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- -- nascentMetalog [NM] began trolling kittyPulverizer [KP] at 16:05 --
- NM: hell0.
- KP: well sup there
- NM: have y0u s∞n an imp w∞ring a hat like y∞rs recently?
- KP: ... why?
- NM: if y0u have, this is a d∞med timeline.
- NM: i just wanted t0 check.
- KP: wow thats really cheerful
- KP: okay lets see
- KP: nope i dont see any imps with my hat just a bunch of imps pretending to be cats
- NM: alright.
- KP: so i guess hey this isnt a doomed timeline. hip hip hooray
- KP: you want anything else from me
- NM: n0t r∞lly.
- NM: i supp0se we c∞ld have a chat if y0u want.
- KP: well thats perfectly cool and fine and awesome
- KP: sure id love to chat with my fine alien bro
- KP: why not
- NM: 0kay.
- KP: whats up?
- NM: n0t much.
- NM: i'm just s0rt 0f expl0ring.
- KP: well where are you right now?
- NM: it's a bit difficult t0 tell here.
- NM: it's pretty much just all c0llapsed b∞ldings.
- KP: oh you must be at danis then
- KP: try not to trip on anything
- NM: a bit hard when y∞'re blind, but i think i'll manage.
- KP: good to know
- NM: anything spec∞l happening 0n y∞r end?
- KP: you find anything interesting?
- NM: eh, n0t much.
- KP: well im trying to make wine
- KP: its not going very well
- KP: these grapes are terrible
- NM: just a nest 0f underlings and a p∞ntbrush.
- NM: and why are y0u even d∞ng that?
- KP: its a quest thing
- NM: ah.
- KP: gotta party and get my denizen drunk
- KP: something like that
- NM: that's 0ne way t0 d0 it.
- KP: yeah it is
- KP: though i personally think fighting it would be better
- KP: but hey
- KP: the blue foxes know best
- NM: besides, denizen battles are always insane.
- NM: at l∞st in my exper∞nce.
- KP: well what was yours like
- NM: i n∞rly d∞d at l∞st ten times.
- NM: admittedly, i d0 have a bad w∞p0n f0r battles like that.
- KP: ... you went against him that many times
- KP: wow
- KP: and whats that weapon?
- NM: p∞n0kind.
- KP: piano
- NM: yes.
- KP: oh
- KP: how do you even do that
- NM: it's r∞lly l∞d.
- NM: that and i'm pretty g∞d.
- KP: yeah i can imagine all that noise must chase away monsters pretty well
- NM: f0r s0me r∞s0n, it w0rks r∞lly well ag∞nst h0rdes.
- KP: considering how big a piano is
- KP: im not very surprised
- NM: it's shit if there's 0nly a few 0f them, th∞gh.
- KP: oh really?
- NM: y∞h.
- NM: if i get cl0ser, it w0rks a bit better, but that's n0t t00 helpful.
- KP: you have a really weird piano i gotta say
- NM: pr0bably.
- NM: i'm n0t c0mpl∞ning th∞gh.
- NM: b∞ng able t0 kill a th∞sand liches in ten sec0nds is nice.
- KP: damn maybe i should switch to an instrument too then
- KP: if a pianos that powerful then drums should be just as good
- NM: w0rd 0f warning, i was pretty much useless in the final b0ss fight.
- KP: nah thats fine
- KP: i can punch them if it comes down to that
- NM: i think y0u n∞d an0ther specibus f0r that.
- NM: it didn't w0rk t00 well f0r me.
- KP: well fight them with drumsticks then shouldnt be too much of a bother for the specibus
- NM: i g∞ss y0u can try it.
- KP: you bet i will definitely
- KP: thanks for that idea
- NM: yep
- NM: let me kn0w h0w it w0rks 0ut f0r y0u. i'm a bit cur∞s.
- NM: *curi∞s
- KP: definitely will dude
- KP: anyway catch you later
- NM: alright.
- KP: careful around those bricks and stuff
- NM: g∞dbye.
- -- kittyPulverizer [KP] gave up trolling nascentMetalog [NM] at 16:19 --
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