It has been long day of building glorious communism. Something is amiss when return home. Food ration is empty. Usually is one bread and cold soup. In place instead is letter. You are not despair because you are strong Soviet Sinnoh worker proletariat, and hunger is not stronger than communism. You pick up and read letter.

"DEAR COMRADE,

GLORIOUS MOTHERLAND HAS CHOSEN YOU FOR MAKE DEFENSE OF NATION FROM GREEDY CAPITALIST PIG. INVADER FROM ALL SIDE THREATEN GREAT SINNOH WITH REACH OF FILTHY IMPERIALIST HANDS.

INSIDE IS TRAIN TICKET FOR STRONGEST FORTRESS OF POCHINOK. TAKE TRAIN IN MORNING FOR POCHINOK FOR MEET GREAT COMMISSAR AND LIFE OF GLORY IN SERVE MOTHERLAND, OR TAKE TRAIN IN EVENING WHEN SECRET POLICE KNOCK AT DOOR TO SEND YOU TO WINTER WORK CAMP TO COUNT TREES.

NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY. BEING STRONG WORKER PROLETARIAT IS ALREADY BE STRONGER THAN WEAK SPOILED CAPITALIST PIG.

TO HELP YOU BUILD COMMUNISM AT FORTRESS TOWN OF POCHINOK AND DEFEND BORDER OF GLORIOUS SINNOH, THE MOTHERLAND IS PROVIDE YOU WITH:

- STRONG STARTER POKEMON, RAISE WITH LIFE OF TOIL LIKE WORKING COMRADE, NOT SLAVISH DECADENCE LIKE WEAK CAPITALIST POKEMON
- WORLD BEST VODKA
- TRAINING UNDER MOST FABULOUS SINNOVIAN GENERAL

NO GOOD LUCK. COMRADE IS NOT NEED LUCK FOR MAKE GREAT VICTORY FOR GLORIOUS MOTHERLAND.

- GENERAL CHERNETSKY"