Salvaged from the now defunct Doctor Who General Wiki

* 23/11/1963 – Doctor Who begins. Doctor Who dies.
* 30/11/1963 – The Doctor smokes a pipe. Doctor Who dies.
* 21/12/1963 – [[Daleks|Silly robot monsters]] introduced into informative historical series. Doctor Who dies.
* 26/12/1964 – Susan, the very person who introduced us to the Doctor, leaves. Doctor Who dies.
* 22/05/1965 – The terrifying Daleks are depicted as bumbling idiots. Doctor Who dies.
* 26/06/1965 – Ian and Barbara, the very people who introduced us to the Doctor, leave. Doctor Who dies.
* 09/10/1965 – The fans are insulted by [[Mission to the Unknown|an episode without the Doctor]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 25/06/1966 – [[The War Machines|A villain refers to the Doctor as Doctor Who]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 22/10/1966 – William Hartnell leaves. Doctor Who dies.
* 01/07/1967 – [[The Evil of the Daleks|The final destruction of the Daleks]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 24/04/1968 – The series runs out of ideas and uses [[Cybermen|two]] [[The Great Intelligence|monsters]] twice in [[Season 5|the same series]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 21/06/1969 – The mystery of [[Time Lord|the Doctor’s people]] [[The War Games|is ruined]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 21/06/1969 – Jamie and Zoe [[The War Games|leave]], breaking the irreplaceable magic between companions and Doctor. Doctor Who dies.
* 03/01/1970 – The whole point of the show is jettisoned as the Doctor [[Spearhead from Space|begins his exile on Earth]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 03/01/1970 – Doctor Who is now in colour and not in creepy black and white. Doctor Who dies.
* 20/06/1970 – Doctor Who has become James Bond VS The aliens. Doctor Who dies.
* 02/01/1971 – [[GOAT]] companion Liz Shaw disappears without a goodbye, and is replaced by a [[Jo Grant|ham-fisted bun vendor]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 24/06/1972 – The first major retcon is made, [[The Time Monster|as the fate of Atlantis changes]] [[The Daemons|just one year after it was established]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 30/12/1972 – The first two Doctors are sent to help out their third self in a crisis which threatens Gallifrey itself. While its nice to see them again, it tears open the massive plothole of why the Time Lords didnt abduct and sentence the Doctor to exile far sooner than they did if they knew where he was as early as his first incarnation. Doctor Who dies.
* 23/06/1973 – Jo [[The Green Death|leaves]], breaking the irreplaceable magic between [[companion]] and Doctor. Doctor Who dies.
* 28/12/1974 – The new Doctor is a [[Fourth Doctor|goggle-eyed nutjob]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 12/04/1975 – Dalek history is retconned for the first time. Unfortunately it wont be the last. Doctor Who dies.
* 19/04/1975 – The Cybermen [[Revenge of the Cybermen|go all rubbish]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 23/04/1975 – [[William Hartnell|Billy Hartnell]], the first actor to play the Doctor, dies. Doctor Who dies.
* 23/10/1976 – Sarah-Jane [[The Hand of Fear|leaves]], breaking the irreplaceable magic between companion and Doctor. Doctor Who dies.
* 30/10/1976 – The Time Lords [[The Deadly Assassin|are depicted]] as doddery old men. [[WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE MAGIC OF DOCTOR WHO?|Doctor Who]][[WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE MAGIC OF DOCTOR WHO?| dies]].
* 03/09/1977 – [[Philip Hinchcliffe|The best producer ever]] is replaced by [[Graham Williams|some other prick]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 22/10/1977 – [[K-9|A gimmicky robot dog]] joins the TARDIS crew. Doctor Who dies.
* 11/03/1978 – Leela [[The Invasion of Time|leaves]], breaking the irreplaceable magic between companion and Doctor. Doctor Who dies.
* 25/11/1978 – The Doctor, an advocate for peace who staunchly opposes suffering, goes fishing. Doctor Who dies.
* 30/11/1979 - The [[Shada|grand finale]] of [[Season 17]] is cancelled due to strike action. Doctor Who dies.
* 15/11/1980 – A [[Adric|whiny boy]] joins the TARDIS crew. Doctor Who dies.
* 24/01/1981 – Romana and K-9 [[Warriors Gate|leave]], breaking the irreplaceable magic between companions and Doctor. Doctor Who dies.
* 21/03/1981 – The best Doctor ever is replaced by [[Peter Davison|a vet]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 04/01/1982 – The Saturday tea-time slot is abandoned. Doctor Who dies.
* 02/03/1982 – The producers forget to put aliens in [[Black Orchid|a story]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 16/03/1982 – The Doctor [[Earthshock|fails to save]] a much-loved companion. Doctor Who dies.
* 01/02/1983 – [[UNIT]] continuity [[Mawdryn Undead|gets fucked]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 22/02/1983 – [[Terminus|The creation of the universe is revealed to have occurred from a spaceship discharging its fuel]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 25/11/1983 – The First Doctor is re-cast and Tom Baker [[The Five Doctors|doesn’t turn up]]. Oh, and the Second Doctors timeline gets even more fucked up as he refers to Jamie and Zoes mindwipe despite having supposedly being killed almost immediately after this occurred. Doctor Who dies.
* 12/01/1984 – Episode 3 of the universally panned [[Warriors of the Deep]] airs, depicting scenes of someone attempting to kung fu fight a laughable-looking monster costume, which was hurriedly glued together because [[Margaret Thatcher]] had called a general election and cost the production team a lot of valuable time and resources. [[Peter Davison]] and [[Janet Fielding]] announce that they are leaving during filming of this serial. Doctor Who dies.
* 23/02/1984 – A [[Peri|new companion]] [[Planet of Fire|is brought in]] just to fill a bikini. Doctor Who dies.
* 22/03/1984 – The new Doctor is [[Sixth Doctor|a psychopath in a clown outfit]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 05/01/1985 – The classic twenty-five minute format is abandoned. Doctor Who dies.
* 16/02/1985 – The show digs itself even deeper into the plot hole regarding the timing of the Doctors exile, by showing the Second Doctor and Jamie on a mission FROM the Time Lords. This leads to [[hardcore fans]] having to formulate [[Season 6B|made up fan theories]] to explain this plot hole away. Doctor Who dies.
* 30/03/1985 – [[Season 22]] ends, and Who begins [[1985 hiatus|an 18 month hiatus]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 01/11/1986 – Bonnie. Langford. Doctor Who dies.
* 28/03/1987 – [[Patrick Troughton|Pat Troughton]], the second actor to play the Doctor, dies. Doctor Who dies.
* 07/09/1987 – The new Doctor is [[Seventh Doctor|a buffoon in an ugly pullover]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 05/10/1988 – We get to see Totters Yard again, except the inbreds spell "I.M. FOREMAN" incorrectly. Doctor Who dies.
* 02/11/1988 – The Doctor [[The Happiness Patrol|fights Bertie Bassett]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 06/09/1989 – Knights from the legend of King Arthur? Doctor Who dies.
* 06/12/1989 – The show [[Survival|ends its twenty-six year run]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 20/06/1991 – The [[Virgin New Adventures|VNAs]] begin, and theyre VNA level dark. Doctor Who dies.
* 26/11/1993 – Doctor Whos rotting carcass [[Dimensions In Time|is briefly revived]], plugged into the life-support machine known as [[Eastenders|EastEnders]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 11/08/1994 - [[Peter Cushing]] passes away. [[Dr. Who and the Daleks|Dr. Who]] dies.
* 20/05/1996 – [[SPLINK]] overlord [[Jon Pertwee]], the third actor to play the Doctor, dies. Doctor Who dies.
* 27/05/1996 – The Doctor kisses his companion. Americans are involved. Doctor Who dies.
* 30/10/1997 – Whos creator [[Sydney Newman]] dies, therefore taking Doctor Who with him (it dies).
* 23/11/2003 – Doctor Whos [[40th Anniversary]] is a colossal disappointment, with the only noteworthy celebratory productions being [[Scream of the Shalka|a below average animation]] that was [[Russell T. Davies|de-canonized midway through production]], and [[Zagreus|an overly pretentious 4 hour long audio drama]] that almost destroyed the credibility of [[Big Finish Productions|the company which made it]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 2004 - "Doctor Who" is coming back to television. [[Classic Who|Doctor Who]] [[Death|dies.]]
* 25/05/2004 – [[Billie Piper|A former teen singer]] is revealed as the companion. Doctor Who dies.
* 26/03/2005 – [[Paul McGann|The best Doctor]] is replaced by [[Christopher Eccleston|the other best Doctor]], who goes on to shag [[Rose Tyler|a chav]] and battle [[Auton Mickey|a plastic black guy]] who lives in a dust bin. Doctor Who dies.
* 31/03/2005 – The Doctor [[Why did Eccleston leave Doctor Who?|quits]] after one episode has been broadcast. Doctor Who dies.
* 16/04/2005 – Fart humour. Doctor Who dies.
* 18/06/2005 – The [[Ninth Doctor|best Doctor]] regenerates because [[The Parting of the Ways|MUH ROES]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 25/12/2005 – The new Doctor [[The Christmas Invasion|spends all his time in bed]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 17/06/2006 – [[Love and Monsters|A Doctor-lite episode]] is an exploration of the notions of [[Autism|fandom]] and the human experience. Doctor Who dies.
* 08/07/2006 – [[Doomsday|MUH ROES: the episode]] airs and becomes the most iconic Who moment ever. Doctor Who dies.
* 08/07/2006 – [[Catherine Tate|An actress with her own sketch show]] is revealed as the companion for [[The Runaway Bride|the Christmas special]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 16/06/2007 – The Master is [[The Sound of Drums|turned into a raving loony]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 02/07/2007 – A former teen singer is revealed as [[Astrid Peth|the companion]] for [[Voyage of the Damned|the Christmas special]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 03/07/2007 – The actress with her own sketch show is revealed as the companion for [[Series 4|Series Four]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 03/09/2007 – [[The Next Doctor|A Christmas special]], [[Doctor Who Series 4 Specials|four specials for 2009]] and [[Series 5|a whole series for 2010]] are confirmed. Doctor Who dies.
* 22/11/2007 – The original producer of the program, [[Verity Lambert]], dies. Doctor Who dies.
* 25/12/2007 – For the first time ever, the show is the most watched of the week. It is also the second-highest rated program of the year and the Audience Appreciation index is 86. Doctor Who dies.
* 28/06/2008 – Davros returns to the TV show and is completely wasted. Doctor Who dies.
* 29/10/2008 – [[Tenth Doctor|The best Doctor ever]] announces he is leaving. Doctor Who dies.
* 04/01/2009 – [[Eleventh Doctor|The new Doctor]] is revealed to be a [[Matt Smith|young male actor]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 29/05/2009 – [[Amy Pond|The new companion]] is revealed to be a [[Karen Gillan|young female actor]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 06/10/2009 – The logo people originally criticized for having too much lens flare is replaced by one that people criticize for having too much lens flare. Doctor Who dies.
* 01/01/2010 – The Doctor doesnt want [[tuggo]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 17/04/2010 – The Daleks [[Victory of the Daleks|change colour and become a bit bigger]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 01/05/2010 – The Weeping Angels move onscreen, triggering fans. Doctor Who dies.
* 22/02/2011 – [[Nicholas Courtney]], who played beloved character [[Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart|the Brig]], dies. Doctor Who dies.
* 19/04/2011 - [[Elisabeth Sladen]], who played beloved character [[Sarah Jane Smith|Sarah Jane]], dies. Doctor Who dies.
* 23/04/2011 – The Doctor dies. Fuck, [[:Category:Wrong opinions|you thought 2016 was bad]]? Doctor Who dies.
* 04/06/2011 – [[Series 6|The season]] is split so that the latter half is shown in the Autumn, just like the fans had always demanded. Doctor Who dies.
* 21/03/2012 – [[Clara|The new companion]] is revealed to be a [[Jenna Coleman|young female actor]] who has been in a soap opera. Doctor Who dies.
* 01/09/2012 – The [[Asylum of the Daleks|worst Dalek episode ever]] airs. Doctor Who dies.
* 18/05/2013 – The order of incarnations is changed forever with the introduction of the [[Absolutely Disgusting|disgustingly]] [[non-canon]] [[War Doctor]], [[TRIGGERED|triggering]] fans everywhere. Doctor Who dies.
* 01/06/2013 – [[Eleventh Doctor|The best Doctor ever]] announces he is leaving. Doctor Who dies.
* 04/08/2013 – [[Twelfth Doctor|The new Doctor]] is announced in a live show in primetime in the UK, simultaneously broadcast in America, Canada and Australia. [[Peter Capaldi|He]] is younger than William Hartnell. Doctor Who dies.
* 23/11/2013 – Christopher Eccleston doesnt turn up and his era becomes victim of the [[Erased|eraser]] via a shitty cop out retcon of the [[Time War]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 25/12/2013 – Matt Smith is naked and Capaldiddle doesnt know how to fly the TARDIS, [[TRIGGERED|triggering]] [[NuWho scrubs]] everywhere. Also [[Handles]], the greatest companion of all time dies. Doctor Who dies.
* 23/08/2014 – Doctor Who has become Clara show. Doctor Who dies.
* 04/10/2014 – [[The Moon]] is an egg. Doctor Who dies.
* 25/10/2014 – The show has the perfect opportunity to do [[The Seeds of Doom|a Krynoid story]] but [[In the Forest of the Night|doesnt]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 01/11/2014 – The Masters [[Timedick|cock]] [[Missy|collapses in on itself]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 08/11/2014 – The Brig is resurrected as [[CyberBrig|a Cyberman]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 09/26/2015 – [[Skaro]] is destroyed by [[The Witchs Familiar|undying mutant sludge healed with regeneration energy]], also the [[Sonic Screwdriver]] [[The Visitation|is made]] [[Fifth Doctor|absent]] [[Sixth Doctor|once]] [[Seventh Doctor|again]] (this being the first time in [[NuWho]]) and is replaced by terrible meme pandering [[Sonic Sunglasses]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 10/03/2015 – Fucking [[Under The Lake|ghosts]]? Doctor Who dies.
* 10/08/2015 – The Doctor Who General Wiki begins [[:Category:Wrong opinions|recording dates on this page in MM/DD/YYYY format]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 14/11/2015 – [[Mark Gatiss|A deeply unpopular Who writer]]s [[Sleep No More|"found footage" episode]] is complete shit. Doctor Who dies.
* 05/12/2015 – [[Clara|A companion]] is saved from dying, becomes functionally immortal, and [[Hell Bent|gets her own TARDIS]] with which she has [[Clara & Me|lesbian adventures]] with someone from [[Game of Thrones]] [[Me|(not you)]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 22/01/2016 – An official statement from the [[BBC]] reveals that the current disliked [[showruiner]] is quitting to be replaced by a man that wrote a script about Oods and loos in 2018 whilst confirming [[2016 hiatus|no new series will air for 2016]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 23/04/2016 – None of [[Doctor Who General|/who/s]] preferred predictions are cast as the new [[companion]], instead, a [[Racism|black lady]] thats not [[Martha]] is cast as "[[Bill]]". Doctor Who dies.
* 25/12/2016 – [[The Return of Doctor Mysterio|A goddamn superhero?]] Doctor Who dies.
* 25/12/2016 – [[The_Series_10_Trailer|The Series 10 coming soon trailer]] is aired and reveals [[Bill]] is [[Chips|working in catering]], contributing to obesity crisis ravaging United Kingdom. And [[The Emoji Planet|emoji robots]] are real. Doctor Who dies again.
* 27/01/2017 – Beloved [[War Doctor]] actor [[John Hurt]] dies, putting all [[The War Doctor|War Doctor audios]] on hold forever. Doctor Who dies.
* 30/01/2017 – [[Twelfth Doctor|The best Doctor ever]] announces he is leaving. Doctor Who dies.
* 06/03/2017 – A picture is revealed on the shows social media depicting shit(tier) versions of the [[Cybermen]] from [[The Tenth Planet|The Tenth Planet]] surrounding Capaldi on the set of the Series 10 finale, with the image caption referring to them as "Mondasian Cybermen". Doctor Who dies.
* 17/03/2017 – Series 10 is announced to feature a three-parter, which is one-parter longer than normal two-parter, breaking a [[Classic Who|perfectly]] [[Utopia|good]] [[Face the Raven|formula]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 03/04/2017 – The new Series 10 trailer reveals Missy dabbing. Doctor Who dies.
* 15/04/2017 – The Doctor and [[Bill|the new homosexual companion]] spend the whole episode running away from [[Heather|water]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 22/04/2017 – Sentient emoji robots become a canon life form in the universe. Doctor Who dies.
* 06/05/2017 – [[Twelfth Doctor|The Doctor]] is revealed to be a fan of literal who [[normies|normie]] music. Doctor Who dies.
* 13/05/2017 – They fuckin blinded [[Twelfth Doctor|The Doctor]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 20/05/2017 – [[Extremis|The vault reveal is predictable as fuck.]] Doctor Who dies.
* 17/06/2017 – The next time trailer for [[World Enough and Time|World Enough and Time]] confirms that the [[The Tenth Planet|Tenth Planet]] Cyber variants are referred to as "Mondasian Cybermen" in-universe. Doctor Who dies.
* 24/06/2017 - [[The Mattress|The Master]] reveal in [[World Enough and Time]] is ruined due to him being teased in the trailer before and it being announced before the Series 10 premiere. Doctor Who dies.
* 01/07/2017 - A [[Heather|puddle]] breaks into the TARDIS. Doctor Who dies.
* 16/07/2017 - [[Thirteenth Doctor|The new Doctor]] is revealed to be played by a [[Jodie Whittaker|woman]]. Said woman is also a human, further perpetuating the racism of only letting humans plays the doctor. Doctor Who dies.
* 17/07/2017 - This list gets posted on [[Normies|Facebook]] and the page, and by extension the wiki, gains an influx of [[Newfag|newfags]]. Doctor Who dies.
* 23/07/2017 - A new trailer for the 2017 Christmas Special comes out. Its given [[Twice Upon A Time|a crappy name]], [[Bill]] is back, and [[Polly|Pollys]] shirt is the wrong colour. Doctor Who dies.
* 23/10/2017 - The [[Graham|new]] [[Yasmin|TARDIS]] [[Ryan|crew]] is revealed to have three companions, breaking a [[First Doctor|perfectly]] [[Fifth Doctor|good]] formula. Doctor Who dies.
* 09/11/2017 - The new Doctors costume isnt the same as the previous Doctors costume. Doctor Who dies"
* 25/12/2017 - The madman actually had the audacity to regenerate into a woman. Doctor Who dies.
* 02/01/2018 - The new 80’s evocative Doctor Who logo is leaked, only for it to turn out to be a fake. Doctor Who dies.
* 07/02/2018 - The [[Tumblr]] crowd and cancerous [[Newfag|nuwho]] fans announce the return of Rose because Billie Piper used a rose emoji in a Twitter post once. Doctor Who dies.
* 20/02/2018 - The [[The Diamond Age|new logo]] is shit. ĐOCTOR W卄ϴ dies.
* 10/03/2018 - BBC Worldwide decides that ClassicWho needs to be released on Blu-Ray, so it releases a box set completely unlike the previous classic DVD or Blu-Ray releases. Whats more, in the US it’s called Tom Baker - The First Season instead of Series 12. Doctor Who dies.
* 18/04/2018 - /u/wtfbbc informs /u/LegoK9 that linking to the Doctor Who General Wiki [[SJW|breaks "Rule 1"]] of Doctor Who [[Reddit|subreddits]]. Doctor Who dies.
* <s>30/02/2099</s> 5/07/18 - The rotting corpse of Tony Garner, being kept alive by cybernetic implants, spills coffee on his computer and accidentally releases [[Devious]]. Doctor Who dies.
...and I say that as a fan!