Mummy's Mask 4- Heshshoshsoromuroshsamshsalashkashamoru

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Death Dog:
CONTINUING ON

Death Dog:
holy shit I'm tripped

Mistral:
ofuk

Death Dog:
*GETS THE DFUCK UP*

Mistral:
you don't have to pretty sure

Mistral:
you can still attack while grounded

Death Dog:
holy shit you can

Death Dog:
this is news to me

Mistral:
there's likely a penalty but you can

Death Dog:
eh I'll just get up to keep it simple idk

Death Dog:
I'll look into that later

Mistral:
-4 penalty on Melee attack rolls, that's it
Mistral: (( and I'll get on skoop soonish ))

Death Dog:
oh shit nevermind then
Thrice:
back

Death Dog:
« 1d20 = 9 » I'll just do that on Baoh then
Dharc has received initiative.

Guardian Baou:
Nah nigga

Dharc:
"I've had enough of my deputy being disgraced! I'll finish you myself." « 1d20+5 = 18 + 5 = 23 » except I will not

Dharc:
okay maybe I will

Dharc:
« 1d20+5 = 14 + 5 = 19 » critical confirmation

Mistral:
uhhh.
Dharc: (( oh right -4 to AC against melee so there's no way that doesn't confirm ))

Mistral:
My laptop power cord is missing.

Mistral:
I am going to attempt to find it.

Death Dog:
"attempt"
Dharc: (( How do you always manage to fuckin lose that thing ))
Dharc: (( that's the third time today ))
Dharc: (( Check your car ))

Dharc:
« 1d10+6+1+1d10+6+1 = 6 + 6 + 1 + 10 + 6 + 1 = 30 » get outta heah doggy-do

Asp:
"Kss...." This snake is done with this infernal racket « 1d20+6 = 20 + 6 = 26 »

Death Dog:
Death Dog loses 30 hit points.

Death Dog:
The death dog is, uh...dead

Death Dog:
again

Death Dog:
dont ask how that works, 300 exp

Dharc:
good
Mistral has received initiative.
Mistral: (( roommate came through with a backup, we good ))

Mistral:
aaand I got critted.
Dharc: (( that was init ))

Mistral:
o
Dharc: (( meaning he goes now ))
Dharc: (( as he just entered combat and has teh highest initiative ))

Mistral:
"The beast is dispatched, then? Good on you."

Asp:
"KSSSSSS"

Dharc:
"It was only a dog. Do you think that lowly of me?"

Asp:
fuggit I got higher init than all you suckers I'm retroactively going first
Guardian Baou has received initiative.
Mistral: (( didja even read Thrice's post ))
Mistral: (( you do ))

Asp:
« 1d20+4 = 10 + 4 = 14 » the Asp bites your dam leg

Guardian Baou:
u suck bro

Mistral:
It does not
Dharc has received initiative.
Dharc has received initiative.

Dharc:
I already went nigga
Mistral has received initiative.

Mistral:
Mistral lifts her leg outta the way just in time to avoid ths snapping of teeth. "Ah, of course. I shouldn't have turned my back..."

Mistral:
« 1d8+1 = 7 + 1 = 8 » Cure Light Wounds on Eidy

Mistral:
"If you wouldn't mind handling the other one?"

Guardian Baou:
"...only a dog. Is that supposed to be some kind of insult?"

Guardian Baou:
Guardian Baou is healed and gains 8 hit points.
Dharc: (( you gonna do anything else ))

Dharc:
"Yeah! Yeah, it is. You guys have been kiiinda useless as of late. What happened? Is the short one distracting? Now come on, prove yourself, kill the cute snakey to satisfy her animalian bloodlust."
Guardian Baou has received initiative.

Guardian Baou:
"The instant I can disobey you, you will know. The next instant, you will be dead." Baou walks over to the snake and just stabs it with his long-ass claws

Guardian Baou:
oh shit full attack

Guardian Baou:
« 1d20+7 = 9 + 7 = 16 » « 1d20+7 = 1 + 7 = 8 » « 1d20+7 = 9 + 7 = 16 »

Guardian Baou:
do any of those hit

Guardian Baou:
obv not the 8

Asp:
the first and last hit

Mistral:
"If your goal is to irritate me, you'll have to try harder than petty insults. I know my worth."

Guardian Baou:
« 1d4+5 = 1 + 5 = 6 » « 1d6+5 = 1 + 5 = 6 »

Guardian Baou:
WOW

Mistral:
lel

Guardian Baou:
capsfuck

Asp:
Asp loses 12 hit points.

Dharc:
*I was talking to the Eidolon, not you*

Asp:
« 1d20+4 = 8 + 4 = 12 » go eat a dick baoh
Dharc has received initiative.

Mistral:
o wel then

Guardian Baou:
Baou swats the snake's head away, glaring disapprovingly

Dharc:
Imma just stabbim

Dharc:
« 1d20+5 = 14 + 5 = 19 »

Asp:
hit

Dharc:
« 1d10+6+1 = 3 + 6 + 1 = 10 »

Asp:
Asp loses 10 hit points.
Mistral: (( good, use those shit rolls here ))

Dharc:
is it at exactly 0

Dharc:
cause if so it can still attack (waiting)

Dharc:
It'll just imemdiately pass out.
Mistral: (( the macro should account for that ))

Asp:
No it's pretty dead

Mistral:
Mistral loses 14 hit points.
Mistral: (( it does not. ))

Mistral:
Mistral is healed and gains 14 hit points.
Dharc: (( well it can't be DEAD, unless has like no Con ))
Dharc: (( but it'll probably bleed out ))

Asp:
well it's pretty something

Asp:
300 exp
Dharc: (( 1100 away from levl 3 ))
Dharc: (( yay ))
Dharc: (( stop fainting ))
Mistral: (( what status did we use? Incapacitated? ))
Dharc: (( hell if I know ))
Dharc: (( I suppose so ))
Dharc: (( you could make it so it can actually make them dead as well ))
Dharc: (( as it can read their CON ))
Mistral: (( eh who cares ))
Mistral: (( Tirk doesn't fill that in anyway ))
Mistral: (( it'd just give him errors ))

Asp:
hell ye it would
Mistral: (( know your group ))

Asp:
Anyway this place is empty as fuuuaark
Dharc: (( ill no u u sumbitch ))

Mistral:
"Thank you. It's good to have someone else on the team capable of dispatching these creatures..."
Mistral: (( how much fuckin HP does that nigga have ))

Mistral:
« 1d8+1 = 1 + 1 = 2 » have another heals these things are cheap

Mistral:
apparently too cheap
Dharc: (( those things are your spells for the day ))
Dharc: (( now you have nothing ))
Mistral: (( it's the wand. ))
Dharc: (( Oh ))

Dharc:
Dharc is healed and gains 0 hit points.

Dharc:
no

Guardian Baou:
Guardian Baou is healed and gains 2 hit points.

Guardian Baou:
I have 22

Guardian Baou:
I'll be okay

Guardian Baou:
It's 14 ATM

Dharc:
"All right! Now what? I bet if you jump in there, there's something really nice at the bottom!"

Asp:
The well has long since dried up overtime. It seems to go on forever.

Mistral:
checkin the well for scorpions

Mistral:
"Oh, you don't say?"

Dharc:
perfect

Mistral:
"Hmm...no, I think you'r- wait, what's that?"

Dharc:
"Wow, let me just use my ability to see through your eyes, and I'll let you know!"

Mistral:
"Why, there appears to actually be an object of great value down there, amidst the sand! And here I thought you were pulling my leg."

Mistral:
« 1d20+3+1+3 = 14 + 3 + 1 + 3 = 21 » sure I'll roll Bluff

Dharc:
"I'm a very wise man."

Mistral:
The wonderment in her voice is quite uncharacteristic

Dharc:
"Hmm...Well, I've got rope. We can send Baou down there! He can see in the dark and all."

Mistral:
"...I was joking. I don't think Pentheru was the type of nobleman to store his life savings in his water supply."

Mistral:
"Let's move on..."

Dharc:
"That's exactly what he wants you to think!"

Dharc:
"You've faleln into his cleverly-laid trap."

Mistral:
"I checked for traps. Didn't find anything."

Dharc:
"But my endless sagacity allows me to see beyond..."

Guardian Baou:
"...move. I'll check." Baou steps between the midgets and peers down into the dried-up darkness, probably finding nothing

Guardian Baou:
« 1d20+13 = 9 + 13 = 22 » "Humans always bicker, but never do anything to solve their problems."

Mistral:
"Oh, for the love of... I'm sorry I said anything."

Guardian Baou:
"Say what you want. He'll never let it go, now."

Asp:
you peer down in their with your ability to see into eternity

Asp:
and oh man, it seems you spot something

Asp:
you spot, you spot...

Asp:
https://youtu.be/KezvwARhBIc?t=1m20s

Guardian Baou:
scorpion?

Guardian Baou:
"You were wrong. As usual. There's nothing in there.Can we move onto more important things?"

Mistral:
"Personally, I doubt it."

Dharc:
"Damn...someone got here first. It's a pity..."

Asp:
This building is much like B6, save that no creatures currently live inside. The room is empty except for debris, refuse,a nd windblown sand.

Mistral:
Peering around this doorframe

Dharc:
"Oh, you're going to ignore it? You know what they say...trash, treasure, all that."

Asp:
Also another room much like before, it's awfully trashy and empty.

Dharc:
"Come on, Baou!" Ancient Egyptian Dumpster diving

Asp:
Although it has one slight difference

Mistral:
"We're somewhat beyond dumpster diving at this point..."

Skeleton Servant 3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hod0WtYE4SA

Mistral:
*smirk* "That's more like it." CHANNEL TIME BITCH, COMMAND UNDEAD

Skeleton Servant 3:
« 1d20+4 = 16 + 4 = 20 »« 1d20+4 = 6 + 4 = 10 »« 1d20+4 = 3 + 4 = 7 » from left to right

Skeleton Servant 2:
Well this is awkward

Skeleton Servant 2:
« 1d20+6 = 14 + 6 = 20 »

Dharc:
« 1d20+1 = 17 + 1 = 18 » yey

Guardian Baou:
« 1d20+1 = 8 + 1 = 9 »

Mistral:
« 1d20+2 = 17 + 2 = 19 »

Skeleton Servant 3:
« 1d20+6 = 8 + 6 = 14 »

Skeleton Servant 1:
« 1d20+4 = 8 + 4 = 12 »

Skeleton Servant 1:
« 12+2 = 12 + 2 = 14 »

Dharc:
"Hey, what's that racket over there? Did someone summon my skeleton without permission?"

Mistral:
"Ah, no... I've simply repurposed a few existing ones."

Dharc:
"Aw, come on. Why? Their resale value is so low!"

Skeleton Servant 2:
fuck dis bitch « 1d20+2 = 14 + 2 = 16 »« 1d20+2 = 7 + 2 = 9 »
Mistral has received initiative.

Mistral:
« 1d8+1 = 6 + 1 = 7 » "'Cure!' Yes, but they should be rather valueable to us in the moment!" Will save, DC 12

Guardian Baou:
"They're more meatshields for you to cower behind. I wouldn't complain."

Skeleton Servant 2:
« 1d20+2 = 8 + 2 = 10 »

Skeleton Servant 2:
Skeleton Servant 2 loses 7 hit points.
Tokens dropped onto map 'House of Pentheru' by player Thrice (Player)

Skeleton Servant 2:
Skeleton Servant heals...into...dust...or somethin

Skeleton Servant 2:
g

Skeleton Servant 2:
w/e. 135 exp

Dharc:
"Heeey! So you CAN do something useful, after all! I didn't know you had it in you."

Mistral:
"Dharc, say hello to... hrm, what were your names, then?" « 1d20+1+3+3+2 = 4 + 1 + 3 + 3 + 2 = 13 » Diplomacy I suppose, see if I can interpret shit

Mistral:
"...I didn't quite catch that, we'll have time later. Regardless, we appreciate your help while you can offer it."

Skeleton Servant 3:
Can you understand ancient Osiriani yet

Dharc:
imma just check this room pls

Mistral:
« 1d20+1+2+3 = 18 + 1 + 2 + 3 = 24 » Linguistics go

Dharc:
« 1d20+2 = 3 + 2 = 5 »

Guardian Baou:
« 1d20+13 = 4 + 13 = 17 » The good one searches through the refuse, hating every second of it

Guardian Baou:
and doing a shitty job of it

Skeleton Servant 3:
In a course, echoey voice in ancient Osiriani: "WE WERE ONCE... THREE BROTHERS, SERVANTS EMPLOYED AT THIS HOUSE...WE SERVED FAITHFULLY UNTIL THE VERY END...BURIED THE FAMILY IN THE CRYPT..."

Guardian Baou:
Fuck it, Imma search for a long-ass time : | You can have your chat with your skrillies

Guardian Baou:
in a course egh

Guardian Baou:
which one

Skeleton Servant 1:
"NO ONE WAS LEFT TO BURY US....WE SUCCUMBED TO THE PLAGUE OF MADNESS..."

Skeleton Servant 3:
"NOW WE SIMPLY ROAM THIS HOUSE FOR MILLENNIA....UNABLE TO REST, ESPECIALLY NOT WITH THAT...THING THERE."

Dharc:
hey that wasn't nice I'll have u know i'm a human

Dharc:
not a thing

Skeleton Servant 1:
There is absolutely nothing in B7

Dharc:
especially not a ...thing

Mistral:
"'Thing'? Do you mean something within this house?"

Skeleton Servant 1:
there's sand

Skeleton Servant 1:
lots of sand

Skeleton Servant 1:
"YES, THERE IS...IF YOU'RE INTENT ON FINDING OUT, THEN WE LOOK FORWARD TO YOU JOINING US..."

Dharc:
"Move it, outta the way, graverobber coming through! Well, I suppose I'm more just a regular burglar right now..."

Dharc:
"You just have your little skeleton tea party, I didn't come here for nothing."

Mistral:
%In the meantime, I look forward to you joining us... one moment, please.% "Dharc, the brothers are talking about something within this house putting them at unrest... there are some words I'm not making out, but I'm trying my best."

Dharc:
\these

Mistral:
\Is it a creature? An artifact?\

Dharc:
"Oh really? Something that puts unresting abominations to unrest? Gee, I wonder what that could be, other than their very existence."

Dharc:
"Maaan...this noble was poor as hell."

Dharc:
"Are you sure this wasn't, like, an orphanage or something?"

Skeleton Servant 1:
oh wait no

Mistral:
"I imagine these were where he kept his animals..."

Skeleton Servant 1:
There is nothing of interest here besides the dried skeletons of two house cats

Guardian Baou:
"I thought these people valued cats. Why leave them to die out here, instead of giving them a proper burial? Slaves, I understand."

Dharc:
Is this door lock--good

Dharc:
Fuck this door

Dharc:
Dharc swings the door totally balls open, and peers inside, "Ehehehe...come on, there's got to be something in here!"

Skeleton Servant 1:
A small granary with a domed roof and a small door in the front sits against the north wall of the compound. The granary holds three fleshless human skeletons along with a giant insect swarm crawling everywhere. It immediately spills out to attack anything nearby.

Scarab Swarm:
« 1d20 = 4 »

Mistral:
« 1d20+2 = 10 + 2 = 12 »

Skeleton Servant 1:
« 1d20+6 = 6 + 6 = 12 »

Dharc:
"Awwwww! This is not the treasure I am looking for!" « 1d20+1 = 1 + 1 = 2 »

Dharc:
m

Skeleton Servant 3:
« 1d20+6 = 1 + 6 = 7 »

Guardian Baou:
[1d20+1

Guardian Baou:
« 1d20+1 = 13 + 1 = 14 »
Mistral has received initiative.
Guardian Baou has received initiative.

Guardian Baou:
"Leave this to a real monster." « 1d20+5 = 20 + 5 = 25 »

Guardian Baou:
« 1d20+5 = 17 + 5 = 22 »

Guardian Baou:
« 1d6+3+1d6+3 = 2 + 3 + 2 + 3 = 10 » Baou bites the fucking swarm

Scarab Swarm:
Scarab Swarm loses 5 hit points.
Mistral has received initiative.

Guardian Baou:
He gnashes the bugs between his teeth, "Ugh...is this what I'm reduced to? These taste disgusting..."

Mistral:
\We'll resume our discussion later - for now, I'll need your help with this new problem.\

Skeleton Servant 1:
« 1d20 = 8 » simitah

Skeleton Servant 3:
« 1d20 = 1 » simitah

Scarab Swarm:
swarms up all on baoh and skeleton there

Scarab Swarm:
« 1d6 = 5 »+disease for baoh

Skeleton Servant 3:
we good

Guardian Baou:
« 1d20+4 = 5 + 4 = 9 »

Guardian Baou:
m

Scarab Swarm:
« 1d3 = 1 » days

Guardian Baou:
Guardian Baou loses 5 hit points.
Dharc has received initiative.

Dharc:
"Oh, fine. I'll hand it, as usual..." Dharc smacks the shit out of the swarm!

Dharc:
« 1d20+5 = 8 + 5 = 13 »

Dharc:
he does not, carry on
Guardian Baou has received initiative.
Mistral has received initiative.
Guardian Baou has received initiative.

Guardian Baou:
Baou goes fucking ham on these niggas! « 1d20+5 = 20 + 5 = 25 » « 1d20+5 = 7 + 5 = 12 » « 1d20+5 = 1 + 5 = 6 » Claw, Claw, Bite

Guardian Baou:
well

Guardian Baou:
i hit once.

Guardian Baou:
« 1d20+5 = 4 + 5 = 9 »

Guardian Baou:
« 1d4+3 = 2 + 3 = 5 »

Scarab Swarm:
Scarab Swarm loses 2 hit points.
Mistral has received initiative.

Mistral:
« 1d8+1 = 4 + 1 = 5 » "Well, I certainly know to purchase another one of these."

Mistral:
heal ya bitch

Guardian Baou:
Guardian Baou is healed and gains 5 hit points.

Skeleton Servant 1:
« 1d20+2 = 19 + 2 = 21 »« 1d20+2 = 10 + 2 = 12 »« 1d20+2 = 8 + 2 = 10 »« 1d20+2 = 14 + 2 = 16 » 4 claw attacks total from the skrills

Guardian Baou:
"Why are you bothering?! Get the things off of me!"

Skeleton Servant 1:
« 1d4+2 = 4 + 2 = 6 »

Scarab Swarm:
Scarab Swarm loses 6 hit points.

Scarab Swarm:
Scarab Swarm is healed and gains 3 hit points.

Scarab Swarm:
« 1d6 = 5 » on both yall asses

Dharc:
« 1d20+5 = 8 + 5 = 13 »

Dharc:
m

Guardian Baou:
Guardian Baou loses 5 hit points.

Guardian Baou:
[1d20+4

Guardian Baou:
« 1d20+4 = 2 + 4 = 6 »

Dharc:
« 1d20+2 = 10 + 2 = 12 »

Scarab Swarm:
« 1d3 = 1 »
Dharc has received initiative.

Skeleton Servant 1:
"THIS IS...WHERE ALL THE LESS FORTUNATE BODIES ARE TOSSED..."

Skeleton Servant 3:
"BY....IT."

Dharc:
"You annoying pest! Imma slaughter ya! I'll do it!" He takes a step back and punches the shit out of the swarm

Dharc:
« 1d20+5 = 1 + 5 = 6 »

Dharc:
god damn
Guardian Baou has received initiative.

Guardian Baou:
"URYAAAAAH!" « 1d20+5 = 12 + 5 = 17 » « 1d20+5 = 12 + 5 = 17 » « 1d20+5 = 16 + 5 = 21 »

Guardian Baou:
« 1d6+3 = 3 + 3 = 6 »

Scarab Swarm:
Scarab Swarm loses 3 hit points.
Mistral has received initiative.

Mistral:
« 1d20+2 = 10 + 2 = 12 » Thrice told me to shoot it with a crossbow

Mistral:
Thrice was a moron

Skeleton Servant 1:
« 1d20+2 = 19 + 2 = 21 »« 1d20+2 = 5 + 2 = 7 »« 1d20+2 = 13 + 2 = 15 »« 1d20+2 = 3 + 2 = 5 » PLEASE HIT

Skeleton Servant 1:
« 1d4+2 = 1 + 2 = 3 »

Scarab Swarm:
Scarab Swarm loses 1 hit points.

Guardian Baou:
Eat all the AoOs

Guardian Baou:
« 1d20+5 = 15 + 5 = 20 »

Guardian Baou:
woo

Guardian Baou:
« 1d6+3 = 2 + 3 = 5 »

Scarab Swarm:
Scarab Swarm loses 2 hit points.

Dharc:
« 1d20+5 = 5 + 5 = 10 »

Scarab Swarm:
« 1d6 = 2 » die
Dharc has received initiative.

Mistral:
"If you wouldn't mind exiting the swarm, Dharc, I could dispatch of it with an acid bomb..."

Dharc:
"Argh...man, I need to practice my hand-to-hand..."

Dharc:
« 1d20+5 = 15 + 5 = 20 » before moving I suppose, punching

Dharc:
yaaaay

Dharc:
« 1d4+4+1 = 3 + 4 + 1 = 8 »

Scarab Swarm:
Scarab Swarm loses 8 hit points.

Scarab Swarm:
400 exp

Dharc:
"Hooyah! Maybe I don't need to brush up, after all!"

Mistral:
"Repeated bludgeonings seem to get the job done eventually."

Scarab Swarm:
Anyway inside of the granary is what seems to be a single adamantine heavy flail, the leftover weapon of some poor unfortunate adventurer

Mistral:
« 1d8+1 = 2 + 1 = 3 » take more heals

Mistral:
« 1d8+1 = 1 + 1 = 2 » take more heals : |

Mistral:
FUCK

Guardian Baou:
Guardian Baou is healed and gains 5 hit points.

Guardian Baou:
"...your effort would be appreciated, had it made a difference. He glances at the flail on the ground before turning out of the little den-thing, "I've no need for weapons. The strong do not require them."

Dharc:
"Whatever. I'll take it, cause I think I'm the only one who can carry it!"

Mistral:
"You are. There is no question of that."

Guardian Baou:
There anything else in heah nigga

Scarab Swarm:
This small room is empty save for dust, debris, and empty shevles built into the walls.

Skeleton Servant 1:
"THIS PANTRY ONCE STORED DRIED GOODS AND VEGETABLES FOR THE HOUSE..."

Skeleton Servant 3:
"WE WOULD BRING THEM IN TO THE KITCHEN THROUGH THE PANTRY...WITHOUT THE NEED TO BRING THEM THROUGH THE HOUSE...GOOD TIMES, BUT THERE'S NOTHING OF ANY VALUE ANYMORE..."

Skeleton Servant 3:
In the kitchen, two stone tables sit against the western wall of this room, while a third occupies the southeastern corner. A small, square wooden butcher's block stands in the northeast corner, now almost collapsing under its own weight. A stone oven sits in the middle of the north wall. A humanoid skeleton lies beneath the northwestern table, surrounded by smashed cookery. A door to the east and an open doorway to the south exit the room.

Skeleton Servant 1:
The skeleton beneath the table had a rusted dagger wedged in between its ribs. It appears to be lifeless and harmless.

Skeleton Servant 1:
Anyway from this close in you can hear some rather soothing singing along with the sounds of a harp-like string instrument.

Dharc:
"Huh. Wonder what gave him the ol' funny bone. Had to have been sometime after the house was abandoned...cause it's not like they'd just leave a corpse sitting around! Or maybe the house got stormed, and he was the owner."

Skeleton Servant 1:
%HE WAS ONE OF OUR FELLOW GUARDSMEN....NOT ONE OF OUR BROTHERS THOUGH...%

Mistral:
\we gun use dese\

Skeleton Servant 3:
\TWAS AN EXCELLENT COOK THOUGH, I'LL GIVE HIM THAT MUCH...OF COURSE, THE EXACT DETAILS HAVE LONG BEEN LOST TO TIME...\

Skeleton Servant 1:
\WE CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER OUR OWN NAMES....\

Guardian Baou:
Imma search this damn room

Guardian Baou:
Fuck it I'll just take 20, if you losers wanna go on without me feel free

Guardian Baou:
I ain't sayin SHIT to keep yuo in here

Guardian Baou:
« 20+13 = 20 + 13 = 33 »

Skeleton Servant 1:
Uh, there's a bunch of smashed crockery around

Mistral:
\Understandable... would you mind continuing the tour?\

Skeleton Servant 1:
not much of use here

Mistral:
\Where was the 'thing' which put you at such unrest?\

Skeleton Servant 1:
B18 is a dining room, where the guard seemed to have once took their meals. From here, the soothing singing can be heard clearer, which makes the skeletons cover their ears in pain.

Skeleton Servant 1:
In b15, where the wretched singing is coming from, a square patch of earth and sand in this high atrium. A balcony on the second floor overlooks the courtyard it seems, with a square hole in the ceiling opening up to the sky. Four columns in the corners of the atrium support the roof above, and the alls are decorated with symbols and hieroglyphs depicting animals, celestial creatures, and the sun and moon.

Skeleton Servant 1:
B16 is a chapel, where hieroglphs and images of fantastic beings cover the walls of this small room. A small stone shrine, dusty and thoroughly defaced, stands against the eastern wall.

Mistral:
\...fall back, if the singing discomforts you. I'll see what can be done to dispatch it.\

Heshsharu:
In the center of the room lies a young woman, sitting gracefully and strumming on a harp-like instrument.

Dharc:
"You hear that, Mistral? Sounds like someone's singing." Dharco pauses for a second, then checks behind him, "...Mistral? Hey, where'd she go?!"

Skeleton Servant 3:
\Gaaahck/ the skeletons are rendered silent once they have the girl in their sights, preventing them from saying anything further.

Guardian Baou:
"We left them behind. For a moment, I had hopes for you...I thought you did it on purpose."

Mistral:
"Hold. Are you alive, or another illusion created by this house?"

Mistral:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/16202_10206601372613877_7406904939589493863_n.jpg?oh=7f77e28ca9245af0a38492944c29bf32&oe=559F7512&__gda__=1436164489_89fc954920a0ce4619f2ee5ab3856638

Heshsharu:
"Haaah~...." The singing siren immediately breaks from her dreamlike trance and cracks a warm smile towards you. "Oh! Welcome! I didn't hear you come in..."

Heshsharu:
"I am Heshsharu, the spirit of this house. I've been so lonely over the years..."

Dharc:
"Oh, huh! Ah well, her fault."

Heshsharu:
"I sit here in eternal loneliness, wondering about what mortal existence is like..."

Guardian Baou:
Fuck you mate I wanna get something besides level 3 outta this place you can handle yourself

Mistral:
"Locked to this house, are you? I could see it getting rather tiresome..."
Tokens dropped onto map 'House of Pentheru' by player Agi (Player)

Heshsharu:
"Oh, it's very tiresome. Like you wouldn't believe. I've had no choice but to humor any adventuring individuals who travel into this house...often not by their own will, but hum...."

Guardian Baou:
Baou searches through the goddamned shrine, not giving a damn if he defaces it

Guardian Baou:
Cause like, why the fuck would he care

Heshsharu:
"Are you the only one here? It's not often that only a single individual roams in here, unless they are exceptionally brave."

Guardian Baou:
or stupid!

Heshsharu:
The small altar serves three deities, which you can probably tell with a knowledge religion check, but there's nothing else of note in this room otherwise.

Mistral:
"Ah, no. My party came prepared. We're currently five strong, though that may change in the near future..."

Heshsharu:
"Oh, well you may as well bring them all here. It's not like you're going to escape anytime the next millenia. Not with your head still on at least. Haaahaah...immortal humor, pay it no mind."

Guardian Baou:
Yeah it might cause imma kill ya

Mistral:
"Ahh, fancy yourself some sort of siren, do you? Luring in victims with your song?"

Dharc:
"So, Mistral's all alone... She's gonna die, isn't she?"

Heshsharu:
"What? Well, I suppose you can say that...I don't really need to sing to catch you though! That's just a bonus." will save

Dharc:
"You know, I kind of liked that Khelru guy. I feel like he could use a better partner..."

Mistral:
« 1d20+7 = 2 + 7 = 9 » Will save here we go

Mistral:
aw man

Heshsharu:
It seems that's the last thing you get to hear before going to sleep....

Heshsharu:
"They all do that...why do they all do that?"

Mistral:
ResidentSleeper

Guardian Baou:
"Khelru...the one you talked about on the way here.. Fine. She's right there, you know. She should consider herself lucky I find her less appalling."

Guardian Baou:
« 1d20+13 = 6 + 13 = 19 » I'd fuckin hope so

Guardian Baou:
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/rules-for-monsters/creature-types#subtype-elemental

Dharc:
"Wow, really? If she wanted to get away from me you'd think she'd hustle a little more. She must really be outta shape."

Heshsharu:
"Ah well...may as well use your head to make a mighty fine Vargouille..."

Heshsharu:
« 1d20+5 = 17 + 5 = 22 » "Oooh! I was waiting for you!"

Dharc:
« 1d20+1 = 3 + 1 = 4 »

Guardian Baou:
« 1d20+1 = 20 + 1 = 21 »

Dharc:
Come on sesshomaru

Dharc:
i;'ll sesshow you what for

Heshsharu:
The strange spirit simply holds initiative, startled a little. "Oh, so who do you think you are? Me, I'm the spirit of this house..."
Guardian Baou has received initiative.

Mistral:
Not the worst fate http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/pathfinder/images/2/2e/Vargouille.jpeg/revision/latest?cb=20081120143049

Guardian Baou:
"I am about to find out if I can rip a spirit asunder." Baou rushes toward the spirit,

Guardian Baou:
right through teh chalk line thing

Guardian Baou:
probably dying

Heshsharu:
will save

Guardian Baou:
« 1d20+3 = 18 + 3 = 21 »

Guardian Baou:
Eat my shorts

Guardian Baou:
« 1d20+5 = 20 + 5 = 25 » this is all i got nigga

Guardian Baou:
okay

Guardian Baou:
that is a lot

Guardian Baou:
i have a lot

Guardian Baou:
« 1d20+5 = 18 + 5 = 23 »

Guardian Baou:
god damn

Guardian Baou:
« 1d6+3+1d6+3 = 4 + 3 + 3 + 3 = 13 » eat my ass

Heshsharu:
Heshsharu loses 3 hit points.

Heshsharu:
"Owowowow....."

Heshsharu:
"See, why can't I have any good visitors for once?" « 1d20+6 = 16 + 6 = 22 »

Guardian Baou:
Baou just kind of stares in disbelief, "...you are much more durable than other women I have met. Years of abuse tempered your soul, perhaps? I'm about to force you to re-experience that pain in the blink of an eye!" and then baou died to one hit

Heshsharu:
« 1d6+3 = 1 + 3 = 4 » +will save

Guardian Baou:
Guardian Baou loses 4 hit points.

Guardian Baou:
« 1d20+3 = 12 + 3 = 15 »
Dharc has received initiative.

Dharc:
"Oooh... Wait, why are we fighting this thing, again? Does it have treasure?" Dharc steps out into the room, then notices Mistral sleeping like a horse, "...aw, come on! Falling asleep on the job? You don't pay me enough for this!" He rushes over to wake her lazy ass up

Heshsharu:
will saaave

Dharc:
« 1d20+10 = 15 + 10 = 25 »

Dharc:
Eat my ass

Dharc:
Now how am I gonna do this

Dharc:
Should I just slap the everloving shit out of you

Mistral:
Create Water

Dharc:
Dharc smacks the shit out of his employer. "Damn, that feels good."

Dharc:
I'm talkin just a full-on smack to the face, probably knock her on her ass if she weren't buckled at the knees

Mistral:
"Uwaa!" the FUCK

Heshsharu:
"Eww...get away from me..." « 1d20+6 = 18 + 6 = 24 »

Heshsharu:
« 1d6+3 = 4 + 3 = 7 » +will save

Guardian Baou:
Guardian Baou loses 7 hit points.

Guardian Baou:
« 1d20+3 = 11 + 3 = 14 »

Guardian Baou:
shitr
Guardian Baou has received initiative.
Dharc has received initiative.

Dharc:
"Whoa, that actually worked! I count that as a bonus."

Mistral:
« 1d20+2 = 14 + 2 = 16 »
Mistral has received initiative.

Dharc:
"Aw come on, why does everyone keep fallnig asleep?!"

Dharc:
"Am I the only one with a respectable work ethic, here?"

Heshsharu:
"It's just the way things work around here..."

Mistral:
"It's her magic, whatever it may be... there's no reasoning with this one, is there?"

Mistral:
"Nothing to it - \brothers, we need your help!\ Flee, spirit!" Commanding her ass, Will save

Heshsharu:
« 1d20+3 = 11 + 3 = 14 » Eh?

Skeleton Servant 3:
« 1d20 = 13 »« 1d20 = 19 » SPOOP PATROL

Skeleton Servant 3:
« 1d6 = 6 » lel.
Dharc has received initiative.
* Thrice rolls secretly to you: « 1d20+7 = 19 + 7 = 26 » => Invalid expression: « 1d20+7 = 19 + 7 = 26 ».
You whisper to Thrice: Heshsharu is what's commonly known as a "Sandman." Sandmen are silicate creatures from the Elemental Planes of Earth. Their purpose on the Material Plane is unknown, but spellcasters often summon them when they want to protect someone or something. Though sandmen have evil tendencies many willingly serve summoners of other alignments. Sandmen have an immense dislike for humans (reasons unknown) and attack them on sight - human spellcasters take heed when employing their services! Given the chance, a sandman attempts to put an opponent to sleep rather than kill it. Sleeping creatures are often carried to the sandman's master where they are enslaved or worse.

Dharc:
"Egh...It's a sand..woman. Guess that'd explain why it attacked. You are human, right? In any case...whatever summoned it, its master, proooobably isn't. Which is fine by me! Hey, little lady spirit! I'm not human, isn't that great? We have no reason to fight, right?"

Heshsharu:
"Oh wow! Figured out so soon! I can hardly believe it! Sadly, it's not like I can let you off the hook like this either..."

Mistral:
"Mostly human, yes... is race that much of a factor here?"

Heshsharu:
"Sorry! It's just business, you see!"

Dharc:
"Oh, these guys kinda hate humans. Makes sense to me! You guys are awful, for the most part."

Dharc:
"Ah, no offense."

Dharc:
"Well, none meant, who knows if I offended you? I don't really care either way!" Dharc taps his foot, "No easy way out, huh? Well, I always did prefer the hard way!" He draws his fauchard...a nd activates his scabbard! Then, he steps forward, and SULASHES at the little spirit thing

Dharc:
but not before he nat 1s the will save

Dharc:
« 1d20+5+4 = 17 + 5 + 4 = 26 » Here's hoping I either hit or nat 1

Dharc:
aight that'll do

Dharc:
« 1d10+6+1+4 = 8 + 6 + 1 + 4 = 19 »

Heshsharu:
Heshsharu loses 9 hit points.

Dharc:
DR10/Slashing

Dharc:
DR10/Bludgeoning

Heshsharu:
"Now, if you're willing to join me, then I'll consider sparing you..."

Heshsharu:
"You just have to help me put that girl there to sleep. What do you say?"

Mistral:
"Ah. I'm doomed then, aren't I?"

Dharc:
"You suuuure are! We gotta deal! Heck, I'll even help you carry her back to your master. Cause you don't look that strong..."

Heshsharu:
"Alrighty then. You just gotta help me knock her out, all right?"

Dharc:
"Oh, that's super easy. I'm a magician, you see? I only really dabble in the whole 'martial arts' thing."

Heshsharu:
Heshsharu slips into sand mode and appears in front of Mistral. This provokes an AoO from the skeletons.

Dharc:
"I'll just put her to sleep myself!"

Dharc:
"Oh, or that works."

Skeleton Servant 1:
« 1d20+2 = 17 + 2 = 19 »« 1d20+2 = 18 + 2 = 20 »

Skeleton Servant 1:
« 1d4+2 = 2 + 2 = 4 »« 1d4+2 = 2 + 2 = 4 »

Heshsharu:
« 1d20+6 = 6 + 6 = 12 » Now go to sleeeep

Heshsharu:
"Help me out here...."
Guardian Baou has received initiative.
Mistral has received initiative.

Dharc:
guess I should roll bluff

Dharc:
« 1d20+11 = 18 + 11 = 29 » just in case

Dharc:
okay yeah

Dharc:
I am best bluff

Heshsharu:
"Ooooh...what is this...I feel compulsed to...help me out here...."

Mistral:
yeah don'tchu forget

Mistral:
I command you

Mistral:
« 1d20+1+3+4 = 6 + 1 + 3 + 4 = 14 » Sensin motive then

Mistral:
@ Dharc

Dharc:
"Ey wait a second, where are you going?!

Dharc:
"

Dharc:
@Heshy

Mistral:
Welp. Seemingly did not get that message.

Mistral:
Unclasping the coat and booking it.

Dharc:
"Wow, stripping at every occasion she gets. That reminds me of a certain dollar store tale.."

Dharc:
"Now where are YOU going?! Come oooon, am I really that bad a guy?"

Heshsharu:
"Typical human indecency it seems...no matter, I'm sure Imanish was looking for someone like that anyway."

Dharc:
"You can't leave this room, right? I should prooobably go and head her off..."{

Skeleton Servant 1:
oh yeah and fuck you

Skeleton Servant 1:
« 1d20+2 = 1 + 2 = 3 »« 1d20+2 = 14 + 2 = 16 »« 1d20+2 = 6 + 2 = 8 »« 1d20+2 = 6 + 2 = 8 » Skrilletons

Dharc:
None of them hit

Dharc:
Eat my ass

Dharc:
dharc parries all the Skelly's attacks without even looking at them, "I'll see ya in a bit, little miss!"

Heshsharu:
"Can you try destroying these things first? They're so unsightly..."

Heshsharu:
"Sure thing! You really aren't that bad, perhaps Imanish will take a liking to you..."

Dharc:
"Well, she'd probably get away before I could...uh, wake up Baou, he might be able to do it! He's real hurt, though."

Dharc:
"Can you patch others up? I'm sure he'd appreciate it."

Mistral:
"It is *huf* exceedingly difficult *huf* to find good help these days..."

Heshsharu:
"Nope, but I can undo his sleep. Wakey wakey!"

Guardian Baou:
and thus Baou was punched in the dick

Heshsharu:
"There, you should have no problem...now, I'm off to go hunt..."

Heshsharu:
Heshsharu dissolves into sand.

Guardian Baou:
Well I get to act this round now
Dharc has received initiative.
Guardian Baou has received initiative.

Guardian Baou:
"Where the annoying ones go?"

Guardian Baou:
did*

Skeleton Servant 1:
\BLASTED...I KNEW YOU COULDN'T BE TRUSTED...TRAITOR....\

Dharc:
"Hey, don't worry about that! Lemme just go and fetch Mistral real quick! You uh...heck, just come with me! The guys are no threat."

Guardian Baou:
Guess Imma run then

Guardian Baou:
take your AoO, skelly

Skeleton Servant 3:
\WE CAN'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS...\

Guardian Baou:
"Hahha...she ran away, and now we have to reel her back in? The coward."

Skeleton Servant 1:
« 1d20+2 = 14 + 2 = 16 »

Guardian Baou:
Eat my a--okay that hits

Skeleton Servant 1:
« 1d4+2 = 1 + 2 = 3 »

Guardian Baou:
Guardian Baou loses 3 hit points.
Mistral has received initiative.

Dharc:
"You useless little...Now my plan's all ruined!"

Mistral:
"I planned ahead this far at least, didn't count on a betrayal happening this SOON..."

Mistral:
*wand o' jump*

Skeleton Servant 1:
\AS IT SHOULD HAVE...FIEND...\

Skeleton Servant 3:
\I AWAIT OUR INEVITABLE PUNISHMENT....\

Mistral:
« 1d20+10+2-2 = 15 + 10 + 2 - 2 = 25 » STILL GOTTA ROLL WELL.

Dharc:
"Hey, hey! I'm a FEY! Not a fiend! I take offense to that!"

Dharc:
"Like, a really, really big fairy! Wow, I gotta work on my phrasing."

Mistral:
Mistral stumbles a bit, bumping her legs against the rooftop and faceplanting.
Dharc has received initiative.

Dharc:
DHARC FUCKIN JETS IT

Dharc:
provoking two AoOs (D)

Skeleton Servant 1:
eyooo

Skeleton Servant 1:
« 1d20+2 = 17 + 2 = 19 »« 1d20+2 = 13 + 2 = 15 »

Skeleton Servant 1:
« 1d4+2 = 1 + 2 = 3 »

Dharc:
ah shit the first hits

Guardian Baou:
I hate you with all my heart and soul

Dharc:
"Oiiiii! Miiiistral! Where aaaare you?! I just wanna talk!"

Mistral:
yeah fuck that noise

Dharc:
« 1d20+2 = 12 + 2 = 14 »

Mistral:
« 1d20+2-2 = 6 + 2 - 2 = 6 »

Mistral:
(A bit past that point, aren't we...?) just gonna ignore the sumbitch and keep truckin

Dharc:
"Ahahaha..AHAHAHAHA! I foouuund you!"

Dharc:
"Now you shall hear my wrath! Just...just gimme a minute to catch my breath..."

Beheaded:
At this point, a few beheaded servants wander out of the house, being called out to look for the pesky human who thinks they can casually escape this place.

Dharc:
Dharc points his finger at Mistral menacingly..."Bear witness to my tone, knavish wench!"

Heshsharu:
Heshsh materializes as a spiral, sandy abomination, before reforming her humanoid form yet again. "I found you~!"

Dharc:
"Oh...uh...

Heshsharu:
Heshsh turns into sand and climbs up the already sandy outhouse...thing and blocks your path. "And where do you think you're going, huh?"
Guardian Baou has received initiative.
Mistral has received initiative.

Guardian Baou:
fug u too m8

Mistral:
"Nngh... fast..." Mistral shifts tacts and rolls off the building! « 1d20+2-2 = 7 + 2 - 2 = 7 » Acro to not land on face again.

Dharc:
"...wow, she's dumb."

Dharc:
"Or just very clumsy!"

Mistral:
miss

Heshsharu:
« 1d20+6 = 1 + 6 = 7 » "You're just making this harder on yourself yknow..."

Heshsharu:
oh i missed
Dharc has received initiative.
Mistral has received initiative.

Mistral:
"Flee!" DC 15 again, get dafuq out

Heshsharu:
« 1d20+3 = 12 + 3 = 15 » nergh
Dharc has received initiative.

Dharc:
"Okay! Here we go! Sleep tight, little missy...Forever!" Dharc sticks his hands together, then spreads them out, making a sort of 'net' of magical power, which he then throws at Mistral! This does absolutely nothing because it's just a Silent Image. "Hahaha...Sleep for all eternity, with my most powerful spell!" pls get the goddamned message kid

Dharc:
Now I can actually roll to try and pass you the message

Dharc:
« 1d20+11 = 15 + 11 = 26 » It is DC15.

Mistral:
Mistral gives Dharc the evil eye at first... then phases to confusion, then understanding. "Oh nooo... curse you, Dhaaarc..." she passes the fuck out and is hopefully not promptly beheaded.

Heshsharu:
Hmm...

Dharc:
DC25 Perception check to notice it actually

Heshsharu:
« 1d20+7 = 11 + 7 = 18 » Sense motive...

Mistral:
fuck

Heshsharu:
"Not sure if asleep...." « 1d20+7 = 13 + 7 = 20 »

Mistral:
« 1d20+1+3+3 = 11 + 1 + 3 + 3 = 18 » 14+ pls

Mistral:
n

Heshsharu:
"Hahahah! Do you really think I'm supposed to fall for THAT, dumb human?"

Mistral:
yes

Heshsharu:
« 1d20+6 = 18 + 6 = 24 » "C'mon, she's still awake!"

Dharc:
"Hey, what?! I'm no hum--ohhhh....you mean her!"

Heshsharu:
« 1d6+3 = 4 + 3 = 7 » Heshsh just punches her asleep

Dharc:
"I suppose that should have been obvious, in context."

Mistral:
Mistral loses 7 hit points.

Mistral:
« 1d20+7 = 2 + 7 = 9 » Will : |

Mistral:
...: |

Heshsharu:
"Shh....go to sleep..."

Mistral:
last time I fuckin trust Dharc

Dharc:
"Ahahaha! Good going, girl! Wow, you're a much better party member than she ever was." Dharc walks over and hoists Mistral up, "All right, come on. We gotta ferry her to the big guy, right? And just in case she manages to escape somehow...I'm gonna throw a bit of my soul in there! I'll always know where she is, like this." Dharc casts Infernal Healing on Mistral, causing her to gain a sinister red-black aura.

Heshsharu:
"Okay! She's properly fast alseep now. Should I take you two to Imanish now?"

Mistral:
so nothing changes then

Dharc:
"Sure thing! I'm interested to meet this guy."

Mistral:
Mistral is healed and gains 7 hit points.

Heshsharu:
"I'll take that as a yes. Now, you say she's a stripper by occupation, right? Kind of a niche role, I think she'd look a lot better as a beheaded or a Vargouille..."

Mistral:
oh FUCK you guys

Dharc:
"Honestly, I don't know. She just kinda throws that coat off whenever things get serious. Always wondered about that!"

Mistral:
IT IS HEAVY AND I AM WEAK.

Dharc:
"Hey, can we stop by that room again? My partner's in there still! I think he kinda passed out..."

Heshsharu:
"That's the one who tried to attack me, no? We'll have to find a good use for him too..."

Dharc:
"Well, if you don't like this one.."

Skeleton Servant 3:
There are no strings to hold me down.

Skeleton Servant 1:
The Skeletons have returned to being mindless zombies, now unable to attack anyone associated with the master of the house.

Dharc:
Dharc coats his Eidy in that same red-black aura, "This will mark him as well...and I'll heal him, too. I've got a lotta spells under my belt!"

Heshsharu:
"Alright then. Let's go!"

Dharc:
"Oh, hold on, it's time to change it up! This guy might be a liiiittle...angry at you." Dharc drags a card from his deck, "Heart of the cards!"

Heshsharu:
The sandman/woman doesnt matter they dont really have genders takes you upstairs, and into the lair of her master...

Dharc:
I SUMMON THEE MY IMMORTAL SERVANT OF SHADOW; EXPONENT OF HARMONIOUS PEACE AND THE ANGELIC PARAGON OF RECTITUDE: TETHYS; GODDESS OF LIGHT!

Dharc:
well

Dharc:
FUCK

Heshsharu:
"....who's this bitch?"

Tethys:
Tethys is healed and gains 1 hit points.

Dharc:
"My, uh...problem child!"

Heshsharu:
"Ach! Take her away! She's a total eyesore to look at!"

Dharc:
"Uhh...well, I can try... DRAW!" This one I'm actually gonna count against me, but I still have 6 uses of that ability

Tethys:
"Why are we here? What is this woman? She seems..ev---" SEEYA BITCH

Dharc:
I SUMMON THEE MY IMMORTAL SERVANT OF SHADOW; THE ARACHNOID MARIONETTE PUPPETEER; NOISELESS MACHINIST OF FORTUNE'S STRING: EL SHADDOLL SHEKHINAGA!

Shekhinaga:
shekels doesn't say shit

Heshsharu:
"Eh...a little better. Presentable at least."

Dharc:
"Ha, here we go. The mindless puppet."

Mistral:
*WIPES OUT ALL 1.2 BILLION OF THE RED COMMUNISTS*

Shekhinaga:
Shekhinaga is healed and gains 9 hit points.

Dharc:
"Hahaha! I forgot she had this. How useful!"

Dharc:
« 1d8+1 = 4 + 1 = 5 »

Imanish:
This spacious room has entrances in the southern and eastern walls. The aged remains of dressers, a large bed, and a divan lie in ruins. The husk of large hornet's nest, gray, papery, and devoid of life, occupies one corner of the ceiling. The spaces in the northeast and northwest corners appear to be closets. Their wooden doors have all but fallen off their hinges, and heaps of disintegrated fabric mingle on the floor. Between the closets stands a single lacquered dresser covered in dust.

Shekhinaga:
Shekhinaga is healed and gains 5 hit points.

Shekhinaga:
« 1d8+1 = 5 + 1 = 6 »

Shekhinaga:
Shekhinaga is healed and gains 6 hit points.

Dharc:
« 1d8+1 = 4 + 1 = 5 »

Imanish:
"Ah! Heshsharu! I see you've arrived with new experimental material! Or so I presume. Who ARE these strangers anyway? You best have a good tongue for this explanation!"

Dharc:
"Oh, wooow! Your master's an eye? Boy, is that symbolic, or WHAT?"

Heshsharu:
"Don't worry. I've managed to capture another human who was foolish enough to wander in our peaceful abode. Along with someone else who wishes to serve you, it seems..."

Mistral:
I'm a changeliiiing

Imanish:
"Bah! I've had servants before! And they all end up the same! What makes this any different!"

Dharc:
"I'm an eeevviill overlord! Really scary one, at that."

Dharc:
"Oh, and I beat the heck out of my companion for you!"

Heshsharu:
"Uh...I think the pale one is supposed to be some kind of concubine...you said you were getting lonely in here, right?"

Mistral:
yknow what maybe I shoulda just been a dude

Mistral:
wait no all changelings are female nvm

Shekhinaga:
Shekels just sort of looks back and forth confusedly with her eyes closed

Imanish:
"Yes, yes, I am sure to be one to enjoy the spoils of sexual pleasures, what with being a floating disembodied eye and all, what do you -take me for-, this is why it's dangerous to hang around humanoids! You've grown too accustomed to your current form, Heshsharu! I let you stay here at your leisure, and this is what I get!?"

Heshsharu:
"Just calm down, you might pop a blood vessel again..."

Dharc:
"Aw, come on! Humanoid, humanoid...I'm a fairy, you know! Wow, why is there no manlier term?"

Imanish:
"You're right...you're right...anyway, who is this other servant, and what does he want with me."

Dharc:
"Who am I?!

Dharc:
well this is gonna take a while

Dharc:
I jsut deleted that

Imanish:
"Who are you."

Mistral:
lel

Mistral:
but ye I'll be checking my phone between matches

Dharc:
"AAAAHAHAHAHA! I am the strongest, darkest warlock of the ages! Why, even my name is Dharc! Isn't that totally metal?!" His cloak begins to flap, and a dark wind blows...Which signifies the start of his Bardic Performance tho they don't know that, "You should be honored by the simple fact that I've graced you with my presence! Now, what do I do here? You anoint me or something? Knight me into service?" He walks slowly toward Imaniche

Imanish:
"..." Imanish the eye blinks for a moment, before doing the closest thing to a clap his tentacles can muster. "Oh, yes! I suppose you are quite adamant on becoming my servant, aren't you? Well, my good friend, I'll appoint you two choices..."

Imanish:
"One: You can turn yourself into a form much more pleasing to me, that is, a good old fashioned, non-hideously humanoid Vargouille..."

Imanish:
"Or you can keep your current form, so long as you pass my simple test: Defeat an Adherer. You don't even need to go into the tomb to do it!"

Imanish:
"Surely, if you were all you were cracked up to be, this should be no problem, right?"
* Thrice rolls secretly to you: « 1d20+7 = 3 + 7 = 10 » Knowledge: Planes or Arcana, the fuck's an Adherer => Invalid expression: « 1d20+7 = 3 + 7 = 10 » Knowledge: Planes or Arcana, the fuck's an Adherer.
You whisper to Thrice: Adherers are basically otherworldly beings that look like mummified corpses. Though once human, adherers have forgotten all traces of humanity, and now hunt their former kindred with gleeful abandon.

Dharc:
"Hmmm...Hey, you, did you have to beat onna these guys?"

Heshsharu:
"Ooh...even I don't like messing with our Adherer...but it shouldn't be a problem for you I suppose..."

Heshsharu:
"Me? No, not really. I've been here long before ol one-eye made this his home. He wouldn't dare."

Dharc:
"Well that answers that! Huh. So this guy just sorta swooced on in here and stole your home? Wow!"

Imanish:
"*Yawn* So, what's it gonna be? Challenge the Adherer, or become a beheaded servant? Hurry it up, I haven't checked up on my Death Dog in the longest time..."

Heshsharu:
"Not really stole. You could say it's something of a truce of nonagression."

Dharc:
"Oh, you mean that puny thing? Hah! It attacked, so I did away with it in a coupla seconds."

Dharc:
"Really, you oughta get stronger pets! I mean, take mine for example."

Imanish:
"So anyway I- you WHAT?"

Heshsharu:
"Oh, you mean that pile of vaguely dog-shaped mush out there was Mr. Truffles? Huh..."

Imanish:
"GGGRRRRRR......"

Dharc:
"Hey now, don't blow a gasket! It's your fault, for letting it be so shamefully weak."

Imanish:
"THAT'S -IT-! IT'S OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!"

Dharc:
"Woow! How violent! And here I was, willing to lend my services and help little ol' you out."

Heshsharu:
"He's right. You are being a little...reactionary today."

Shekhinaga:
Sheki continues to look back and forth, then stares at Dark confusedly like 'boss now is not the time pls stop dicking around just kill him'

Shekhinaga:
or maybe it was 'spiiiiiders' who knows i might be paraphrasing

Dharc:
"But, now, if ya really wanna go...I'm pretty good at eye surgery!"

Imanish:
"I don't think you're one to talk right now Heshsharu. This man would be much more suited to join my beheaded army than to keep himself in his current condition..."

Imanish:
"But sure! Bring the Adherer here!"

Dharc:
"Ever seen a giant backwards scapel? Cause that's what I use!"

Heshsharu:
"Hrph. That's a little harder than you'd might figure..."

Imanish:
"Silence, you!" Do a will saaaave Dharc

Dharc:
"Heeyy...how do you live with working for this guy, anyway? I've known him about ten seconds and he's beginning to tick me off something fierce! Me, personally, I think I'd make a much better proprietor!"

Dharc:
« 1d20+10 = 14 + 10 = 24 »

Dharc:
Dharc stares down the little eyeguy, "Silence? Me? Ahahaha! Please! Who do you think you are, commanding me? I could dry up all the liquid in your socket in a second...but, well, that'd be boring, right?"

Imanish:
"What's this? You don't seem to be succumbing to my mind control..."

Imanish:
"But fine. I'll be nice today..."

Imanish:
"I'll allow you to go down to the Crypt to fight the Adherer yourself. Now, this girl here...."

Imanish:
"I suppose I'll have to do something with her. Perhaps she'll make a decent beheaded. Yeah, that sounds good."

Imanish:
"What say you? Go down to the crypt, and I'll even let you keep whatever you find there! Y'know, so long as you only use it to serve me, of course..."

Dharc:
"Really? Well, she is MY servant, first and foremost. You'd be surprised how hard it is, finding a magic slave! I brought her here to show my loyalty, not to off her. I can control her easy peasy. I say I take her down there with me. Oh, and if you're suspicious still, well, I guess I can accomodate your little friend here to watch over us. Not that it would do much good, if I really wanted to strike."

Mistral:
yo

Imanish:
"Hmm, I see, I see..."

Mistral:
oh god dammit

Heshsharu:
"Magic slave, huh? Interesting turn of morality there..."

Imanish:
"Yep, now I think I truly understand their relationship now. Utterly depraved and disgusting, but I suppose that's a given. So long as you don't showcase it while my watchful eye is looming..."

Mistral:
oh god DAMMIT

Imanish:
"Then I suppose I'll save your butts...so long as you serve me."

Heshsharu:
"Alright then, wakey wakey there you disgusting abomination..."

Dharc:
"What the hell are you talking about?! As in, she's a slave, with magic. Those are rare."

Heshsharu:
"Sort of an unfaithful slave then, wouldn't you say?"

Mistral:
"Again with the sleep... is this going to be a common occurrence, I wonder...?"

Dharc:
"Hahaha! Aren't most?"

Heshsharu:
"Or perhaps you're an unfaithful master...either way, you may feel free to head down to the crypt. I'll keep a watchful eye on you..."

Dharc:
"Hey there, pearly white. Wake up? We're gonna go clear out a dungeon."

Heshsharu:
Heshsh dissolves into sand, but you're sure you feel her presence somewhere...

Mistral:
"..." MIstral scans the room. "Business keeps carrying on without my consciousness, I see. What have we gotten ourselves into this time?"

Imanish:
"Well? Waddya waiting for? Go! Before I subject you to one of my famous tortures!"

Dharc:
"Aw, you don't need to worry about that." Dharc pauses, then looks back at Imafish with his best evil glare, "If you value your life, then shut it, before I'm tempted to do the same." Gonna roll Intimidate and fail horrendously « 1d20+11 = 2 + 11 = 13 »

Dharc:
mippo

Dharc:
"Hahaha! I'm just messing with you. Come on, Missy, let's get outta here."

Dharc:
"Hey wait a sec, where's the crypt again?"

Imanish:
".....it's to the west of this place, over in (Area B3). I think there might be a few obstacles along the way there, however, but it shouldn't be anything too much for you."

Dharc:
"Oh, trust me, nothing you could throw at me will pose a problem."

Mistral:
(Unless it's a Sandling.)

Imanish:
"Ohohoho...sure thing."

Mistral:
"Fill me in, if you would? You may be satisfied with me being in the dark, but I am anything but. Was that floating eyeball the current 'lord' of the house?"

Mistral:
while we're walking obv

Dharc:
"Yep! From what I can tell, anyway. How that guy managed to take control, I dunno! He kinda seems weaker than the spirit here, if you ask me."

Mistral:
"Again, I do not trust your judgement in regards to strength... though there was very little it seemed we could do against that spirit."

Imanish:
This outdoor space is an L shaped yard mostly given to sand, sun-dried earth, and the ancient husks of dead trees. Stone benches line the walls of the yard, and a large tiled pool sits in the southwest corner, dried and partially filled with sand.

Imanish:
Well, sand and this giant thing idk

Dharc:
"He wanted to turn you into a floating head, isn't that a hilarious image?! I was half-tempted to let him, but that's just a waste of money." « 1d20+11 = 16 + 11 = 27 » Bluff to see if she gets the damn message

Dharc:
probably yeh

Giant Whiptail Centipede:
KSSSS

Dharc:
huh

Dharc:
mistral's already got the black clothes and the white facepaint

Dharc:
yeh she's pretty much a member of KISS already

Dharc:
good call, centipede

Mistral:
no

Mistral:
"..." I'll let the floating head comment pass "I suppose the skeleton brothers have wandered off by now? It's a shame, I couldn't find them."

Heshsharu:
"Ah yes! This little guy usually forages on corpses throughout this place, and returns here to coil up. It hasn't fed in some days though, so I'm sure it's more than eager to see you around. Good luck!"

Giant Whiptail Centipede:
« 1d20 = 8 » KSSS

Dharc:
"Hah? Oh, please! Didn't you learn anything from fighting that sandling guy? All I hadda do was smack her with that flail, and we'd've been fine. But that isn't interesting...No, I wanted to see just what was so special about this place!"

Dharc:
« 1d20+1 = 16 + 1 = 17 »

Mistral:
« 1d20+2 = 18 + 2 = 20 »

Shekhinaga:
« 1d20+1 = 12 + 1 = 13 »

Shekhinaga:
bite my dull metal ass
Mistral has received initiative.

Dharc:
"So we get to slice another of this guy's pets to ribbons? Man, he must really not care for these guys."

Mistral:
"We'll need to live to see it." Mistral touches the khopesh (???) with her palm, imbuing it with divine energy. "Enjoy the power boost."
Dharc has received initiative.

Dharc:
Dharc just sorta moves on forward and holds the line

Dharc:
Actually he casts Mage Armor on Shekels, THEN runs forward

Shekhinaga:
Shek's surrounded by a blue veil of energy, mimicking her own sort of 'armor'. But blue. And energy. Anyway that's all for Dharc's turn
Shekhinaga has received initiative.

Shekhinaga:
that is all for my turn.

Giant Whiptail Centipede:
« 1d2 = 2 » who do I kill this time, 1= dharc

Shekhinaga:
Total Defense

Giant Whiptail Centipede:
you are lucky

Shekhinaga:
23 AC

Shekhinaga:
Come at me bro

Giant Whiptail Centipede:
« 1d20+8 = 11 + 8 = 19 »

Shekhinaga:
Eat my ass
Mistral has received initiative.

Dharc:
In any case

Dharc:
I get an AoO

Dharc:
« 1d20+5 = 4 + 5 = 9 » I will miss

Dharc:
carry on

Mistral:
"Cower." Will Save heyoo

Giant Whiptail Centipede:
« 1d20+1 = 8 + 1 = 9 »

Dharc:
"Oh, SWEET! Prime brain-impaling position!"
Dharc has received initiative.

Dharc:
« 1d20+5+1 = 6 + 5 + 1 = 12 »

Dharc:
« 1d10+6+1+1 = 1 + 6 + 1 + 1 = 9 » Dharc slams his fauchard down on the guy's head, impaling it!

Dharc:
and doing nothing.

Giant Whiptail Centipede:
Giant Whiptail Centipede loses 9 hit points.
Shekhinaga has received initiative.

Shekhinaga:
I am going to wreck you

Shekhinaga:
i hope

Shekhinaga:
« 1d20+5 = 16 + 5 = 21 » « 1d20+5 = 2 + 5 = 7 » « 1d20+5 = 11 + 5 = 16 » claw, claw, bite

Shekhinaga:
« 1d4+3 = 3 + 3 = 6 » « 1d6+3 = 1 + 3 = 4 »

Shekhinaga:
And a trip attempt off the bite.

Shekhinaga:
Let's see if I can double trip a Centipede.

Giant Whiptail Centipede:
Giant Whiptail Centipede loses 10 hit points.

Shekhinaga:
« 1d20+5 = 17 + 5 = 22 »

Giant Whiptail Centipede:
The giant whiptail angrily snaps out at Dharc! « 1d20+4 = 9 + 4 = 13 »
Mistral has received initiative.

Dharc:
Dharc weaves out of the way, "Nuh-uh! Not today..."

Mistral:
"Guidance." @ Dharc

Dharc:
wow.

Dharc:
« 1d20+5+1+1 = 19 + 5 + 1 + 1 = 26 » I guess it's my turn then

Dharc:
« 1d20+7 = 11 + 7 = 18 »

Dharc:
woo

Mistral:
these be save-or-sucks

Dharc:
Dharc rips his blade out of the centipede's head, but not before sloshing it around in its brain. « 1d10+6+1+1+1d10+6+1+1 = 2 + 6 + 1 + 1 + 9 + 6 + 1 + 1 = 27 »

Mistral:
they -suck- if yo- god DAMN

Giant Whiptail Centipede:
laaaaaame

Giant Whiptail Centipede:
Giant Whiptail Centipede loses 27 hit points.

Giant Whiptail Centipede:
400 exp

Dharc:
"Hahaha! Wow, though, those brains are preeetty ugly-looking. Aw, some got on my shoooeee..."

Mistral:
"Shall I 'Create Water,' o 'master'?" « 1d20+1+3+3 = 20 + 1 + 3 + 3 = 27 » Bluff check of my own to pass along the message that I AIN'T TOO HAPPY WITH THIS DEVELOPMENT

Dharc:
"Nah, you good, you good. Maybe it'll attract the zombies! Then we get to slaughter 'em all. Or control them1"

Dharc:
!*

Shekhinaga:
Shek simply shambles stairward

Giant Whiptail Centipede:
A stone altar sits upon a raised stone platform in the center of this square room. Caryatid columns carved in the likenesses of male and female figures with their arms crossed over their chests and khopeshes or ankhs in their hands stand at each corner of the platform. Empty torch holders are built in all four of the room's corners. Two stairways exit the roomone climbs to the south, while the other descends from this chamber to the north.

Dharc:
thank you, friendly neighborhood expository centipede

Dharc:
what would we do without you

Giant Whiptail Centipede:
idk

Mistral:
"Remind me - what are we here to dispatch again?"

Dharc:
"An Adjurer? No, wait, Adherer. Basically, it's a zombie,."

Dharc:
-,
* Agi rolls secretly to you: « 1d20+2+3+2+1 = 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 1 = 13 » knowledge on Adherer/whatever => Invalid expression: « 1d20+2+3+2+1 = 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 1 = 13 » knowledge on Adherer/whatever.
You whisper to Agi: it's a kind of zambie that's a little more magical than an actual zambie

Mistral:
"Ngh... I know very little about that specific archetype of zombie."

Dharc:
"I mean, there's a lot more to it, but Idunno if you could comprehend it all! And it's not very important, anyway."

Dharc:
"No matter what it is, all we gotta do is re-kill it, right?"

Dharc:
Onward, ho!

Mistral:
fuck that checkin for traps
* Agi rolls secretly to you: « 10+4+3+1+1 = 10 + 4 + 3 + 1 + 1 = 19 » CHECKIN FOR TRAPS => Invalid expression: « 10+4+3+1+1 = 10 + 4 + 3 + 1 + 1 = 19 » CHECKIN FOR TRAPS.

Giant Whiptail Centipede:
There i dunno maybe there are no traps here maybe not you can't be too sure let's ask the audience for their opinion would you like to use a lifeline

Mistral:
yes

Mistral:
Shek's
* Thrice rolls secretly to you: « 1d20+13 = 4 + 13 = 17 » => Invalid expression: « 1d20+13 = 4 + 13 = 17 ».

Shekhinaga:
Shek shecks for traps.

Giant Whiptail Centipede:
all signs point to no

Giant Whiptail Centipede:
there are no traps around here

Shekhinaga:
I'll lock that in as my final answer

Shekhinaga:
So do I die in B27

Sybill:
shit you didn't check hard enough

Shekhinaga:
fuck it;'s a trap

Mistral:
khold you broke our hearts

Sybill:
Once you step onto the stairs you- feel absolutely nothing. Huh, I guess there was no trap.
tirkaroKujo:
The air in this chamber is cool. The walls and ceilings are tiled with stone, but the floor is hard-packed earth, giving the area an unfinished quality. A long stone table rests against the western wall, flanked by two large brass urns. A flight of steps ascends to the south, while two passages lead north and east out of the room.

Mistral:
"Whose zombie is it, I wonder? And why is returning it to the soil so important?"

Mistral:
are the urns filled with bees
tirkaroKujo:
They're empty and each weigh 200 pounds

Dharc:
"Huh? Oh! Nah, slaughtering this thing is jsut a challenge to see if I'm 'worthy' enough to join him."

Dharc:
Less go up here

Mistral:
less

Rat Swarm:
squeek

Mistral:
« 1d20+2 = 3 + 2 = 5 » init

Nel:
I still have ownership for some fucking reason

Nel:
"We will tear their flesh asunder, chu!"

Dharc:
« 1d20+1 = 2 + 1 = 3 »

Shekhinaga:
« 1d20+1 = 9 + 1 = 10 »

Nel:
« 1d20+3 = 20 + 3 = 23 »

Shekhinaga:
ull get teh shaft muthufukuh

Shekhinaga:
« 1d20+5 = 12 + 5 = 17 »

Shekhinaga:
« 1d6+3 = 5 + 3 = 8 »

Rat Swarm:
Rat Swarm loses 4 hit points.

Dharc:
« 1d20+5+1 = 3 + 5 + 1 = 9 »

Rat Swarm:
« 1d6 = 4 » +distraction and disease

Dharc:
"Agh! Filthy rodents, get offa me! Snakes, scorpions, spiders, thsoe are all fine, but why ra--H-hey, that tickles! Stop that!" Dhorclord struggles against the ratswarm

Dharc:
« 1d20+4 = 7 + 4 = 11 »

Dharc:
m

Shekhinaga:
« 1d20+3 = 10 + 3 = 13 »

Shekhinaga:
Shekhinaga loses 4 hit points.

Shekhinaga:
« 1d20+3 = 13 + 3 = 16 »

Dharc:
« 1d20+4 = 14 + 4 = 18 »

Rat Swarm:
« 1d3 = 2 »
Shekhinaga has received initiative.

Shaft:
REVEEEENGE

Shekhinaga:
Shek's gears whir and her spider arms spin uncontrollably! « 1d20+5 = 19 + 5 = 24 » « 1d20+5 = 13 + 5 = 18 » « 1d20+5 = 14 + 5 = 19 » CC, B

Shekhinaga:
« 1d4+3 = 2 + 3 = 5 » « 1d4+3 = 2 + 3 = 5 » « 1d6+3 = 4 + 3 = 7 »

Rat Swarm:
Rat Swarm loses 2 hit points.

Rat Swarm:
Rat Swarm loses 2 hit points.

Rat Swarm:
Rat Swarm loses 3 hit points.
Mistral has received initiative.

Shekhinaga:
you hear a click

Dharc:
"Aaggh...I feel like I'm gonna be sick! In two days."

Mistral:
"Mind the backsplash - I'll channel afterward." « 1d20+2+1 = 7 + 2 + 1 = 10 »

Mistral:
« 1d8 = 3 » 1 = above nel, CC from there

Mistral:
« 1+2 = 1 + 2 = 3 » damage to Shek, 4 to swarm

Mistral:
save for half

Shekhinaga:
« 1d20+1 = 13 + 1 = 14 »

Rat Swarm:
« 1d20+6 = 6 + 6 = 12 »

Shekhinaga:
hah

Rat Swarm:
Rat Swarm loses 4 hit points.

Shekhinaga:
Shekhinaga loses 1 hit points.
Dharc has received initiative.

Shekhinaga:
owwwww
Mistral has received initiative.

Mistral:
"Aha, curve shot!"

Dharc:
Dharc punces the swarm in the di--oh god what happen

Shaft:
IT IS ONLY US TWO LEFT

Shaft:
TIME TO LEAVE IT ALL BEHIND

Dharc:
« 1d20+5+1 = 7 + 5 + 1 = 13 » "GET OFFA ME!"

Dharc:
swarm: no

Shaft:
nah
Shekhinaga has received initiative.

Dharc:
"Whyyyyy?! I don't like little people!"

Shaft:
« 1d6 = 4 »+distraction

Shaft:
to bofa u

Shekhinaga:
Shekhinaga loses 4 hit points.

Dharc:
« 1d20+4 = 1 + 4 = 5 »

Nel:
"Sqeek, don't pick on the small!"
Shekhinaga has received initiative.

Shekhinaga:
« 1d20+4 = 6 + 4 = 10 »

Dharc:
Dharc tries to swat around the rats! "Get off of meeee...."

Shekhinaga:
Shek, uh

Shekhinaga:
moves I guess

Shaft:
get ratted on
Mistral has received initiative.

Mistral:
Healin shekels

Mistral:
« 1d8+1 = 7 + 1 = 8 »

Mistral:
healing while drunk = best

Shekhinaga:
Shekhinaga is healed and gains 8 hit points.
Dharc has received initiative.

Dharc:
"Oh thank the veils, I'm finally out!"

Nel:
« 1d6 = 2 » +confusion and disease for mistral

Mistral:
Mistral loses 2 hit points.

Mistral:
« 1d20+3 = 17 + 3 = 20 »« 1d20+3 = 17 + 3 = 20 »
Shekhinaga has received initiative.

Mistral:
hell YES

Shekhinaga:
EAT MY ASS « 1d20+5 = 15 + 5 = 20 » « 1d20+5 = 1 + 5 = 6 » « 1d20+5 = 12 + 5 = 17 »

Shekhinaga:
« 1d4+3 = 4 + 3 = 7 » « 1d6+3 = 1 + 3 = 4 »

Nel:
Squeeeeeek.....

Shaft:
shit i died again

Mistral:
yeah fuck you

Shaft:
300 exp

Shekhinaga:
Shek throws her many, many arm/legs up into the air in victory.

Mistral:
"Too many encounters in closed spaces... I should research a method to limit my channels to effecting the enemy if we're going to be fighting this many swarms."

Mistral:
« 1d8 = 4 » what if I had rolled

Mistral:
SEE

Mistral:
I'd have gotten less

Mistral:
Mistral loses 1 hit points.

Mistral:
Mistral is healed and gains 1 hit points.

Shekhinaga:
« 1d10+1 = 4 + 1 = 5 »

Shekhinaga:
well taht'll work

Dharc:
« 1d8+1+1 = 1 + 1 + 1 = 3 »

Dharc:
no

Dharc:
mulligan

Dharc:
« 1d8+1+1 = 5 + 1 + 1 = 7 »

Mistral:
« 2+1+2+2+1+1+1+3+3+2+1+2+1 = 2 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 3 + 3 + 2 + 1 + 2 + 1 = 22 »

Dharc:
"Hahaha...HAHAHAHA! Okay..hold on! We need protection...and I have figured out just how to nullify these monsters' effects!"

Mistral:
"Is that so...? Which monsters?"

Dharc:
Dharc scrapes the Millennium Ring into the ground around his feet. This ring then lits into the air, now comprised of energy, and expands around him. "ALL of them!"

Dharc:
It then stabs into his chest. "Oof...Grant me protection, oh divine ring of destruction!"

Mistral:
"That remains to be seen...- oh. Oh."

Dharc:
"All right! Let's get going! I'm immortal now!"

Adherer:
Or so you thought; "GROOAAAAAHH!!!!" The Adherer arises from its prone position on the ground and begins its slow and sordid march torwards you!

Millenium Radio:
NOW PLAYING Myrath - Sour Sigh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUaAwuGnCvo

Adherer:
« 1d20+3 = 14 + 3 = 17 » "GRAAAAAH!"

Dharc:
"Woow! It really is just a zombie."

Mistral:
« 1d20+2 = 18 + 2 = 20 »

Dharc:
« 1d20+1 = 12 + 1 = 13 »

Shekhinaga:
« 1d20+1 = 8 + 1 = 9 »
Mistral has received initiative.

Mistral:
"Bless. Can't afford to underestimate..."

Dharc:
"Aw, come on, ya really think it can take me?"

Dharc:
"Come and gettit, little one! Run yourself right onto my blade!"

Dharc:
« 1d20+6 = 5 + 6 = 11 » Eat my ass

Dharc:
m

Adherer:
« 1d20+6 = 15 + 6 = 21 » "GRAAH!" The Adherer sinks its claws into Dharc!

Dharc:
Well that hits.

Adherer:
« 1d6+2 = 2 + 2 = 4 »+grab ohboyherewego
Dharc has received initiative.

Dharc:
"Aw, crap! Why is everything all over me?! Am I really that attractive?"

Dharc:
I guess I just punch the thing...what's the penalty to attack rolls while grapple

Dharc:
« 1d20+6-2 = 5 + 6 - 2 = 9 »

Dharc:
m

Dharc:
carry on
Shekhinaga has received initiative.

Dharc:
Fuggit this is a move action

Dharc:
I SUMMON THEE MY IMMORTAL SERVANT OF SHADOW; CRUSADER OF RUIN AND TYRANT OVERLORD TO THE DEMON WORLD: GUARDIAN BAOU!

Baou:
« 1d6 = 3 » stat adjustment

Baou:
"Oh, ME AGAIN HUH? You leave me to die, and then expect me to fig--" He does not have a choice sux2bu « 1d20+6 = 18 + 6 = 24 » « 1d20+6 = 11 + 6 = 17 » « 1d20+6 = 12 + 6 = 18 »

Baou:
« 1d4+3 = 3 + 3 = 6 » « 1d4+3 = 4 + 3 = 7 » « 1d6+3 = 3 + 3 = 6 »

Adherer:
Adherer loses 1 hit points.

Adherer:
Adherer loses 2 hit points.

Adherer:
Adherer loses 1 hit points.

Adherer:
anyway 14 reflex check

Baou:
« 1d20+2 = 5 + 2 = 7 »

Adherer:
An adherer's flesh is in fact very sticky; weapon that strikes an adherer becomes stuck fast to the creature's adhesive flesh unless the wielder succeeds at a DC 14 Reflex save. A creature adjacent to the adherer can attempt to pry off a stuck weapon with a DC 17 Strength check, but doing so provokes an attack of opportunity from the adherer.
Mistral has received initiative.

Mistral:
« 1d8+1 = 6 + 1 = 7 » This fucking wand was the best investment

Mistral:
SCRATCH THAT.

Mistral:
Level 3 feat - Extra Discovery. Precise Bombs.

Mistral:
« 1d8+2 = 6 + 2 = 8 » FUCK YOU ZAMBLE

Mistral:
« 1d20+2+2 = 2 + 2 + 2 = 6 » attack roll

Mistral:
leel

Baou:
god damn nigga.

Baou:
Best roll.

Mistral:
« 1d8 = 2 » startin at Dharc, CC from there

Mistral:
« 2+2 = 2 + 2 = 4 »damages for zamble

Mistral:
same for Dharc, ref for half

Adherer:
Adherer loses 4 hit points.

Dharc:
« 1d20+6 = 15 + 6 = 21 »

Dharc:
Dharc loses 2 hit points.

Adherer:
« 1d20+7 = 4 + 7 = 11 »

Dharc:
"Okay that kinda burned. You're lucky I'm a forgiving master!"

Mistral:
he did NOT make it

Dharc:
Dharc is healed and gains 2 hit points.

Mistral:
PRECISE BOMBS

Adherer:
« 1d20+15 = 3 + 15 = 18 »

Mistral:
"I'll be sure to sew a patch on your cloak later..."

Adherer:
« 1d20+6 = 12 + 6 = 18 » « 1d20+6 = 15 + 6 = 21 » 2 slams on dharc

Adherer:
« 1d6+2 = 5 + 2 = 7 »

Dharc:
Dharc loses 2 hit points.
Dharc has received initiative.

Dharc:
"Hahahahaha! I'm taking you with me! Over here."

Dharc:
Then...lesse here

Dharc:
Concentration Check to cast

Dharc:
« 1d20+4+3 = 10 + 4 + 3 = 17 »

Dharc:
hah

Dharc:
"Engorge me in your wrath, foul spirits!" Enlarge Person motherfucker

Adherer:
damn this cracker fat
Baou has received initiative.

Baou:
Imma kill it

Baou:
« 1d20+6 = 13 + 6 = 19 »

Baou:
« 1d20+6 = 6 + 6 = 12 » « 1d20+6 = 7 + 6 = 13 »

Baou:
mippo

Baou:
« 1d6+3 = 4 + 3 = 7 »

Baou:
« 1d20+2 = 7 + 2 = 9 »

Adherer:
Adherer loses 2 hit points.

Baou:
« 1d20+6 = 19 + 6 = 25 »

Baou:
eat my ass

Baou:
Baou flips the motherfucker upside down!

Baou:
And topples with him apparently

Baou:
fuck it

Mistral:
My bombs?

Dharc:
"Wow, what a dumbass."

Mistral:
My bombs are precise as SHIT

Baou:
"AGH WLL KHL YO"

Mistral:
« 1d20+2+2+1 = 16 + 2 + 2 + 1 = 21 » I FORGOT ABOUT MY BONUS FROM THROW ANYTHING

Mistral:
AWWWW SHIIIIT

Mistral:
« 1d8+2 = 5 + 2 = 7 » TAKE DAMAGE YO

Adherer:
Adherer loses 7 hit points.
Mistral has received initiative.

Dharc:
"HAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! What a weakling!"

Adherer:
Adherer gets up he doesn't curr about your attacks

Dharc:
Imma kill ya

Dharc:
« 1d20+6 = 12 + 6 = 18 »

Dharc:
« 1d10+7+1 = 3 + 7 + 1 = 11 »

Dharc:
Slashing

Adherer:
Adherer loses 6 hit points.

Baou:
I don't even know if I get one

Adherer:
DC14 reflex

Baou:
DR5/-

Dharc:
« 1d20+7 = 14 + 7 = 21 »
Dharc has received initiative.

Dharc:
Dharc swipes his hand away before it gets stuckikated, then backs up a bit and punches the dick off this guy

Dharc:
« 1d20+6 = 9 + 6 = 15 »

Dharc:
n
Baou has received initiative.

Baou:
Yake your attack

Baou:
sure, yake

Adherer:
« 1d20+6 = 16 + 6 = 22 »

Adherer:
« 1d6+2 = 5 + 2 = 7 »

Baou:
Baou loses 7 hit points.

Baou:
Baou just growls and bites at the nigga again cause like the fuck else is he gonna do

Baou:
« 1d20+6 = 20 + 6 = 26 »

Baou:
uh

Baou:
a lot

Baou:
« 1d20+6 = 9 + 6 = 15 »

Baou:
sad

Baou:
« 15+1 = 15 + 1 = 16 »

Baou:
« 1d6+3 = 6 + 3 = 9 »

Adherer:
Adherer loses 4 hit points.

Baou:
« 1d20+2 = 16 + 2 = 18 »
Mistral has received initiative.

Baou:
"Hehehe...For all his bragging, it looks like I'm doing all the work."

Mistral:
Virtue @ Dharc

Mistral:
+1 temp HP

Adherer:
« 1d20+6 = 17 + 6 = 23 »« 1d20+6 = 6 + 6 = 12 » Slams the SHIT outta Dharc

Baou:
The first hit

Adherer:
« 1d6+2 = 5 + 2 = 7 »+grab

Dharc:
Dharc loses 1 hit points.

Adherer:
« 1d20+15 = 15 + 15 = 30 »
Agi is disconnected.
Agi has connected.
Agi:
hello
Agi:
(?)
Dharc has received initiative.

Dharc:
Dharc uppercuts the zombie's jaw clean off! or fails to, anyway. « 1d20+4 = 6 + 4 = 10 »

Dharc:
n

Baou:
"...must I do everything?"
Baou has received initiative.

Baou:
Full attack

Baou:
« 1d20+6+2 = 2 + 6 + 2 = 10 » « 1d20+6+2 = 16 + 6 + 2 = 24 » « 1d20+6+2 = 18 + 6 + 2 = 26 »

Baou:
« 1d4+3 = 2 + 3 = 5 » « 1d6+3 = 6 + 3 = 9 »

Adherer:
Adherer loses 4 hit points.

Baou:
Baou picks his teeth clean, "Yes, it seems I must."

Adherer:
The Adherer goes down! It sorta crumbles back into a gooey, sticky pile

Adherer:
400 exp

Dharc:
"Aw, shut up. At least he can't hurt me."

Dharc:
"But man, THIS is all he was worried about?"

Dharc:
"This was a piece of cake! Adhesively frosted cake..."

Heshsharu:
"Wow, good job! A little better than I thought at least....now be sure to report back to Imanish and we'll be sure to reserve a room for you two. Somewhere far, far away from us."

Dharc:
"Hey, don;t lump me in with the slave. I want my own room!"

Dharc:
« 1d20+11 = 16 + 11 = 27 » bluff check to wink convincingly at mistral

Mistral:
"..." (Ideally, that means my own room as well."

Dharc:
"Nah, you'd run away. How dumb do you think I am?"

Mistral:
*)

Baou:
Fuck you guys I'm stealing shit

Heshsharu:
"Well whatever. Make haste you two!"

Heshsharu:
An earthy scent fills this large chamber. The ceiling and walls are tiled with stone, but the ground is bare earth. Stone benches are set against the east and west walls, and torch holders are mounted in the corners and on either side of a wide doorway to the west. The beginnings of several shallow, rough passages have been started along the eastern wall and in the southwest corner, but the excavations are incomplete, ending in earth and rubble after only a few feet. At the south end of the room, a short, wide flight of steps descends to a set of stone double doors.

Heshsharu:
A stone sarcophagus rests atop a stone platform occupying the southern end of this room. The lid of the sarcophagus bears the likeness of a man and is inlaid with gemstones and trimmed in gold. Two lacquered benches run parallel to the east and west walls just north of the platform. Hieroglyphs line the walls of the chamber, and stone torch holders are set in all four corners.

Baou:
Baou loses 6 hit points.

Baou:
Baou is healed and gains 1 hit points.

Baou:
Baou loses 1 hit points.

Baou:
>The lid of the sarcophagus bears the likeness of a man and is inlaid with gemstones and trimmed in gold.

Baou:
>The lid of the sarcophagus bears the likeness

Baou:
>The lid of the sarcophagus bears

Baou:
>bears

Baou:
fuck

Grizzly:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phnv3qwZKAo