Ride (2018)

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Let's get started.

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Drive safely.

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Hello, James.

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You have one new ride request.

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Hello.

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Ride accepted.
Let's ride.

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As the sun goes down

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and the lights come up
on Los Angeles,

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you begin to hear
the true voices of the city.

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It's 10:06 p.m.,
and this is the Voice of L.A.

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In 300 feet, make
a right turn onto Vine Street.

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Today what we'll be discussing

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is the "big break"
and whether an actor

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can have multiple big breaks,
just one,

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and is there a time
in our career

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where we can miss our shot,

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which that big break
is never gonna come again.

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In 300 feet,
make a left turn.

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In 300 feet, make a right turn
onto Franklin Avenue.

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You have arrived.

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And thank you
for tuning in with us tonight.

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Stay warm out there, L.A.

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Hey, Jessica?

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- Yeah, that's me.
- I'm your ride.

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Cool.

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- James.
- Nice to meet you.

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All right.

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Where to?

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♪ Just when I thought
I'd seen it all ♪

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♪ You came along to rescue me ♪

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♪ You read my writing
on the wall ♪

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♪ You found my bottle
in the sea ♪

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Hey, do you want a water
or some gum?

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Do they always
make you say that?

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They do.

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But in your case, uh,
I mean it.

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Uh, no. Thank you.
I'm okay.

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How long you been
riding with us?

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About six months.

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I use it a lot between,
you know, not wanting to park

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and wanting a couple drinks.

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Yeah, that's cool.

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I'm not, like, deeply passionate
about it or anything,

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but it's nice to think that,
you know, because of what I do,

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there's less drunk drivers
out there.

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Not that that would be you
or anything.

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Well, I mean,
everybody in L.A. drives drunk.

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Oh, come on, not everybody.

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Think about it.

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Try and name
at least one person you know

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that hasn't made a mistake once.

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- Mm.
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.

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See what I'm saying?

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- I do. I get you.
- Yeah.

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In 300 feet,

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make a left turn
onto La Cienega Boulevard.

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- Oh, uh, take Fountain.
- Oh.

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Recalculating.

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Mae West fan?

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Uh, what -- what do you mean?

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Well, there's this
great Mae West interview.

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Uh, I think it was
Johnny Carson or something.

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Whoever it was said,

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"What's the fastest way
to get into Hollywood?"

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to which she replied...

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"Take Fountain."

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That's cool.
I like that.

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♪ Just when I thought
I'd seen it all ♪

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Um, I, uh, I like your suit,
by the way.

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What, do you, like, uh,

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moonlight as a limo driver
or something?

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I wish.

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It was, uh, for this thing
that I had before this.

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A wedding?

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An audition.

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Oh, so you're an actor.

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Mm-hmm.
Unfortunately, yeah.

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God, I could never be an actor.

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I just --
I can't take the rejection.

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See, I just had to realize

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that getting turned down
isn't a failure.

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Not getting auditions,
that's failure.

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So you get a lot, then?

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Uh, my agents have gotten better
at sending me out.

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Oh, you're repped?

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- Mm-hmm.
- By who?

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- Uh, Abrams.
- Mm, you fancy, huh?

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Abrams.

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They're pretty good.
I'm not -- They're pretty good.

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There was a dry spell, though,
like six months of nothing.

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- That sucks.
- Yeah, it was rough.

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But, um, then they kind of
sent me out on this thing.

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I think it was, like,
the last Hail Mary pass.

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Inches from getting dropped,
but I booked it.

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Oh, what?
Congrats!

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- Thanks.
- That's so cool.

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What, uh -- What is it?

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Uh, it's no big deal.

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It's, like, a guest spot
on "Agents of S.H.l.E.L.D."

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No big deal?
That's a huge fucking deal.

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Congrats!
That's so cool.

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Thanks.
It's a henchman.

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You know, couple lines,
and I took someone's gun.

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But still, so cool.

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I did start going out a lot more
because of it, so...

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In 300 feet, make a right turn
onto Fountain Avenue.

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Um, you should, uh,
let me know when it airs.

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My roommate, Allie,
is a huge Marvel fan,

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and she's just
gonna freak her shit

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when I tell her that my driver's
on "Agents of S.H.l.E.L.D."

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as a cool villain.

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Well, I was -- I was a henchman.

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I haven't graduated
to villain yet.

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Well, I believe in you.

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Continue for three-quarters
of a mile.

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Your destination will be
on the right.

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Here we are.

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That was fast.

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Hey, when in doubt,
take Fountain.

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Yeah, exactly.

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You have reached
your destination.

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We hope you had
a safe and pleasant ride.

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Hey, can I, uh,
tip you or something?

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We're not allowed
to accept tips.

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Uh, the app takes care
of everything.

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Right. Well, uh...

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I'll be sure to give you
a five-star rating, then.

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Right back at you.

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Wait, the -- the drivers
rate the passengers?

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Yeah, sure.

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Oh, okay.
So what's my rating, then?

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I wouldn't worry about it
if I were you.

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Oh, okay.

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I'm not gonna leave this car

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until you tell me
what my rating is.

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- It's 3.5. But it --
- Fucking seriously?

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- But it doesn't mean anything.
- 3.5? People hate me.

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- I wouldn't worry about it.
- Oh, my God.

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It doesn't mean anything,
you know?

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Well, how do I --
how do I turn this shit around?

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Look, you're a five-star
passenger in my book.

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And that's all that matters,
right?

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- That's all that matters.
- Mm.

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Well, uh, thank you
for the ride, James.

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Anytime.

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Oh, uh, you forget something?

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So my friends and I

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were just grabbing
a couple drinks here.

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Very, you know, low-key,

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if you want to come in
for a round.

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Hello, James.
You have one new ride request.

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I wish.
But I got to drive.

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- Boo.
- I know.

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Okay, well, suit yourself,
but, uh,

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we'll be here
for a couple hours,

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so if you pick up
a big fare, swing by.

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I'd love that.
Yeah.

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Okay. Bye.

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"Oh, hey,
what's your phone number?

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Oh, no, here's my phone number."

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Fucking idiot.

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Ride accepted.
Let's ride.

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Continue on Sunset Boulevard
for three-quarters of a mile.

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Turn left.

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Continue on
Gower Street for one mile.

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Ride canceled.

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Loneliness is
an emotional state

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that we have when
we're feeling disconnected.

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It can cause depression,

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and it can even lead
to premature death.

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Oh, wow.

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We're spending less time
making meaningful --

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This is the Voice of L.A.

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The time now is 10:45 p.m.

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Hello, James.
You have one new ride request.

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So your parents went with Bruno?

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At least people
seem to like you.

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Ride accepted.
Let's ride.

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You have arrived.

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Uh, hey!

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- What's up?
- Are you Bruno?

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Who wants to know?

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Oh, fuck.

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You're my ride.
Of course.

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Uh, sorry, man. I didn't think
you'd get here so soon.

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Look, shit got a little messy.
Start the meter.

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Well, that's -- that's not how
this works.

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Yo, you're looking sharp, bro.

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Is that like
a uniform or something?

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Something like that.

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Oh, hey, man.
Uh, can't smoke in my car.

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Fuck me.
So sorry, brother.

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Uh, I'm gonna finish this guy
if that's all right with you.

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You can start the meter.
I don't give a shit.

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That's actually
not how it works.

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Oh, well, fuck it.

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I'll throw
some extra cash your way,

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make it worth your while.

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Can't accept tips, bro.

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The app takes care
of everything.

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I won't tell anyone
if you don't.

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The thing is,
this is a New York pack

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so the cigs are really
fucking expensive.

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I know you're thinking I could
get the same goddamn cigs here

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for half the goddamn price,

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but I don't know
what to tell you.

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I'm a sentimental guy.

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You want one?

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Uh, I'm good, man.
Thanks.

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James, please enter
a destination.

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Yo, aren't you gonna offer me,
like, a -- a water or something?

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- Some gum?
- What?

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That's what you guys
usually do, isn't it?

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Yeah.

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Yo, you want a water?

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No. No, not right now.
I'm good, man.

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Thanks. Maybe later.

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Hey, where we going, man?

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Straight to business.
I can respect that.

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LAX? Burbank?

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Don't tell me
I got to go to Long Beach.

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Yo, what the fuck
are you talking about, man?

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Airports.
It's your bag.

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Oh. Gotcha.

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No, no, no.
That's a messy breakup.

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I'm actually not sure
where I want to go right now.

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I just needed
to get away from her.

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I'm sorry to hear that, man.
Breakups are awful.

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I love you.

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I -- I know.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, brother, they really are.

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All right, Bruno.

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Where we headed?

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Your name's James, right?

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I mean, that's what
the thing said.

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Yeah. That's right.

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Ask me again.

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Ask what again?

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"Where to, Bruno?"

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All right.
Where to?

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Home, James,
and don't spare the horses!

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Sorry.

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I couldn't resist.

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I'm sure you get that
all the time.

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To be honest, uh, you're the
first to make the connection.

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Oh. It is kind of my specialty,
making connections.

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I could really go for some of
that gum if you've got any.

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- What?
- That gum you mentioned earlier.

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James, please enter
a destination.

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All right, Bruno.
Where you want to go?

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Look, I don't want to
put you out,

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but would you mind taking me

270
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,395
to a couple of different
places tonight?

271
00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:15,980
It'll be a big fare for you,

272
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,648
and I'll throw some extra cash
on top.

273
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,609
Look, man,
I'm sorry about this,

274
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:23,196
but I just don't have
a long ride in me tonight.

275
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:25,365
And like I said,
I can't accept tips.

276
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:28,034
And like I said,
I won't tell if you don't.

277
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:29,619
That's nice and everything,

278
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:32,163
but I kind of got somewhere
I need to be in an hour.

279
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,956
- In an hour?
- Yeah.

280
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:37,210
My man, you couldn't have made
it to LAX to save your life.

281
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,128
Come on, you give me
a couple hours,

282
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:46,094
and I will throw $100
on top of the fare.

283
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,513
You need like a minute
to think about that?

284
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,556
And the best
thing about public radio

285
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:51,724
is there are no commercials.

286
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:52,975
- That'll work.
- All right.

287
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:54,685
Let's get fucking rolling.

288
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,730
Now, first,
I am feeling majorly down,

289
00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,565
so I'm gonna need
a massive pick-me-up.

290
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,359
Do you know this place Eidobon?

291
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,277
That's "nobodie"
spelled backwards.

292
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,738
- I'm not sure.
- It's the spot off Larchmont.

293
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:08,449
It's on Beverly and Beachwood,
south side.

294
00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:09,742
All right.

295
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:13,329
They do this
fucking coffee there.

296
00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:15,081
It's fucking incredible.

297
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:16,582
- Wait, wait.
- It was started by this guy --

298
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:17,959
You want coffee right now?

299
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,544
Yeah.
Only way to go is up.

300
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,921
Do you have, like,
a piece of paper for this gum?

301
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:24,507
Sure.

302
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,467
Here.

303
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:30,638
Anyway, so this coffee

304
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,306
was started
by this guy with this website.

305
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:34,267
And he was hiking
in the Himalayas,

306
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:36,227
and he was on the brink
of exhaustion,

307
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,063
and he met these monks,
and the monks gave him this tea.

308
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:42,275
And guess what was in the tea.
Yak butter.

309
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:45,903
Fucking butter
from fucking yaks.

310
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,530
So he gets back to the States

311
00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:49,866
and tries all kinds of shit
to replicate it.

312
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:54,829
And after months of failure,
guess what the key was.

313
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:57,498
- What was it?
- Grass.

314
00:15:57,540 --> 00:16:01,502
It had to be grass-fed butter.

315
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:03,963
This stuff is ambrosia, bro.

316
00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:06,132
Dude made millions
or some shit.

317
00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:08,468
- That's cool.
- You want one? I'll get you one.

318
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,803
Nah, man. I don't -- I don't
really drink coffee this late.

319
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:12,305
Why?
It makes you feel weird?

320
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:13,723
Do you know why?
Toxins.

321
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,933
Most coffee is full of toxins

322
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,894
because the beans
are covered in mold.

323
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:21,772
But this coffee is lab tested.
They take all the toxins out.

324
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,441
- Mm.
- Right?

325
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,026
Okay, well, we're here.

326
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:28,488
Um, okay, cool. Let me finish.
Where was I?

327
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:29,864
They take all the toxins out,

328
00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:32,200
and then they brew it
as a pour-over,

329
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,826
which then they mix it
with the grass-fed butter

330
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:36,204
and this special
fortified coconut oil.

331
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:38,164
Dude, if done properly,

332
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:41,375
I defy any fucking barista
to make a creamier

333
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,211
or more delicious cup of coffee

334
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,004
than the one I am
about to buy you.

335
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:47,048
You down?

336
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,799
Dude, you down?

337
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,760
Sure, man, I'm down.

338
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,929
Great.
I'll be right back, my brother.

341
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:18,079
This, is, uh,
seriously yak butter?

342
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,372
You like it?

343
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,501
- I actually do.
- Fuck yeah.

344
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,128
Just wait till you see
how it makes you feel, my man.

345
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,642
Please enter a destination.

346
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,269
Yo, is there a way
to shut that thing up?

347
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,813
It's just gonna keep saying
that every 15 minutes.

348
00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:45,481
Well, that fucking sucks.

349
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:49,443
All right, Bruno,
where are we headed?

350
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,237
I want to see if I can crash

351
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:53,656
with a buddy
at Wilshire and Westlake.

352
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,491
Okay, well, I'm gonna
be honest with you.

353
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,410
I have no idea where that is.

354
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:58,786
Dude, shouldn't you know
this city

355
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,121
like the back
of your fucking hand?

356
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:04,667
- I can Maps it.
- I'm fucking with you.

357
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,669
East on Wilshire
past MacArthur Park.

358
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,170
I'll be your Sherpa.

359
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,339
MacArthur Park.
Isn't that a little sketchy?

360
00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:12,592
What can I say?
I hang out with sketchy people.

361
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:16,387
You're tuned in
to 81.3, the Voice of L.A.

362
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,515
- All right.
- So, dude, what's your story?

363
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:22,101
I mean, what do you do?

364
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,604
I drive for Ryde.

365
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:27,523
No, that's what you're doing.
Nobody wants to do that.

366
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:30,192
- Thanks.
- Don"t pretend you're offended.

367
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,737
People don't get offended
by the truth.

368
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,071
You gonna sit there
and lie to me,

369
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,823
or are you gonna
tell me who you are?

370
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,535
I'm an actor, man.

371
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,165
Fuck, that's so L.A.

372
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,459
Of course you're an actor.

373
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,878
Jesus, that's awful.

374
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:51,255
No, no, no. No.
Don't take it like that.

375
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,049
I'm sure you're amazing.

376
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:58,429
I'm just saying this world,
you know, we take our artists,

377
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,556
and we make them drive our cars.

378
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,060
Stage or screen?

379
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,064
Yo, you just told me you want to
perform for a living.

380
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,523
Don't clam up now.

381
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,859
Well, I went to school
for theater,

382
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:15,529
but I'm here auditioning for TV.

383
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:18,616
Commercials. Whatever.

384
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,744
You're a thespian.
Master thespian.

386
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,997
You got any monologues
you can reel off?

387
00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:27,166
- Come on, man.
- I'm not fucking with you.

388
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:29,251
I legitimately love theater.

389
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:32,588
And there's never anything
good out here.

390
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:35,549
- You know Shakespeare?
- I might've heard of him.

391
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,593
- Do a monologue.
- No.

392
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:40,137
Dude, do a monologue.

393
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,806
I am not about to reel off

394
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,766
a Shakespearean monologue
right now.

395
00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,810
Okay.

396
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:49,271
That's okay.
I can respect that.

397
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:51,357
- 50 bucks.
- What?

398
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:53,317
I am going to pay you
an extra $50

399
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:56,529
to do a monologue
from Shakespeare.

400
00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,074
A hundred.

401
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,784
Do not fuck with me right now.

402
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,869
Dead serious.
A hundred bucks.

403
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,413
Think of it as a favor to me.

404
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,915
And do "Richard III."
It's my favorite.

405
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:10,000
Well, I don't know
"Richard III."

406
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,919
Okay.

407
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,337
I know "Richard II."

408
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,381
Fuck yeah!
Now we're fucking talking.

409
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:18,718
- Let's hear that shit!
- Ah!

411
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:29,520
Huh.

412
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,273
Let's talk of graves,

413
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:35,443
of worms and epitaphs,

414
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:39,947
make dust our paper
and with rainy eyes write sorrow

415
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:41,824
on the bosom of the earth.

416
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:46,495
Let's choose executors,
talk of wills,

417
00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:49,165
and yet not so,
for what can we bequeath

418
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:52,084
save our deposed bodies
to the ground?

419
00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:56,922
Our land, our lives,
and all are Bolingbroke's,

420
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:59,884
and nothing can we call our own
but death.

421
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:03,137
For God's sake,
let us sit upon the ground

422
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,639
and tell sad stories
of the death of kings.

423
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,434
For within the hollow crown
that rounds

424
00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:12,271
the mortal temples of a king
keeps Death his court,

425
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:16,275
infusing him with self
and vain conceit,

426
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:20,321
as if this flesh
which walls about our life

427
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:22,448
were brass impregnable,

428
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:26,535
and humored thus
comes at the last

429
00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:32,917
with a little pin bore through
his castle walls, farewell king.

430
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:37,129
Cover your heads
and mock not flesh and blood

431
00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:38,881
with solemn reverence --

432
00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:42,134
throw away respect
and tradition,

433
00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:45,971
form, ceremonious duty,

434
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:49,600
for you have but mistook me
all this while --

435
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,478
I live with bread like you,

436
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:56,273
feel want, taste grief,

437
00:21:56,315 --> 00:22:01,821
need friends,
and subjected thus,

438
00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:04,490
how can you say to me,
I am a king?

439
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:13,833
You are a king.

440
00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:16,293
You're the fucking king, man.

441
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:20,214
Oh, you should be booking all
over the place with that shit.

442
00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:22,174
It's money well spent.

443
00:22:22,216 --> 00:22:24,885
Wow.

444
00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:26,929
I don't know what to say, man.
You liked it?

445
00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:28,472
I liked it?

446
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,975
You're an artist.

447
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,977
That shit comes from the heart.

448
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:35,980
That means a whole lot
to hear you say that, man.

449
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,731
That one's
kind of close to me.

450
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:40,109
Like, I used it
to audition for school.

451
00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:42,319
This is gonna sound dumb,
but when I think about

452
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,530
like what it is that
I really want out of life,

453
00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:49,159
I just, I don't want to die
having not played Richard II.

454
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:51,495
- Broadway?
- Any stage will do.

456
00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:56,417
Okay, I hate to be that asshole
who asks,

457
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,836
"Have I seen you in anything?"
but...

458
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:00,921
But would I have
seen you in anything?

459
00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:03,924
Uh, well,

460
00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:08,178
I did this, uh, guest spot
on "Agents of S.H.l.E.L.D."

461
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,347
- No fucking way.
- Yeah.

462
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:11,724
I bet you were
the supervillain.

463
00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:14,184
No.
I was a henchman.

464
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:17,730
I haven't graduated
to supervillain yet.

465
00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:20,232
Well, we'll get you there,
buddy.

466
00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:31,035
All right,
halfway up the block.

467
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:33,203
Okay, just pull up right here.

468
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,998
All right, here.

469
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,168
Uh, flashers off. Just chill.
I'll be like two minutes.

470
00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:42,296
You mind killing the lights,
leaving the engine on?

471
00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:43,964
Okay.
Is everything all right?

472
00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:46,508
Totally. It's just
a sketchy neighborhood.

473
00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:48,427
I get nervous.

474
00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:50,930
So you want me to just, like,
just wait here for a second?

475
00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:52,806
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I just need to see

476
00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:54,683
if my buddy's home
and if I can crash with him.

477
00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:56,435
If not, I might need to roll
somewhere else.

478
00:23:56,477 --> 00:23:58,103
You mind waiting?
Is that cool?

479
00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:03,150
- Yeah, man. It's cool.
- Thank God.

480
00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:05,235
What are the chances
I could ever find another James?

481
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:06,487
Slim to none.

482
00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:08,614
Slim to none.
I hate those odds.

483
00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:10,783
- Thanks, dude.
- All right, man.

485
00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:27,549
Hello?

486
00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:29,176
Hey, man.

487
00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:31,887
No, I'm -- I'm good.
I'm all good.

488
00:24:31,929 --> 00:24:36,475
Yeah. I'm sure
it's pretty late for you.

489
00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:38,143
It has been a while.

490
00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:42,147
Uh, I'm -- I'm driving for Ryde.
Yeah.

491
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:43,816
Hey, listen, I actually wanted
to ask you something.

493
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:47,069
Hey, hang on
for a second, Jason.

496
00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:57,413
Yeah, I'm here.
My bad.

497
00:24:57,454 --> 00:25:00,374
Um, yeah, when you were --
when you were driving,

498
00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:03,877
did anybody ever ask you out?

499
00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:07,172
Yeah, like a girl, man.

501
00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:14,972
Yeah, she was beautiful,
and we just -- we hit it off.

502
00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:17,766
Well, I guess I wouldn't
be asking about it,

503
00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:20,185
but I -- I guess
I'm still thinking about her.

504
00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:22,521
Shit.

505
00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:25,274
Uh, yeah, well, let me --
let me call you back actually.

506
00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:27,109
Nah, don't worry about it.

507
00:25:27,151 --> 00:25:28,193
Oh.

508
00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:29,695
Uh, yeah.

509
00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:31,864
All right.
Talk to you soon. Bye.

510
00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:33,866
All right, let's get
the fuck out of dodge.

511
00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:35,826
All right.
Let's do it.

512
00:25:37,578 --> 00:25:39,580
Can you please do that
from the road?

513
00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:42,499
- Uh, sure.
- Trying to make moves.

514
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,544
No problem.

516
00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:52,634
Up next, a local band
with a vintage sound.

517
00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,178
These guys
have been taking over...

518
00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:57,765
So what's up, man?
Was your buddy not home or what?

519
00:25:57,806 --> 00:26:01,018
Uh, yeah, he wasn't --
he wasn't there.

520
00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:04,521
Park's beautiful
this time of night.

521
00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:08,317
No, I mean, it's filled
with homeless drug addicts,

522
00:26:08,358 --> 00:26:10,110
but it's beautiful nonetheless.

523
00:26:10,152 --> 00:26:13,822
Where are we headed?

524
00:26:13,864 --> 00:26:17,785
Uh, just keep heading west.
I'll figure it out.

525
00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:21,955
Yo, you know you've got
something on your shirt?

526
00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:24,666
Oh, shit.

527
00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:27,586
Ah, I used to get these
fucking nosebleeds as a kid,

528
00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:29,755
and the cold weather
brings them back.

529
00:26:29,797 --> 00:26:32,257
- Here, you want a tissue?
- No, I'm good, I'm good.

530
00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:34,009
- You sure?
- Yeah.

531
00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:35,052
All right.

532
00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:39,515
Yo, Bruno,
when we were back there,

533
00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:41,391
did you hear something weird?

534
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:44,478
Pff, dude, it's MacArthur Park.

535
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:47,940
Neighborhood is nothing but
weird noises.

536
00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:51,068
- I'm from out here actually.
- Where? From MacArthur Park?

537
00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:53,946
No. I'm a L.A. native, though.
There are fewer and fewer of us.

538
00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:57,991
We're a dying breed.
Like unicorns or some shit.

540
00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:03,539
Hey, uh, I want to apologize
for earlier,

541
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:04,581
making you miss your thing.

542
00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:06,500
- What thing?
- Thing.

543
00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:08,669
The thing you had to do
an hour after you picked me up.

544
00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:10,254
Oh! It's funny.

545
00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:13,549
Nah, I'd forgotten
all about that.

546
00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:17,052
Well sincerely, thank you
for missing it, whatever it was.

547
00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:18,345
No problem.

548
00:27:20,681 --> 00:27:22,182
What was it?

549
00:27:22,224 --> 00:27:25,310
- Ah, it wasn't important.
- Oh, shit.

550
00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:27,813
That means it definitely
was important. What was it?

551
00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:30,649
Just this girl.

552
00:27:30,691 --> 00:27:33,527
- Fuck me! Just this girl?
- Oh, don't do that.

553
00:27:33,569 --> 00:27:35,571
- There are no three words...
- Come on.

554
00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:38,240
...in the contemporary
English language more telling,

555
00:27:38,282 --> 00:27:42,786
more loaded, more fucking epic
in scope than "just this girl."

556
00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:45,247
Fucking take that,
William Shakespeare!

557
00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:48,542
Yo, it's -- it's really not
that big of a deal, bro.

558
00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:50,586
Give me the details. I'll tell
you if it was a big deal.

559
00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:54,047
All right,
so before I picked you up,

560
00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:55,424
like, I had my first fare
of the night,

561
00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:56,466
and it was this girl.

562
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:57,926
Oh, this girl.

563
00:27:57,968 --> 00:28:00,971
So, like, I prepare myself
for the usual,

564
00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:03,015
you know, try to turn
the awkward conversation

565
00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:04,433
into witty banter.

566
00:28:04,474 --> 00:28:06,935
But this time
it's a little different.

567
00:28:06,977 --> 00:28:09,313
- You got a picture.
- What?

568
00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:11,773
- On the app, man.
- No, that's creeping, bro.

569
00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:13,442
- That's unethical.
- What are you talking about?

570
00:28:13,483 --> 00:28:15,736
What's unethical
is to get me this interested

571
00:28:15,777 --> 00:28:17,613
and not let me know
what she looks like.

572
00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:19,573
"Previous fare."

573
00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:21,825
Yo.

574
00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:23,076
- What the fuck, dude?
- See that?

575
00:28:23,118 --> 00:28:24,661
I know, right?
Look.

576
00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:27,539
All right, man, that's enough.

577
00:28:27,581 --> 00:28:31,835
Anyway, so, like, I really liked
talking to this girl.

578
00:28:31,877 --> 00:28:34,421
You know what I mean?
She was just no bullshit.

579
00:28:34,463 --> 00:28:35,839
Like, she even made this joke

580
00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:38,634
about how everyone in L.A.
drives drunk.

581
00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:40,135
Uh, she's not wrong.

582
00:28:40,177 --> 00:28:42,804
Well, yeah, but anyways,
at the end of the ride,

583
00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:44,765
she invites me
to come meet up with her

584
00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:46,767
and her friends for some drinks.

585
00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:49,937
Oh, man, that's the dream, dude.

586
00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:52,648
Cabbie gets asked out
by a hot passenger.

587
00:28:52,689 --> 00:28:55,067
- Jesus Christ.
- Yeah, man.

588
00:28:55,108 --> 00:28:57,277
Yeah.

589
00:28:57,319 --> 00:28:59,279
Then what the fuck
are you doing here with me?

590
00:28:59,321 --> 00:29:03,158
Well, uh, I needed
to make some money.

591
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,370
Yo, tell me
you got her number.

592
00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:08,455
Ohh...

593
00:29:08,497 --> 00:29:10,791
She got away, like,
right before I could.

594
00:29:10,832 --> 00:29:13,126
Oh, bullshit.
You hesitated.

595
00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:15,629
I did not hesitate.

597
00:29:17,547 --> 00:29:19,049
I hesitated.

598
00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:21,969
Let's go.

599
00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:23,720
Where to next, man?

600
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:26,640
- The bar, man.
- What do you mean, the bar?

601
00:29:26,682 --> 00:29:28,392
The bar where the girl said
she was gonna be.

602
00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:30,060
- Where was it?
- No! We don't need to do that.

603
00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:32,271
Dude, you caught feelings.
We got to go!

604
00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:34,523
No, it was like
this little passing moment...

605
00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:36,608
James, I am not gonna be
the force in your life

606
00:29:36,650 --> 00:29:39,569
that prevents you from hanging
out with this girl tonight.

607
00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:41,655
I mean, who knows, man,
maybe you're meant --

608
00:29:41,697 --> 00:29:44,283
meant to kiss her tonight.

609
00:29:44,324 --> 00:29:47,411
Maybe you're meant
to fuck her tonight.

610
00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:49,246
Maybe you're meant
to knock this girl up,

611
00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:51,456
and nine months from now
you marry her

612
00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:52,874
to appease her parents,

613
00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:55,502
and I'm the best man
at your fucking wedding.

614
00:29:55,544 --> 00:30:00,340
Wow. Uh, I'm gonna pass
on that last part.

615
00:30:00,382 --> 00:30:02,759
All right,
well, I'm offended by that.

616
00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:05,178
But this girl is gonna be
more offended

617
00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:06,513
if you don't show up tonight.

618
00:30:06,555 --> 00:30:07,848
She's counting on you.

619
00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:10,517
Bro, she could not have
actually thought

620
00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:12,352
- that I was gonna come.
- Are you kidding?

621
00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:13,937
What world do you live in

622
00:30:13,979 --> 00:30:15,981
where a girl
invites a guy somewhere

623
00:30:16,023 --> 00:30:17,774
she doesn't actually
want him to be?

624
00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:20,027
That does not happen.

625
00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:23,488
Right now she is in there
making a conversation,

626
00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:25,615
faking a fucking laugh
here and there.

627
00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:27,117
"Ha ha! Ha ha. Ha."

628
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:30,454
But all the while
she's glancing back at the door.

629
00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:33,123
And in the back of her mind,
she's waiting for someone...

630
00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:34,833
- Come on, bro.
- ...to walk through that door.

631
00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:37,294
That someone is you, homey.

632
00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:39,379
That someone is you!

633
00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:43,592
Up next is a song
to make some mistakes to.

634
00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:47,929
♪ Feel a change
coming over me ♪

635
00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:51,558
♪ It's a brand-new day ♪

636
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:55,103
♪ I can clearly see ♪

637
00:30:55,145 --> 00:30:58,231
♪ And the morning
when I wake up ♪

638
00:30:58,273 --> 00:31:00,901
♪ Till I sleep at night ♪

639
00:31:00,942 --> 00:31:03,403
Oh, we're too late.
Look -- Look at this line.

640
00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:05,405
Just tell them
you're with Bruno Anthony.

641
00:31:05,447 --> 00:31:07,407
You're kidding.

642
00:31:07,449 --> 00:31:10,494
Dude, trust me.
All right, here's the plan.

643
00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:12,579
You run in, walk straight
up to her, no hesitation.

644
00:31:12,621 --> 00:31:15,749
You say a polite hello to her
friends and then ignore them.

645
00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:19,878
And then, very directly,
you ask her if she wants to come

646
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:23,173
with you and a buddy -- me --
to a house party in Malibu.

647
00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:27,219
A little kickback, a few brews,
a fucking hot tub.

648
00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:28,428
She'll never go for that.

649
00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:31,181
Tell her that sometimes

650
00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:34,017
when we trust our impulses,

651
00:31:34,059 --> 00:31:36,561
incredible things can happen.

652
00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:38,522
I'm a total stranger.

653
00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:43,693
Well, a stranger is just
a friend you haven't met yet.

655
00:31:48,281 --> 00:31:50,075
We're going to a hot tub
in Malibu?

656
00:31:50,117 --> 00:31:52,035
You are goddamn right we are.

657
00:31:52,077 --> 00:31:53,995
Now get in there and bring back
a beautiful woman.

659
00:31:57,749 --> 00:32:00,419
- It's a tow-away zone.
- Just leave the keys with me.

660
00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:01,920
What do you think, I'm crazy?

661
00:32:01,962 --> 00:32:03,797
Dude, I couldn't do anything
if I wanted to.

662
00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:07,467
The app has my card number.
It'd charge me for a car.

663
00:32:09,970 --> 00:32:11,054
Okay, here's a bet.

664
00:32:11,096 --> 00:32:13,014
If you can pull this off,

665
00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:15,767
I'll be your chauffeur
for the rest of the night.

667
00:32:19,062 --> 00:32:20,272
Done.

668
00:32:20,313 --> 00:32:22,691
All right.

669
00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:24,818
You want me to see if she has
like a hot friend or something?

670
00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:28,280
Absolutely not.
This night is about you.

673
00:33:07,027 --> 00:33:08,195
I don't know if you saw,

674
00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:10,113
but there's a little bit
of a line.

675
00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:11,907
Uh, I'm meeting Bruno Anthony.

676
00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:13,742
Why didn't you say so?
Go ahead.

677
00:33:13,783 --> 00:33:15,660
And tell him I say hi.

678
00:33:57,911 --> 00:34:00,830
Hi! Wow!
You finally came.

679
00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:02,999
I did not think
you were gonna show.

680
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:05,460
Oh, it's been
a super bizarre night.

681
00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:21,560
- You want a drink?
- I'm actually still working.

682
00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:24,062
Oh.
Then why'd you come?

683
00:34:24,104 --> 00:34:26,523
I really liked talking to you.

684
00:34:27,983 --> 00:34:32,487
Uh, I really liked
talking to you too.

685
00:34:37,951 --> 00:34:39,661
I mean, the last thing I want

686
00:34:39,703 --> 00:34:41,663
is to be one of those
smarmy Ryde guys

687
00:34:41,705 --> 00:34:43,039
who, like, manages
to get a number.

688
00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:45,959
No, no, I don't think
you're smarmy.

689
00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:48,503
So I made
a good first impression.

690
00:34:48,545 --> 00:34:51,006
Mm.

691
00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:56,720
Hello, James.
Please enter a destination.

692
00:34:56,761 --> 00:35:00,390
So I made a buddy tonight.

693
00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:02,809
He invited me
to this party in Malibu

694
00:35:02,851 --> 00:35:05,937
with some drinks,
a little music.

695
00:35:05,979 --> 00:35:08,148
- Apparently there's a hot tub.
- Ooh.

696
00:35:08,189 --> 00:35:09,941
And I want you to come.

697
00:35:11,067 --> 00:35:12,360
A buddy?

698
00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:19,868
Yeah, his girl left him,

699
00:35:19,909 --> 00:35:21,703
and he's kind of
piecing things back together,

700
00:35:21,745 --> 00:35:22,829
but he seems chill.

701
00:35:22,871 --> 00:35:24,914
Um...

702
00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:27,083
I thought it might be
a little weird,

703
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,543
me coming back here
to see you,

704
00:35:28,585 --> 00:35:31,087
but sometimes when you trust
your impulses,

705
00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:32,797
incredible things can happen.

706
00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:36,926
So where did you say
that party was at, again?

707
00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:38,887
We'll be keeping
the vinyl spinning

708
00:35:38,928 --> 00:35:42,349
for quite some time,
so don't touch that dial.

710
00:35:54,235 --> 00:35:56,613
♪ You think you know
me, but you don't know ♪

711
00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:59,115
♪ I be at the top, chilling at
the place you won't go ♪

712
00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:01,242
♪ Just shine it,
lay back, recline it ♪

713
00:36:01,284 --> 00:36:03,078
♪ Do it so easily
as if I ain't even trying ♪

714
00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:05,080
♪ Think you could beat me?
Never that ♪

715
00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:07,207
♪ Running to the finish
like this is the Olympics ♪

716
00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:08,541
♪ Tell me where my medals at ♪

717
00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:10,126
♪ So fresh in my white tee ♪

718
00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:11,670
♪ Cue the beat,
ever so feisty ♪

719
00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:13,088
♪ Then pass it to YB ♪

720
00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:14,130
♪ Frantic ♪

721
00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:19,719
Dude!
Where's your car?

722
00:36:19,761 --> 00:36:21,346
That's not fucking cool, Bruno.

723
00:36:21,388 --> 00:36:23,139
Cops were gonna tow you,
brother. I had to make a call.

724
00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:24,724
That's fucking bullshit, man.

725
00:36:24,766 --> 00:36:27,936
Dude, look over there.

726
00:36:27,977 --> 00:36:31,064
- Oh, fuck me.
- A thank-you would be nice.

727
00:36:31,106 --> 00:36:33,400
Hey.
Is this your friend?

728
00:36:33,441 --> 00:36:35,777
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, this is him.

729
00:36:35,819 --> 00:36:38,321
- Hi.
- Hi.

731
00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:45,370
Oh, shit, I love this song.

732
00:36:45,412 --> 00:36:47,497
This is a mix.

733
00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:49,374
James still burns mix CDs.

734
00:36:49,416 --> 00:36:51,084
My phone doesn't connect.

735
00:36:51,126 --> 00:36:53,002
That's fucking adorable.

736
00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:55,213
So, uh, for those of us
without an app,

737
00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:56,715
what is your name, my dear?

738
00:36:56,756 --> 00:36:58,758
Oh, how rude of me.

739
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,051
- I'm Jess.
- How rude indeed.

740
00:37:00,093 --> 00:37:02,345
Jess.
What a pleasure.

741
00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:05,348
Wow, so fancy and formal.

742
00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:07,976
Nice to meet you, Bruno A.?

743
00:37:08,017 --> 00:37:09,477
Bruno A.
That's me.

744
00:37:09,519 --> 00:37:11,646
All the names in the book

745
00:37:11,688 --> 00:37:14,274
your parents
could have went with,

746
00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:16,025
they went with Bruno?

747
00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:18,319
Beg your pardon!
Bruno's a sweet name.

748
00:37:18,361 --> 00:37:22,031
Yo, I'm sorry, man, but I
thought the exact same thing.

749
00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:25,326
Oh, backstabber.
True colors, James.

750
00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:28,872
Wait, James, why didn't you
tell me your friend was a ride?

751
00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:30,373
Yeah, what the fuck, James?

752
00:37:30,415 --> 00:37:32,000
- What the fuck, James?
- You didn't ask!

753
00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:34,127
Dude, I told you
to lead with that.

754
00:37:34,169 --> 00:37:36,212
- Whatever. It's all equal now.
- What do you mean?

755
00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:39,340
Well, you were a ride,
and now we're all best friends.

756
00:37:39,382 --> 00:37:43,386
Yeah, see, a stranger is just a
friend that you haven't met yet.

757
00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:45,305
Wow, this has got to
win the prize

758
00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:48,224
for the most unintentionally
creepy marketing campaign

759
00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,101
I have ever heard.

760
00:37:50,143 --> 00:37:51,436
But you're still
gonna use the app.

761
00:37:51,478 --> 00:37:52,812
- Yeah.
- Okay, then.

762
00:37:52,854 --> 00:37:55,273
Hey!
Aw, Bruno...

763
00:37:55,315 --> 00:37:57,233
What's up, Jess?
Talk to me, girl.

764
00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:58,860
I don't mean to be that person,

765
00:37:58,902 --> 00:38:00,904
but do you mind
if I have a drag of that?

766
00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:02,363
- Jess.
- Yes?

767
00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:04,324
You're a self-loathing smoker.

768
00:38:04,365 --> 00:38:06,493
- Ugh.
- If you want a cig, have a cig.

769
00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:07,911
Just don't apologize for it.

770
00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:09,829
Now these are New York cigs,

771
00:38:09,871 --> 00:38:11,581
so they're basically
worth their weight in gold.

772
00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:13,082
- Yo, Bruno...
- I know what you're thinking.

773
00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:14,626
I could probably just get
the same fucking...

774
00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:16,544
- Bruno.
- What is it, James?

775
00:38:16,586 --> 00:38:18,046
Can't smoke in my car.

776
00:38:18,087 --> 00:38:19,672
Yo, I would not dream of it.

777
00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:21,758
I know. You told me before.
I absolutely wouldn't.

778
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,259
Jess is gonna smoke
in your car,

779
00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:24,594
and you're gonna
be cool about it.

780
00:38:24,636 --> 00:38:26,346
No, no, no.
I really didn't mean --

781
00:38:26,387 --> 00:38:28,306
Jess, don't worry about it.
We're gonna crack a window.

782
00:38:28,348 --> 00:38:30,266
He's gonna be tight.

783
00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:32,769
Yo, look at this.
End of Fountain.

784
00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,229
Bette Davis,
you've done us well.

785
00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:36,439
- Oh, boy.
- Ho! Wait a minute.

786
00:38:36,481 --> 00:38:37,690
I think I got you right there,
my man.

787
00:38:37,732 --> 00:38:39,108
Here we go.

788
00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:40,735
That was Mae West that said,
"Take Fountain.”

789
00:38:40,777 --> 00:38:42,111
No, no, no.
That's bullshit.

790
00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:44,113
Uh, no, I swear.
That's a Mae West quote.

791
00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:45,949
Yo, you should know this.
You're an actor.

792
00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:48,910
- He told me this story earlier.
- He told it to you wrong.

793
00:38:48,952 --> 00:38:50,995
Honestly, I thought
you were a weirdo.

794
00:38:51,037 --> 00:38:52,747
Oh, really?

795
00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:54,123
So weird that you invited me
to the bar.

796
00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:56,709
Why do you think
I invited you to the bar?

797
00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:58,920
Yes, because we're all
beautiful fucking weirdos.

798
00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:01,881
But the point is
it's Bette Davis.

799
00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:04,133
- I'll bet you anything.
- I don't need to fucking bet.

800
00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:06,761
If you're so confident,
look it up.

801
00:39:06,803 --> 00:39:07,971
- Should I?
- Please do.

802
00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:09,305
- Yes? Okay!
- Pull out a phone.

803
00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:10,640
- Oh, my gosh.
- We're looking it up.

804
00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:12,433
- The moment of truth.
- Bated breath.

805
00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:14,477
Honestly, James, I don't mean
to offend you, but...

806
00:39:14,519 --> 00:39:16,104
What?

807
00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:18,398
Bruno just sounds more
convincing when he says it.

808
00:39:18,439 --> 00:39:20,483
Yeah, liars always do.

809
00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:22,360
It's loading.
Hold on.

810
00:39:22,402 --> 00:39:24,404
Tell him.

811
00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:26,281
- Sorry, James.
- Oh, suck it, James.

812
00:39:26,322 --> 00:39:27,949
You got to be
fucking kidding me.

813
00:39:27,991 --> 00:39:29,576
"The legend has it that
when the famous Bette Davis

814
00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:31,244
was being interviewed
on a talk show,

815
00:39:31,286 --> 00:39:33,037
she was asked what advice
she had for actors

816
00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:34,247
trying to make it
in Hollywood.

817
00:39:34,289 --> 00:39:36,457
Her response, "Take Fountain,”

818
00:39:36,499 --> 00:39:39,460
according to
akumenang.com

819
00:39:39,502 --> 00:39:42,005
What?! Wait, hold on.
No, no, no, no, no.

820
00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:43,923
Your source is
some dude's WordPress?

821
00:39:43,965 --> 00:39:45,425
I-I demand a recount.

822
00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:47,677
You're just lucky
we didn't bet, dawg.

823
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,596
- ♪ Maybe it's the heat in here ♪
- Oh, fuck yes!

824
00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:52,599
♪ This is
my motherfucking song ♪

825
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,392
Holy shit!
You got a good voice.

826
00:39:54,434 --> 00:39:55,852
Oh, thank you so much.

827
00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:57,645
I think music, you know,

828
00:39:57,687 --> 00:39:59,480
is the way that all of us
human beings

829
00:39:59,522 --> 00:40:00,690
were meant
to express ourselves.

830
00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:02,066
Yes!

831
00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:03,610
I mean, without a voice,
what have you got?

832
00:40:03,651 --> 00:40:05,778
No, seriously.
I mean, I-I'm a singer.

833
00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:09,365
I mean, I'm not, like, a singer.
You know, I sing, but...

834
00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:12,952
Jess, I knew that about you
the moment I met you.

835
00:40:12,994 --> 00:40:14,287
- Really?
- I swear to God.

836
00:40:14,329 --> 00:40:15,955
No way. Aw!

837
00:40:15,997 --> 00:40:18,625
Okay, hey, Bruno, could you
slow down a little bit?

838
00:40:18,666 --> 00:40:20,460
Sure. Watch this!

839
00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:22,128
Whoa!
What the hell, man?

840
00:40:22,170 --> 00:40:25,798
Construction zone?
What the fuck?

841
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,592
You guys should dance.

842
00:40:27,634 --> 00:40:28,801
What?

843
00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:30,094
- James.
- Here?

844
00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:34,265
Ask her to dance
right here, right now.

845
00:40:34,307 --> 00:40:35,725
Oh, come on, it's not like

846
00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:38,144
you're gonna look back
at this night and regret

847
00:40:38,186 --> 00:40:40,188
dancing in the middle
of Avenue of the Stars

848
00:40:40,229 --> 00:40:41,481
on your first date.

849
00:40:41,522 --> 00:40:46,277
Oh!
Is this our first date, James?

850
00:40:46,319 --> 00:40:48,821
In that case,
you'd better ask me to dance.

851
00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:50,740
I think I'm gonna have to
take down my hair for this.

852
00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:52,367
She's taking down her hair,
James.

853
00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:56,287
♪ And I am
this great, stable... ♪

854
00:40:56,329 --> 00:40:57,830
May I have this dance?

855
00:40:57,872 --> 00:41:01,417
Yes. You may.

856
00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:04,712
Come on.

857
00:41:04,754 --> 00:41:06,756
I can't believe
we're doing this.

858
00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:13,513
♪ My heart's an autoclave ♪

859
00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:15,640
- Ah!
- Oh!

861
00:41:17,684 --> 00:41:20,061
Wow, you're
a pretty good dancer.

862
00:41:23,064 --> 00:41:24,732
I got a good dance partner.

863
00:41:24,774 --> 00:41:26,192
Oh! Watch out.

864
00:41:30,279 --> 00:41:31,656
Unh!

865
00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:34,659
Oh! Oh, this isn't
your first time.

866
00:41:36,244 --> 00:41:38,037
All right, here.
You ready?

868
00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:42,291
Jess, give me your phone.

869
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:43,668
This is too good.
I got to get it.

870
00:41:43,710 --> 00:41:44,919
It's in the backseat.

871
00:41:44,961 --> 00:41:46,879
Yep.
Wait, Jess.

872
00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:49,090
- Run and jump into my arms.
- What?

873
00:41:49,132 --> 00:41:50,591
- Run and jump into my arms!
- No!

874
00:41:50,633 --> 00:41:52,218
Hurry up before we get arrested!

875
00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:53,594
- Come on.
- Nooo!

876
00:41:53,636 --> 00:41:55,388
Go!

877
00:41:58,307 --> 00:41:59,892
Oh, my God.

878
00:42:01,269 --> 00:42:03,479
That wasn't so bad, right?

879
00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:05,440
Hey, if this were a movie,

880
00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:06,941
the sprinklers would come on
right now,

881
00:42:06,983 --> 00:42:08,985
and y'all would kiss
in that fake L.A. rain.

883
00:42:10,236 --> 00:42:11,779
Get out of here, man.

884
00:42:11,821 --> 00:42:13,031
You want to get a drink?

885
00:42:13,072 --> 00:42:15,158
Oh, I love
where your head's at.

886
00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:16,367
- I know the spot.
- Whoo!

887
00:42:16,409 --> 00:42:18,161
- Right nearby.
- Let's get some alcohol!

888
00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:20,955
Get out of here.

889
00:42:20,997 --> 00:42:25,251
- So ready for a drink.
- Oh, man.

890
00:42:25,293 --> 00:42:28,046
Wait, so this is the spot?

891
00:42:28,087 --> 00:42:30,465
Yes, this is the spot, Jess.

892
00:42:30,506 --> 00:42:34,093
Look, uh, bottle's on me,
but I could also use some cash.

893
00:42:34,135 --> 00:42:37,138
James, do you mind
going in for me?

894
00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:39,182
I'd prefer if you did it, bro.

895
00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:41,434
Why? You don't trust me
with your lady?

896
00:42:41,476 --> 00:42:43,686
Oh, "your lady"?

897
00:42:43,728 --> 00:42:46,272
One dance,
and I'm already your lady?

898
00:42:46,314 --> 00:42:48,608
- I'm working on it.
- Look, just show them this.

899
00:42:48,649 --> 00:42:51,069
They'll give you
anything you want.

900
00:42:51,110 --> 00:42:54,405
Get some old fucking
blended shit and $500.

901
00:42:54,447 --> 00:42:55,740
Please.

902
00:42:55,782 --> 00:42:57,909
What the fuck, man?

903
00:42:57,950 --> 00:42:59,869
Put that shit away!

904
00:42:59,911 --> 00:43:01,496
Okay, you know what?

905
00:43:01,537 --> 00:43:03,956
If you don't, your new friend
in the back's night

906
00:43:03,998 --> 00:43:06,167
is gonna take
a slight turn for the worse.

907
00:43:06,209 --> 00:43:08,377
Don't point that
fucking thing at her.

908
00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:10,755
Did you ever see
what a .44 Magnum

909
00:43:10,797 --> 00:43:12,673
could do to a woman's face?

910
00:43:12,715 --> 00:43:16,636
It'd fucking destroy it.
Just blow it right apart.

911
00:43:16,677 --> 00:43:19,180
That's what I could do
to her face.

912
00:43:19,222 --> 00:43:22,433
Now did you ever see what it
could do to a woman's pussy?

913
00:43:22,475 --> 00:43:25,019
Now, that you should see.

914
00:43:25,061 --> 00:43:27,980
That you should see,
what -- what a .44 Magnum

915
00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:31,692
is gonna do to a woman's pussy,
you should see.

916
00:43:36,864 --> 00:43:39,784
I'm fucking with you.

917
00:43:39,826 --> 00:43:42,370
It's from "Taxi Driver."

918
00:43:42,411 --> 00:43:43,663
Thank you.

919
00:43:43,704 --> 00:43:46,040
Oh, you should've seen
your faces.

921
00:43:47,917 --> 00:43:49,836
Jess, the child locks are on.

922
00:43:49,877 --> 00:43:51,254
Goddamn it.

923
00:43:53,256 --> 00:43:55,383
Bruno, tell me
that that's not real.

924
00:43:55,424 --> 00:43:58,511
Dude, take a look.

925
00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:05,309
Now, if you don't want to come
back to a car full of dead girl,

926
00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:07,979
I suggest you get a move on.

927
00:44:19,407 --> 00:44:21,117
Whoa-hoa-hoa.

928
00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:23,494
I don't know who you are or what
the fuck you think you're doing,

929
00:44:23,536 --> 00:44:25,705
but it's time for you to get
the fuck out of my car!

930
00:44:25,746 --> 00:44:27,331
- Aah!
- James!

931
00:44:27,373 --> 00:44:29,834
Ah! Shit!

932
00:44:31,294 --> 00:44:33,713
- Open your mouth.
- Oh, fuck!

933
00:44:33,754 --> 00:44:35,298
James, if you don't
open your mouth,

934
00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:37,216
I'm gonna shoot you,

935
00:44:37,258 --> 00:44:40,344
and then I'm going to shoot her
with the gun still in your hand.

936
00:44:44,473 --> 00:44:46,601
And the next time
you point a gun at someone,

937
00:44:46,642 --> 00:44:49,437
you better be very fucking sure
you can pull the trigger,

938
00:44:49,478 --> 00:44:53,524
because if you hesitate,
somebody's gonna fucking die,

939
00:44:53,566 --> 00:44:55,193
and it's not gonna be
fucking me!

940
00:44:55,234 --> 00:44:56,819
Let him go.

941
00:44:58,154 --> 00:44:59,780
He'll do it.

942
00:44:59,822 --> 00:45:01,866
Okay.

943
00:45:06,037 --> 00:45:10,082
I like old blended whiskeys,
and I like $50 bills.

944
00:45:33,606 --> 00:45:35,274
Don't you fucking move!

945
00:45:35,316 --> 00:45:36,901
Hold on. Wait a minute, dude.
You got this all wrong.

946
00:45:38,527 --> 00:45:41,572
It's okay, Jess.
I got your phone.

947
00:45:41,614 --> 00:45:43,866
Can you just
take the car and -- and go?

948
00:45:43,908 --> 00:45:46,744
I'm not gonna say anything.
James isn't gonna say either.

949
00:45:46,786 --> 00:45:48,496
Jess, be quiet.
You're missing the movie.

950
00:45:48,537 --> 00:45:51,040
Wait, wait, wait.
I need you to listen, please!

951
00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:52,875
- Put the fucking gun down!
- I need you to call the police!

952
00:45:52,917 --> 00:45:54,752
I'll fucking kill you, man!

953
00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:57,255
Fuck.

954
00:46:00,341 --> 00:46:01,634
Uh, how...

955
00:46:01,676 --> 00:46:03,511
It's okay, Jess.
Use your words.

956
00:46:03,552 --> 00:46:05,471
H-How do I know that this isn't

957
00:46:05,513 --> 00:46:08,432
some fucked-up game
that you guys play?

958
00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:10,726
You know, h-how do I know
that James is not in on this?

961
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,785
Fucking --
just fucking say something.

962
00:46:27,827 --> 00:46:30,037
Can you just say something?

963
00:46:30,079 --> 00:46:32,665
I-I need you to talk to me.

964
00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:37,461
You've got to tell me
w-what happened in there.

965
00:46:40,339 --> 00:46:42,258
Wow, am I the only one
who feels like things

966
00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:46,053
just got
a little awkward in here?

967
00:46:46,095 --> 00:46:49,265
I think a drink
would break the ice.

968
00:46:57,898 --> 00:46:59,734
James, would you
do the honors?

971
00:47:08,451 --> 00:47:11,871
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa.
Ladies first.

972
00:47:11,912 --> 00:47:13,414
I'm good.

973
00:47:13,456 --> 00:47:18,085
Jess, James went
to extraordinary lengths

974
00:47:18,127 --> 00:47:20,588
to procure this bottle for you.

975
00:47:24,759 --> 00:47:25,760
Ugh. Come on.

976
00:47:25,801 --> 00:47:27,178
Mm! Mm! Mm!

977
00:47:27,219 --> 00:47:30,306
- All right, enough, enough.
- Mm! Mm.

978
00:47:31,432 --> 00:47:32,767
Oh, fuck.

980
00:47:43,694 --> 00:47:47,323
There is nothing like
a drink and a smoke.

981
00:47:47,365 --> 00:47:49,283
I remember the first time
I had them both together.

982
00:47:49,325 --> 00:47:50,910
I was 14.

983
00:47:50,951 --> 00:47:53,579
It was an act of defiance
and self-gratification

984
00:47:53,621 --> 00:47:56,415
that just perfectly hit
the person I was

985
00:47:56,457 --> 00:47:59,043
and my place in the world.

986
00:47:59,085 --> 00:48:02,088
And it's never been
the fucking same since.

987
00:48:02,129 --> 00:48:04,006
What do you mean?

988
00:48:04,048 --> 00:48:07,551
That nothing's ever as fucking
good as the first time.

989
00:48:10,346 --> 00:48:13,516
James, have you tried this?

990
00:48:13,557 --> 00:48:15,810
Never.

991
00:48:15,851 --> 00:48:17,144
Enjoy it.

992
00:48:17,186 --> 00:48:19,271
You never will
quite the sa--

993
00:48:19,313 --> 00:48:22,483
again.

994
00:48:22,525 --> 00:48:24,110
Damn.

995
00:48:24,151 --> 00:48:27,696
Not even your shitty
philosophizing can ruin that.

997
00:48:29,615 --> 00:48:31,075
There you go.

998
00:48:31,117 --> 00:48:33,411
One drink, and your
sense of humor is back.

999
00:48:33,452 --> 00:48:34,912
You can give up
the buddy shit, Bruno.

1000
00:48:36,664 --> 00:48:38,582
I am your buddy, man.

1001
00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:40,084
In fact, right now,

1002
00:48:40,126 --> 00:48:42,962
I'm your best friend
in the whole world.

1003
00:48:43,003 --> 00:48:44,755
James, I'm really cold.

1004
00:48:44,797 --> 00:48:46,465
Do you mind
if I borrow your jacket?

1005
00:48:48,467 --> 00:48:50,344
Ever the gentleman.

1006
00:48:53,597 --> 00:48:55,182
I undid the child locks.

1007
00:48:55,224 --> 00:48:58,227
Oh, Jess, if you're cold,
we should get going.

1008
00:48:58,269 --> 00:49:00,229
It's your turn to drive.

1009
00:49:00,271 --> 00:49:02,273
I'm not driving.

1010
00:49:02,314 --> 00:49:03,691
Why not?

1011
00:49:03,732 --> 00:49:05,693
I thought everyone in L.A.
drives drunk.

1012
00:49:09,196 --> 00:49:12,616
Good to know
James has a big mouth.

1013
00:49:13,492 --> 00:49:16,078
Ugh. James.

1014
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,462
Come on, James.

1015
00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:27,214
You don't want to miss
the end of your own date.

1017
00:49:33,429 --> 00:49:34,513
Give me another swig.

1018
00:49:34,555 --> 00:49:36,515
- Whoa.
- Are you insane?

1019
00:49:36,557 --> 00:49:39,351
And I thought I had
low regard for human life.

1022
00:49:48,652 --> 00:49:51,113
Mm!

1023
00:49:53,491 --> 00:49:55,075
You got dumped tonight, right?

1024
00:49:55,117 --> 00:49:58,037
James, you do have
a big fucking mouth.

1025
00:49:58,078 --> 00:50:01,081
Is that why you're doing this?
Because she hurt you?

1026
00:50:01,123 --> 00:50:02,500
She hurt your feelings,

1027
00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:04,460
and -- and now you think
you're gonna relive

1028
00:50:04,502 --> 00:50:07,171
your -- your old relationship
with James and me

1029
00:50:07,213 --> 00:50:08,422
is -- is really gonna --

1030
00:50:08,464 --> 00:50:10,674
Darling,
your pop-psychology bullshit

1031
00:50:10,716 --> 00:50:12,843
is not gonna get you
out of this one.

1032
00:50:12,885 --> 00:50:14,678
Please enter a destination.

1033
00:50:19,892 --> 00:50:24,021
Look, you've been afforded
an opportunity tonight.

1034
00:50:24,063 --> 00:50:27,399
We're conditioned
to do what's expected,

1035
00:50:27,441 --> 00:50:30,569
down to following
the GPS instructions

1036
00:50:30,611 --> 00:50:32,905
that come out of
our fucking phones.

1037
00:50:32,947 --> 00:50:37,201
But tonight,
you get to do otherwise.

1038
00:50:37,243 --> 00:50:39,036
I'm sorry.

1039
00:50:39,078 --> 00:50:42,122
For what?

1040
00:50:42,164 --> 00:50:43,499
For undoing the child locks.

1041
00:50:46,210 --> 00:50:48,629
Aah! Fuck!

1042
00:50:48,671 --> 00:50:50,297
James, come on!

1043
00:50:50,339 --> 00:50:52,174
Run! Run, Jess!

1044
00:50:52,216 --> 00:50:53,884
James!

1045
00:50:53,926 --> 00:50:56,095
James!

1046
00:50:56,136 --> 00:50:58,347
Hold on. Hold on.
I-I -- I need you to hold the...

1049
00:51:08,774 --> 00:51:11,235
You came back for her.

1050
00:51:11,277 --> 00:51:13,862
Let's see if she shows you
the same courtesy.

1051
00:51:30,462 --> 00:51:32,256
I missed you, Jess.

1052
00:51:32,298 --> 00:51:34,633
You shouldn't have come back.

1053
00:51:34,675 --> 00:51:36,510
We better get Captain America
here to a drugstore

1054
00:51:36,552 --> 00:51:41,098
before he vomits all over
his pleather interior and me.

1055
00:51:43,058 --> 00:51:44,351
I'm so sorry, James.

1056
00:51:44,393 --> 00:51:46,520
I dislocated
your shoulder back there,

1057
00:51:46,562 --> 00:51:49,857
so it's gonna hurt like shit
until I pop it back in.

1058
00:51:49,898 --> 00:51:52,318
At which point
it's gonna hurt even worse.

1059
00:51:52,359 --> 00:51:53,694
Is that okay, buddy?

1060
00:51:53,736 --> 00:51:54,862
Leave him alone.

1061
00:51:54,903 --> 00:51:58,073
Fine, you pop it back in.

1062
00:51:58,115 --> 00:51:59,950
Jess.

1063
00:51:59,992 --> 00:52:01,952
W-Wh--

1064
00:52:01,994 --> 00:52:04,121
It's okay, James.
Use your words.

1065
00:52:04,163 --> 00:52:05,998
Why would you come back?

1066
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,083
Isn't it obvious?

1067
00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:09,918
'Cause she's a good person,
dawg.

1068
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,046
What's she gonna do,
leave you here with me?

1069
00:52:12,087 --> 00:52:13,797
That's cold.

1070
00:52:16,842 --> 00:52:19,136
All right, we're gonna need
a few things --

1071
00:52:19,178 --> 00:52:21,138
painkillers, a sling,

1072
00:52:21,180 --> 00:52:24,016
and something wooden
for James to bite down onto.

1073
00:52:24,058 --> 00:52:25,768
Here's how we're gonna do this.

1075
00:52:32,900 --> 00:52:35,569
Hi, Bruno.
Hey, it's me -- Bruno.

1076
00:52:35,611 --> 00:52:38,364
Bruno, may I speak to Jess,
please?

1077
00:52:41,742 --> 00:52:44,036
It's for you.

1078
00:52:44,078 --> 00:52:46,163
Jess,
would you do me a favor?

1079
00:52:46,205 --> 00:52:47,998
Would you keep this on speaker?

1080
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:50,542
And hum something for me
so I know you're there.

1081
00:52:55,005 --> 00:52:56,340
Can you hand me my purse?

1082
00:52:56,382 --> 00:52:58,342
I think it's wedged
between the seats.

1083
00:52:58,384 --> 00:53:00,803
Looks like you've got
some shoplifting to do.

1084
00:53:02,262 --> 00:53:03,722
Hop to.

1085
00:53:03,764 --> 00:53:06,475
James back here
isn't getting any healthier.

1086
00:53:12,690 --> 00:53:14,233
Oh, and Jess?

1087
00:53:14,274 --> 00:53:17,486
If you bring back any help,
I'll kill him.

1089
00:53:52,271 --> 00:53:54,565
Can I help you find
anything tonight, ma'am?

1090
00:53:54,606 --> 00:53:56,692
I...

1091
00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:03,031
Sorry, what are you saying?

1092
00:54:04,116 --> 00:54:05,492
I'm okay, thank you.

1093
00:54:05,534 --> 00:54:06,618
Okay.

1096
00:54:13,125 --> 00:54:16,712
Someone is taking
her sweet time.

1097
00:54:18,380 --> 00:54:19,965
At least she could've done us
the courtesy

1098
00:54:20,007 --> 00:54:22,176
of closing the door.

1099
00:54:22,217 --> 00:54:24,136
It's chilly.

1100
00:54:33,937 --> 00:54:35,439
The body of a man

1101
00:54:35,481 --> 00:54:37,232
found in Hollywood
earlier this evening

1102
00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:40,736
has been identified
as 31-year-old Bruno Anthony.

1103
00:54:40,778 --> 00:54:43,280
Anthony was
a respected club promoter

1104
00:54:43,322 --> 00:54:45,657
in the Los Angeles
nightlife community.

1105
00:54:45,699 --> 00:54:48,285
Friends are still in shock
at the vicious murder,

1106
00:54:48,327 --> 00:54:50,245
which the LAPD have determined

1107
00:54:50,287 --> 00:54:52,706
was the result
of blunt force trauma.

1108
00:54:52,748 --> 00:54:55,375
Anthony's body was found
inside the Hollywood apartment

1109
00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:58,295
that he shared with
his fiancée, Gwyneth Cassidy.

1110
00:54:58,337 --> 00:55:01,465
Before his death, Anthony
announced his recent engagement

1111
00:55:01,507 --> 00:55:04,259
to the woman he called
"the love of his life."

1112
00:55:04,301 --> 00:55:07,179
The couple posted
this picture to social media,

1113
00:55:07,221 --> 00:55:09,389
a snapshot of how
he lived his life,

1114
00:55:09,431 --> 00:55:11,683
friends said, always smiling.

1116
00:55:19,399 --> 00:55:24,029
Hey, it was brave,
what you did back there.

1117
00:55:24,071 --> 00:55:27,282
Misguided, but brave.

1118
00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:29,576
Why, man?

1119
00:55:29,618 --> 00:55:30,953
Tell me
that's not your question.

1120
00:55:30,994 --> 00:55:33,413
Why are you
really doing this?

1121
00:55:33,455 --> 00:55:38,877
"Some men just want
to watch the world burn.”

1122
00:55:38,919 --> 00:55:40,128
That's from "The Dark Knight."

1123
00:55:40,170 --> 00:55:41,797
Yeah, I got
the fucking referencing.

1124
00:55:41,839 --> 00:55:43,841
I want to help you, man.

1125
00:55:43,882 --> 00:55:45,926
I don't know.
Why does anybody do anything?

1126
00:55:45,968 --> 00:55:48,011
What the fuck
is taking her so long?

1127
00:55:48,053 --> 00:55:49,596
Do you really know
what to do about this?

1128
00:55:49,638 --> 00:55:52,766
You'll drink something,
I'll pop it back in.

1129
00:55:52,808 --> 00:55:54,726
It'll be chill.

1130
00:55:54,768 --> 00:55:56,103
Ish.

1131
00:55:56,144 --> 00:55:58,021
Just don't pick a fight
with me again.

1132
00:55:58,063 --> 00:56:00,315
That's a losing proposition.

1133
00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:01,650
Hey, don't touch him.

1134
00:56:01,692 --> 00:56:05,946
Give me the phone.
Get in the front.

1135
00:56:05,988 --> 00:56:07,197
Scooch.

1137
00:56:11,660 --> 00:56:13,704
Wash those down with that.

1138
00:56:14,788 --> 00:56:17,457
Tastes even better
when it's free, right?

1139
00:56:19,585 --> 00:56:23,297
I think we all earned
a nice milkshake for ourselves.

1140
00:56:23,338 --> 00:56:24,840
But nothing's gonna be --

1141
00:56:24,882 --> 00:56:28,260
There's a Jack in the Box
at the end of Sunset.

1142
00:56:28,302 --> 00:56:30,429
You ready, brother?

1143
00:56:31,513 --> 00:56:32,764
I want to kill you.

1144
00:56:32,806 --> 00:56:35,142
Who are you kidding?

1145
00:56:35,183 --> 00:56:37,436
You're a good person, dog.

1146
00:56:38,854 --> 00:56:40,772
I shot the clerk
in the liquor store.

1147
00:56:41,982 --> 00:56:43,525
What?

1148
00:56:43,567 --> 00:56:46,778
You shouldn't have
come back for me.

1149
00:56:46,820 --> 00:56:48,488
James, that's very gallant,

1150
00:56:48,530 --> 00:56:52,117
but for the time being,
open your mouth.

1151
00:56:52,159 --> 00:56:54,870
Open.
You'll thank me later.

1152
00:56:54,912 --> 00:56:56,705
Fuck! Oh!

1153
00:56:56,747 --> 00:57:00,000
Three, two, one.

1155
00:57:07,174 --> 00:57:10,302
Jess, remember when you
told us you could sing?

1156
00:57:10,344 --> 00:57:12,220
Give us a song.

1157
00:57:12,262 --> 00:57:15,265
James back here
is looking pretty grim.

1158
00:57:15,307 --> 00:57:17,517
- He could use some cheering up.
- No.

1160
00:57:21,146 --> 00:57:22,814
Do you know any jazz?

1161
00:57:31,073 --> 00:57:32,824
♪ I got the blues ♪

1162
00:57:32,866 --> 00:57:36,703
♪ I feel so lonely ♪

1163
00:57:36,745 --> 00:57:42,459
♪ I'd give the world
if I could only ♪

1164
00:57:42,501 --> 00:57:46,713
♪ Make you understand ♪

1165
00:57:46,755 --> 00:57:51,009
♪ It surely would be grand ♪

1166
00:57:51,051 --> 00:57:57,808
♪ Baby, won't you please
come home? ♪

1167
00:57:57,849 --> 00:58:02,562
♪ Baby, won't you please
come home? ♪

1168
00:58:02,604 --> 00:58:07,109
♪ I have tried in vain ♪

1169
00:58:07,150 --> 00:58:13,448
♪ Nevermore to call your name ♪

1170
00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:17,786
♪ When you left,
you broke my heart ♪

1171
00:58:17,828 --> 00:58:22,124
♪ I never thought
we'd be apart ♪

1172
00:58:22,165 --> 00:58:25,377
♪ Every hour in the day ♪

1173
00:58:25,419 --> 00:58:29,464
♪ You will hear me say ♪

1174
00:58:29,506 --> 00:58:35,345
♪ Baby, won't you please
come home? ♪

1175
00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:40,267
Brava.

1176
00:58:40,308 --> 00:58:42,602
Bravissima.

1177
00:58:42,644 --> 00:58:44,312
James,
aren't you gonna applaud?

1178
00:58:44,354 --> 00:58:46,064
Bruno, will you please
just stop?

1179
00:58:46,106 --> 00:58:48,567
James, you of all people know
how important applause is.

1180
00:58:48,608 --> 00:58:51,403
Come on, man.
Go on.

1181
00:58:51,445 --> 00:58:53,488
Ovate.

1183
00:58:57,784 --> 00:59:00,203
Yes! Yes.

1184
00:59:06,793 --> 00:59:08,587
Welcome to Jack in the Box.
My name is Shawn.

1185
00:59:08,628 --> 00:59:10,630
Can I interest you
in our late-night

1186
00:59:10,672 --> 00:59:12,507
stacked grilled cheeseburger
munchie meal tonight?

1187
00:59:12,549 --> 00:59:14,134
Well, I don't know, Shawn.

1188
00:59:14,176 --> 00:59:15,594
Why don't you walk me through
the late-night

1189
00:59:15,635 --> 00:59:17,012
grilled stacked cheeseburger
munchie meal.

1190
00:59:17,054 --> 00:59:18,847
It's our signature
sourdough Jack

1191
00:59:18,889 --> 00:59:20,599
with a grilled cheese on top,
served with two tacos,

1192
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:22,225
halfsies curly
and regular fries,

1193
00:59:22,267 --> 00:59:23,894
and a 20-ounce drink
for $6.10 before tax.

1194
00:59:23,935 --> 00:59:26,354
$6.10 before tax?
Sign me up, Shawn.

1195
00:59:26,396 --> 00:59:27,564
What kind of drink
would you like with that?

1196
00:59:27,606 --> 00:59:28,607
Let's do a Dr Pepper.

1197
00:59:28,648 --> 00:59:30,067
Will that be all tonight?

1198
00:59:30,108 --> 00:59:32,194
Fuck no! Sorry, Shawn.
Pardon my language.

1199
00:59:32,235 --> 00:59:33,820
You're not religious
or anything, are you?

1200
00:59:33,862 --> 00:59:35,989
Anyway, I'm gonna get
some chicken nuggets

1201
00:59:36,031 --> 00:59:37,574
for my friend Jess in here.

1202
00:59:37,616 --> 00:59:39,284
Would you like the meal
or just the nuggets?

1203
00:59:39,326 --> 00:59:41,703
You know, fuck it, let's get her
some jalapeno poppers too.

1204
00:59:41,745 --> 00:59:42,996
Will that be all tonight?

1205
00:59:43,038 --> 00:59:44,998
You just asked that, and no.

1206
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:47,209
I'd like to get my friend James
something as well.

1207
00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:49,086
James, what would you like?

1208
00:59:49,127 --> 00:59:51,505
He is gonna have
a vanilla milkshake,

1209
00:59:51,546 --> 00:59:53,381
please and thank you, Shawn.

1210
01:00:07,896 --> 01:00:10,190
How are those nuggets, Jess?

1211
01:00:10,232 --> 01:00:11,983
It was always my favorite
in high school --

1212
01:00:12,025 --> 01:00:14,861
get high, come up here.

1213
01:00:14,903 --> 01:00:17,531
Chicken nuggets.

1214
01:00:17,572 --> 01:00:22,035
And a Dr Pepper and curly fries.

1215
01:00:22,077 --> 01:00:23,912
That was the order.

1216
01:00:23,954 --> 01:00:26,540
That was perfection.

1217
01:00:29,668 --> 01:00:31,419
Still mad at your friend James?

1218
01:00:33,088 --> 01:00:35,090
He's no killer.

1219
01:00:35,132 --> 01:00:37,759
What the fuck
are you even talking about?

1220
01:00:37,801 --> 01:00:41,721
We watched. That shot came
from behind the counter, man.

1221
01:00:41,763 --> 01:00:45,267
Probably some paranoid,
trigger-happy NRA dickface

1222
01:00:45,308 --> 01:00:47,018
with lousy aim.

1223
01:00:47,060 --> 01:00:49,020
Lucky James.

1224
01:00:49,062 --> 01:00:51,690
Why would you lie about that?

1225
01:00:51,731 --> 01:00:56,111
Probably to make me think
he's capable of killing me.

1226
01:00:56,153 --> 01:00:58,780
I don't know.

1227
01:00:58,822 --> 01:01:00,740
Can't shit a shitter, James.

1228
01:01:00,782 --> 01:01:05,829
These fucking fries
are amazing.

1229
01:01:08,498 --> 01:01:10,750
James, how's that shake, dude?

1230
01:01:11,918 --> 01:01:14,087
I'm just kidding.
I don't care.

1231
01:01:14,129 --> 01:01:16,381
Let's roll, shall we?

1232
01:01:16,423 --> 01:01:20,594
James,
please enter a destination.

1233
01:01:20,635 --> 01:01:22,262
Where to, Bruno?

1234
01:01:22,304 --> 01:01:25,056
Top of Monument,
right off Sunset.

1235
01:01:25,098 --> 01:01:27,017
All the way to the dead end.

1236
01:01:28,852 --> 01:01:31,146
What's there?

1237
01:01:31,188 --> 01:01:33,982
A hot tub, obviously.

1238
01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:36,026
Please follow
the highlighted route.

1239
01:01:36,067 --> 01:01:38,403
Honestly, you guys,
I'm feeling a little guilty

1240
01:01:38,445 --> 01:01:39,696
because you both shared

1241
01:01:39,738 --> 01:01:41,740
some really profound shit
with me earlier.

1242
01:01:41,781 --> 01:01:43,783
So I want to share something
with the both of you,

1243
01:01:43,825 --> 01:01:47,037
something that's always
meant a lot to me.

1244
01:01:47,078 --> 01:01:49,080
But I can't do it alone.

1245
01:01:49,122 --> 01:01:50,916
There's gonna be some
chorus shit that you have to do.

1246
01:01:50,957 --> 01:01:52,375
You'll figure it out.

1247
01:01:52,417 --> 01:01:55,879
Now, usually I don't do this,
but, uh,

1248
01:01:55,921 --> 01:01:57,380
go ahead and break 'em off

1249
01:01:57,422 --> 01:01:59,007
with a little preview
of the remix.

1250
01:01:59,049 --> 01:02:00,800
♪ Now, I'm not trying
to be rude ♪

1251
01:02:00,842 --> 01:02:02,385
♪ But, hey, pretty girl
I'm feeling you ♪

1252
01:02:02,427 --> 01:02:04,387
♪ The way
you do the things you do ♪

1253
01:02:04,429 --> 01:02:06,264
♪ Reminds me of my Lexus coupe ♪

1254
01:02:06,306 --> 01:02:08,308
♪ That's why I'm all up
in your grill ♪

1255
01:02:08,350 --> 01:02:09,559
♪ Trying to get you to a hotel ♪

1256
01:02:09,601 --> 01:02:11,311
♪ You must be a football coach ♪

1257
01:02:11,353 --> 01:02:13,313
♪ The way you got me
playing the field ♪

1258
01:02:13,355 --> 01:02:15,106
- ♪ So, baby, give me that ♪
- ♪ Toot toot ♪

1259
01:02:15,148 --> 01:02:16,983
- ♪ Let me give you that ♪
- ♪ Beep beep ♪

1260
01:02:17,025 --> 01:02:18,860
♪ Running her hands
through my fro ♪

1261
01:02:18,902 --> 01:02:20,654
♪ Bouncing on twenty fo's ♪

1262
01:02:20,695 --> 01:02:22,530
Come on, fuckers, sing it.

1263
01:02:22,572 --> 01:02:24,366
♪ It's the remix to "Ignition" ♪

1264
01:02:24,407 --> 01:02:25,992
♪ Hot and fresh
out the kitchen ♪

1265
01:02:26,034 --> 01:02:27,619
♪ Mama rolling that body ♪

1266
01:02:27,661 --> 01:02:29,663
♪ Got every man in here
wishing ♪

1267
01:02:29,704 --> 01:02:31,665
♪ Sipping on Coke and rum ♪

1268
01:02:31,706 --> 01:02:33,291
♪ I'm like, so what I'm drunk. ♪

1269
01:02:33,333 --> 01:02:35,001
♪ It's the freaking weekend ♪

1270
01:02:35,043 --> 01:02:37,420
♪ Baby, I'm about to
have me some fun ♪

1271
01:02:37,462 --> 01:02:39,422
♪ Bounce, bounce, bounce ♪

1272
01:02:39,464 --> 01:02:41,341
♪ Bounce, bounce,
bounce, bounce ♪

1273
01:02:41,383 --> 01:02:42,384
♪ Bounce, bounce, bounce ♪

1274
01:02:42,425 --> 01:02:44,010
♪ Come on ♪

1275
01:02:44,052 --> 01:02:46,012
♪ It's like
"Murder, She Wrote" ♪

1276
01:02:46,054 --> 01:02:47,722
♪ Once I get you
out them clothes ♪

1277
01:02:47,764 --> 01:02:49,516
♪ "Privacy” is on the door ♪

1278
01:02:49,557 --> 01:02:51,309
♪ But still they can hear you
screaming more ♪

1279
01:02:51,351 --> 01:02:53,228
♪ Girl, I'm feeling
what you're feeling ♪

1280
01:02:53,270 --> 01:02:55,230
♪ No more hoping and wishing ♪

1281
01:02:55,272 --> 01:02:58,275
♪ I'm bout to take my key
and stick it in the ignition ♪

1282
01:02:58,316 --> 01:03:00,068
- ♪ So give me that ♪
- ♪ Toot toot ♪

1283
01:03:00,110 --> 01:03:02,195
- ♪ Let me give you that ♪
- ♪ Beep beep ♪

1284
01:03:02,237 --> 01:03:04,155
♪ Running her hands
through my fro ♪

1285
01:03:04,197 --> 01:03:06,032
♪ Bouncing on 24s ♪

1286
01:03:06,074 --> 01:03:07,701
♪ While they say
on the radio ♪

1287
01:03:07,742 --> 01:03:09,536
♪ It's the remix to "Ignition" ♪

1288
01:03:09,577 --> 01:03:11,204
♪ Hot and fresh
out the kitchen ♪

1289
01:03:11,246 --> 01:03:12,998
♪ Mama rolling that body ♪

1290
01:03:13,039 --> 01:03:14,499
♪ Got every man in here
wishing ♪

1291
01:03:14,541 --> 01:03:16,835
♪ Sipping on Coke and rum ♪

1292
01:03:16,876 --> 01:03:18,420
♪ I'm like, so what I'm drunk ♪

1293
01:03:18,461 --> 01:03:20,130
♪ It's the freaking weekend ♪

1294
01:03:20,171 --> 01:03:22,465
♪ Baby, I'm about to
have me some fun ♪

1295
01:03:22,507 --> 01:03:25,760
♪ Cristal popping
in the stretch Navigator ♪

1296
01:03:25,802 --> 01:03:29,097
♪ We got food everywhere,
as if the party was catered ♪

1297
01:03:29,139 --> 01:03:31,558
♪ We got fellas to my left ♪

1298
01:03:31,599 --> 01:03:33,685
♪ Honeys on my right ♪

1299
01:03:33,727 --> 01:03:36,938
♪ You bring 'em both together,
we got chilling all night ♪

1300
01:03:36,980 --> 01:03:40,442
♪ Then after the show,
it's the after-party ♪

1301
01:03:40,483 --> 01:03:44,154
♪ And after the party,
it's the hotel lobby ♪

1302
01:03:44,195 --> 01:03:47,574
♪ Around about 4:00
you got to clear the lobby ♪

1303
01:03:47,615 --> 01:03:49,576
♪ You can take it
to your room and... ♪

1304
01:03:49,617 --> 01:03:51,119
- Ash!

1305
01:03:52,996 --> 01:03:55,332
You have reached
your destination.

1306
01:03:55,373 --> 01:03:58,043
We hope you had
a safe and pleasant ride.

1308
01:04:00,295 --> 01:04:01,713
You okay?

1309
01:04:01,755 --> 01:04:03,089
Yeah.

1310
01:04:04,549 --> 01:04:06,259
You got to be
fucking kidding me.

1311
01:04:06,301 --> 01:04:08,136
Go, go.

1312
01:04:08,178 --> 01:04:11,097
The house.
We got to go for the house.

1313
01:04:17,771 --> 01:04:20,023
- James, hurry.
- Hold on. Hey.

1314
01:04:20,065 --> 01:04:22,859
- Hold on.
- Fuck, he's getting out.

1315
01:04:25,779 --> 01:04:27,947
Hey.

1316
01:04:27,989 --> 01:04:30,575
Open the damn door!

1317
01:04:30,617 --> 01:04:32,035
Hey, come on,
open the fucking door.

1318
01:04:32,077 --> 01:04:34,079
- Come on. James. James.
- Somebody help us.

1319
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:35,830
Come on.
Let's go. Let's go.

1320
01:04:41,044 --> 01:04:42,045
James.

1321
01:04:45,548 --> 01:04:47,133
Oh, fuck.

1322
01:04:48,593 --> 01:04:49,844
James!

1323
01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:52,180
The pool.
We need to get in the pool.

1324
01:04:56,851 --> 01:04:58,186
Oh, it's a bad idea.

1325
01:04:58,228 --> 01:05:00,730
- We don't have time.
- Fuck this thing.

1327
01:05:19,707 --> 01:05:21,084
I'm really sorry.

1328
01:05:21,126 --> 01:05:22,794
It's okay.

1329
01:06:03,001 --> 01:06:04,711
Let there be...

1331
01:06:14,512 --> 01:06:16,890
I told you
we were going to a hot tub.

1332
01:06:16,931 --> 01:06:18,266
Get out.

1333
01:06:24,481 --> 01:06:25,648
James...

1334
01:06:27,233 --> 01:06:28,943
You can end the ride now.

1335
01:06:30,278 --> 01:06:31,821
This is our destination.

1336
01:06:37,911 --> 01:06:40,580
I'll be sure to give you
five stars in my review.

1337
01:06:40,622 --> 01:06:42,874
What do you want from us?

1340
01:06:47,795 --> 01:06:50,715
To do just what you said,

1341
01:06:50,757 --> 01:06:52,926
for God's sake.

1342
01:06:52,967 --> 01:06:56,095
Let us sit upon the ground

1343
01:06:56,137 --> 01:07:01,309
and tell sad stories
of the death of kings.

1344
01:07:01,351 --> 01:07:03,269
Strip.

1345
01:07:03,311 --> 01:07:05,897
Bruno, come on, man.

1346
01:07:05,939 --> 01:07:08,233
You wanted to get
in the hot tub, right?

1347
01:07:08,274 --> 01:07:11,444
I mean, that's why we're here,
isn't it?

1348
01:07:11,486 --> 01:07:12,487
I want to go home.

1349
01:07:12,529 --> 01:07:14,822
Don't tell me to let you go

1350
01:07:14,864 --> 01:07:16,866
or that
I'm making you stay here

1351
01:07:16,908 --> 01:07:20,078
or whatever other fake-ass
bullshit you tell yourself

1352
01:07:20,119 --> 01:07:24,165
to justify your fundamentally
unsatisfying existence.

1353
01:07:24,207 --> 01:07:25,708
Because frankly...

1354
01:07:27,377 --> 01:07:28,586
...won't buy it.

1355
01:07:30,421 --> 01:07:36,594
Now, take off your clothes
and get in the fucking hot tub.

1356
01:07:36,636 --> 01:07:38,555
Off.

1357
01:07:56,531 --> 01:07:58,616
We have to get the gun.

1358
01:08:08,585 --> 01:08:11,588
Damn, bro.
You work out?

1359
01:08:11,629 --> 01:08:14,257
You too, Jess.

1360
01:08:32,567 --> 01:08:34,527
Bellissima.

1361
01:08:34,569 --> 01:08:36,779
James, you ever kind of wish
you were ltalian?

1362
01:08:36,821 --> 01:08:40,325
Those guys get to say whatever
they want about a woman's body,

1363
01:08:40,366 --> 01:08:42,076
and nobody bats an eye.

1364
01:08:42,118 --> 01:08:46,080
Now, get in
the fucking hot tub.

1365
01:09:13,816 --> 01:09:17,820
- I'm gonna take a swig of this.
- You're gonna need it.

1366
01:09:23,117 --> 01:09:24,369
What are you doing?

1367
01:09:26,079 --> 01:09:30,583
Oh, "something, something"
desperate times.

1368
01:09:30,625 --> 01:09:33,461
"Something, something”
desperate measures.

1369
01:09:33,503 --> 01:09:35,963
- I'm not desperate.
- Jessica.

1370
01:09:36,005 --> 01:09:39,008
Tonight you asked
your cab driver on a date.

1371
01:09:39,050 --> 01:09:41,844
Belittle me all you want, Bruno.

1372
01:09:41,886 --> 01:09:43,262
I'm not belittling you.

1373
01:09:43,304 --> 01:09:45,056
That's what you are.
You drive people around.

1374
01:09:45,098 --> 01:09:47,058
You offer them adorable
little bottles of water.

1375
01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:48,685
You do everything
in your power

1376
01:09:48,726 --> 01:09:51,312
to block the nagging voice
in your head that says,

1377
01:09:51,354 --> 01:09:53,981
"I will never be
anything other than this."

1378
01:09:54,023 --> 01:09:58,069
And until you acknowledge that,
you never will.

1379
01:09:58,111 --> 01:10:00,530
So is that what this is about?

1380
01:10:00,571 --> 01:10:02,907
You think you're
somehow helping us?

1381
01:10:02,949 --> 01:10:05,076
You're an amazing actor, James,

1382
01:10:05,118 --> 01:10:07,245
but no one's ever
gonna know that.

1383
01:10:07,286 --> 01:10:11,457
Because when the time
comes to act, you hesitate.

1384
01:10:11,499 --> 01:10:16,963
You told me you just wanted to
play Richard II before you die.

1385
01:10:17,004 --> 01:10:18,548
And now you're gonna kill me?

1386
01:10:18,589 --> 01:10:20,717
Don't be so banal.

1387
01:10:20,758 --> 01:10:23,845
Tonight isn't about dying.
It's about living.

1389
01:10:24,929 --> 01:10:26,764
If we make it to sunrise,

1390
01:10:26,806 --> 01:10:29,559
you will forever
look back on this night

1391
01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:33,312
and remember what it felt like
to be alive.

1392
01:10:33,354 --> 01:10:35,606
Now, you get to choose.

1393
01:10:35,648 --> 01:10:37,483
Who goes first?

1394
01:10:38,735 --> 01:10:40,695
You or her?

1395
01:10:40,737 --> 01:10:42,447
Me, Bruno.

1396
01:10:42,488 --> 01:10:44,615
- Fucking point your gun at me.
- Great.

1397
01:10:48,536 --> 01:10:50,163
Is this Gwyn's house?

1398
01:10:50,204 --> 01:10:52,582
What the fuck did you just say?

1399
01:10:52,623 --> 01:10:56,294
Bruno A.
stands for Bruno Anthony,

1400
01:10:56,335 --> 01:10:59,505
a dead club promoter
they found in Hollywood.

1401
01:10:59,547 --> 01:11:01,174
This guy
doesn't look dead to me.

1402
01:11:01,215 --> 01:11:03,843
I hope I don't look like
a fucking club promoter either.

1403
01:11:03,885 --> 01:11:07,263
They said he's survived
by his fiancée, Gwyneth.

1404
01:11:07,305 --> 01:11:10,725
You told us that you suffered
from a recent breakup.

1405
01:11:10,767 --> 01:11:12,977
I believe that.
That's not a lie.

1406
01:11:13,019 --> 01:11:14,854
No, the only thing
you lied about

1407
01:11:14,896 --> 01:11:16,856
is how long ago
it actually happened.

1408
01:11:20,151 --> 01:11:22,111
Go on, Bruno, use your words.

1409
01:11:27,742 --> 01:11:29,076
Get out of the tub!

1410
01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:36,959
I knew it.

1411
01:11:37,001 --> 01:11:38,669
Hey, hey,
don't you fucking move, man!

1412
01:11:38,711 --> 01:11:41,339
- I knew I could get you to do...
- Don't listen to him.

1413
01:11:41,380 --> 01:11:42,757
...anything.

1414
01:11:42,799 --> 01:11:45,885
I knew I could get you
to pick up a girl,

1415
01:11:45,927 --> 01:11:50,139
to commit armed robbery,
to kill somebody.

1416
01:11:50,181 --> 01:11:52,099
Let's just get out of here!

1417
01:11:52,141 --> 01:11:54,060
I guess that somebody's me.

1418
01:11:54,101 --> 01:11:55,269
Fuck you!

1419
01:11:55,311 --> 01:11:57,772
You said
you were just a henchman.

1420
01:11:57,814 --> 01:12:00,024
Now you get to be
a full-on villain.

1421
01:12:00,066 --> 01:12:01,567
Fuck this guy, James.
Let's just go.

1422
01:12:01,609 --> 01:12:02,610
Do it.

1423
01:12:04,195 --> 01:12:06,155
Do it!

1424
01:12:06,197 --> 01:12:07,490
Goodbye, Bruno.

1425
01:12:13,538 --> 01:12:14,539
James.

1427
01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:18,251
Come on!

1428
01:12:20,545 --> 01:12:23,172
I thought you were my buddy.

1429
01:12:23,214 --> 01:12:26,425
Stay with me, brother.

1430
01:12:29,887 --> 01:12:31,597
James!

1432
01:12:40,147 --> 01:12:44,485
Hello, James.
You have one new ride request.

1434
01:12:59,458 --> 01:13:02,753
Ride accepted.
Let's ride.

1435
01:13:11,888 --> 01:13:14,015
Hello, is this Maria?

1436
01:13:14,056 --> 01:13:17,268
This is James.
I'm your ride.