Couples Costumes

F: God, couple costumes are so lame.

M: No kidding. They are all the same.

*clothes shopping noises, moving hangers etc.*

F: Ooh, wasn't this one from your favourite game?

M: I am NOT picking this one. I know you'll disapprove. YOUR tastes are to blame!

F: MY tastes?? I picked out the Princess Peach costume! Don't you remember how hard you came?

M: Oh come on, that's unfair. You were using that special cane!

F: *exasperated* Then you pick this time. It'll bound to be something tame. *sarcastic*

M: I should have come alone. We've been wandering around with no aim!

F: *annoyed groan* You know what?? I hate your stupid dares. Rhyming for an hour is impossible! And why do we ALWAYS have to wear couples costumes while fucking??

M: Fine fine! I will settle with... the incest Siamese twins! *proud tone*

F: *exaggerated groan* Again?!

M: Yes. You refused the USB male to female pair! You really ARE vanilla beyond comPARE! *emphasize the rhyme, smug*

F: *more annoyed grumbling*