Sonic Boom vs. The Zebranigs (one-shot)

>Be day…
>Y’know what? Fuck it.
>Year 12 in Equestria
>Your daughter, Sonic Boom, has been with her coltfriend, Typhoon Wind, for a few months now
>”Hey Dad, I’m heading out with Typhoon for a bit, ‘kay?”
>You nod
“Just be back before sundown.”
>She smiles brightly and flies over, giving you a hug before flying out the door
>She’s a smart girl; she’ll stay out of trouble

>Sonic Boom meets Typhoon a short way from her house, and the two of them start walking to Sugarcube Corner
>She grins playfully and nuzzles up against his neck as they walk
>He smiles back, flexing one of his mechanical wings around her
>”Dayum, ya got a nice flank, girl!”
>Dafuq?
>She turns around to see a striped pony staring right at her
>Wait a minute…
>Shit, that’s no pony
>It’s a zebra
>Zebranig…
>She scowls, before turning back to Typhoon. “Let’s go.”
>He nods
>”Girl, don’tchu be ignorin’ me!” the zebra calls out to her
>”C’mon over here an’ I’ll show ya what a REAL cock looks like!”
>This definitely crosses the line with her
>She turns around and charges at the zebra, taking him by surprise and knocking him back
>”That all you have to say?” she smirks proudly down at him. “Or do I have to knock a filly down a few more pegs?”
>The zebra holds up his hooves. “Dayum girl, I was just messin’ around! No need ta get all violent an’ shit,” he says
>She scowls down at him. “Then why’d you call me out like that?”
>She hears a loud *thud* and the sound of someone collapsing onto the ground
>He grins. “To get ya away from that coltfriend o’ yours.”
>”Shit!” she exclaims, turning back to Typhoon
>Sure enough, he’s out cold
>”Ya see, we were hired a while back by some gryphon, told us to come and hit you up. We’re just gettin’ around to it,” the zebra grins
>”So you separated us so you could take care of us one at a time?”
>”Dayum right!” he laughs, leaping up to his feet and butting his head against Sonic Boom, knocking her back a few feet
>Six more zebras walk out of hiding
>She steps back a bit, and bumps into one that has a lot more bulk on him than the others
>Zebras.
>Fucking zebranigs everywhere
>She attempts to fly off, but is quickly stopped by the larger zebra, slamming her to the ground
>She’s pinned under him as he starts beating on her with his hooves as the rest pile in on the beatings

>With the speed of Kenyans!
“HOOOOOOO WATAAAAAA!!”
>You launch yourself at one of the zebras, armed with your trusty baseball bat
>You slam it right in the jaw, sending it tumbling back
>You turn to the pile around Sonic Boom
>You feel the anger rising within you as you charge them
>It looks like they decided they were going to have a little more ‘fun’ with Sonic Boom before killing her
>You saw enlarged zebra cocks everywhere
>A look of pure horror is on Sonic Boom’s face as she looks up at the giant zebra above her
>Oh no they fucking don’t
“Get. The fuck away. NOW!”
>You roar out angrily
>The zebras quickly step off Typhoon; he doesn’t look too badly bruised, but he’s out cold and he has a nice big welt on his head
>They must have knocked him out so he wouldn’t cause trouble
>Sonic Boom turns to look at you and gasps
>She has a black eye and multiple bruises and cuts on her body
>Luckily you got there when you did; otherwise her outside appearance wouldn’t be the only thing you were worried about
“Alright you fuckers, who’s going first?”
>You smack the bat on the ground
>The zebras step back a bit
>You walk over to the largest one
>He turns to look at you
>You get right in his face, and press the tip of the bat up against his chin
“Your move.”
>You spit in his face
>He lets out a loud roar, rearing up to slam his hooves into you
>You bring the bat back, before slugging it against the zebra’s head, sending him toppling over to the side, out cold
>”Whoa, whoa, chill man! Alright, we’ll get outta here!” one of the zebras exclaims frantically
>You turn and glare at him
“That’s better. Now, get the fuck outta here, or I take on each of you all at the same time.”
>The zebras jump when you slam your bat down on the ground this time
>They quickly grab the wounded and speed off towards the outskirts of town
>You walk over to Sonic Boom, checking her body further for any major injuries
>Looks like the black eye and bruises are the only injuries she has
>You breathe a sigh of relief
>She slowly gets up onto her hooves, wincing a bit but otherwise she’s able to move
>Both of you walk over to Typhoon
>He’s still knocked out, but at least he’s breathing
>”Is he gonna be alright?” she asks
“Yeah. He just needs rest and a few bandages, that’s all. Maybe some ice for the welt on his head, too.”
>She smiles and nods
>You pick up Typhoon’s unconscious body and heft him up onto your back
“Here, hop on; I’m sure the last thing you need is to walk, too, with all those injuries.”
>She smiles at you. “Thanks, Dad…” she says softly, wrapping her hooves around your neck with Typhoon’s
>You smile back as you walk back home, carrying the two pegasi on your back
“No problem, kiddo.”