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  1. None of these are connected.
  2.  
  3. >On way to Rarity's shop to replace shirt after Fluttershy's last attempt
  4. >Why is it dark all of a sudden
  5. >Look up
  6. >Dark clouds blocking sun, but no rain
  7. >Look back down
  8. >Fluttershy coming out of alley
  9. >nope.avi
  10. >Turn around
  11. >Angel holding a salad knife, giving you a look
  12. >Fuck
  13. >Turn back around, Fluttershy is right in front of you
  14. >"Oh hi anon, can you answer a question for me?"
  15. >herewego.jpg
  16. >"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
  17. >Holds up rag
  18. >Lean face in, pretend to sniff it.
  19. Why no, it doesn't.
  20. >"Really?"
  21. >She puts it to her nose, passes out
  22. Fucking Fluttershy.
  23.  
  24. >Helping Twilight with some manner of magic
  25. >Something goes wrong
  26. >Remember flying against wall
  27.  
  28. >Wake up indeterminate amount of time later in bed
  29. >Completely naked
  30. >Fluttershy. Still in Twilight's library, but Fluttershy.
  31. >Wrap blanket around you
  32. >Go downstairs
  33. >See Twilight. "Oh Anon, you're awake! Fluttershy said she would be right back to get what she needs to help you."
  34. What.
  35. >"Oh, you were only out for an hour or so. Fluttershy just happened to be right outside, and came in as soon as you got hurt."
  36. Uh huh
  37. >"She mentioned a human healing tactic you told her about, but that she needed all your clothes off first. She also needed something from her home. Your clothes sure were hard to get off!"
  38. Where are my clothes?
  39. >"Oh, she took them with her. You humans have some weird practices!"
  40. >Enter Fluttershy
  41. >"O-oh, you're... awake!"
  42. >She has sleeping pills
  43. >"Just take a few of these, you'll feel so much better!"
  44. >Walk out, trailing blanket behind you
  45. Fucking Fluttershy.
  46.  
  47. >Cutie Mark Crusaders ask for your help with something
  48. >Following Apple Bloom to their clubhouse
  49. >Hear her shout "Now!"
  50. >Suddenly suspended a few feet high in a net
  51. >See Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo jump out of bushes nearby and look each other over
  52. >They all sigh, seeing no cutie marks
  53. >Suddenly see Fluttershy's wingboners in bush
  54. >"Well, nice try, girls. Maybe you'll get your cutie marks next time. Now, just run along, and I'll let Anon down."
  55. >They leave, talking about their next plot
  56. >Just you and Fluttershy
  57. >In the middle of nowhere
  58. >You're in a net
  59. >Fuck
  60. >"So Anon, are you thirsty?"
  61. >She offers you a milky liquid
  62. >It's water mixed with sleeping pills
  63. No thanks.
  64. >"Hungry?"
  65. >She offers you a flower
  66. >See a tube in flower
  67. >See tube connected to canister that says knockout gas
  68. No thanks.
  69. >"Well, I'm sure you'll change your mind. I don't have any way of cutting the net here, but I think I might have something back home... I'll just drag you on over!"
  70. >Halfway there
  71. >Mind a-flutter, worried about what she has in store for you
  72. >"Fluttershy, where are you taking the human?"
  73. >See Celestia coming down
  74. >Thank God
  75. >"Oh, I'm just going to go cut him free! He got stuck in a net for one of my animals, you see..."
  76. She's lying, sweet God help me!
  77. >Celestia stares
  78. >Fluttershy giggles, and sprints away
  79. Please let me out!
  80. >Celestia smiles, and grabs the rope with her teeth to take you back to the castle
  81. Fucking Molestia
  82.  
  83. >Middle of Everfree Forest
  84. >On way to get something from Zecora to make you immune to sleeping pills
  85. >Hear rustling in the bushes
  86. >See chicken head pop out
  87. >Oh thank God it's just a--what.
  88. >Cockatrice
  89. >Stares at you
  90. >Can't tear gaze away
  91. >Legs turned to stone
  92. >Fluttershy steps out of bushes behind it
  93. >Cockatrice stops
  94. >Fluttershy drops some gold in its hand
  95. >They have a mock battle
  96. >Cockatrice flees
  97. >"Oh Anon, aren't you just so thankful I saved you?"
  98. >Legs still stone
  99. I think I'd prefer to be stone, actually.
  100. >"I don't know about your upper body, but I think I can get a part of you hard..."
  101. >Oh God
  102. >She digs in bushes to get a rope and ties your hands while standing behind you
  103. >Reaches back in bushes to get a hammer
  104. >Breaks away stone pants
  105. >More of you is stone than you thought
  106. >You're rock hard, but soft
  107. >She sighs and gets the cockatrice again
  108. >He frees you all the way
  109. >Run like an African to a Red Cross truck
  110. >"Wait Anon! I need to save you again!"
  111. >Look back for some reason
  112. >See her being turned to stone by the cockatrice
  113. >"Help me Anon!"
  114. >Keep running
  115. Fucking Fluttershy
  116.  
  117. >Grand Galloping Gala
  118. >Invited because you're the only human
  119. >Forced to go by Twilight because it's a royal thing
  120. >All of Twilight's friends are also going
  121. >Fluttershy.
  122. >Manage to avoid her most of the night, but know she's constantly watching
  123. >Applejack mentions huge maze outside
  124. How did I not notice that?
  125. >Decide to hide in maze, since it's fuckhuge
  126. >Wait until Fluttershy isn't looking
  127. >Sprint to maze entrance
  128. >Almost make it
  129. >Get to badass statue
  130. >Fluttershy hiding behind it
  131. >She pounces
  132. >"Don't worry, Anon! You can stop running, you're safe now..."
  133. >Scream for help
  134. >"Sh, I'll protect you!"
  135. >You hear evil laughter
  136. >You both look up
  137. >Badass statue is waking up
  138. >"Your discordant mewling has awo--what are you doing."
  139. Help, she's trying to--
  140. >She covers your mouth, still staring at the statue
  141. >The look on its face is terrified
  142. >It slowly reverts back to its original position and snaps its fingers, turning back to stone
  143. >Celestia and co. come cantering up
  144. >You and Fluttershy hailed as heroes for stopping Discord
  145. Fucking Fluttershy
  146.  
  147. >Walking through Ponyville
  148. >See group of ponies singing
  149. >Used to deus ex singing by now
  150. >Keep going
  151. >See group of singing ponies get closer to you
  152. >Fluttershy's in the center of the group, singing the main part
  153. >It's about love
  154. >Oh fuck
  155. >Know weird shit happens during pony songs
  156. >Start running
  157. >Turn corner a few blocks away
  158. >Run face first into Fluttershy
  159. >She grabs you and starts dancing, dragging you along
  160. >Can't resist magic of the song
  161. >Dance with her, singing words that come to your mind unbidden
  162. >Cavort through the town, with a large group of ponies following and singing backup
  163. >End up at Fluttershy's house
  164. >All ponies melt away
  165. >Song magic starts to fade away
  166. >Gone completely with both of your hand and her hoof on the door knob, her mouth poised to kiss you
  167. >Pull away from her embrace
  168. >Trip over turtle while fleeing and hit head on something
  169. >Wake up in windowless room
  170. >Door is locked
  171. >Lock is on your side
  172. >What.
  173. >Unlock door and open it
  174. >Fluttershy is on the other side with a key
  175. >"How did you--" She looks at your hands
  176. >Ponies can't maneuver locks with hooves
  177. >Run, make sure not to trip over any critters
  178. Fucking singing.
  179.  
  180. >Running of the Leaves, or some shit like that
  181. >Most of the town is empty, with a lot of the ponies watching or participating in the race
  182. >A few shops are still open, catering to non-pony customers that can't participate
  183. >Figure this is your chance to get around town without getting accosted by Fluttershy
  184. >Make it an hour with no sign of her
  185. >Hear a rattling down a small alley
  186. >Keep going, but stay alert
  187. >See a yellow and pink head fleeing around a corner
  188. >itbegins.jpg
  189. >For the next few hours, see constant signs of Fluttershy, but nothing that definitely makes it her
  190. >On the way home
  191. >Arms full of food and supplies
  192. >Hear something behind you
  193. >Turn
  194. >Nothing there
  195. >Turn back
  196. >Fluttershy. Fluttershy everywhere
  197. >Hit head on poll turning so fast
  198. >Vision spinning
  199. >"Oh Anon, are you okay? Here, let me help you!"
  200. >She takes you into her forelegs
  201. >"Let me just kiss it and make it all better."
  202. >She reaches for your pants
  203. I hit my head, not that!
  204. >"I know! I'm just going to give your head a little kiss. And maybe some more, besides..."
  205. Not THAT head!
  206. >Your vision returns
  207. >You're pinned to the ground on the path home
  208. >Fluttershy is on top of you
  209. >Your pants are all the way down somehow
  210. >"Oh my! You sure do seem happy to see me!"
  211. >Suddenly ponies, ponies everywhere
  212. >You're on the path of the race
  213. >Fluttershy gets carried away in the crush of the crowd
  214. >You are miraculously untouched
  215. >All of your food and supplies are destroyed
  216. Fucking Fluttershy
  217.  
  218. >Hearts and Hooves Day
  219. I don't even want to deal with this shit
  220. >Hide inside all day
  221. >Knock on door
  222. >Don't even think about answering it
  223. >See Rainbow Dash looking through blinds
  224. >Warily open door
  225. >"I know you're alone today, so me and the gals thought it would be fun to get out and do something as friends! Whattaya say?"
  226. >Bad, bad feeling
  227. >Go anyway, because you're an idiot
  228. >Go to Sugarcube Corners
  229. >Mane six already there, with Rainbow Dash coming in
  230. >Get seated across from Fluttershy
  231. >herewego.jpg
  232. >Mrs. Cake drops off drinks for everyone
  233. >Your's is purple. And bubbling.
  234. What
  235. >Fluttershy is watching you with a silent and disturbing intensity
  236. >When Rainbow Dash isn't looking you swap your drinks
  237. >Before Fluttershy can stop her, RD downs the entire cup
  238. >RD looks at Rarity
  239. >yfw when you realize you are now stuck with drinking diet Dr Pony
  240. >RD chases Rarity out of the joint
  241. >Fluttershy is staring at you innocently
  242. >Mrs. Cake walks up
  243. >"I see you don't like Fluttershy's creation, Anon. She said it was a human thing, but I guess not all of them like it."
  244. >You get up and leave
  245. >On the way out you see Rainbow Dash holding Rarity down and nuzzling her in ways you didn't feel comfortable watching
  246. Fucking Fluttershy
  247.  
  248. >Celestia coming to Ponyville for some reason or another
  249. >Twilight says you need to be there, because fuck you
  250. >Make it to Sugarcube Corners with no incidents
  251. >All the important ponies are there
  252. >Fucking Fluttershy.
  253. >She's behaving, so far
  254. >There's some bigass firebird staring at you from next to Celestia
  255. >Fluttershy's eyes are darting from it to you
  256. >This won't end well
  257. >Meeting starts winding down, nothing important was said
  258. >Leave
  259. >On way back home
  260. >Firebird out of nowhere
  261. >All your clothes on fire
  262. >Writhe on the ground
  263. >Fluttershy comes running out of a convenient nearby alley
  264. >She tries to douse the flames
  265. >Fucking hooves don't do shit against flames
  266. >Your screams bring out Celestia and the other ponies
  267. >Celestia uses magic to put out flames
  268. >Lying on ground mostly naked surrounded by ponies
  269. >Bird lands on Celestia
  270. >"Philomena, did you do this?"
  271. >It nods
  272. >"Anon, you simply must let me make it up to you! Here, come along with me to the palace."
  273. >Fluttershy speaks up, "Are you sure you don't want me to take care of him, Princess?"
  274. >"This wasn't your fault, Fluttershy. Don't worry, I'll take good care of him..."
  275. >"So close... so close!"
  276. >Why
  277. Fucking Molestia. Fucking Fluttershy. Fucking birds.
  278.  
  279. >Talking to Applejack about making applejack
  280. >Mention what alcohol does to the mind
  281. >"Why would you want to make something like that?"
  282. Helps me sleep
  283. >"Whatever"
  284. >She promises apples if you make a still
  285. >See Fluttershy's tail poking out of a nearby tree
  286. >herewego.png
  287. >Build still over the course of a month
  288. >Fend off numerous rape attempts
  289. >Get apples
  290. >???
  291. >No fucking profit, alcohol takes a while to make
  292. >Make booze
  293. >Entire stock of booze missing when you go to taste it
  294. >FUUUUUUU
  295. >Knock at the door
  296. >Open it
  297. >Fluttershy with a jar of your hooch
  298. >She opens her mouth
  299. >Slam door
  300. I'm not dealing with your shit today
  301. >"Oh... Okay. I'll be back tomorrow, then!"
  302.  
  303. >Night time
  304. >Sneak into Fluttershy's cottage
  305. >No pony there
  306. >See psychotic bunny guarding several jars
  307. >worthit.jpg
  308. >Distract bunny with carrot
  309. >Steal jars
  310. >Go home
  311. >Enter house to find Fluttershy exiting house
  312. >"O-o-oh, h-hi Anon! Is this YOUR house?"
  313. Get the fuck out
  314. >She leaves
  315. >Lock everything and drown sorrows in booze
  316. >Wake up with blinding headache
  317. >Can't move
  318. >"Oh, hi anon! I think you dropped your key..."
  319. >She spends five hours trying to get your whiskey dick hard
  320. >Applejack comes by to see how everything is going
  321. Oh God help me!
  322. >Fluttershy: "Oh, hi AJ!"
  323. >"What."
  324. >Fluttershy: "I'll just be leaving now!"
  325. >"Seriously, what."
  326. Fucking Fluttershy
  327.  
  328. >Hearth's Warming Eve
  329. >Pageant going on at Canterlot
  330. >Get invited to watch
  331. >Okay
  332. >Twilight and friends playing the parts of dead people
  333. >Watch play
  334. >Pretty alright
  335. >Fluttershy keeps looking at Spike, the narrator
  336. >Uhoh.png
  337. >Nothing bad happens, though
  338. >Curtain falls, play's over
  339. >Suddenly hear Spike, "Wait, there's more to the script!"
  340. >Fuck.
  341. >Spike: "Ahem! And now we'll all learn where Celestia came from! Private Pansy, front and center! And... Anon? What the..."
  342. >Fluttershy: "You read the script, narrator! Anon, come on up!"
  343. >You don't like where this is going, not one bit.
  344. >Get pushed to stage by crowd
  345. >See Spike looking at script, scratching his head
  346. >"Anon, what does this mean?"
  347. >Look at script
  348. >Indescribable acts between you and Fluttershy depicted
  349. >Look at Fluttershy
  350. >"Well, if the script says it, I guess we HAVE to!"
  351. >Walk off stage
  352. >Don't stop walking until you get home
  353.  
  354. >Back home
  355. >Celestia waiting for you inside
  356. >"Why did you leave the stage, Anon? You ruined part of my play!"
  357. What.
  358. >"So many ponies keep asking me where I came from, and I wanted to show them! Fluttershy saw the plans and asked to be substituted in for Rainbow Dash."
  359. No seriously. What.
  360. >"I'm here to bring you back to get you to do it right!"
  361. There aren't enough whats in the world.
  362. >She teleports you to the pageant before you can flee
  363. >"Unfortunately, all your friends have already left. Thankfully, Luna here decided to stand in for your friend Fluttershy!"
  364. >Massive crowd
  365. >Luna smiling at you, front legs bent down and tail swished aside
  366. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  367. Fucking Molestia. Fucking Luna.
  368.  
  369. >Wake up early
  370. >Do morning things
  371. >Look for breakfast foods that aren't contaminated
  372. >Another day of fasting
  373. >Open door
  374. >Walls on both side of door, creating a path
  375. >Look out window
  376. >Entire maze surrounding house
  377. What.
  378. >See Fluttershy approaching
  379. How?
  380. >"I don't know what you're talking about! I was just on my way to visit when this maze suddenly appeared! Discord may have broken out again, Anon! We should stick together for safety... You know how weak and helpless I am..."
  381. You have wings.
  382. >She looks at herself, surprised
  383. >"Oooh! Hold on a second!"
  384. >She flies off
  385. >Suddenly, a massive something covers the entire maze
  386. >You hear a muffled "Wait, how do I get in?"
  387. >Go back inside, lock your door, go to bed
  388. Fucking Fluttershy. Seriously, HOW?
  389.  
  390. >Fluttershy's birthday
  391. >Get invitation several days prior
  392. >Don't respond
  393. >Increasing number of invitations per day
  394. >Pretend to not get any of them
  395. >Day of party
  396. >Hide in house all day
  397. >Knock at door
  398. >Applejack and Rainbow Dash
  399. >Applejack: "Why ain't you at the party?"
  400. >RD: "Yeah, it was Fluttershy's one birthday wish for you to be there!"
  401. Sorry, I was busy installing extra locks.
  402. >Get forcibly dragged to party
  403. >Flying hug tackled as soon as you get in door
  404. >"You came!"
  405. >Fuck
  406. >Rest of party goes well enough
  407. >Constantly paranoid, refuse to eat anything
  408. >Fail to participate in any real games
  409. >Get called party pooper by Pinkie Pie
  410. >Meh
  411. >She gives you a sad look
  412. >Nothing can withstand Pinkie's sad look
  413. >Pretend to have fun
  414. >Pinkie gives you cake
  415. >Everyone has been eating it, Fluttershy hasn't been near it
  416. >Okay.jpg
  417. >Eat cake
  418.  
  419. >Wake up some time later
  420. >Tons of passed out ponies all around you
  421. >Fluttershy passed out on top of you
  422. >Her hoof down your pants
  423. What.
  424. >Look at cake again
  425. >She put sleeping stuff all up in the cake
  426. >Forgot and ate it herself
  427. Fucking Fluttershy
  428.  
  429. >Helping Rarity collect gems
  430. >No sign of Fluttershy all day
  431. >Start seeing and hearing small signs all around you
  432. >Herewego.jpeg
  433. >Expect Fluttershy
  434. >Get fucking dogs
  435. >Dogs everywhere
  436. >Rarity escapes
  437. >You don't
  438. >Get grabbed by some fucking mutt
  439. >Dragged down to caves
  440. >Still somehow expecting Fluttershy
  441. >No Fluttershy
  442. Did she put you up to this?
  443. >"What?"
  444. Fluttershy. Where is she?
  445. >"Who?"
  446. DON'T TOUCH ME YOU MONSTERS!
  447. >They're totally confused
  448. >"What the hell have those ponies done to you?"
  449. >Finally think you might possibly be safe
  450. >"You can chill here as long as you like, Anon. No ponies come down here."
  451. >There is a God!
  452.  
  453. >Spend a few days chilling with Diamond Dogs
  454. >No sign of Fluttershy or any ponies
  455. >All is good
  456. >Suddenly hear something coming down one of the tunnels
  457. >Twilight and gang
  458. >No. Noooo. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
  459. >They kidnap you from Dogs, who try to put up a fight
  460. >Fluttershy and RD dragging you kicking and screaming from cave
  461. >RD: "What have they done to Anon? He's acting crazy!"
  462. >FS: "I don't know, but we better keep him hidden for a while, so none of the ponies get worred. He can stay at my house!"
  463. >Other ponies agree
  464. >So close. You were safe!
  465.  
  466. >At Fluttershy's home
  467. >Locked and bound in hidden room
  468. >Not eating anything she gives you
  469. >FS leaves you to stew in desperation for a day
  470. >Finally comes in
  471. >Can't get to any of your 'fun' parts due to ropes
  472. >"Now Anon, if you promise not to run away I'll take your binds off!"
  473. Yeah. Right.
  474. >She unties you
  475. >Book it straight home and barricade self in
  476. >Knock at door
  477. >"You promised!"
  478. Fucking Fluttershy
  479.  
  480. >Some griffin chick in town
  481. >She seems pretty chill, hanging out with Rainbow Dash all the time
  482. >You are walking through town to pick up food and whatnot
  483. >See Fluttershy watching from roof of building
  484. >God why
  485. >Pick up supplies anyway
  486. >Start heading home, eyes in back of head and whatnot
  487. >See Fluttershy approaching
  488. >See griffin approaching from side street
  489. >Fluttershy doesn't see griffin
  490. >Eyes only for you
  491. >Griffin and Fluttershy bump into each other
  492. >Griffin flips her shit
  493. >Fluttershy tries to hide behind you for protection
  494. >"Help me Anon!"
  495. Fuck you bitch
  496. >Griffin looks at you
  497. >"Well now, little pony, is this creature here your boyfriend? How would you like it if I took him for a little spin, huh?"
  498. Wait what?
  499. >"U-u-um... P-please don't"
  500. Seriously guys? Seriously?
  501. >Get dragged away by griffin with massive claws and dangerous beak
  502. >Lose all of you food and whatnot
  503. Fucking Fluttershy
  504.  
  505. >Cutie Mark Crusaders ask for help in a plot
  506. >Wary of helping them
  507. >Everything they touch goes straight to shit
  508. >They mention having more help than usual this time
  509. >Figure Rarity or Applejack or something
  510. >Get to right spot
  511. >Massive lake
  512. >Fluttershy standing there with a big goofy grin
  513. Fut the wuck.
  514. >She doesn't seem to be doing anything too wrong
  515. >CMC asks you to remove shirt and get in water
  516. >Reluctantly remove shirt and get in water
  517. >They tell Fluttershy to get in water
  518. >Sweetie Belle: "So what now, Fluttershy?"
  519. >Son of a bitch
  520. >Fluttershy starts getting close to you
  521. >She's right there
  522. >Feel something brush across your legs
  523. >"O-oh! Anon! I didn't know you were finally ready!"
  524. I'm not doing shit
  525. >You both stick your heads under the water
  526. >Massive fucking tentacles
  527. >Nope.jpg
  528. >Get the fuck up out the water
  529. >Fluttershy almost makes it
  530. >"Help Anon!"
  531. >Look back
  532. >Tentacles dragging her back in
  533. >CMC run screaming "Not again!"
  534. >You see tentacles start doing... things
  535. >Fkee
  536. >Realize you left your shirt behind
  537. Fucking Fluttershy
  538.  
  539. >Normal day in Ponyville
  540. >Avoiding getting raped and all that jazz
  541. >See some of Mane Six sneaking around like they're blacks
  542. >See Pinkie Pie watching them and acting crazier than usual
  543. >Huh.
  544.  
  545. >Still going on a few hours later
  546. >Pinkie Pie is nowhere to be seen
  547. >Decide to visit her, to see if she's okay
  548. >Knock on door
  549. >It opens slowly
  550. >Pinkie Pie is staring at you with the scariest expression you have ever seen
  551. >Her floppy hair is completely straight
  552. >"You would never leave me, FRIEND!"
  553. >Get dragged inside
  554. Not another one!
  555. >Forced to party with rocks and bags of flour and shit
  556. >You pretend Pinkie is sane so she'll eventually untie you
  557. >Knock on the door
  558. >"I'll get it!"
  559. >Fluttershy
  560. >"Oh hey Pinkie, have you seen Anon?"
  561. >"He's right here, with my REAL friends. Unlike you."
  562. >Fluttershy laughs nervously
  563. >Sees you tied up
  564. >You're afraid to ask for help
  565. >"Can I just borrow him for a minute?"
  566. >"Nope!"
  567. >Door slams
  568. >"Now where were we?"
  569. >Hours later, Fluttershy tries to get in numerous times
  570. >Another knock on the door
  571. >Rainbow Dash
  572. >Really Rainbow Dash, not Fluttershy in a disguise
  573. Oh God help me!
  574. >"Uh, Pinkie Pie, why is Anon tied up?"
  575. >"We're playing a human game! Since he's one of my REAL friends!"
  576. >"Well, we have something else planned for you..."
  577. >RD sees the other 'guests'
  578. >"Not again, Pinkie Pie! You know what happened last time!"
  579. >Pinkie Pie blinks
  580. >"Oh yeah!"
  581. >Her hair expands back to normal
  582. >They prance away
  583. >You're still tied up
  584. >Knock at the door
  585. >Fluttershy bursts in wearing a Twilight costume
  586. >herewego.jpg
  587. >She doesn't see Pinkie Pie
  588. >Removes costume
  589. >"Oh hi, Anon! Did Pinkie invite you too?"
  590. >She pushes a pile of rocks off a chair
  591. >Rocks bounce odd and hit your chair
  592. >Chair legs break
  593. >You're able to stand
  594. >Run out of Pinkie Pie's house, still tied to chair
  595. >In loving memory of Rocky
  596. Fucking Fluttershy
  597.  
  598. >Down at AJ's farm
  599. >Watching AJ and RD play all manner of games and whatnot
  600. >With no wings, RD is nearly powerless against AJ
  601. >No sign of Fluttershy all day
  602. >Everything is going good
  603. >AJ asks you to come over
  604. >"So Anon, I've heard some tales about a game humans like to play, called Spin the Bottle"
  605. And where did you hear about this?
  606. >She points to barn
  607. >See Fluttershy come out carrying a bottle
  608. That is definitely a human game. I'm not that interested in playing, though.
  609. >RD: "Come on, Anon! What are you, chicken?"
  610. >Look at Fluttershy
  611. >Look back at RD
  612. Yes. Yes I am.
  613. >Walk away
  614. >Fluttershy: "Wait Anon, don't you want to play the game?"
  615. >The Game
  616. Fucking Fluttershy made you lose the game.
  617.  
  618. >Walking through Ponyville
  619. >Looking for something to do
  620. >See kitty following you
  621. >Nice try, Fluttershy
  622. >Start heading home
  623. >Kitty still following you
  624. Stop it.
  625. >Kitty looks at you
  626. >Oh God, kitty!
  627. >Can't fight it
  628. >Let kitty in home
  629.  
  630. >Few days later
  631. >Kitty is still being adorable as fuck
  632. >Nothing too bad happening
  633.  
  634. >A week passes
  635. >No sign of FS ever since you found the kitty
  636. >Start to have a bad feeling
  637. >Adorableness stops you from acting
  638. >Small stuff around your home starts going wrong
  639. >Windows get unlocked and doors get left open
  640. >Little items start to go missing
  641. >Suspect kitty
  642. >Start to look for kitty
  643. >Look outside
  644. >See kitty handing Fluttershy used underwear
  645. >Fluttershy hands kitty packet of katnip
  646. Ahem.
  647. >"O-o-oh! Hi Anon! I was just..."
  648. >She flees with your underwear
  649. >Kitty gives you a heartmelting look
  650. >Slam door on kitty's drug addicted face
  651. Fucking Fluttershy
  652.  
  653. >News all over town
  654. >Being human, you don't get told shit
  655. >Finally get some manner of invitation to party from Pinkie Pie
  656. >"Formal party for formal ponies. Formal attire only!"
  657. >Don't have any formal clothing
  658. >Knock on door
  659. >Not a second after you get through reading invite
  660. >Suspect Fluttershy to ask you to go
  661. >Rarity
  662. >Offers to make you a set of formal clothes for practice
  663. "Oh, it would just be wonderful for my business, if all the non-ponies saw that I could make non-pony clothes!"
  664. >Whatevs
  665. >Rarity goes off to do just that
  666. >Five minutes pass
  667. >Knock on door
  668. >Maybe she forgot something
  669. >Fluttershy
  670. >"H-hi, Anon! Have you heard about Pinkie Pie's party?"
  671. >Slowly close door
  672.  
  673. >Day of the party
  674. >Pick up clothes from Rarity
  675. >They look odd, but you can't tell why
  676. >"I'm sorry it took so long, Anon! I just got absolutely swamped by orders all of a sudden. I had to get a bit of help with the sewing."
  677. >Well, what are the chances Fluttershy knows how to sew?
  678. >Get to party without incident
  679. >Wearing formal attire
  680. >Looking all boss and everything
  681. >Enter Fluttershy
  682. >She walks right up to you
  683. >"H-h-hello, Anon! Do you want to dance?"
  684. >nothanks.swf
  685. >"Are you SURE?"
  686. >Start to walk away
  687. >Her mouth darts in
  688. >Expect to be pulled back
  689. >She bites loose thread
  690. >Entire set of clothes fall off
  691. >You were wearing an undershirt to control sweat and underwear because yes
  692. >All the ponies look at you
  693. >You're glaring at Fluttershy
  694. >She's looking at you with an expression that says 'so close!'
  695. >Party like it's 1999
  696. >Ponies everywhere copy 'formal human attire'
  697. >mfw every pony is wearing undershirt and boxers
  698. Fucking Fluttershy
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