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- -- recreantOctopus [RO] runs by being chased by several imps and an ogre --
- -- nitroMerc [NM] just happens to be wandering about when she notices a troll being chased. --
- NM: Wh☼a!
- RO: er...hey!
- NM: Hang ☼n, I'm c☼min'!
- RO: any time!
- RO: no wait
- RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR has a plan
- NM: Well, tell me bef☼re y☼u get squashed!
- RO: get your bombs ready and stay right there
- RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR will be right back
- NM: Um... sure!
- -- nitroMerc [NM] fiddles about with her sylladex, ejecting all sorts of stuff everywhere before she finally retrieves a couple of bombs. --
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] continues to be chased and goes out of sight. Shouting can be heard and after a while CIRRIN RUNFAR comes running back being chased by a huge mob of imps, ogres, basilisks, and giclopses --
- NM: H☼ly--!
- -- nitroMerc [NM] quickly lights a couple of bombs and tosses them blindly at the mob. Her clumsy efforts still manage to take out sizable chunks. --
- RO: hey hey careful!
- NM: S☼rry, s☼rry! I'm n☼t used t☼ these!
- RO: oh
- RO: now you tell CIRRIN RUNFAR!
- NM: Careful! T☼ssin' m☼re d☼wn y☼ur way!
- RO: agh CIRRIN RUNFAR thought youd still be able to aim or something
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] runs a little faster --
- NM: I'm tryin' my best here!
- -- nitroMerc [NM] oops misaimed that one. But the mob's considerably thinned out, now. --
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] shouts at the mob --
- RO: hey you assholes keep trying to take a bite out of CIRRIN RUNFARs ass!
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] throws some sparkle dust in the air for good measure, that seems to get their attention --
- NM: H-Hey, careful there!
- -- nitroMerc [NM] retrieves a big bomb and rolls it down. Big explosion in 3... 2... 1... --
- RO: TELL CIRRIN RUNFAR BEFORE YOU DO SOMETHI-
- -- nitroMerc [NM] KA-BOOM. --
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] leaps away from the explosion! --
- -- nitroMerc [NM] ducks and covers her ears! --
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] hits the dirt and rolls. After a while he gets up and looks around --
- -- nitroMerc [NM] looks up. Well, it seems that all the monsters are taken care of, so she'll carefully head down. --
- NM: ... that was really, really l☼ud.
- NM: Are y☼u ☼kay?
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] dusts himself down --
- RO: that was...
- RO: awesome! look at all that grist!
- -- nitroMerc [NM] ;D --
- NM: W☼w! I didn't kn☼w I c☼uld d☼ that!
- RO: we did that
- RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR sets them all up and you knocked em down
- NM: Y☼u're right!
- NM: Nice g☼in' there, partner! Ha ha!
- RO: ha ha! yeah we did alright
- NM: Here, let me help y☼u with all the grist!
- RO: half halfs fair right?
- RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR wonders if CIRRIN RUNFAR goes up an echeladder for this
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] looks up expecting some sort of gaming abstraction --
- NM: Yup, I think that sh☼uld w☼rk ☼ut fine!
- -- nitroMerc [NM] looks up with him, a little confused. --
- NM: ... I d☼n't think y☼u'll find a ladder up there.
- RO: oh just force of habit
- RO: the flapstractions from flarp used hove above you like that
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] goes to gather the sweet loot! --
- NM: Um... ☼kay!
- -- nitroMerc [NM] helps to gather the loot! --
- RO: hey if you were better at throwing those things we should totally do something like this again
- NM: Well... I guess! Sure, why n☼t!
- NM: Th☼ugh the n☼ises th☼se things make kinda give me a headache, ha ha.
- RO: a headache?
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] looks hopefull, by pure reflex --
- NM: Yeah. They're waaaaaay t☼☼ l☼ud f☼r me!
- RO: wow that does sound weird for you
- NM: ... it d☼es?
- RO: like why would you be carrying all those bombs in the first place if you thought they were too loud?
- NM: That's... a g☼☼d questi☼n, actually.
- -- nitroMerc [NM] frowns. --
- NM: I d☼n't kn☼w. It'll pr☼bably c☼me back t☼ me later. D☼n't want t☼ think t☼☼ much ab☼ut it n☼w.
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] frowns deeper --
- RO: well fine but you probablly should at some point
- RO: and CIRRIN RUNFAR doesnt usually say over thinking things is a good idea
- NM: D☼n't w☼rry! I'm sure I'll remember everythin' in due time!
- NM: It's n☼t a big pr☼blem, n☼t when I have friends like y☼u ar☼und!
- RO: well hopefully you will remember
- RO: if you can then anyone can
- NM: Yup!
- NM: G☼☼d things c☼me t☼ th☼se wh☼ wait and all!
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] shrugs --
- RO: that sounds like some of the fluff the consorts says
- RO: less speed more haste or something like that
- NM: Well, I'm just sayin' what I think ab☼ut it.
- NM: Anyway, I h☼pe y☼u aren't planning t☼ be chased by ☼gres again.
- RO: only if youve got CIRRIN RUNFARs back
- -- nitroMerc [NM] grins. --
- NM: ☼f c☼urse I d☼! What kinda stupid questi☼n is that?
- RO: so what if you made a huge pile of explosives and burried them...
- NM: ... um, sure?
- NM: Why?
- RO: that way CIRRIN RUNFAR knows exactly where to lead the mobs
- NM: ☼h! G☼tcha!
- NM: Let me get right ☼n that!
- NM: Maybe I have s☼me mines...
- RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR probablly has some better lures...
- NM: ☼kay! Y☼u get the m☼nsters, I'll get the expl☼sives ready.
- NM: Just be careful, all right?
- RO: hey dont worry
- RO: CIRRIN RUNFARs done this before
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] winks and runs off --
- -- nitroMerc [NM] smiles and starts digging. --
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