god chat 1

Me:
 fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
 cause you are gay
God:
That makes sense to me.  That would be just my luck.
Me:
 you think being gay is unlucky? homophobe
God:
Why would I think  being gay is unlucky.   What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
 you asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
 you're homphobic
God:
You think I am  homphobic.
Me:
 It says so in the bible for fuck sake
God:
I've heard that before.