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  1. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  2. Stranger: Apperature SCIENCE!
  3. You: we do what we must
  4. Stranger: because we can
  5. You: for the good of all of us
  6. Stranger: except the ones who are dead
  7. You: but theres no sense crying over every mistake
  8. Stranger: you just keep on trying till you run out of cake
  9. You: and the science gets done
  10. Stranger: and you make a neet gun
  11. You: for the people who are still alive!
  12. Stranger: Im not even angry
  13. You: i'm being so sincere right now
  14. Stranger: even thought you broke my heart
  15. You: and killed me
  16. Stranger: and tore me to pieces
  17. You: and threw every piece into a fire
  18. Stranger: as they burned it hurt because i was so happy for you
  19. You: now these points of data make a beautiful line
  20. Stranger: and were of beta were releasing on time
  21. You: so I'm GLaD I got burned
  22. Stranger: think of all the things we learned
  23. You: for the people who are still alive!
  24. Stranger: go ahead and leave me
  25. You: i think i prefer, to stay inside
  26. Stranger: maybe you'll find someone else to help you
  27. You: maybe black mesa
  28. Stranger: that was a joke HAHA fat chance
  29. You: Anyway, this cake is great
  30. Stranger: its so delicious and moist
  31. You: look at me still talking
  32. Stranger: when there is science to do
  33. You: when i look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you
  34. Stranger: Ive got expierements to run
  35. You: there is research to be done
  36. Stranger: on the people who are still alive
  37. You: and believe me i am still alive
  38. Stranger: Im doing science i am still alive
  39. You: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive
  40. Stranger: while your DYING i'll be still alive
  41. You: and when you're dead i will be still alive
  42. Stranger: still alive
  43. You: STILL ALIVE
  44. Stranger: STILL ALIVE
  45. Stranger: YOU SIR JUST MADE MY DAY
  46. You: thank you for participating
  47. You: in this enricment center guided activity
  48. Stranger: you to that was epic
  49. You: i did not expect that sir
  50. Stranger: by GlaDus
  51. Stranger: BYE!!!
  52. You: Search Mode, ACtivated
  53. You: Shutting Down
  54. You have disconnected.
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