1 pixel hat worth 1,100 each for a total of 1,100
1 pixel sword worth 1,100 each for a total of 1,100
1 mummy mask worth 1,100 each for a total of 1,100
10 silver tongue charrrms worth 110 each for a total of 1,100
20 handfuls of sawdust worth 55 each for a total of 1,100
8 tip jars worth 140 each for a total of 1,120
45 black pixels worth 25 each for a total of 1,125
5 denim axes worth 225 each for a total of 1,125
15 rocky raccoons worth 75 each for a total of 1,125
3 Maxwell's Silver Hammers worth 375 each for a total of 1,125
1 twist of lime worth 1,125 each for a total of 1,125
38 stones of eXtreme power worth 30 each for a total of 1,140
1 gnauga hide buckler worth 1,150 each for a total of 1,150
10 honey-dipped locusts worth 115 each for a total of 1,150
11 oversized pizza cutters worth 105 each for a total of 1,155
4 pairs of pants of the Slug Lord worth 290 each for a total of 1,160
9 f3d0r45 worth 130 each for a total of 1,170
47 sets of Knob Goblin tongs worth 25 each for a total of 1,175
14 sausage pizzas worth 84 each for a total of 1,176
1 blackberry combat boots worth 1,180 each for a total of 1,180
2 scratch 'n' sniff UPC stickers worth 590 each for a total of 1,180
1 massive sitar worth 1,190 each for a total of 1,190
3 stuffed spooky mushrooms worth 400 each for a total of 1,200
3 drum machines worth 400 each for a total of 1,200
3 cans of spinach worth 400 each for a total of 1,200
1 clownskin harness worth 1,200 each for a total of 1,200
8 ovoid leather thingies worth 150 each for a total of 1,200
7 dwarvish magazines worth 173 each for a total of 1,211
1 hamethyst ring worth 1,217 each for a total of 1,217
41 ice-cold Willers worth 30 each for a total of 1,230
6 giant discarded bottlecaps worth 205 each for a total of 1,230
10 shiny tribal beadss worth 123 each for a total of 1,230
9 Angry Farmer candies worth 137 each for a total of 1,233
19 Knob Goblin stink bombs worth 65 each for a total of 1,235
1 tiny Mountie hat worth 1,240 each for a total of 1,240
5 tenderizing hammers worth 250 each for a total of 1,250
1 heavy metal sonata worth 1,250 each for a total of 1,250
5 bits-o-cactus worth 250 each for a total of 1,250
1 blackberry slippers worth 1,250 each for a total of 1,250
5 Big Books of Pirate Insults worth 250 each for a total of 1,250
11 chunks of chrome ore worth 114 each for a total of 1,254
12 spiked femurs worth 105 each for a total of 1,260
7 bottles of Supernova Champagne worth 180 each for a total of 1,260
1 nasty rat mask worth 1,270 each for a total of 1,270
16 pairs of Orcish cargo shorts worth 80 each for a total of 1,280
20 icy katana hilts worth 64 each for a total of 1,280
32 Cherry Cloaca Colas worth 40 each for a total of 1,280
32 Regular Cloaca Colas worth 40 each for a total of 1,280
1 hamethyst necklace worth 1,300 each for a total of 1,300
10 flaming crutches worth 132 each for a total of 1,320
8 wolf masks worth 165 each for a total of 1,320
2 Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kits worth 665 each for a total of 1,330
18 rums and cola worth 75 each for a total of 1,350
1 tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker worth 1,350 each for a total of 1,350
2 blackberry polites worth 679 each for a total of 1,358
16 tubes of dread wax worth 85 each for a total of 1,360
39 tomatoes worth 35 each for a total of 1,365
39 bottles of whiskey worth 35 each for a total of 1,365
55 green pixels worth 25 each for a total of 1,375
3 balls worth 463 each for a total of 1,389
9 drywall axes worth 155 each for a total of 1,395
2 star swords worth 698 each for a total of 1,396
4 bejeweled pledge pins worth 349 each for a total of 1,396
28 Mr. Mediocrebars worth 50 each for a total of 1,400
1 Zim Merman's guitar worth 1,400 each for a total of 1,400
2 sleaze wads worth 711 each for a total of 1,422
3 star hats worth 475 each for a total of 1,425
46 stalks of asparagus worth 31 each for a total of 1,426
21 plain pizzas worth 68 each for a total of 1,428
48 bottles of Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir worth 30 each for a total of 1,440
12 lucky rabbits' feet worth 120 each for a total of 1,440
58 blue pixels worth 25 each for a total of 1,450
29 lines worth 50 each for a total of 1,450
1 flowing hippy skirt worth 1,450 each for a total of 1,450
3 pygmy spears worth 484 each for a total of 1,452
6 armguns worth 244 each for a total of 1,464
2 barskin loincloths worth 735 each for a total of 1,470
5 pairs of bolt cutters worth 294 each for a total of 1,470
1 can of starch worth 1,480 each for a total of 1,480
1 Roo trading card worth 1,481 each for a total of 1,481
1 junk trunks worth 1,495 each for a total of 1,495
34 stacks of white chocolate chip cookies worth 44 each for a total of 1,496
3 cactus fruits worth 499 each for a total of 1,497
15 star charts worth 100 each for a total of 1,500
3 hamethysts worth 500 each for a total of 1,500
3 porquoises worth 500 each for a total of 1,500
1 New Cloaca-Cola worth 1,500 each for a total of 1,500
2 cheap cigar butts worth 750 each for a total of 1,500
15 physiostim pills worth 100 each for a total of 1,500
4 pear tarts worth 378 each for a total of 1,512
8 crowbarrrs worth 191 each for a total of 1,528
17 miner's helmets worth 90 each for a total of 1,530
14 rice bowls worth 110 each for a total of 1,540
4 poison pens worth 389 each for a total of 1,556
15 palm fronds worth 105 each for a total of 1,575
2 happinesses worth 790 each for a total of 1,580
3 skeleton key rings worth 530 each for a total of 1,590
3 pointed sticks worth 530 each for a total of 1,590
20 pairs of filthy corduroys worth 80 each for a total of 1,600
4 glasses of carbonated soy milk worth 400 each for a total of 1,600
11 fat stacks of fat stacks of cash worth 150 each for a total of 1,650
22 icy-hot katanas worth 75 each for a total of 1,650
1 ancient unspeakable fruitcake worth 1,650 each for a total of 1,650
11 gas balloons worth 150 each for a total of 1,650
56 pairs of Knob Goblin pants worth 30 each for a total of 1,680
14 draggin' ball hats worth 120 each for a total of 1,680
1 longhaired hippy wig worth 1,697 each for a total of 1,697
2 cans of shaving cream worth 849 each for a total of 1,698
4 hippy medical kits worth 425 each for a total of 1,700
1 silver tongue charrrm bracelet worth 1,700 each for a total of 1,700
1 circular CRIMBCOOKIE worth 1,700 each for a total of 1,700
15 chunks of linoleum ore worth 114 each for a total of 1,710
1 Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags worth 1,712 each for a total of 1,712
33 cans of Mountain Stream soda worth 52 each for a total of 1,716
39 stacks of Trollhouse cookies worth 44 each for a total of 1,716
23 fish-liver oils worth 75 each for a total of 1,725
27 shots of grapefruit schnapps worth 64 each for a total of 1,728
27 bottles of fine wine worth 64 each for a total of 1,728
27 shots of tomato schnapps worth 64 each for a total of 1,728
6 piles of dehydrated caviar worth 290 each for a total of 1,740
1 Hell ramen worth 1,750 each for a total of 1,750
1 wind-up Whatsian robot worth 1,759 each for a total of 1,759
4 bunches of dry noodles worth 444 each for a total of 1,776
2 chrome crossbows worth 888 each for a total of 1,776
1 icicle katana worth 1,798 each for a total of 1,798
24 cold ninja masks worth 75 each for a total of 1,800
3 nothings-in-the-box worth 600 each for a total of 1,800
12 patchouli oil bombs worth 150 each for a total of 1,800
9 bottles of fancy bath salts worth 200 each for a total of 1,800
25 whiskeys and cola worth 74 each for a total of 1,850
12 ridiculously huge swords worth 155 each for a total of 1,860
15 chaos butterflies worth 124 each for a total of 1,860
62 Daffy Taffies worth 30 each for a total of 1,860
9 tomato juices of powerful power worth 209 each for a total of 1,881
1 round green sunglasses worth 1,889 each for a total of 1,889
20 lihc faces worth 95 each for a total of 1,900
1 toy crazy train worth 1,900 each for a total of 1,900
1 super ka-bob worth 1,900 each for a total of 1,900
5 giant cactus quills worth 380 each for a total of 1,900
1 copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet worth 1,900 each for a total of 1,900
19 pails worth 103 each for a total of 1,957
2 spooky bicycle chains worth 980 each for a total of 1,960
1 nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear worth 1,960 each for a total of 1,960
6 carbonated water lilies worth 329 each for a total of 1,974
45 Knob Goblin seltzers worth 44 each for a total of 1,980
15 disturbing fanfics worth 132 each for a total of 1,980
2 vials of lion oil worth 990 each for a total of 1,980
14 Gnollish casserole dishes worth 142 each for a total of 1,988
10 lemon meringue pies worth 200 each for a total of 2,000
5 giant foam fingers worth 400 each for a total of 2,000
4 solid gold peglegs worth 500 each for a total of 2,000
1 immense cyborg hand worth 2,000 each for a total of 2,000
1 CRIMBCOIDS mints worth 2,000 each for a total of 2,000
27 piles of powdered organs worth 75 each for a total of 2,025
3 big bad voodoo masks worth 680 each for a total of 2,040
1 shrinking powder worth 2,044 each for a total of 2,044
1 dense meat staff worth 2,050 each for a total of 2,050
27 taco shells worth 76 each for a total of 2,052
38 Tasty Fun Good rice candies worth 54 each for a total of 2,052
16 furry furs worth 129 each for a total of 2,064
23 frozen nunchaku worth 90 each for a total of 2,070
20 tiny houses worth 107 each for a total of 2,140
6 bullet-proof corduroyses, preciousss worth 357 each for a total of 2,142
6 pairs of leather chaps worth 359 each for a total of 2,154
1 toy ray gun worth 2,166 each for a total of 2,166
15 papayas worth 146 each for a total of 2,190
1 C.H.U.M. chum worth 2,199 each for a total of 2,199
1 Meat detector worth 2,200 each for a total of 2,200
1 tuning fork worth 2,200 each for a total of 2,200
2 tree-eating kites worth 1,100 each for a total of 2,200
1 tarrrnished charrrm bracelet worth 2,200 each for a total of 2,200
2 Lockenstocken sandals worth 1,101 each for a total of 2,202
1 eye-pod worth 2,250 each for a total of 2,250
16 Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rubs worth 141 each for a total of 2,256
6 magilaser blastercannons worth 385 each for a total of 2,310
1 vampire duck-on-a-string worth 2,323 each for a total of 2,323
15 Mohawk wigs worth 155 each for a total of 2,325
1 booty chest charrrm bracelet worth 2,360 each for a total of 2,360
6 wicker shields worth 394 each for a total of 2,364
19 syringes of Knob Goblin steroids worth 125 each for a total of 2,375
5 Jolly Roger charrrm bracelets worth 475 each for a total of 2,375
3 sawblade fragments worth 795 each for a total of 2,385
1 polyalloy shield worth 2,433 each for a total of 2,433
7 abominable snowcones worth 350 each for a total of 2,450
4 wonderwall shields worth 615 each for a total of 2,460
4 guano coffee cups worth 620 each for a total of 2,480
1 rat tooth polish worth 2,499 each for a total of 2,499
1 special sauce glove worth 2,500 each for a total of 2,500
1 NG worth 2,500 each for a total of 2,500
5 baconstones worth 500 each for a total of 2,500
1 tube sock worth 2,500 each for a total of 2,500
1 beer-a-pult worth 2,500 each for a total of 2,500
5 grungy bandanas worth 500 each for a total of 2,500
2 vibrating cyborg knifes worth 1,279 each for a total of 2,558
20 probability potions worth 128 each for a total of 2,560
57 flareguns worth 45 each for a total of 2,565
19 awful poetry journals worth 136 each for a total of 2,584
2 catskin bucklers worth 1,297 each for a total of 2,594
1 nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box worth 2,595 each for a total of 2,595
1 nanite-infested eggnog worth 2,600 each for a total of 2,600
23 chunks of asbestos ore worth 114 each for a total of 2,622
9 black polka-dot oyster eggs worth 295 each for a total of 2,655
13 amulets of extreme plot significance worth 205 each for a total of 2,665
7 hippy protest mindys worth 382 each for a total of 2,674
1 sewer turtle worth 2,695 each for a total of 2,695
3 party hats worth 900 each for a total of 2,700
1 cannonball charrrm bracelet worth 2,700 each for a total of 2,700
1 solid baconstone earring worth 2,722 each for a total of 2,722
2 chunks of rock salt worth 1,394 each for a total of 2,788
7 black swords worth 399 each for a total of 2,793
28 meat stacks worth 100 each for a total of 2,800
1 bat-ass leather jacket worth 2,800 each for a total of 2,800
2 tubes of panty raider camouflage worth 1,400 each for a total of 2,800
1 nurse's hat worth 2,800 each for a total of 2,800
1 candy kneecapping stick worth 2,800 each for a total of 2,800
3 bottles of McMillicancuddy's Special Lager worth 935 each for a total of 2,805
21 white candy hearts worth 135 each for a total of 2,835
1 SPF 451 lip balm worth 2,850 each for a total of 2,850
8 reinforced beaded headbands worth 357 each for a total of 2,856
3 cold wads worth 953 each for a total of 2,859
1 rum barrel charrrm bracelet worth 2,900 each for a total of 2,900
10 plates of Knob stuffed shells worth 293 each for a total of 2,930
4 asshats worth 735 each for a total of 2,940
1 bone collar worth 2,940 each for a total of 2,940
32 yeti furs worth 92 each for a total of 2,944
1 gingerbread horror worth 2,979 each for a total of 2,979
1 bag of lard worth 2,990 each for a total of 2,990
3 cups of hippy herbal tea worth 999 each for a total of 2,997
3 green beers worth 1,000 each for a total of 3,000
8 Crimbo pies worth 378 each for a total of 3,024
30 skeleton bones worth 101 each for a total of 3,030
101 scratch 'n' sniff rock band stickers worth 30 each for a total of 3,030
54 Spam Witch sammiches worth 58 each for a total of 3,132
9 beer helmuts worth 349 each for a total of 3,141
4 hot wads worth 787 each for a total of 3,148
21 Cloaca grenades worth 150 each for a total of 3,150
2 snowcones blue worth 1,589 each for a total of 3,178
49 strawberry daiquiris worth 65 each for a total of 3,185
10 stacks of slime convention flyers worth 319 each for a total of 3,190
1 tomb ratchet worth 3,200 each for a total of 3,200
1 licorice root worth 3,200 each for a total of 3,200
3 sets of wooden stakes worth 1,100 each for a total of 3,300
3 jumbo olives worth 1,100 each for a total of 3,300
3 cherries worth 1,100 each for a total of 3,300
22 beer bombs worth 150 each for a total of 3,300
5 energy drink IVs worth 660 each for a total of 3,300
6 tubs of Oil of Parrrlay worth 550 each for a total of 3,300
32 skeleton keys worth 104 each for a total of 3,328
1 astronaut pants worth 3,400 each for a total of 3,400
2 gingerbread mutant bugbears worth 1,700 each for a total of 3,400
8 bottle opener belt buckles worth 430 each for a total of 3,440
115 ice-cold Sir Schlitzen worth 30 each for a total of 3,450
25 procrastination potions worth 138 each for a total of 3,450
1 junk-mail shirt worth 3,475 each for a total of 3,475
10 tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski worth 348 each for a total of 3,480
10 stacks of slime convention coupons worth 350 each for a total of 3,500
10 slime convention pins worth 350 each for a total of 3,500
1 hippopotamus kilt worth 3,519 each for a total of 3,519
10 round purple sunglasses worth 357 each for a total of 3,570
9 black shields worth 399 each for a total of 3,591
3 gimlis worth 1,198 each for a total of 3,594
12 pans of ghuol guolash worth 300 each for a total of 3,600
3 yohohoyos worth 1,200 each for a total of 3,600
4 overclocked avian microprocessor worth 900 each for a total of 3,600
2 CRIMBCOLOAVES worth 1,800 each for a total of 3,600
2 chrome swords worth 1,811 each for a total of 3,622
1 fez of etymology worth 3,740 each for a total of 3,740
15 valuable trinkets worth 250 each for a total of 3,750
23 giant needles worth 165 each for a total of 3,795
1 kickback cookbook worth 3,800 each for a total of 3,800
1 Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration worth 3,800 each for a total of 3,800
1 Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire worth 3,800 each for a total of 3,800
11 tiny plastic Barons von Ratsworth worth 348 each for a total of 3,828
11 tiny plastic Bonerdagons worth 348 each for a total of 3,828
11 tiny plastic The Men worth 348 each for a total of 3,828
15 phonics downs worth 259 each for a total of 3,885
1 furry kilt worth 3,894 each for a total of 3,894
10 perforated paddle battles worth 390 each for a total of 3,900
1 bottle of Mystic Shell worth 3,949 each for a total of 3,949
10 black helmets worth 399 each for a total of 3,990
19 shots of elven cellocello worth 210 each for a total of 3,990
4 Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizers worth 999 each for a total of 3,996
1 orange peel hat worth 4,000 each for a total of 4,000
1 cursed bottle of black-label rum worth 4,000 each for a total of 4,000
2 square CRIMBCOOKIEs worth 2,000 each for a total of 4,000
3 tubes of protein paste worth 1,380 each for a total of 4,140
5 stench wads worth 829 each for a total of 4,145
130 hot wings worth 32 each for a total of 4,160
12 distressed denim pantses worth 349 each for a total of 4,188
1 tiny balloon knife worth 4,190 each for a total of 4,190
6 unstable DNAs worth 699 each for a total of 4,194
3 beer bongs worth 1,400 each for a total of 4,200
2 squares of nanofiber cloth worth 2,100 each for a total of 4,200
14 golden rings worth 300 each for a total of 4,200
14 loaves of dwarf bread worth 301 each for a total of 4,214
33 plot holes worth 128 each for a total of 4,224
5 pieces of Crimbo peppermint bark worth 845 each for a total of 4,225
15 filthy poultices worth 284 each for a total of 4,260
122 lemons worth 35 each for a total of 4,270
11 PADL Phones worth 390 each for a total of 4,290
11 sets of communications windchimes worth 394 each for a total of 4,334
5 eXtreme nose rings worth 869 each for a total of 4,345
4 milks of magnesia worth 1,087 each for a total of 4,348
66 bottles of soda water worth 66 each for a total of 4,356
11 oversized pipes worth 400 each for a total of 4,400
1 cyborg doll worth 4,400 each for a total of 4,400
2 passable elf masks worth 2,200 each for a total of 4,400
17 bottles of Meleegra™ pills worth 260 each for a total of 4,420
3 bananas worth 1,500 each for a total of 4,500
13 tiny plastic Boss Bats worth 348 each for a total of 4,524
13 tiny plastic conservationist hippies worth 348 each for a total of 4,524
1 makeshift turban worth 4,545 each for a total of 4,545
1 makeshift cape worth 4,545 each for a total of 4,545
1 makeshift skirt worth 4,545 each for a total of 4,545
4 jungle drums worth 1,140 each for a total of 4,560
1 gnatloaf casserole worth 4,635 each for a total of 4,635
4 macrame nets worth 1,160 each for a total of 4,640
16 glasses of herringcello worth 290 each for a total of 4,640
9 bottles of natural fennel soda worth 520 each for a total of 4,680
12 pairs of black greaves worth 399 each for a total of 4,788
2 cans of CRIMBCOLA worth 2,399 each for a total of 4,798
1 penguin skin buckler worth 4,900 each for a total of 4,900
1 meatspout staff worth 4,900 each for a total of 4,900
1 pirate skull worth 4,950 each for a total of 4,950
1 toy space helmet worth 5,000 each for a total of 5,000
1 square sponge pants worth 5,000 each for a total of 5,000
6 dry vodka martinis worth 845 each for a total of 5,070
3 displaced fishes worth 1,700 each for a total of 5,100
21 gauze garters worth 245 each for a total of 5,145
8 didgeridookas worth 650 each for a total of 5,200
15 tiny plastic Knob Goblin Kings worth 348 each for a total of 5,220
52 Yummy Tummy beans worth 101 each for a total of 5,252
17 tiny plastic beanbats worth 317 each for a total of 5,389
17 tiny plastic scary clowns worth 317 each for a total of 5,389
9 furniture dollies worth 600 each for a total of 5,400
1 cool cat elixir worth 5,496 each for a total of 5,496
11 boxen worth 500 each for a total of 5,500
10 keg shields worth 550 each for a total of 5,500
16 tiny plastic Beelzebozoz worth 348 each for a total of 5,568
1 hippopotamus pants worth 5,599 each for a total of 5,599
1 gnauga hide skirt worth 5,700 each for a total of 5,700
3 disembodied smiles worth 1,900 each for a total of 5,700
4 fire poi worth 1,435 each for a total of 5,740
40 thin black candles worth 144 each for a total of 5,760
1 MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech worth 5,800 each for a total of 5,800
39 leathery cat skins worth 150 each for a total of 5,850
168 strawberries worth 35 each for a total of 5,880
4 pocketwatches on chains worth 1,480 each for a total of 5,920
5 teqiwila slammers worth 1,198 each for a total of 5,990
2 toy maglev monorails worth 2,999 each for a total of 5,998
120 chewing gums on strings worth 50 each for a total of 6,000
8 rubber axes worth 750 each for a total of 6,000
2 frigid motes worth 3,000 each for a total of 6,000
8 banana peels worth 750 each for a total of 6,000
6 wool hats worth 1,000 each for a total of 6,000
8 mylar scout drones worth 750 each for a total of 6,000
3 irradiated candy canes worth 2,000 each for a total of 6,000
6 glasses of baboon milk worth 1,000 each for a total of 6,000
5 cans of imp air worth 1,200 each for a total of 6,000
19 tiny plastic Spunky Princesses worth 317 each for a total of 6,023
241 Imp Ales worth 25 each for a total of 6,025
67 strips of unidentified jerky worth 90 each for a total of 6,030
4 flanges worth 1,537 each for a total of 6,148
81 skewers worth 76 each for a total of 6,156
1 diamond-studded fronts worth 6,200 each for a total of 6,200
1 Can-Can skirt worth 6,200 each for a total of 6,200
5 furry skirts worth 1,250 each for a total of 6,250
62 yellow candy hearts worth 101 each for a total of 6,262
7 kix-ass kix worth 900 each for a total of 6,300
20 tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boys worth 317 each for a total of 6,340
13 mesh caps worth 489 each for a total of 6,357
4 glasses of sham champagne worth 1,600 each for a total of 6,400
12 glowing red eyes worth 535 each for a total of 6,420
1 sea salt scrubs worth 6,500 each for a total of 6,500
11 elven suicide capsules worth 595 each for a total of 6,545
33 cans of reodorant worth 200 each for a total of 6,600
21 tiny plastic angry bugbears worth 317 each for a total of 6,657
21 tiny plastic handsome mariachus worth 317 each for a total of 6,657
21 tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counters worth 317 each for a total of 6,657
21 tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girls worth 317 each for a total of 6,657
21 tiny plastic Spam Witches worth 317 each for a total of 6,657
21 tiny plastic warwelves worth 317 each for a total of 6,657
3 poultrygeists worth 2,222 each for a total of 6,666
17 cans of Monstar energy beverage worth 399 each for a total of 6,783
10 shiny hood ornaments worth 690 each for a total of 6,900
20 tiny plastic Feloniae worth 348 each for a total of 6,960
22 tiny plastic drunk goats worth 317 each for a total of 6,974
22 tiny plastic taco cats worth 317 each for a total of 6,974
3 beer lenses worth 2,325 each for a total of 6,975
7 strings of Gaia beads worth 999 each for a total of 6,993
1 nanite-infested fruitcake worth 6,999 each for a total of 6,999
1 fake blood worth 7,000 each for a total of 7,000
2 leaves of grass worth 3,500 each for a total of 7,000
64 super-spiky hair gels worth 112 each for a total of 7,168
107 handfuls of frigid ninja stars worth 67 each for a total of 7,169
25 piles of ancient spice worth 290 each for a total of 7,250
486 spooky mushrooms worth 15 each for a total of 7,290
23 tiny plastic lobsterfrogmen worth 317 each for a total of 7,291
23 tiny plastic zmobies worth 317 each for a total of 7,291
23 tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester worth 317 each for a total of 7,291
23 tiny plastic Axe Wounds worth 317 each for a total of 7,291
156 wads of dough worth 47 each for a total of 7,332
48 bottles of vinegar worth 154 each for a total of 7,392
2 pairs of night-vision goggles worth 3,700 each for a total of 7,400
1 incredibly creepy marionette worth 7,500 each for a total of 7,500
35 secret blends of herbs and spices worth 216 each for a total of 7,560
84 twinkly wads worth 90 each for a total of 7,560
24 tiny plastic 7-foot dwarves worth 317 each for a total of 7,608
24 tiny plastic Gnollish dresscrossers worth 317 each for a total of 7,608
24 tiny plastic goth giants worth 317 each for a total of 7,608
24 tiny plastic smarmy pirates worth 317 each for a total of 7,608
24 tiny plastic spiny skeleltons worth 317 each for a total of 7,608
24 tiny plastic spooky vampires worth 317 each for a total of 7,608
24 tiny plastic undead elbow macaronus worth 317 each for a total of 7,608
24 tiny plastic senile lihc worth 317 each for a total of 7,608
24 tiny plastic Trouser Snakes worth 317 each for a total of 7,608
51 handfuls of ferret bait worth 150 each for a total of 7,650
224 bottles of rum worth 35 each for a total of 7,840
1 plastic passion fruit worth 7,875 each for a total of 7,875
25 tiny plastic bloopers and practical jokes worth 317 each for a total of 7,925
25 tiny plastic briefcase bats worth 317 each for a total of 7,925
25 tiny plastic demoninjae worth 317 each for a total of 7,925
25 tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientists worth 317 each for a total of 7,925
25 tiny plastic G Imps worth 317 each for a total of 7,925
25 tiny plastic cubist bull worth 317 each for a total of 7,925
25 tiny plastic Protagonistas worth 317 each for a total of 7,925
25 tiny plastic Hellions worth 317 each for a total of 7,925
26 tiny plastic anime smileys worth 317 each for a total of 8,242
26 tiny plastic fiendish cans of asparagi worth 317 each for a total of 8,242
26 tiny plastic lemon-in-the-boxen worth 317 each for a total of 8,242
26 tiny plastic fluffy bunnies worth 317 each for a total of 8,242
2 bottles of distilled fortified wine worth 4,200 each for a total of 8,400
1 meat golem worth 8,448 each for a total of 8,448
5 slabs of long pork worth 1,700 each for a total of 8,500
27 tiny plastic apathetic lizardmen worth 317 each for a total of 8,559
27 tiny plastic brainsweepers worth 317 each for a total of 8,559
27 tiny plastic whitesnakes worth 317 each for a total of 8,559
27 tiny plastic giant pairs of tweezers worth 317 each for a total of 8,559
3 handfuls of star throwing stars worth 2,900 each for a total of 8,700
44 hellion cubes worth 200 each for a total of 8,800
28 tiny plastic astronomers worth 317 each for a total of 8,876
28 tiny plastic Knott Yetus worth 317 each for a total of 8,876
28 tiny plastic Iiti Kitties worth 317 each for a total of 8,876
28 tiny plastic Black Knights worth 317 each for a total of 8,876
28 tiny plastic fruit golems worth 317 each for a total of 8,876
1 blob-shaped Crimbo cookie worth 8,995 each for a total of 8,995
11 sausage bombs worth 825 each for a total of 9,075
29 tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry makers worth 317 each for a total of 9,193
29 tiny plastic topiary golems worth 317 each for a total of 9,193
1 LED block worth 9,198 each for a total of 9,198
1 clockwork key worth 9,273 each for a total of 9,273
2 goblin autoblowguns worth 4,695 each for a total of 9,390
1 bishop cookie worth 9,499 each for a total of 9,499
1 zen motorcycle worth 9,500 each for a total of 9,500
30 tiny plastic ninja snowmen worth 317 each for a total of 9,510
30 tiny plastic XXX pr0ns worth 317 each for a total of 9,510
55 handfuls of cranberries worth 174 each for a total of 9,570
4 glasses of goat's milk worth 2,400 each for a total of 9,600
1 teddy bear sewing kit worth 9,604 each for a total of 9,604
1 tiny plastic animelf worth 9,700 each for a total of 9,700
1 Ye Olde Navy Fleece worth 9,800 each for a total of 9,800
12 bottles of gremlin juice worth 829 each for a total of 9,948
10 tiny plastic turtle tamers worth 998 each for a total of 9,980
5 chunks of Crimbo fudge worth 1,998 each for a total of 9,990
1 tiny maracas worth 9,999 each for a total of 9,999
1 Cerebral Cloche worth 10,000 each for a total of 10,000
1 Cerebral Culottes worth 10,000 each for a total of 10,000
1 Cerebral Crossbow worth 10,000 each for a total of 10,000
67 molotov cocktail cocktails worth 150 each for a total of 10,050
47 meat vortices worth 214 each for a total of 10,058
2 black and white crackers worth 5,038 each for a total of 10,076
1 The Snake trading card worth 10,086 each for a total of 10,086
7 pairs of war tongs worth 1,449 each for a total of 10,143
6 filets of tangy gnat ("fostelif") worth 1,700 each for a total of 10,200
1 fire flower worth 10,500 each for a total of 10,500
18 grouchy restless spirits worth 590 each for a total of 10,620
14 funky dried mushrooms worth 765 each for a total of 10,710
54 empty Cloaca-Cola bottles worth 200 each for a total of 10,800
2 frat bratses worth 5,443 each for a total of 10,886
11 tiny plastic bitchin' meatcars worth 998 each for a total of 10,978
6 tins of henna face paint worth 1,894 each for a total of 11,364
38 tiny plastic cocoabos worth 300 each for a total of 11,400
7 cans of deodorant worth 1,700 each for a total of 11,900
3 throwing wrenches worth 3,999 each for a total of 11,997
3 detective skulls worth 4,000 each for a total of 12,000
42 tiny plastic baby gravy fairies worth 300 each for a total of 12,600
8 tiny bottles of absinthe worth 1,575 each for a total of 12,600
13 tiny plastic pastamancers worth 998 each for a total of 12,974
3 disembodied brains worth 4,400 each for a total of 13,200
44 tiny plastic mosquitos worth 300 each for a total of 13,200
44 tiny plastic coffee pixies worth 300 each for a total of 13,200
3 divine champagne poppers worth 4,455 each for a total of 13,365
45 tiny plastic grues worth 300 each for a total of 13,500
3 little round pebbles worth 4,550 each for a total of 13,650
4 gyroscopes worth 3,430 each for a total of 13,720
46 tiny plastic spooky pirate skeletons worth 300 each for a total of 13,800
46 tiny plastic ghost pickles on a stick worth 300 each for a total of 13,800
46 tiny plastic Cheshire bats worth 300 each for a total of 13,800
14 tiny plastic saucerors worth 998 each for a total of 13,972
14 dense meat stacks worth 1,000 each for a total of 14,000
40 ghost cucumbers worth 350 each for a total of 14,000
2 green smoke bombs worth 7,100 each for a total of 14,200
3 heavy metal thunderrr guitarrrs worth 4,750 each for a total of 14,250
95 gobs of wet hair worth 150 each for a total of 14,250
1 tiny knife and fork worth 14,321 each for a total of 14,321
1 flaming mushroom wine worth 14,399 each for a total of 14,399
14 guard turtle shells worth 1,045 each for a total of 14,630
49 tiny plastic levitating potatoes worth 300 each for a total of 14,700
49 tiny plastic ghuol whelps worth 300 each for a total of 14,700
49 tiny plastic star starfish worth 300 each for a total of 14,700
1 adhesive tape dolly worth 14,999 each for a total of 14,999
1 tiny plastic trollipop worth 15,450 each for a total of 15,450
1 Jarlsberg's key lime worth 15,600 each for a total of 15,600
52 tiny plastic howling balloon monkeys worth 300 each for a total of 15,600
11 goatskin umbrellas worth 1,425 each for a total of 15,675
16 Iiti Kitty phone charms worth 980 each for a total of 15,680
9 Knob sausages worth 1,750 each for a total of 15,750
53 tiny plastic blood-faced volleyballs worth 300 each for a total of 15,900
4 nanite-infested candy canes worth 3,975 each for a total of 15,900
16 tiny plastic disco bandits worth 998 each for a total of 15,968
16 tiny plastic hermits worth 998 each for a total of 15,968
4 ghost pickles on a stick worth 4,000 each for a total of 16,000
4 licorice garrotes worth 4,000 each for a total of 16,000
54 tiny plastic leprechauns worth 300 each for a total of 16,200
1 Boris's key lime worth 16,290 each for a total of 16,290
1 Sneaky Pete's key lime worth 16,499 each for a total of 16,499
55 tiny plastic killer bees worth 300 each for a total of 16,500
1 black eyedrops worth 16,500 each for a total of 16,500
9 bunch3s of gr8ps worth 1,848 each for a total of 16,632
56 tiny plastic pairs of fuzzy dice worth 300 each for a total of 16,800
17 tiny plastic accordion thieves worth 998 each for a total of 16,966
57 tiny plastic barrrnacles worth 300 each for a total of 17,100
58 tiny plastic sabre-toothed limes worth 300 each for a total of 17,400
1 tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf worth 17,495 each for a total of 17,495
1 roboduck-on-a-string worth 17,999 each for a total of 17,999
60 tiny plastic stab bats worth 300 each for a total of 18,000
3 vials of scented massage oil worth 6,016 each for a total of 18,048
39 blocks of megatofu worth 485 each for a total of 18,915
1 tiny plastic stocking mimic worth 19,000 each for a total of 19,000
1 badger badge worth 19,500 each for a total of 19,500
66 tiny plastic angry goats worth 300 each for a total of 19,800
9 sweet mochi balls worth 2,200 each for a total of 19,800
20 tiny plastic seal clubbers worth 998 each for a total of 19,960
1 porquoise necklace worth 19,999 each for a total of 19,999
1 sponge helmet worth 20,000 each for a total of 20,000
1 spongy shield worth 20,000 each for a total of 20,000
4 sets of candy knuckles worth 5,000 each for a total of 20,000
1 tiny plastic hobo elf worth 20,000 each for a total of 20,000
6 Crimbo candied pecans worth 3,340 each for a total of 20,040
17 scrolls of drastic healing worth 1,225 each for a total of 20,825
3 possessed tomatoes worth 7,000 each for a total of 21,000
1 tiny plastic colollilossus worth 21,000 each for a total of 21,000
141 water pipe bombs worth 150 each for a total of 21,150
23 titanium assault umbrellas worth 950 each for a total of 21,850
55 mummy wrappings worth 400 each for a total of 22,000
1 tiny plastic mutant elf worth 22,000 each for a total of 22,000
1 Vaso De Agua trading card worth 22,990 each for a total of 22,990
1 tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku worth 22,990 each for a total of 22,990
1 blundarrrbus worth 23,000 each for a total of 23,000
1 tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll worth 23,000 each for a total of 23,000
23 stuffed gray blobs worth 1,000 each for a total of 23,000
7 potato sprouts worth 3,300 each for a total of 23,100
16 red pixel potions worth 1,447 each for a total of 23,152
8 scrolls of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil worth 2,899 each for a total of 23,192
5 stuffed alien blobs worth 4,750 each for a total of 23,750
6 flasks of oil of oiliness worth 3,994 each for a total of 23,964
224 orange candy hearts worth 107 each for a total of 23,968
4 Skullhead's Screws worth 6,000 each for a total of 24,000
162 tequila grenades worth 150 each for a total of 24,300
1 tiny plastic Crimbomination worth 24,400 each for a total of 24,400
3 unstable laser batteries worth 8,140 each for a total of 24,420
1 metallic foil cat ears worth 24,500 each for a total of 24,500
1 tiny plastic fax machine worth 24,995 each for a total of 24,995
1 clockwork sheet worth 25,000 each for a total of 25,000
7 llama lama gongs worth 3,572 each for a total of 25,004
12 white Canadians worth 2,100 each for a total of 25,200
169 sake bombers worth 150 each for a total of 25,350
48 Knob Goblin superseltzers worth 545 each for a total of 26,160
2 cupcakes-in-cups worth 13,990 each for a total of 27,980
1 tiny plastic fat stack of cash worth 28,000 each for a total of 28,000
2 obnoxious riddles worth 14,000 each for a total of 28,000
1 handful of numbers worth 28,999 each for a total of 28,999
1 tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram worth 29,000 each for a total of 29,000
1 fancy chocolate car worth 29,000 each for a total of 29,000
4 oversized fish scalers worth 7,299 each for a total of 29,196
1 tiny plastic Mr. Mination worth 29,400 each for a total of 29,400
4 oozenogs worth 7,445 each for a total of 29,780
3 pairs of cement sandals worth 9,960 each for a total of 29,880
9 toothsome rocks worth 3,500 each for a total of 31,500
646 handsful of hand chalk worth 50 each for a total of 32,300
1 tiny plastic abominable fudgeman worth 33,200 each for a total of 33,200
38 rolls of toilet paper worth 890 each for a total of 33,820
46 viking helmets worth 740 each for a total of 34,040
5 bottles of sewage schnapps worth 7,300 each for a total of 36,500
50 clusters of sewer nuggets worth 739 each for a total of 36,950
20 loaves of penguin focaccia bread worth 1,875 each for a total of 37,500
1 BGE tiny plastic toy worth 37,500 each for a total of 37,500
46 handfuls of dill worth 820 each for a total of 37,720
1 clockwork trench coat worth 38,999 each for a total of 38,999
8 bowls of mixed wildflower greens worth 4,900 each for a total of 39,200
2 towels worth 19,949 each for a total of 39,898
14 cocoa eggs worth 2,850 each for a total of 39,900
1 mad scientist's sock monkey worth 40,000 each for a total of 40,000
2 gilded ancient cursed keys worth 20,000 each for a total of 40,000
4 gatorskin umbrellas worth 10,250 each for a total of 41,000
1 intriguing puzzle box worth 42,000 each for a total of 42,000
1 porquoise ring worth 42,400 each for a total of 42,400
339 stars worth 126 each for a total of 42,714
3 parasitic claws worth 14,600 each for a total of 43,800
6 gator skins worth 7,500 each for a total of 45,000
1 beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar worth 45,000 each for a total of 45,000
76 soft green echo eyedrop antidotes worth 595 each for a total of 45,220
1 sword behind inappropriate prepositions worth 46,000 each for a total of 46,000
5 facehugging aliens worth 9,200 each for a total of 46,000
51 chef's hats worth 939 each for a total of 47,889
6 cans of maces worth 7,999 each for a total of 47,994
20 tattered scraps of paper worth 2,456 each for a total of 49,120
1 tiny plastic Big Candy worth 49,987 each for a total of 49,987
1 tiny plastic Mob Penguin worth 49,991 each for a total of 49,991
2 toy mercenaries worth 25,000 each for a total of 50,000
1 tiny plastic Crimbo Casino worth 50,000 each for a total of 50,000
1 tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ worth 50,000 each for a total of 50,000
2 oriole-feather headdresses worth 27,200 each for a total of 54,400
40 sunken chests worth 1,374 each for a total of 54,960
1 duck-on-a-string worth 55,000 each for a total of 55,000
1 tiny plastic MechaElf worth 55,555 each for a total of 55,555
3 opera masks worth 18,899 each for a total of 56,697
1 ornate ancient cursed key worth 57,998 each for a total of 57,998
32 bus passes worth 1,815 each for a total of 58,080
52 leathery bat skins worth 1,129 each for a total of 58,708
4 red plastic babies worth 15,000 each for a total of 60,000
1 tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire worth 61,000 each for a total of 61,000
1 parasitic headgnawer worth 61,282 each for a total of 61,282
1 tropical paperweight worth 63,000 each for a total of 63,000
1 really dense meat stack worth 65,000 each for a total of 65,000
33 exploding hackensacks worth 1,999 each for a total of 65,967
1 borg sock monkey worth 67,620 each for a total of 67,620
76 scrumptious reagents worth 900 each for a total of 68,400
1 shimmering rainbow sand worth 70,000 each for a total of 70,000
10 mafia arias worth 7,350 each for a total of 73,500
2 tiny plastic skeletal reindeers worth 37,000 each for a total of 74,000
1 deck of tropical cards worth 75,000 each for a total of 75,000
5 bottles of antifreeze worth 15,000 each for a total of 75,000
1 tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ worth 75,000 each for a total of 75,000
8 prismatic wads worth 9,500 each for a total of 76,000
2 jawbruisers worth 39,993 each for a total of 79,986
1 glow-in-the-dark dart gun worth 80,000 each for a total of 80,000
74 limes worth 1,100 each for a total of 81,400
44 tiny plastic sweet nutcrackers worth 1,861 each for a total of 81,884
1 tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite worth 83,000 each for a total of 83,000
1 Inndya trading card worth 86,212 each for a total of 86,212
6 costume swords worth 14,406 each for a total of 86,436
1 Das Überkühlraum trading card worth 88,209 each for a total of 88,209
1 tiny plastic 11 Dealer worth 95,000 each for a total of 95,000
2 synthetic stuffings worth 47,998 each for a total of 95,996
16 evil golden arches worth 6,000 each for a total of 96,000
10 decaying goldfish livers worth 9,604 each for a total of 96,040
1 tiny plastic strand of DNA worth 99,495 each for a total of 99,495
4 unfinished fruitcakes worth 24,949 each for a total of 99,796
1 tiny plastic Don Crimbo worth 99,999 each for a total of 99,999
1 marionette collective worth 100,000 each for a total of 100,000
1 tiny plastic Fudge Wizard worth 100,000 each for a total of 100,000
6 bottles of mushroom fermenting solution worth 16,900 each for a total of 101,400
11 pet rocks worth 9,970 each for a total of 109,670
2 linoleum staves worth 54,999 each for a total of 109,998
3 cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebars worth 37,700 each for a total of 113,100
6 pretty bouquets worth 19,500 each for a total of 117,000
15 tambourines worth 7,800 each for a total of 117,000
10 ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapons worth 12,000 each for a total of 120,000
1 natty blue ascot worth 135,000 each for a total of 135,000
1 broken carburetor worth 137,700 each for a total of 137,700
1 Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace worth 139,000 each for a total of 139,000
1 Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword worth 140,000 each for a total of 140,000
163 bowls of delicious salad worth 920 each for a total of 149,960
1 lollipop cufflinks worth 150,000 each for a total of 150,000
4 transparent nog worth 39,999 each for a total of 159,996
10 slime convention t-shirts worth 17,000 each for a total of 170,000
1 X-37 gun worth 180,000 each for a total of 180,000
2 BGE 'cuddly critter' shirts worth 94,000 each for a total of 188,000
2 copies of Lars the Cyberian worth 95,000 each for a total of 190,000
1 CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) worth 195,000 each for a total of 195,000
3 phish sticks worth 65,000 each for a total of 195,000
1 Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot worth 196,000 each for a total of 196,000
2 toy deathbots worth 100,000 each for a total of 200,000
1 handful of Crotchety Pine needles worth 200,000 each for a total of 200,000
14 Ent ciders worth 14,500 each for a total of 203,000
47 tiny plastic Crimbo elves worth 4,694 each for a total of 220,618
13 teddy borgs worth 17,700 each for a total of 230,100
1 tiny plastic Best Game Ever worth 240,000 each for a total of 240,000
3 sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebars worth 80,000 each for a total of 240,000
14 evil teddy bears worth 17,400 each for a total of 243,600
13 Jumbo Dr. Lucifers worth 18,925 each for a total of 246,025
1 glow-in-the-dark wristwatch worth 249,000 each for a total of 249,000
1 parasitic tentacles worth 250,000 each for a total of 250,000
1 misfit teddy bear worth 250,000 each for a total of 250,000
17 tiny plastic Uncle Crimbos worth 15,000 each for a total of 255,000
35 rogue swarmers worth 7,500 each for a total of 262,500
3 pink plastic babies worth 95,750 each for a total of 287,250
1 depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick worth 299,800 each for a total of 299,800
3 cyborg stompin' boots worth 100,000 each for a total of 300,000
4 powdered candy sushi sets worth 84,000 each for a total of 336,000
1 colored-light "necklace" worth 340,000 each for a total of 340,000
1 tree skirt worth 340,000 each for a total of 340,000
19 wads of fake plastic grass worth 18,000 each for a total of 342,000
29 bottles of agua de vida worth 11,975 each for a total of 347,275
18 tiny plastic Crimbo wreaths worth 20,000 each for a total of 360,000
1 tiny plastic Scream Queen worth 390,000 each for a total of 390,000
48 piles of brine worth 8,298 each for a total of 398,304
45 tiny plastic Crimbo reindeers worth 10,000 each for a total of 450,000
14 jars of traffic jam worth 33,000 each for a total of 462,000
1 CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) worth 490,000 each for a total of 490,000
2 parasitic strangleworms worth 250,000 each for a total of 500,000
14 teddy bears worth 38,000 each for a total of 532,000
1 depleted Grimacite grappling hook worth 550,000 each for a total of 550,000
11 BGE shotglasses worth 50,000 each for a total of 550,000
6 peace-sign necklaces worth 96,039 each for a total of 576,234
1 depleted Grimacite astrolabe worth 599,999 each for a total of 599,999
1 depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt worth 600,000 each for a total of 600,000
14 jars of toe jam worth 42,999 each for a total of 601,986
14 Bulky Buddy Boxen worth 44,000 each for a total of 616,000
2 coconut bikini tops worth 335,600 each for a total of 671,200
2 cans of fake snow worth 340,000 each for a total of 680,000
1 depleted Grimacite ninja mask worth 740,000 each for a total of 740,000
1 depleted Grimacite hammer worth 750,000 each for a total of 750,000
1 Tropical Crimbo Hat worth 800,000 each for a total of 800,000
1 Tropical Crimbo Shorts worth 800,000 each for a total of 800,000
1 Tropical Crimbo Sword worth 800,000 each for a total of 800,000
3197 pieces of toast worth 275 each for a total of 879,175
1 depleted Grimacite shinguards worth 990,000 each for a total of 990,000
2 radio button candies worth 945,000 each for a total of 1,890,000
13 chunks of depleted Grimacite worth 190,000 each for a total of 2,470,000
14 jars of space jam worth 200,000 each for a total of 2,800,000
1 depleted Grimacite gravy boat worth 3,000,000 each for a total of 3,000,000
5 spooky hockey masks worth 798,000 each for a total of 3,990,000
1 tiny plastic Ed the Undying worth 3,999,999 each for a total of 3,999,999
1 tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven worth 3,999,999 each for a total of 3,999,999
1 tiny plastic Dr. Awkward worth 3,999,999 each for a total of 3,999,999
1 tiny plastic Susie worth 19,200,000 each for a total of 19,200,000
1 time helmet worth 40,000,000 each for a total of 40,000,000
1 time trousers worth 40,000,000 each for a total of 40,000,000
1 time sword worth 40,000,000 each for a total of 40,000,000
1 Mr. Eh? worth 65,000,000 each for a total of 65,000,000
Liquid meat: 353,184
Display case worth: 39,194,369
Mall store worth: 4,600
Total net worth: 263,219,905