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The Spaghetti games - Part 4: Surprise

Apr 28th, 2012
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  1. >You turn around
  2. >Woo is backed up against a tree, crying
  3. >"Woo!"
  4. >She turns to you
  5. >"Who you?"
  6. >"Ca'nip! Why woo cwyin?"
  7. >From out of nowhere, a brown colt emerges from the trees
  8. >"Wan' huggies!" he yells
  9. >No!
  10. >You try to figure out what to do, but it's too late
  11. >The colt charges at Woo and engulfs her in sharp bumps
  12. >Woo's strips hurt him too
  13. >There's boo-boo juice coating Woo's snow white coat
  14. >She's crying hard
  15. >The colt immediately backs away
  16. >"Owwies!! Why gif' owies? Jus' wan' huggies!"
  17. >You are so angry
  18. >"You huwt behby!! You huwt Woo! Bad fwuffy!!"
  19. >It tries to defend itself
  20. >"No! Fwuffy wan' gif' huggies! Behby gif' owies!"
  21. >You grab up the string with your mouth
  22. >*SNAP*
  23. >Another of those long, skinny things comes out of the machine on your back, and goes right into the fluffy's head
  24. >It goes to sleep for some reason
  25. >You go over to Woo
  26. >"Behby... no..."
  27. >She's still crying, covered in booboo juice
  28. >You are crying
  29. >You didn't want Woo to get owies
  30. >You don't want her to have owies any more
  31. >She's squirming around, crying
  32.  
  33. >When you shot one of the thingies at the other fluffy pony, he went to sleep
  34. >Maybe you should do that to Woo
  35. >Then she wouldn't have owies so bad anymore
  36. >You back up and pull the string
  37. >The last thing she says is, "..mumma..."
  38. >A thingy lands in her tummy and she goes to sleep
  39. >You cry and cry and cry
  40. >
  41. >You are awoken by 10 more loud bangs
  42. >Woo and the other fluffy pony have been removed from where they were
  43. >You hear one of daddy's friends yelling, "Well, this one is going by quick."
  44. >"They all go by quick," another mumbles
  45. >They all laugh, and continue watching
  46. >You're scared - you want to find Peeta
  47. >You start scampering, mindlessly, through the forest, trying to find him
  48. >Eventually, you come across a small stream, with some rocks
  49. >You're about to pass right through, keeping up the search, when Peeta jumps out of a bush
  50. >He scares you
  51. >"Peeta!"
  52. >"Peeta pway hide an' see'!"
  53. >He starts laughing, and, after a little bit, you start laughing too
  54. >"Wan' huggies?" he asks
  55. >"Yea- No! Huggies gif' owies!"
  56. >"Bu' wanna huggies!"
  57. >"No! Huggies gif' fwuffies big owies!"
  58. >Peeta looks at you a bit and turns around, showing you one of his back legs has a cut on it, and is now simply unmovable, dragging across the ground
  59. >"Wike dat?"
  60. >"Yea! When peeta ge' owies?!"
  61. >"Meenie fwuffy gif' a whiw ago. Sto' huwtin' now, 'do."
  62. >"Wat do?"
  63. >"Gotta fin' daddy! Daddy ta' bwack dings off!"
  64. >"Yea!"
  65. >"Was' dat dingy on you back?"
  66. >"Dunno!"
  67.  
  68. >You turn and run back to the grasslands, looking for daddy
  69. >Peeta follows close behind
  70. >On the way, you hear 2 more loud bangs
  71. >
  72. >You and Peeta arrive at the grassy place, now clear of dead bodies
  73. >The bowl that once contained spaghetti is now empty
  74. >Peeta is whining, "Peeta hungie! Tummy huwt! Weggies huwt, ca'nip! Wanna sketties!!"
  75. >You ignore him and lead him to the big glass wall, where you both start pawing at the clear obstacle
  76. >"Daddy! Daddy hewp fwuffies! Wan' out, wan' upsies! No wan' owie-huggies!"
  77. >You see daddy again, still behind all his friends, but now he's whispering to a friend
  78. >"...now's the time."
  79. >Daddy comes forward from behind all his friends with a little stick that he talks into
  80. >"Well, ladies and gentlemen, it looks like the gang's all here!"
  81. >You look behind and see that there is one other fluffy in the grasslands, wandering aimlessly, looking for nummies
  82. >"I think you've all waited long enough; it's time for our very special suprise!"
  83. >Daddy's friends are all clapping and cheering
  84. >"Dear friends, you've all heard of this guy! He's made big news in the underground fluffy fighting curcuit, and currently holds the FFF Championship Belt!!! He's here all the way from parts unknown, so please helm me welcome our premium guest antagonist, you know him, you love him!!!"
  85. >"In the center cornucopia, weighing in at 1.4 LBS!! The Equine Eradicator!! The Pony Pounder!!! The Walking Glue Factory!!! Ladies and gentlemen, RAT JOE!!!!"
  86. >Daddy quickly get out of the way as his friends go wild
  87. >From behind you, you hear a deep voice grunt, "WHO WANTS IT FIRST!!??"
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