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- >>How do you seduce a pony?
- >You don't
- >They're mares, so they're the ones seducing you
- >They'd watch you from afar for a while, wondering what kind of creature you are
- >They'd ask questions about who you are and what you do for a living and maybe where you're from
- >Then they'd decide to put the plan in action
- >They'd wait for you to be alone, or at least, away from any 'friends' you could have
- >To make sure they wouldn't try to interfere
- >Then one of them would bump into you
- >It'd be Twingo, the pegasus
- >She'd say she's sorry, that she had her head in the clouds
- >To try and make you laugh
- >You'd obviously realize that they don't have much experience with these things
- >But being the okay human being you are, you'd force a chuckle out to not make her feel so bad about her lackluster sense of humor
- >She'd ask you who and what you are, even though she'd already knew that
- >And you'd give her the exact same response you've been giving to ponies for years now
- >Her eyes would fall away from yours and stop on something behind you, and her wings would flutter against her barrel
- >But before you could decide to turn and look behind you, her eyes would come back up to catch yours
- >And less than a second later, the telltale sounds of hooves clopping against the ground would come from behind
- >And they'd appear
- >The unicorn would be giggling, as if the other one just told her the most ridiculous joke ever
- >And the other one, the earth mare, would sends you a gaze that could melt mountains
- >She's beautiful, you'd think
- >And her eyes would stay on yours from the moment she appeared until she was positioned next to the Pegasus
- >"Oh, who is this?"
- >The unicorn's accent would be way more pronounced than her friend's
- >You actually didn't notice she had one until now
- >"This is Anon, and Anon, this is Clio, and Megane, my sisters,"
- >She'd say, using her wings to point to her respective siblings
- "Hi," You say
- >It comes out as kind of awkward, the gaze of the earth mare still piercing a hole through your head making it hard for you to think of anything else to add
- >This'll have to do
- >"You really found an handsome one this time soeurette," (Sister)
- >The earthmare's voice is just as sultry as her stare
- >"Yes, he's really big too and seems really nice..."
- >You're not that stupid
- >You understand what's happening
- >You're getting hit on
- >Hard
- >By three sisters
- >It's not the first time a mare tried to get to know you, but it's far from being a common thing
- >You're still twice their size and a weird bipedal alien with sharp teeth
- >"Oui, but how come he's alone?" (Yes)
- >Megane gives you a pouty, worried look
- >"I don't know... where's your marefriend?"
- >They're really not being subtle about it either
- "I, huh..."
- >You cough, trying to clear your thoughts as well as trying to give you a couple more seconds to think about the situation
- "I don't have one,"
- >They know that
- >It's obvious that they know, but they still try to fake surprised expressions, and even a gasp coming from Clio
- >"You? Single? I can't believe it!"
- >This seems way too easy
- >It must be rigged or something
- >Maybe you're being filmed?
- >Maybe they're changeling spies?
- >"Il est encore mieux roulé d'aussi près~," (He's even hotter from this close~)
- >This obviously wasn't meant for you, but her eyes and intonation still let you understand that she was talking about you
- >Do changelings speak Prench?
- >Can they imitate accents?
- >But they don't give you the time to come up with a plan of action, and Clio's hoof making contact with your thigh nearly makes you jump in surprise
- >Even though the touch was obviously meant to be comforting
- >"My sister was saying that it was such a waste for a stallion such as yourself to wander these streets all alone,"
- >The other two nod, each giving a low hum of approval
- >"Would you like some compagnie?" (company)
- >Her sisters don't even wait for your response, already taking place by your sides
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- >>30841091
- >"I'm certain he does~,"
- >Now on your left, the pegasus' side brushes against your thigh, her wings flaring and readjusting and a low coo escaping her throat as she does so, proving that this simple touch was already having an effect on her
- >"Come on big guy, we won't bite,"
- >You turn as you feel the tingling sensation of magic on your right hand, and sure enough, you see the blonde's horn glowing
- >"Unless you want us to~,"
- >Megane's smile turns in a devious smirk as she adds that last part
- >And as cliche as it sounds, it still has the desired effect on you
- >But you can't just get hooked by mares you just met!
- >Your eyes peek back and fro between the mares for a moment
- "Girls, could we slow down a bit?"
- >Clio's the first one to speak
- >"Awww, he's the shy type!"
- >You frown at her patronizing tone
- "I'm not shy--"
- >"It's okay, we'll go real slow and take good care of you,"
- >
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