Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up,
it unlocks many cool features!
- Do you think Cauldron Lady specifically aged herself for optimum witchiness, or is that all natural?
- Yes, Akko, it'll be on the test
- Huh. Akko's really taking Ursula's words to heart. Good for her.
- Why does Diana even go to class? She already knows as much or more than the teachers.
- Oh, listening comprehension. The worst part of language classes. And it's in CROOOOW
- I wonder how much real witches hate Uri Geller?
- So, Lotte's a magic repairgirl? In a magic repair family? That's...pretty cool.
- It gives the whole enterprise of magic a bit more of a blue collar touch.
- Oh hell yes, witches actually have to go and get jobs in this universe. Rowling and her entirely academia-based society can suck it!
- Oh, god, that stare in Ursula's eyes
- I know it's probably going to relate to whatever spoilery Chariot things she'll be doing later, but that's the exact stare of anyone who went into a subject that's hard to find a job for and ended up teaching.
- I like the broom teacher. She looks like she used to be a war witch or something, and any time now, she'll be drawn into One Last Job(TM) before she retires for good.
- Okay, this is actually getting painful to watch. Come on, at least let her pass at something
- Ursula really is the worst at this. Even Spender from Paranatural's better, and Spender can barely tie his shoes without screwing up
- Dammit, the fight wasn't even Akko's fault. It's not her fault that H-B are the fucking worst.
- IS THAT A FUCKING GOLDFISH WITCH IN A FUCKING GOLDFISH BO-oh, wait, I already did this gag. Moving on.
- That actually sounds like an interesting exam. I'd like to take a class with Goldfish Witch
- -IASIP theme- Akko kills her goldfish and her teacher
- Sucy, this is not a smiling occasion
- Is Ursula's life just constant 80s sitcom shenanigans? Because she came up with this fake goldfish idea way too easily
- Huh. Akko has done something not unexpected but interesting. I'll have to talk more about that later.
- PFFFFFT. I was going to say something about how Goldfish Witch conveniently picked a topic that's basically 'be kind to other animals, like, you know, me'. And look what a fool I am now.
- Is it bad that I want a Merman series now? Just, like, magical aquaman ripoff fighting Japanese whalers or something.
- Also, Ursula has finally proven herself to be...noble? Noble seems like the right word.
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment