Watamote ch208: Since I'm Not Popular, Yuri?

p1
>Lately, since they've been somewhat of a hit,
>there's been a lot of BL dramas, huh?
>There's like two or three airing right now.

>As far as me and BL are concerned, I've dabbled in some manga and video games,
>but it seems even normal people now watch it normally...
>Do you guys watch it?

>I don't know about BL, but I've seen some movies about same sex couples before,
>although I doubt you'll have heard about films like Happy T*gether, Tomoko.
>You're pissing me off.

>There is one that I'm watching at the moment.
>I'm mostly putting it on in the background while I study, though.
>Even though you're totally yuri!?

p2
>I get a little aroused from reading BL,
>but the live-action dramas don't do a thing for me...

>Mako-san, do you shl*ck while watching stuff like that?
>Yeah, I shl*ck.
>I doubt she'd give that kind of answer.
>How do you feel when watching BL dramas, Mako-san?
>How do I feel?

>Do you find watching them (from a yuri perspective) interesting or boring
>or maybe a little arousing?
>Hmm, my feelings are pretty much the same as when watching any other normal romance drama, I guess.
>I don't think I get aroused.

>Hmm, is that so?
>Well, I guess if it's airing on TV, there wouldn't be that much kinky stuff in it.
>Fufufu.

>But still, we're now in an age where BL can air on TV and be watched by normal people.

p3
>The age when yuri becomes popular with the general public might be coming soon too.
>Yuri?

>Not you, Yuri-chan. Yuri as in the genre.
>Same sex love.
>Love between girls. The girl version of BL.
>It's not as major of a genre as BL is, but it has its history.

>Since we can't talk to boys,
>we couldn't really add any romance elements to the movie.
>But now that I think about it, yuri romance could work.

>Should we start searching for someone to play your partner?
>>Tamura Yuri's Partner Audition
>>Organised by Class 3-5's School Festival Committee
>>Director
>>Tamura Yuri
>>Yuri Acting Instructor
>>Caution: Please be prepared to engage in sexual / violent activities with the main actress.
>Who'd apply for something like that?

p4
>Besides, if you wanna do that kind of thing, you could just choose one of the girls we already have, right?
>Well, that's true.
>We do have quite the selection.

>Do you have any preferences, Yuri-chan?
>Like someone you'd like to flirt with.
>I mean, it's acting, so I don't mind doing it with anyone.
>Hearing that line out of context makes you sound like a total slut.

>Since you're an unfortunate gloomy character, maybe you'd go best with a cheerful girl.

>Isn't my role supposed to be based on Mako?
>Ah, that's right. You're the model student type.

p5
>Then we'll just go with the model student and delinquent (Yoshida-san) pairing.
>You think the school would let you film a shot like that?

>Yuri-chan, how far would you be willing to go with Yoshida-san?
>Would kissing be okay?
>!

>I'm getting an intense yuri glare!!!

p6
>She's pissed! Has my casual handling of yuri incurred the wrath of the serious yuri girl?
>W-
>Well
>kissing is
>probably too much...

>I don't know what Yoshida-san would think, but if that's what the script calls for, I'll do it.
>For someone who sucks at acting, your dedication towards the film is amazing...

>So Yoshida-san's gonna be in this too?
>Ah.
>Yeah.
>I'm gonna have her appear in the second half.
>Then maybe I'll join in it too.
>Eh!?

>I don't think Yoshida-san would be able do something like that,
>so I can just do that kind of thing with Yuri in her place.

>She wants to do yuri with Yuri?
>Eh...?

>No, I said I'd be fine doing it with anyone else, but I can't do that kind of thing with you, Mako, even if it's just an act.
>Yuri-chan!?
>Yuri...!?

p7
>I don't really wanna do it either, but it's different when you say it, Yuri!
>Eh? Why not?
>We're friends, aren't we?
>Doing it with you, Mako,
>would be like doing it with my mom. It just feels weird.
>It's your fault I ended up becoming a mom, Yuri.

>It seems me bringing yuri into this has made things awkward?
>Okay, so Yuri-chan's not a great fit for yuri, but Yoshida-san's overall bottomness should work great.

>Since Yoshida-san's playing a student council member, maybe we could have her get sexually assaulted by the rest of the members?
>>Student Council
>>President [Miho]
>>Vice President [Fuuka]
>>Assistant [Yoshida]
>>Secretary [Ucchi]
>>Treasurer [Kaho]
>>History of r*pe [all arrows pointing to Yoshida]
>Is this really what yuri is?
>>Wants to abolish
>>Opposed
>>Literature Club

p8
>There's that intense yuri glare again!!!

>You shouldn't sexually assault Yoshida-san.
>Ah, you're right...
>If anything, Yoshida-san would be the one doing the assaulting, huh?
>Not that.

>No assaulting or anything period.
>You should go with a gentler setting that suits Yoshida-san right.
>Yuri is difficult...
>Even though you're the one who tried to r*pe me in the bathroom...

>Tomoko, could your brother... Tomoki-kun pull off romance with another girl?
>Ah... I hadn't considered using family members. I guess he'd just about work as Yoshida-san's partner...
>We can make Komi-whats-her-face's brain explode while we're at it.

>Alright, we'll go with a setting where she's secretly dating my brother and he gets her pregnant.
>If that's how it's gonna be, then I'd rather go with the previous setting.
>EH!!?

p9
>Yoshida-san?
>Huh?

>I know tomorrow's a day off, but I'd like you to join us for the film shoot.
>Ah...
>That thing you mentioned...

>We're shooting a scene where you're basically playing baseball, but I need you to act like you're playing baseball after getting sexually assaulted by your teammates.
>What kind of movie are you shooting?