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- Spy In Equestria - A totally funny anon idea that I ran with. You shouldn't take it seriously at all. I don't.
- >Be spy
- >Arrive in equestria
- >Meet rarity
- >"Dahrling! You CANNOT imagine how Long I have waited for someone with an Iota of class to arrive here!"
- >Get to chatting
- >She diggin' the french accent
- >Tells absolutely pointless joke but you laugh for politeness anyway
- >End up snorting so loudly it echoes throughout the Carousel Boutique
- >"..."
- >She kicks you out screaming something about disgusting lower class yadda yadda yadda.
- >Good job spy. you blew your only ever chance at getting a girlfriend.
- >Decide to visit local joints around ponyville
- >come to some local bar
- >You usually don't hang around such establishments but everyone knows that strong alcohol cures every kind of sadness
- >Walk in
- >There be every p0ny in ponyville
- >no.fucking.way.jpeg
- >You glance around the room, spotting almost all the other mercenaries.
- >Scout getting busy with RD
- >Pyro showing off his Flamethrower to a very excited pinkie pie
- >Sniper moralizing about his profession to Twilight
- >Engineer and Applejack yapping away in some incomprehensible southern babble
- >Even heavy is busy enjoying himself as two unknown mares admire his enormous figure.
- >"My my Mr. heavy... your just so... big..."
- >"I KNOW. IS AMAZING WHAT RED PILL MOTHER FEED ME AS BABY CAN DO FOR ARMS."
- >"I'm pretty sure thats not the only thing thats big~"
- >"OOOHH! YOU WANT TO SEE MY GUN. IS VERY BIG."
- >Heavy proceeds to pull out his minigun
- >A irritated look crosses the mares face.
- >You leave, unable to comprehend the mass of shit your life has become.
- >Walking down the street at what must be late at night
- >You sit down with your back next to a building, negative thoughts racing through your head
- >A small shadow is cast over you by the arrival of a p0ny.
- >It opens its mouth and speaks in a soft, whisper-like tone.
- >"Don't worry mr. Spy. I'll help you... uhh... get rarity back!"
- >"You know. if thats okay with you..."
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