statesecrets

	[this is affectionate, casual - think it’s the middle of the evening, before dinner, but after you’ve done a few different evening things, it’s just… quiet. Nice. domestic.]

	What are you working on in here?

	Yeah, I keep hearing you clattering around in here - what are you up to?

	[amused]

	You can’t say it’s a surprise, when you asked me to get three different dishes from the high shelves - I can at least take some kind of interest in whatever it is that you’re making.

	Oh.

	I can guess?

	Okaaaaaay….

	Well, you’re not letting me see whatever it is you’re stirring, but I can see you were using a metal bowl & a pot full of water, & now you’ve got the tube pan….

	Oh, that’s not a tube pan?

	It’s a bundt pan?

	What’s the difference?

	… oh.

	Yeah, okay.

	Okay, that’s a lot of difference.

	So you’re making me a bundt cake?

	Sorry, you’re making US a bundt cake.

	Aren’t you Mx. Mysterious - why do you want to keep it such a secret?

	Maybe I’ll have to… torture it out of you!

	[you’re tickling them now,  & they’re squealing, wriggling to get away from you - general affection & amusement]

	Nope, not gonna stop, not ‘til you say mercy, c’mon….

	[loud smooch, right on their neck, & they’re still laughing]

	I’m gonna kiss you, you can’t stop me, not until you give me your secrets!

	… state secrets?

	Really?

	You fuckin’... weirdo.

	Nah, not complaining. I mean… you’re my enbyfriend, so it’s not like I’m complaining about weird.

	… okay, yeah, I’m a little weird too.

	Not denying it.

	Mmm… you know, putting your hand there… isn’t going to distract me.

	No, don’t pee on me, stop laughing, I’ll stop tickling, it’s okay, catch your breath, it’s okay….

	[still laughing, holding them now, kissing along their neck]

	So what kind of cake is it?

	Still not sharing the state secrets, huh?

	[more kissing]

	C’mon. It’s a cake. It only has anything to do with you & me… who cares?

	Heh.

	Now you’re just being stubborn, aren’t you?

	Oh well… ve haff vays of making you talk!

	… shut up, I was bored & that weird movie was showing.

	Which movie?

	You know which one, the one with the Nazi lady, & the lady on the ice block on the table?

	… yeah, Ilsa. Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS.

	Why are you looking at me like that?

	… I wasn’t watching it on purpose!

I mean, okay, that isn’t a thing you can find while channel surfing or whatever, but… still.

	We’re getting distracted.

	How about… how about I try something a little more persuasive, hm?

	[kissing sounds - you’re kissing down their body, from their face to their belly, down & lower]

	I’m glad you wore a dress today, baby. I know you always feel self conscious when you try doing the feminine thing, but… it suits you.

	And I can do… this… mmm… much easier.

	I know that sentence didn’t make sense, shush.

	[you’ve got your head under their skirt now, & you’re kissing along their inner thigh]

	You want me to touch you?

	Touch you… right there?

	Yeah, just like that….

	Heh - your breath just went all stuttery. I love when you react like that.

	Mmm… I can feel you twitching… you’re already all excited, aren’t you?

	Here I am… mmm….

	[insert oral sex noises here - make sure it’s ambiguous. I want the genitals to be intentionally ambiguous]

	Mmm… let yourself feel it, c’mon, share the state secret.

	Pleeeease?

	[muffled]

	Yeah, just like that, do it, roll your hips, press my face… right… mmm….

	Oh, fuck, yeah, keep grinding into my face, hold on to my hair, just like that, just… like… fuck, yes, good enby, fuck, just like that, yes, fuck… yes….

	[your face being cum on noises here]

	Mmm… yeah… look at that… that’s… yes, all over my face. I need to… fuck, yes….

	Nah, don’t worry about it, I’m going to clean off in a sec, you can blow me or whatever later. I’m hungry more than anything else.

	Bring on the food. I’m fuckin’ starving.

	… pineapple?

	That’s the state secret? It’s pineapple cake?

	… oh.

	That seems anticlimactic.

	… I swear to fucking god, I will pinch you for that joke.

	But okay.

	State secrets officially known.

	Let me just… get up & wash my face.

	[loud smooch]