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  1. I jokingly added Hector the Hectic Jester (steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198072591408), YungThotThumper (steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198018836221), and .wago KillAllNguyens (http://steamcommunity.com/id/finalrodeo) as friends after a couple of games of Rocket League (Rumble mode, specifically) that didn't exactly go well for the three of them. Hector didn't even have the manners to accept my postgame request. Nonetheless, his two friends were kind enough to supply me with the following cringeworthy comments that I thought were hilarious. Since I have nothing more exciting to do for the day, I thought I'd share with you, random reader! Enjoy.
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  3. 7:01 AM - YungThotThumper: 550 hours on fucking lego rocket cars
  4. 7:01 AM - Me: who, you?
  5. 7:01 AM - YungThotThumper: jesus i pity you
  6. 7:02 AM - Me: why?
  7. 7:02 AM - YungThotThumper: you sad fuckin loser
  8. 7:02 AM - Me: I'm 30 years old. wife, family, stable job, good friends
  9. 7:02 AM - Me: nice place
  10. 7:02 AM - YungThotThumper: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA
  11. 7:02 AM - Me: what's there to pity? I'm happy, motherfucker :D
  12. 7:02 AM - Me: and before you get all shitty on what I said, remember that I don't give two shits about what you think <3
  13. 7:03 AM - YungThotThumper: i can tell
  14. 7:03 AM - YungThotThumper: so clearly
  15. 7:03 AM - YungThotThumper: that you are fucking lying
  16. 7:03 AM - YungThotThumper: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
  17. 7:04 AM - Call from YungThotThumper started.
  18. 7:04 AM - Call with YungThotThumper ended.
  19. 7:06 AM - Call from YungThotThumper started.
  20. 7:06 AM - Me: I'm not talking. say whatever you'd like
  21. (talks about how what I said earlier was a lie)
  22. 7:07 AM - Me: man, whatever you have to tell yourself
  23. 7:07 AM - Me: even if it was bullshit, why would I care to justify anything to you?
  24. (continues to talk about me being a liar, throwing insults at topics I mentioned discussed earlier)
  25. 7:08 AM - Me: man, you got your ass handed to you and you're going balls to the wall to insult my personal life and my steam account
  26. 7:09 AM - Call with YungThotThumper ended.
  27. 7:09 AM - YungThotThumper has ended the call.
  28. 7:09 AM - Me: aww, ended it so soon?
  29. 7:09 AM - YungThotThumper: i can tell your in awe right now
  30. 7:10 AM - Me: do you FEAR me or something? lmao
  31. (referencing chat with .wago KillAllNguyens)
  32. 7:10 AM - YungThotThumper: you hate yourself
  33. 7:10 AM - YungThotThumper: why are you copying my friend
  34. 7:10 AM - Me: I'm not copying anything. I'm mocking your friend
  35. 7:11 AM - Me: maybe some day you'll learn the difference
  36. 7:11 AM - YungThotThumper: [my name]
  37. 7:11 AM - Me: yungthotthumper
  38. 7:13 AM - YungThotThumper: hold up
  39. 7:13 AM - YungThotThumper: i just explained to rossfc everything you said
  40. 7:13 AM - YungThotThumper: hahahahhahahaa
  41. 7:14 AM - YungThotThumper: and he confirmed its all a lie fuck you are a frail worthless piece of shit
  42. 7:14 AM - YungThotThumper: anyways catch you boi
  43. 7:15 AM - Me: <3
  44. 7:15 AM - YungThotThumper is now Offline.
  45.  
  46. And here's my conversation with ".wago KillAllNguyens". Enjoy the cringe!
  47.  
  48. 7:03 AM - Me: oh hey!
  49. 7:03 AM - .wago KillAllNguyens: [my name] how old are you
  50. 7:03 AM - .wago KillAllNguyens: and what is your financial status
  51. 7:03 AM - Me: 30. you?
  52. 7:04 AM - .wago KillAllNguyens: fucking hell youre old
  53. 7:04 AM - Me: 30k in the bank for savings
  54. 7:04 AM - Me: 32 to be exact
  55. 7:04 AM - .wago KillAllNguyens: thats fucking puny
  56. 7:04 AM - Call from .wago KillAllNguyens started.
  57. 7:04 AM - .wago KillAllNguyens: pick up
  58. 7:04 AM - Call with .wago KillAllNguyens ended.
  59. 7:04 AM - .wago KillAllNguyens: aha why not
  60. 7:05 AM - Me: I don't think it would be entertaining enough to justify dealing with the call
  61. 7:05 AM - .wago KillAllNguyens: youre frightened
  62. 7:05 AM - .wago KillAllNguyens: you fear me
  63. 7:05 AM - .wago KillAllNguyens: can you respond to yungthot
  64. 7:05 AM - Me: why do you want to call someone who just beat you twice so thoroughly? it's like someone fucked you twice out of good fun and you're sitting by your phone waiting for their call
  65. 7:06 AM - Me: that's pitiful
  66. (YungThotThumper calls again so I decide to accept the call and mute myself to hear what it is he's dying to tell me)
  67. 7:06 AM - .wago KillAllNguyens: you literally fear me
  68. 7:06 AM - .wago KillAllNguyens: do you have kids
  69. 7:06 AM - Me: one
  70. 7:07 AM - .wago KillAllNguyens: hopefully its not so fucking fearful of everything as you
  71. 7:08 AM - .wago KillAllNguyens: you fear me
  72. 7:08 AM - Me: wow, you're really trying hard with the fear thing. what's there to fear? please tell me
  73. 7:09 AM - .wago KillAllNguyens: hopefully your kids dont become as immature as you, going the extra step to argue
  74. 7:09 AM - .wago KillAllNguyens: so fearful, its pitiful
  75. 7:09 AM - .wago KillAllNguyens: you are 30 years old
  76. 7:09 AM - .wago KillAllNguyens: 30
  77. 7:09 AM - .wago KillAllNguyens: you are old as fuck get off the games
  78. 7:09 AM - Me: I've been promoted in my job for going the extra mile. that perseverence tends to leak into my gamingg as well :D
  79. 7:09 AM - .wago KillAllNguyens: what do you do for a job
  80. 7:10 AM - Me: not important to you
  81. 7:10 AM - .wago KillAllNguyens: is it shit?
  82. 7:10 AM - .wago KillAllNguyens: you told me your bank balance but not your job title?
  83. 7:10 AM - Me: titles are shit
  84. 7:10 AM - .wago KillAllNguyens: descibe it then ahah
  85. 7:11 AM - .wago KillAllNguyens: are you insecure about your job
  86. 7:11 AM - Me: no
  87. 7:11 AM - .wago KillAllNguyens: why do you mind telling me
  88. 7:11 AM - Me: I don't mind telling you at all
  89. 7:11 AM - Me: I just choose not to because it clearly annoys you. otherwise you wouldn't bother asking
  90. 7:11 AM - .wago KillAllNguyens: hahaha
  91. 7:14 AM - .wago KillAllNguyens: but youre so keen to tell me your bank balance and other personal shit but not that?
  92. 7:14 AM - .wago KillAllNguyens: lol
  93. 7:15 AM - .wago KillAllNguyens: bye [my name] goodluck with your mysterious job
  94. 7:15 AM - Me: love you <3
  95. 7:15 AM - .wago KillAllNguyens is now Offline.
  96.  
  97. Unfortunately I can't look forward to any more new laughs about this since they removed me from their friends lists after they went offline, but at least I'll always have these chats to laugh about.
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