CANARY ISLAND PART DOS

<Salvador>: right then]
<Wrong_Way>: [last time, i was gonna teleport the fanta prize away]
<Gecko1>: "Right so, yes, hacha grande in the canary isles"
<Gecko1>: "Get there quickly, or anything on legs will suffer"
<Wrong_Way>: "Alright then. Jeez."
<Wrong_Way>: "You guys hold onto the fridge, this won't take too long."
<Salvador>: "Yeah this guy's just kinda gimmicky"
<Gecko1>: "Trillions of lives young mork, beware "
<Gecko1>: sal, suit up]
<Salvador>: [shit]
*** Salvador is now known as Straight_Shot
<Gecko1>: "Now teleport before anymore time is wasted or anyone may bork, the plan is clear yes?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Loud and clear sir."
<Wrong_Way>: "I mean gecko...lizard?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Nevermind. Straight and I /aren't/ in the Canary Isles."
Straight_Shot is zooped zooped all the way to Canary Isles
<Gecko1>: WW and straight find themselves at the base of a large mountain hache grande
<Gecko1>: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/85/Hacha_grande_from_papagayo_pano.jpg
<Gecko1>: They can see the ceremoney being done vaguely at the top while a giant beast flys above head. There is also only one cloud in the sky.
<Straight_Shot>: "Hm"
<Straight_Shot>: "Looks like this got started without us, kemo sabe
<Wrong_Way>: "I'm sure they won't mind us arriving late."
<Wrong_Way>: "You got anything to get up that mountain fast enough, or do we need another teleport?"
<Straight_Shot>: "Hm"
*** Something is now known as CloudBro
<Straight_Shot>: "I've got my grapple hook, about 50 feet of rope, and bow that can be used as a rock pick"
<Straight_Shot>: "That's about it"
Wrong_Way looks up to the beast that's flying, hoping he can see if it might attack them
<CloudBro>: the single cloud in the sky shoots down, along with it a bright yellow ray seems to come along the top of it and slice through the ground near them. The cloud finally rests somewhere above the two in sight.'
<Wrong_Way>: "...WHAT THE HELL WAS WITH THAT CLOUD?"
<CloudBro>: Standing on the cloud is a middle eastern man wearing rather silly looking what seems to be superhero gear. His mustache is pretty glorious. He looks down at the two, sitting cross legged on his cloud
<CloudBro>: "There you two are, the big man knew you were coming. Guys got eyes like a hawk"
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh great, canary hired more crooks."
<CloudBro>: The loud lowers some until its only about 10 or so feet in the air
<CloudBro>: "It ain't hiring mooks. Its a great thing he does, you know"
<CloudBro>: "I do this willingly"
<CloudBro>: "The shining glories of the sky!"
<Straight_Shot>: "Well then"
<Straight_Shot>: "I think"
<Straight_Shot>: "Im gonna shoot an arrow at it"
<Straight_Shot>: "See how that works"
<Wrong_Way>: "Straight, you can't shoot an arrow at a guy that's like 10 feet away from us. Isn't that bad archery?"
<Straight_Shot>: "Clubs then
<CloudBro>: "There is no better feeling than the feeling you get when you fl-BLAAAAAAAH" the man interrupts himself by opening his mouth, and the same bright yellow beam you saw earlier shoots out horizontally to smack the both of them back
Straight_Shot is thrown back
Wrong_Way is hit back
CloudBro laughs heartily
<Wrong_Way>: "That was rude."
<CloudBro>: "C'mon, lets be serious here. Man to man. You can just go home, ya know."
<Straight_Shot>: "We won't though"
<Straight_Shot>: "See we do this little hero thing its kinda our jam"
<Wrong_Way>: "I think this is a good enough distance to use your arrows if you'd like, Straight."
<Straight_Shot>: "Concur'd
Straight_Shot nocks and fires a tazer arrow