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A new world a new home pt.1

Mar 19th, 2015
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  1. More attempts at riffing Andre, but with his other fic, "A New World, and a New Home":
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  3. >Hello, my name is Josh Carter, I am 16 years old and I lived in Washington.
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  5. So, you lived in Washington, but not anymore.
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  7. >I have blue eyes and brown hairs
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  9. I hope he means on his head.
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  11. >I was a normal teenager boy who lived his life
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  13. So, you’re dead.
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  15. >My life wasn't very nice. In school I had good marks but no friends
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  17. NEEEERDDD!!
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  19. >Everyone laughed about me because I wasn't a womanizer and yes I hadn't got the coolest clothes but is this really a reason to segregate me?
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  21. Being laughed at and unpopular is comparable to being segregated? What?
  22. >My biggest hobby was
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  24. Masturbating!
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  26. >to watch the sky, the stars
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  28. Oh.
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  30. >Yes I love it. I was so glad that my parents supported me with that. My dad bought me a telescope for 1,000$. He is the best.
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  33. >One day it escalated
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  35. Well, that escalated quickly.
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  37. >My mother died on an accident, my marks become worse
  38. X marks the spot
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  40. >and the pupils started to annoy me all the time
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  42. Some Visine should fix that.
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  47. >My life was ruined. I thought about suicidal
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  49. >But one day I landed on a mystery country
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  51. You landed on my mystery country! You owe me $100!
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