*Bashes head against wall*

ChronaBlaze: *Talking to you*

Batias: I suppose this works as well.

ChronaBlaze: Batitass
ChronaBlaze: Badtitass* even better,,

Batias: Buttiass works as well, I think.

ChronaBlaze: Needs more flavor..

Batias: Ah? I don't taste good enough for you yet?

ChronaBlaze: No...No ... I meant the name.
ChronaBlaze: And please excuse my stupidity in chat, only happens when an audience is watching.

Batias: You are forgiven.
Batias: I'll stop saying mean things behind your back now

ChronaBlaze: What ?

Batias: What?

ChronaBlaze: What was that batass?


Batias: Hmm? Wasn't that just the sound of a twiddle bird outside your house?

ChronaBlaze: I think it was the sound of me breaking into you're house, let me check... <3

Batias: Oh, okay. As long as you didn't drag dirt in on the clean floors.

ChronaBlaze: I used a ladder, taking off my sneakers before I started climbing ladder. No dirt on my socks.
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ChronaBlaze: Batty ?

Batias: Yeeesss?

ChronaBlaze: You caught me off guard, minus points in understanding for me it is, oh wait, weren't we playing a board game?

Batias: Huh? Yes. A7. I hit your battleship.

ChronaBlaze: Ahh... WAIT!..... It's time to D-D-D-D-Dueeeelllllllllllllll!

Batias: I'LL SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM

ChronaBlaze: Heroes never die...

To ChronaBlaze: Liars never prosper?

ChronaBlaze: But a lier lying to a lier, is the one who prospers the most...
ChronaBlaze: *liar*

Batias: Okay, can I take the minus points now?

ChronaBlaze: Sure.
ChronaBlaze: You earned, sticky gum! .

Batias: Woohoo!

ChronaBlaze: "Batty , I'm in you're house, where am I exactly?'

Batias: "I dunno. Try taking a left at the next intersection."

ChronaBlaze: *Rolls a 6, traveling left at the intersection* "Ahem, I see a door... Be my eyes, and I"ll shall be you're comfort...

To ChronaBlaze: "Right. That's a broom closet. Good luck."

ChronaBlaze: "Hmm.." *Travels through the broom closet* "This broom is labeled, batias's's's broomie broom .
ChronaBlaze: Dam... when did you name this broom batty?
ChronaBlaze: *Finds an exit, exiting..* "Where am I now?"

Batias: "In recreational sports room?"

ChronaBlaze: "Can we skip this room ? "  (reply)

Batias: "...Yes."

ChronaBlaze: *Skips the room* "Next room!?

To ChronaBlaze: "Guest bedroom?"

ChronaBlaze: *Finds a bag of , Gummy Stuff..* *Item achieved, Gummy Stuff! *
ChronaBlaze: "Where are you Batty? I got some Gummy Stuff?"

Batias: "I'm hiding from the person that broke in."

ChronaBlaze: "Batty, tell me where you are,I'm scared, can I come and hide to ;p;?"

Batias: "Deep down in the basement where no one can hear yo- my screams."

ChronaBlaze: "Thanks batty! " *Pulls out a driller and drills down into the basement... * "Wait how many layers does you're basement have ?

Batias: "One."

ChronaBlaze: "Battttyyy! Where are you? "

Batias: "In the basement. I already told you."

ChronaBlaze: "yeah...But where!" ?

Batias: Three knocks comes from a small door under the stairs to the basement. "It's my suuuper secret hiding spot."

ChronaBlaze: Walks towards the door under then staircase, knocking back three times before opening it.. "So you're in here!"

Batias: Finally meeting face to face, Batias hits the end call button, because I'm assuming they weren't communicating with telepathy.

ChronaBlaze: Holds my hand out shyly, looking the other way as my hand was out. "B-Batty....take my hand.."

Batias: Gently grabs your hand and pulls, yanking you into the basement stair closet room thing.

ChronaBlaze: Yelps slightly when Batty yanked me forward, expecting to pull Batty up. Flying forward from Batty's yank, my foot hitting the door as I was flying forwards.

ChronaBlaze: Moans slightly , in pain after landing on Batty, our body touching. A slight blush crawled onto my face.

Batias: Uh. Shades? No, wait. You wan da V or da D?

ChronaBlaze: Hmm ? .c.

Batias: If it doesn't matter, I'll just throw a dice.

ChronaBlaze: Flicks my tail slightly, finding it hard to muster the energy to get up and off of Batty.

Batias: Um. Okay. In clearer terms. Should I play a boy or girl character? Does it matter?

ChronaBlaze: "No, not really... and I understand what you meant, just threw me off for a moment.."

Batias: Gosh dangit! I wasn't using quotes, Crona!

ChronaBlaze: C-Crona?"

Batias: I WILL FIGHT YOU

ChronaBlaze: (Give me a second, need a breath of air..)

Batias: WHAT THE HECK

ChronaBlaze: (I'm back :D )

Batias: Do I need to take some more minus points or something?

ChronaBlaze: You should, for confusing me, and I should take some for making you angry..
ChronaBlaze: Wait
ChronaBlaze: nvm , i ****ed up.
ChronaBlaze: *Takes a minus points card. Then getting, "Slow Start"!
ChronaBlaze: I'm sorry battyyyyy . This game was rigged at the start..

Batias: I knew it!

ChronaBlaze: Yeah.... it was rigged so you could come here , 1 on 1 and actually play a game so I could do ..."
ChronaBlaze: Pounces on Batty and gives Batty a hug.

Batias: Batias wraps his arms tightly around Crona.

ChronaBlaze: Chrona hugged Batty with all her might tightly and then lied on top of him , feeling the warmth of his body. "Batty..."

Batias: He clears his throat with a cough. "The bad person that broke in didn't hurt you, right?" he asked.

ChronaBlaze: "I-I'm alright.." Chrona said softly, one of her hands laid on the zipper of her sweater; the sweater covering down to her knees and up to her collarbone..

Batias: He nodded, satisfied with the answer. "I already called the police. We'll be fine as long as the person that broke in doesn't know the secret knock."

ChronaBlaze: Chrona face lit up with a light rosy blush, just now realizing she was on top of Batty. "B-Batty.." she said ,very softly and shyly..

Batias: *Bump, Bump, Bump.* Slow footsteps creaked the ceiling above them. Batias's eyes went wide and he put a finger to Crona's lips, hushing her.

ChronaBlaze: Chrona hushed upped, as she heard the creaking from the staircase above them.

Batias: *Bump, Bump, Bump.* The source of the footsteps gradually reached the basement floor. A deep guttural grunting and the shifting of debris, likely from the floor drilling, could be heard.

ChronaBlaze: Chrona let out a whimper, starting to shiver,becoming timid.

Batias: An adjacent doorway creaked open as the presence came closer. Batias shushed her once again and put himself between the door and Chrona.

ChronaBlaze: Chrona blushes slightly because of what Batty did. Chrona then hugging him tightly...

Batias: *Thump, Thump, Thump.* The footsteps stopped outside of the basement closet room. The door nob clacked as it was turned left and right.

(The next day, in a Chatzy.)


Batias: *Thump, Thump, Thump.* Heavy footsteps stopped outside of the white basement closet door. The golden colored door nob clacked as it was turned left and right.

Chrona clinged tightly and closely to Batty. "A-Are we going to die?" she whispered quitely ... Currently scared for her life, and Batty.

Batias didn't respond. He kept this eyes warily trained on the door.
Batias: The presence outside the door let out a frustrated grunt as the door didn't budge.

Chrona let out a smile , her grip on him weakening. "I-I think he gave up? " she whispered softly.

Batias: With a discontent sigh, the presence hit on the door. BANG. BANG. BANG. The door latch opened with a click.

Chrona yelped softly ,trying to distance herself from the door, slinking into a corner like a cat.

Batias: As the door swung open, the offender was revealed. A 7 ft tall bipedal lizard wearing a horizontally striped black and white shirt. The dark green scales that covered the creature went up and down as it breathed. Its left hand seemed to be missing, a silver hook adorned with a piece of toasted white bread replacing where it would be. The corners its mouth rose as it eyed the two.

Batias was startled, finding it difficult to breathe, let alone move.

Chrona creeped forwards to get a better glimpse of the thing she would usually call , A Useless Scaly Thing.." . She wrapped her hands around his stomach, her grip was tight in an effort to show the , Useless Scaly Thing", that she wasn't amused with"it's " behavior in Batty's house.

Batias finding strength in Chrona's hug, he stutters out a question. "W-What do yo-,"
Batias: But the Lizard wasn't here for conversation. Its reptilian eyes glint with blood lust. The Lizard's muscles bulge, and it sends its clawed right hand hurtling towards Batias's undefended face.

Chrona growled as she pulled Batty down, her claws coming out. "AI!!! YOU UGLY SCALY BITCH...... IF YOU DARE LAY A CLAW ON BATTY.... I WILL SKEWER YOU... MAKE THAT A PROMSIE..." she said furiously .


Batias: The clawed hand whooshed harmlessly overhead, the disturbed airflow being the only thing that hit the two. The Lizard glared angrily at Chrona and let out a deep guttural growl. A vein seemed to pop out on the Lizard's forehead, visible even beneath it's thick dark green scales.

Batias slumped on the white carpet floor as Chrona had brought him down. With a wheeze he released a held breath.

Chrona snarled this time, pushing Batty to the edge of the crawlspace.. Chrona focusing on the movement of the beast in front of her..

Batias: With a grunt the Lizard's vicious right hand rapidly soars once more overhead. In an arcing motion, it flew downwards towards Chrona. Sharp black light glimmered on the edges of its 3 inch long dull green, almost gray, claws.

Batias: The plebeian Batias was propelled into the back of the crawlspace with a pained wail like the baggage that he surely is.