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- >be me
- >strolling the streets of Cincinati
- >head to the mall cos need someone new tshirts
- >go to a store, hot topic cos I like band tshirts and stuff
- >queuing at till to pay and skinny emo guy in front of me drops his phone
- >my lightning reflexes catch phone mid air
- >it's a brand new iphone, worth about $1000
- >hand it back to him
- >"thanks anon, I nearly cost myself $1000"
- >"When you've paid for your tshirts meet me out front,I've got something to say thanks"
- pay for shirts and meet tall skinny emo guy
- he reaches into his pants and pulls out a small brown And yellow pill.
- >"take this anon and in about Sixx months you'll be amazed"
- >take pill, smells abit like Taco Bell burrito
- >Sixx months go by. Nothing of note happens, seem to have developed a bit of a fat stomach and some strange sensations in my get.
- >All of a sudden, Sixx months to the day, get massive stomach cramps and rush to the bathroom
- >Push with all my might and out pops a turd of at least Sixx pounds, feel huge relief.
- >wipe and look to the bowl to see this thing.
- >IT STARTS TO MOVE
- >IT STARTS TO CRY
- >ITS HUMAN IN FORM
- >it opens it's tiny mouth and says "Daddy, slidding? No Flush me"
- >I reach down into the bowl and Scoop up my new son, wrapping him in toilet paper.
- And that's the story of how Andy Sixx impregnated me with a retarded shit baby
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