miss
  4486. the end of your own date.
  4487.  
  4488. 1017
  4489. 00:49:33,429 --> 00:49:34,513
  4490. Give me another swig.
  4491.  
  4492. 1018
  4493. 00:49:34,555 --> 00:49:36,515
  4494. - Whoa.
  4495. - Are you insane?
  4496.  
  4497. 1019
  4498. 00:49:36,557 --> 00:49:39,351
  4499. And I thought I had
  4500. low regard for human life.
  4501.  
  4502. 1022
  4503. 00:49:48,652 --> 00:49:51,113
  4504. Mm!
  4505.  
  4506. 1023
  4507. 00:49:53,491 --> 00:49:55,075
  4508. You got dumped tonight, right?
  4509.  
  4510. 1024
  4511. 00:49:55,117 --> 00:49:58,037
  4512. James, you do have
  4513. a big fucking mouth.
  4514.  
  4515. 1025
  4516. 00:49:58,078 --> 00:50:01,081
  4517. Is that why you're doing this?
  4518. Because she hurt you?
  4519.  
  4520. 1026
  4521. 00:50:01,123 --> 00:50:02,500
  4522. She hurt your feelings,
  4523.  
  4524. 1027
  4525. 00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:04,460
  4526. and -- and now you think
  4527. you're gonna relive
  4528.  
  4529. 1028
  4530. 00:50:04,502 --> 00:50:07,171
  4531. your -- your old relationship
  4532. with James and me
  4533.  
  4534. 1029
  4535. 00:50:07,213 --> 00:50:08,422
  4536. is -- is really gonna --
  4537.  
  4538. 1030
  4539. 00:50:08,464 --> 00:50:10,674
  4540. Darling,
  4541. your pop-psychology bullshit
  4542.  
  4543. 1031
  4544. 00:50:10,716 --> 00:50:12,843
  4545. is not gonna get you
  4546. out of this one.
  4547.  
  4548. 1032
  4549. 00:50:12,885 --> 00:50:14,678
  4550. Please enter a destination.
  4551.  
  4552. 1033
  4553. 00:50:19,892 --> 00:50:24,021
  4554. Look, you've been afforded
  4555. an opportunity tonight.
  4556.  
  4557. 1034
  4558. 00:50:24,063 --> 00:50:27,399
  4559. We're conditioned
  4560. to do what's expected,
  4561.  
  4562. 1035
  4563. 00:50:27,441 --> 00:50:30,569
  4564. down to following
  4565. the GPS instructions
  4566.  
  4567. 1036
  4568. 00:50:30,611 --> 00:50:32,905
  4569. that come out of
  4570. our fucking phones.
  4571.  
  4572. 1037
  4573. 00:50:32,947 --> 00:50:37,201
  4574. But tonight,
  4575. you get to do otherwise.
  4576.  
  4577. 1038
  4578. 00:50:37,243 --> 00:50:39,036
  4579. I'm sorry.
  4580.  
  4581. 1039
  4582. 00:50:39,078 --> 00:50:42,122
  4583. For what?
  4584.  
  4585. 1040
  4586. 00:50:42,164 --> 00:50:43,499
  4587. For undoing the child locks.
  4588.  
  4589. 1041
  4590. 00:50:46,210 --> 00:50:48,629
  4591. Aah! Fuck!
  4592.  
  4593. 1042
  4594. 00:50:48,671 --> 00:50:50,297
  4595. James, come on!
  4596.  
  4597. 1043
  4598. 00:50:50,339 --> 00:50:52,174
  4599. Run! Run, Jess!
  4600.  
  4601. 1044
  4602. 00:50:52,216 --> 00:50:53,884
  4603. James!
  4604.  
  4605. 1045
  4606. 00:50:53,926 --> 00:50:56,095
  4607. James!
  4608.  
  4609. 1046
  4610. 00:50:56,136 --> 00:50:58,347
  4611. Hold on. Hold on.
  4612. I-I -- I need you to hold the...
  4613.  
  4614. 1049
  4615. 00:51:08,774 --> 00:51:11,235
  4616. You came back for her.
  4617.  
  4618. 1050
  4619. 00:51:11,277 --> 00:51:13,862
  4620. Let's see if she shows you
  4621. the same courtesy.
  4622.  
  4623. 1051
  4624. 00:51:30,462 --> 00:51:32,256
  4625. I missed you, Jess.
  4626.  
  4627. 1052
  4628. 00:51:32,298 --> 00:51:34,633
  4629. You shouldn't have come back.
  4630.  
  4631. 1053
  4632. 00:51:34,675 --> 00:51:36,510
  4633. We better get Captain America
  4634. here to a drugstore
  4635.  
  4636. 1054
  4637. 00:51:36,552 --> 00:51:41,098
  4638. before he vomits all over
  4639. his pleather interior and me.
  4640.  
  4641. 1055
  4642. 00:51:43,058 --> 00:51:44,351
  4643. I'm so sorry, James.
  4644.  
  4645. 1056
  4646. 00:51:44,393 --> 00:51:46,520
  4647. I dislocated
  4648. your shoulder back there,
  4649.  
  4650. 1057
  4651. 00:51:46,562 --> 00:51:49,857
  4652. so it's gonna hurt like shit
  4653. until I pop it back in.
  4654.  
  4655. 1058
  4656. 00:51:49,898 --> 00:51:52,318
  4657. At which point
  4658. it's gonna hurt even worse.
  4659.  
  4660. 1059
  4661. 00:51:52,359 --> 00:51:53,694
  4662. Is that okay, buddy?
  4663.  
  4664. 1060
  4665. 00:51:53,736 --> 00:51:54,862
  4666. Leave him alone.
  4667.  
  4668. 1061
  4669. 00:51:54,903 --> 00:51:58,073
  4670. Fine, you pop it back in.
  4671.  
  4672. 1062
  4673. 00:51:58,115 --> 00:51:59,950
  4674. Jess.
  4675.  
  4676. 1063
  4677. 00:51:59,992 --> 00:52:01,952
  4678. W-Wh--
  4679.  
  4680. 1064
  4681. 00:52:01,994 --> 00:52:04,121
  4682. It's okay, James.
  4683. Use your words.
  4684.  
  4685. 1065
  4686. 00:52:04,163 --> 00:52:05,998
  4687. Why would you come back?
  4688.  
  4689. 1066
  4690. 00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,083
  4691. Isn't it obvious?
  4692.  
  4693. 1067
  4694. 00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:09,918
  4695. 'Cause she's a good person,
  4696. dawg.
  4697.  
  4698. 1068
  4699. 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,046
  4700. What's she gonna do,
  4701. leave you here with me?
  4702.  
  4703. 1069
  4704. 00:52:12,087 --> 00:52:13,797
  4705. That's cold.
  4706.  
  4707. 1070
  4708. 00:52:16,842 --> 00:52:19,136
  4709. All right, we're gonna need
  4710. a few things --
  4711.  
  4712. 1071
  4713. 00:52:19,178 --> 00:52:21,138
  4714. painkillers, a sling,
  4715.  
  4716. 1072
  4717. 00:52:21,180 --> 00:52:24,016
  4718. and something wooden
  4719. for James to bite down onto.
  4720.  
  4721. 1073
  4722. 00:52:24,058 --> 00:52:25,768
  4723. Here's how we're gonna do this.
  4724.  
  4725. 1075
  4726. 00:52:32,900 --> 00:52:35,569
  4727. Hi, Bruno.
  4728. Hey, it's me -- Bruno.
  4729.  
  4730. 1076
  4731. 00:52:35,611 --> 00:52:38,364
  4732. Bruno, may I speak to Jess,
  4733. please?
  4734.  
  4735. 1077
  4736. 00:52:41,742 --> 00:52:44,036
  4737. It's for you.
  4738.  
  4739. 1078
  4740. 00:52:44,078 --> 00:52:46,163
  4741. Jess,
  4742. would you do me a favor?
  4743.  
  4744. 1079
  4745. 00:52:46,205 --> 00:52:47,998
  4746. Would you keep this on speaker?
  4747.  
  4748. 1080
  4749. 00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:50,542
  4750. And hum something for me
  4751. so I know you're there.
  4752.  
  4753. 1081
  4754. 00:52:55,005 --> 00:52:56,340
  4755. Can you hand me my purse?
  4756.  
  4757. 1082
  4758. 00:52:56,382 --> 00:52:58,342
  4759. I think it's wedged
  4760. between the seats.
  4761.  
  4762. 1083
  4763. 00:52:58,384 --> 00:53:00,803
  4764. Looks like you've got
  4765. some shoplifting to do.
  4766.  
  4767. 1084
  4768. 00:53:02,262 --> 00:53:03,722
  4769. Hop to.
  4770.  
  4771. 1085
  4772. 00:53:03,764 --> 00:53:06,475
  4773. James back here
  4774. isn't getting any healthier.
  4775.  
  4776. 1086
  4777. 00:53:12,690 --> 00:53:14,233
  4778. Oh, and Jess?
  4779.  
  4780. 1087
  4781. 00:53:14,274 --> 00:53:17,486
  4782. If you bring back any help,
  4783. I'll kill him.
  4784.  
  4785. 1089
  4786. 00:53:52,271 --> 00:53:54,565
  4787. Can I help you find
  4788. anything tonight, ma'am?
  4789.  
  4790. 1090
  4791. 00:53:54,606 --> 00:53:56,692
  4792. I...
  4793.  
  4794. 1091
  4795. 00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:03,031
  4796. Sorry, what are you saying?
  4797.  
  4798. 1092
  4799. 00:54:04,116 --> 00:54:05,492
  4800. I'm okay, thank you.
  4801.  
  4802. 1093
  4803. 00:54:05,534 --> 00:54:06,618
  4804. Okay.
  4805.  
  4806. 1096
  4807. 00:54:13,125 --> 00:54:16,712
  4808. Someone is taking
  4809. her sweet time.
  4810.  
  4811. 1097
  4812. 00:54:18,380 --> 00:54:19,965
  4813. At least she could've done us
  4814. the courtesy
  4815.  
  4816. 1098
  4817. 00:54:20,007 --> 00:54:22,176
  4818. of closing the door.
  4819.  
  4820. 1099
  4821. 00:54:22,217 --> 00:54:24,136
  4822. It's chilly.
  4823.  
  4824. 1100
  4825. 00:54:33,937 --> 00:54:35,439
  4826. The body of a man
  4827.  
  4828. 1101
  4829. 00:54:35,481 --> 00:54:37,232
  4830. found in Hollywood
  4831. earlier this evening
  4832.  
  4833. 1102
  4834. 00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:40,736
  4835. has been identified
  4836. as 31-year-old Bruno Anthony.
  4837.  
  4838. 1103
  4839. 00:54:40,778 --> 00:54:43,280
  4840. Anthony was
  4841. a respected club promoter
  4842.  
  4843. 1104
  4844. 00:54:43,322 --> 00:54:45,657
  4845. in the Los Angeles
  4846. nightlife community.
  4847.  
  4848. 1105
  4849. 00:54:45,699 --> 00:54:48,285
  4850. Friends are still in shock
  4851. at the vicious murder,
  4852.  
  4853. 1106
  4854. 00:54:48,327 --> 00:54:50,245
  4855. which the LAPD have determined
  4856.  
  4857. 1107
  4858. 00:54:50,287 --> 00:54:52,706
  4859. was the result
  4860. of blunt force trauma.
  4861.  
  4862. 1108
  4863. 00:54:52,748 --> 00:54:55,375
  4864. Anthony's body was found
  4865. inside the Hollywood apartment
  4866.  
  4867. 1109
  4868. 00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:58,295
  4869. that he shared with
  4870. his fiancée, Gwyneth Cassidy.
  4871.  
  4872. 1110
  4873. 00:54:58,337 --> 00:55:01,465
  4874. Before his death, Anthony
  4875. announced his recent engagement
  4876.  
  4877. 1111
  4878. 00:55:01,507 --> 00:55:04,259
  4879. to the woman he called
  4880. "the love of his life."
  4881.  
  4882. 1112
  4883. 00:55:04,301 --> 00:55:07,179
  4884. The couple posted
  4885. this picture to social media,
  4886.  
  4887. 1113
  4888. 00:55:07,221 --> 00:55:09,389
  4889. a snapshot of how
  4890. he lived his life,
  4891.  
  4892. 1114
  4893. 00:55:09,431 --> 00:55:11,683
  4894. friends said, always smiling.
  4895.  
  4896. 1116
  4897. 00:55:19,399 --> 00:55:24,029
  4898. Hey, it was brave,
  4899. what you did back there.
  4900.  
  4901. 1117
  4902. 00:55:24,071 --> 00:55:27,282
  4903. Misguided, but brave.
  4904.  
  4905. 1118
  4906. 00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:29,576
  4907. Why, man?
  4908.  
  4909. 1119
  4910. 00:55:29,618 --> 00:55:30,953
  4911. Tell me
  4912. that's not your question.
  4913.  
  4914. 1120
  4915. 00:55:30,994 --> 00:55:33,413
  4916. Why are you
  4917. really doing this?
  4918.  
  4919. 1121
  4920. 00:55:33,455 --> 00:55:38,877
  4921. "Some men just want
  4922. to watch the world burn.”
  4923.  
  4924. 1122
  4925. 00:55:38,919 --> 00:55:40,128
  4926. That's from "The Dark Knight."
  4927.  
  4928. 1123
  4929. 00:55:40,170 --> 00:55:41,797
  4930. Yeah, I got
  4931. the fucking referencing.
  4932.  
  4933. 1124
  4934. 00:55:41,839 --> 00:55:43,841
  4935. I want to help you, man.
  4936.  
  4937. 1125
  4938. 00:55:43,882 --> 00:55:45,926
  4939. I don't know.
  4940. Why does anybody do anything?
  4941.  
  4942. 1126
  4943. 00:55:45,968 --> 00:55:48,011
  4944. What the fuck
  4945. is taking her so long?
  4946.  
  4947. 1127
  4948. 00:55:48,053 --> 00:55:49,596
  4949. Do you really know
  4950. what to do about this?
  4951.  
  4952. 1128
  4953. 00:55:49,638 --> 00:55:52,766
  4954. You'll drink something,
  4955. I'll pop it back in.
  4956.  
  4957. 1129
  4958. 00:55:52,808 --> 00:55:54,726
  4959. It'll be chill.
  4960.  
  4961. 1130
  4962. 00:55:54,768 --> 00:55:56,103
  4963. Ish.
  4964.  
  4965. 1131
  4966. 00:55:56,144 --> 00:55:58,021
  4967. Just don't pick a fight
  4968. with me again.
  4969.  
  4970. 1132
  4971. 00:55:58,063 --> 00:56:00,315
  4972. That's a losing proposition.
  4973.  
  4974. 1133
  4975. 00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:01,650
  4976. Hey, don't touch him.
  4977.  
  4978. 1134
  4979. 00:56:01,692 --> 00:56:05,946
  4980. Give me the phone.
  4981. Get in the front.
  4982.  
  4983. 1135
  4984. 00:56:05,988 --> 00:56:07,197
  4985. Scooch.
  4986.  
  4987. 1137
  4988. 00:56:11,660 --> 00:56:13,704
  4989. Wash those down with that.
  4990.  
  4991. 1138
  4992. 00:56:14,788 --> 00:56:17,457
  4993. Tastes even better
  4994. when it's free, right?
  4995.  
  4996. 1139
  4997. 00:56:19,585 --> 00:56:23,297
  4998. I think we all earned
  4999. a nice milkshake for ourselves.
  5000.  
  5001. 1140
  5002. 00:56:23,338 --> 00:56:24,840
  5003. But nothing's gonna be --
  5004.  
  5005. 1141
  5006. 00:56:24,882 --> 00:56:28,260
  5007. There's a Jack in the Box
  5008. at the end of Sunset.
  5009.  
  5010. 1142
  5011. 00:56:28,302 --> 00:56:30,429
  5012. You ready, brother?
  5013.  
  5014. 1143
  5015. 00:56:31,513 --> 00:56:32,764
  5016. I want to kill you.
  5017.  
  5018. 1144
  5019. 00:56:32,806 --> 00:56:35,142
  5020. Who are you kidding?
  5021.  
  5022. 1145
  5023. 00:56:35,183 --> 00:56:37,436
  5024. You're a good person, dog.
  5025.  
  5026. 1146
  5027. 00:56:38,854 --> 00:56:40,772
  5028. I shot the clerk
  5029. in the liquor store.
  5030.  
  5031. 1147
  5032. 00:56:41,982 --> 00:56:43,525
  5033. What?
  5034.  
  5035. 1148
  5036. 00:56:43,567 --> 00:56:46,778
  5037. You shouldn't have
  5038. come back for me.
  5039.  
  5040. 1149
  5041. 00:56:46,820 --> 00:56:48,488
  5042. James, that's very gallant,
  5043.  
  5044. 1150
  5045. 00:56:48,530 --> 00:56:52,117
  5046. but for the time being,
  5047. open your mouth.
  5048.  
  5049. 1151
  5050. 00:56:52,159 --> 00:56:54,870
  5051. Open.
  5052. You'll thank me later.
  5053.  
  5054. 1152
  5055. 00:56:54,912 --> 00:56:56,705
  5056. Fuck! Oh!
  5057.  
  5058. 1153
  5059. 00:56:56,747 --> 00:57:00,000
  5060. Three, two, one.
  5061.  
  5062. 1155
  5063. 00:57:07,174 --> 00:57:10,302
  5064. Jess, remember when you
  5065. told us you could sing?
  5066.  
  5067. 1156
  5068. 00:57:10,344 --> 00:57:12,220
  5069. Give us a song.
  5070.  
  5071. 1157
  5072. 00:57:12,262 --> 00:57:15,265
  5073. James back here
  5074. is looking pretty grim.
  5075.  
  5076. 1158
  5077. 00:57:15,307 --> 00:57:17,517
  5078. - He could use some cheering up.
  5079. - No.
  5080.  
  5081. 1160
  5082. 00:57:21,146 --> 00:57:22,814
  5083. Do you know any jazz?
  5084.  
  5085. 1161
  5086. 00:57:31,073 --> 00:57:32,824
  5087. ♪ I got the blues ♪
  5088.  
  5089. 1162
  5090. 00:57:32,866 --> 00:57:36,703
  5091. ♪ I feel so lonely ♪
  5092.  
  5093. 1163
  5094. 00:57:36,745 --> 00:57:42,459
  5095. ♪ I'd give the world
  5096. if I could only ♪
  5097.  
  5098. 1164
  5099. 00:57:42,501 --> 00:57:46,713
  5100. ♪ Make you understand ♪
  5101.  
  5102. 1165
  5103. 00:57:46,755 --> 00:57:51,009
  5104. ♪ It surely would be grand ♪
  5105.  
  5106. 1166
  5107. 00:57:51,051 --> 00:57:57,808
  5108. ♪ Baby, won't you please
  5109. come home? ♪
  5110.  
  5111. 1167
  5112. 00:57:57,849 --> 00:58:02,562
  5113. ♪ Baby, won't you please
  5114. come home? ♪
  5115.  
  5116. 1168
  5117. 00:58:02,604 --> 00:58:07,109
  5118. ♪ I have tried in vain ♪
  5119.  
  5120. 1169
  5121. 00:58:07,150 --> 00:58:13,448
  5122. ♪ Nevermore to call your name ♪
  5123.  
  5124. 1170
  5125. 00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:17,786
  5126. ♪ When you left,
  5127. you broke my heart ♪
  5128.  
  5129. 1171
  5130. 00:58:17,828 --> 00:58:22,124
  5131. ♪ I never thought
  5132. we'd be apart ♪
  5133.  
  5134. 1172
  5135. 00:58:22,165 --> 00:58:25,377
  5136. ♪ Every hour in the day ♪
  5137.  
  5138. 1173
  5139. 00:58:25,419 --> 00:58:29,464
  5140. ♪ You will hear me say ♪
  5141.  
  5142. 1174
  5143. 00:58:29,506 --> 00:58:35,345
  5144. ♪ Baby, won't you please
  5145. come home? ♪
  5146.  
  5147. 1175
  5148. 00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:40,267
  5149. Brava.
  5150.  
  5151. 1176
  5152. 00:58:40,308 --> 00:58:42,602
  5153. Bravissima.
  5154.  
  5155. 1177
  5156. 00:58:42,644 --> 00:58:44,312
  5157. James,
  5158. aren't you gonna applaud?
  5159.  
  5160. 1178
  5161. 00:58:44,354 --> 00:58:46,064
  5162. Bruno, will you please
  5163. just stop?
  5164.  
  5165. 1179
  5166. 00:58:46,106 --> 00:58:48,567
  5167. James, you of all people know
  5168. how important applause is.
  5169.  
  5170. 1180
  5171. 00:58:48,608 --> 00:58:51,403
  5172. Come on, man.
  5173. Go on.
  5174.  
  5175. 1181
  5176. 00:58:51,445 --> 00:58:53,488
  5177. Ovate.
  5178.  
  5179. 1183
  5180. 00:58:57,784 --> 00:59:00,203
  5181. Yes! Yes.
  5182.  
  5183. 1184
  5184. 00:59:06,793 --> 00:59:08,587
  5185. Welcome to Jack in the Box.
  5186. My name is Shawn.
  5187.  
  5188. 1185
  5189. 00:59:08,628 --> 00:59:10,630
  5190. Can I interest you
  5191. in our late-night
  5192.  
  5193. 1186
  5194. 00:59:10,672 --> 00:59:12,507
  5195. stacked grilled cheeseburger
  5196. munchie meal tonight?
  5197.  
  5198. 1187
  5199. 00:59:12,549 --> 00:59:14,134
  5200. Well, I don't know, Shawn.
  5201.  
  5202. 1188
  5203. 00:59:14,176 --> 00:59:15,594
  5204. Why don't you walk me through
  5205. the late-night
  5206.  
  5207. 1189
  5208. 00:59:15,635 --> 00:59:17,012
  5209. grilled stacked cheeseburger
  5210. munchie meal.
  5211.  
  5212. 1190
  5213. 00:59:17,054 --> 00:59:18,847
  5214. It's our signature
  5215. sourdough Jack
  5216.  
  5217. 1191
  5218. 00:59:18,889 --> 00:59:20,599
  5219. with a grilled cheese on top,
  5220. served with two tacos,
  5221.  
  5222. 1192
  5223. 00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:22,225
  5224. halfsies curly
  5225. and regular fries,
  5226.  
  5227. 1193
  5228. 00:59:22,267 --> 00:59:23,894
  5229. and a 20-ounce drink
  5230. for $6.10 before tax.
  5231.  
  5232. 1194
  5233. 00:59:23,935 --> 00:59:26,354
  5234. $6.10 before tax?
  5235. Sign me up, Shawn.
  5236.  
  5237. 1195
  5238. 00:59:26,396 --> 00:59:27,564
  5239. What kind of drink
  5240. would you like with that?
  5241.  
  5242. 1196
  5243. 00:59:27,606 --> 00:59:28,607
  5244. Let's do a Dr Pepper.
  5245.  
  5246. 1197
  5247. 00:59:28,648 --> 00:59:30,067
  5248. Will that be all tonight?
  5249.  
  5250. 1198
  5251. 00:59:30,108 --> 00:59:32,194
  5252. Fuck no! Sorry, Shawn.
  5253. Pardon my language.
  5254.  
  5255. 1199
  5256. 00:59:32,235 --> 00:59:33,820
  5257. You're not religious
  5258. or anything, are you?
  5259.  
  5260. 1200
  5261. 00:59:33,862 --> 00:59:35,989
  5262. Anyway, I'm gonna get
  5263. some chicken nuggets
  5264.  
  5265. 1201
  5266. 00:59:36,031 --> 00:59:37,574
  5267. for my friend Jess in here.
  5268.  
  5269. 1202
  5270. 00:59:37,616 --> 00:59:39,284
  5271. Would you like the meal
  5272. or just the nuggets?
  5273.  
  5274. 1203
  5275. 00:59:39,326 --> 00:59:41,703
  5276. You know, fuck it, let's get her
  5277. some jalapeno poppers too.
  5278.  
  5279. 1204
  5280. 00:59:41,745 --> 00:59:42,996
  5281. Will that be all tonight?
  5282.  
  5283. 1205
  5284. 00:59:43,038 --> 00:59:44,998
  5285. You just asked that, and no.
  5286.  
  5287. 1206
  5288. 00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:47,209
  5289. I'd like to get my friend James
  5290. something as well.
  5291.  
  5292. 1207
  5293. 00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:49,086
  5294. James, what would you like?
  5295.  
  5296. 1208
  5297. 00:59:49,127 --> 00:59:51,505
  5298. He is gonna have
  5299. a vanilla milkshake,
  5300.  
  5301. 1209
  5302. 00:59:51,546 --> 00:59:53,381
  5303. please and thank you, Shawn.
  5304.  
  5305. 1210
  5306. 01:00:07,896 --> 01:00:10,190
  5307. How are those nuggets, Jess?
  5308.  
  5309. 1211
  5310. 01:00:10,232 --> 01:00:11,983
  5311. It was always my favorite
  5312. in high school --
  5313.  
  5314. 1212
  5315. 01:00:12,025 --> 01:00:14,861
  5316. get high, come up here.
  5317.  
  5318. 1213
  5319. 01:00:14,903 --> 01:00:17,531
  5320. Chicken nuggets.
  5321.  
  5322. 1214
  5323. 01:00:17,572 --> 01:00:22,035
  5324. And a Dr Pepper and curly fries.
  5325.  
  5326. 1215
  5327. 01:00:22,077 --> 01:00:23,912
  5328. That was the order.
  5329.  
  5330. 1216
  5331. 01:00:23,954 --> 01:00:26,540
  5332. That was perfection.
  5333.  
  5334. 1217
  5335. 01:00:29,668 --> 01:00:31,419
  5336. Still mad at your friend James?
  5337.  
  5338. 1218
  5339. 01:00:33,088 --> 01:00:35,090
  5340. He's no killer.
  5341.  
  5342. 1219
  5343. 01:00:35,132 --> 01:00:37,759
  5344. What the fuck
  5345. are you even talking about?
  5346.  
  5347. 1220
  5348. 01:00:37,801 --> 01:00:41,721
  5349. We watched. That shot came
  5350. from behind the counter, man.
  5351.  
  5352. 1221
  5353. 01:00:41,763 --> 01:00:45,267
  5354. Probably some paranoid,
  5355. trigger-happy NRA dickface
  5356.  
  5357. 1222
  5358. 01:00:45,308 --> 01:00:47,018
  5359. with lousy aim.
  5360.  
  5361. 1223
  5362. 01:00:47,060 --> 01:00:49,020
  5363. Lucky James.
  5364.  
  5365. 1224
  5366. 01:00:49,062 --> 01:00:51,690
  5367. Why would you lie about that?
  5368.  
  5369. 1225
  5370. 01:00:51,731 --> 01:00:56,111
  5371. Probably to make me think
  5372. he's capable of killing me.
  5373.  
  5374. 1226
  5375. 01:00:56,153 --> 01:00:58,780
  5376. I don't know.
  5377.  
  5378. 1227
  5379. 01:00:58,822 --> 01:01:00,740
  5380. Can't shit a shitter, James.
  5381.  
  5382. 1228
  5383. 01:01:00,782 --> 01:01:05,829
  5384. These fucking fries
  5385. are amazing.
  5386.  
  5387. 1229
  5388. 01:01:08,498 --> 01:01:10,750
  5389. James, how's that shake, dude?
  5390.  
  5391. 1230
  5392. 01:01:11,918 --> 01:01:14,087
  5393. I'm just kidding.
  5394. I don't care.
  5395.  
  5396. 1231
  5397. 01:01:14,129 --> 01:01:16,381
  5398. Let's roll, shall we?
  5399.  
  5400. 1232
  5401. 01:01:16,423 --> 01:01:20,594
  5402. James,
  5403. please enter a destination.
  5404.  
  5405. 1233
  5406. 01:01:20,635 --> 01:01:22,262
  5407. Where to, Bruno?
  5408.  
  5409. 1234
  5410. 01:01:22,304 --> 01:01:25,056
  5411. Top of Monument,
  5412. right off Sunset.
  5413.  
  5414. 1235
  5415. 01:01:25,098 --> 01:01:27,017
  5416. All the way to the dead end.
  5417.  
  5418. 1236
  5419. 01:01:28,852 --> 01:01:31,146
  5420. What's there?
  5421.  
  5422. 1237
  5423. 01:01:31,188 --> 01:01:33,982
  5424. A hot tub, obviously.
  5425.  
  5426. 1238
  5427. 01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:36,026
  5428. Please follow
  5429. the highlighted route.
  5430.  
  5431. 1239
  5432. 01:01:36,067 --> 01:01:38,403
  5433. Honestly, you guys,
  5434. I'm feeling a little guilty
  5435.  
  5436. 1240
  5437. 01:01:38,445 --> 01:01:39,696
  5438. because you both shared
  5439.  
  5440. 1241
  5441. 01:01:39,738 --> 01:01:41,740
  5442. some really profound shit
  5443. with me earlier.
  5444.  
  5445. 1242
  5446. 01:01:41,781 --> 01:01:43,783
  5447. So I want to share something
  5448. with the both of you,
  5449.  
  5450. 1243
  5451. 01:01:43,825 --> 01:01:47,037
  5452. something that's always
  5453. meant a lot to me.
  5454.  
  5455. 1244
  5456. 01:01:47,078 --> 01:01:49,080
  5457. But I can't do it alone.
  5458.  
  5459. 1245
  5460. 01:01:49,122 --> 01:01:50,916
  5461. There's gonna be some
  5462. chorus shit that you have to do.
  5463.  
  5464. 1246
  5465. 01:01:50,957 --> 01:01:52,375
  5466. You'll figure it out.
  5467.  
  5468. 1247
  5469. 01:01:52,417 --> 01:01:55,879
  5470. Now, usually I don't do this,
  5471. but, uh,
  5472.  
  5473. 1248
  5474. 01:01:55,921 --> 01:01:57,380
  5475. go ahead and break 'em off
  5476.  
  5477. 1249
  5478. 01:01:57,422 --> 01:01:59,007
  5479. with a little preview
  5480. of the remix.
  5481.  
  5482. 1250
  5483. 01:01:59,049 --> 01:02:00,800
  5484. ♪ Now, I'm not trying
  5485. to be rude ♪
  5486.  
  5487. 1251
  5488. 01:02:00,842 --> 01:02:02,385
  5489. ♪ But, hey, pretty girl
  5490. I'm feeling you ♪
  5491.  
  5492. 1252
  5493. 01:02:02,427 --> 01:02:04,387
  5494. ♪ The way
  5495. you do the things you do ♪
  5496.  
  5497. 1253
  5498. 01:02:04,429 --> 01:02:06,264
  5499. ♪ Reminds me of my Lexus coupe ♪
  5500.  
  5501. 1254
  5502. 01:02:06,306 --> 01:02:08,308
  5503. ♪ That's why I'm all up
  5504. in your grill ♪
  5505.  
  5506. 1255
  5507. 01:02:08,350 --> 01:02:09,559
  5508. ♪ Trying to get you to a hotel ♪
  5509.  
  5510. 1256
  5511. 01:02:09,601 --> 01:02:11,311
  5512. ♪ You must be a football coach ♪
  5513.  
  5514. 1257
  5515. 01:02:11,353 --> 01:02:13,313
  5516. ♪ The way you got me
  5517. playing the field ♪
  5518.  
  5519. 1258
  5520. 01:02:13,355 --> 01:02:15,106
  5521. - ♪ So, baby, give me that ♪
  5522. - ♪ Toot toot ♪
  5523.  
  5524. 1259
  5525. 01:02:15,148 --> 01:02:16,983
  5526. - ♪ Let me give you that ♪
  5527. - ♪ Beep beep ♪
  5528.  
  5529. 1260
  5530. 01:02:17,025 --> 01:02:18,860
  5531. ♪ Running her hands
  5532. through my fro ♪
  5533.  
  5534. 1261
  5535. 01:02:18,902 --> 01:02:20,654
  5536. ♪ Bouncing on twenty fo's ♪
  5537.  
  5538. 1262
  5539. 01:02:20,695 --> 01:02:22,530
  5540. Come on, fuckers, sing it.
  5541.  
  5542. 1263
  5543. 01:02:22,572 --> 01:02:24,366
  5544. ♪ It's the remix to "Ignition" ♪
  5545.  
  5546. 1264
  5547. 01:02:24,407 --> 01:02:25,992
  5548. ♪ Hot and fresh
  5549. out the kitchen ♪
  5550.  
  5551. 1265
  5552. 01:02:26,034 --> 01:02:27,619
  5553. ♪ Mama rolling that body ♪
  5554.  
  5555. 1266
  5556. 01:02:27,661 --> 01:02:29,663
  5557. ♪ Got every man in here
  5558. wishing ♪
  5559.  
  5560. 1267
  5561. 01:02:29,704 --> 01:02:31,665
  5562. ♪ Sipping on Coke and rum ♪
  5563.  
  5564. 1268
  5565. 01:02:31,706 --> 01:02:33,291
  5566. ♪ I'm like, so what I'm drunk. ♪
  5567.  
  5568. 1269
  5569. 01:02:33,333 --> 01:02:35,001
  5570. ♪ It's the freaking weekend ♪
  5571.  
  5572. 1270
  5573. 01:02:35,043 --> 01:02:37,420
  5574. ♪ Baby, I'm about to
  5575. have me some fun ♪
  5576.  
  5577. 1271
  5578. 01:02:37,462 --> 01:02:39,422
  5579. ♪ Bounce, bounce, bounce ♪
  5580.  
  5581. 1272
  5582. 01:02:39,464 --> 01:02:41,341
  5583. ♪ Bounce, bounce,
  5584. bounce, bounce ♪
  5585.  
  5586. 1273
  5587. 01:02:41,383 --> 01:02:42,384
  5588. ♪ Bounce, bounce, bounce ♪
  5589.  
  5590. 1274
  5591. 01:02:42,425 --> 01:02:44,010
  5592. ♪ Come on ♪
  5593.  
  5594. 1275
  5595. 01:02:44,052 --> 01:02:46,012
  5596. ♪ It's like
  5597. "Murder, She Wrote" ♪
  5598.  
  5599. 1276
  5600. 01:02:46,054 --> 01:02:47,722
  5601. ♪ Once I get you
  5602. out them clothes ♪
  5603.  
  5604. 1277
  5605. 01:02:47,764 --> 01:02:49,516
  5606. ♪ "Privacy” is on the door ♪
  5607.  
  5608. 1278
  5609. 01:02:49,557 --> 01:02:51,309
  5610. ♪ But still they can hear you
  5611. screaming more ♪
  5612.  
  5613. 1279
  5614. 01:02:51,351 --> 01:02:53,228
  5615. ♪ Girl, I'm feeling
  5616. what you're feeling ♪
  5617.  
  5618. 1280
  5619. 01:02:53,270 --> 01:02:55,230
  5620. ♪ No more hoping and wishing ♪
  5621.  
  5622. 1281
  5623. 01:02:55,272 --> 01:02:58,275
  5624. ♪ I'm bout to take my key
  5625. and stick it in the ignition ♪
  5626.  
  5627. 1282
  5628. 01:02:58,316 --> 01:03:00,068
  5629. - ♪ So give me that ♪
  5630. - ♪ Toot toot ♪
  5631.  
  5632. 1283
  5633. 01:03:00,110 --> 01:03:02,195
  5634. - ♪ Let me give you that ♪
  5635. - ♪ Beep beep ♪
  5636.  
  5637. 1284
  5638. 01:03:02,237 --> 01:03:04,155
  5639. ♪ Running her hands
  5640. through my fro ♪
  5641.  
  5642. 1285
  5643. 01:03:04,197 --> 01:03:06,032
  5644. ♪ Bouncing on 24s ♪
  5645.  
  5646. 1286
  5647. 01:03:06,074 --> 01:03:07,701
  5648. ♪ While they say
  5649. on the radio ♪
  5650.  
  5651. 1287
  5652. 01:03:07,742 --> 01:03:09,536
  5653. ♪ It's the remix to "Ignition" ♪
  5654.  
  5655. 1288
  5656. 01:03:09,577 --> 01:03:11,204
  5657. ♪ Hot and fresh
  5658. out the kitchen ♪
  5659.  
  5660. 1289
  5661. 01:03:11,246 --> 01:03:12,998
  5662. ♪ Mama rolling that body ♪
  5663.  
  5664. 1290
  5665. 01:03:13,039 --> 01:03:14,499
  5666. ♪ Got every man in here
  5667. wishing ♪
  5668.  
  5669. 1291
  5670. 01:03:14,541 --> 01:03:16,835
  5671. ♪ Sipping on Coke and rum ♪
  5672.  
  5673. 1292
  5674. 01:03:16,876 --> 01:03:18,420
  5675. ♪ I'm like, so what I'm drunk ♪
  5676.  
  5677. 1293
  5678. 01:03:18,461 --> 01:03:20,130
  5679. ♪ It's the freaking weekend ♪
  5680.  
  5681. 1294
  5682. 01:03:20,171 --> 01:03:22,465
  5683. ♪ Baby, I'm about to
  5684. have me some fun ♪
  5685.  
  5686. 1295
  5687. 01:03:22,507 --> 01:03:25,760
  5688. ♪ Cristal popping
  5689. in the stretch Navigator ♪
  5690.  
  5691. 1296
  5692. 01:03:25,802 --> 01:03:29,097
  5693. ♪ We got food everywhere,
  5694. as if the party was catered ♪
  5695.  
  5696. 1297
  5697. 01:03:29,139 --> 01:03:31,558
  5698. ♪ We got fellas to my left ♪
  5699.  
  5700. 1298
  5701. 01:03:31,599 --> 01:03:33,685
  5702. ♪ Honeys on my right ♪
  5703.  
  5704. 1299
  5705. 01:03:33,727 --> 01:03:36,938
  5706. ♪ You bring 'em both together,
  5707. we got chilling all night ♪
  5708.  
  5709. 1300
  5710. 01:03:36,980 --> 01:03:40,442
  5711. ♪ Then after the show,
  5712. it's the after-party ♪
  5713.  
  5714. 1301
  5715. 01:03:40,483 --> 01:03:44,154
  5716. ♪ And after the party,
  5717. it's the hotel lobby ♪
  5718.  
  5719. 1302
  5720. 01:03:44,195 --> 01:03:47,574
  5721. ♪ Around about 4:00
  5722. you got to clear the lobby ♪
  5723.  
  5724. 1303
  5725. 01:03:47,615 --> 01:03:49,576
  5726. ♪ You can take it
  5727. to your room and... ♪
  5728.  
  5729. 1304
  5730. 01:03:49,617 --> 01:03:51,119
  5731. - Ash!
  5732.  
  5733. 1305
  5734. 01:03:52,996 --> 01:03:55,332
  5735. You have reached
  5736. your destination.
  5737.  
  5738. 1306
  5739. 01:03:55,373 --> 01:03:58,043
  5740. We hope you had
  5741. a safe and pleasant ride.
  5742.  
  5743. 1308
  5744. 01:04:00,295 --> 01:04:01,713
  5745. You okay?
  5746.  
  5747. 1309
  5748. 01:04:01,755 --> 01:04:03,089
  5749. Yeah.
  5750.  
  5751. 1310
  5752. 01:04:04,549 --> 01:04:06,259
  5753. You got to be
  5754. fucking kidding me.
  5755.  
  5756. 1311
  5757. 01:04:06,301 --> 01:04:08,136
  5758. Go, go.
  5759.  
  5760. 1312
  5761. 01:04:08,178 --> 01:04:11,097
  5762. The house.
  5763. We got to go for the house.
  5764.  
  5765. 1313
  5766. 01:04:17,771 --> 01:04:20,023
  5767. - James, hurry.
  5768. - Hold on. Hey.
  5769.  
  5770. 1314
  5771. 01:04:20,065 --> 01:04:22,859
  5772. - Hold on.
  5773. - Fuck, he's getting out.
  5774.  
  5775. 1315
  5776. 01:04:25,779 --> 01:04:27,947
  5777. Hey.
  5778.  
  5779. 1316
  5780. 01:04:27,989 --> 01:04:30,575
  5781. Open the damn door!
  5782.  
  5783. 1317
  5784. 01:04:30,617 --> 01:04:32,035
  5785. Hey, come on,
  5786. open the fucking door.
  5787.  
  5788. 1318
  5789. 01:04:32,077 --> 01:04:34,079
  5790. - Come on. James. James.
  5791. - Somebody help us.
  5792.  
  5793. 1319
  5794. 01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:35,830
  5795. Come on.
  5796. Let's go. Let's go.
  5797.  
  5798. 1320
  5799. 01:04:41,044 --> 01:04:42,045
  5800. James.
  5801.  
  5802. 1321
  5803. 01:04:45,548 --> 01:04:47,133
  5804. Oh, fuck.
  5805.  
  5806. 1322
  5807. 01:04:48,593 --> 01:04:49,844
  5808. James!
  5809.  
  5810. 1323
  5811. 01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:52,180
  5812. The pool.
  5813. We need to get in the pool.
  5814.  
  5815. 1324
  5816. 01:04:56,851 --> 01:04:58,186
  5817. Oh, it's a bad idea.
  5818.  
  5819. 1325
  5820. 01:04:58,228 --> 01:05:00,730
  5821. - We don't have time.
  5822. - Fuck this thing.
  5823.  
  5824. 1327
  5825. 01:05:19,707 --> 01:05:21,084
  5826. I'm really sorry.
  5827.  
  5828. 1328
  5829. 01:05:21,126 --> 01:05:22,794
  5830. It's okay.
  5831.  
  5832. 1329
  5833. 01:06:03,001 --> 01:06:04,711
  5834. Let there be...
  5835.  
  5836. 1331
  5837. 01:06:14,512 --> 01:06:16,890
  5838. I told you
  5839. we were going to a hot tub.
  5840.  
  5841. 1332
  5842. 01:06:16,931 --> 01:06:18,266
  5843. Get out.
  5844.  
  5845. 1333
  5846. 01:06:24,481 --> 01:06:25,648
  5847. James...
  5848.  
  5849. 1334
  5850. 01:06:27,233 --> 01:06:28,943
  5851. You can end the ride now.
  5852.  
  5853. 1335
  5854. 01:06:30,278 --> 01:06:31,821
  5855. This is our destination.
  5856.  
  5857. 1336
  5858. 01:06:37,911 --> 01:06:40,580
  5859. I'll be sure to give you
  5860. five stars in my review.
  5861.  
  5862. 1337
  5863. 01:06:40,622 --> 01:06:42,874
  5864. What do you want from us?
  5865.  
  5866. 1340
  5867. 01:06:47,795 --> 01:06:50,715
  5868. To do just what you said,
  5869.  
  5870. 1341
  5871. 01:06:50,757 --> 01:06:52,926
  5872. for God's sake.
  5873.  
  5874. 1342
  5875. 01:06:52,967 --> 01:06:56,095
  5876. Let us sit upon the ground
  5877.  
  5878. 1343
  5879. 01:06:56,137 --> 01:07:01,309
  5880. and tell sad stories
  5881. of the death of kings.
  5882.  
  5883. 1344
  5884. 01:07:01,351 --> 01:07:03,269
  5885. Strip.
  5886.  
  5887. 1345
  5888. 01:07:03,311 --> 01:07:05,897
  5889. Bruno, come on, man.
  5890.  
  5891. 1346
  5892. 01:07:05,939 --> 01:07:08,233
  5893. You wanted to get
  5894. in the hot tub, right?
  5895.  
  5896. 1347
  5897. 01:07:08,274 --> 01:07:11,444
  5898. I mean, that's why we're here,
  5899. isn't it?
  5900.  
  5901. 1348
  5902. 01:07:11,486 --> 01:07:12,487
  5903. I want to go home.
  5904.  
  5905. 1349
  5906. 01:07:12,529 --> 01:07:14,822
  5907. Don't tell me to let you go
  5908.  
  5909. 1350
  5910. 01:07:14,864 --> 01:07:16,866
  5911. or that
  5912. I'm making you stay here
  5913.  
  5914. 1351
  5915. 01:07:16,908 --> 01:07:20,078
  5916. or whatever other fake-ass
  5917. bullshit you tell yourself
  5918.  
  5919. 1352
  5920. 01:07:20,119 --> 01:07:24,165
  5921. to justify your fundamentally
  5922. unsatisfying existence.
  5923.  
  5924. 1353
  5925. 01:07:24,207 --> 01:07:25,708
  5926. Because frankly...
  5927.  
  5928. 1354
  5929. 01:07:27,377 --> 01:07:28,586
  5930. ...won't buy it.
  5931.  
  5932. 1355
  5933. 01:07:30,421 --> 01:07:36,594
  5934. Now, take off your clothes
  5935. and get in the fucking hot tub.
  5936.  
  5937. 1356
  5938. 01:07:36,636 --> 01:07:38,555
  5939. Off.
  5940.  
  5941. 1357
  5942. 01:07:56,531 --> 01:07:58,616
  5943. We have to get the gun.
  5944.  
  5945. 1358
  5946. 01:08:08,585 --> 01:08:11,588
  5947. Damn, bro.
  5948. You work out?
  5949.  
  5950. 1359
  5951. 01:08:11,629 --> 01:08:14,257
  5952. You too, Jess.
  5953.  
  5954. 1360
  5955. 01:08:32,567 --> 01:08:34,527
  5956. Bellissima.
  5957.  
  5958. 1361
  5959. 01:08:34,569 --> 01:08:36,779
  5960. James, you ever kind of wish
  5961. you were ltalian?
  5962.  
  5963. 1362
  5964. 01:08:36,821 --> 01:08:40,325
  5965. Those guys get to say whatever
  5966. they want about a woman's body,
  5967.  
  5968. 1363
  5969. 01:08:40,366 --> 01:08:42,076
  5970. and nobody bats an eye.
  5971.  
  5972. 1364
  5973. 01:08:42,118 --> 01:08:46,080
  5974. Now, get in
  5975. the fucking hot tub.
  5976.  
  5977. 1365
  5978. 01:09:13,816 --> 01:09:17,820
  5979. - I'm gonna take a swig of this.
  5980. - You're gonna need it.
  5981.  
  5982. 1366
  5983. 01:09:23,117 --> 01:09:24,369
  5984. What are you doing?
  5985.  
  5986. 1367
  5987. 01:09:26,079 --> 01:09:30,583
  5988. Oh, "something, something"
  5989. desperate times.
  5990.  
  5991. 1368
  5992. 01:09:30,625 --> 01:09:33,461
  5993. "Something, something”
  5994. desperate measures.
  5995.  
  5996. 1369
  5997. 01:09:33,503 --> 01:09:35,963
  5998. - I'm not desperate.
  5999. - Jessica.
  6000.  
  6001. 1370
  6002. 01:09:36,005 --> 01:09:39,008
  6003. Tonight you asked
  6004. your cab driver on a date.
  6005.  
  6006. 1371
  6007. 01:09:39,050 --> 01:09:41,844
  6008. Belittle me all you want, Bruno.
  6009.  
  6010. 1372
  6011. 01:09:41,886 --> 01:09:43,262
  6012. I'm not belittling you.
  6013.  
  6014. 1373
  6015. 01:09:43,304 --> 01:09:45,056
  6016. That's what you are.
  6017. You drive people around.
  6018.  
  6019. 1374
  6020. 01:09:45,098 --> 01:09:47,058
  6021. You offer them adorable
  6022. little bottles of water.
  6023.  
  6024. 1375
  6025. 01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:48,685
  6026. You do everything
  6027. in your power
  6028.  
  6029. 1376
  6030. 01:09:48,726 --> 01:09:51,312
  6031. to block the nagging voice
  6032. in your head that says,
  6033.  
  6034. 1377
  6035. 01:09:51,354 --> 01:09:53,981
  6036. "I will never be
  6037. anything other than this."
  6038.  
  6039. 1378
  6040. 01:09:54,023 --> 01:09:58,069
  6041. And until you acknowledge that,
  6042. you never will.
  6043.  
  6044. 1379
  6045. 01:09:58,111 --> 01:10:00,530
  6046. So is that what this is about?
  6047.  
  6048. 1380
  6049. 01:10:00,571 --> 01:10:02,907
  6050. You think you're
  6051. somehow helping us?
  6052.  
  6053. 1381
  6054. 01:10:02,949 --> 01:10:05,076
  6055. You're an amazing actor, James,
  6056.  
  6057. 1382
  6058. 01:10:05,118 --> 01:10:07,245
  6059. but no one's ever
  6060. gonna know that.
  6061.  
  6062. 1383
  6063. 01:10:07,286 --> 01:10:11,457
  6064. Because when the time
  6065. comes to act, you hesitate.
  6066.  
  6067. 1384
  6068. 01:10:11,499 --> 01:10:16,963
  6069. You told me you just wanted to
  6070. play Richard II before you die.
  6071.  
  6072. 1385
  6073. 01:10:17,004 --> 01:10:18,548
  6074. And now you're gonna kill me?
  6075.  
  6076. 1386
  6077. 01:10:18,589 --> 01:10:20,717
  6078. Don't be so banal.
  6079.  
  6080. 1387
  6081. 01:10:20,758 --> 01:10:23,845
  6082. Tonight isn't about dying.
  6083. It's about living.
  6084.  
  6085. 1389
  6086. 01:10:24,929 --> 01:10:26,764
  6087. If we make it to sunrise,
  6088.  
  6089. 1390
  6090. 01:10:26,806 --> 01:10:29,559
  6091. you will forever
  6092. look back on this night
  6093.  
  6094. 1391
  6095. 01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:33,312
  6096. and remember what it felt like
  6097. to be alive.
  6098.  
  6099. 1392
  6100. 01:10:33,354 --> 01:10:35,606
  6101. Now, you get to choose.
  6102.  
  6103. 1393
  6104. 01:10:35,648 --> 01:10:37,483
  6105. Who goes first?
  6106.  
  6107. 1394
  6108. 01:10:38,735 --> 01:10:40,695
  6109. You or her?
  6110.  
  6111. 1395
  6112. 01:10:40,737 --> 01:10:42,447
  6113. Me, Bruno.
  6114.  
  6115. 1396
  6116. 01:10:42,488 --> 01:10:44,615
  6117. - Fucking point your gun at me.
  6118. - Great.
  6119.  
  6120. 1397
  6121. 01:10:48,536 --> 01:10:50,163
  6122. Is this Gwyn's house?
  6123.  
  6124. 1398
  6125. 01:10:50,204 --> 01:10:52,582
  6126. What the fuck did you just say?
  6127.  
  6128. 1399
  6129. 01:10:52,623 --> 01:10:56,294
  6130. Bruno A.
  6131. stands for Bruno Anthony,
  6132.  
  6133. 1400
  6134. 01:10:56,335 --> 01:10:59,505
  6135. a dead club promoter
  6136. they found in Hollywood.
  6137.  
  6138. 1401
  6139. 01:10:59,547 --> 01:11:01,174
  6140. This guy
  6141. doesn't look dead to me.
  6142.  
  6143. 1402
  6144. 01:11:01,215 --> 01:11:03,843
  6145. I hope I don't look like
  6146. a fucking club promoter either.
  6147.  
  6148. 1403
  6149. 01:11:03,885 --> 01:11:07,263
  6150. They said he's survived
  6151. by his fiancée, Gwyneth.
  6152.  
  6153. 1404
  6154. 01:11:07,305 --> 01:11:10,725
  6155. You told us that you suffered
  6156. from a recent breakup.
  6157.  
  6158. 1405
  6159. 01:11:10,767 --> 01:11:12,977
  6160. I believe that.
  6161. That's not a lie.
  6162.  
  6163. 1406
  6164. 01:11:13,019 --> 01:11:14,854
  6165. No, the only thing
  6166. you lied about
  6167.  
  6168. 1407
  6169. 01:11:14,896 --> 01:11:16,856
  6170. is how long ago
  6171. it actually happened.
  6172.  
  6173. 1408
  6174. 01:11:20,151 --> 01:11:22,111
  6175. Go on, Bruno, use your words.
  6176.  
  6177. 1409
  6178. 01:11:27,742 --> 01:11:29,076
  6179. Get out of the tub!
  6180.  
  6181. 1410
  6182. 01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:36,959
  6183. I knew it.
  6184.  
  6185. 1411
  6186. 01:11:37,001 --> 01:11:38,669
  6187. Hey, hey,
  6188. don't you fucking move, man!
  6189.  
  6190. 1412
  6191. 01:11:38,711 --> 01:11:41,339
  6192. - I knew I could get you to do...
  6193. - Don't listen to him.
  6194.  
  6195. 1413
  6196. 01:11:41,380 --> 01:11:42,757
  6197. ...anything.
  6198.  
  6199. 1414
  6200. 01:11:42,799 --> 01:11:45,885
  6201. I knew I could get you
  6202. to pick up a girl,
  6203.  
  6204. 1415
  6205. 01:11:45,927 --> 01:11:50,139
  6206. to commit armed robbery,
  6207. to kill somebody.
  6208.  
  6209. 1416
  6210. 01:11:50,181 --> 01:11:52,099
  6211. Let's just get out of here!
  6212.  
  6213. 1417
  6214. 01:11:52,141 --> 01:11:54,060
  6215. I guess that somebody's me.
  6216.  
  6217. 1418
  6218. 01:11:54,101 --> 01:11:55,269
  6219. Fuck you!
  6220.  
  6221. 1419
  6222. 01:11:55,311 --> 01:11:57,772
  6223. You said
  6224. you were just a henchman.
  6225.  
  6226. 1420
  6227. 01:11:57,814 --> 01:12:00,024
  6228. Now you get to be
  6229. a full-on villain.
  6230.  
  6231. 1421
  6232. 01:12:00,066 --> 01:12:01,567
  6233. Fuck this guy, James.
  6234. Let's just go.
  6235.  
  6236. 1422
  6237. 01:12:01,609 --> 01:12:02,610
  6238. Do it.
  6239.  
  6240. 1423
  6241. 01:12:04,195 --> 01:12:06,155
  6242. Do it!
  6243.  
  6244. 1424
  6245. 01:12:06,197 --> 01:12:07,490
  6246. Goodbye, Bruno.
  6247.  
  6248. 1425
  6249. 01:12:13,538 --> 01:12:14,539
  6250. James.
  6251.  
  6252. 1427
  6253. 01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:18,251
  6254. Come on!
  6255.  
  6256. 1428
  6257. 01:12:20,545 --> 01:12:23,172
  6258. I thought you were my buddy.
  6259.  
  6260. 1429
  6261. 01:12:23,214 --> 01:12:26,425
  6262. Stay with me, brother.
  6263.  
  6264. 1430
  6265. 01:12:29,887 --> 01:12:31,597
  6266. James!
  6267.  
  6268. 1432
  6269. 01:12:40,147 --> 01:12:44,485
  6270. Hello, James.
  6271. You have one new ride request.
  6272.  
  6273. 1434
  6274. 01:12:59,458 --> 01:13:02,753
  6275. Ride accepted.
  6276. Let's ride.
  6277.  
  6278. 1435
  6279. 01:13:11,888 --> 01:13:14,015
  6280. Hello, is this Maria?
  6281.  
  6282. 1436
  6283. 01:13:14,056 --> 01:13:17,268
  6284. This is James.
  6285. I'm your ride.
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