Carmen checks in on Maddox

* bucolicBunyan [BB] sprouted a connection to uncertainBypasser [BB]
<bucolicBunyan> Yooooo!!!!! :DDDD
<uncertainBypasser> Hey!
<bucolicBunyan> Sup????
<uncertainBypasser> Been spending time with Ember on his planet :)
<bucolicBunyan> Thats great!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> He started to be less freaked out and stuff bout u????
<uncertainBypasser> Yep. He took lightsaber axes really well. Though he does feel not very useful. :/
<uncertainBypasser> Anyway, what have you been up to?
<bucolicBunyan> He doesnt feel useful?????
<bucolicBunyan> Are u bein too much of a badass???
<uncertainBypasser> Probably?
<bucolicBunyan> :||||
<uncertainBypasser> It doesn't help he has umbrellakind
<bucolicBunyan> Well yeah but theres nothing anyone can do bout that!!!
<uncertainBypasser> I need to find him a new specibus
<bucolicBunyan> How are u gonna do that?
<uncertainBypasser> I really don't know.
<uncertainBypasser> Maybe crafting? Can you even craft game abstractions?
<bucolicBunyan> Fuck if I know
<bucolicBunyan> I didnt even know those things were even things u could get more of!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Idk I just kinda... had mine
<uncertainBypasser> Same, though it was empty for a long time.
<uncertainBypasser> How is the land of awesome terrain and not fog?
<bucolicBunyan> I found a monster!!!! DDDD:
<bucolicBunyan> While I was gone the fuckin thing just started wrecking my house!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Im so mad!!!
<uncertainBypasser> Ya, monsters did that to mine too :(
<bucolicBunyan> If my dad hadnt put like concrete n steel n shit inside the walls it totes probs wouldve just punched a hole on the wall or something!!!!
<uncertainBypasser> I can fix it if you want to spend grist on that.
<bucolicBunyan> Instead it just wrecked all the fuckin turret things outside!!!!
<uncertainBypasser> I totally forgot you had turrets! :O
<bucolicBunyan> I hate those turret things so much but figures just as soon as I like aXually want them for shit then they all gotta go and get broken.... :////
<uncertainBypasser> D:
<uncertainBypasser> Monster wasn't too bad, was it?
<uncertainBypasser> Probably an ogre?
<bucolicBunyan> It mustve been like suuuper strong or somethin cuz it wrecked ALL the turrets on the front of the house and it was like full of bullet holes and shit but it was still alive!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Fuck if I know what it was called
<bucolicBunyan> It was a big thing and now its gone
<bucolicBunyan> S p much what I know bout it
<uncertainBypasser> Did you kill it?
<bucolicBunyan> U bet I did!!!!
<uncertainBypasser> YUS
<bucolicBunyan> Im not gonna let some fuckin monster thing wreck my stuff!!! :((((
<uncertainBypasser> Huttah!
<bucolicBunyan> I kicked it in the face and it Xploded
<uncertainBypasser> That.
<uncertainBypasser> Is awesome.
<bucolicBunyan> After I chainsawed it and stuff
<uncertainBypasser> XD
<bucolicBunyan> I made a really SWEET thing too!!!!
<uncertainBypasser> What did you make?
<bucolicBunyan> Turns out the monster thing finally gave me the fuckin grist I needed to aXually make shit!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Idk what its called
<bucolicBunyan> I took my chainsaw and I added it to this flaming puppet thing I have
<uncertainBypasser> Wait
<bucolicBunyan> Oh wait
<uncertainBypasser> is your chainsaw
<bucolicBunyan> JK
<uncertainBypasser> on fire?
<bucolicBunyan> It wasnt the puppet I forgot
<uncertainBypasser> oh
<bucolicBunyan> It was a flaming juggling thingy like those clubs
<bucolicBunyan> Now its like super easy to swing around and shit
<bucolicBunyan> ALSO ON FIRE
<uncertainBypasser> :D
<uncertainBypasser> If we could ever afford it
<uncertainBypasser> a Flaming Lightsaber Axe Chainsaw would make this game almost worth it.
<bucolicBunyan> FUCK YES PLS
<bucolicBunyan> THAT SOUNDS SO AWESOME
<bucolicBunyan> Idk what the hell that would be but it would be great p sure bout that
<uncertainBypasser> "Hello sir, I would like you to clear my for-"
<uncertainBypasser> "What forest? You mean this pile of lightly singed wood?"
<bucolicBunyan> Lol
<bucolicBunyan> I havent used my chainsaw for anything yet though Xept lettin this lizard dude juggle it....
<bucolicBunyan> Hes super awesome though so I guess its okay
<uncertainBypasser> Ya.
<uncertainBypasser> So, your place has lizards
<uncertainBypasser> mine has bears.
<bucolicBunyan> Guess so???
<uncertainBypasser> And Embers has Cats and Dogs.
<bucolicBunyan> My place has lots of other stuff too though!!!
<uncertainBypasser> And the cats are 99% extinct
<uncertainBypasser> and the last one alive is an obnoxious cyborg
<uncertainBypasser> Oh, cool :)
<bucolicBunyan> There were these antelope things and some birds and a bunch of insect thingys and some buffalo and some lil squirrel thingys... Idk I cant remember them all
<uncertainBypasser> :O
<bucolicBunyan> Wait
<uncertainBypasser> Your planet sounds real nice.
<bucolicBunyan> Im p sure I dont get anything u just said
<bucolicBunyan> Cyborg cat????
<bucolicBunyan> in the desert????
<uncertainBypasser> Yes.
<bucolicBunyan> Wut
<uncertainBypasser> we found it in a desert cave.
<uncertainBypasser> Which clearly exists normally.
<uncertainBypasser> And is not at all strange.
<uncertainBypasser> The place had some war between the cats and dogs and the cats tried to kill all the dogs but then the dogs killed all the cats and stole their mech suits
<uncertainBypasser> apparently
<uncertainBypasser> this game is really weird :/
<bucolicBunyan> Uhhhh yeah!!!
<uncertainBypasser> On the plus side, I now have a mech suit designed for talking cats?
<bucolicBunyan> I bet that cat must be suuuuper lonely!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> All the others are dead???? :((((
<uncertainBypasser> Which with some crafting could be made into an actual mech suit maybe?
<uncertainBypasser> Ya.
<uncertainBypasser> Well, this one is too
<uncertainBypasser> he uploaded his brain to a computer.
<bucolicBunyan> Wut
<uncertainBypasser> now he wants to kill all the dogs.
<bucolicBunyan> :(((((
<uncertainBypasser> but is afraid of the sun
<uncertainBypasser> in the desert.
<bucolicBunyan> Thats sooooo dumb!!!!
<uncertainBypasser> Yup.
<bucolicBunyan> Why do people have to be jerX so much!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Errr
<bucolicBunyan> I guess cat
<bucolicBunyan> or something
<bucolicBunyan> U know what I mean!!!!
<uncertainBypasser> Ya.
<uncertainBypasser> This is stupid
<bucolicBunyan> I thought this village was like p chill I guess
<bucolicBunyan> Kinda boring though
<bucolicBunyan> Then this lizard dude that was juggling shit before taXe me to this underground place
<bucolicBunyan> And its a hospital!!!!!
<uncertainBypasser> Hospital :O
<bucolicBunyan> Turns out sooooo many lizards get hurt doin all sorts of crazy shit like half of the peeps are all injured and sick and shit!!! DDDDD:
<uncertainBypasser> D:
<uncertainBypasser> Why does everything have to be so dumb?
<bucolicBunyan> It suX soooo much!!! :(((
<bucolicBunyan> Idk!!!
<bucolicBunyan> One of them just stabbed their eye out or something tryin to juggle a bunch of knives!
<uncertainBypasser> D:
<bucolicBunyan> Theyve got a super sweet eyepatch now though so I guess thats cool
<bucolicBunyan> Idk
<bucolicBunyan> Probs suX to have only one eye!
<uncertainBypasser> Especially with knives... no depth perception
<bucolicBunyan> Idk what to do now theres this like fortune teller lady thats sposed to be helpful or something but Im p sure shes a total nutcase
<bucolicBunyan> I came up to talk to her and she just fell over!!!
<uncertainBypasser> Is by any chance she a lizard?
<bucolicBunyan> Yup shes a lizard
<uncertainBypasser> case closed?
<bucolicBunyan> Everyone in this lil village thing is a lizard
<bucolicBunyan> Case closed????
<uncertainBypasser> Its probably bogus if the lizards are predisposed to do crazy stuff.
<bucolicBunyan> Well I mean this whole land is called the Land of Beats and Spectacles so all everyone ever does is spectacle shit!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Apparently theyre like the only village that suX at it!
<uncertainBypasser> D:
<bucolicBunyan> It suX to be total ass at the shit that everybody else is good at and thinX is cool...... :((((
<bucolicBunyan> Like
<bucolicBunyan> A lot
<uncertainBypasser> :/
<uncertainBypasser> I wonder if any of Ember's portals go to your planet.
<bucolicBunyan> They probably do???
<bucolicBunyan> Urs went to his Idk
<bucolicBunyan> None of this game shit maXe any sense so Im just tryin to go do stuff and have fun I guess!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> That SO dude was annoying
<uncertainBypasser> Ya.
<bucolicBunyan> He just kept saying we sucked!!!
<bucolicBunyan> I dont care Imma just keep doing stuff cuz I want to
<uncertainBypasser> The worst part is, he sounds like he is the only person who knows what on (off?) earth we are supposed to do in this game.
<uncertainBypasser> But of course he can't tell us.
<uncertainBypasser> because he doesn't want to. D:
<bucolicBunyan> Yeah its p much total BS
<bucolicBunyan> Hes just another jerk tryin to look cool we just gotta ignore him then hell give up!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Make us all think hes this mysterious important dude
<bucolicBunyan> Witholdin all this secret knowledge shit
<uncertainBypasser> He sounds like a stowaway.
<uncertainBypasser> lol
<bucolicBunyan> Well if hes not gonna tell us anything then it doesnt matter if he Xists cuz hes not gonna do anything!!!
<bucolicBunyan> So Im not gonna give him the satisfaXon of him feeling all high and mighty
<uncertainBypasser> Ya.
<uncertainBypasser> In terms of plans, I think if I wake up on the gold planet tonight I'm going to look around for any hints at what this game is supposed to be.
<bucolicBunyan> Yeah Idk whats going on I just wanna do stuff n I want peeps to be happy bout stuff n I wanna see UUUUUUU!!!!
<uncertainBypasser> :)
<uncertainBypasser> Ya, at the very least this game has internet everywhere and free interplanetary travel
<uncertainBypasser> so that's good.
<bucolicBunyan> Its gettin real hard to do any of those three things though.... :////
<uncertainBypasser> How much grist do you have btw?
<bucolicBunyan> Uhhhhhh
<bucolicBunyan> Not very much???
<bucolicBunyan> I kinda spent all of it on my chainsaw thing I think????
<uncertainBypasser> Ah.
<bucolicBunyan> That one monster thing is the only time Ive gotten grist from anything here....
<bucolicBunyan> I got like 30 grist
<uncertainBypasser> Oh :/
<uncertainBypasser> Building to another planet takes around  a few hundred :/
<bucolicBunyan> Well guess Im p much never doin that ever then
<uncertainBypasser> On the kind of plus side, at least ember's land is dangerous enough he has probably enough to go to two of his portals?
<bucolicBunyan> Thats good I guess?
<uncertainBypasser> As long as he is okay when I'm not here.
<uncertainBypasser> I think I might leave tomorrow, because he won't remember me again :/
<bucolicBunyan> :////
<bucolicBunyan> I feel so bad for him!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> I like legit cried n shit when he was talking to me before!
<bucolicBunyan> Uhhh
<bucolicBunyan> Dont tell anyone that though
<bucolicBunyan> Specially not Ember!!!
<uncertainBypasser> Okay :)
<bucolicBunyan> Oh hey
<bucolicBunyan> Speaking of being sad n shit
<bucolicBunyan> Has Orea hassled u bout anything since.... u know... last time?
<uncertainBypasser> No.
<bucolicBunyan> K good
<uncertainBypasser> I think I overreacted last time too :/
<bucolicBunyan> I told her not to n she said she didnt want to anyways
<bucolicBunyan> Im probs gonna talk to her soon
<uncertainBypasser> Alright.
<bucolicBunyan> She wasnt really making much sense last time....
<uncertainBypasser> To be fair, neither was I.
<bucolicBunyan> Idk I just want her to stop freaking out!!!
<uncertainBypasser> I think the land of fog, cold, depression, and death got to me...
<bucolicBunyan> Dude its not ur fault
<bucolicBunyan> Orea told me what she was gonna do before she talked to u n I told her not to!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Well she didnt say EVERYTHING
<bucolicBunyan> But kinda the gist of it I think Idk
<uncertainBypasser> Ya.
<bucolicBunyan> She cant just waltz in here n be all like HEY Im this nice chick u never met before u better love me or else Imma be suuuper pissed!!!
<uncertainBypasser> That was kind of dumb
<bucolicBunyan> Then she tried to Xplain this whole messed up troll romance thing shes got goin that she wanted to do with u but that didnt make any sense either!!!
<bucolicBunyan> S not ur fault u were raised a human
<bucolicBunyan> Shes just bein unreasonably dont beat urself up about it
<uncertainBypasser> Ya.
<uncertainBypasser> Troll culture is kind of weird.
<bucolicBunyan> I know right!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Did this one troll come talk to u???
<bucolicBunyan> Mobius?
<uncertainBypasser> No, I don't think so.
<bucolicBunyan> I told him to talk to u!!!
<bucolicBunyan> UGH
<bucolicBunyan> Okay well maybe he will sometime
<uncertainBypasser> Ya.
<uncertainBypasser> Its possible that maybe he has?
<bucolicBunyan> Be careful though hes kind of an asshole and u dont wanna make him mad or else hes like IMPOSSIBLE to talk to
<uncertainBypasser> But I just haven't yet?
<uncertainBypasser> Time is really weird here :/
<uncertainBypasser> ((For clarification, we haven't IRC'ed))
<bucolicBunyan> He thinX that all humans are terrible monsters!!!!
<uncertainBypasser> :(
<uncertainBypasser> I will give him that some humans are terrible monsters.
<bucolicBunyan> It took me like FOREVER for me to even get him to agree to talk to u n Ember!!!
<uncertainBypasser> but not all!
<bucolicBunyan> But hes not even like right about that!
<bucolicBunyan> Heres what happened
<bucolicBunyan> He was wandering around Earth all like shit I need a home and stuff oh look theres a factory
<bucolicBunyan> Then he p much stole the factory from the humans and then got super pissed at them for wanting it back!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Thats why he thinX theyre all jerX!!!!
<uncertainBypasser> -_-
<bucolicBunyan> Dont tell him I told u that though cuz then hell probably hate u or something stupid like that
<bucolicBunyan> Just be careful n dont give him a reason to hate you
<uncertainBypasser> wow
<uncertainBypasser> Why is he going to talk to me?
<bucolicBunyan> Im tryin to get him to branch out!!!!
<uncertainBypasser> Oh.
<uncertainBypasser> That makes sense :P
<bucolicBunyan> He was all like Hurr durrr I dont have anyone to do anything with and I was like LOOK theres lots of peeps u can talk to and he was like no they suck
<bucolicBunyan> So Im trying to get him to meet peeps!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> I can tell hes like kinda antisocial or lonely or something but its hard to get him to do things!!!
<uncertainBypasser> Ya, that seems like a good idea.
<bucolicBunyan> I finally convinced him to talk to u and Ember cuz I said u guys were cool
<bucolicBunyan> P sure hes gonna be all asshole though anyways
<uncertainBypasser> Ya, maybe.
<bucolicBunyan> like HEY Im this troll whos totes better than u I wanna talk to ur inferior species prove to me u dont suck
<uncertainBypasser> Some people are like that :/
<bucolicBunyan> or something like that
<bucolicBunyan> Oh well
<uncertainBypasser> Wow, that sounds very scifi :P
<bucolicBunyan> Just wanted to give u a heads up
<uncertainBypasser> Thanks :)
<bucolicBunyan> If he hasnt talked to u he either hasnt talked to anyone or he talked to Ember first
<bucolicBunyan> P sure him talkin to Ember isnt gonna go so well but oh well
<uncertainBypasser> kk
<uncertainBypasser> Ya, if Ember gets angry I'll know what happened :/
<uncertainBypasser> I should probably get back to him
<uncertainBypasser> before he wants a full transcript :P
<bucolicBunyan> Yeah probs
<bucolicBunyan> LOL
<bucolicBunyan> Tell him I said hi
<uncertainBypasser> got it :)
<bucolicBunyan> n give him a lil bop on the head
<uncertainBypasser> okay XD
<uncertainBypasser> Well, talk to you later!
<bucolicBunyan> :PPP
<bucolicBunyan> Ttyl!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Lemme know if u find a way to see me!!!
<uncertainBypasser> yep :D
-- uncertainBypasser has closed the connection from bucolicBunyan --