Sebastian and Claude YouTubers

AlexToday at 7:50 PM
Cursed thought
Sebasclaude YouTuber AU
JeanToday at 7:50 PM
dont say youtuber au-
god
AlexToday at 7:50 PM
:)!!!
JeanToday at 7:50 PM
sebastian has a catspotting youtube
AlexToday at 7:51 PM
Sebastian does tutorial videos about Literally Everything you could possibly want, plus a side channel for cats he meets on the street
YES
JeanToday at 7:51 PM
claude would be one of those really beautiful, fancy cooking youtubes
like juns kitchen
AlexToday at 7:51 PM
Oh, I'm sobbing
One of them has to be the type that's constantly using POV shots so nobody knows what their face looks like
JeanToday at 7:52 PM
atmospheric, with his calming voice in the background... perhaps a cat in the screen.....
absolutely
wait holy shit as much as i love that idea, i have another one
tarantula husbandry channel
AlexToday at 7:52 PM
Porque no las dos?
JeanToday at 7:53 PM
how do you feel about seeing bugs/spiders?
AlexToday at 7:53 PM
I like 'em!
JeanToday at 7:53 PM
https://youtu.be/7THW3l22tuc
YouTube
Exotics Lair
My FIRST TIME handling this TARANTULA !!! ~ Green BIRDEATER

AlexToday at 7:53 PM
As long as they're on a screen and not in my house
JeanToday at 7:53 PM
this but refined
he makes beautiful enclosures, talks about his tarantulas and how to take care of them, debunks myths, etc
maybe he just has a bunch of exotic insects, but mainly tarantulas and spiders
AlexToday at 7:55 PM
There's a niche side of YouTube that absolutely worships him
JeanToday at 7:55 PM
definitely
but he never shows his face
AlexToday at 7:55 PM
Very much the "I don't know how I got here but it's 3am and I'm crying over orchid mantis babies."
JeanToday at 7:55 PM
oh god yeah
me
i love both ideas
maybe he actually has two channels
AlexToday at 7:56 PM
Plenty of folks do
JeanToday at 7:56 PM
mhm mhm
can you imagine if sebastian knew him for the cooking channel without realizing he also has the bug one
and like maybe they get friendly, sebastian comes to his house, and theres just
lines of
tarantula enclosures
sebastians lowkey afraid but trying to be respectful
AlexToday at 7:57 PM
GOD
JeanToday at 7:57 PM
"nice... bugs"
"theyre arachnids"
AlexToday at 7:57 PM
"................... 'kay, I don't know how to talk to you."
He goes home and watches Claude's entire backlog
JeanToday at 7:57 PM
oh my god
AlexToday at 7:57 PM
Okay but but but
So this whole thing came about when fans of Claude's cooking channel started coming onto Sebastian's commenting "Y'ALL NEED TO DO A COLLAB"
So he reaches out and is like "haha what if we did a baking challenge video... and we were both boys? :flushed:"
JeanToday at 7:59 PM
YES YES
shut up im actually loving this idea
AlexToday at 7:59 PM
Sebastian shows his face while Claude doesn't so the entire video is just him ducking in and out of frame with shit-eating grins and teasing the audience with remarks about Claude's expressions
People eat it up
There's RPF within three hours of it uploading
JeanToday at 8:00 PM
I MEAN LOOK claude isnt OPPOSED to being in the camera, so honestly, if sebastian wanted to show his face, it would just be claude's face reveal video
AlexToday at 8:01 PM
Claude says as much and Sebastian is just
"But suppose I just wanted to keep that little mystery all to myself for a while longer?"
Like an asshole
JeanToday at 8:01 PM
what a little asshole
i love him
"... i can still go home, you know"
ALSO im just imagining
claude highkey messing with sebastian if he ever comes over
like insisting he holds one of his bugs
and making the guy actually hold his hand out only to drop a fake one in his hands because "dont be fucking stupid, some of these could kill you, even i dont touch them"
AlexToday at 8:03 PM
Okay but just like real entertainers
They have to make #Content out of it
JeanToday at 8:03 PM
oh absolutely
"Fake scorpion prank, watch until end"
AlexToday at 8:04 PM
Sebastian uploads a video titled "GETTING BITTEN BY A TARANTULA?! :scream_cat:"
JeanToday at 8:04 PM
god
with the cat ears i cant
AlexToday at 8:04 PM
He only uses cat emojis
Little graphics with toebeans hitting the subscribe button
JeanToday at 8:05 PM
thats so cute..
AlexToday at 8:05 PM
His fans call him Cat Daddy
He............ politely doesn't comment on it
JeanToday at 8:05 PM
"Reading our fanfiction??!?!? (EXPLICIT)"
because you know people have written about them
AlexToday at 8:06 PM
Does Claude blush easily, I feel like he would
JeanToday at 8:06 PM
absolutely
he doesnt get all shy though, he just
scowls and gets redder
AlexToday at 8:06 PM
Sebastian insists on narrating all of his speaking lines
JeanToday at 8:07 PM
constantly, in the middle of the reading, he just
stops
takes off his glasses, drops them on the table
rubs his face
maybe even gets up and leaves once or twice
"Why am I always the bottom? Why?"
AlexToday at 8:08 PM
Sebastian fake-moans all of one time, winks at the camera, and goes "this one's for you, do with it what you will, but that's all you're getting"
JeanToday at 8:08 PM
oh my god
AlexToday at 8:08 PM
Claude needs to take five and get some air
JeanToday at 8:08 PM
smoke break
it just cuts to sebastian secretly filming him as he stands outside and smokes
AlexToday at 8:09 PM
I imagine this idea came about when they were both a Little bit drunk
JeanToday at 8:09 PM
"is he really smoking? you guys are going to give him cancer, i think"
AlexToday at 8:09 PM
"Hey. Hey, y'know what would be fun?"
JeanToday at 8:09 PM
oh absolutely
AlexToday at 8:09 PM
He just calls over, "Smokes are for jokes! Put it out before it puts you out, bud."
JeanToday at 8:10 PM
"Right, I'll turn to heroin instead."
AlexToday at 8:11 PM
"I know a guy."
JeanToday at 8:14 PM
i can imagine claude actually kind of wanting sebastian to get into bugs too
and like
actually getting some of his chiller pets so sebastian can hold them, even if they give him the chills
but its worth it because claude seems happy (he doesnt really smile?? but he seems not angry which is as close as sebastian will get)
AlexToday at 8:14 PM
Oh, we do stan
JeanToday at 8:14 PM
having him hold big beetles and stuff
AlexToday at 8:15 PM
He does like the more elegant bugs with the shiny carapaces (because he's a fucking crow and thinks they're neat) but the hairy ones still wig him out
JeanToday at 8:16 PM
thats okay, claude would be cautious letting anyone (even himself) hold the tarantulas anyways
tarantulas are very delicate and if they even fall from two feet, they could die
but how sexy would it be to see claude actually handling one of the scorpions
like
"please dont make any sudden moves because it WILL sting me and you'd have to drive me to the hospital"
but its just... chilling on his hand
and hes so coolheaded about it
AlexToday at 8:17 PM
Sebastian is literally on the other side of the room but he's like "you're doing amazing babe"
JeanToday at 8:18 PM
claude, holding one of the less threatening (but still dangerous) ones and lowkey chasing sebastian around the house
like hes not running, but he is Walking Towards Him
Menacingly
"hold it"
"NEVER"
AlexToday at 8:18 PM
"Stay back, slut."
JeanToday at 8:19 PM
YEAH
AlexToday at 8:19 PM
By contrast
Sebastian has Claude hold one of his (several) foster cats and he grumbles but when he stays the night, Sebastian vlogs about how he fell asleep on the couch with the baby in his arms
JeanToday at 8:20 PM
yes