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- <i>So, we took a look at your CT scans.</i>
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- <i>Mm-hmm.</i>
- 3
- 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:19,811
- And we do see
- a large mass in your stomach
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- 00:00:19,895 --> 00:00:21,935
- as well as several lesions
- on your liver.
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- 00:00:22,648 --> 00:00:24,938
- At this point, I recommend
- that you see a specialist,
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- 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:28,895
- and I can help you with a recommendation
- and get you a list of people.
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- 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:30,700
- And then go from there.
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- 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:35,145
- What kind of specialist?
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- An oncologist.
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- 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:42,670
- - That's the cancer one?
- - Yes.
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- 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,879
- - So, you think it's bad?
- - We don't really know,
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- 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:50,505
- which is why I think it's important
- for you to see a specialist.
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- 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:53,552
- He'll do a biopsy, more tests and...
- 14
- 00:00:53,637 --> 00:00:55,807
- What do you think though?
- What do you think about it?
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- 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,529
- You've seen it and all.
- What do you think?
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- 00:00:57,599 --> 00:01:00,199
- - Do you know how bad it is?
- - At this point, I don't really know.
- 17
- 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:03,309
- But you can tell us something, right?
- Can you tell us something?
- 18
- 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:04,874
- - Don't you have to say...
- - It's okay.
- 19
- 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:07,228
- - I don't think she...
- - She doesn't...
- 20
- 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:09,379
- I think... I think...
- How about... All right, listen.
- 21
- 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:11,913
- How about this? How about
- I'm gonna make a statement?
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- 00:01:11,989 --> 00:01:14,949
- And if it's a true statement,
- you don't have to correct me.
- 23
- 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:18,411
- And you don't have
- to say anything to me.
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- 00:01:19,371 --> 00:01:22,871
- Okay? So is what Michael has...
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- 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,504
- incurable?
- 26
- 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:28,166
- Dude, that's a question.
- You gotta... It has to be...
- 27
- 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:29,755
- It has to be a statement. All right.
- 28
- 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:30,920
- So, my statement is...
- 29
- 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:33,259
- - what Michael has is incurable.
- - That's it.
- 30
- 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:38,241
- Do you understand the game?
- 'Cause you're not saying anything.
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- 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:40,345
- I don't know if that's...
- I don't know...
- 32
- 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,694
- if that's cause you understand
- what we...
- 33
- 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:44,439
- Did you see <i>All the President's Men?</i>
- 34
- 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:49,528
- Um, remind me of your relationship.
- How do you know each other?
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- 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:51,858
- Oh. Uh...
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- 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,025
- - We're, uh... We're neighbors.
- - Yeah.
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- - Okay.
- - I live on top of him.
- 38
- 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:13,595
- There's still shit in the bottom of this.
- 39
- 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:14,684
- Yeah, there is.
- 40
- 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,487
- It's gross.
- I'm not reaching in there.
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- 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:17,681
- I know. I'll get it.
- 42
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- And the ball's gonna be gross.
- 43
- 00:02:19,348 --> 00:02:22,678
- - Okay. Did you serve yesterday?
- - Yeah. Yeah, it's your serve.
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- Hold on.
- 45
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- Hold on. Go.
- 46
- 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,137
- So, uh...
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- that, uh, cancer thing.
- 48
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- - What happened with the specialist guy?
- - He was special.
- 49
- 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:47,351
- All right. Come on, Michael.
- 50
- 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:53,824
- Don't... Don't drop it!
- 51
- 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:21,930
- I'll... tell you what happened
- at lunch today.
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- What's up?
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- 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:25,598
- I was at the diner next to my office.
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- Yeah.
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- I had that booth by the window, and...
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- this guy floats by the window.
- Guy just floats by the window.
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- I mean, he floats. I mean, I just see...
- I can't see his bottom.
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- Yeah.
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- His bottom ain't moving.
- You can tell he's not moving. You know...
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- He floated by the window.
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- 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:48,829
- - He was probably on a hover board.
- - Skateboard?
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- 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:52,214
- No, that... You know, those things
- those kids do. They put it on their feet...
- 63
- 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:55,052
- Yeah, I know he was on a hover board
- but it just started me thinking.
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- 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,708
- Just saw a guy hover.
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- Can you imagine that?
- That would screw up your whole life.
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- 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:01,381
- So, he hovered? So what?
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- 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:04,719
- If you saw a guy hover, so what?
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- 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,465
- Yeah, so a guy hovers.
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- 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:09,346
- So, life's normal for you
- right after that?
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- 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,064
- I don't have a problem with it.
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- 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:17,363
- So, all rules of reality,
- thousands of years of science,
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- 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:19,902
- everything, now means nothing?
- It means nothing?
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- I'll be like, cool.
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- 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:25,409
- You wouldn't be cool.
- You wouldn't be cool if a guy...
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- Of course I would.
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- 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:29,035
- No, you wouldn't.
- If there was no rules.
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- 00:05:29,621 --> 00:05:32,581
- You go to put your sneakers on,
- and they're pumpkins.
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- 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:34,843
- You blow your nose, a nickel comes out.
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- 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:37,128
- You look in the mirror,
- your face is a...
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- Is a peg board.
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- 00:05:39,089 --> 00:05:40,219
- - I'm fine with that.
- - Yeah.
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- I know you're bullshitting.
- Give me my thing.
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- My hands are airplanes so just don't look.
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- 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:46,811
- Yeah. Well, get on one of them
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- and fly to fucking where guys don't hover.
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- 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:52,192
- Because that's where I live.
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- <i>What are you doing?
- That's the death punch.</i>
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- <i>Master! No!</i>
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- <i>Master.</i>
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- <i>Your death punch
- is extremely powerful, huh?</i>
- 91
- 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,259
- <i>Had I landed the punch,</i>
- 92
- 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:26,178
- <i>your fate would be sealed.</i>
- 93
- 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:28,308
- <i>Three steps in any direction,</i>
- 94
- 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:31,024
- <i>and your heart would explode.</i>
- 95
- 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:32,139
- <i>And then you'd be dead.</i>
- 96
- 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:37,021
- <i>Come, young Chien.</i>
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- <i>Let's go eat.</i>
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- Okay.
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- There was, uh...
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- - There was five. I took three.
- - That's not okay.
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- One's a... One's dwarf one,
- so it evens out.
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- Sure hope to see you tomorrow night.
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- Yeah, Trivial Pursuit.
- I won the last two of those.
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- Have a good night, Andy.
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- Hmm.
- See you!
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- Good night, Michael.
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- 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:15,015
- Good night, Andy.
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- Good morning.
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- Thank you.
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- Sir, that's, uh... That's my pen.
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- Thank you.
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- Hi.
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- Andy?
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- Hmm.
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- - Hi.
- - Hi. How are you?
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- 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,020
- I'm okay. I'm okay.
- 117
- 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:00,654
- - Yeah?
- - Yeah, sure.
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- 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:02,856
- Did you have a good weekend?
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- 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:04,691
- - My... My weekend?
- - Mm-hmm.
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- 00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:06,486
- - Yeah, she did it.
- - Who?
- 121
- 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:09,319
- The new girl.
- She said, "How are you?"
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- 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:11,526
- Oh, God, small talk.
- How'd it go?
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- 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:13,743
- Horrible. It's horrible.
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- - Spin.
- - Damn it.
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- 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:49,146
- <i>Unfortunately,
- your white blood count is...</i>
- 126
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- Uh-huh. And what are my options?
- 127
- 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:54,333
- <i>Well, there are a few options.</i>
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- I see.
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- 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,051
- Good night, Michael.
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- 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:10,303
- Good night, Andy.
- 131
- 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:01,770
- <i>What have I done?</i>
- 132
- 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:10,939
- <i>You fool! Now you've done it!</i>
- 133
- 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:13,987
- <i>You death punched your own master!</i>
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- 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,509
- Wait? No.
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- 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:39,806
- I got it. I got it.
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- 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:43,388
- - We're a second-half team.
- - Yeah. Yeah.
- 137
- 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:45,192
- I could give a...
- 138
- 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,146
- a great...
- 139
- 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:50,065
- half-time speech if I was a coach. I...
- 140
- 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:53,362
- I really have this best speech
- I've ever heard at half-time.
- 141
- 00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:55,574
- - What is it?
- - I'm working on it.
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- 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:57,659
- I think it's "fatty pork."
- 143
- 00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:00,119
- It's not "fatty pork." I...
- 144
- 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:03,556
- - I made the shirt. I know it's not...
- - You made it about two years ago.
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- 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:06,100
- - You still remember what it is?
- - It was a year and a half ago,
- 146
- 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,036
- and if it was "fatty pork",
- there'd be two T's.
- 147
- 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:09,786
- There'd be another T right there.
- 148
- 00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:13,715
- It's a "satay fork."
- Little fork. Little appetizer fork.
- 149
- 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:16,428
- No, it's not... Nothing in the kitchen.
- Get out of the kitchen.
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- 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:19,967
- I'll give you that info, and that's it.
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- 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,561
- That's a good one.
- That was a year and a half...
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- 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:29,190
- Sort of think...
- I like that it bothers you.
- 153
- 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:34,109
- Did you eat my cashews?
- I have no cashews left.
- 154
- 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,951
- I just got walnuts.
- 155
- 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:49,325
- I could tell you.
- Want me to tell you?
- 156
- 00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:52,545
- I saw the oncologist and...
- 157
- 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,928
- I saw a second oncologist. He, um...
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- 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,682
- Long story, but they, um...
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- 00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:08,227
- You know, there's nothing they can do.
- 160
- 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:10,520
- So...
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- 00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:13,817
- it's...
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- 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:15,776
- It's that.
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- 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:18,525
- The dying part is...
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- 00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:23,334
- Meh. It's meh.
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- 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:31,828
- The hospital, the tubes, the bloating.
- I don't want any part of that.
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- 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,585
- So, I'm thinking...
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- 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:41,426
- before...
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- 00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:43,967
- before it gets bad...
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- 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:48,098
- I want to...
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- 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:50,310
- end it...
- 171
- 00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:54,319
- They got a whole process. If you get
- less than six months they give you this...
- 172
- 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,475
- these pills you can take.
- 173
- 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,740
- And you can do it at home.
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- 00:12:58,820 --> 00:12:59,820
- Sounds...
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- 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,405
- You know.
- 176
- 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,953
- But I don't want to do it alone and...
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- 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,575
- I was hoping you would help me out.
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- 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:14,459
- Me?
- 179
- 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,261
- Uh...
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- 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:21,633
- Do... I mean...
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- 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,261
- The way...
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- 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,643
- You gotta... You can't give up.
- Huh? You gotta...
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- 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:35,609
- You can't do that.
- Miracles happen, right?
- 184
- 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:40,445
- What about the guys who say,
- "You got six months to live" and...
- 185
- 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,908
- next thing you know,
- he's climbing Mount Everest.
- 186
- 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:46,331
- Jim Abbott had one arm.
- Remember Jim Abbott on the Yankees?
- 187
- 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:47,409
- He had one arm.
- 188
- 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:48,997
- He pitched a no-hitter.
- 189
- 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:50,907
- He didn't give up.
- 190
- 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:53,830
- You don't give up, Michael.
- 191
- 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,709
- They already gave me the prescription.
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- 00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,547
- They can do that?
- They can just give you that...
- 193
- 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:03,628
- medicine that kills you?
- 194
- 00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:04,718
- Yeah.
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- 00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:09,599
- I don't want you
- to look at me like this.
- 196
- 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,271
- But I was not gonna tell you
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- 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,773
- 'cause I didn't want it
- to change things, you know?
- 198
- 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:19,691
- You know...
- 199
- 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:21,858
- I want to make some pizzas.
- 200
- 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,489
- I want to watch some movies.
- 201
- 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,740
- I want to play some Paddleton.
- 202
- 00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:29,409
- You know?
- 203
- 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,172
- Yeah?
- 204
- 00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:43,590
- Okay.
- 205
- 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:51,636
- Should we play the second half?
- 206
- 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:53,353
- Yeah, right? We gotta.
- 207
- 00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:58,271
- It's your serve.
- 208
- 00:14:58,940 --> 00:14:59,940
- Lay it out.
- 209
- 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:22,261
- These are all pretty far away.
- 210
- 00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,087
- What's that?
- 211
- 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:27,343
- The places where your doctor said
- we could fulfill the...
- 212
- 00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:29,889
- prescription. The closest one is...
- 213
- 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:31,763
- almost six hours.
- 214
- 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:33,178
- - Six hours?
- - Yeah.
- 215
- 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,936
- A lot of pharmacies won't fill it
- 'cause of moral reasons.
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- 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,148
- All right,
- Guess we're gonna do a little road trip.
- 217
- 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:39,559
- What does that mean? Road trip?
- 218
- 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,129
- You don't just do a road trip, right?
- 219
- 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,632
- What do you mean,
- what does that mean?
- 220
- 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:48,905
- We'll drive there. We'll get the meds,
- we'll find a place...
- 221
- 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:52,290
- Your stove burnt the pizza up. It's burnt.
- 222
- 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:53,785
- Fuck!
- 223
- 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,787
- Come on!
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- 00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:57,832
- It's ruined now. It's ruined.
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- 00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,393
- - Hold on.
- - No, I'm not gonna.
- 226
- 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,417
- We can't eat that.
- We gotta eat something else.
- 227
- 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,662
- - It's not that bad.
- - What are we gonna eat?
- 228
- 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,423
- - Nice work.
- - Look at that piece of shit!
- 229
- 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,837
- Ah, this is fucked!
- 230
- 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,588
- You gonna eat that still?
- 231
- 00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:11,715
- It's gonna be good.
- 232
- 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:25,817
- Grab a plate.
- 233
- 00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:31,026
- I'll try it.
- 234
- 00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:32,115
- All right.
- 235
- 00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:36,248
- How about the air in the tires?
- 236
- 00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,621
- Yeah, I put a bunch in. It's okay.
- 237
- 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,287
- Not too much though, right?
- 238
- 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,495
- There's no such thing as too much air.
- 239
- 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:44,916
- Oh, yeah there is.
- 240
- 00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:46,922
- Huh?
- 241
- 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,335
- How about the Hindenberg?
- 242
- 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,336
- That was helium.
- 243
- 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,427
- Yeah, but it was too much.
- 244
- 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:58,637
- Hey, I had some oatmeal
- so I'm gonna need a bathroom in two hours.
- 245
- 00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:01,936
- But you also had
- a second coffee, so maybe 90 minutes?
- 246
- 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,531
- I can still see.
- 247
- 00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:13,033
- - What do you see?
- - I see everything.
- 248
- 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,535
- I see everything. Yeah, I do.
- There's a tree. There's a...
- 249
- 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,160
- What's that?
- 250
- 00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,325
- A person or a chicken.
- 251
- 00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,369
- If you had to live like this...
- 252
- 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:25,092
- You could adapt. That's the great thing
- about the human mind.
- 253
- 00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:27,633
- This is how bees see.
- 254
- 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:33,344
- How many wishes would a genie
- have to give you where...
- 255
- 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:37,603
- one of those wishes would be sand off?
- 256
- 00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:38,682
- What's sand off?
- 257
- 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,984
- Whenever you said "sand off"...
- 258
- 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:45,614
- every grain of sand
- that was on your body fell off.
- 259
- 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,030
- Twelve hundred, maybe?
- 260
- 00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:51,700
- No, ten.
- If they gave me ten, I would do it.
- 261
- 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:55,989
- You can only think of nine wishes
- before you get to sand off?
- 262
- 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,485
- How many you need?
- 263
- 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,077
- Okay, uh...
- 264
- 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:00,161
- your first one.
- 265
- 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,118
- All the cancer's gone.
- 266
- 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:05,213
- Then a billion dollars, flying, whatever.
- 267
- 00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:06,383
- Invisible.
- 268
- 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:09,670
- Invisible, and then sand off, yeah.
- Well, pajamas on.
- 269
- 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:13,295
- Pajamas... It's late at night,
- you're tired. "Pajamas on."
- 270
- 00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,221
- You got enough gas?
- 271
- 00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,143
- There's a buffer. I think we're okay.
- 272
- 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,469
- Well, not that big a buffer.
- 273
- 00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:20,516
- What's the worst case scenario?
- We run out of gas.
- 274
- 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,270
- What's the worst case scenario?
- We run out of gas here, right?
- 275
- 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:26,020
- Next thing you know,
- we're drinking our urine.
- 276
- 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:31,650
- How do you get from running out of gas,
- the next step is drinking urine?
- 277
- 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,526
- You can hitchhike. You can...
- 278
- 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,623
- We'll call somebody.
- We'll walk to the gas station.
- 279
- 00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:38,328
- - There's nobody out here.
- - You go right to drinking urine.
- 280
- 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:40,579
- It's like <i>Twilight Zone </i>out here.
- 281
- 00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,889
- How's that half-time speech
- coming, by the way?
- 282
- 00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:44,083
- It's good.
- 283
- 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:45,540
- Oh, yeah?
- 284
- 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,955
- I could sell it.
- But if I told it to a coach,
- 285
- 00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:50,299
- they'd want to buy it from me.
- 286
- 00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,671
- Hey, guys, gather around.
- 287
- 00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:55,131
- That's how it starts. Yeah.
- 288
- 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:57,654
- - That's more like it
- - That's the beginning.
- 289
- 00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:58,888
- That's it.
- 290
- 00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:08,335
- - Who is that? What's that?
- - It's my sister.
- 291
- 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:13,192
- She knows, right?
- 292
- 00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:17,866
- She knows about the cancer,
- but not about the other stuff.
- 293
- 00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:20,533
- I kind of want to keep that
- to myself.
- 294
- 00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,036
- Oh.
- 295
- 00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:25,158
- What about me?
- 296
- 00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,043
- No, that's...
- 297
- 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,383
- That's different. That's, you know...
- 298
- 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:30,960
- Huh.
- 299
- 00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:32,709
- Yeah.
- 300
- 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,165
- - You know?
- - Yeah.
- 301
- 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:36,257
- Yeah.
- 302
- 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,510
- I get it.
- 303
- 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,388
- She does small talk, your sister?
- 304
- 00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:43,683
- Hmm.
- 305
- 00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:44,976
- The queen.
- 306
- 00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:46,059
- Yeah.
- 307
- 00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:49,524
- Ooh. Ostrich farm. Three miles.
- 308
- 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,685
- - Uh, yeah.
- - We're doing that.
- 309
- 00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,438
- Eh... You want to?
- 310
- 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:57,449
- - I've never seen an ostrich.
- - I've seen them.
- 311
- 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,870
- - I've seen them on TV.
- - Yeah, but in person, though.
- 312
- 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:02,409
- They're kind of nasty, though.
- 313
- 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,950
- - Really?
- - They'll run right at you.
- 314
- 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,591
- Fastest land animal, actually.
- 315
- 00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:21,387
- - I don't think it is.
- - Yeah.
- 316
- 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,470
- Yes, it is. Forty miles an hour.
- 317
- 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,442
- The cheetah goes...
- 318
- 00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:30,096
- 60 or 65.
- 319
- 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,614
- Yeah. That's four legs.
- 320
- 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:37,610
- Per leg...
- 321
- 00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:42,115
- they're the fastest.
- 322
- 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,113
- Okay, I think we're getting close.
- 323
- 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,656
- Looks like a tourist town or something.
- 324
- 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:28,202
- A lot of windmills in this town.
- 325
- 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,627
- You're walking really fast, Andy.
- 326
- 00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:36,375
- I'm not nervous.
- 327
- 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:39,592
- We talk to the guy, Phil,
- and we got a plan, right? Okay.
- 328
- 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:43,763
- This sinus infection is so awful.
- 329
- 00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:45,764
- - I know.
- - And I feel like I...
- 330
- 00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:49,886
- I feel like this medication I've taken
- before and it hasn't worked.
- 331
- 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,975
- - Give it a try, okay?
- - Okay.
- 332
- 00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:53,981
- - Have a good rest of the day.
- - Thank you.
- 333
- 00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:55,563
- All right. Bye, bye, Judy.
- 334
- 00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:59,186
- Hi, guys. What can I do for you?
- 335
- 00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:01,816
- Hi, there. We're here to see Phil.
- 336
- 00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:04,744
- Phil's not in today. I'm Dave.
- I'm standing in for Phil.
- 337
- 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,908
- We talked to Phil though.
- You spoke to Phil.
- 338
- 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,663
- Yeah, we, uh... But...
- 339
- 00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:13,077
- - Okay. So we should come back.
- - But I can help you guys.
- 340
- 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,535
- Yeah, but this is something...
- 341
- 00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:19,047
- - This is kind of top secret.
- - I spoke to Phil. It's a...
- 342
- 00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:21,839
- He was gonna... It's a special
- medication he was gonna...
- 343
- 00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:24,264
- - Are you Michael Thompson?
- - I'm Michael. Yeah.
- 344
- 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,973
- You want to call Phil maybe?
- 345
- 00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:28,683
- It's okay. I can handle it. Yeah.
- 346
- 00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,024
- Michael Thompson.
- 347
- 00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:32,729
- I don't like that. We should come back
- for Phil. Let's come back.
- 348
- 00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:34,530
- Why are you so obsessed with Phil?
- 349
- 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:37,283
- What if he puts something wrong
- in there. Could be dangerous.
- 350
- 00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:40,404
- Give me one second.
- I'll get you guys dialed in here.
- 351
- 00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:42,613
- All right. How are you guys doing today?
- 352
- 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,275
- Okay.
- 353
- 00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:51,041
- - There are three medicines involved.
- - We know all this part.
- 354
- 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,840
- This is what we did with Phil.
- That's why...
- 355
- 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:53,712
- Phil told us.
- 356
- 00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:55,469
- If Phil was here
- he wouldn't say that to us
- 357
- 00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:56,919
- 'cause we already spoke to him.
- 358
- 00:22:57,001 --> 00:23:00,501
- I understand, but Phil told me
- I had to read these instructions.
- 359
- 00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:03,011
- It's protocol.
- 360
- 00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:04,609
- - Okay, go ahead.
- - Thank you.
- 361
- 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:08,553
- Okay, so you'll be taking two of these
- one hour before taking the drink.
- 362
- 00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:10,724
- This one is for anxiety.
- 363
- 00:23:11,265 --> 00:23:14,135
- This one is for nausea.
- It'll keep you from vomiting.
- 364
- 00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:16,395
- And this one ran all the way home.
- 365
- 00:23:16,854 --> 00:23:18,444
- - The little piggies.
- - Yeah.
- 366
- 00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:24,816
- Um, and in the event of vomiting
- after ingesting the drink,
- 367
- 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:27,244
- the patient should have
- a family member contact
- 368
- 00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:30,453
- their referring physician
- to determine a course of action.
- 369
- 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:32,493
- This big one...
- 370
- 00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:35,996
- is the medicine you'll be taking last.
- 371
- 00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:38,170
- There are 100 pills in this bottle,
- 372
- 00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:41,960
- which is the lethal dose.
- 373
- 00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:43,166
- Can you ring it up now?
- 374
- 00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:45,089
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.
- 375
- 00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:46,860
- - You're not paying for this.
- - Oh, no. Yeah.
- 376
- 00:23:46,884 --> 00:23:48,987
- I didn't tell you about this,
- but here, take the card.
- 377
- 00:23:49,011 --> 00:23:51,141
- - Take the card and ring it up.
- - Andy, it's $3,500.
- 378
- 00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:53,431
- I know what it is.
- I have more money than you.
- 379
- 00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:55,135
- - I want to do this.
- - It's a lot.
- 380
- 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:56,225
- I want to do it.
- 381
- 00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:58,186
- Let me do it.
- 382
- 00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:00,225
- Thank you.
- 383
- 00:24:00,314 --> 00:24:03,075
- I'm sorry, sir. Your card was declined.
- 384
- 00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:07,112
- It's not declined.
- You gotta put it through.
- 385
- 00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:08,716
- - You gotta run it through.
- - Nice one.
- 386
- 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,571
- - Okay.
- - Can you run it through again?
- 387
- 00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:12,448
- My mistake. I'll give it another shot.
- 388
- 00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:14,664
- You know that those things glitch a lot.
- 389
- 00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:17,265
- - Sorry, declined again.
- - Give me the card.
- 390
- 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:18,959
- - Give me the card.
- - I'll pay for it.
- 391
- 00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:21,631
- I'm just gonna call the bank up,
- that's all.
- 392
- 00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:24,064
- - I can pay for it and you pay me back.
- - Give me your phone.
- 393
- 00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:26,088
- Give me your phone.
- Don't ring anything up,
- 394
- 00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:29,183
- 'cause this'll take one second.
- I'm gonna call the number right there.
- 395
- 00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:32,599
- I see the number right there. Give me
- one second. Don't ring anything up.
- 396
- 00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:35,889
- You will have to empty the contents
- 397
- 00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:38,272
- of all 100 pills into a glass
- 398
- 00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:40,982
- - and mix them with half a cup of water.
- - It's Andy Freedman.
- 399
- 00:24:41,063 --> 00:24:45,153
- The drink will be a little bitter,
- but you want to drink it all at once.
- 400
- 00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:47,420
- It's me, though.
- What do you want me to tell you?
- 401
- 00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:48,824
- I am out of town.
- 402
- 00:24:48,946 --> 00:24:51,366
- If the patient decides they don't...
- 403
- 00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:52,988
- You don't...
- 404
- 00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:55,995
- want to end their life after ingesting
- 405
- 00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:57,708
- - the medication...
- - Okay.
- 406
- 00:24:57,788 --> 00:25:00,618
- ...they must contact
- emergency medical services
- 407
- 00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:02,998
- - to begin lifesaving measures.
- - I'm not yelling.
- 408
- 00:25:04,128 --> 00:25:06,378
- - I'll stop yelling, but I'm not yelling.
- - Yeah.
- 409
- 00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:07,513
- Mm-hmm.
- 410
- 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,677
- Well, send it then.
- They're gonna send a code.
- 411
- 00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:11,889
- I don't have a phone.
- 412
- 00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:15,025
- That's why you're supposed
- to have a phone.
- 413
- 00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:19,135
- I have e-mail.
- Can I see my e-mail on your e-mail?
- 414
- 00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:22,227
- Uh, Phil has his log-in codes.
- I don't have it.
- 415
- 00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:25,083
- See? Why don't we wait for Phil?
- Let's just wait for Phil to come back,
- 416
- 00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:26,987
- - And none of this happens.
- - It's gonna be fine
- 417
- 00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:31,107
- Hold on. I sent you my pet name
- about five years ago.
- 418
- 00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:32,486
- Is that it? Are we done?
- 419
- 00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:34,698
- Yes, yes. Uh, yeah, I read it all.
- 420
- 00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:37,453
- - Let me just pay for it. I got it.
- - Yeah. Why...
- 421
- 00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:39,116
- - Where does it go?
- - He's okay?
- 422
- 00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:40,664
- Where does my pet name go?
- 423
- 00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:41,748
- No!
- 424
- 00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:46,961
- What are you doing?
- 425
- 00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:49,337
- What do you mean?
- I'm taking a pain pill.
- 426
- 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:50,970
- I don't know. I just...
- 427
- 00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:53,337
- I thought it was...
- 428
- 00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:55,848
- <i>Velkommen.</i>
- 429
- 00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:57,099
- Can I help you?
- 430
- 00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:01,518
- Hi, we have a reservation for...
- 431
- 00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:04,022
- - Freedman.
- - Okay.
- 432
- 00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:05,274
- I have it right here.
- 433
- 00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:07,185
- - No, I got it.
- - Printed it out.
- 434
- 00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:08,154
- Here you are.
- 435
- 00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:10,613
- You're all set. I just need
- a credit card for incidentals...
- 436
- 00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:14,824
- Okay. I'm gonna give you a credit card,
- but if you could wait until the end to
- 437
- 00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:17,117
- do whatever you have to do with it.
- I'll call the bank,
- 438
- 00:26:17,201 --> 00:26:19,411
- - and it's all gonna be fine.
- - Let me just...
- 439
- 00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:21,077
- I'll get this one.
- 440
- 00:26:21,163 --> 00:26:23,873
- Okay, you get it.
- Put it on his card, but I'm paying for it.
- 441
- 00:26:23,957 --> 00:26:25,077
- It's all going down.
- 442
- 00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:27,997
- - I'm gonna pay it all back, okay?
- - That's fine.
- 443
- 00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:30,047
- - It's 79 a night, yes?
- - It is.
- 444
- 00:26:30,631 --> 00:26:31,631
- Every penny.
- 445
- 00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:32,843
- All... I'm keeping...
- 446
- 00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:35,397
- - Okay.
- - All right, thanks.
- 447
- 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,047
- So, guys, I got you, um...
- 448
- 00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:38,853
- two queens.
- 449
- 00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:40,351
- - Um...
- - Right.
- 450
- 00:26:40,891 --> 00:26:42,481
- We have another room with a king.
- 451
- 00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:44,348
- We don't want two rooms.
- 452
- 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:47,646
- I'm sorry. Not two rooms.
- Would you prefer to have a king?
- 453
- 00:26:51,193 --> 00:26:53,203
- If you feel more comfortable,
- we're fine with that.
- 454
- 00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:55,947
- The queens are good.
- 455
- 00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:23,980
- Guess I'll take that then, right?
- 456
- 00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:26,346
- The bag. I'll hold the bag.
- 457
- 00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:29,816
- Keep it in my house
- just so we know where it is.
- 458
- 00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:39,323
- I mean, I...
- 459
- 00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:41,325
- I just...
- 460
- 00:27:41,869 --> 00:27:44,539
- Just assumed, you know, I'd hold onto it.
- 461
- 00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:50,168
- I got a safe place in my closet.
- Up behind the, uh...
- 462
- 00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:52,550
- the box. I have that...
- 463
- 00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:55,875
- The Rod Carew rookie card.
- I got that little...
- 464
- 00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:59,394
- I don't think anybody's gonna steal it.
- 465
- 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:04,519
- Who knows? Sandy got broken into
- two times and she's on the ground floor.
- 466
- 00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:07,225
- They always go to the ground floor first.
- 467
- 00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:09,691
- I'm up on top.
- If the water main breaks...
- 468
- 00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:14,437
- over on Hillside and then it floods,
- I'm up top.
- 469
- 00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:42,818
- - Cash or charge?
- - Cash.
- 470
- 00:30:02,676 --> 00:30:03,716
- You awake now?
- 471
- 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:07,680
- Yeah.
- 472
- 00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:10,228
- - Sorry.
- - Yeah.
- 473
- 00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:12,269
- I slept for a long time, sorry.
- 474
- 00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:14,732
- I know. It's all right.
- 475
- 00:30:23,864 --> 00:30:24,874
- What's this?
- 476
- 00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:27,158
- <i>Tree of Wisdom.</i>
- 477
- 00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:29,869
- Andy.
- 478
- 00:30:35,042 --> 00:30:36,042
- Oh, yeah.
- 479
- 00:30:37,044 --> 00:30:38,174
- Yeah, that's, uh...
- 480
- 00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:41,086
- Now we got nothing to worry about.
- 481
- 00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:44,932
- Nothing can go wrong now.
- 482
- 00:30:46,136 --> 00:30:48,216
- - All right, very funny.
- - It was my idea.
- 483
- 00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:50,175
- It's very funny.
- 484
- 00:30:50,265 --> 00:30:52,015
- It's not funny. That's a good idea.
- 485
- 00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:54,347
- Where's the medication?
- Where is it?
- 486
- 00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:55,853
- It's in there.
- 487
- 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,400
- It's locked up.
- 488
- 00:30:57,481 --> 00:31:00,441
- We don't got to worry about
- any of that stuff we were talking about.
- 489
- 00:31:03,653 --> 00:31:04,653
- What's the code?
- 490
- 00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:07,281
- The code to what?
- 491
- 00:31:07,657 --> 00:31:10,327
- Andy.
- 492
- 00:31:12,329 --> 00:31:13,329
- There's no code.
- 493
- 00:31:14,956 --> 00:31:16,246
- There's a combination.
- 494
- 00:31:17,084 --> 00:31:18,084
- Okay.
- 495
- 00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:20,749
- What's the combination?
- 496
- 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:22,880
- No hints.
- 497
- 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:25,545
- Andy, I don't want to play a game
- right now.
- 498
- 00:31:25,634 --> 00:31:28,304
- - Can you give me the code?
- - No, just don't worry about it.
- 499
- 00:31:29,262 --> 00:31:30,512
- This is the end here.
- 500
- 00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:42,857
- Maybe we should try getting a drink.
- 501
- 00:31:49,950 --> 00:31:52,240
- <i>Uh, the sign-up list is still open.</i>
- 502
- 00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:55,577
- <i>Honestly, if you don't want to do
- anything, it's just gonna be more of me.</i>
- 503
- 00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:58,165
- <i>Okay.</i>
- 504
- 00:31:58,792 --> 00:31:59,842
- Ah.
- 505
- 00:32:01,461 --> 00:32:02,631
- We should drink more.
- 506
- 00:32:03,213 --> 00:32:04,213
- Right?
- 507
- 00:32:04,881 --> 00:32:06,341
- I think I'm gonna start drinking.
- 508
- 00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:09,335
- Yeah. I mean, it's not good for you,
- but it is good.
- 509
- 00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:12,184
- So, you feeling ready?
- 510
- 00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:14,271
- Coach?
- 511
- 00:32:14,891 --> 00:32:16,641
- - My speech?
- - Half-time speech.
- 512
- 00:32:16,726 --> 00:32:19,186
- It's not ready yet.
- I don't want to jinx it.
- 513
- 00:32:19,271 --> 00:32:20,401
- Hmm.
- 514
- 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,860
- I stumbled on something
- that's really gonna be something.
- 515
- 00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:26,740
- - Hey, Andy?
- - Yeah.
- 516
- 00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:29,655
- Is there a half-time speech?
- 517
- 00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:33,869
- You think I'm lying about that?
- Why would I lie about it?
- 518
- 00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:36,332
- Remember that time you told me you
- spoke Spanish and then...
- 519
- 00:32:36,413 --> 00:32:38,713
- I over-exaggerated how much I knew,
- 520
- 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:42,130
- but that's because I was trying
- to impress you. We weren't friends yet.
- 521
- 00:32:42,711 --> 00:32:43,751
- I got to pee.
- 522
- 00:32:45,005 --> 00:32:46,505
- - Definitely get another one.
- - Okay.
- 523
- 00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:48,220
- All right, I'll be back.
- 524
- 00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:57,851
- Gather round, guys.
- 525
- 00:32:58,685 --> 00:32:59,805
- Gather round, guys.
- 526
- 00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:02,313
- Take a knee.
- 527
- 00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:04,686
- Everybody just take a knee.
- 528
- 00:33:05,942 --> 00:33:07,942
- Do me a favor, guys. Close your eyes.
- 529
- 00:33:08,945 --> 00:33:10,235
- I want you to close your eyes.
- 530
- 00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:13,367
- Everybody, close your eyes.
- I want you to picture something.
- 531
- 00:33:16,369 --> 00:33:17,699
- We're gonna lose this game.
- 532
- 00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:20,245
- We're gonna lose this game, guys.
- 533
- 00:33:20,874 --> 00:33:22,884
- Just listen to me.
- I'm not gonna lie to you.
- 534
- 00:33:23,793 --> 00:33:25,383
- The momentum has switched.
- 535
- 00:33:25,462 --> 00:33:26,712
- That's a better team.
- 536
- 00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:29,875
- No matter what I say here,
- that ain't gonna turn it around.
- 537
- 00:33:29,966 --> 00:33:31,966
- We're gonna lose this game.
- 538
- 00:33:32,552 --> 00:33:34,552
- But so what? I'm proud of you.
- 539
- 00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:37,813
- I'm proud of you.
- I don't want to wait to the end
- 540
- 00:33:37,891 --> 00:33:39,891
- when you're hurting to say that.
- You guy's are...
- 541
- 00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:41,686
- You don't need this game.
- 542
- 00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:44,560
- You're gonna have good lives.
- You're all good guys. You're gonna...
- 543
- 00:33:44,648 --> 00:33:46,438
- You're gonna be something
- in your life.
- 544
- 00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:48,855
- Murphy, you're gonna be
- in the Navy, right?
- 545
- 00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:50,654
- You're gonna be a hero one day.
- 546
- 00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:53,657
- Cahill, you're a writer.
- 547
- 00:33:54,658 --> 00:33:55,868
- You're gonna live somewhere...
- 548
- 00:33:55,951 --> 00:33:57,631
- You're gonna live
- in Connecticut somewhere.
- 549
- 00:33:58,411 --> 00:33:59,451
- By the water.
- 550
- 00:34:00,288 --> 00:34:03,578
- And you'll have a drinking problem maybe,
- but that makes you a better writer.
- 551
- 00:34:05,418 --> 00:34:06,798
- It's all gonna be okay.
- 552
- 00:34:08,505 --> 00:34:11,465
- You're gonna have great lives,
- and maybe you're gonna have a...
- 553
- 00:34:12,676 --> 00:34:15,506
- a little empty feeling in your gut.
- 554
- 00:34:19,099 --> 00:34:21,849
- And maybe when you lay at night,
- secretly you're gonna think...
- 555
- 00:34:24,271 --> 00:34:25,271
- "You know what?
- 556
- 00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:27,072
- If I could go back...
- 557
- 00:34:28,525 --> 00:34:30,985
- This is all good,
- but if I could ever go back...
- 558
- 00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:35,620
- If I could go back in time I would go
- to the day we lost that big game
- 559
- 00:34:35,699 --> 00:34:37,699
- and I would play that second half
- over again."
- 560
- 00:34:37,784 --> 00:34:41,004
- Well, guess what guys?
- Open your eyes! You're back!
- 561
- 00:34:56,177 --> 00:34:59,057
- - Okay, now I got it.
- - Oh, there he is.
- 562
- 00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:02,063
- - Hey.
- - Hey.
- 563
- 00:35:02,642 --> 00:35:03,562
- How did this...
- 564
- 00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:04,483
- What's going on?
- 565
- 00:35:04,561 --> 00:35:08,191
- He was alone. Nobody likes to be alone.
- I invited him.
- 566
- 00:35:09,149 --> 00:35:11,189
- Okay, all right.
- So, now you're over here now?
- 567
- 00:35:11,776 --> 00:35:13,856
- - Yeah, have a little...
- - Get out of my seat.
- 568
- 00:35:14,738 --> 00:35:17,778
- No, you stay. You sit.
- Andy, take my seat.
- 569
- 00:35:18,325 --> 00:35:19,405
- - Cheers, guys.
- - Cheers.
- 570
- 00:35:19,492 --> 00:35:21,412
- - Oh, yeah.
- - New friends.
- 571
- 00:35:21,494 --> 00:35:23,004
- - Cheers, man.
- - All right.
- 572
- 00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:24,557
- - New friends.
- - New friends.
- 573
- 00:35:24,581 --> 00:35:27,211
- So, David was telling me
- he's a kung fu fan.
- 574
- 00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:28,962
- - Yeah.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 575
- 00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:30,464
- We were talking, so...
- 576
- 00:35:30,545 --> 00:35:33,125
- Oh, yeah. Of course. You're that too.
- 577
- 00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:35,514
- - All right.
- - Yeah. I like kung fu. You like kung fu?
- 578
- 00:35:35,592 --> 00:35:36,512
- Everybody likes...
- 579
- 00:35:36,593 --> 00:35:38,473
- Well, have you watched <i>Death Punch?</i>
- 580
- 00:35:39,095 --> 00:35:40,425
- Yeah, I've seen <i>Death Punch.</i>
- 581
- 00:35:41,097 --> 00:35:42,347
- And what do you think?
- 582
- 00:35:43,516 --> 00:35:45,516
- It's pretty good. Not bad.
- 583
- 00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:49,519
- Not a lot of fighting in it,
- you know, but...
- 584
- 00:35:49,606 --> 00:35:50,976
- Yeah, it's good.
- 585
- 00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:53,606
- It's a kung fu movie.
- It's not about fighting.
- 586
- 00:35:54,569 --> 00:35:58,159
- It's learning about
- what's inside yourself.
- 587
- 00:35:58,239 --> 00:35:59,659
- That's what <i>Death Punch</i> is.
- 588
- 00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:02,121
- - You didn't see that?
- - I... Well, you know...
- 589
- 00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:04,872
- I saw it on YouTube.
- Maybe I missed some parts.
- 590
- 00:36:04,954 --> 00:36:06,334
- <i>And I'm back.</i>
- 591
- 00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:08,294
- <i>The sign-up list is still open.</i>
- 592
- 00:36:08,375 --> 00:36:11,125
- How can you see it on YouTube?
- You can't see it on YouTube.
- 593
- 00:36:11,211 --> 00:36:13,301
- - It's ridiculous.
- - All right, well...
- 594
- 00:36:13,380 --> 00:36:16,630
- I don't mean to be, uh...
- 595
- 00:36:16,716 --> 00:36:18,426
- How can you find it on DVD?
- 596
- 00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:20,930
- You can find it on DVD.
- You can find it on a VHS.
- 597
- 00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:23,219
- I recommend watching it on VHS.
- 598
- 00:36:23,306 --> 00:36:24,556
- - VHS? Really?
- - Yes.
- 599
- 00:36:24,641 --> 00:36:27,891
- - Because that's how it's meant to be seen.
- <i>- Hi, everybody. My name's Michael.</i>
- 600
- 00:36:27,977 --> 00:36:28,977
- <i>Um...</i>
- 601
- 00:36:29,479 --> 00:36:31,399
- <i>The... I want to...</i>
- 602
- 00:36:32,232 --> 00:36:33,942
- <i>do some, um...</i>
- 603
- 00:36:36,361 --> 00:36:38,571
- <i>I want to honor a movie</i>
- <i>called </i>Death Punch.
- 604
- 00:36:38,655 --> 00:36:40,315
- <i>It's my favorite movie in the world.</i>
- 605
- 00:36:40,407 --> 00:36:42,027
- <i>Nobody watches it.</i>
- 606
- 00:36:42,117 --> 00:36:44,737
- <i>We're always trying to get people
- to watch it, and they don't.</i>
- 607
- 00:36:44,828 --> 00:36:48,578
- <i>Um, it's hard to find,
- but it's very important to me.</i>
- 608
- 00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:51,080
- <i>Uh, so...</i>
- 609
- 00:36:52,419 --> 00:36:54,419
- <i>Yeah. </i>Death Punch.
- 610
- 00:36:59,759 --> 00:37:02,299
- The movie begins on Chien,
- 611
- 00:37:03,138 --> 00:37:05,428
- a young kung fu student...
- 612
- 00:37:06,182 --> 00:37:08,602
- in the mountains. His moves
- are graceful and powerful,
- 613
- 00:37:08,685 --> 00:37:10,265
- but something's missing.
- 614
- 00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:11,983
- He's not yet complete.
- 615
- 00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:15,782
- He's attacked by the Master Liu.
- 616
- 00:37:15,859 --> 00:37:18,739
- And a great battle ensues and...
- 617
- 00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:23,160
- And Liu winds up for what will
- become known as the Death Punch.
- 618
- 00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:28,871
- And...
- 619
- 00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:31,290
- He strikes.
- 620
- 00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:34,285
- But what happens is...
- 621
- 00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:36,343
- he actually misses...
- 622
- 00:37:36,796 --> 00:37:39,466
- Chien and he hits the barrel because...
- 623
- 00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:43,929
- Sorry, I told it wrong.
- I shouldn't have...
- 624
- 00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:48,016
- They're the master-and-student
- relationship,
- 625
- 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:49,349
- but you think they're enemies
- 626
- 00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:51,354
- and that's why it's funny
- when he hits the barrel
- 627
- 00:37:51,394 --> 00:37:53,904
- because you think that it's, um...
- 628
- 00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:56,320
- I kind of messed that up, sorry.
- But back to the story.
- 629
- 00:37:56,399 --> 00:38:00,609
- The water starts to jiggle,
- and Chien sees it and he says,
- 630
- 00:38:00,695 --> 00:38:04,695
- "That's the fear of..." Um...
- 631
- 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:10,540
- But, anyhow, this is kind of where
- you have to see the movie.
- 632
- 00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:11,712
- Sorry. Um...
- 633
- 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:14,790
- Anyway, it's a cool shot
- because the barrel starts to shake, right?
- 634
- 00:38:14,876 --> 00:38:17,166
- It's rumbling. It's going crazy and...
- 635
- 00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:18,962
- it's...
- 636
- 00:38:32,393 --> 00:38:35,313
- And suddenly,
- the barrel explodes with water.
- 637
- 00:38:38,191 --> 00:38:39,611
- Oh! He's soaked.
- 638
- 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:43,660
- If I had landed that punch,
- your fate would have been sealed.
- 639
- 00:38:43,738 --> 00:38:47,118
- Three steps in any direction,
- and your heart would explode.
- 640
- 00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:49,489
- And then you'd be dead.
- 641
- 00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:54,537
- Chien, he's stubborn and he learns
- the Death Punch anyway, by himself.
- 642
- 00:38:54,624 --> 00:38:57,884
- Alone he learns it.
- On the hill without a shirt on.
- 643
- 00:38:57,961 --> 00:39:00,171
- - Yeah, that part where he trains.
- - Right.
- 644
- 00:39:00,255 --> 00:39:01,857
- - But then...
- - The ninjas come.
- 645
- 00:39:01,881 --> 00:39:05,341
- Ku Woo Tai shows up with 15 ninjas.
- 646
- 00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:07,176
- - Exactly 15.
- - Exactly 15 ninjas.
- 647
- 00:39:07,262 --> 00:39:08,682
- Yes, and put him in a chokehold.
- 648
- 00:39:09,222 --> 00:39:10,222
- Ready?
- 649
- 00:39:10,306 --> 00:39:12,016
- Here you go. You avoid it.
- 650
- 00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:13,690
- Then he goes, no.
- 651
- 00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:18,064
- Oh, it burns.
- 652
- 00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:22,611
- - What have I done?
- - Do you see what happens?
- 653
- 00:39:32,036 --> 00:39:33,616
- I think we're this way.
- 654
- 00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:34,745
- Over here.
- 655
- 00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:38,292
- What time is it?
- 656
- 00:39:40,003 --> 00:39:42,343
- Eleven. Almost eleven.
- 657
- 00:39:46,009 --> 00:39:48,339
- - It's closed.
- - Yeah, it's closed.
- 658
- 00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:51,391
- Closes at ten.
- 659
- 00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:54,892
- What?
- 660
- 00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:57,144
- Yeah?
- 661
- 00:39:58,187 --> 00:39:59,187
- Yeah?
- 662
- 00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:01,605
- I'll fucking do it.
- 663
- 00:40:03,776 --> 00:40:05,566
- - That's hot.
- - I love it.
- 664
- 00:40:06,362 --> 00:40:07,412
- I love it.
- 665
- 00:40:07,488 --> 00:40:09,658
- Woo-hoo.
- 666
- 00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:15,959
- Smells though, right?
- Does it smell a little? Like meat.
- 667
- 00:40:16,456 --> 00:40:17,736
- What do you mean you smell meat?
- 668
- 00:40:18,458 --> 00:40:19,458
- You don't get that?
- 669
- 00:40:20,209 --> 00:40:22,629
- - We're in a pot like soup.
- - I don't smell it.
- 670
- 00:40:22,712 --> 00:40:24,092
- Like people soup.
- 671
- 00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:25,472
- Let's get some people in here.
- 672
- 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:29,390
- I'm gonna go to the bar.
- I'm gonna get the open-mic girl,
- 673
- 00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:31,256
- and I'm gonna get David.
- 674
- 00:40:31,346 --> 00:40:33,056
- - Oh, no.
- - Go get your friend David.
- 675
- 00:40:33,139 --> 00:40:34,769
- You're not gonna get David.
- 676
- 00:40:34,849 --> 00:40:37,229
- I almost killed that guy,
- and he said, uh...
- 677
- 00:40:37,310 --> 00:40:39,230
- I'm sorry, I was just trying to...
- 678
- 00:40:39,312 --> 00:40:41,772
- - Oh, it's not your fault.
- - No, I was, you know...
- 679
- 00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:44,444
- What?
- 680
- 00:40:45,818 --> 00:40:47,698
- Oh, shit. The lady's here.
- 681
- 00:40:47,779 --> 00:40:50,029
- Duck. Duck, duck, duck.
- Get under water.
- 682
- 00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:51,114
- Hey, guys.
- 683
- 00:40:51,741 --> 00:40:53,491
- - Hi.
- - The pool's closed.
- 684
- 00:40:53,576 --> 00:40:54,736
- - Closed at nine.
- - All right.
- 685
- 00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:56,827
- Sorry, we're gonna get out.
- 686
- 00:40:56,913 --> 00:40:58,333
- - Yeah, are you drinking?
- - Okay.
- 687
- 00:40:58,414 --> 00:41:00,214
- - Don't come over.
- - That's against the rules.
- 688
- 00:41:00,249 --> 00:41:02,289
- No, we're... You don't want to see...
- 689
- 00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:04,457
- - I'm getting in.
- - No.
- 690
- 00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:05,585
- - No.
- - What?
- 691
- 00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:08,005
- Is three company?
- 692
- 00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:20,649
- You guys are so adorable.
- You know that?
- 693
- 00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:25,728
- I mean, like from the very first moment,
- 694
- 00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:29,947
- when you checked in, we could really feel
- that you were totally in love.
- 695
- 00:41:30,738 --> 00:41:32,028
- It's really sweet.
- 696
- 00:41:32,949 --> 00:41:33,989
- Oh, no.
- 697
- 00:41:34,575 --> 00:41:35,735
- It's beautiful.
- 698
- 00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:38,366
- - We're just...
- - We're not...
- 699
- 00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:39,914
- We're friends, right?
- 700
- 00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:41,668
- We're not that way. We're...
- 701
- 00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:44,665
- - We love those guys.
- - Everybody's beautiful.
- 702
- 00:41:44,752 --> 00:41:47,632
- - We're neighbors. So...
- - We're just neighbors.
- 703
- 00:41:47,714 --> 00:41:49,054
- But everything's okay
- 704
- 00:41:49,132 --> 00:41:50,943
- - with the rest of the world.
- - And it's great.
- 705
- 00:41:50,967 --> 00:41:53,547
- It was such a strong thing
- that we just assumed.
- 706
- 00:41:54,303 --> 00:41:55,353
- - I'm sorry.
- - Who is that?
- 707
- 00:41:55,430 --> 00:41:56,760
- "We"? Who's "we"?
- 708
- 00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:58,388
- Oh, me and my husband.
- 709
- 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:04,110
- Oh, so we... Okay, we're not
- wearing clothes, so we're...
- 710
- 00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:06,938
- He got naked so I got naked.
- That's the only reason I got naked.
- 711
- 00:42:07,025 --> 00:42:09,185
- - Where is he?
- - He's right here.
- 712
- 00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:12,238
- - What do you mean?
- - What do you mean he's right here?
- 713
- 00:42:12,321 --> 00:42:14,321
- - He's all around here.
- - Wait a minute.
- 714
- 00:42:14,407 --> 00:42:16,077
- He's not like invisible, right?
- 715
- 00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:18,037
- - No.
- - Don't say that.
- 716
- 00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:20,709
- He passed away a few years ago.
- 717
- 00:42:21,748 --> 00:42:22,748
- Oh.
- 718
- 00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:27,460
- Yeah. We ran this place together
- for a long time, and he's here.
- 719
- 00:42:28,254 --> 00:42:30,094
- So, I'm here with him.
- 720
- 00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:38,640
- I'm so sorry.
- 721
- 00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:40,733
- I just blurted out, like...
- 722
- 00:42:43,644 --> 00:42:47,274
- Sorry, I'm just bad at small talk.
- I've never been good at it.
- 723
- 00:42:49,150 --> 00:42:51,860
- - I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable.
- - I hate it.
- 724
- 00:42:52,779 --> 00:42:54,449
- I hate small talk.
- 725
- 00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:57,986
- I work in an office,
- and that's all they do.
- 726
- 00:42:58,076 --> 00:43:00,696
- - Yeah. I don't like it.
- - So stupid, right?
- 727
- 00:43:00,787 --> 00:43:05,417
- I keep trying to think of some kind of
- better opening conversation line.
- 728
- 00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:08,000
- I've been worrying about
- how to really do it. Something like...
- 729
- 00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:12,006
- You want to talk? If you don't, it's okay.
- 730
- 00:43:13,549 --> 00:43:15,339
- Well, yeah. Or like...
- 731
- 00:43:17,345 --> 00:43:18,465
- I see you.
- 732
- 00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:21,060
- And now I'm gonna go over here.
- 733
- 00:43:21,557 --> 00:43:22,557
- Right?
- 734
- 00:43:23,893 --> 00:43:26,153
- You're so cute.
- 735
- 00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:28,399
- All right, I'm gonna hit the hay, guys.
- 736
- 00:43:28,481 --> 00:43:30,151
- - No.
- - Where you going?
- 737
- 00:43:30,233 --> 00:43:32,153
- - We just got started...
- - I gotta get some rest.
- 738
- 00:43:32,235 --> 00:43:34,145
- Okay, well, we have to go.
- 739
- 00:43:34,237 --> 00:43:37,317
- - You don't have to come. You can stay.
- - No, I'm gonna go.
- 740
- 00:43:37,406 --> 00:43:39,726
- - I'm gonna go, too.
- - I'm just gonna go sleep in the room.
- 741
- 00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:41,994
- - You have to be quiet.
- - You go.
- 742
- 00:43:43,913 --> 00:43:44,913
- You stay.
- 743
- 00:43:46,332 --> 00:43:48,292
- - Yeah, I'm gonna go.
- - No, Mike.
- 744
- 00:43:49,043 --> 00:43:50,803
- Oh! Oh, Jesus.
- 745
- 00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:53,670
- Oh.
- 746
- 00:43:55,758 --> 00:43:58,338
- I don't have a key, though.
- I don't have a key.
- 747
- 00:43:58,427 --> 00:44:00,217
- It's okay. I got a lot of keys.
- 748
- 00:44:00,805 --> 00:44:02,595
- You got a lot of them in the...
- 749
- 00:44:02,682 --> 00:44:03,682
- Yeah, but...
- 750
- 00:44:04,684 --> 00:44:05,694
- All right.
- 751
- 00:44:09,021 --> 00:44:11,021
- Mm-hmm.
- 752
- 00:44:15,611 --> 00:44:16,611
- That's cute.
- 753
- 00:44:18,489 --> 00:44:20,199
- Yeah, you...
- 754
- 00:44:20,283 --> 00:44:23,493
- - I was wrong.
- - I'm sorry for that.
- 755
- 00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:31,668
- Okay.
- 756
- 00:44:40,094 --> 00:44:41,264
- What about him?
- 757
- 00:44:42,930 --> 00:44:45,890
- 'Cause we're over here
- and he's over there, right?
- 758
- 00:44:46,559 --> 00:44:48,899
- Yeah, well, he's always with me.
- 759
- 00:44:50,021 --> 00:44:51,021
- But...
- 760
- 00:44:51,397 --> 00:44:52,687
- he's also gone.
- 761
- 00:45:18,507 --> 00:45:21,087
- - No.
- - No, it's okay. It's all right.
- 762
- 00:46:31,872 --> 00:46:32,872
- Hey, Michael.
- 763
- 00:46:34,709 --> 00:46:35,709
- Michael.
- 764
- 00:46:41,424 --> 00:46:42,424
- Hey, Michael.
- 765
- 00:46:43,217 --> 00:46:44,637
- Michael. Hey, Michael.
- 766
- 00:46:52,852 --> 00:46:53,852
- Hey, Michael.
- 767
- 00:46:58,983 --> 00:47:00,993
- - Why'd you wake me up?
- - Why are you screaming?
- 768
- 00:47:01,444 --> 00:47:02,704
- You scared me.
- 769
- 00:47:03,696 --> 00:47:04,696
- I scared you?
- 770
- 00:47:05,197 --> 00:47:06,487
- You looked like you were dead.
- 771
- 00:47:07,616 --> 00:47:08,656
- You thought...
- 772
- 00:47:10,494 --> 00:47:11,664
- I couldn't see you breathing.
- 773
- 00:47:14,290 --> 00:47:16,080
- - Hey.
- - Sorry.
- 774
- 00:47:17,460 --> 00:47:18,460
- - How'd it go?
- - What?
- 775
- 00:47:18,919 --> 00:47:19,919
- In the hot tub?
- 776
- 00:47:22,715 --> 00:47:23,715
- Hmm.
- 777
- 00:47:27,303 --> 00:47:28,473
- Ah, come on.
- 778
- 00:47:30,806 --> 00:47:32,386
- It was fun, though.
- 779
- 00:47:35,436 --> 00:47:36,436
- What?
- 780
- 00:47:37,104 --> 00:47:38,274
- Nothing?
- 781
- 00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:40,396
- Good night. Uh-oh.
- 782
- 00:47:40,483 --> 00:47:42,193
- Good night. Uh-oh.
- 783
- 00:47:42,943 --> 00:47:44,283
- Good night.
- 784
- 00:47:48,366 --> 00:47:51,036
- Hey, Michael,
- I need an aspirin or something.
- 785
- 00:47:52,661 --> 00:47:54,911
- My head. I got...
- I was a little drunk.
- 786
- 00:47:56,290 --> 00:47:57,290
- Hey.
- 787
- 00:48:22,441 --> 00:48:23,441
- Michael!
- 788
- 00:48:51,053 --> 00:48:52,103
- Michael!
- 789
- 00:49:13,242 --> 00:49:14,452
- <i>Excuse me, miss.</i>
- 790
- 00:49:14,535 --> 00:49:16,695
- - Did you see the guy...
- - Hey, good morning.
- 791
- 00:49:17,663 --> 00:49:18,663
- Hey.
- 792
- 00:49:20,666 --> 00:49:22,206
- What are you... You're over here?
- 793
- 00:49:23,419 --> 00:49:25,979
- Yeah. I was looking at the fire.
- I was waiting for you to get up.
- 794
- 00:49:26,046 --> 00:49:28,966
- - I thought we'd get some pancakes.
- - Oh, you're watching the fire?
- 795
- 00:49:29,049 --> 00:49:30,839
- Yeah, you ever just watch a fire?
- 796
- 00:49:30,926 --> 00:49:33,216
- - So nice.
- - Yeah. You should've woke me though.
- 797
- 00:49:33,304 --> 00:49:34,304
- What?
- 798
- 00:49:34,889 --> 00:49:37,033
- - You okay? What's wrong with you?
- - All right. Whatever.
- 799
- 00:49:37,057 --> 00:49:38,727
- I'm all right. I'm hungry, that's all.
- 800
- 00:49:40,186 --> 00:49:41,266
- What do you want to do?
- 801
- 00:49:43,022 --> 00:49:44,272
- Why are you sweating?
- 802
- 00:49:44,773 --> 00:49:47,193
- I went outside.
- I thought you were down there.
- 803
- 00:49:47,693 --> 00:49:49,703
- I went down the block. I saw...
- 804
- 00:49:51,655 --> 00:49:53,275
- I saw a bunch of people, you know?
- 805
- 00:49:54,325 --> 00:49:55,655
- Want to do the pancakes?
- 806
- 00:49:57,244 --> 00:49:58,244
- Yeah.
- 807
- 00:49:59,163 --> 00:50:01,723
- - All right. Let me go to the room.
- - I want pancakes. All right.
- 808
- 00:50:04,460 --> 00:50:06,710
- Andy, what are you doing?
- 809
- 00:50:07,671 --> 00:50:09,511
- What do you mean, "What're you doing"?
- 810
- 00:50:09,590 --> 00:50:10,760
- I just got to...
- 811
- 00:50:12,468 --> 00:50:13,718
- wash up or something.
- 812
- 00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:16,715
- What's the matter?
- 813
- 00:50:19,266 --> 00:50:20,886
- You know, you keep...
- 814
- 00:50:21,936 --> 00:50:22,936
- What?
- 815
- 00:50:23,479 --> 00:50:25,229
- - What about it?
- - You keep taking it.
- 816
- 00:50:25,940 --> 00:50:26,940
- Well...
- 817
- 00:50:27,441 --> 00:50:28,441
- first of all,
- 818
- 00:50:29,652 --> 00:50:30,822
- I'm taking it back.
- 819
- 00:50:31,529 --> 00:50:33,279
- - You took it this morning.
- - That's mine.
- 820
- 00:50:33,364 --> 00:50:34,574
- No, it isn't yours.
- 821
- 00:50:34,657 --> 00:50:35,867
- Because I bought it.
- 822
- 00:50:35,950 --> 00:50:37,330
- All right? I bought it.
- 823
- 00:50:37,409 --> 00:50:40,249
- You bought the safe,
- but the medication is mine.
- 824
- 00:50:40,329 --> 00:50:42,849
- - No, I bought the medication, too.
- - That's the important part.
- 825
- 00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:44,513
- - Right?
- - You did not buy the medication.
- 826
- 00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:46,102
- - I didn't say...
- - You tried to buy it.
- 827
- 00:50:46,126 --> 00:50:48,188
- - I swiped the card.
- - I didn't say I'm paying for it?
- 828
- 00:50:48,212 --> 00:50:50,012
- - You said you were.
- - We have a witness.
- 829
- 00:50:50,089 --> 00:50:51,569
- You said it. But I'm the one whose...
- 830
- 00:50:51,632 --> 00:50:53,527
- - Whose bank account got charged?
- - Oh, so I lied?
- 831
- 00:50:53,551 --> 00:50:55,431
- I'm paying for it. It's mine.
- 832
- 00:50:56,011 --> 00:50:57,471
- - It's mine.
- - Just give it to me.
- 833
- 00:50:57,555 --> 00:50:59,805
- - We don't have...
- - What are you doing?
- 834
- 00:51:00,224 --> 00:51:01,934
- I'm gonna hold it, that's all.
- 835
- 00:51:02,017 --> 00:51:03,727
- You're running away from me?
- Give me the...
- 836
- 00:51:03,811 --> 00:51:05,531
- What, are you chasing me?
- You're chasing me.
- 837
- 00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:07,023
- I'm not chasing you. You're walking.
- 838
- 00:51:07,106 --> 00:51:09,776
- Stop moving around the table.
- Stop moving.
- 839
- 00:51:09,858 --> 00:51:10,988
- Just stop it, all right?
- 840
- 00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:13,818
- - I'm not...
- - Stop it. This is stupid.
- 841
- 00:51:13,904 --> 00:51:16,324
- I got the bad knee.
- You know I got the bad knee.
- 842
- 00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:18,247
- You know I'm gonna catch you
- if you want me to.
- 843
- 00:51:18,325 --> 00:51:19,325
- You better stop.
- 844
- 00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:22,290
- - Andy! Andy!
- - I'll tell you right now, I won't stop.
- 845
- 00:51:24,957 --> 00:51:26,707
- - I'm holding it.
- - Look at me.
- 846
- 00:51:29,003 --> 00:51:30,053
- That's mine.
- 847
- 00:51:33,132 --> 00:51:34,512
- - I want it.
- - Okay.
- 848
- 00:51:36,176 --> 00:51:38,346
- Um, maybe it is yours.
- 849
- 00:51:38,846 --> 00:51:40,096
- I need to hold it.
- 850
- 00:51:40,889 --> 00:51:41,889
- All right?
- 851
- 00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:45,233
- I don't know why you're making
- a big deal out of it.
- 852
- 00:51:48,731 --> 00:51:50,271
- Because I'm the dying guy.
- 853
- 00:51:56,530 --> 00:51:58,620
- - I'm the dying guy.
- - Okay. All right.
- 854
- 00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:00,486
- You can't keep saying that.
- 855
- 00:52:01,076 --> 00:52:02,536
- But you keep taking that.
- 856
- 00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:04,910
- - I'm the dying guy.
- - Shut up with that.
- 857
- 00:52:04,997 --> 00:52:06,077
- Then give me the safe.
- 858
- 00:52:06,165 --> 00:52:09,495
- - You're being a stupid idiot.
- - I'm being stupid? I'm the dying guy.
- 859
- 00:52:09,585 --> 00:52:11,125
- - Shut up!
- - I'm the dying guy.
- 860
- 00:52:11,211 --> 00:52:13,398
- - I know you're the dying guy. Stop.
- - I'm the dying guy!
- 861
- 00:52:13,422 --> 00:52:15,222
- I'm the other guy!
- 862
- 00:54:52,206 --> 00:54:53,706
- There's 32 dogs.
- 863
- 00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:56,125
- Twenty ate cats.
- 864
- 00:54:58,420 --> 00:54:59,550
- How many didn't?
- 865
- 00:55:08,972 --> 00:55:10,602
- ...two dogs and 20...
- 866
- 00:55:21,902 --> 00:55:24,402
- Thirty-two dogs. Twenty of them ate cats.
- 867
- 00:55:25,864 --> 00:55:26,874
- It's 12.
- 868
- 00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:30,989
- That was easy.
- 869
- 00:55:32,371 --> 00:55:33,581
- I'm so smart.
- 870
- 00:55:34,623 --> 00:55:35,873
- One, two, three, four.
- 871
- 00:55:36,542 --> 00:55:37,882
- That's not the code.
- 872
- 00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:39,090
- Yeah.
- 873
- 00:55:39,628 --> 00:55:42,838
- - The code is one, two, three, four?
- - See? You're not that smart.
- 874
- 00:55:43,423 --> 00:55:44,423
- Should've got it.
- 875
- 00:55:44,508 --> 00:55:46,638
- How?
- 876
- 00:55:49,888 --> 00:55:50,888
- I can't...
- 877
- 00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,140
- I can't be normal...
- 878
- 00:55:56,186 --> 00:55:58,396
- through all of this. I just can't.
- 879
- 00:56:11,201 --> 00:56:12,201
- Okay.
- 880
- 00:56:20,085 --> 00:56:21,085
- All right.
- 881
- 00:56:21,795 --> 00:56:24,625
- Your stove is still acting stupid.
- 882
- 00:56:25,883 --> 00:56:29,343
- I think I might have burnt it a little
- on the bottom, but I think it's okay.
- 883
- 00:56:34,224 --> 00:56:35,394
- They're still fighting here?
- 884
- 00:56:35,475 --> 00:56:37,385
- There's more fighting
- in this than I remember.
- 885
- 00:56:41,189 --> 00:56:42,769
- Your friend Dave would love it.
- 886
- 00:56:50,699 --> 00:56:51,739
- It's gonna get cold.
- 887
- 00:56:52,868 --> 00:56:54,158
- I'll get it in a sec.
- 888
- 00:56:55,871 --> 00:56:57,041
- I can re-heat it.
- 889
- 00:57:00,375 --> 00:57:01,665
- <i>Tiger style.</i>
- 890
- 00:57:02,169 --> 00:57:03,999
- <i>Chien, when you woke this morning,</i>
- 891
- 00:57:04,087 --> 00:57:06,167
- <i>did you think it would be
- for the last time?</i>
- 892
- 00:57:12,471 --> 00:57:13,391
- Still got it.
- 893
- 00:57:13,472 --> 00:57:14,722
- Mm-hmm.
- 894
- 00:57:20,354 --> 00:57:21,354
- <i>Okay.</i>
- 895
- 00:57:21,939 --> 00:57:24,125
- - Can I open them?
- - Biggest surprise of your life.
- 896
- 00:57:24,149 --> 00:57:26,319
- - Ah!
- - Happy birthday to you.
- 897
- 00:57:26,401 --> 00:57:28,401
- Happy birthday to Andy.
- 898
- 00:57:28,487 --> 00:57:29,817
- The cupcake...
- 899
- 00:57:29,905 --> 00:57:32,065
- that I bought. Thank you.
- 900
- 00:57:32,658 --> 00:57:34,328
- - All right.
- - Wish.
- 901
- 00:57:34,409 --> 00:57:35,409
- Make a wish.
- 902
- 00:57:38,538 --> 00:57:40,368
- You still got cancer
- that's killing you?
- 903
- 00:57:41,541 --> 00:57:43,131
- - I think so.
- - Yeah.
- 904
- 00:57:43,752 --> 00:57:44,882
- See? It never works.
- 905
- 00:57:45,796 --> 00:57:48,756
- You should've gone with sand-off.
- 906
- 00:57:51,385 --> 00:57:52,545
- You gonna have some?
- 907
- 00:57:53,428 --> 00:57:54,508
- I don't think so.
- 908
- 00:57:55,263 --> 00:57:56,523
- Doesn't smell like orange.
- 909
- 00:58:17,577 --> 00:58:19,367
- - You all right?
- - Yeah.
- 910
- 00:58:22,249 --> 00:58:23,749
- Feels like there's a little more.
- 911
- 00:58:24,376 --> 00:58:25,786
- - Really?
- - It's like, just...
- 912
- 00:58:26,545 --> 00:58:27,545
- I don't know.
- 913
- 00:58:28,380 --> 00:58:30,090
- It doesn't all come, you know?
- 914
- 00:58:32,551 --> 00:58:34,551
- - It feels better, though.
- - Yeah.
- 915
- 00:58:35,679 --> 00:58:38,279
- You don't have to
- sit in here if you don't want to.
- 916
- 00:58:38,306 --> 00:58:39,216
- No, it's...
- 917
- 00:58:39,307 --> 00:58:41,597
- It sounded like you got
- all of it out, though.
- 918
- 00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:03,832
- It is <i>River Kickers.</i>
- 919
- 00:59:06,585 --> 00:59:07,665
- They're scamming.
- 920
- 00:59:12,382 --> 00:59:13,632
- You were right.
- 921
- 00:59:13,717 --> 00:59:16,597
- The one from the gas station
- is <i>River Kickers.</i>
- 922
- 00:59:18,180 --> 00:59:19,180
- Michael.
- 923
- 00:59:22,976 --> 00:59:24,976
- - Hey, Michael.
- - Hmm? What?
- 924
- 00:59:28,273 --> 00:59:29,523
- It's <i>River Kickers.</i>
- 925
- 00:59:48,668 --> 00:59:49,668
- <i>Master.</i>
- 926
- 00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:52,210
- <i>Which way to the ancient healer?</i>
- 927
- 01:00:07,521 --> 01:00:08,771
- I think I'm ready.
- 928
- 01:00:13,026 --> 01:00:15,671
- I want to go when I feel good.
- I don't want to go when it's hurting.
- 929
- 01:00:15,695 --> 01:00:16,775
- But you're feeling good.
- 930
- 01:00:16,863 --> 01:00:20,623
- Yeah, but it's not gonna stay that way.
- You know, I'd like to do it when I feel...
- 931
- 01:00:22,285 --> 01:00:23,865
- I think I'm ready.
- 932
- 01:00:42,681 --> 01:00:45,601
- I should have took off from work.
- You know, I should have took off.
- 933
- 01:00:45,684 --> 01:00:47,644
- A month ago.
- We could've done more stuff.
- 934
- 01:00:48,895 --> 01:00:50,055
- We could've done more stuff.
- 935
- 01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:53,779
- I wish I had done that.
- 936
- 01:01:01,324 --> 01:01:02,914
- Did you hear my speech?
- 937
- 01:01:02,993 --> 01:01:04,953
- My half-time speech. Huh?
- 938
- 01:01:08,665 --> 01:01:09,665
- Let me guess, it's...
- 939
- 01:01:12,961 --> 01:01:14,551
- - Guys...
- - You're never gonna guess it.
- 940
- 01:01:14,629 --> 01:01:15,669
- Guys, you...
- 941
- 01:01:16,173 --> 01:01:17,553
- We're gonna lose, but...
- 942
- 01:01:18,216 --> 01:01:20,886
- You know, go back...
- Go forward in your life
- 943
- 01:01:20,969 --> 01:01:23,009
- and imagine where you are
- and if you had a chance...
- 944
- 01:01:23,054 --> 01:01:24,104
- How do you know that?
- 945
- 01:01:26,808 --> 01:01:28,688
- You're my best friend. I know you.
- 946
- 01:01:37,944 --> 01:01:41,284
- Also, I heard you practicing it
- through the vent about 100 times.
- 947
- 01:01:43,700 --> 01:01:46,370
- That fucking vent.
- 948
- 01:01:50,207 --> 01:01:52,827
- You seem really good right now.
- You know, you seem like...
- 949
- 01:01:55,253 --> 01:01:56,763
- Maybe there's... I don't know.
- 950
- 01:01:59,216 --> 01:02:00,466
- I know.
- 951
- 01:02:01,259 --> 01:02:02,799
- - I'm ready.
- - I know.
- 952
- 01:02:13,939 --> 01:02:15,939
- - So, 100 of these suckers.
- - Yeah.
- 953
- 01:02:18,068 --> 01:02:20,948
- I don't even know
- if you had to buy this particular pill.
- 954
- 01:02:21,029 --> 01:02:23,279
- A hundred of anything, really, would...
- 955
- 01:02:23,865 --> 01:02:24,865
- would...
- 956
- 01:02:25,325 --> 01:02:26,405
- You know?
- 957
- 01:02:28,119 --> 01:02:30,869
- - These are really hard to...
- - Yeah.
- 958
- 01:02:31,373 --> 01:02:32,583
- I wonder if they do that...
- 959
- 01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:34,213
- on purpose, you know?
- 960
- 01:02:38,171 --> 01:02:39,711
- You think anybody's ever died...
- 961
- 01:02:41,049 --> 01:02:44,089
- while they were emptying these?
- 962
- 01:02:44,719 --> 01:02:47,009
- - You're spilling it on the side now.
- - Oh, sorry.
- 963
- 01:02:47,097 --> 01:02:48,717
- Well, you spilled it now.
- 964
- 01:02:48,807 --> 01:02:51,807
- Well, sorry. We got to go back now, right?
- 965
- 01:03:03,655 --> 01:03:05,025
- I was married once.
- 966
- 01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:08,907
- - Are you kidding me?
- - Uh-uh.
- 967
- 01:03:09,869 --> 01:03:12,369
- - You never told me that?
- - I never told anybody that.
- 968
- 01:03:12,455 --> 01:03:13,495
- Why didn't you tell me?
- 969
- 01:03:16,042 --> 01:03:17,042
- How long?
- 970
- 01:03:18,420 --> 01:03:20,710
- - Year and a half.
- - Yeah?
- 971
- 01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:24,299
- I used to feel so bad about it.
- 972
- 01:03:26,511 --> 01:03:27,511
- I really...
- 973
- 01:03:28,722 --> 01:03:30,182
- I thought I wanted that...
- 974
- 01:03:31,224 --> 01:03:32,774
- that life. I really...
- 975
- 01:03:34,978 --> 01:03:36,098
- And I was...
- 976
- 01:03:39,607 --> 01:03:42,147
- I left her. It was awful.
- 977
- 01:03:44,654 --> 01:03:46,114
- And then I thought...
- 978
- 01:03:47,198 --> 01:03:48,908
- "Oh, I know I need to be alone.
- 979
- 01:03:48,992 --> 01:03:51,912
- I'm convinced. That's what I need to do.
- I need to be alone."
- 980
- 01:03:51,995 --> 01:03:53,535
- I thought that for sure.
- 981
- 01:03:56,916 --> 01:03:58,416
- And then I ended up here...
- 982
- 01:04:00,837 --> 01:04:01,877
- with you.
- 983
- 01:04:05,050 --> 01:04:06,090
- And I knew.
- 984
- 01:04:08,178 --> 01:04:09,548
- Like, "This is my spot.
- 985
- 01:04:12,182 --> 01:04:13,432
- This is where I belong."
- 986
- 01:04:15,435 --> 01:04:16,435
- Hmm.
- 987
- 01:04:21,441 --> 01:04:22,941
- When you first came...
- 988
- 01:04:24,527 --> 01:04:27,277
- and you were looking at this apartment
- 989
- 01:04:27,364 --> 01:04:29,284
- - when Barry was showing it to you...
- - Yeah.
- 990
- 01:04:29,866 --> 01:04:30,866
- ...I saw you.
- 991
- 01:04:32,452 --> 01:04:34,162
- Yeah, I didn't want you to get it.
- 992
- 01:04:35,705 --> 01:04:37,115
- I know, you looked...
- 993
- 01:04:38,208 --> 01:04:39,248
- You look weird.
- 994
- 01:04:40,543 --> 01:04:43,963
- Yeah, I mean, I didn't know you were
- gonna be a cool guy and everything.
- 995
- 01:04:45,673 --> 01:04:47,553
- I told Barry you look like
- one of those guys...
- 996
- 01:04:49,260 --> 01:04:51,510
- you know, you see on he news.
- He's got a...
- 997
- 01:04:52,138 --> 01:04:54,638
- He's got a freezer full of hands and feet.
- 998
- 01:04:56,101 --> 01:04:58,771
- I told Barry, I said,
- "Eh, why don't you keep looking?"
- 999
- 01:05:01,272 --> 01:05:03,152
- Yeah.
- 1000
- 01:05:04,651 --> 01:05:05,691
- It's all right.
- 1001
- 01:05:05,777 --> 01:05:07,897
- I've seen people
- look at me like that in...
- 1002
- 01:05:07,987 --> 01:05:09,067
- a Rite Aid or something.
- 1003
- 01:05:09,155 --> 01:05:11,865
- - People look at me like that all the time.
- - Yeah.
- 1004
- 01:05:14,119 --> 01:05:16,579
- Oh, God. We gotta deal with this.
- 1005
- 01:05:17,956 --> 01:05:18,956
- Oh.
- 1006
- 01:05:21,835 --> 01:05:23,455
- I mean, it's now or never, so...
- 1007
- 01:05:24,003 --> 01:05:25,673
- I'll just tell you if you want.
- 1008
- 01:05:27,674 --> 01:05:29,684
- I don't think
- you're gonna like it though.
- 1009
- 01:05:30,301 --> 01:05:31,801
- - You never know.
- - I hope you do.
- 1010
- 01:05:31,886 --> 01:05:33,739
- - It's "fatty pork."
- - No, it's not "fatty pork."
- 1011
- 01:05:33,763 --> 01:05:35,523
- - It's "fatty pork."
- - It's not "fatty pork."
- 1012
- 01:05:35,598 --> 01:05:36,768
- What is it?
- 1013
- 01:05:36,850 --> 01:05:37,890
- It's nothing.
- 1014
- 01:05:37,976 --> 01:05:39,516
- Wait.
- 1015
- 01:05:39,602 --> 01:05:41,442
- Yeah, I did that.
- 1016
- 01:05:41,521 --> 01:05:43,151
- There's no answer?
- 1017
- 01:05:43,231 --> 01:05:44,321
- No, there's no answer,
- 1018
- 01:05:44,399 --> 01:05:45,779
- - but I have a reason.
- - Two years?
- 1019
- 01:05:45,859 --> 01:05:48,529
- - Why would you do that to me?
- - Because when we do puzzles...
- 1020
- 01:05:49,404 --> 01:05:51,994
- it's a lot of work and...
- 1021
- 01:05:52,073 --> 01:05:53,583
- it's hard, but it's fun.
- 1022
- 01:05:53,658 --> 01:05:56,158
- And there's a finish.
- There's something real you can finish.
- 1023
- 01:05:56,244 --> 01:05:58,664
- I know, but you always look sad
- when we'd finish.
- 1024
- 01:05:58,746 --> 01:06:00,933
- - I don't look sad. No, I don't.
- - You always look a little sad.
- 1025
- 01:06:00,957 --> 01:06:02,707
- You don't see it. I see it.
- 1026
- 01:06:03,918 --> 01:06:05,998
- We're happy, we're done, we got it.
- 1027
- 01:06:08,047 --> 01:06:11,087
- And then you get a little sad.
- I thought, "You know what?
- 1028
- 01:06:11,801 --> 01:06:12,891
- He'll never get it.
- 1029
- 01:06:14,095 --> 01:06:15,555
- He'll never get this shirt.
- 1030
- 01:06:16,306 --> 01:06:18,136
- This will be his favorite shirt."
- 1031
- 01:06:27,525 --> 01:06:29,525
- - Got any other confessions?
- - No.
- 1032
- 01:06:30,278 --> 01:06:32,488
- I thought you were a killer. I...
- 1033
- 01:06:33,031 --> 01:06:34,701
- gave you a shirt with no answer.
- 1034
- 01:06:36,493 --> 01:06:38,163
- That's it. I'm clean now.
- 1035
- 01:06:38,244 --> 01:06:39,954
- Come on, that's the last one. We got to...
- 1036
- 01:06:46,169 --> 01:06:47,589
- All right.
- 1037
- 01:06:50,715 --> 01:06:52,125
- What's the next step?
- 1038
- 01:06:57,847 --> 01:07:00,427
- "Fill the glass
- with four ounces of water."
- 1039
- 01:07:02,852 --> 01:07:04,522
- That's the lethal dose.
- 1040
- 01:07:04,604 --> 01:07:05,734
- And you dilute it.
- 1041
- 01:07:05,813 --> 01:07:06,903
- Hmm.
- 1042
- 01:07:06,981 --> 01:07:09,571
- It's bitter, so you're gonna
- drink it all at once.
- 1043
- 01:07:14,113 --> 01:07:15,163
- Okay.
- 1044
- 01:07:17,492 --> 01:07:18,542
- And then...
- 1045
- 01:07:19,661 --> 01:07:21,081
- in a few minutes,
- 1046
- 01:07:21,162 --> 01:07:22,872
- - you fall asleep.
- - Yeah.
- 1047
- 01:07:23,748 --> 01:07:26,918
- - And then a few minutes later...
- - I remember that part.
- 1048
- 01:07:27,001 --> 01:07:28,131
- Then there's, um...
- 1049
- 01:07:30,421 --> 01:07:33,471
- The yellow one is for anti-vomiting.
- 1050
- 01:07:34,175 --> 01:07:38,175
- That's the thing. If you vomit
- this up then it's all for nothing.
- 1051
- 01:07:38,972 --> 01:07:40,682
- This is for anti-anxiety.
- 1052
- 01:07:40,765 --> 01:07:42,015
- If you take it and then...
- 1053
- 01:07:42,100 --> 01:07:44,270
- I don't want that.
- I want to be in my head.
- 1054
- 01:07:44,811 --> 01:07:47,491
- - All right, I'll keep this.
- - I don't need that but I'll take this.
- 1055
- 01:07:48,982 --> 01:07:49,982
- All right.
- 1056
- 01:07:51,276 --> 01:07:54,066
- Takes an hour. After you take that pill...
- 1057
- 01:07:54,153 --> 01:07:55,533
- I got to wait an hour after?
- 1058
- 01:07:55,613 --> 01:07:58,033
- You got to wait an hour
- for that to take effect, yeah.
- 1059
- 01:07:58,658 --> 01:08:00,078
- All right, we should have taken...
- 1060
- 01:08:00,159 --> 01:08:02,449
- Let me go... Hold on. Hold on.
- 1061
- 01:08:02,537 --> 01:08:04,287
- - Go ahead.
- - Tell me when you swallow it.
- 1062
- 01:08:06,291 --> 01:08:07,291
- Okay.
- 1063
- 01:08:08,376 --> 01:08:10,376
- Now, so we just wait an hour?
- 1064
- 01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:12,340
- Hmm. You got to wait an hour.
- 1065
- 01:08:15,258 --> 01:08:17,258
- Yeah, you should feel free
- to sell the car.
- 1066
- 01:08:19,012 --> 01:08:20,012
- Yeah, maybe.
- 1067
- 01:08:20,847 --> 01:08:22,847
- I don't think
- you should be driving, anyway.
- 1068
- 01:08:24,309 --> 01:08:26,769
- I do think you should keep
- my phone though.
- 1069
- 01:08:26,853 --> 01:08:27,853
- Nah.
- 1070
- 01:08:28,646 --> 01:08:30,646
- - Nah, I don't want it.
- - What do you mean, "nah"?
- 1071
- 01:08:30,732 --> 01:08:32,732
- Don't you think it's time
- you get a phone?
- 1072
- 01:08:34,652 --> 01:08:36,112
- Yeah, I'll get one.
- 1073
- 01:08:36,529 --> 01:08:38,109
- I don't want yours.
- 1074
- 01:08:39,949 --> 01:08:42,239
- You don't get e-mail right?
- You can't get e-mail on it.
- 1075
- 01:08:42,910 --> 01:08:44,138
- Nothing wrong with my phone.
- 1076
- 01:08:44,162 --> 01:08:46,765
- There's nothing wrong.
- I'll keep it. I just want a good one.
- 1077
- 01:08:46,789 --> 01:08:49,059
- You don't even know
- how to do e-mail on a phone.
- 1078
- 01:08:49,083 --> 01:08:51,562
- - You don't know what you're doing.
- - It comes with instructions, right?
- 1079
- 01:08:51,586 --> 01:08:52,496
- Yes.
- 1080
- 01:08:52,587 --> 01:08:54,297
- - Yeah, don't do that.
- - What?
- 1081
- 01:08:54,922 --> 01:08:56,922
- - What are you doing?
- - I'm smelling a tree.
- 1082
- 01:08:57,008 --> 01:08:59,258
- - I haven't smelled it before.
- - There's bugs.
- 1083
- 01:08:59,344 --> 01:09:01,354
- What's it gonna do to me now?
- 1084
- 01:09:02,305 --> 01:09:05,135
- I don't know. There's a lot of larvae
- and stuff on there.
- 1085
- 01:09:09,020 --> 01:09:11,610
- There's something I do want
- to talk to you about that...
- 1086
- 01:09:13,524 --> 01:09:14,904
- I don't think you're gonna like...
- 1087
- 01:09:17,820 --> 01:09:18,820
- What?
- 1088
- 01:09:22,742 --> 01:09:24,242
- I don't believe...
- 1089
- 01:09:27,038 --> 01:09:29,038
- but if there's an after...
- 1090
- 01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:32,537
- situation...
- 1091
- 01:09:35,755 --> 01:09:40,335
- and I could somehow contact you...
- 1092
- 01:09:41,469 --> 01:09:46,719
- You know, like the woman in the hotel.
- She hangs out with her husband, you know.
- 1093
- 01:09:46,808 --> 01:09:50,228
- She's saying what she feels.
- You don't mean real. I mean, that's...
- 1094
- 01:09:51,688 --> 01:09:55,318
- - That's just in movies and stuff, right?
- - But on the...
- 1095
- 01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:59,320
- .001 chance...
- 1096
- 01:10:00,530 --> 01:10:02,240
- would you want me to...
- 1097
- 01:10:04,784 --> 01:10:05,914
- contact you?
- 1098
- 01:10:10,665 --> 01:10:11,825
- This is...
- 1099
- 01:10:11,916 --> 01:10:13,666
- This is a tough one for me.
- 1100
- 01:10:13,751 --> 01:10:15,501
- - I don't know.
- - I could send you a signal.
- 1101
- 01:10:16,462 --> 01:10:17,762
- - Yeah.
- - You know?
- 1102
- 01:10:19,549 --> 01:10:21,549
- Push the water glass a little bit or...
- 1103
- 01:10:22,385 --> 01:10:26,805
- - leave you a note in the foggy mirror...
- - No. No, don't do that.
- 1104
- 01:10:26,889 --> 01:10:28,389
- No, no. Do not do that.
- 1105
- 01:10:29,934 --> 01:10:32,314
- Nothing sudden or, you know...
- 1106
- 01:10:33,521 --> 01:10:34,691
- Nothing at midnight.
- 1107
- 01:10:34,772 --> 01:10:35,772
- Yeah.
- 1108
- 01:10:36,482 --> 01:10:39,072
- No moaning through the vent.
- No, "woo."
- 1109
- 01:10:40,153 --> 01:10:41,403
- Although now...
- 1110
- 01:10:43,156 --> 01:10:44,066
- What?
- 1111
- 01:10:44,157 --> 01:10:47,367
- You know, you did now.
- Now I'm just gonna think anything weird...
- 1112
- 01:10:48,828 --> 01:10:51,748
- I'm gonna think it's you.
- The wind, it's you.
- 1113
- 01:10:51,831 --> 01:10:54,041
- The light flickers, it's you.
- 1114
- 01:10:54,625 --> 01:10:58,335
- Let's just pick something right now,
- so I know everything else...
- 1115
- 01:10:58,421 --> 01:11:01,301
- That's what I was getting at
- in the first...
- 1116
- 01:11:39,796 --> 01:11:41,296
- Oh...
- 1117
- 01:11:46,385 --> 01:11:47,385
- I'm winded.
- 1118
- 01:12:04,237 --> 01:12:05,657
- I just realized something.
- 1119
- 01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:09,704
- I never talked about...
- 1120
- 01:12:10,326 --> 01:12:11,576
- where.
- 1121
- 01:12:12,286 --> 01:12:13,786
- Yeah, no. We didn't.
- 1122
- 01:12:15,540 --> 01:12:16,870
- I guess you could just...
- 1123
- 01:12:17,458 --> 01:12:19,378
- - There's no instructions.
- - No.
- 1124
- 01:12:23,965 --> 01:12:27,465
- I guess we could do it on the couch.
- I mean, I'm here.
- 1125
- 01:12:28,511 --> 01:12:29,551
- Yeah.
- 1126
- 01:12:29,637 --> 01:12:31,307
- I mean, that makes sense, right?
- 1127
- 01:12:32,265 --> 01:12:33,265
- It's, uh...
- 1128
- 01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:36,190
- - It's our spot.
- - It's our place, right? Yeah.
- 1129
- 01:12:39,981 --> 01:12:41,381
- I don't want to do it on the couch.
- 1130
- 01:12:41,482 --> 01:12:43,192
- All right. Okay.
- 1131
- 01:12:47,989 --> 01:12:50,239
- If I was on the floor,
- I'd be closer to the door.
- 1132
- 01:12:50,324 --> 01:12:52,584
- - For when...
- - If that's what you want.
- 1133
- 01:12:54,328 --> 01:12:55,448
- I took, you know...
- 1134
- 01:12:59,625 --> 01:13:01,245
- I don't want to do it on the floor.
- 1135
- 01:13:01,752 --> 01:13:02,922
- All right.
- 1136
- 01:13:03,004 --> 01:13:04,004
- Okay.
- 1137
- 01:13:05,506 --> 01:13:07,006
- Uh...
- 1138
- 01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:10,970
- Um...
- 1139
- 01:13:13,890 --> 01:13:15,930
- - Hmm? You all right?
- - Yeah.
- 1140
- 01:13:17,518 --> 01:13:18,978
- You all right? You want me to...
- 1141
- 01:13:27,778 --> 01:13:29,408
- I want to do it in here.
- 1142
- 01:13:29,488 --> 01:13:30,778
- - On the bed.
- - Okay.
- 1143
- 01:13:31,282 --> 01:13:32,872
- - All right.
- - Can you get the drink?
- 1144
- 01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:35,580
- Yeah, okay.
- 1145
- 01:15:23,144 --> 01:15:24,144
- If you feel...
- 1146
- 01:15:28,107 --> 01:15:29,397
- It's okay.
- 1147
- 01:16:07,104 --> 01:16:08,114
- Wanna lay down?
- 1148
- 01:16:08,689 --> 01:16:09,569
- Yeah.
- 1149
- 01:16:09,648 --> 01:16:11,209
- - Should I lay down?
- - You wanna lay down?
- 1150
- 01:16:11,233 --> 01:16:13,243
- Okay. Yeah.
- 1151
- 01:16:17,114 --> 01:16:19,334
- Okay. All right. Okay.
- 1152
- 01:16:20,201 --> 01:16:21,241
- Okay.
- 1153
- 01:16:29,543 --> 01:16:30,633
- What?
- 1154
- 01:16:30,711 --> 01:16:34,011
- I'm starting to...
- I'm shaking a little bit.
- 1155
- 01:16:34,090 --> 01:16:35,720
- It's okay. It's, uh...
- 1156
- 01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:41,720
- I'm getting a little scared.
- 1157
- 01:16:41,806 --> 01:16:44,806
- Yeah, you don't have to be scared.
- I think it's gonna be okay.
- 1158
- 01:16:44,892 --> 01:16:46,352
- I think everything's gonna be okay.
- 1159
- 01:16:46,435 --> 01:16:50,105
- - I'm scared.
- - I don't think you gotta get scared, Mike.
- 1160
- 01:16:51,232 --> 01:16:53,362
- I think it's gonna be okay.
- 1161
- 01:16:53,442 --> 01:16:55,152
- I shouldn't have taken the pill.
- 1162
- 01:16:55,236 --> 01:16:56,236
- I know.
- 1163
- 01:16:57,571 --> 01:16:58,781
- It's gonna be all right.
- 1164
- 01:16:58,864 --> 01:17:00,324
- Yeah, but you don't know.
- 1165
- 01:17:00,407 --> 01:17:02,077
- No, I do. I do.
- 1166
- 01:17:03,077 --> 01:17:05,957
- It's gonna be okay, Michael.
- 1167
- 01:17:06,038 --> 01:17:07,038
- Okay.
- 1168
- 01:17:07,873 --> 01:17:09,083
- It's okay, man.
- 1169
- 01:17:09,166 --> 01:17:11,666
- - It's gonna be okay. All right.
- - Okay.
- 1170
- 01:17:11,752 --> 01:17:13,002
- I'm okay.
- 1171
- 01:17:16,090 --> 01:17:17,090
- Okay.
- 1172
- 01:17:21,095 --> 01:17:22,385
- You're doing good.
- 1173
- 01:17:22,471 --> 01:17:24,931
- Yeah, I know. 'Cause I know.
- I got a feeling.
- 1174
- 01:17:25,015 --> 01:17:27,135
- I got a feeling, man.
- I got a feeling about this.
- 1175
- 01:17:27,226 --> 01:17:28,386
- Give me your hand.
- 1176
- 01:17:28,477 --> 01:17:31,017
- Oh, my God. I'm already...
- Give me your hand. Hey.
- 1177
- 01:17:32,690 --> 01:17:34,230
- I want to tell you I love you.
- 1178
- 01:17:35,109 --> 01:17:36,399
- Okay?
- 1179
- 01:17:39,196 --> 01:17:41,156
- Okay.
- 1180
- 01:17:43,409 --> 01:17:44,409
- Okay.
- 1181
- 01:17:44,743 --> 01:17:46,413
- - It's okay.
- - Okay.
- 1182
- 01:17:46,495 --> 01:17:48,035
- I feel good.
- 1183
- 01:17:48,122 --> 01:17:49,122
- I feel okay.
- 1184
- 01:17:49,206 --> 01:17:50,536
- You're gonna be okay.
- 1185
- 01:17:50,624 --> 01:17:51,754
- - You know?
- - Okay.
- 1186
- 01:17:51,834 --> 01:17:52,964
- It's okay, Michael.
- 1187
- 01:17:53,043 --> 01:17:54,043
- Hey...
- 1188
- 01:17:54,545 --> 01:17:56,375
- - Hey, Andy?
- - Yeah?
- 1189
- 01:17:57,256 --> 01:18:00,046
- I'm gonna close my eyes now, okay?
- 1190
- 01:18:00,134 --> 01:18:01,264
- - Yeah?
- - Okay?
- 1191
- 01:18:02,636 --> 01:18:04,176
- - Okay.
- - All right.
- 1192
- 01:18:26,619 --> 01:18:28,039
- I love you, too, Michael.
- 1193
- 01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:21,085
- <i>Are you sure?</i>
- 1194
- 01:21:56,829 --> 01:21:58,459
- <i>See you down the road, friend.</i>
- 1195
- 01:22:29,862 --> 01:22:31,072
- You in C?
- 1196
- 01:22:33,073 --> 01:22:35,623
- Uh, yeah. We're moving into C.
- 1197
- 01:22:40,998 --> 01:22:42,538
- I'm going over there so...
- 1198
- 01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:44,792
- Thank you.
- 1199
- 01:22:44,835 --> 01:22:45,955
- Uh-huh.
- 1200
- 01:22:48,839 --> 01:22:51,719
- - So you are in what apartment?
- - I'm in F.
- 1201
- 01:22:52,593 --> 01:22:54,803
- - F?
- - Yeah, that's upstairs.
- 1202
- 01:22:54,887 --> 01:22:56,507
- - Oh, right above us.
- - Uh-huh.
- 1203
- 01:22:57,598 --> 01:22:58,598
- Okay.
- 1204
- 01:23:00,684 --> 01:23:03,404
- - Hey, thank you so much.
- - All right. Yeah.
- 1205
- 01:23:09,026 --> 01:23:12,106
- You got the best apartment, actually.
- 1206
- 01:23:12,529 --> 01:23:14,739
- Oh. You hear that? Best apartment.
- 1207
- 01:23:17,451 --> 01:23:19,451
- You're lucky, actually,
- that you got this one.
- 1208
- 01:23:28,086 --> 01:23:29,086
- Is that you?
- 1209
- 01:23:29,588 --> 01:23:30,798
- It's Evan?
- 1210
- 01:23:30,881 --> 01:23:32,761
- You can answer him. Tell him.
- 1211
- 01:23:34,259 --> 01:23:35,469
- It's all right.
- 1212
- 01:23:35,552 --> 01:23:37,552
- He doesn't have to. I'm Andy.
- 1213
- 01:23:38,972 --> 01:23:40,392
- - Kiersten, hi.
- - Okay.
- 1214
- 01:23:42,684 --> 01:23:44,694
- So, I guess you like games then,
- Evan, huh?
- 1215
- 01:23:44,770 --> 01:23:46,810
- - Yeah.
- - You ever play Paddleton?
- 1216
- 01:23:47,272 --> 01:23:48,862
- - Paddleton?
- - Yeah.
- 1217
- 01:23:49,483 --> 01:23:51,493
- - No.
- - No. 'Cause we made it up.
- 1218
- 01:23:52,027 --> 01:23:53,737
- - Yeah.
- - How do you play?
- 1219
- 01:23:53,820 --> 01:23:56,160
- Like, it's like paddle ball,
- 1220
- 01:23:56,240 --> 01:23:59,410
- but you gotta imagine
- this whole wall here, right?
- 1221
- 01:23:59,493 --> 01:24:00,833
- You hit a ball against it.
- 1222
- 01:24:01,411 --> 01:24:04,081
- And you got to get it into a barrel
- that's over here.
- 1223
- 01:24:04,164 --> 01:24:05,714
- We put a barrel right there.
- 1224
- 01:24:05,791 --> 01:24:08,671
- And, uh, it doesn't sound
- like a lot of fun, but it is.
- 1225
- 01:24:09,419 --> 01:24:11,839
- It's good. It's fun. Yeah.
- I'll show you one day.
- 1226
- 01:24:12,464 --> 01:24:13,554
- All right.
- 1227
- 01:24:13,632 --> 01:24:14,792
- Thank you so much.
- 1228
- 01:24:15,801 --> 01:24:17,471
- - Nice to meet you.
- - Yeah, you too.
- 1229
- 01:24:17,553 --> 01:24:19,973
- I got a great
- football half-time speech, too.
- 1230
- 01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:21,425
- - If you ever need it.
- - Okay.
- 1231
- 01:24:22,015 --> 01:24:23,265
- Yeah. It's a good one.
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