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How Anon became filthy rich

May 4th, 2012
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  2. >Be a sick fuck.
  3. >Get job at municipal fluffy pony shelter.
  4. >Everybody knows you're a sick fuck.
  5. >Actually wrote "Sick Fuck" in previous experience line of application.
  6. >Not a single fuck was given.
  7. >Have an idea.
  8. >For SCIENCE.
  9. >Easy to tell when a mare is in heat.
  10. >Super affectionate...want extra huggies from anyone.
  11. >These mares get seperated from the general population.
  12. >Special isolation cages.
  13. >For weeks, spend extra time with the in-heat mares.
  14. >They love the attention.
  15. >Use plastic scraper to collect fluffy pony pussy juice.
  16. >Look...I already said you were a sick fuck.
  17. >Don't act so surprised.
  18. >Keep your fluffy mare pussy juice collection frozen.
  19. >Finally have enough.
  20. >Mix fluffy pony mare juice with aerosol propellant.
  21. >Now, select a few pregnant mares.
  22. >"Owwwiieee! Caweful! Babeees coming!"
  23. >Put them in the playpen with several stallions.
  24. >No issues. Normal hugging and playing.
  25. >Now, pull out pregnant mares.
  26. >Yank up tails, spray with pussy juice solution.
  27. >"Oww! Cowd!"
  28. >OOh, things are gonna get hot soon enough.
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  31. >Release pregnant mares back into playpen.
  32. >Immediate reaction.
  33. >Stallions sniff fluffy butts in greeting.
  34. >They like what they smell.
  35. >Pregnant mares squeal in protest.
  36. >"Noooo! Not special huggies pwease!"
  37. >They're too fat to scramble away.
  38. >Stallions fight to mount mares.
  39. >Seven stallions...only three mares.
  40. >Pushing, shoving...multiple mounting.
  41. >Excited stallions fuck any hole they can find.
  42. >Pregnant mares are beaten to shit by ordeal.
  43. >Unable to flee or protect themselves.
  44. >In stress and panic, all three miscarry at once.
  45. >Undeveloped fluffy foals slide out on playpen floor.
  46. >Mothers try to clean foals, nuzzle and hug them.
  47. >Stallions continue humping until scent wears off.
  48. >Stallions now join in on care of miscarried foals.
  49. >Unaware of their part in miscarriage.
  50. >"Babees wake up!" "Need miwk nummies!"
  51. >Fluffy ponies turn to you.
  52. >"Pwease hewp, Mista." "Babees no wake up."
  53. >Toss the little vermin back in their cages.
  54. >Make sure the mothers see you throw their foals in the trash.
  55. >Experiment successful.
  56. >You now have a marketable product.
  57. Demonstration time.
  58. >Fluffy ponies are enjoying outside play time.
  59. >Boss is there.
  60. >Sneak up...spray boss leg with fluffy pony pussy spray.
  61. >Boss is instantly mobbed by fluffy stallions, humping his leg.
  62. >Everybody laughs.
  63. >Boss' pants are ruined.
  64. >Fluffy stallions that humped him are punished brutally with sorry stick.
  65. >Everyone agrees...new product is a winner.
  66. >Boss & co-workers help finance.
  67. >Everybody makes millions on hottest prank product in years.
  68. >Boss can buy lots more new pants.
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