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  1. Brandon Carter: GODZILLA VS BIOLANTE
  2.  
  3. Brandon Carter: I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND HALF OF THE SHIT THAT JUST HAPPENED
  4.  
  5. Brandon Carter: BECAUSE I HAD TO SET UP THOSE SUBS
  6.  
  7. Brandon Carter: LEL
  8.  
  9. Brandon Carter: >cells
  10.  
  11. Brandon Carter: ew
  12.  
  13. Brandon Carter: EW
  14.  
  15. Brandon Carter: "this ccn reporting"
  16.  
  17. Brandon Carter: man my mom would love this
  18.  
  19. Brandon Carter: "finally somegodzilla cells" "YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE"
  20.  
  21. Brandon Carter: wow we just REALLY wanted to win the asshole contest in the end, huh
  22.  
  23. Brandon Carter: or maybe
  24.  
  25. Brandon Carter: hm
  26.  
  27. Brandon Carter: *cheesy rock music plays*
  28.  
  29. Brandon Carter: "HEY GUYS OVER HERE"
  30.  
  31. Brandon Carter: i'd immediately die of someone screamed at me like that
  32.  
  33. Brandon Carter: just
  34.  
  35. Brandon Carter: ow
  36.  
  37. Brandon Carter: debating whether or not if this guy is good or bad
  38.  
  39. Brandon Carter: probably bad, no protag worth their salt wears a trenchcoat
  40.  
  41. Brandon Carter: this looks so familiar
  42.  
  43. Brandon Carter: and yet not familiar
  44.  
  45. Brandon Carter: but not too not familiar
  46.  
  47. Brandon Carter: its a new craze!
  48.  
  49. Brandon Carter: no really tho do i know you two...
  50.  
  51. Brandon Carter: "daddy"
  52.  
  53. Brandon Carter: nope, not the same
  54.  
  55. Brandon Carter: okay good
  56.  
  57. Brandon Carter: are they
  58.  
  59. Brandon Carter: talking with
  60.  
  61. Brandon Carter: an accent
  62.  
  63. Brandon Carter: jesus cripes end me
  64.  
  65. Brandon Carter: make a super plant in the desert. nothing can POSSIBLY go wrong
  66.  
  67. Brandon Carter: "the americans would be mortified"
  68.  
  69. Brandon Carter: oh man politics. in MY godzilla.
  70.  
  71. Brandon Carter: ALSO THEY SET US UP DA BOMB
  72.  
  73. Brandon Carter: "thegodzillacellshavebeendestroyedthey'reuslessnow"
  74.  
  75. Brandon Carter: damn man that was fast
  76.  
  77. Brandon Carter: guess we have to climb a kaiju and... wait for him to shed his skin. he's a lizard, he'll shed eventually. how else does he get bigger with each incarnation?
  78.  
  79. Brandon Carter: god damn it the girl is dead and we're not even 10 minutes in
  80.  
  81. Brandon Carter: this is the part where he gets a mad idea to make her into an epic plant kaiju who will defeat godzilla right
  82.  
  83. Brandon Carter: "best channeler of ESP"
  84.  
  85. Brandon Carter: NO THAT'S SUMI YOU FUCKS- wait its the 80s nvm
  86.  
  87. Brandon Carter: ITS
  88.  
  89. Brandon Carter: a plant telepath neat
  90.  
  91. Brandon Carter: that's certainly
  92.  
  93. Brandon Carter: not going in the harpchar idea bin later...
  94.  
  95. Brandon Carter: >preserve nobel prize winner semen
  96.  
  97. Brandon Carter: UM
  98.  
  99. Brandon Carter: NOT WHAT I WANTED TO LEARN IN A GODZILLA MOVIE THANKS
  100.  
  101. Brandon Carter: roll up with the sony camera
  102.  
  103. Brandon Carter: "nobody important" "well she's a purty sight"
  104.  
  105. Brandon Carter: keep your dick in your pants where it belongs.
  106.  
  107. Brandon Carter: >part of an organization that wants to monopolize genetic shit
  108.  
  109. Brandon Carter: *horrible flashbacks to finding out about patents on things that slows research to a halt*
  110.  
  111. Brandon Carter: fuck
  112.  
  113. Brandon Carter: god
  114.  
  115. Brandon Carter: DAMN
  116.  
  117. Brandon Carter: i am a salty biologist.
  118.  
  119. Brandon Carter: i want to be in the godzilla memorial lounge.
  120.  
  121. Brandon Carter: *imagines sitting in a cafe full of godzilla memorabilia*
  122.  
  123. Brandon Carter: my new dream job except not really because i have the social aptitude of a goldfish.
  124.  
  125. Brandon Carter: suddenly i am thrust in a romantic subplot
  126.  
  127. Brandon Carter: "seriously hwat the FUCK does chimeras have to do with our relationship, you romeo fuck"
  128. Brandon Carter: "i'm nto juliet obvs"
  129.  
  130. Brandon Carter: yeah she'l ldefinitely not die for you
  131.  
  132. Brandon Carter: she'll just go out and be a lesbean
  133.  
  134. Brandon Carter: "massachusetts sent me an answer"
  135.  
  136. Brandon Carter: OH NO
  137.  
  138. Brandon Carter: "will you come with me" "uh um lemme think about that"
  139.  
  140. Brandon Carter: *awkward silence*
  141.  
  142. Brandon Carter: not gonna lie, i keked.
  143.  
  144. Brandon Carter: i'm all the kids coloring in the psionic center
  145.  
  146. Brandon Carter: all of them? all of them.
  147.  
  148. Brandon Carter: that feeling where you regret eating those donuts you ate earlier because god they'd be perfect now
  149.  
  150. Brandon Carter: "we all had the same dream!'
  151.  
  152. Brandon Carter: good to know i'm not the only one thinking of random cute guys and dia-
  153.  
  154. Brandon Carter: >the pictures are all of godzilla
  155.  
  156. Brandon Carter: i'm sorry i retract both statements
  157.  
  158. Brandon Carter: all these kids are goops
  159.  
  160. Brandon Carter: best drawing is kid in the front, A+
  161.  
  162. Brandon Carter: the one behind him looks like something out of undertale
  163.  
  164. Brandon Carter: did they hire all these kids to draw godzilla
  165.  
  166. Brandon Carter: toho i love you
  167. Brandon Carter: NO WAIT THAT ONE WITH A PICTURE WITH GOJI'S bACK TURNED
  168.  
  169. Brandon Carter: GOOD PERSPECTIVE KID
  170.  
  171. Brandon Carter: lel that kid over there with red goji over there
  172.  
  173. Brandon Carter: hey its the anti-godzilla department
  174.  
  175. Brandon Carter: which partially looks like my idea for a goji lounge...
  176.  
  177. Brandon Carter: sort of...
  178.  
  179. Brandon Carter: i, too, wish to use my psychic powers to find out goji's awake
  180.  
  181. Brandon Carter: just SLAM OPEN THAT DOOR
  182.  
  183. Brandon Carter: "GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP GODZILLA IT'S 3 AM"
  184.  
  185. Brandon Carter: godzilla too busy eating atomic bombs
  186.  
  187. Brandon Carter: hello it is i, alert 1 one, altering you that goji definitely exists. yes.
  188.  
  189. Brandon Carter: "anti-nuclear cell biology"
  190.  
  191. Brandon Carter: i prolly read it wrong also THAT IS A VERY COMPLICATED CHEMICAL STRUCTURE
  192.  
  193. Brandon Carter: *FLASHBACKS TO BIOCHEM*
  194.  
  195. Brandon Carter: oh its bacteria
  196.  
  197. Brandon Carter: you don't represent bacteria with chemical structures tho...
  198.  
  199. Brandon Carter: *thinking too hard for her own good*
  200.  
  201. Brandon Carter: "doctor we need you-" "no, fuck this country, my daughter DIED because i worked with godzilla cells"
  202.  
  203. Brandon Carter: that's a pretty fair point
  204.  
  205. Brandon Carter: although really i'm guessing the americans sabotagued such work and don't want anyone else working with the cells but them. get angry at those guys for blowing up a lab?
  206.  
  207. Brandon Carter: and there we go
  208.  
  209. Brandon Carter: also GODZILLA CELLS
  210.  
  211. Brandon Carter: ON ICE!!!!
  212.  
  213. Brandon Carter: i mean wow thats some science happening dohohoho
  214.  
  215. Brandon Carter: that
  216.  
  217. Brandon Carter: did NOT sound like jesus
  218.  
  219. Brandon Carter: MUH FLOWERS
  220.  
  221. Brandon Carter: i think this godzilla thing can be summed up in a vine
  222.  
  223. Brandon Carter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgbGiExvqi8
  224.  
  225. Brandon Carter: that's what we're all here for
  226.  
  227. Brandon Carter: and now i have murdered the integrety of all of my chat just like that
  228.  
  229. Brandon Carter: >i must do something, or erika will die
  230.  
  231. Brandon Carter: yes like project her onto a flower and turn her into a bioweapon
  232.  
  233. Brandon Carter: I DON'T WANNA SEE THIS SUBPLOT
  234.  
  235. Brandon Carter: HERE IT COMES
  236.  
  237. Brandon Carter: I REALLY DON'T WANT THIS DAMN SUBPLOT
  238.  
  239. Brandon Carter: also >that shirt with khakis
  240.  
  241. Brandon Carter: >AND A BELT
  242.  
  243. Brandon Carter: giiiirl
  244.  
  245. Brandon Carter: please
  246.  
  247. Brandon Carter: "i hope godzilla shows up or else we'll prolly get killed by our own kaiju : , ) "
  248.  
  249. Brandon Carter: accurate feels
  250.  
  251. Brandon Carter: >suddenly rain
  252.  
  253. Brandon Carter: i fuckin died again
  254.  
  255. Brandon Carter: very inappropraite
  256.  
  257. Brandon Carter: BUT THE SUDDEN DOWNPOUR
  258.  
  259. Brandon Carter: LIKE SOMEONE SET OFF THE FIRE ALARMS AND THE SPRINKLERS ARE OUT OF FUCKIN CONTROL
  260.  
  261. Brandon Carter: this is why i'm never invited to watch movies seriously
  262.  
  263. Brandon Carter: PRETTY SURE THATS NOT HOW THOSE SYRINGES WORK. HOW SMALL IS THAT FUCKIN TIP BRUH
  264.  
  265. Brandon Carter: ...i realize there's probably an instrument for that and i am just a biologist who dealt with college shit
  266.  
  267. Brandon Carter: oops
  268.  
  269. Brandon Carter: anyway biollante hype levels: [IIIIII ] 100%
  270.  
  271. Brandon Carter: fuck you chatzy i was trying to make a progress bar
  272.  
  273. Brandon Carter: "as sure as eggs is eggs"
  274.  
  275. Brandon Carter: that's
  276.  
  277. Brandon Carter: one helluva saying
  278.  
  279. Brandon Carter: hype levels increaseing as i recognize cellular division
  280.  
  281. Brandon Carter: god i'm bad when i have to look up words
  282.  
  283. Brandon Carter: MITOSIS INTENSIFIES
  284.  
  285. Brandon Carter: alert level two bitches, as well as the shortest scene in history
  286.  
  287. Brandon Carter: >super X2
  288.  
  289. Brandon Carter: THURSDAY NOW HAS UPGRADES
  290.  
  291. Brandon Carter: ROBOBODY HAS BEEN IMPROVED VIA TRIPS TO THE ITEM WORLD
  292.  
  293. Brandon Carter: oh shit i just realized i work in the morning otmorrow
  294.  
  295. Brandon Carter: ffuuuuck
  296.  
  297. Brandon Carter: oh well
  298.  
  299. Brandon Carter: >cell division is terrifying!
  300.  
  301. Brandon Carter: no its the way to live
  302. Brandon Carter: "SHIT! DOWN WE HAVE A LASER WEAPON"
  303.  
  304. Brandon Carter: dfakjlgjoidfjogi
  305.  
  306. Brandon Carter: this is so stupid
  307.  
  308. Brandon Carter: GET FUCKED
  309.  
  310. Brandon Carter: damn it the other loser got away
  311.  
  312. Brandon Carter: also that one guy
  313.  
  314. Brandon Carter: i guess.
  315.  
  316. Brandon Carter: "i gave that plant regen abilities. i think i made a mistake."
  317.  
  318. Brandon Carter: nah fam you did everyone a favor
  319.  
  320. Brandon Carter: NICE ROSE PIC NEEERD
  321.  
  322. Brandon Carter: "give us the thing or we will unleash godzilla"
  323.  
  324. Brandon Carter: i mean
  325.  
  326. Brandon Carter: go ahead
  327.  
  328. Brandon Carter: you'll die with them. godzilla doesn't discriminate. : )
  329.  
  330. Brandon Carter: "science is just another hostage of politics"
  331.  
  332. Brandon Carter: damn, ain't that the truth.
  333.  
  334. Brandon Carter: BIOLLANTE HYPE LEVELS: 50%
  335.  
  336. Brandon Carter: PHOTOSYNTHESIS IS COMMENSING, PLEASE WAIT WARMLY
  337.  
  338. Brandon Carter: "what do you mean a human spirit"
  339.  
  340. Brandon Carter: you see, we shoved a soul in there
  341.  
  342. Brandon Carter: a monster merged with a human soul!
  343.  
  344. Brandon Carter: such power!
  345.  
  346. Brandon Carter: such DETERMINATION!
  347.  
  348. Brandon Carter: "you created a monster, ARE YOU PROUD OF THIS. WHAT KIND OF SCIENCE IS THIS"
  349.  
  350. Brandon Carter: the same kind of shit that brought godzilla about
  351.  
  352. Brandon Carter: amongst others
  353.  
  354. Brandon Carter: so like
  355.  
  356. Brandon Carter: ?
  357.  
  358. Brandon Carter: okay so
  359.  
  360. Brandon Carter: take godzilla cells
  361.  
  362. Brandon Carter: deliver them to biomajor
  363.  
  364. Brandon Carter: and
  365.  
  366. Brandon Carter: watch as they unleash goji anyway because they got what they wanted.
  367.  
  368. Brandon Carter: i just feel it in my bones, in my very core
  369.  
  370. Brandon Carter: "SONOFABITCH ITS THAT SARADIAN AGENT AGAIN"
  371.  
  372. Brandon Carter: my cool, quiet hero.
  373.  
  374. Brandon Carter: i prefer nerds but this'll do in a pinch.
  375.  
  376. Brandon Carter: >ONE SHOT TOPPLES THE TRUCK
  377.  
  378. Brandon Carter: gun OP plz nerf
  379.  
  380. Brandon Carter: >2 MINUTES UNTIL GODZILLA IS UNLEASHED
  381.  
  382. Brandon Carter: quick WHERE'S MY METROID TRACK
  383.  
  384. Brandon Carter
  385.  
  386. https://youtube.com/watch?v=mj47pXTCKmU
  387. Brandon Carter
  388.  
  389. https://youtube.com/watch?v=gXIdLLc8s-E
  390. Brandon Carter: doesn't sound as intense as i remember.
  391.  
  392. Brandon Carter: because we as humans are greedy pieces of shit
  393.  
  394. Brandon Carter: godzilla has been unleashed again
  395.  
  396. Brandon Carter: whatever happens
  397.  
  398. Brandon Carter: we deserve it.
  399.  
  400. Brandon Carter: not those kids, the kids are innocent and i will fite even godzilla
  401.  
  402. Brandon Carter: "SUP FUCKS I'M BACK AGAIN"
  403.  
  404. Brandon Carter: ALERT 3 BAYBEEE LETS GOOO
  405.  
  406. Brandon Carter: THAT SURE IS A GETUP
  407.  
  408. Brandon Carter: THAT SURE IS A LAUGH
  409.  
  410. Brandon Carter: ARE YOU SURE HE ISN'T THE TRUE FINAL BOSS OF GODZILLA MOVIES?
  411.  
  412. Brandon Carter: ...i don't know what i was expecting when biollante inevitibly made kaiju noises
  413.  
  414. Brandon Carter: but it wasn't
  415.  
  416. Brandon Carter: that.
  417.  
  418. Brandon Carter: WIRE FRAME GODZILLA CONFIRMED
  419.  
  420. Brandon Carter: damn the action's starting already? wao
  421.  
  422. Brandon Carter: also fuck that one bote
  423.  
  424. Brandon Carter: SUPER X2 TO DEPLOY
  425.  
  426. Brandon Carter: HERE HE COMES
  427.  
  428. Brandon Carter: TO STALL
  429.  
  430. Brandon Carter: damn tho super x2 is a massive improvement
  431.  
  432. Brandon Carter: more space, more crew, more guns
  433.  
  434. Brandon Carter: godzilla's so confused
  435.  
  436. Brandon Carter: "WHY THE FUCK ISN'T MY BEAM WORKING
  437.  
  438. Brandon Carter: "bruh we gotta lie to the people someone stole the thing"
  439.  
  440. Brandon Carter: "...>:I"
  441.  
  442. Brandon Carter: FEED ME, SEYMOUR! FEED ME-
  443.  
  444. Brandon Carter: REUSED
  445.  
  446. Brandon Carter: ASSETS
  447.  
  448. Brandon Carter: and thus ended the adventures of super x
  449.  
  450. Brandon Carter: didn't even last as long as the first
  451.  
  452. Brandon Carter: :, (
  453.  
  454. Brandon Carter: THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I
  455.  
  456. Brandon Carter: "BIOLLANTE IS DYING" and not even a scene later and she's trippin a bitch
  457.  
  458. Brandon Carter: also "our opponent is the winner of this contest" is such a powerful line
  459.  
  460. Brandon Carter: i feel like that'd be said in ZFRP at one point as two heels go at it.
  461.  
  462. Brandon Carter: grrrrroooooooooooosss
  463.  
  464. Brandon Carter: BIOLLANTE IS DEAD(?)
  465.  
  466. Brandon Carter: KO?
  467.  
  468. Brandon Carter: WE NOW HAVE OUR OWN PERSONAL GODZILLA DETECTOR :D
  469.  
  470. Brandon Carter: >"THERE'S THREE PLANTS IN OBAMA"
  471.  
  472. Brandon Carter: oh no obama
  473.  
  474. Brandon Carter: hm
  475.  
  476. Brandon Carter: did godzilla go to osaka because the lady was, too?
  477.  
  478. Brandon Carter: itisamystery
  479.  
  480. Brandon Carter: yes trust a psychic to beat godzilla
  481.  
  482. Brandon Carter: i mean, sammy beat up anubis with yo-yos!
  483. Brandon Carter: and now she'll never be trusted against goji ever again.
  484.  
  485. Brandon Carter: :,(
  486.  
  487. Brandon Carter: alert 4
  488.  
  489. Brandon Carter: its time
  490.  
  491. Brandon Carter: ah shit there's some 90s music right there-
  492.  
  493. Brandon Carter: "CONCERT CANCELED"
  494.  
  495. Brandon Carter: she learned from gamera
  496.  
  497. Brandon Carter: wow
  498.  
  499. Brandon Carter: that was an underwhelming fight scene!
  500.  
  501. Brandon Carter: one... repo coming up
  502.  
  503. Brandon Carter: oh man guess we gotta kill a scientist
  504.  
  505. Brandon Carter: so much for being the hero
  506.  
  507. Brandon Carter: hope godzilla eats you!
  508.  
  509. Brandon Carter: wait this is osaka
  510.  
  511. Brandon Carter: QUICK RUN GODZILLA'S AFTER YOUR TAKOYAKI
  512.  
  513. Brandon Carter: RIP SUPER X2
  514.  
  515. Brandon Carter: unrip the zookas
  516.  
  517. Brandon Carter: that certainly was the biggest "FUCK YOU' godzillas' ever given to anyone who hurt him
  518.  
  519. Brandon Carter: RIP Gondo
  520.  
  521. Brandon Carter: "THE BACTERIA CAN'T THRIVE IN COLD CONDITIONS" "so wait it doesn't do well against cold blooded things liek godzilla"
  522.  
  523. Brandon Carter: *slams hands on desk*
  524.  
  525. Brandon Carter: THATS NOT HOW COLD BLOODEDNESS WORKS!
  526.  
  527. Brandon Carter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  528.  
  529. Brandon Carter: wait
  530.  
  531. Brandon Carter: we're using a giant microwave oven
  532.  
  533. Brandon Carter: to get the bacteria to work
  534.  
  535. Brandon Carter: and put down godzilla
  536.  
  537. Brandon Carter: ...just stuff him back in the volcano, i can't handle this
  538.  
  539. Brandon Carter: i can't handle the thought of people advertising EZ bake ovens and saying its good for handling godzilla
  540.  
  541. Brandon Carter: ...i always wanted an ez bake oven.
  542.  
  543. Brandon Carter: I never got one.
  544.  
  545. Brandon Carter: Now i must rely on easy mug brownies for all my bad baking needs.
  546.  
  547. Brandon Carter: https://www.walmart.com/ip/Duncan-Hines-... like this one-
  548.  
  549. Brandon Carter: jesus what a link
  550.  
  551. Brandon Carter: i searched for this and
  552.  
  553. Brandon Carter
  554.  
  555. https://i.gyazo.com/e9f994fc7ccbc7d46a694aa59e7972...
  556. Brandon Carter: UM
  557.  
  558. Brandon Carter: NOT SURE HOW THATS REMOTELY RELATED BUT THANKS?
  559.  
  560. Brandon Carter: "MY FIRST SONY"
  561.  
  562. Brandon Carter: what the fuck am noises
  563.  
  564. Brandon Carter: nice rose the-
  565.  
  566. Brandon Carter: wait that's a tablet
  567.  
  568. Brandon Carter: god that's old
  569.  
  570. Brandon Carter: before my time
  571.  
  572. Brandon Carter: LET LOOSE THE RAIN OF WAR
  573.  
  574. Brandon Carter: "ah shit godzilla's immune"
  575.  
  576. Brandon Carter: well
  577.  
  578. Brandon Carter: fuck :U
  579.  
  580. Brandon Carter: LEAST BIO'S ALIVE
  581.  
  582. Brandon Carter: ITS POLLEN
  583.  
  584. Brandon Carter: FUCK ROSES
  585.  
  586. Brandon Carter: GIRLS DON'T WANT ROSES
  587.  
  588. Brandon Carter: WE WANT A MONSTER
  589.  
  590. Brandon Carter: MOTHERFUCKER ITS GO TIME
  591.  
  592. Brandon Carter: JESUS SHE PIERECED THROUGH HIS AHND
  593.  
  594. Brandon Carter: GODZILLA'S BAD FOR YOUR TEETH BIO
  595.  
  596. Brandon Carter: also GEEEET DUNKED (ON?)
  597.  
  598. Brandon Carter: "godzilla and bio aren' monsters, we are"
  599.  
  600. Brandon Carter: such is the status quo
  601.  
  602. Brandon Carter: BYE ERIKA- I MEAN BIO
  603.  
  604. Brandon Carter: SEE YOU NEVER
  605.  
  606. Brandon Carter: h
  607.  
  608. Brandon Carter: holy shit, dude.
  609.  
  610. Draco joined the chat 9 seconds ago
  611.  
  612. Brandon Carter: th
  613.  
  614. Brandon Carter: that is the most
  615.  
  616. Brandon Carter: hillarious yet badass death yet.
  617.  
  618. Brandon Carter: fuckin kuroki just shamelessly obliterates a dude
  619.  
  620. Brandon Carter: is it bad that i'm cracking up?
  621.  
  622. Brandon Carter: maybe
  623.  
  624. Brandon Carter: but at least this is more appropriate than *HORRIBLY SAD OPERA BREAK UP WITH GODZILLA*
  625.  
  626. Brandon Carter
  627.  
  628. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Tao67Idz3Uc
  629. Draco: The lightning gizmo works better against nameless terrorists than Godzillas.
  630.  
  631. Brandon Carter: the only song worthy of this moment
  632.  
  633. Brandon Carter: to be FAIR
  634.  
  635. Brandon Carter: they were only using them to give godzilla a fever so he could
  636.  
  637. Brandon Carter: die
  638.  
  639. Brandon Carter: :U
  640.  
  641. Brandon Carter: "guys. GUYS. I GOT IT"
  642.  
  643. Brandon Carter: "WE HAVE TO GIVE GODZILLA THE FLU"
  644.  
  645. Brandon Carter: "way to go superman" "aw, hyucks" *romantic music plays*
  646.  
  647. Brandon Carter: *SUDDENLY GODZILLA'S UP*
  648.  
  649. Brandon Carter: ...did nobody have any fucking ideas after the bacteria went off
  650.  
  651. Brandon Carter: wat
  652.  
  653. Draco: They were just kind of hoping Godzilla wouldn't get wet or eat ice cream until he died.
  654.  
  655. Brandon Carter: and then he fucks off
  656.  
  657. Brandon Carter: guess we'll worry about it next movie!
  658.  
  659. Brandon Carter: *laughtrack*
  660.  
  661. Brandon Carter: ...okay that ending was less awkward than i expected
  662.  
  663. Brandon Carter: "i've canceled america. people suck no matter where you go so what i will do is fuckin sleep forever"
  664.  
  665. Brandon Carter: "got room for me?"
  666.  
  667. Brandon Carter: "do you snore?"
  668.  
  669. Brandon Carter: "nonstop."
  670.  
  671. Brandon Carter: and then they loff
  672.  
  673. Brandon Carter: yeah thats me and ivel alright
  674.  
  675. Draco: Loffed and loffed
  676.  
  677. Draco: Ivel canceled America.
  678.  
  679. Brandon Carter: he canceled everything aside from delaware
  680.  
  681. Draco: :O
  682.  
  683. Brandon Carter: "man would do well to remember this day forever"
  684.  
  685. Brandon Carter: sorry friend if you're about to guilt trip us
  686.  
  687. Brandon Carter: at least hold off until destroyah happens
  688.  
  689. Brandon Carter: MORE GODZILLA MOVIES
  690.  
  691. Draco: ^_^7
  692.  
  693. Brandon Carter: well then
  694.  
  695. Brandon Carter: i will not lie, i was about to be massively disappointed with the biollante kinda jobbing in the beginning
  696.  
  697. Brandon Carter: "man i dunno what ya'll were talkin about but giving bio that little screentime is horrible"
  698.  
  699. Brandon Carter: and then she came back, bigger and godzillier than ever
  700.  
  701. Brandon Carter: she tried to eat godzilla.
  702.  
  703. Brandon Carter: what a gal.
  704.  
  705. Brandon Carter: either way it still kinda feels... lackluster? something's missing from this and i can't pinpoint what
  706.  
  707. Brandon Carter: maybe thats just me setting expectations too high, like "WWE SMACKDOWN" levels of hype
  708.  
  709. Draco: Yeah, that could be it. #90sGodzillaFilms There's always more than one monster fight in each of the 90s movies, so never assume a monster dies for good.
  710.  
  711. Brandon Carter: i could not keep track of who is who because everyone looked similar, aside from no-nonsense Kuroki
  712.  
  713. Brandon Carter: nobody stood out that i could root for aside from (lel) Bio and Super X2
  714.  
  715. Brandon Carter: so overall, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?
  716.  
  717. Brandon Carter: 6.5/10
  718.  
  719. Brandon Carter: that agent fuckin deserved that death.
  720.  
  721. Brandon Carter: best part of the movie, bar none.
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