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  8. Subtitles by explosiveskull
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  12. ♪ I BETTER TELL YOU
  13.  
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  15. 00:00:22,871 --> 00:00:25,272
  16. ♪ BEFORE YOU GET CLOSE
  17.  
  18. 4
  19. 00:00:25,274 --> 00:00:26,807
  20. ♪ I'M A SPECIAL CASE
  21.  
  22. 5
  23. 00:00:26,809 --> 00:00:30,043
  24. ♪ I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHER ONES
  25.  
  26. 6
  27. 00:00:30,045 --> 00:00:32,312
  28. ♪ THERE IS A REASON
  29.  
  30. 7
  31. 00:00:32,314 --> 00:00:34,880
  32. ♪ WHY I'M STILL ALONE
  33.  
  34. 8
  35. 00:00:34,882 --> 00:00:36,715
  36. ♪ IF YOU WANT TO STICK AROUND
  37.  
  38. 9
  39. 00:00:36,717 --> 00:00:39,751
  40. ♪ YOU NEED TO ASK YOURSELF
  41.  
  42. 10
  43. 00:00:39,753 --> 00:00:41,953
  44. ♪ ARE YOU ENOUGH OF A MAN?
  45.  
  46. 11
  47. 00:00:41,955 --> 00:00:44,323
  48. ♪ CAN YOU TAKE ME AS I AM?
  49.  
  50. 12
  51. 00:00:44,325 --> 00:00:46,758
  52. ♪ YOU THINK YOU
  53. MAY BE SPECIAL, BABE ♪
  54.  
  55. 13
  56. 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:49,194
  57. ♪ BUT I'LL NEVER CHANGE
  58. FOR SOMEONE ELSE ♪
  59.  
  60. 14
  61. 00:00:49,196 --> 00:00:54,432
  62. ♪ IS YOUR HEART STRONG ENOUGH
  63. TO HANDLE ME? ♪
  64.  
  65. 15
  66. 00:00:54,434 --> 00:00:56,100
  67. ♪ YOU MAY BE SPECIAL, BABE
  68.  
  69. 16
  70. 00:00:56,102 --> 00:00:58,702
  71. ♪ BUT I LIKE MY WHISKY
  72. ON THE ROCKS ♪
  73.  
  74. 17
  75. 00:00:58,704 --> 00:01:00,904
  76. ♪ YOU BETTER KNOW
  77.  
  78. 18
  79. 00:01:00,906 --> 00:01:03,340
  80. ♪ WHAT YOU'RE DEALING WITH
  81.  
  82. 19
  83. 00:01:03,342 --> 00:01:08,177
  84. ♪ IT WON'T BE EASY
  85. TO WIN MY HEART, BABE ♪
  86.  
  87. 20
  88. 00:01:08,179 --> 00:01:10,379
  89. ♪ YOU BETTER BE READY
  90.  
  91. 21
  92. 00:01:10,381 --> 00:01:12,948
  93. ♪ IF YOU WANT ME
  94.  
  95. 22
  96. 00:01:12,950 --> 00:01:17,986
  97. ♪ YOU BETTER KNOW THAT
  98. YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE, BOY ♪
  99.  
  100. 23
  101. 00:01:17,988 --> 00:01:20,055
  102. ♪ ARE YOU ENOUGH OF A MAN?
  103.  
  104. 24
  105. 00:01:20,057 --> 00:01:22,357
  106. ♪ CAN YOU TAKE ME AS I AM?
  107.  
  108. 25
  109. 00:01:22,359 --> 00:01:24,825
  110. ♪ YOU THINK
  111. YOU MAY BE SPECIAL, BABE ♪
  112.  
  113. 26
  114. 00:01:24,827 --> 00:01:27,429
  115. ♪ BUT I'LL NEVER CHANGE
  116. FOR SOMEONE ELSE ♪
  117.  
  118. 27
  119. 00:01:27,431 --> 00:01:32,366
  120. ♪ IS YOUR HEART STRONG ENOUGH
  121. TO HANDLE ME? ♪
  122.  
  123. 28
  124. 00:01:32,368 --> 00:01:34,235
  125. ♪ YOU MAY BE SPECIAL, BABE
  126.  
  127. 29
  128. 00:01:34,237 --> 00:01:36,870
  129. ♪ BUT I LIKE MY WHISKY
  130. ON THE ROCKS ♪
  131.  
  132. 30
  133. 00:01:36,872 --> 00:01:39,472
  134. LOOK, IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THIS,
  135. IN TECH AND IN LIFE:
  136.  
  137. 31
  138. 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:42,244
  139. IF YOU'RE NOT DISRUPTING,
  140. YOU'RE NOT INNOVATING.
  141.  
  142. 32
  143. 00:01:44,945 --> 00:01:47,413
  144. YOU HAVEN'T SAID A WORD
  145. IN TWO HOURS.
  146.  
  147. 33
  148. 00:01:47,415 --> 00:01:49,748
  149. OH, SORRY,
  150. I WAS WATCHING SIMON LANG.
  151.  
  152. 34
  153. 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:51,416
  154. - I...
  155. - SIMON LANG?
  156.  
  157. 35
  158. 00:01:51,418 --> 00:01:53,152
  159. WHEN ARE YOU GONNA INTERACT
  160. WITH REAL PEOPLE
  161.  
  162. 36
  163. 00:01:53,154 --> 00:01:54,886
  164. WHO ARE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU?
  165.  
  166. 37
  167. 00:01:54,888 --> 00:01:57,021
  168. YOU KNOW, THE GREAT THING
  169. ABOUT COLLEGE IS
  170.  
  171. 38
  172. 00:01:57,023 --> 00:01:59,359
  173. IT'S THE OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE
  174. FRIENDSHIPS THAT LAST A LIFETIME.
  175.  
  176. 39
  177. 00:02:01,161 --> 00:02:02,994
  178. [MOTHER] DO YOU KNOW WHO
  179. YOUR ROOMMATE'S GONNA BE?
  180.  
  181. 40
  182. 00:02:02,996 --> 00:02:05,896
  183. A GUY NAMED LANCE BLACK.
  184.  
  185. 41
  186. 00:02:05,898 --> 00:02:07,231
  187. I BET HE'S LOVELY.
  188.  
  189. 42
  190. 00:02:07,233 --> 00:02:09,900
  191. DID YOU CALL
  192. TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF?
  193.  
  194. 43
  195. 00:02:09,902 --> 00:02:12,769
  196. I DID, I DID.
  197. I LEFT HIM A VOICEMAIL.
  198.  
  199. 44
  200. 00:02:12,771 --> 00:02:16,039
  201. - NEVER CALLED BACK.
  202. - WELL, DID YOU SOUND LIKE A NERD?
  203.  
  204. 45
  205. 00:02:16,041 --> 00:02:18,774
  206. SORRY.
  207. SOUNDED LIKE MYSELF.
  208.  
  209. 46
  210. 00:02:18,776 --> 00:02:20,477
  211. YEAH, THAT'S WHY
  212. HE DIDN'T CALL BACK.
  213.  
  214. 47
  215. 00:02:20,479 --> 00:02:23,445
  216. [SIGHS] OH, ASHLEY.
  217. GUYS, PLEASE.
  218.  
  219. 48
  220. 00:02:23,447 --> 00:02:25,316
  221. - ENTREZ-NOUS.
  222. - OKAY.
  223.  
  224. 49
  225. 00:02:26,917 --> 00:02:27,984
  226. HERE WE GO.
  227.  
  228. 50
  229. 00:02:30,353 --> 00:02:32,120
  230. OH, IT'S, UM...
  231.  
  232. 51
  233. 00:02:32,122 --> 00:02:34,891
  234. IT'S A LITTLE SMALLER
  235. THAN IT LOOKED IN THE BROCHURE.
  236.  
  237. 52
  238. 00:02:36,159 --> 00:02:37,392
  239. I THINK IT'S BIG ENOUGH
  240. FOR TWO PEOPLE.
  241.  
  242. 53
  243. 00:02:37,394 --> 00:02:40,093
  244. WHAT IF YOU WANT
  245. TO HAVE FRIENDS OVER?
  246.  
  247. 54
  248. 00:02:40,095 --> 00:02:43,497
  249. LET'S GET REAL, MOM.
  250. THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
  251.  
  252. 55
  253. 00:02:43,499 --> 00:02:46,433
  254. JAMES, PLEASE DON'T LET THE
  255. COMPUTER BE YOUR ONLY FRIEND.
  256.  
  257. 56
  258. 00:02:46,435 --> 00:02:47,802
  259. JAMES: IT'S NOT.
  260.  
  261. 57
  262. 00:02:49,103 --> 00:02:50,337
  263. [SCOFFS]
  264.  
  265. 58
  266. 00:02:50,339 --> 00:02:51,473
  267. IT'S HOPELESS.
  268.  
  269. 59
  270. 00:02:53,775 --> 00:02:55,840
  271. OKAY.
  272.  
  273. 60
  274. 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:57,376
  275. ONE DAY,
  276. I WILL CODE AN APP
  277.  
  278. 61
  279. 00:02:57,378 --> 00:02:59,077
  280. THAT WILL REALLY
  281. MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
  282.  
  283. 62
  284. 00:02:59,079 --> 00:03:02,247
  285. JAMES, I KNOW IT'S
  286. NOT PRINCETON OR M.I.T.
  287.  
  288. 63
  289. 00:03:02,249 --> 00:03:03,984
  290. NO, MOM, DON'T DO THAT.
  291. IT'S OKAY.
  292.  
  293. 64
  294. 00:03:05,819 --> 00:03:07,252
  295. [SIGHS]
  296. I JUST REALLY HOPE
  297.  
  298. 65
  299. 00:03:07,254 --> 00:03:09,187
  300. MY ROOMMATE'S, LIKE,
  301. AT LEAST A LITTLE SMART.
  302.  
  303. 66
  304. 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,922
  305. MOM, LET'S GO.
  306.  
  307. 67
  308. 00:03:11,924 --> 00:03:14,258
  309. I'VE GOT A PARTY
  310. TO GET TO TONIGHT.
  311.  
  312. 68
  313. 00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:17,161
  314. OKAY.
  315. AAH.
  316.  
  317. 69
  318. 00:03:17,163 --> 00:03:19,263
  319. THIS IS WHERE I LEAVE YOU.
  320.  
  321. 70
  322. 00:03:19,265 --> 00:03:21,498
  323. OOH, I LOVE YOU,
  324. I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU.
  325.  
  326. 71
  327. 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:24,369
  328. OKAY, JAMES... HAVE FUN.
  329.  
  330. 72
  331. 00:03:25,904 --> 00:03:28,104
  332. - BYE, JAMES.
  333. - BYE, JAMES.
  334.  
  335. 73
  336. 00:03:28,106 --> 00:03:30,139
  337. BE GOOD.
  338. NO, DON'T BE GOOD.
  339.  
  340. 74
  341. 00:03:30,141 --> 00:03:32,140
  342. BE ROTTEN,
  343. BUT EAT GOOD,
  344.  
  345. 75
  346. 00:03:32,142 --> 00:03:35,944
  347. - AND HAVE FUN, AND...
  348. - MOM, LET'S GO.
  349.  
  350. 76
  351. 00:03:35,946 --> 00:03:37,847
  352. I'M SURE YOUR ROOMMATE
  353. WILL BE LOVELY.
  354.  
  355. 77
  356. 00:03:42,185 --> 00:03:43,186
  357. [SIGHS]
  358.  
  359. 78
  360. 00:04:06,073 --> 00:04:07,074
  361. JAMES: OH.
  362.  
  363. 79
  364. 00:04:08,442 --> 00:04:11,143
  365. HI.
  366. YOU MUST BE LANCE.
  367.  
  368. 80
  369. 00:04:11,145 --> 00:04:16,615
  370. YEAH. YOU MUST BE MY SOON-TO-BE-TRANSFERRED-
  371. TO-ANOTHER-COLLEGE ROOMMATE.
  372.  
  373. 81
  374. 00:04:16,617 --> 00:04:18,583
  375. OH, OKAY.
  376. UM...
  377.  
  378. 82
  379. 00:04:18,585 --> 00:04:20,184
  380. SO THIS IS YOUR SIDE
  381. OF THE ROOM.
  382.  
  383. 83
  384. 00:04:20,186 --> 00:04:22,320
  385. I HAVE LEFT IT
  386. COMPLETELY UNTOUCHED.
  387.  
  388. 84
  389. 00:04:22,322 --> 00:04:24,087
  390. DO YOU NEED HELP
  391. BRINGING ANYTHING IN?
  392.  
  393. 85
  394. 00:04:24,089 --> 00:04:26,358
  395. NO, I GOT IT COVERED.
  396. THANKS, THOUGH.
  397.  
  398. 86
  399. 00:04:27,860 --> 00:04:29,361
  400. HEY, DO YOU WANT TO GRAB
  401. SOMETHING TO EAT?
  402.  
  403. 87
  404. 00:04:30,862 --> 00:04:32,895
  405. ACTUALLY, YEAH,
  406. AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO.
  407.  
  408. 88
  409. 00:04:32,897 --> 00:04:34,230
  410. - YEAH.
  411. - OKAY, COOL.
  412.  
  413. 89
  414. 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:35,865
  415. I'LL SEE YOU, MAN.
  416.  
  417. 90
  418. 00:04:35,867 --> 00:04:37,634
  419. UH, OKAY, NO, YEAH.
  420.  
  421. 91
  422. 00:04:37,636 --> 00:04:39,568
  423. THAT'S... THAT'S COOL.
  424. I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO.
  425.  
  426. 92
  427. 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:41,404
  428. I WAS GONNA FINISH UP
  429. ON SOME WORK THAT I WAS DOING,
  430.  
  431. 93
  432. 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:44,640
  433. SO MAYBE WE COULD CHAT ABOUT IT
  434. LATER OVER SOME CHAI TEA,
  435.  
  436. 94
  437. 00:04:44,642 --> 00:04:47,177
  438. OR... OKAY.
  439.  
  440. 95
  441. 00:04:50,647 --> 00:04:53,849
  442. [MUSIC PLAYING]
  443.  
  444. 96
  445. 00:04:56,486 --> 00:04:59,286
  446. HERE YOU GO, MAN.
  447. HAVE A NICE NIGHT.
  448.  
  449. 97
  450. 00:04:59,288 --> 00:05:01,457
  451. WOMAN: ORDER NUMBER SEVEN
  452. IS READY!
  453.  
  454. 98
  455. 00:05:08,897 --> 00:05:10,832
  456. GOD, I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU.
  457.  
  458. 99
  459. 00:05:12,634 --> 00:05:14,300
  460. I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME.
  461.  
  462. 100
  463. 00:05:14,302 --> 00:05:16,001
  464. OH, IT'S... UH, IT'S ROB.
  465.  
  466. 101
  467. 00:05:16,003 --> 00:05:19,571
  468. ROB.
  469. WHAT'S YOUR LAST NAME, ROB?
  470.  
  471. 102
  472. 00:05:19,573 --> 00:05:22,507
  473. [CHUCKLES] WHY DO YOU
  474. NEED SO MUCH INFORMATION?
  475.  
  476. 103
  477. 00:05:22,509 --> 00:05:25,410
  478. YOUR LAST NAME IS
  479. "SO MUCH INFORMATION"?
  480.  
  481. 104
  482. 00:05:25,412 --> 00:05:27,446
  483. WELL, YEAH.
  484.  
  485. 105
  486. 00:05:27,448 --> 00:05:29,882
  487. LOOK, YOU SEE THIS?
  488.  
  489. 106
  490. 00:05:30,683 --> 00:05:32,116
  491. WHAT? IT'S A PHONE.
  492.  
  493. 107
  494. 00:05:32,118 --> 00:05:33,451
  495. NO, NO, NO,
  496. IT'S NOT A PHONE.
  497.  
  498. 108
  499. 00:05:33,453 --> 00:05:36,953
  500. THIS IS A 24/7 PORTAL
  501. TO ALL THE SEX THAT
  502.  
  503. 109
  504. 00:05:36,955 --> 00:05:39,489
  505. I COULD EVER DREAM ABOUT.
  506.  
  507. 110
  508. 00:05:39,491 --> 00:05:41,224
  509. ALL I HAVE TO DO IS CLICK.
  510.  
  511. 111
  512. 00:05:41,226 --> 00:05:42,692
  513. SO...?
  514.  
  515. 112
  516. 00:05:42,694 --> 00:05:46,363
  517. SO, I MEAN,
  518. YOU'RE OBSOLETE.
  519.  
  520. 113
  521. 00:05:46,365 --> 00:05:49,599
  522. OKAY, LIKE, I'M NOT GONNA TELL
  523. YOU WHAT MY LAST NAME IS,
  524.  
  525. 114
  526. 00:05:49,601 --> 00:05:51,400
  527. AND I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU
  528. WHERE I'M FROM
  529.  
  530. 115
  531. 00:05:51,402 --> 00:05:54,470
  532. OR WHERE I GO TO SCHOOL
  533. OR WHAT I DO AT SCHOOL, OKAY?
  534.  
  535. 116
  536. 00:05:54,472 --> 00:05:57,038
  537. AND YOU KNOW
  538. WHAT THE BEST PART IS?
  539.  
  540. 117
  541. 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:59,409
  542. I DON'T HAVE TO, OKAY?
  543.  
  544. 118
  545. 00:06:02,345 --> 00:06:04,645
  546. HEY, HEY, WESLEY, MAN.
  547. WAIT UP, MAN.
  548.  
  549. 119
  550. 00:06:04,647 --> 00:06:06,381
  551. WESLEY.
  552.  
  553. 120
  554. 00:06:06,383 --> 00:06:07,582
  555. HE WAS CUTE.
  556.  
  557. 121
  558. 00:06:07,584 --> 00:06:10,317
  559. - I GUESS.
  560. - WHY'D HE LEAVE?
  561.  
  562. 122
  563. 00:06:10,319 --> 00:06:12,652
  564. HE WOULDN'T EVEN TELL ME
  565. HIS LAST NAME.
  566.  
  567. 123
  568. 00:06:12,654 --> 00:06:14,521
  569. SO?
  570.  
  571. 124
  572. 00:06:14,523 --> 00:06:15,988
  573. SO I'M GOING HOME.
  574.  
  575. 125
  576. 00:06:15,990 --> 00:06:17,324
  577. HEY, WAIT.
  578.  
  579. 126
  580. 00:06:17,326 --> 00:06:19,293
  581. MIND IF I HOOK UP WITH HIM?
  582.  
  583. 127
  584. 00:06:20,228 --> 00:06:21,529
  585. WHATEVER, RACHEL.
  586.  
  587. 128
  588. 00:06:23,398 --> 00:06:25,698
  589. HEY, WAIT UP.
  590. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR NAME IS,
  591.  
  592. 129
  593. 00:06:25,700 --> 00:06:27,468
  594. FIRST OR LAST.
  595.  
  596. 130
  597. 00:06:29,604 --> 00:06:30,605
  598. HANNAH?
  599.  
  600. 131
  601. 00:06:32,172 --> 00:06:35,573
  602. - YOU GO TO SCHOOL HERE?
  603. - YEP.
  604.  
  605. 132
  606. 00:06:35,575 --> 00:06:38,710
  607. - ME, TOO.
  608. - OKAY, COOL.
  609.  
  610. 133
  611. 00:06:38,712 --> 00:06:40,445
  612. I MEAN, I HAVEN'T
  613. SEEN YOU SINCE...
  614.  
  615. 134
  616. 00:06:40,447 --> 00:06:43,013
  617. SINCE PROM NIGHT IN MAY.
  618.  
  619. 135
  620. 00:06:43,015 --> 00:06:45,048
  621. YEAH, JAMES, LET'S PLEASE
  622. NOT TALK ABOUT IT.
  623.  
  624. 136
  625. 00:06:45,050 --> 00:06:47,317
  626. LOOK, I WAS JUST
  627. TRYING TO IMPRESS YOU.
  628.  
  629. 137
  630. 00:06:47,319 --> 00:06:50,454
  631. - YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT IT.
  632. - LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID SO WRONG.
  633.  
  634. 138
  635. 00:06:50,456 --> 00:06:53,122
  636. I MEAN, I...
  637. WAS MY VOICE THAT BAD?
  638.  
  639. 139
  640. 00:06:53,124 --> 00:06:55,591
  641. NO, YOUR VOICE WAS GREAT.
  642.  
  643. 140
  644. 00:06:55,593 --> 00:06:58,261
  645. THEN WHAT DID I DO WRONG?
  646.  
  647. 141
  648. 00:06:58,263 --> 00:07:00,061
  649. JAMES.
  650.  
  651. 142
  652. 00:07:00,063 --> 00:07:02,498
  653. YOU KNOW HOW SHY I AM.
  654.  
  655. 143
  656. 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:04,366
  657. WHEN YOU PICKED UP
  658. THAT MICROPHONE
  659.  
  660. 144
  661. 00:07:04,368 --> 00:07:06,568
  662. AND ANNOUNCED MY NAME IN FRONT
  663. OF A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE,
  664.  
  665. 145
  666. 00:07:06,570 --> 00:07:09,504
  667. 400 PAIRS OF EYES
  668. TURNED TO FACE ME.
  669.  
  670. 146
  671. 00:07:09,506 --> 00:07:12,607
  672. I WAS MORTIFIED.
  673. I UNDERSTAND
  674.  
  675. 147
  676. 00:07:12,609 --> 00:07:15,609
  677. THAT YOU WANTED TO EXPRESS
  678. YOUR FEELINGS TO ME,
  679.  
  680. 148
  681. 00:07:15,611 --> 00:07:18,746
  682. BUT THERE'S A WAY BETTER WAY OF
  683. DOING THAT THAN HUMILIATING ME.
  684.  
  685. 149
  686. 00:07:18,748 --> 00:07:22,348
  687. HANNAH, I'M REALLY SORRY.
  688. SERIOUSLY, MY INTENTIONS
  689.  
  690. 150
  691. 00:07:22,350 --> 00:07:24,217
  692. WERE THE EXACT OPPOSITE
  693. OF THE RESULTS,
  694.  
  695. 151
  696. 00:07:24,219 --> 00:07:26,352
  697. AND I WAS JUST TRYING
  698. TO SHOW YOU THAT I LIKED YOU
  699.  
  700. 152
  701. 00:07:26,354 --> 00:07:28,388
  702. BEFORE WE GRADUATED
  703. AND WENT OFF TO COLLEGE,
  704.  
  705. 153
  706. 00:07:28,390 --> 00:07:32,559
  707. AND I TRIED FOR FOUR YEARS
  708. AND NOTHING WORKED.
  709.  
  710. 154
  711. 00:07:32,561 --> 00:07:37,129
  712. PLEASE JUST WALK ME TO MY DORM
  713. AND THEN LEAVE ME ALONE.
  714.  
  715. 155
  716. 00:07:37,131 --> 00:07:38,730
  717. I'M JUST NEVER
  718. GONNA SING AGAIN.
  719.  
  720. 156
  721. 00:07:38,732 --> 00:07:40,399
  722. NO, YOU DON'T
  723. HAVE TO DO THAT,
  724.  
  725. 157
  726. 00:07:40,401 --> 00:07:42,668
  727. AND YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE
  728. TO DO THAT FOR ME.
  729.  
  730. 158
  731. 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:44,670
  732. I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU,
  733. HANNAH.
  734.  
  735. 159
  736. 00:07:44,672 --> 00:07:49,042
  737. THEN PLEASE, LEAVE ME ALONE IN
  738. MY QUIET SPACE WITH MY BOOKS.
  739.  
  740. 160
  741. 00:07:53,312 --> 00:07:55,145
  742. IF YOU WANT TO READ,
  743. I'LL WATCH THE GROUND
  744.  
  745. 161
  746. 00:07:55,147 --> 00:07:57,481
  747. SO YOU DON'T TRIP
  748. ON ANYTHING ELSE.
  749.  
  750. 162
  751. 00:07:57,483 --> 00:07:58,484
  752. OKAY.
  753.  
  754. 163
  755. 00:07:59,785 --> 00:08:01,785
  756. AT LEAST TELL ME
  757. WHAT YOU'RE READING.
  758.  
  759. 164
  760. 00:08:01,787 --> 00:08:04,690
  761. - "SENSE AND SENSIBILITY" BY JANE AUSTEN.
  762. - JANE AUSTEN.
  763.  
  764. 165
  765. 00:08:05,791 --> 00:08:07,690
  766. HAVE YOU READ HER WORK?
  767.  
  768. 166
  769. 00:08:07,692 --> 00:08:10,226
  770. I LOVE JANE AUSTEN, YEAH.
  771.  
  772. 167
  773. 00:08:10,228 --> 00:08:13,496
  774. - ME, TOO.
  775. - WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PART ABOUT HER?
  776.  
  777. 168
  778. 00:08:13,498 --> 00:08:17,232
  779. SHE WRITES COMPLEX,
  780. STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS.
  781.  
  782. 169
  783. 00:08:17,234 --> 00:08:19,667
  784. HER CHARACTERS
  785. ARE SO EXTRAVAGANT.
  786.  
  787. 170
  788. 00:08:19,669 --> 00:08:23,505
  789. THEIR NAMES ARE SO PRECISE,
  790. KINDA LIKE IP ADDRESSES.
  791.  
  792. 171
  793. 00:08:23,507 --> 00:08:28,043
  794. YEAH, I MEAN, YOU CAN TELL SO MUCH
  795. ABOUT A PERSON BY THEIR NAME.
  796.  
  797. 172
  798. 00:08:40,221 --> 00:08:41,222
  799. WELL...
  800.  
  801. 173
  802. 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:50,328
  803. HEY, UM,
  804. I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT...
  805.  
  806. 174
  807. 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:52,533
  808. THERE'S A CHASM BETWEEN
  809. MY INTENTIONS AND MY RESULTS.
  810.  
  811. 175
  812. 00:08:56,102 --> 00:08:58,337
  813. I KNOW
  814. YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
  815.  
  816. 176
  817. 00:08:59,505 --> 00:09:00,839
  818. I'LL SEE YOU IN CS.
  819.  
  820. 177
  821. 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:03,774
  822. - ELEVATOR: FLOOR NUMBER FIVE.
  823. - YES, YEAH.
  824.  
  825. 178
  826. 00:09:03,776 --> 00:09:06,244
  827. - I'LL SEE YOU AS WELL.
  828. - ELEVATOR: GOING UP.
  829.  
  830. 179
  831. 00:09:12,484 --> 00:09:15,652
  832. ( DOOR HANDLE JAMMING )
  833.  
  834. 180
  835. 00:09:15,654 --> 00:09:17,720
  836. [LANCE] WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! JUST
  837. COME BACK TOMORROW, ALL RIGHT?
  838.  
  839. 181
  840. 00:09:17,722 --> 00:09:19,254
  841. I GOT COMPANY.
  842.  
  843. 182
  844. 00:09:19,256 --> 00:09:20,890
  845. WHAT? WHY?
  846. WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP?
  847.  
  848. 183
  849. 00:09:20,892 --> 00:09:24,259
  850. [LANCE] NOT HERE.
  851.  
  852. 184
  853. 00:09:24,261 --> 00:09:27,863
  854. JUST FIGURE IT OUT, MAN.
  855.  
  856. 185
  857. 00:09:27,865 --> 00:09:31,165
  858. YEAH, JUST ATE DINNER,
  859. TUCKED IN FOR BED NOW.
  860.  
  861. 186
  862. 00:09:31,167 --> 00:09:32,533
  863. [WASHING MACHINE WHIRRING]
  864.  
  865. 187
  866. 00:09:32,535 --> 00:09:35,303
  867. REALLY COMFORTABLE, ACTUALLY.
  868.  
  869. 188
  870. 00:09:35,305 --> 00:09:36,737
  871. UH, YEAH,
  872. THE SHEETS YOU GOT ME,
  873.  
  874. 189
  875. 00:09:36,739 --> 00:09:39,372
  876. THEY'RE REALLY SOFT.
  877.  
  878. 190
  879. 00:09:39,374 --> 00:09:40,710
  880. USING THEM A LOT.
  881.  
  882. 191
  883. 00:09:42,411 --> 00:09:44,344
  884. LANCE SEEMS...
  885.  
  886. 192
  887. 00:09:44,346 --> 00:09:46,145
  888. PRETTY ACCEPTING OF ME.
  889.  
  890. 193
  891. 00:09:46,147 --> 00:09:48,182
  892. [WASHING MACHINE BEEPS]
  893.  
  894. 194
  895. 00:10:02,295 --> 00:10:04,195
  896. [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
  897.  
  898. 195
  899. 00:10:04,197 --> 00:10:05,396
  900. [MAN] HEY!
  901.  
  902. 196
  903. 00:10:05,398 --> 00:10:08,499
  904. OH! GET DRESSED,
  905. GET DRESSED!
  906.  
  907. 197
  908. 00:10:08,501 --> 00:10:10,367
  909. YOU PROMISED ME
  910. COFFEE AND BAGELS.
  911.  
  912. 198
  913. 00:10:10,369 --> 00:10:12,837
  914. YEAH, I KNOW.
  915. I'LL SEND YOU THE GIFT CARD
  916.  
  917. 199
  918. 00:10:12,839 --> 00:10:14,638
  919. VIA THE EMAIL
  920. FOR BAGEL BROS,
  921.  
  922. 200
  923. 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:16,206
  924. BUT RIGHT NOW YOU GOTTA
  925. GET DRESSED,
  926.  
  927. 201
  928. 00:10:16,208 --> 00:10:17,708
  929. - YOU'RE GOING OUT THE WINDOW.
  930. - EXCUSE ME?
  931.  
  932. 202
  933. 00:10:17,710 --> 00:10:19,843
  934. YEAH, YOU'RE EXITING
  935. VIA WINDOW.
  936.  
  937. 203
  938. 00:10:19,845 --> 00:10:21,344
  939. ARE YOU CRAZY?
  940.  
  941. 204
  942. 00:10:21,346 --> 00:10:22,545
  943. IT'S LITERALLY JUST
  944. THE GROUND FLOOR,
  945.  
  946. 205
  947. 00:10:22,547 --> 00:10:24,213
  948. YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.
  949.  
  950. 206
  951. 00:10:24,215 --> 00:10:25,748
  952. ALL THOSE NICE THINGS
  953. I SAID ABOUT YOU LAST NIGHT,
  954.  
  955. 207
  956. 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,249
  957. I TAKE THEM ALL BACK.
  958.  
  959. 208
  960. 00:10:27,251 --> 00:10:28,684
  961. [MAN] HEY, HEY, HEY!
  962. YOU IN THERE?
  963.  
  964. 209
  965. 00:10:28,686 --> 00:10:31,219
  966. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
  967. I'M COMING, POPS!
  968.  
  969. 210
  970. 00:10:31,221 --> 00:10:33,588
  971. I'M JUST... UM...
  972. PUTTING ON SOME PANTS.
  973.  
  974. 211
  975. 00:10:33,590 --> 00:10:35,690
  976. - [DOOR RATTLING]
  977. - WHAT'S YOUR DAD DOING HERE?
  978.  
  979. 212
  980. 00:10:35,692 --> 00:10:37,759
  981. I THINK HE'S JUST BRINGING
  982. ME MY STUFF, ALL RIGHT?
  983.  
  984. 213
  985. 00:10:37,761 --> 00:10:39,628
  986. BUT IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO,
  987. COME ON.
  988.  
  989. 214
  990. 00:10:39,630 --> 00:10:40,929
  991. [GIRL]
  992. I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS.
  993.  
  994. 215
  995. 00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:43,900
  996. HEY! BIMBO FLYING!
  997. SOMEBODY CATCH HER!
  998.  
  999. 216
  1000. 00:10:46,302 --> 00:10:48,268
  1001. [SCREAMS]
  1002.  
  1003. 217
  1004. 00:10:48,270 --> 00:10:49,870
  1005. HEY!
  1006.  
  1007. 218
  1008. 00:10:49,872 --> 00:10:51,672
  1009. DUDE...
  1010.  
  1011. 219
  1012. 00:10:51,674 --> 00:10:53,641
  1013. I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HAVE
  1014. TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.
  1015.  
  1016. 220
  1017. 00:10:53,643 --> 00:10:54,777
  1018. - [LAUGHTER]
  1019. - COME HERE.
  1020.  
  1021. 221
  1022. 00:10:56,778 --> 00:10:59,245
  1023. IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN.
  1024.  
  1025. 222
  1026. 00:10:59,247 --> 00:11:00,613
  1027. THANKS FOR COMING OUT.
  1028.  
  1029. 223
  1030. 00:11:00,615 --> 00:11:01,781
  1031. WOW!
  1032.  
  1033. 224
  1034. 00:11:01,783 --> 00:11:03,315
  1035. YOU HAD A GOOD TRIP UP?
  1036.  
  1037. 225
  1038. 00:11:03,317 --> 00:11:04,616
  1039. YEAH, GREAT TRIP!
  1040. WOW!
  1041.  
  1042. 226
  1043. 00:11:04,618 --> 00:11:06,885
  1044. - GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
  1045. - WOW!
  1046.  
  1047. 227
  1048. 00:11:06,887 --> 00:11:08,420
  1049. WELL, THIS IS THE SPOT.
  1050.  
  1051. 228
  1052. 00:11:08,422 --> 00:11:09,721
  1053. AWESOME, BRO,
  1054. THIS IS AWESOME.
  1055.  
  1056. 229
  1057. 00:11:09,723 --> 00:11:11,890
  1058. - DESK, BED...
  1059. - [CHUCKLES]
  1060.  
  1061. 230
  1062. 00:11:11,892 --> 00:11:14,760
  1063. - HEY, THIS IS INGA.
  1064. - INGA?
  1065.  
  1066. 231
  1067. 00:11:14,762 --> 00:11:18,262
  1068. - [INGA] HI.
  1069. - INGA?
  1070.  
  1071. 232
  1072. 00:11:18,264 --> 00:11:20,898
  1073. WHAT HAPPENED TO FABIOLA?
  1074.  
  1075. 233
  1076. 00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:24,234
  1077. - INGA HAPPENED TO FABIOLA.
  1078. - OH.
  1079.  
  1080. 234
  1081. 00:11:24,236 --> 00:11:26,336
  1082. [CHUCKLES]
  1083. ALL GOOD, ALL GOOD.
  1084.  
  1085. 235
  1086. 00:11:26,338 --> 00:11:28,738
  1087. - OKAY.
  1088. - HEY, INGA, UNPACK EVERYTHING,
  1089.  
  1090. 236
  1091. 00:11:28,740 --> 00:11:31,241
  1092. AND THEN KINDA PUT IT ALL AWAY
  1093. NICE AND ORGANIZED.
  1094.  
  1095. 237
  1096. 00:11:31,243 --> 00:11:32,942
  1097. - SURE.
  1098. - I'MA TAKE THE BIG GUY OUT TO BREAKFAST.
  1099.  
  1100. 238
  1101. 00:11:32,944 --> 00:11:34,376
  1102. - SURE.
  1103. - IS THAT GREAT?
  1104.  
  1105. 239
  1106. 00:11:34,378 --> 00:11:35,847
  1107. BAGELS AND COFFEE.
  1108.  
  1109. 240
  1110. 00:11:39,617 --> 00:11:42,718
  1111. [PROFESSOR]
  1112. WHICH WOULD MAKE THAT...
  1113.  
  1114. 241
  1115. 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:46,320
  1116. SORRY I'M LATE, PROFESSOR,
  1117. I WAS JUST, UM...
  1118.  
  1119. 242
  1120. 00:11:46,322 --> 00:11:49,791
  1121. READING THAT BOOK
  1122. IN YOUR SYLLABUS.
  1123.  
  1124. 243
  1125. 00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:52,260
  1126. SO LATENESS WILL PUT YOU
  1127. ON THE FAST TRACK
  1128.  
  1129. 244
  1130. 00:11:52,262 --> 00:11:53,961
  1131. TO GETTING AN F
  1132. IN MY CLASS.
  1133.  
  1134. 245
  1135. 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:55,665
  1136. TAKE A SEAT.
  1137.  
  1138. 246
  1139. 00:11:57,033 --> 00:11:58,900
  1140. AND WIPE THE GIRL
  1141. OFF YOUR FACE, PLEASE.
  1142.  
  1143. 247
  1144. 00:11:58,902 --> 00:12:02,602
  1145. [CLEARS THROAT]
  1146. ALL RIGHT, SO, YOUR ASSIGNMENT
  1147.  
  1148. 248
  1149. 00:12:02,604 --> 00:12:04,638
  1150. WAS TO CREATE TRUTH TABLES
  1151.  
  1152. 249
  1153. 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,539
  1154. BASED ON THE READING.
  1155.  
  1156. 250
  1157. 00:12:06,541 --> 00:12:10,010
  1158. SO, WHO AMONG YOU
  1159. DID THE ASSIGNMENT?
  1160.  
  1161. 251
  1162. 00:12:10,012 --> 00:12:14,046
  1163. UM, I COMPLETED THE ASSIGNMENT,
  1164. PROFESSOR BARNES.
  1165.  
  1166. 252
  1167. 00:12:14,048 --> 00:12:16,448
  1168. I'M SORRY,
  1169. TODAY'S THE FIRST DAY OF CLASS,
  1170.  
  1171. 253
  1172. 00:12:16,450 --> 00:12:17,917
  1173. WHEN DID YOU ASSIGN THIS?
  1174.  
  1175. 254
  1176. 00:12:17,919 --> 00:12:19,784
  1177. IT WAS IN YOUR SYLLABUS
  1178. I SENT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU
  1179.  
  1180. 255
  1181. 00:12:19,786 --> 00:12:21,953
  1182. OVER TWO WEEKS AGO.
  1183.  
  1184. 256
  1185. 00:12:21,955 --> 00:12:23,455
  1186. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
  1187.  
  1188. 257
  1189. 00:12:23,457 --> 00:12:24,856
  1190. UH, JAMES SINGER.
  1191.  
  1192. 258
  1193. 00:12:24,858 --> 00:12:26,925
  1194. ALL RIGHT, JAMES,
  1195. SINCE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
  1196.  
  1197. 259
  1198. 00:12:26,927 --> 00:12:27,926
  1199. WHO APPARENTLY READ
  1200. THE SYLLABUS,
  1201.  
  1202. 260
  1203. 00:12:27,928 --> 00:12:29,660
  1204. OR COMPLETED THE ASSIGNMENT,
  1205.  
  1206. 261
  1207. 00:12:29,662 --> 00:12:32,663
  1208. WOULD YOU CARE TO STAND UP
  1209. AND EXPLAIN IT TO THE CLASS?
  1210.  
  1211. 262
  1212. 00:12:32,665 --> 00:12:34,631
  1213. UH, YEAH,
  1214. OF COURSE, YEAH.
  1215.  
  1216. 263
  1217. 00:12:34,633 --> 00:12:36,700
  1218. THAT, MY FRIEND, PUTS YOU ON
  1219. THE FAST TRACK TO GETTING AN A,
  1220.  
  1221. 264
  1222. 00:12:36,702 --> 00:12:37,903
  1223. OKAY?
  1224.  
  1225. 265
  1226. 00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:45,942
  1227. UH...
  1228.  
  1229. 266
  1230. 00:12:45,944 --> 00:12:50,712
  1231. ACTUALLY, I DIDN'T DO IT,
  1232. IT WAS A DIFFERENT ONE.
  1233.  
  1234. 267
  1235. 00:12:50,714 --> 00:12:52,681
  1236. I DIDN'T COMPLETE IT AT ALL,
  1237. ACTUALLY.
  1238.  
  1239. 268
  1240. 00:12:52,683 --> 00:12:54,583
  1241. [PROFESSOR]
  1242. UH-HUH.
  1243.  
  1244. 269
  1245. 00:12:54,585 --> 00:12:57,085
  1246. GOD, I MISS NEW HAVEN.
  1247.  
  1248. 270
  1249. 00:12:57,087 --> 00:12:58,787
  1250. LISTEN...
  1251. [CLEARS THROAT]
  1252.  
  1253. 271
  1254. 00:12:58,789 --> 00:13:02,723
  1255. ...THIS CLASS IS YOUR DOORWAY
  1256. TO EVERY OTHER
  1257.  
  1258. 272
  1259. 00:13:02,725 --> 00:13:06,660
  1260. COMPUTER SCIENCE COURSE
  1261. IN THIS ENTIRE COLLEGE.
  1262.  
  1263. 273
  1264. 00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:08,763
  1265. IT IS A REQUIREMENT
  1266. THAT I MAKE IT TOUGH.
  1267.  
  1268. 274
  1269. 00:13:08,765 --> 00:13:10,597
  1270. WHY IS THAT A REQUIREMENT?
  1271.  
  1272. 275
  1273. 00:13:10,599 --> 00:13:12,365
  1274. TO WEED OUT THE UNWORTHY.
  1275.  
  1276. 276
  1277. 00:13:12,367 --> 00:13:14,567
  1278. THE CODING FIELD IS OVERCROWDED
  1279. WITH DABBLERS,
  1280.  
  1281. 277
  1282. 00:13:14,569 --> 00:13:16,836
  1283. AND I FOR ONE...
  1284. EXCUSE ME, TAKE THOSE OFF!
  1285.  
  1286. 278
  1287. 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:18,838
  1288. THANK YOU.
  1289.  
  1290. 279
  1291. 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:21,340
  1292. AND STOP LOOKING
  1293. AT YOUR NAILS, THANK YOU.
  1294.  
  1295. 280
  1296. 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:24,510
  1297. SO, IF YOU WANT TO TAKE ANY
  1298. OTHER COMPUTER SCIENCE COURSES
  1299.  
  1300. 281
  1301. 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:25,811
  1302. AT THIS COLLEGE, OR YOU WANT
  1303. A CAREER IN IT,
  1304.  
  1305. 282
  1306. 00:13:25,813 --> 00:13:27,513
  1307. YOU HAVE TO TAKE MY CLASS,
  1308.  
  1309. 283
  1310. 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:31,516
  1311. AND IN ORDER TO PASS MY CLASS,
  1312. YOU HAVE TO WORK...
  1313.  
  1314. 284
  1315. 00:13:31,518 --> 00:13:33,551
  1316. VERY HARD.
  1317.  
  1318. 285
  1319. 00:13:33,553 --> 00:13:35,288
  1320. CLASS DISMISSED.
  1321.  
  1322. 286
  1323. 00:13:42,095 --> 00:13:44,496
  1324. [MUTTERING]
  1325.  
  1326. 287
  1327. 00:13:47,866 --> 00:13:49,868
  1328. - WHAT'S UP?
  1329. - HEY, SQUARE.
  1330.  
  1331. 288
  1332. 00:13:51,502 --> 00:13:53,036
  1333. LISTEN,
  1334. ME AND THE OTHER STUDENTS,
  1335.  
  1336. 289
  1337. 00:13:53,038 --> 00:13:55,771
  1338. WE KINDA... WE'VE COME UP
  1339. WITH A PLAN.
  1340.  
  1341. 290
  1342. 00:13:55,773 --> 00:13:56,906
  1343. FOR WHAT?
  1344.  
  1345. 291
  1346. 00:13:56,908 --> 00:13:59,508
  1347. TO PASS CS.
  1348.  
  1349. 292
  1350. 00:13:59,510 --> 00:14:01,110
  1351. UH, WHAT'S THE PLAN?
  1352.  
  1353. 293
  1354. 00:14:01,112 --> 00:14:05,080
  1355. [SNORTS] BRO, ARE YOU GONNA
  1356. SLEEP WITH PROFESSOR BARNES?
  1357.  
  1358. 294
  1359. 00:14:05,082 --> 00:14:06,514
  1360. - NO, I'M NOT GONNA SLEEP WITH PROFESSOR BARNES.
  1361. - THAT'S GNARLY.
  1362.  
  1363. 295
  1364. 00:14:06,516 --> 00:14:08,483
  1365. DON'T DO IT.
  1366.  
  1367. 296
  1368. 00:14:08,485 --> 00:14:11,052
  1369. SHE WOULD PROBABLY FALL INTO A
  1370. DEPRESSION, EVEN THOUGH SHE DIGS ME.
  1371.  
  1372. 297
  1373. 00:14:11,054 --> 00:14:12,987
  1374. THE THING IS I WOULD GET
  1375. EXPELLED AND WE DON'T WANT THAT,
  1376.  
  1377. 298
  1378. 00:14:12,989 --> 00:14:15,489
  1379. SO WE HAVE TO DO THIS
  1380. A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT.
  1381.  
  1382. 299
  1383. 00:14:15,491 --> 00:14:16,723
  1384. HERE'S WHAT I'M THINKING,
  1385.  
  1386. 300
  1387. 00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:20,093
  1388. SHE CAN'T FAIL ALL OF US
  1389. AT ONCE, OKAY?
  1390.  
  1391. 301
  1392. 00:14:20,095 --> 00:14:23,396
  1393. SO WE EITHER SINK TOGETHER
  1394. OR WE DROWN TOGETHER.
  1395.  
  1396. 302
  1397. 00:14:23,398 --> 00:14:25,498
  1398. ISN'T THAT THE SAME THING?
  1399. I THINK IT'S THE SAME THING.
  1400.  
  1401. 303
  1402. 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:26,699
  1403. YEAH, I'M PRETTY SURE
  1404. IT'S THE POINT.
  1405.  
  1406. 304
  1407. 00:14:26,701 --> 00:14:28,501
  1408. I... I KNOW.
  1409.  
  1410. 305
  1411. 00:14:28,503 --> 00:14:31,070
  1412. I'M GONNA TELL YOU IF
  1413. AND WHEN WE DO THE ASSIGNMENTS,
  1414.  
  1415. 306
  1416. 00:14:31,072 --> 00:14:32,138
  1417. OKAY?
  1418.  
  1419. 307
  1420. 00:14:32,140 --> 00:14:33,538
  1421. HOW ARE YOU GONNA LEARN?
  1422.  
  1423. 308
  1424. 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,608
  1425. - [SNORTING]
  1426. - WHAT?
  1427.  
  1428. 309
  1429. 00:14:36,610 --> 00:14:39,044
  1430. HOW ARE WE GONNA LEARN?
  1431. BRO, WE DON'T WANNA LEARN.
  1432.  
  1433. 310
  1434. 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:41,412
  1435. WE JUST WANNA PASS
  1436. THE CS REQUIREMENTS.
  1437.  
  1438. 311
  1439. 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:44,049
  1440. NO, SPEAK FOR YOURSELF,
  1441. WESLEY.
  1442.  
  1443. 312
  1444. 00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:46,417
  1445. SORRY, I HATE HIM.
  1446. I WANT TO LEARN.
  1447.  
  1448. 313
  1449. 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,054
  1450. SEE, HE WANTS TO LEARN.
  1451.  
  1452. 314
  1453. 00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,590
  1454. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE PLAN
  1455. OR NOT?
  1456.  
  1457. 315
  1458. 00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:55,792
  1459. - HE WANTS TO...
  1460. - DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING?
  1461.  
  1462. 316
  1463. 00:14:55,794 --> 00:15:00,163
  1464. - I UNDERSTAND.
  1465. - GOOD.
  1466.  
  1467. 317
  1468. 00:15:00,165 --> 00:15:01,965
  1469. WE'LL BE IN CONTACT.
  1470.  
  1471. 318
  1472. 00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:05,134
  1473. TILL THEN, DO YOU,
  1474. BOO-BOO.
  1475.  
  1476. 319
  1477. 00:15:05,136 --> 00:15:06,635
  1478. COME ON GUYS, LET'S GO.
  1479.  
  1480. 320
  1481. 00:15:06,637 --> 00:15:08,570
  1482. - SEE YOU LATER, ALLIGATOR.
  1483. - OKAY, OKAY.
  1484.  
  1485. 321
  1486. 00:15:08,572 --> 00:15:09,838
  1487. - REMEMBER THAT.
  1488. - LOVE YOU.
  1489.  
  1490. 322
  1491. 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,607
  1492. WHAT?
  1493.  
  1494. 323
  1495. 00:15:11,609 --> 00:15:14,776
  1496. ALL RIGHT, NOW GUYS, WHAT
  1497. DATING APP WOULD YOU RECOMMEND?
  1498.  
  1499. 324
  1500. 00:15:14,778 --> 00:15:16,444
  1501. NONE OF 'EM, MAN,
  1502. DATING IS FOR PUTZES.
  1503.  
  1504. 325
  1505. 00:15:16,446 --> 00:15:18,146
  1506. WHY WOULD I WASTE MY MONEY
  1507. ON A MOVIE?
  1508.  
  1509. 326
  1510. 00:15:18,148 --> 00:15:20,648
  1511. - OR DINNER?
  1512. - OR FLOWERS?
  1513.  
  1514. 327
  1515. 00:15:20,650 --> 00:15:22,550
  1516. YOU KNOW, I NEVER
  1517. GAVE A GIRL FLOWERS.
  1518.  
  1519. 328
  1520. 00:15:22,552 --> 00:15:25,086
  1521. HEY, DON'T DISS FLOWERS,
  1522. MY DAD GIVES MY MOM FLOWERS
  1523.  
  1524. 329
  1525. 00:15:25,088 --> 00:15:26,653
  1526. ALL THE TIME AND IT
  1527. ALWAYS MAKES HER HAPPY.
  1528.  
  1529. 330
  1530. 00:15:26,655 --> 00:15:27,955
  1531. THAT WENT OUT
  1532. WITH THE 20TH CENTURY.
  1533.  
  1534. 331
  1535. 00:15:27,957 --> 00:15:29,123
  1536. I'M GONNA
  1537. FALL.
  1538.  
  1539. 332
  1540. 00:15:29,125 --> 00:15:30,624
  1541. IT'S A WASTE OF TIME
  1542. AND MONEY.
  1543.  
  1544. 333
  1545. 00:15:30,626 --> 00:15:32,092
  1546. YOU KNOW WHAT?
  1547. IT'S A NUMBERS GAME.
  1548.  
  1549. 334
  1550. 00:15:32,094 --> 00:15:35,862
  1551. SEE, THE MARKET IS SATURATED
  1552. IN SINGLE, SLUTTY GIRLS,
  1553.  
  1554. 335
  1555. 00:15:35,864 --> 00:15:37,898
  1556. AND IT'S A BUYER'S MARKET.
  1557.  
  1558. 336
  1559. 00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:39,632
  1560. HEY, LANCE, DO YOU HAVE
  1561. A MINUTE?
  1562.  
  1563. 337
  1564. 00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:41,100
  1565. ACTUALLY NO, WE'RE IN
  1566. A BOARD MEETING,
  1567.  
  1568. 338
  1569. 00:15:41,102 --> 00:15:45,503
  1570. - IT'S KINDA PRIVATE.
  1571. - OH, YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME?
  1572.  
  1573. 339
  1574. 00:15:45,505 --> 00:15:47,106
  1575. WELL, DO I KNOW YOU?
  1576.  
  1577. 340
  1578. 00:15:47,108 --> 00:15:50,541
  1579. UH, YEAH,
  1580. WE SLEPT TOGETHER.
  1581.  
  1582. 341
  1583. 00:15:50,543 --> 00:15:53,177
  1584. - UM...
  1585. - YOU NEVER CALLED.
  1586.  
  1587. 342
  1588. 00:15:53,179 --> 00:15:55,747
  1589. [CHUCKLES]
  1590. I WILL CALL YOU.
  1591.  
  1592. 343
  1593. 00:15:55,749 --> 00:15:57,514
  1594. I PROMISE, I WILL CALL YOU.
  1595.  
  1596. 344
  1597. 00:15:57,516 --> 00:15:59,850
  1598. OKAY?
  1599.  
  1600. 345
  1601. 00:15:59,852 --> 00:16:00,918
  1602. BYE.
  1603.  
  1604. 346
  1605. 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:04,821
  1606. HE IS NOT GONNA CALL YOU.
  1607.  
  1608. 347
  1609. 00:16:04,823 --> 00:16:07,090
  1610. SO WHAT WOULD YOU GUYS SAY
  1611. IS THE BEST HOOK-UP APP?
  1612.  
  1613. 348
  1614. 00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,659
  1615. UM...
  1616.  
  1617. 349
  1618. 00:16:09,661 --> 00:16:12,195
  1619. WELL, I GUESS THE PERFECT APP
  1620. HASN'T EVEN BEEN CREATED YET.
  1621.  
  1622. 350
  1623. 00:16:12,197 --> 00:16:14,630
  1624. - WHOA.
  1625. - HELLO.
  1626.  
  1627. 351
  1628. 00:16:14,632 --> 00:16:17,499
  1629. YEAH, BUT WHAT FEATURES
  1630. DO YOU THINK WE NEED?
  1631.  
  1632. 352
  1633. 00:16:17,501 --> 00:16:20,269
  1634. YOU KNOW, IT WOULD HAVE
  1635. A GIRL AIRLIFTED OUT OF MY BED
  1636.  
  1637. 353
  1638. 00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,238
  1639. - THE SECOND I'M FINISHED WITH HER.
  1640. - OOH!
  1641.  
  1642. 354
  1643. 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:25,840
  1644. YIKES, I DON'T THINK TELEPORTATION
  1645. EXISTS YET, LANCE, SO...
  1646.  
  1647. 355
  1648. 00:16:25,842 --> 00:16:27,842
  1649. I WAS BEING THEORETICAL.
  1650.  
  1651. 356
  1652. 00:16:27,844 --> 00:16:29,510
  1653. YEAH, THEORETICAL.
  1654.  
  1655. 357
  1656. 00:16:29,512 --> 00:16:32,613
  1657. YOU KNOW, IT WOULD HAVE TO
  1658. MAKE SURE THAT A GIRL
  1659.  
  1660. 358
  1661. 00:16:32,615 --> 00:16:34,648
  1662. COULDN'T FIND ME AFTER,
  1663. YOU KNOW?
  1664.  
  1665. 359
  1666. 00:16:34,650 --> 00:16:35,983
  1667. OR EVEN IF
  1668. SHE WANTED TO FIND ME
  1669.  
  1670. 360
  1671. 00:16:35,985 --> 00:16:38,518
  1672. SHE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO
  1673. BECAUSE THE INFORMATION
  1674.  
  1675. 361
  1676. 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:41,088
  1677. WOULD GET LOST OR MAYBE
  1678. IT WOULD JUST MORPH MY ACCOUNT
  1679.  
  1680. 362
  1681. 00:16:41,090 --> 00:16:42,789
  1682. INTO SOME OTHER ACCOUNT.
  1683.  
  1684. 363
  1685. 00:16:42,791 --> 00:16:44,557
  1686. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, NO, NO,
  1687. I GET WHAT YOU MEAN,
  1688.  
  1689. 364
  1690. 00:16:44,559 --> 00:16:47,560
  1691. LIKE, YOU COULD MIX UP
  1692. OUR IDENTITY OR SOMETHING.
  1693.  
  1694. 365
  1695. 00:16:47,562 --> 00:16:50,096
  1696. YEAH, IT'S PRETTY MUCH EXACTLY
  1697. WHAT I JUST SAID.
  1698.  
  1699. 366
  1700. 00:16:50,098 --> 00:16:52,265
  1701. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
  1702.  
  1703. 367
  1704. 00:16:52,267 --> 00:16:54,766
  1705. WHY DON'T WE JUST CREATE
  1706. AN APP LIKE THAT.
  1707.  
  1708. 368
  1709. 00:16:54,768 --> 00:16:58,236
  1710. OH, YOU KNOW HOW TO CODE?
  1711.  
  1712. 369
  1713. 00:16:58,238 --> 00:17:00,538
  1714. BUT WE'RE TAKING A COMPUTER
  1715. SCIENCE CLASS,
  1716.  
  1717. 370
  1718. 00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:02,040
  1719. WE CAN LEARN.
  1720.  
  1721. 371
  1722. 00:17:02,042 --> 00:17:04,642
  1723. NO, WE CAN'T. NOT TO DO
  1724. SOMETHING THAT SOPHISTICATED.
  1725.  
  1726. 372
  1727. 00:17:04,644 --> 00:17:06,043
  1728. WE DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND
  1729. THE BOOK.
  1730.  
  1731. 373
  1732. 00:17:06,045 --> 00:17:08,948
  1733. YEAH, WE CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND
  1734. THE SYLLABUS.
  1735.  
  1736. 374
  1737. 00:17:14,619 --> 00:17:16,320
  1738. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
  1739.  
  1740. 375
  1741. 00:17:16,322 --> 00:17:18,154
  1742. DISRUPTION IS NOT AN APP.
  1743.  
  1744. 376
  1745. 00:17:18,156 --> 00:17:20,056
  1746. DISRUPTION IS NOT GADGET.
  1747.  
  1748. 377
  1749. 00:17:20,058 --> 00:17:22,624
  1750. DISRUPTION IS NOT
  1751. A BUSINESS MODEL.
  1752.  
  1753. 378
  1754. 00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:26,895
  1755. DISRUPTION IS CATACLYSMIC CHANGE
  1756. IN HUMAN BEHAVIOR
  1757.  
  1758. 379
  1759. 00:17:26,897 --> 00:17:29,231
  1760. BROUGHT ON BY CONSENSUS.
  1761.  
  1762. 380
  1763. 00:17:29,233 --> 00:17:31,233
  1764. I'M NOT DOING THE HOMEWORK,
  1765. I'M JUST READING THE BOOK.
  1766.  
  1767. 381
  1768. 00:17:31,235 --> 00:17:32,968
  1769. YOU DIDN'T SAY I COULDN'T
  1770. READ THE BOOK, IS THAT OKAY?
  1771.  
  1772. 382
  1773. 00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:36,037
  1774. RELAX.
  1775. WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE BOOK?
  1776.  
  1777. 383
  1778. 00:17:36,039 --> 00:17:38,006
  1779. IT'S ON THE SYLLABUS.
  1780.  
  1781. 384
  1782. 00:17:38,008 --> 00:17:40,241
  1783. IT'S "PROGRAMMING SOCIAL
  1784. ENGAGEMENT PLATFORMS."
  1785.  
  1786. 385
  1787. 00:17:40,243 --> 00:17:42,110
  1788. ARE YOU SERIOUS?
  1789.  
  1790. 386
  1791. 00:17:42,112 --> 00:17:43,910
  1792. - YOU'RE KIDDING.
  1793. - I NEVER KID.
  1794.  
  1795. 387
  1796. 00:17:43,912 --> 00:17:45,746
  1797. WELL, I THINK THAT MIGHT
  1798. BE A PROBLEM, JAMES.
  1799.  
  1800. 388
  1801. 00:17:45,748 --> 00:17:47,281
  1802. - HEY, THAT'S MINE.
  1803. - WELL, IT'S A NICE PHONE CASE.
  1804.  
  1805. 389
  1806. 00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,583
  1807. - THANK YOU.
  1808. - IT'S BIRDS.
  1809.  
  1810. 390
  1811. 00:17:49,585 --> 00:17:51,885
  1812. - MM-HMM.
  1813. - IS THE BOOK HARD?
  1814.  
  1815. 391
  1816. 00:17:51,887 --> 00:17:52,886
  1817. I'VE READ IT BEFORE.
  1818.  
  1819. 392
  1820. 00:17:52,888 --> 00:17:53,987
  1821. I MEAN THE ORIGINAL EDITION.
  1822.  
  1823. 393
  1824. 00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:55,755
  1825. WHAT, IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS?
  1826.  
  1827. 394
  1828. 00:17:55,757 --> 00:17:57,226
  1829. NO, WHEN I WAS
  1830. IN SIXTH GRADE.
  1831.  
  1832. 395
  1833. 00:17:59,127 --> 00:18:01,260
  1834. HOW LONG HAVE YOU
  1835. BEEN CODING FOR?
  1836.  
  1837. 396
  1838. 00:18:01,262 --> 00:18:05,697
  1839. - SINCE I WAS SEVEN.
  1840. - HMM.
  1841.  
  1842. 397
  1843. 00:18:05,699 --> 00:18:06,698
  1844. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
  1845.  
  1846. 398
  1847. 00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:08,767
  1848. OH, YOU'VE BEEN PROMOTED.
  1849.  
  1850. 399
  1851. 00:18:08,769 --> 00:18:10,869
  1852. YOU'RE INVITED
  1853. TO MY BOARD MEETING.
  1854.  
  1855. 400
  1856. 00:18:10,871 --> 00:18:12,072
  1857. COME ON, GRAB YOUR STUFF.
  1858.  
  1859. 401
  1860. 00:18:17,109 --> 00:18:19,344
  1861. GRAB A CHAIR.
  1862.  
  1863. 402
  1864. 00:18:19,346 --> 00:18:21,045
  1865. WHOA, OKAY.
  1866.  
  1867. 403
  1868. 00:18:21,047 --> 00:18:24,614
  1869. ALL RIGHT, UH, DANIEL, WESLEY,
  1870. YOU REMEMBER JAMES.
  1871.  
  1872. 404
  1873. 00:18:24,616 --> 00:18:26,383
  1874. JAMES, THIS IS DANIEL
  1875. AND WESLEY.
  1876.  
  1877. 405
  1878. 00:18:26,385 --> 00:18:27,984
  1879. - WHAT'S UP?
  1880. - HOW'S IT GOING, BUDDY?
  1881.  
  1882. 406
  1883. 00:18:27,986 --> 00:18:29,886
  1884. OKAY, IF THIS IS
  1885. ABOUT COMPUTER SCIENCE,
  1886.  
  1887. 407
  1888. 00:18:29,888 --> 00:18:31,621
  1889. I'M JUST GONNA SAY,
  1890.  
  1891. 408
  1892. 00:18:31,623 --> 00:18:33,990
  1893. MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL DO
  1894. THE HOMEWORK, I'M JUST SAYING.
  1895.  
  1896. 409
  1897. 00:18:33,992 --> 00:18:36,725
  1898. UH, YOU HAVEN'T QUITE GOTTEN
  1899. TO VOTING STATUS YET,
  1900.  
  1901. 410
  1902. 00:18:36,727 --> 00:18:40,396
  1903. SO FOR RIGHT NOW
  1904. YOU'RE JUST CONSULTANT, OKAY?
  1905.  
  1906. 411
  1907. 00:18:40,398 --> 00:18:41,897
  1908. OF COURSE, YEAH.
  1909.  
  1910. 412
  1911. 00:18:41,899 --> 00:18:43,665
  1912. - SO, I HAVE AN IDEA.
  1913. - WHOA!
  1914.  
  1915. 413
  1916. 00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:45,033
  1917. - HEY.
  1918. - WE HAVE AN IDEA,
  1919.  
  1920. 414
  1921. 00:18:45,035 --> 00:18:47,802
  1922. AND WE WOULD LIKE
  1923. TO HIRE YOU.
  1924.  
  1925. 415
  1926. 00:18:47,804 --> 00:18:50,137
  1927. TO DO WHAT?
  1928.  
  1929. 416
  1930. 00:18:50,139 --> 00:18:51,338
  1931. TO BUILD AN APP.
  1932.  
  1933. 417
  1934. 00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:52,973
  1935. WE NEED TO INTERVIEW HIM
  1936. FIRST
  1937.  
  1938. 418
  1939. 00:18:52,975 --> 00:18:54,707
  1940. BEFORE WE GIVE HIM ANY JOB.
  1941.  
  1942. 419
  1943. 00:18:54,709 --> 00:18:56,243
  1944. TRUE, TRUE.
  1945.  
  1946. 420
  1947. 00:18:56,245 --> 00:18:57,911
  1948. HAVE YOU EVER BUILT
  1949. AN APP BEFORE?
  1950.  
  1951. 421
  1952. 00:18:57,913 --> 00:18:59,079
  1953. YES.
  1954.  
  1955. 422
  1956. 00:18:59,081 --> 00:19:00,713
  1957. OKAY, WELL,
  1958. TELL US ABOUT IT.
  1959.  
  1960. 423
  1961. 00:19:00,715 --> 00:19:03,650
  1962. - WHICH ONE?
  1963. - WHOA, WHOA! WHICH ONE?
  1964.  
  1965. 424
  1966. 00:19:03,652 --> 00:19:05,151
  1967. LIKE THERE'S MULTIPLE APPS
  1968. THAT YOU'VE MADE?
  1969.  
  1970. 425
  1971. 00:19:05,153 --> 00:19:09,755
  1972. UH, WELL, YEAH,
  1973. I'VE BUILT 17 FOR IOS,
  1974.  
  1975. 426
  1976. 00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:11,156
  1977. AND 12 FOR ANDROID.
  1978.  
  1979. 427
  1980. 00:19:11,158 --> 00:19:13,125
  1981. OKAY, SO WHAT DO THEY DO?
  1982.  
  1983. 428
  1984. 00:19:13,127 --> 00:19:17,229
  1985. UH, OKAY, WELL, ONE OF THEM LEAD
  1986. HOMELESS PEOPLE TO SHELTERS,
  1987.  
  1988. 429
  1989. 00:19:17,231 --> 00:19:18,930
  1990. ANOTHER ONE ASSISTED
  1991. THE BLIND,
  1992.  
  1993. 430
  1994. 00:19:18,932 --> 00:19:21,333
  1995. UH, ONE PUBLIC
  1996. THOROUGH FARES,
  1997.  
  1998. 431
  1999. 00:19:21,335 --> 00:19:24,368
  2000. ANOTHER ONE HOSTED
  2001. LOCAL FOOD DRIVES, UM...
  2002.  
  2003. 432
  2004. 00:19:24,370 --> 00:19:27,171
  2005. OKAY, WELL, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO
  2006. DO SOMETHING THAT'S IMPORTANT.
  2007.  
  2008. 433
  2009. 00:19:27,173 --> 00:19:30,674
  2010. HEY, CAN YOU GUYS BELIEVE THAT
  2011. THIS GENIUS IS MY ROOMMATE?
  2012.  
  2013. 434
  2014. 00:19:30,676 --> 00:19:31,975
  2015. I MEAN, HOW PERFECT IS THAT?
  2016.  
  2017. 435
  2018. 00:19:31,977 --> 00:19:33,110
  2019. OOH-HOO-HOO-HOO!
  2020. THIS IS PERFECT.
  2021.  
  2022. 436
  2023. 00:19:33,112 --> 00:19:34,711
  2024. MM-HMM, I LOVE IT.
  2025.  
  2026. 437
  2027. 00:19:34,713 --> 00:19:38,348
  2028. JAMES, YOU ARE GOING TO BUILD
  2029. ONE MORE APP,
  2030.  
  2031. 438
  2032. 00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:41,184
  2033. AND THIS APP WILL TAKE
  2034. THE WORLD BY STORM.
  2035.  
  2036. 439
  2037. 00:19:41,186 --> 00:19:42,818
  2038. WELL, WHAT'S IT GONNA DO?
  2039.  
  2040. 440
  2041. 00:19:42,820 --> 00:19:43,819
  2042. JAMES, IT'S QUITE SIMPLE.
  2043.  
  2044. 441
  2045. 00:19:43,821 --> 00:19:45,321
  2046. WE TAKE MEN AND WOMEN
  2047.  
  2048. 442
  2049. 00:19:45,323 --> 00:19:47,755
  2050. AND WE PUT THEM TOGETHER
  2051. SO THEY CAN MEET UP.
  2052.  
  2053. 443
  2054. 00:19:47,757 --> 00:19:49,691
  2055. - SO, A DATING APP.
  2056. - NOT A DATING APP.
  2057.  
  2058. 444
  2059. 00:19:49,693 --> 00:19:51,793
  2060. [CHUCKLES]
  2061. HOOK-UPS.
  2062.  
  2063. 445
  2064. 00:19:51,795 --> 00:19:53,194
  2065. THERE'S ALREADY HOOK-UP APPS
  2066. OUT THERE.
  2067.  
  2068. 446
  2069. 00:19:53,196 --> 00:19:55,763
  2070. NO, BUT NOT LIKE THIS ONE.
  2071.  
  2072. 447
  2073. 00:19:55,765 --> 00:19:57,198
  2074. WHAT'S SO DIFFERENT
  2075. ABOUT THIS ONE?
  2076.  
  2077. 448
  2078. 00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:00,734
  2079. THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT TO BE
  2080. ON THIS APP,
  2081.  
  2082. 449
  2083. 00:20:00,736 --> 00:20:02,970
  2084. YOU HAVE TO AGREE TO CERTAIN
  2085. TERMS AND CONDITIONS
  2086.  
  2087. 450
  2088. 00:20:02,972 --> 00:20:04,805
  2089. THAT WILL MAKE SURE
  2090. THAT YOU, ONE,
  2091.  
  2092. 451
  2093. 00:20:04,807 --> 00:20:06,206
  2094. DO NOT ASK FOR NAMES,
  2095.  
  2096. 452
  2097. 00:20:06,208 --> 00:20:09,042
  2098. TWO, YOU WILL NOT ASK
  2099. TO SEE THE PERSON AGAIN,
  2100.  
  2101. 453
  2102. 00:20:09,044 --> 00:20:12,712
  2103. AND, THREE, BY NO MEANS,
  2104. UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE,
  2105.  
  2106. 454
  2107. 00:20:12,714 --> 00:20:15,281
  2108. WILL YOU DATE
  2109. ANYBODY ON THE APP.
  2110.  
  2111. 455
  2112. 00:20:15,283 --> 00:20:17,083
  2113. AND THAT MEANS THAT ALL
  2114. THE GUYS ARE GONNA BE ON IT.
  2115.  
  2116. 456
  2117. 00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:18,484
  2118. AND ALL THE GIRLS ARE GONNA
  2119. HAVE TO BE ON IT
  2120.  
  2121. 457
  2122. 00:20:18,486 --> 00:20:21,887
  2123. IF THEY WANT TO BE WITH ANYONE.
  2124. MM-HMM.
  2125.  
  2126. 458
  2127. 00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:25,157
  2128. OKAY, WHAT'S SO WRONG
  2129. WITH A GIRL KNOWING YOUR NAME,
  2130.  
  2131. 459
  2132. 00:20:25,159 --> 00:20:26,158
  2133. OR EVEN WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE?
  2134.  
  2135. 460
  2136. 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,393
  2137. - [LAUGHTER]
  2138. - WHAT'S SO BAD?
  2139.  
  2140. 461
  2141. 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:29,827
  2142. WELL, I GUESS THAT'S
  2143. FOR ME TO KNOW
  2144.  
  2145. 462
  2146. 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,697
  2147. AND YOU TO FIGURE OUT
  2148. HOW TO CODE.
  2149.  
  2150. 463
  2151. 00:20:35,469 --> 00:20:38,135
  2152. DO YOU THINK...
  2153.  
  2154. 464
  2155. 00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:41,405
  2156. ALL THE GIRLS WILL BE
  2157. ON THE APP?
  2158.  
  2159. 465
  2160. 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:44,040
  2161. OH, OKAY.
  2162. SO HE DOES LIKE GIRLS.
  2163.  
  2164. 466
  2165. 00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:45,442
  2166. PAY UP.
  2167.  
  2168. 467
  2169. 00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:46,776
  2170. DUDE, I'M NOT GAY.
  2171.  
  2172. 468
  2173. 00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:48,978
  2174. I DO... I LIKE ONE GIRL.
  2175.  
  2176. 469
  2177. 00:20:48,980 --> 00:20:50,213
  2178. I'M NOT SAYING WHO IT IS.
  2179.  
  2180. 470
  2181. 00:20:50,215 --> 00:20:53,116
  2182. STICK AROUND, OKAY?
  2183. LISTEN TO ME,
  2184.  
  2185. 471
  2186. 00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:57,920
  2187. AND SHE'LL BE EATING
  2188. OUT OF THE PALM OF YOUR HAND.
  2189.  
  2190. 472
  2191. 00:20:57,922 --> 00:20:59,888
  2192. WHOA, WHOA, JAMES, JAMES,
  2193. COME ON.
  2194.  
  2195. 473
  2196. 00:20:59,890 --> 00:21:01,423
  2197. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
  2198. COME BACK.
  2199.  
  2200. 474
  2201. 00:21:01,425 --> 00:21:02,725
  2202. I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
  2203.  
  2204. 475
  2205. 00:21:05,195 --> 00:21:06,495
  2206. SO IT'S A MAYBE.
  2207.  
  2208. 476
  2209. 00:21:06,497 --> 00:21:09,363
  2210. OKAY, FINE, WELL,
  2211. YOU WON FAIR AND SQUARE.
  2212.  
  2213. 477
  2214. 00:21:09,365 --> 00:21:11,532
  2215. PAY UP.
  2216.  
  2217. 478
  2218. 00:21:11,534 --> 00:21:13,234
  2219. [JAMES]
  2220. SO, HOW WAS THE HONEYMOON?
  2221.  
  2222. 479
  2223. 00:21:13,236 --> 00:21:15,436
  2224. [PHIL]
  2225. IT WAS THE BEST ONE YET.
  2226.  
  2227. 480
  2228. 00:21:15,438 --> 00:21:17,471
  2229. IT WAS ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS,
  2230. JAMES.
  2231.  
  2232. 481
  2233. 00:21:17,473 --> 00:21:20,273
  2234. I TOLD HER,
  2235. "JUST BRING A PASSPORT."
  2236.  
  2237. 482
  2238. 00:21:20,275 --> 00:21:24,277
  2239. YOU KNOW, AN ANNUAL HONEYMOON
  2240. WOULD SAVE ANY MARRIAGE.
  2241.  
  2242. 483
  2243. 00:21:24,279 --> 00:21:26,779
  2244. I WISH YOU AND LEAH WOULD HAVE
  2245. TRIED IT, HONEY.
  2246.  
  2247. 484
  2248. 00:21:26,781 --> 00:21:29,915
  2249. [SCOFFS] THANKS FOR
  2250. THE EARLY WARNING, MOM.
  2251.  
  2252. 485
  2253. 00:21:29,917 --> 00:21:32,817
  2254. UH, JAMES, HAVE YOU
  2255. MET ANYONE YET?
  2256.  
  2257. 486
  2258. 00:21:32,819 --> 00:21:34,986
  2259. YEAH, I'VE MET A LOT
  2260. OF PEOPLE.
  2261.  
  2262. 487
  2263. 00:21:34,988 --> 00:21:36,422
  2264. ANY GIRLS?
  2265.  
  2266. 488
  2267. 00:21:36,424 --> 00:21:39,525
  2268. NO, DAD, I'M TRYING TO FOCUS
  2269. ON MY STUDIES.
  2270.  
  2271. 489
  2272. 00:21:39,527 --> 00:21:42,093
  2273. I'M GONNA ASK
  2274. FOR A PATERNITY TEST.
  2275.  
  2276. 490
  2277. 00:21:42,095 --> 00:21:44,529
  2278. HEY, I SHOULD ASK
  2279. FOR A PATERNITY TEST.
  2280.  
  2281. 491
  2282. 00:21:44,531 --> 00:21:47,197
  2283. - OUCH!
  2284. - VERY FAMILIAR WITH THE GARDENER.
  2285.  
  2286. 492
  2287. 00:21:47,199 --> 00:21:49,099
  2288. - OH, PHIL.
  2289. - DAD, I WAS ONLY KIDDING.
  2290.  
  2291. 493
  2292. 00:21:49,101 --> 00:21:50,801
  2293. ME TOO, ME TOO.
  2294.  
  2295. 494
  2296. 00:21:50,803 --> 00:21:54,870
  2297. JAMES, IF YOU WANT ANY
  2298. ADVICE ABOUT THE FAIRER SEX,
  2299.  
  2300. 495
  2301. 00:21:54,872 --> 00:21:56,973
  2302. YOU SHOULD ASK
  2303. YOUR GRANDFATHER.
  2304.  
  2305. 496
  2306. 00:21:56,975 --> 00:21:59,242
  2307. THEY DON'T ACT MUCH FAIRER.
  2308.  
  2309. 497
  2310. 00:21:59,244 --> 00:22:03,579
  2311. YOU'RE NOT BECOMING
  2312. AN ANTI-FEMINIST, ARE YOU JAMES?
  2313.  
  2314. 498
  2315. 00:22:03,581 --> 00:22:06,047
  2316. I DON'T KNOW GRANDPA, I'M
  2317. STILL STUDYING THE SITUATION.
  2318.  
  2319. 499
  2320. 00:22:06,049 --> 00:22:08,317
  2321. DAD, I DON'T THINK YOUR
  2322. ROMANTIC ADVICE PERTAINS
  2323.  
  2324. 500
  2325. 00:22:08,319 --> 00:22:09,851
  2326. TO JAMES' GENERATION.
  2327.  
  2328. 501
  2329. 00:22:09,853 --> 00:22:11,052
  2330. THEY'RE DOING EVERYTHING
  2331. ON THEIR PHONE NOW.
  2332.  
  2333. 502
  2334. 00:22:11,054 --> 00:22:12,387
  2335. THAT I'D LIKE TO SEE.
  2336.  
  2337. 503
  2338. 00:22:12,389 --> 00:22:14,222
  2339. I MEAN, THAT'S HOW
  2340. THEY MEET EACH OTHER.
  2341.  
  2342. 504
  2343. 00:22:14,224 --> 00:22:16,824
  2344. AND HOOK-UP WITH EACH OTHER
  2345. AND BREAK-UP WITH EACH OTHER.
  2346.  
  2347. 505
  2348. 00:22:16,826 --> 00:22:18,859
  2349. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY,
  2350. WOMEN AND MEN
  2351.  
  2352. 506
  2353. 00:22:18,861 --> 00:22:20,995
  2354. HAVE NOT CHANGED
  2355. FOR 10,000 YEARS.
  2356.  
  2357. 507
  2358. 00:22:20,997 --> 00:22:23,097
  2359. PHIL...
  2360. [CLEARS THROAT]
  2361.  
  2362. 508
  2363. 00:22:23,099 --> 00:22:26,200
  2364. ...I'M NOT SO SURE
  2365. ABOUT THAT.
  2366.  
  2367. 509
  2368. 00:22:26,202 --> 00:22:28,103
  2369. HMM, MAYBE A LITTLE BIT.
  2370.  
  2371. 510
  2372. 00:22:40,047 --> 00:22:42,149
  2373. [ATM BEEPS]
  2374.  
  2375. 511
  2376. 00:22:43,617 --> 00:22:45,284
  2377. WHAT?
  2378. IS THE WELL DRY?
  2379.  
  2380. 512
  2381. 00:22:45,286 --> 00:22:48,553
  2382. NO, I JUST HAVE TO WAIT
  2383. FOR MY DAD'S CHECK TO CLEAR.
  2384.  
  2385. 513
  2386. 00:22:48,555 --> 00:22:50,087
  2387. YOU THINK ABOUT MY OFFER?
  2388.  
  2389. 514
  2390. 00:22:50,089 --> 00:22:51,322
  2391. - TO MAKE THE HOOK-UP APP?
  2392. - MM-HMM.
  2393.  
  2394. 515
  2395. 00:22:51,324 --> 00:22:53,057
  2396. YEAH, AND THE ANSWER IS NO,
  2397. OKAY?
  2398.  
  2399. 516
  2400. 00:22:53,059 --> 00:22:55,126
  2401. THAT'S THE LAST THING
  2402. THAT I WANT TO DO.
  2403.  
  2404. 517
  2405. 00:22:55,128 --> 00:22:58,095
  2406. MAYBE YOU'RE NOT
  2407. THE RIGHT GUY FOR IT ANYWAY.
  2408.  
  2409. 518
  2410. 00:22:58,097 --> 00:23:00,464
  2411. I MEAN,
  2412. IF YOU WERE SO SMART,
  2413.  
  2414. 519
  2415. 00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:03,233
  2416. YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED
  2417. TO PRINCETON OR M.I.T.,
  2418.  
  2419. 520
  2420. 00:23:03,235 --> 00:23:04,968
  2421. OR MAYBE EVEN HARVARD,
  2422. RIGHT?
  2423.  
  2424. 521
  2425. 00:23:04,970 --> 00:23:07,404
  2426. I GOT INTO PRINCETON,
  2427. M.I.T., HARVARD, AND STANFORD.
  2428.  
  2429. 522
  2430. 00:23:07,406 --> 00:23:09,071
  2431. OH, YEAH,
  2432. THEN WHY AREN'T YOU THERE?
  2433.  
  2434. 523
  2435. 00:23:09,073 --> 00:23:11,441
  2436. BECAUSE...
  2437.  
  2438. 524
  2439. 00:23:11,443 --> 00:23:13,110
  2440. MY PARENTS DON'T HAVE
  2441. THE MONEY.
  2442.  
  2443. 525
  2444. 00:23:15,513 --> 00:23:17,613
  2445. YEAH, WELL IF YOU WERE
  2446. SO SMART,
  2447.  
  2448. 526
  2449. 00:23:17,615 --> 00:23:20,249
  2450. I'M SURE YOU'D HAVE
  2451. A SCHOLARSHIP, RIGHT?
  2452.  
  2453. 527
  2454. 00:23:20,251 --> 00:23:22,050
  2455. THE IVYS DON'T GIVE
  2456. ACADEMIC SCHOLARSHIPS
  2457.  
  2458. 528
  2459. 00:23:22,052 --> 00:23:23,519
  2460. AND WITH MY FAMILY'S BUSINESS,
  2461. IT JUST...
  2462.  
  2463. 529
  2464. 00:23:23,521 --> 00:23:24,919
  2465. YOU KNOW WHAT?
  2466. NEVER MIND.
  2467.  
  2468. 530
  2469. 00:23:24,921 --> 00:23:26,554
  2470. JAMES, I AM
  2471. YOUR SAVING GRACE.
  2472.  
  2473. 531
  2474. 00:23:26,556 --> 00:23:29,324
  2475. I MEAN, IF YOU DO THIS APP,
  2476. I WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE MONEY
  2477.  
  2478. 532
  2479. 00:23:29,326 --> 00:23:32,292
  2480. TO GO TO WHEREVER YOU WANT
  2481. TO GO FOR SCHOOLING.
  2482.  
  2483. 533
  2484. 00:23:32,294 --> 00:23:33,894
  2485. THINK ABOUT IT.
  2486.  
  2487. 534
  2488. 00:23:33,896 --> 00:23:36,897
  2489. YOU'LL BE LIKE STEVE JOBS
  2490. OR STEVE WOZNIAK.
  2491.  
  2492. 535
  2493. 00:23:36,899 --> 00:23:38,265
  2494. BILL GATES
  2495. AND PAUL ALLEN.
  2496.  
  2497. 536
  2498. 00:23:38,267 --> 00:23:40,966
  2499. MATT DAMON
  2500. AND BEN AFFLECK.
  2501.  
  2502. 537
  2503. 00:23:40,968 --> 00:23:43,938
  2504. LET ME KNOW.
  2505. OKAY?
  2506.  
  2507. 538
  2508. 00:23:48,376 --> 00:23:52,977
  2509. SO, UH, WHAT TIME
  2510. IS YOUR NEXT CLASS?
  2511.  
  2512. 539
  2513. 00:23:52,979 --> 00:23:54,379
  2514. AN HOUR.
  2515.  
  2516. 540
  2517. 00:23:54,381 --> 00:23:56,047
  2518. YEAH?
  2519.  
  2520. 541
  2521. 00:23:56,049 --> 00:23:57,916
  2522. I NEED MY DESK
  2523. AND MY CHAIR.
  2524.  
  2525. 542
  2526. 00:23:57,918 --> 00:24:00,085
  2527. WELL, THIS ISN'T GONNA
  2528. TAKE LONG, RIGHT? IT'S QUICK.
  2529.  
  2530. 543
  2531. 00:24:00,087 --> 00:24:01,653
  2532. WELL I NEED IT NOW
  2533. IF YOU WANT MY HELP.
  2534.  
  2535. 544
  2536. 00:24:01,655 --> 00:24:04,955
  2537. WAIT, HOLD ON,
  2538. YOU DECIDED TO DO IT?
  2539.  
  2540. 545
  2541. 00:24:04,957 --> 00:24:06,056
  2542. WELL,
  2543. THERE ARE CONDITIONS.
  2544.  
  2545. 546
  2546. 00:24:06,058 --> 00:24:07,925
  2547. LIKE, NO GIRLS,
  2548. NO PARTIES,
  2549.  
  2550. 547
  2551. 00:24:07,927 --> 00:24:09,960
  2552. NO STAYING UP
  2553. UNTIL 3:00 AM WITH FRIENDS.
  2554.  
  2555. 548
  2556. 00:24:09,962 --> 00:24:11,395
  2557. THIS WILL BECOME
  2558. A CODING SANCTUARY.
  2559.  
  2560. 549
  2561. 00:24:11,397 --> 00:24:13,062
  2562. OH, NO, NO, NO.
  2563. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
  2564.  
  2565. 550
  2566. 00:24:13,064 --> 00:24:15,566
  2567. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST CODE
  2568. IN THE STUDY ROOM DOWN THE HALL?
  2569.  
  2570. 551
  2571. 00:24:15,568 --> 00:24:18,101
  2572. - NO.
  2573. - WELL, I NEED MY ROOM, DUDE.
  2574.  
  2575. 552
  2576. 00:24:18,103 --> 00:24:20,269
  2577. WELL, I NEED MY ROOM.
  2578.  
  2579. 553
  2580. 00:24:20,271 --> 00:24:23,071
  2581. OKAY, WAIT!
  2582. YES, YES, YEAH, YEAH,
  2583.  
  2584. 554
  2585. 00:24:23,073 --> 00:24:25,209
  2586. YOU CAN CODE IN HERE.
  2587.  
  2588. 555
  2589. 00:24:28,011 --> 00:24:29,311
  2590. WILL YOU ALSO
  2591. MAKE ME BREAKFAST?
  2592.  
  2593. 556
  2594. 00:24:29,313 --> 00:24:32,481
  2595. NO, I WILL NOT MAKE YOU
  2596. BREAKFAST, JAMES.
  2597.  
  2598. 557
  2599. 00:24:32,483 --> 00:24:36,250
  2600. BUT SHE SERIOUSLY DOES
  2601. HAVE TO GO.
  2602.  
  2603. 558
  2604. 00:24:36,252 --> 00:24:38,052
  2605. YEAH, OKAY,
  2606. YOU HEARD THE MAN.
  2607.  
  2608. 559
  2609. 00:24:38,054 --> 00:24:40,054
  2610. TIME TO SKEDADDLE,
  2611. GET OUT.
  2612.  
  2613. 560
  2614. 00:24:40,056 --> 00:24:42,022
  2615. - WILL YOU CALL ME LATER?
  2616. - PROBABLY NOT.
  2617.  
  2618. 561
  2619. 00:24:42,024 --> 00:24:43,357
  2620. HE WON'T.
  2621.  
  2622. 562
  2623. 00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:45,225
  2624. OKAY, I'LL COME BY
  2625. AFTER CLASS.
  2626.  
  2627. 563
  2628. 00:24:45,227 --> 00:24:47,661
  2629. NO, NO, NO, JAMES AND I
  2630. HAVE VERY IMPORTANT WORK TO DO
  2631.  
  2632. 564
  2633. 00:24:47,663 --> 00:24:50,397
  2634. AND WE NEED PEACE AND QUIET,
  2635. BUT, THANK YOU.
  2636.  
  2637. 565
  2638. 00:24:50,399 --> 00:24:52,167
  2639. SERIOUSLY.
  2640.  
  2641. 566
  2642. 00:24:54,068 --> 00:24:55,735
  2643. I HAVE ONE MORE CONDITION.
  2644.  
  2645. 567
  2646. 00:24:55,737 --> 00:24:58,070
  2647. I ALREADY TOLD YOU, I'M NOT
  2648. MAKING BREAKFAST FOR YOU IN BED.
  2649.  
  2650. 568
  2651. 00:24:58,072 --> 00:25:00,606
  2652. IT'S NOT THAT.
  2653. I WANT TO DO THIS ANONYMOUSLY.
  2654.  
  2655. 569
  2656. 00:25:00,608 --> 00:25:02,441
  2657. WELL, THEN WHO IS GONNA
  2658. TAKE THE CREDIT
  2659.  
  2660. 570
  2661. 00:25:02,443 --> 00:25:04,008
  2662. FOR DEVELOPING THE APP?
  2663.  
  2664. 571
  2665. 00:25:04,010 --> 00:25:05,677
  2666. WELL, CONSIDERING
  2667. I HAVE NOT BEEN ACCORDED
  2668.  
  2669. 572
  2670. 00:25:05,679 --> 00:25:07,278
  2671. VOTING RIGHTS, STILL.
  2672.  
  2673. 573
  2674. 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,213
  2675. I WOULD SAY, YOU WOULD
  2676. TAKE THE CREDIT.
  2677.  
  2678. 574
  2679. 00:25:09,215 --> 00:25:10,214
  2680. WHO? ME?
  2681.  
  2682. 575
  2683. 00:25:10,216 --> 00:25:12,016
  2684. - YEAH, YOU.
  2685. - WHY?
  2686.  
  2687. 576
  2688. 00:25:12,018 --> 00:25:14,318
  2689. BECAUSE I DON'T WANT PEOPLE
  2690. TO KNOW I'M A PART OF THIS.
  2691.  
  2692. 577
  2693. 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:15,720
  2694. WHAT PEOPLE
  2695. DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW
  2696.  
  2697. 578
  2698. 00:25:15,722 --> 00:25:17,020
  2699. THAT YOU'RE A PART
  2700. OF THIS APP?
  2701.  
  2702. 579
  2703. 00:25:17,022 --> 00:25:18,455
  2704. MY MOTHER, FOR ONE.
  2705.  
  2706. 580
  2707. 00:25:18,457 --> 00:25:20,290
  2708. OH!
  2709. [LAUGHS]
  2710.  
  2711. 581
  2712. 00:25:20,292 --> 00:25:22,726
  2713. WAIT, WE CAN'T TELL MOMMY?
  2714. WHY NOT?
  2715.  
  2716. 582
  2717. 00:25:22,728 --> 00:25:24,728
  2718. OKAY, DO YOU WANT MY HELP
  2719. OR NOT?
  2720.  
  2721. 583
  2722. 00:25:24,730 --> 00:25:26,663
  2723. YEAH, NO, YEAH,
  2724. OBVIOUSLY.
  2725.  
  2726. 584
  2727. 00:25:26,665 --> 00:25:28,232
  2728. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
  2729.  
  2730. 585
  2731. 00:25:31,536 --> 00:25:32,570
  2732. LET'S GET STARTED.
  2733.  
  2734. 586
  2735. 00:25:36,307 --> 00:25:37,440
  2736. [LAUGHTER]
  2737.  
  2738. 587
  2739. 00:25:37,442 --> 00:25:39,608
  2740. I FELT LIKE IT WAS
  2741. A BAPTISM.
  2742.  
  2743. 588
  2744. 00:25:39,610 --> 00:25:40,608
  2745. [LAUGHTER]
  2746.  
  2747. 589
  2748. 00:25:40,610 --> 00:25:42,210
  2749. HEY, WHERE'VE YOU GUYS BEEN?
  2750.  
  2751. 590
  2752. 00:25:42,212 --> 00:25:44,546
  2753. OH, UH...
  2754. WE'VE BEEN STUDYING.
  2755.  
  2756. 591
  2757. 00:25:44,548 --> 00:25:45,747
  2758. FOR REAL?
  2759.  
  2760. 592
  2761. 00:25:45,749 --> 00:25:48,115
  2762. UH-HUH.
  2763. YEAH, WE'RE ACTUALLY CODING
  2764.  
  2765. 593
  2766. 00:25:48,117 --> 00:25:50,451
  2767. A NEW BREAKTHROUGH PROJECT.
  2768.  
  2769. 594
  2770. 00:25:50,453 --> 00:25:51,618
  2771. MM-HMM, AND IT'LL BE OUT SOON,
  2772. LADIES, SO DON'T FRET.
  2773.  
  2774. 595
  2775. 00:25:51,620 --> 00:25:53,287
  2776. THAT SOUNDS COOL,
  2777. WHAT IS IT?
  2778.  
  2779. 596
  2780. 00:25:53,289 --> 00:25:55,556
  2781. OH, NO, IT'S...
  2782. WE HAVEN'T MADE IT PUBLIC YET.
  2783.  
  2784. 597
  2785. 00:25:55,558 --> 00:25:57,691
  2786. [SCOFFS]
  2787. WHAT LANGUAGE IS IT IN?
  2788.  
  2789. 598
  2790. 00:25:57,693 --> 00:26:02,028
  2791. - [LAUGHS] WHAT...
  2792. - TELL HER.
  2793.  
  2794. 599
  2795. 00:26:02,030 --> 00:26:04,330
  2796. - ENGLISH.
  2797. - YEAH, ENGLISH.
  2798.  
  2799. 600
  2800. 00:26:04,332 --> 00:26:05,598
  2801. SHE MEANT WHAT
  2802. PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE.
  2803.  
  2804. 601
  2805. 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,400
  2806. YEAH, WE KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT,
  2807. WE'RE NOT GONNA TELL YOU THAT,
  2808.  
  2809. 602
  2810. 00:26:07,402 --> 00:26:09,067
  2811. OKAY?
  2812. IT'S PRIVATE.
  2813.  
  2814. 603
  2815. 00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:10,538
  2816. WE'RE GONNA KEEP IT UNDER WRAPS
  2817. FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
  2818.  
  2819. 604
  2820. 00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:20,177
  2821. [MUSIC PLAYING]
  2822.  
  2823. 605
  2824. 00:26:20,179 --> 00:26:25,716
  2825. UH, JAMES...
  2826. WHAT IS THIS?
  2827.  
  2828. 606
  2829. 00:26:25,718 --> 00:26:27,518
  2830. YOU WERE LATE
  2831. FOR OUR MEETING.
  2832.  
  2833. 607
  2834. 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,720
  2835. - WHERE IS THE TV?
  2836. - IT'S IN THE CLOSET.
  2837.  
  2838. 608
  2839. 00:26:29,722 --> 00:26:32,255
  2840. - WHAT ABOUT MY FUTON?
  2841. - DEFLATED, FOLDED NEATLY,
  2842.  
  2843. 609
  2844. 00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,324
  2845. - AND TUCKED UNDER THE BED.
  2846. - WHAT? NO, DUDE!
  2847.  
  2848. 610
  2849. 00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:36,359
  2850. I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT
  2851. MY FUTON.
  2852.  
  2853. 611
  2854. 00:26:36,361 --> 00:26:38,428
  2855. AND I CAN'T CODE ANONYMOUSLY
  2856. EXCEPT FOR IN THIS ROOM,
  2857.  
  2858. 612
  2859. 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:39,429
  2860. AND I CAN'T CODE AT ALL
  2861.  
  2862. 613
  2863. 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,733
  2864. UNLESS THIS IS MY SANCTUARY.
  2865.  
  2866. 614
  2867. 00:26:44,435 --> 00:26:48,136
  2868. [SIGHS] OKAY, THEN WHAT
  2869. AM I SUPPOSED TO DO HERE?
  2870.  
  2871. 615
  2872. 00:26:48,138 --> 00:26:49,505
  2873. I'D LIKE A TURKEY
  2874. AND SWISS ON RYE
  2875.  
  2876. 616
  2877. 00:26:49,507 --> 00:26:51,640
  2878. WITH LETTUCE, TOMATO,
  2879. AND MAYONNAISE, PLEASE.
  2880.  
  2881. 617
  2882. 00:26:51,642 --> 00:26:53,775
  2883. OH, AND BY THE WAY, I DON'T KNOW
  2884. WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO DO WITH THIS.
  2885.  
  2886. 618
  2887. 00:26:53,777 --> 00:26:55,443
  2888. THAT'S PERFECT RIGHT THERE,
  2889.  
  2890. 619
  2891. 00:26:55,445 --> 00:26:57,111
  2892. AND I AM NOT GONNA
  2893. BE YOUR WAITER.
  2894.  
  2895. 620
  2896. 00:26:57,113 --> 00:26:59,447
  2897. - DUDE.
  2898. - WAIT... OKAY, FINE!
  2899.  
  2900. 621
  2901. 00:26:59,449 --> 00:27:02,650
  2902. UNLESS IT KEEPS YOU
  2903. FROM CODING, SIT DOWN.
  2904.  
  2905. 622
  2906. 00:27:02,652 --> 00:27:05,218
  2907. DO YOUR THING.
  2908.  
  2909. 623
  2910. 00:27:05,220 --> 00:27:09,189
  2911. [SHARP EXHALE] UH, AND WHAT
  2912. LANGUAGE ARE WE DOING THIS IN?
  2913.  
  2914. 624
  2915. 00:27:09,191 --> 00:27:11,190
  2916. ENGLISH.
  2917.  
  2918. 625
  2919. 00:27:11,192 --> 00:27:13,860
  2920. NO, I MEANT LIKE
  2921. THE PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE.
  2922.  
  2923. 626
  2924. 00:27:13,862 --> 00:27:16,095
  2925. - I KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT.
  2926. - OH, WAS IT A JOKE?
  2927.  
  2928. 627
  2929. 00:27:16,097 --> 00:27:18,631
  2930. - WAS IT FUNNY?
  2931. - NO.
  2932.  
  2933. 628
  2934. 00:27:18,633 --> 00:27:21,534
  2935. DON'T TRY IT AGAIN, 'CAUSE FUNNY
  2936. STUFF DOESN'T WORK FOR YOU, OKAY?
  2937.  
  2938. 629
  2939. 00:27:21,536 --> 00:27:23,368
  2940. OKAY, I'M SORRY,
  2941. I WON'T DO IT AGAIN.
  2942.  
  2943. 630
  2944. 00:27:23,370 --> 00:27:26,538
  2945. DUDE, WHAT'S THE PROGRAMMING?
  2946. I NEED TO BE ABLE TO TELL PEOPLE
  2947.  
  2948. 631
  2949. 00:27:26,540 --> 00:27:27,672
  2950. WHAT WE'RE DOING IN HERE.
  2951.  
  2952. 632
  2953. 00:27:27,674 --> 00:27:29,407
  2954. C, JAVA, HTML,
  2955. AND RUBY.
  2956.  
  2957. 633
  2958. 00:27:29,409 --> 00:27:31,242
  2959. [COUGHS AND SNEEZES]
  2960.  
  2961. 634
  2962. 00:27:31,244 --> 00:27:35,212
  2963. OH, DON'T YOU DARE EVEN THINK
  2964. ABOUT GETTING SICK ON ME, OKAY?
  2965.  
  2966. 635
  2967. 00:27:35,214 --> 00:27:38,515
  2968. - OKAY.
  2969. - JUST PUT THAT ON.
  2970.  
  2971. 636
  2972. 00:27:38,517 --> 00:27:41,117
  2973. WHEN AM I GETTING PAID?
  2974.  
  2975. 637
  2976. 00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,252
  2977. IN TIME FOR YOU
  2978. TO ENROLL AT M.I.T.
  2979.  
  2980. 638
  2981. 00:27:43,254 --> 00:27:44,521
  2982. THE DEADLINE
  2983. IS FEBRUARY FIRST.
  2984.  
  2985. 639
  2986. 00:27:44,523 --> 00:27:48,257
  2987. I GUESS
  2988. YOU BETTER GET STARTED.
  2989.  
  2990. 640
  2991. 00:27:48,259 --> 00:27:50,560
  2992. ALL RIGHT GUYS, SO, UH,
  2993. I THINK IT'S TIME
  2994.  
  2995. 641
  2996. 00:27:50,562 --> 00:27:52,228
  2997. FOR A LITTLE POP QUIZ
  2998.  
  2999. 642
  3000. 00:27:52,230 --> 00:27:54,129
  3001. JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE CAUGHT
  3002. UP IN ALL YOUR READING.
  3003.  
  3004. 643
  3005. 00:27:54,131 --> 00:27:58,199
  3006. HEY, UH, TEACH. YEAH,
  3007. I'D LIKE TO BE EXEMPT
  3008.  
  3009. 644
  3010. 00:27:58,201 --> 00:28:00,435
  3011. - FROM SAID POP QUIZ.
  3012. - [PROFESSOR] ON WHAT GROUNDS?
  3013.  
  3014. 645
  3015. 00:28:00,437 --> 00:28:02,136
  3016. ON THE GROUNDS THAT
  3017. I'M DEVELOPING A REAL APP
  3018.  
  3019. 646
  3020. 00:28:02,138 --> 00:28:03,705
  3021. THAT NEEDS MY TIME.
  3022.  
  3023. 647
  3024. 00:28:03,707 --> 00:28:07,174
  3025. I MEAN, I THINK THAT YOU'D FIND
  3026. THAT IT MORE THAN FULFILLS
  3027.  
  3028. 648
  3029. 00:28:07,176 --> 00:28:09,476
  3030. THE COURSE REQUIREMENTS.
  3031.  
  3032. 649
  3033. 00:28:09,478 --> 00:28:11,278
  3034. [PROFESSOR]
  3035. COME OVER HERE, LANCE.
  3036.  
  3037. 650
  3038. 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:14,815
  3039. COME ON, I WON'T BITE YA,
  3040. COME ON.
  3041.  
  3042. 651
  3043. 00:28:14,817 --> 00:28:17,250
  3044. I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST
  3045. SHARE WITH THE CLASS
  3046.  
  3047. 652
  3048. 00:28:17,252 --> 00:28:19,319
  3049. DETAILS ABOUT YOUR PROJECT,
  3050. HM?
  3051.  
  3052. 653
  3053. 00:28:19,321 --> 00:28:20,620
  3054. - YOU KNOW, I WOULD...
  3055. - OH.
  3056.  
  3057. 654
  3058. 00:28:20,622 --> 00:28:23,256
  3059. I REALLY WOULD,
  3060. BUT MY CONTRACT WITH NASA
  3061.  
  3062. 655
  3063. 00:28:23,258 --> 00:28:24,757
  3064. PROHIBITS ME
  3065. FROM SAYING ANYTHING.
  3066.  
  3067. 656
  3068. 00:28:24,759 --> 00:28:26,626
  3069. GOSH, YOU KNOW,
  3070. I'M REALLY GOOD FRIENDS
  3071.  
  3072. 657
  3073. 00:28:26,628 --> 00:28:27,627
  3074. WITH THE DIRECTOR OF NASA.
  3075.  
  3076. 658
  3077. 00:28:27,629 --> 00:28:29,328
  3078. - ARE YOU?
  3079. - MM-HMM.
  3080.  
  3081. 659
  3082. 00:28:29,330 --> 00:28:32,631
  3083. OH, YEAH! WELL, WE'RE WORKING
  3084. WITH, UH, DNA. YEAH.
  3085.  
  3086. 660
  3087. 00:28:32,633 --> 00:28:34,266
  3088. [PROFESSOR]
  3089. YOU'RE WORKING ON DNA?
  3090.  
  3091. 661
  3092. 00:28:34,268 --> 00:28:37,603
  3093. NO, NO, NO. WE'RE WORKING
  3094. ON A CODING PROJECT.
  3095.  
  3096. 662
  3097. 00:28:37,605 --> 00:28:40,471
  3098. OH, SO SIGNED A NON DISCLOSURE
  3099. AGREEMENT, AN NDA.
  3100.  
  3101. 663
  3102. 00:28:40,473 --> 00:28:41,906
  3103. YEAH, AN NDA,
  3104. A NON DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT.
  3105.  
  3106. 664
  3107. 00:28:41,908 --> 00:28:43,608
  3108. - [PROFESSOR] RIGHT.
  3109. - A STANDARD ONE TOO.
  3110.  
  3111. 665
  3112. 00:28:43,610 --> 00:28:44,942
  3113. - [PROFESSOR] OH, A STANDARD.
  3114. - I APOLOGIZE FOR THEM.
  3115.  
  3116. 666
  3117. 00:28:44,944 --> 00:28:46,309
  3118. [PROFESSOR]
  3119. A STANDARD ONE, OKAY, GREAT.
  3120.  
  3121. 667
  3122. 00:28:46,311 --> 00:28:47,912
  3123. YEAH, SO THAT MEANS,
  3124. YOU KNOW,
  3125.  
  3126. 668
  3127. 00:28:47,914 --> 00:28:49,814
  3128. IF WE WERE EVER
  3129. TO SAY ANYTHING,
  3130.  
  3131. 669
  3132. 00:28:49,816 --> 00:28:51,181
  3133. WE WOULD BE...
  3134. [FEIGNS CHOKING]
  3135.  
  3136. 670
  3137. 00:28:51,183 --> 00:28:52,415
  3138. DEAD, KILLED IN OUR SLEEP.
  3139.  
  3140. 671
  3141. 00:28:52,417 --> 00:28:54,584
  3142. - AND WHO WOULD WANT THAT?
  3143. - NOT ME.
  3144.  
  3145. 672
  3146. 00:28:54,586 --> 00:28:56,218
  3147. ALL RIGHT,
  3148. BUT, YOU KNOW,
  3149.  
  3150. 673
  3151. 00:28:56,220 --> 00:28:58,554
  3152. I THINK YOU CAN SHARE
  3153. WITH THE CLASS
  3154.  
  3155. 674
  3156. 00:28:58,556 --> 00:28:59,823
  3157. WHAT LANGUAGE
  3158. YOU'RE WORKING IN.
  3159.  
  3160. 675
  3161. 00:28:59,825 --> 00:29:02,458
  3162. - OH...
  3163. - WOULD THAT BE ENGLISH, LANCE?
  3164.  
  3165. 676
  3166. 00:29:02,460 --> 00:29:03,792
  3167. - OH, YEAH?
  3168. - WOULD THAT BE ENGLISH, LANCE?
  3169.  
  3170. 677
  3171. 00:29:03,794 --> 00:29:06,562
  3172. NAH, NO. THAT WOULD NOT
  3173. BE ENGLISH.
  3174.  
  3175. 678
  3176. 00:29:06,564 --> 00:29:09,566
  3177. ACTUALLY, WE'RE WORKING IN C,
  3178. JAVA, HTML, AND RUBY, SO...
  3179.  
  3180. 679
  3181. 00:29:12,636 --> 00:29:13,935
  3182. [PROFESSOR] DOES THIS
  3183. PROJECT HAVE A NAME?
  3184.  
  3185. 680
  3186. 00:29:13,937 --> 00:29:16,236
  3187. DOES THIS PROJECT
  3188. HAVE A NAME,
  3189.  
  3190. 681
  3191. 00:29:16,238 --> 00:29:18,775
  3192. YES, IT HAS A NAME.
  3193. IT'S CALLED "JUNGLE."
  3194.  
  3195. 682
  3196. 00:29:20,877 --> 00:29:23,543
  3197. ALL RIGHT, LANCE,
  3198. I'LL EXPECT A SUMMARY
  3199.  
  3200. 683
  3201. 00:29:23,545 --> 00:29:25,479
  3202. WITH ALL PROPRIETARY
  3203. INFORMATION REDACTED, OF COURSE,
  3204.  
  3205. 684
  3206. 00:29:25,481 --> 00:29:26,913
  3207. UH, BY THE NEXT CLASS,
  3208.  
  3209. 685
  3210. 00:29:26,915 --> 00:29:29,616
  3211. AND IF I APPROVE,
  3212. THEN, FINE, YOU CAN MISS OUT
  3213.  
  3214. 686
  3215. 00:29:29,618 --> 00:29:32,218
  3216. ON A FEW QUIZZES.
  3217.  
  3218. 687
  3219. 00:29:32,220 --> 00:29:34,553
  3220. - THANK YOU.
  3221. - OKAY, AS FOR THE REST OF YOU,
  3222.  
  3223. 688
  3224. 00:29:34,555 --> 00:29:37,358
  3225. YOU WILL FIND THE QUIZ
  3226. IF YOU PRESS ENTER.
  3227.  
  3228. 689
  3229. 00:29:39,694 --> 00:29:40,793
  3230. HONEY, IT'S THIS BUTTON.
  3231.  
  3232. 690
  3233. 00:29:40,795 --> 00:29:46,531
  3234. OKAY.
  3235. GOOD BOY.
  3236.  
  3237. 691
  3238. 00:29:46,533 --> 00:29:50,568
  3239. ...JAVA, HTML, RUBY,
  3240. C, JAVA, HTML...
  3241.  
  3242. 692
  3243. 00:29:50,570 --> 00:29:54,005
  3244. HOW'S IT GOING?
  3245.  
  3246. 693
  3247. 00:29:54,007 --> 00:29:55,739
  3248. THE ARCHITECTURE'S
  3249. STARTING TO FLOW.
  3250.  
  3251. 694
  3252. 00:29:55,741 --> 00:29:57,741
  3253. BY THE WAY, YOU GOTTA COME UP
  3254. WITH, UM,
  3255.  
  3256. 695
  3257. 00:29:57,743 --> 00:29:59,777
  3258. A FULL SUMMARY
  3259. OF THE PROJECT
  3260.  
  3261. 696
  3262. 00:29:59,779 --> 00:30:02,278
  3263. FOR PROFESSOR BARNES.
  3264. I GOTTA GIVE HER ONE.
  3265.  
  3266. 697
  3267. 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:03,513
  3268. OKAY, I'LL WORK
  3269. ON THAT TOMORROW.
  3270.  
  3271. 698
  3272. 00:30:03,515 --> 00:30:04,747
  3273. [COUGHS]
  3274.  
  3275. 699
  3276. 00:30:04,749 --> 00:30:07,450
  3277. HEY, HEY! COULD YOU
  3278. HOLD IT DOWN?
  3279.  
  3280. 700
  3281. 00:30:07,452 --> 00:30:09,986
  3282. PLEASE, I'M TRYING TO REMEMBER
  3283. ALL THESE TERMS.
  3284.  
  3285. 701
  3286. 00:30:09,988 --> 00:30:10,987
  3287. I THINK I'M GETTING SICK.
  3288.  
  3289. 702
  3290. 00:30:10,989 --> 00:30:13,321
  3291. I'M GOING TO BED NOW.
  3292.  
  3293. 703
  3294. 00:30:13,323 --> 00:30:15,290
  3295. ALL RIGHT, BUT JUST,
  3296. YOU KNOW, MAKE SURE YOU GET
  3297.  
  3298. 704
  3299. 00:30:15,292 --> 00:30:16,760
  3300. RIGHT BACK TO WORK
  3301. IN THE MORNING.
  3302.  
  3303. 705
  3304. 00:30:19,530 --> 00:30:21,630
  3305. HOY! COME ON,
  3306. TIME TO GET UP.
  3307.  
  3308. 706
  3309. 00:30:21,632 --> 00:30:23,832
  3310. LET'S GO.
  3311.  
  3312. 707
  3313. 00:30:23,834 --> 00:30:25,332
  3314. COME ON.
  3315.  
  3316. 708
  3317. 00:30:25,334 --> 00:30:28,536
  3318. I CAN'T, I CAN'T.
  3319. I'VE GOT A BAD COLD.
  3320.  
  3321. 709
  3322. 00:30:28,538 --> 00:30:31,706
  3323. OH, NO, NO, NO. HOW LONG
  3324. IS THAT GONNA SET US BACK?
  3325.  
  3326. 710
  3327. 00:30:31,708 --> 00:30:34,507
  3328. [SIGHS]
  3329. LET'S SEE...
  3330.  
  3331. 711
  3332. 00:30:34,509 --> 00:30:37,644
  3333. IF IT'S JUST A COLD,
  3334. A COUPLE DAYS.
  3335.  
  3336. 712
  3337. 00:30:37,646 --> 00:30:42,314
  3338. IF IT'S A SINUS INFECTION,
  3339. IT COULD BE A COUPLE WEEKS.
  3340.  
  3341. 713
  3342. 00:30:42,316 --> 00:30:44,750
  3343. WELL... OKAY, WHAT...
  3344. OKAY THEN, WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO
  3345.  
  3346. 714
  3347. 00:30:44,752 --> 00:30:47,753
  3348. TO MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T TURN
  3349. INTO THE INFECTION THING?
  3350.  
  3351. 715
  3352. 00:30:47,755 --> 00:30:52,658
  3353. UH, WELL, MY MOM WOULD USUALLY
  3354. MAKE ME A POT OF HOT TEA,
  3355.  
  3356. 716
  3357. 00:30:52,660 --> 00:30:53,892
  3358. ALTERNATING WITH SOME
  3359. ORANGE JUICE,
  3360.  
  3361. 717
  3362. 00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:58,796
  3363. WITH 6,000 GRAMS
  3364. OF VITAMIN C CRYSTALS.
  3365.  
  3366. 718
  3367. 00:30:58,798 --> 00:31:01,032
  3368. OH, AND SOME CHICKEN
  3369. NOODLE SOUP, OF COURSE.
  3370.  
  3371. 719
  3372. 00:31:01,034 --> 00:31:03,400
  3373. I'M NOT YOUR MOM, JAMES.
  3374.  
  3375. 720
  3376. 00:31:03,402 --> 00:31:05,803
  3377. OKAY.
  3378.  
  3379. 721
  3380. 00:31:05,805 --> 00:31:08,407
  3381. SHOULD LAST NO MORE
  3382. THAN A MONTH.
  3383.  
  3384. 722
  3385. 00:31:10,342 --> 00:31:11,577
  3386. [SIGHS]
  3387.  
  3388. 723
  3389. 00:31:18,583 --> 00:31:20,585
  3390. HEY!
  3391.  
  3392. 724
  3393. 00:31:28,059 --> 00:31:32,093
  3394. [LAUGHTER]
  3395.  
  3396. 725
  3397. 00:31:32,095 --> 00:31:33,995
  3398. LANCE! LANCE!
  3399.  
  3400. 726
  3401. 00:31:33,997 --> 00:31:35,697
  3402. UH, YEAH?
  3403.  
  3404. 727
  3405. 00:31:35,699 --> 00:31:39,333
  3406. UH, LISTEN, I JUST FINISHED
  3407. READING YOUR PROPOSAL.
  3408.  
  3409. 728
  3410. 00:31:39,335 --> 00:31:41,535
  3411. I'M REALLY IMPRESSED.
  3412.  
  3413. 729
  3414. 00:31:41,537 --> 00:31:44,772
  3415. YOU EXEMPLIFY EVERYTHING I AM
  3416. TRYING TO CULTIVATE
  3417.  
  3418. 730
  3419. 00:31:44,774 --> 00:31:46,874
  3420. IN THIS CLASS.
  3421. I'M BLOWN AWAY BECAUSE AT FIRST
  3422.  
  3423. 731
  3424. 00:31:46,876 --> 00:31:49,742
  3425. I THOUGHT, UGH!
  3426. BUT YOU'VE SURPRISED ME.
  3427.  
  3428. 732
  3429. 00:31:49,744 --> 00:31:51,644
  3430. SO I THINK I CAN AGREE
  3431. TO YOUR TERMS.
  3432.  
  3433. 733
  3434. 00:31:51,646 --> 00:31:55,681
  3435. OF COURSE, PENDING THE SUBMISSION
  3436. OF YOUR CODED PROGRAM.
  3437.  
  3438. 734
  3439. 00:31:55,683 --> 00:31:57,016
  3440. OF COURSE,
  3441. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
  3442.  
  3443. 735
  3444. 00:31:57,018 --> 00:31:59,818
  3445. ALL RIGHT.
  3446.  
  3447. 736
  3448. 00:31:59,820 --> 00:32:02,689
  3449. - NICE COSTUME.
  3450. - [WESLEY] I LIKE YOURS.
  3451.  
  3452. 737
  3453. 00:32:08,128 --> 00:32:12,129
  3454. [SCREAMS, LAUGHS]
  3455.  
  3456. 738
  3457. 00:32:12,131 --> 00:32:17,402
  3458. - YOU'RE A GENIUS, MAN!
  3459. - THEY ARE GOING TO BUILD A SHRINE TO MY GREATNESS!
  3460.  
  3461. 739
  3462. 00:32:23,975 --> 00:32:25,775
  3463. HEY!
  3464.  
  3465. 740
  3466. 00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:28,379
  3467. [JAMES] I'M WORKING,
  3468. COME BACK TOMORROW.
  3469.  
  3470. 741
  3471. 00:32:30,015 --> 00:32:33,415
  3472. YES, YES, HE'S WORKING
  3473. ON GETTING "JUNGLE" RIGHT NOW,
  3474.  
  3475. 742
  3476. 00:32:33,417 --> 00:32:35,753
  3477. I HAVE EVERYTHING
  3478. UNDER CONTROL.
  3479.  
  3480. 743
  3481. 00:32:40,857 --> 00:32:42,890
  3482. [JAMES] OKAY.
  3483.  
  3484. 744
  3485. 00:32:42,892 --> 00:32:47,061
  3486. I THINK "JUNGLE" IS OFFICIALLY
  3487. READY FOR BETA ROLL OUT.
  3488.  
  3489. 745
  3490. 00:32:47,063 --> 00:32:49,531
  3491. - WHAT? REALLY?
  3492. - YEAH.
  3493.  
  3494. 746
  3495. 00:32:56,939 --> 00:32:59,505
  3496. [LANCE] AH, DUDE.
  3497.  
  3498. 747
  3499. 00:32:59,507 --> 00:33:01,874
  3500. YOU KNOW WHAT?
  3501. I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS, DUDE.
  3502.  
  3503. 748
  3504. 00:33:01,876 --> 00:33:04,643
  3505. THERE COULD BE
  3506. A SLIGHT PROBLEM, THOUGH.
  3507.  
  3508. 749
  3509. 00:33:04,645 --> 00:33:06,445
  3510. WHAT PROBLEM?
  3511. WHAT IS IT?
  3512.  
  3513. 750
  3514. 00:33:06,447 --> 00:33:09,514
  3515. UM, I MEAN THERE'S NO LOGICAL
  3516. INCENTIVE FOR THE USERS
  3517.  
  3518. 751
  3519. 00:33:09,516 --> 00:33:14,452
  3520. OF OTHER HOOK-UP APPS
  3521. TO TRANSFER OVER TO JUNGLE,
  3522.  
  3523. 752
  3524. 00:33:14,454 --> 00:33:15,954
  3525. - YOU KNOW?
  3526. - I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT.
  3527.  
  3528. 753
  3529. 00:33:15,956 --> 00:33:19,090
  3530. YEAH. I MEAN, THERE'S GOTTA BE
  3531. A MATHEMATICAL THEOREM
  3532.  
  3533. 754
  3534. 00:33:19,092 --> 00:33:21,758
  3535. TO CONVINCE THEM.
  3536.  
  3537. 755
  3538. 00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:24,095
  3539. ALL RIGHT, LADIES.
  3540. MY BOY LANCE RIGHT NOW
  3541.  
  3542. 756
  3543. 00:33:24,097 --> 00:33:25,863
  3544. IS GONNA BREAK IT DOWN
  3545. FOR Y'ALL RIGHT NOW.
  3546.  
  3547. 757
  3548. 00:33:25,865 --> 00:33:27,731
  3549. LISTEN UP, Y'ALL.
  3550. WE GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT.
  3551.  
  3552. 758
  3553. 00:33:27,733 --> 00:33:29,132
  3554. WHAT YOU NEED TO DO,
  3555.  
  3556. 759
  3557. 00:33:29,134 --> 00:33:32,035
  3558. IS GET OFF OF ALL OF
  3559. THE OTHER MATING APPS
  3560.  
  3561. 760
  3562. 00:33:32,037 --> 00:33:33,703
  3563. AND GET ONTO JUNGLE.
  3564.  
  3565. 761
  3566. 00:33:33,705 --> 00:33:35,605
  3567. MY BOY DANIEL HERE,
  3568. HE DID ALL THE MATHEMATICS,
  3569.  
  3570. 762
  3571. 00:33:35,607 --> 00:33:36,873
  3572. HE'S GONNA BREAK IT DOWN
  3573. FOR YOU.
  3574.  
  3575. 763
  3576. 00:33:36,875 --> 00:33:38,708
  3577. IT'S ALL HERE,
  3578. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
  3579.  
  3580. 764
  3581. 00:33:38,710 --> 00:33:40,176
  3582. I HAVE COME UP
  3583. WITH A SIMPLISTIC
  3584.  
  3585. 765
  3586. 00:33:40,178 --> 00:33:42,510
  3587. YET INTUITIVE
  3588. MATHEMATICAL FORMULA
  3589.  
  3590. 766
  3591. 00:33:42,512 --> 00:33:44,846
  3592. THAT WORKS 10 OUT OF 10 TIMES,
  3593. AND IT'S QUITE EASY.
  3594.  
  3595. 767
  3596. 00:33:44,848 --> 00:33:46,982
  3597. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS DITCH
  3598. THE OTHER HOOK-UP APPS
  3599.  
  3600. 768
  3601. 00:33:46,984 --> 00:33:49,517
  3602. AND SWITCH TO "JUNGLE"
  3603. AND THE RESULTS
  3604.  
  3605. 769
  3606. 00:33:49,519 --> 00:33:51,186
  3607. WILL ASTOUND YOU,
  3608. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
  3609.  
  3610. 770
  3611. 00:33:51,188 --> 00:33:53,054
  3612. - THEY WILL ASTOUND YOU.
  3613. - OH!
  3614.  
  3615. 771
  3616. 00:33:53,056 --> 00:33:54,822
  3617. - AND THIS IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT.
  3618. - MM-HMM.
  3619.  
  3620. 772
  3621. 00:33:54,824 --> 00:33:57,458
  3622. - WE DON'T HAVE THE TIME...
  3623. - NOPE.
  3624.  
  3625. 773
  3626. 00:33:57,460 --> 00:33:58,859
  3627. - ...TO KNOW A GIRL'S NAME.
  3628. - NOPE.
  3629.  
  3630. 774
  3631. 00:33:58,861 --> 00:34:01,561
  3632. WE DON'T THE TIME
  3633. FOR THEM TO KNOW OUR NAMES!
  3634.  
  3635. 775
  3636. 00:34:01,563 --> 00:34:03,496
  3637. - WHO DOES?
  3638. - WE GOT SCHOOL!
  3639.  
  3640. 776
  3641. 00:34:03,498 --> 00:34:04,597
  3642. DO YOU REALLY WANT
  3643. TO PAY FOR A MOVIE?
  3644.  
  3645. 777
  3646. 00:34:04,599 --> 00:34:05,598
  3647. - [ALL] NO!
  3648. - OR FLOWERS?
  3649.  
  3650. 778
  3651. 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,167
  3652. [ALL] NO!
  3653.  
  3654. 779
  3655. 00:34:07,169 --> 00:34:08,868
  3656. I'M GONNA SAY THE C-WORD,
  3657. I KNOW WE DON'T LIKE TO SAY IT,
  3658.  
  3659. 780
  3660. 00:34:08,870 --> 00:34:10,069
  3661. - ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
  3662. - DON'T DO IT TO 'EM.
  3663.  
  3664. 781
  3665. 00:34:10,071 --> 00:34:11,971
  3666. - COMMITMENT.
  3667. - [ALL SHOUTING]
  3668.  
  3669. 782
  3670. 00:34:11,973 --> 00:34:14,140
  3671. IF YOU WANT TO HAVE GIRLS
  3672. IN YOUR APARTMENTS,
  3673.  
  3674. 783
  3675. 00:34:14,142 --> 00:34:16,142
  3676. IN YOUR DORMS,
  3677. ON A DAILY BASIS,
  3678.  
  3679. 784
  3680. 00:34:16,144 --> 00:34:18,577
  3681. LINE UP RIGHT NOW
  3682. AND GET THESE DIRECTIONS.
  3683.  
  3684. 785
  3685. 00:34:18,579 --> 00:34:19,578
  3686. [DANIEL]
  3687. ORDERLY FASHION, GENTLEMEN.
  3688.  
  3689. 786
  3690. 00:34:19,580 --> 00:34:21,113
  3691. THIS HAS NO AGE RESTRICTION.
  3692.  
  3693. 787
  3694. 00:34:21,115 --> 00:34:22,814
  3695. GIVE IT TO YOUR FIVE-YEAR-OLD
  3696. COUSIN, IF YOU NEED TO.
  3697.  
  3698. 788
  3699. 00:34:22,816 --> 00:34:24,482
  3700. OH, HAND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS,
  3701. YOUR FRIEND'S FRIEND.
  3702.  
  3703. 789
  3704. 00:34:24,484 --> 00:34:26,651
  3705. I GOT ANOTHER ONE!
  3706. GIVE IT TO YOUR FRATERNITIES,
  3707.  
  3708. 790
  3709. 00:34:26,653 --> 00:34:28,886
  3710. GIVE IT TO YOUR BROTHERS,
  3711. GIVE IT TO YOUR FRIENDS,
  3712.  
  3713. 791
  3714. 00:34:28,888 --> 00:34:30,988
  3715. YOUR FRIENDS' FRIENDS,
  3716. YOUR COUSINS, YOUR UNCLES,
  3717.  
  3718. 792
  3719. 00:34:30,990 --> 00:34:32,890
  3720. - ALL OF 'EM!
  3721. - YOU NEPHEWS, ALL OF 'EM!
  3722.  
  3723. 793
  3724. 00:34:32,892 --> 00:34:34,825
  3725. 'CAUSE EVERYBODY
  3726. SHOULD BE ON JUNGLE.
  3727.  
  3728. 794
  3729. 00:34:34,827 --> 00:34:36,828
  3730. - WHOO!
  3731. - SPREAD THE WORD, Y'ALL.
  3732.  
  3733. 795
  3734. 00:34:41,233 --> 00:34:43,833
  3735. - TELL HIM ABOUT THE TIME...
  3736. - HEY!
  3737.  
  3738. 796
  3739. 00:34:43,835 --> 00:34:45,634
  3740. - WHOA.
  3741. - WE GOT A QUESTION FOR THE DUDE
  3742.  
  3743. 797
  3744. 00:34:45,636 --> 00:34:47,037
  3745. THAT DEVELOPED
  3746. THE "JUNGLE" APP.
  3747.  
  3748. 798
  3749. 00:34:47,039 --> 00:34:49,171
  3750. - YEAH.
  3751. - YO, SO, YOU TELLING ME THESE GIRLS,
  3752.  
  3753. 799
  3754. 00:34:49,173 --> 00:34:50,739
  3755. INSTEAD OF NAMES,
  3756. THEY JUST SEND
  3757.  
  3758. 800
  3759. 00:34:50,741 --> 00:34:51,840
  3760. A PHOTO OF THEMSELVES
  3761. IN THEIR UNDERWEAR?
  3762.  
  3763. 801
  3764. 00:34:51,842 --> 00:34:52,841
  3765. NO EXCEPTIONS?
  3766.  
  3767. 802
  3768. 00:34:52,843 --> 00:34:54,009
  3769. I MEAN, THAT'S THE PLATFORM.
  3770.  
  3771. 803
  3772. 00:34:54,011 --> 00:34:55,810
  3773. - OOH!
  3774. - HEY, MAN, I JUST WANTED TO SAY,
  3775.  
  3776. 804
  3777. 00:34:55,812 --> 00:34:58,213
  3778. - YOU ROCK!
  3779. - THAT'S PRETTY SWEET.
  3780.  
  3781. 805
  3782. 00:34:58,215 --> 00:34:59,981
  3783. YOU ROCK, MAN.
  3784.  
  3785. 806
  3786. 00:34:59,983 --> 00:35:03,785
  3787. HEY, WHAT ARE
  3788. YOU GUYS DOING?
  3789.  
  3790. 807
  3791. 00:35:03,787 --> 00:35:05,920
  3792. SO FAR I'VE GOTTEN
  3793. FOUR SWIPES.
  3794.  
  3795. 808
  3796. 00:35:05,922 --> 00:35:07,621
  3797. I'VE GOTTEN 19.
  3798.  
  3799. 809
  3800. 00:35:07,623 --> 00:35:09,923
  3801. I'VE GOTTEN TWO,
  3802. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
  3803.  
  3804. 810
  3805. 00:35:09,925 --> 00:35:12,159
  3806. LET ME SEE
  3807. YOUR PROFILE PICTURE?
  3808.  
  3809. 811
  3810. 00:35:12,161 --> 00:35:15,762
  3811. IT'S OBVIOUS,
  3812. YOU NEED TO STAND OUT.
  3813.  
  3814. 812
  3815. 00:35:15,764 --> 00:35:18,731
  3816. HOW DO YOU STAND OUT
  3817. IN YOUR UNDERWEAR?
  3818.  
  3819. 813
  3820. 00:35:18,733 --> 00:35:20,533
  3821. WITHOUT THEM, OF COURSE.
  3822.  
  3823. 814
  3824. 00:35:20,535 --> 00:35:21,968
  3825. [LAUGHS]
  3826.  
  3827. 815
  3828. 00:35:21,970 --> 00:35:23,736
  3829. WELL, I DIDN'T HAVE TO, BUT...
  3830.  
  3831. 816
  3832. 00:35:23,738 --> 00:35:26,138
  3833. HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE, HANNAH?
  3834.  
  3835. 817
  3836. 00:35:26,140 --> 00:35:27,173
  3837. [HANNAH] ZERO.
  3838.  
  3839. 818
  3840. 00:35:27,175 --> 00:35:29,975
  3841. OH, HANNAH.
  3842.  
  3843. 819
  3844. 00:35:29,977 --> 00:35:32,177
  3845. DO YOU NEED US TO HELP YOU
  3846. WITH YOUR PROFILE PHOTO?
  3847.  
  3848. 820
  3849. 00:35:32,179 --> 00:35:33,745
  3850. NO.
  3851. [SCOFFS]
  3852.  
  3853. 821
  3854. 00:35:33,747 --> 00:35:35,914
  3855. I'M NOT GONNA PLAY
  3856. WITH THAT APP.
  3857.  
  3858. 822
  3859. 00:35:35,916 --> 00:35:37,748
  3860. MORE GUYS FOR US.
  3861.  
  3862. 823
  3863. 00:35:37,750 --> 00:35:40,118
  3864. I JUST DON'T SEE
  3865. HOW IT BENEFITS US.
  3866.  
  3867. 824
  3868. 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,886
  3869. HANNAH, DO YOU WANT TO BE
  3870. ALONE FOREVER?
  3871.  
  3872. 825
  3873. 00:35:42,888 --> 00:35:45,122
  3874. - NO.
  3875. - THEN YOU NEED TO GET ON BOARD
  3876.  
  3877. 826
  3878. 00:35:45,124 --> 00:35:47,825
  3879. AND GET WITH THE APPS.
  3880. THAT'S WHERE THE GUYS ARE.
  3881.  
  3882. 827
  3883. 00:35:47,827 --> 00:35:49,692
  3884. THAT'S TRUE.
  3885.  
  3886. 828
  3887. 00:35:49,694 --> 00:35:52,195
  3888. SO, WHO HAVE YOU MET?
  3889.  
  3890. 829
  3891. 00:35:52,197 --> 00:35:55,598
  3892. WELL, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
  3893. TO CALL IT MEETING ANYONE.
  3894.  
  3895. 830
  3896. 00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:58,234
  3897. BECAUSE YOU JUST HOOK-UP
  3898. WITH THEM ONE TIME.
  3899.  
  3900. 831
  3901. 00:35:58,236 --> 00:36:00,069
  3902. UNLESS THE GUY HITS
  3903. A CERTAIN BUTTON
  3904.  
  3905. 832
  3906. 00:36:00,071 --> 00:36:01,570
  3907. THAT BRINGS YOU BACK
  3908. A SECOND TIME.
  3909.  
  3910. 833
  3911. 00:36:01,572 --> 00:36:03,005
  3912. BUT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
  3913. TO SAY HIS NAME.
  3914.  
  3915. 834
  3916. 00:36:03,007 --> 00:36:05,974
  3917. - OR TELL HIM YOURS.
  3918. - OR ASK HIM ANY QUESTIONS.
  3919.  
  3920. 835
  3921. 00:36:05,976 --> 00:36:07,342
  3922. OR THEY'LL KICK YOU OFF
  3923. THE PLATFORM,
  3924.  
  3925. 836
  3926. 00:36:07,344 --> 00:36:08,743
  3927. AND YOU HAVE TO WAIT
  3928. TWO WEEKS
  3929.  
  3930. 837
  3931. 00:36:08,745 --> 00:36:10,078
  3932. FOR A RE-TRAINING PERIOD.
  3933.  
  3934. 838
  3935. 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:15,249
  3936. OKAY, THAT SOUNDS VERY
  3937. LIBERATING, GIRLS,
  3938.  
  3939. 839
  3940. 00:36:15,251 --> 00:36:17,286
  3941. BUT I'M GONNA GO STUDY.
  3942.  
  3943. 840
  3944. 00:36:19,322 --> 00:36:21,621
  3945. I WORRY ABOUT HANNAH.
  3946.  
  3947. 841
  3948. 00:36:21,623 --> 00:36:23,923
  3949. SHE JUST DOESN'T GET IT,
  3950. SHE'S SO 20TH CENTURY.
  3951.  
  3952. 842
  3953. 00:36:23,925 --> 00:36:26,659
  3954. I THINK SHE'S LIKE A BORN
  3955. AGAIN CHRISTIAN OR SOMETHING.
  3956.  
  3957. 843
  3958. 00:36:26,661 --> 00:36:29,329
  3959. THAT EXPLAINS IT.
  3960.  
  3961. 844
  3962. 00:36:29,331 --> 00:36:33,166
  3963. [MUSIC PLAYING]
  3964.  
  3965. 845
  3966. 00:36:33,168 --> 00:36:37,369
  3967. THESE KIDS HAVE NO IDEA
  3968. HOW EASY THIS IS.
  3969.  
  3970. 846
  3971. 00:36:37,371 --> 00:36:42,007
  3972. "JUNGLE" HAS JUST MOVED IT UP
  3973. A WHOLE 'NOTHER LEVEL.
  3974.  
  3975. 847
  3976. 00:36:42,009 --> 00:36:46,611
  3977. I THINK YOU MEAN DOWN
  3978. A WHOLE NEW LEVEL.
  3979.  
  3980. 848
  3981. 00:36:46,613 --> 00:36:48,679
  3982. - NO.
  3983. - HEY, GUYS, GUYS,
  3984.  
  3985. 849
  3986. 00:36:48,681 --> 00:36:50,314
  3987. HOW'D YOU GUYS LEARN
  3988. ABOUT "JUNGLE?"
  3989.  
  3990. 850
  3991. 00:36:50,316 --> 00:36:53,617
  3992. - UH, MY DENTIST.
  3993. - MY ACCOUNTANT.
  3994.  
  3995. 851
  3996. 00:36:53,619 --> 00:36:56,920
  3997. GOSH! DID YOU JUST HEAR THAT?
  3998.  
  3999. 852
  4000. 00:36:56,922 --> 00:36:59,022
  4001. "JUNGLE" IS NOW OUT
  4002. OF THE CAMPUS
  4003.  
  4004. 853
  4005. 00:36:59,024 --> 00:37:01,624
  4006. AND OUT INTO THE REAL WORLD,
  4007. MY FRIEND.
  4008.  
  4009. 854
  4010. 00:37:01,626 --> 00:37:02,992
  4011. - OH, WHOO-HOO-HOO.
  4012. - THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
  4013.  
  4014. 855
  4015. 00:37:02,994 --> 00:37:05,295
  4016. GET READY FOR SOME
  4017. MAJOR BANK.
  4018.  
  4019. 856
  4020. 00:37:05,297 --> 00:37:07,263
  4021. - INSANE.
  4022. - YOU GUYS, SERIOUSLY,
  4023.  
  4024. 857
  4025. 00:37:07,265 --> 00:37:10,066
  4026. YOU SHOULD, HOP ON "JUNGLE"
  4027. 'CAUSE I WOULD LOVE TO SWIPE YOU.
  4028.  
  4029. 858
  4030. 00:37:10,068 --> 00:37:12,001
  4031. OH!
  4032.  
  4033. 859
  4034. 00:37:12,003 --> 00:37:15,304
  4035. WHO'S GOT LOW SELF-ESTEEM?
  4036. THIS GUY, LET'S GO.
  4037.  
  4038. 860
  4039. 00:37:15,306 --> 00:37:16,905
  4040. [LAUGHS]
  4041.  
  4042. 861
  4043. 00:37:16,907 --> 00:37:19,974
  4044. SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY,
  4045. LET'S SWIPE SOME TIME.
  4046.  
  4047. 862
  4048. 00:37:19,976 --> 00:37:22,210
  4049. I'M SENSING DISRUPTION
  4050. FORM A NEW HOOK-UP APP
  4051.  
  4052. 863
  4053. 00:37:22,212 --> 00:37:23,710
  4054. CALLED "JUNGLE."
  4055.  
  4056. 864
  4057. 00:37:23,712 --> 00:37:25,246
  4058. BUT I'M NOT GONNA
  4059. WEIGH IN ON IT YET.
  4060.  
  4061. 865
  4062. 00:37:25,248 --> 00:37:28,115
  4063. FIRST, I'M GONNA EVALUATE
  4064. THE AUTHENTICITY.
  4065.  
  4066. 866
  4067. 00:37:28,117 --> 00:37:31,285
  4068. FAKE NEWS...
  4069.  
  4070. 867
  4071. 00:37:31,287 --> 00:37:33,755
  4072. [SIGHS]
  4073.  
  4074. 868
  4075. 00:37:49,736 --> 00:37:53,038
  4076. [GIRL] SHE CALLED ME
  4077. COMPLETELY HYSTERICAL.
  4078.  
  4079. 869
  4080. 00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:56,073
  4081. [GIRL 2] LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY
  4082. HAD A GOOD TIME ON "JUNGLE."
  4083.  
  4084. 870
  4085. 00:37:56,075 --> 00:37:57,342
  4086. THIS DOES NOT LOOK LIKE
  4087. A GOOD GUY!
  4088.  
  4089. 871
  4090. 00:37:57,344 --> 00:37:59,310
  4091. YEAH, MELODY,
  4092. THIS GUY WAS A FREAK.
  4093.  
  4094. 872
  4095. 00:37:59,312 --> 00:38:01,445
  4096. WELL, THE CUTE FREAKS
  4097. ARE ON THE APP, SO...
  4098.  
  4099. 873
  4100. 00:38:01,447 --> 00:38:05,715
  4101. I THINK WE'RE JUST GONNA
  4102. HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT.
  4103.  
  4104. 874
  4105. 00:38:05,717 --> 00:38:07,851
  4106. [CRYING]
  4107.  
  4108. 875
  4109. 00:38:07,853 --> 00:38:09,752
  4110. DO YOU GUYS THINK
  4111. LANCE MADE THE APP?
  4112.  
  4113. 876
  4114. 00:38:09,754 --> 00:38:10,920
  4115. YEAH, WHY NOT?
  4116.  
  4117. 877
  4118. 00:38:10,922 --> 00:38:12,789
  4119. 'CAUSE HE'S HORRIBLE
  4120. AT CODING.
  4121.  
  4122. 878
  4123. 00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:16,326
  4124. YEAH, WELL, SOMEONE'S
  4125. HELPING HIM.
  4126.  
  4127. 879
  4128. 00:38:16,328 --> 00:38:18,361
  4129. LOOK, ALL I KNOW IS,
  4130. WHOEVER MADE THIS APP
  4131.  
  4132. 880
  4133. 00:38:18,363 --> 00:38:22,998
  4134. IS A HORRIBLE PERSON.
  4135.  
  4136. 881
  4137. 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,933
  4138. THANK YOU GUYS
  4139. FOR COME GETTING ME.
  4140.  
  4141. 882
  4142. 00:38:24,935 --> 00:38:27,869
  4143. OF COURSE.
  4144. WE'RE SORRY, RACHEL.
  4145.  
  4146. 883
  4147. 00:38:27,871 --> 00:38:32,974
  4148. YOU ARE A SMART AND INTELLIGENT
  4149. AND KIND AND FUNNY HUMAN BEING.
  4150.  
  4151. 884
  4152. 00:38:32,976 --> 00:38:34,475
  4153. YOU NEED TO BE ON THIS APP.
  4154.  
  4155. 885
  4156. 00:38:34,477 --> 00:38:38,044
  4157. - THIS IS NOT WORTH IT.
  4158. - THANK YOU.
  4159.  
  4160. 886
  4161. 00:38:38,046 --> 00:38:39,247
  4162. 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE BEST.
  4163.  
  4164. 887
  4165. 00:38:39,249 --> 00:38:41,314
  4166. [SNIFFLES]
  4167.  
  4168. 888
  4169. 00:38:41,316 --> 00:38:42,782
  4170. [CHATTER]
  4171.  
  4172. 889
  4173. 00:38:42,784 --> 00:38:45,218
  4174. MERRY CHRISTMAS,
  4175. FEMALE SPECIMENS!
  4176.  
  4177. 890
  4178. 00:38:45,220 --> 00:38:47,753
  4179. HOW ARE YOU?
  4180.  
  4181. 891
  4182. 00:38:47,755 --> 00:38:49,088
  4183. I KNOW!
  4184.  
  4185. 892
  4186. 00:38:49,090 --> 00:38:52,992
  4187. WELL, HAPPY HANUKAH,
  4188. HAPPY KWANZA.
  4189.  
  4190. 893
  4191. 00:38:52,994 --> 00:38:57,398
  4192. I'LL SEE YOU GUYS,
  4193. UM, AFTER... CHRISTMAS.
  4194.  
  4195. 894
  4196. 00:39:00,767 --> 00:39:02,333
  4197. PRETTY IMPRESSIVE, HUH?
  4198.  
  4199. 895
  4200. 00:39:02,335 --> 00:39:05,003
  4201. UH, YEAH,
  4202. I REALLY LIKED YOUR BOOK.
  4203.  
  4204. 896
  4205. 00:39:05,005 --> 00:39:08,106
  4206. NO, I WAS TALKING
  4207. ABOUT "JUNGLE."
  4208.  
  4209. 897
  4210. 00:39:08,108 --> 00:39:11,942
  4211. UH, YEAH.
  4212. I MEAN, LANCE IS THE MAN.
  4213.  
  4214. 898
  4215. 00:39:11,944 --> 00:39:14,311
  4216. YOU KNOW?
  4217.  
  4218. 899
  4219. 00:39:14,313 --> 00:39:17,281
  4220. JAMES, IS THERE SOMETHING
  4221. YOU WANT TO TELL ME?
  4222.  
  4223. 900
  4224. 00:39:17,283 --> 00:39:22,120
  4225. UM.. MERRY CHRISTMAS,
  4226. PROFESSOR BARNES.
  4227.  
  4228. 901
  4229. 00:39:23,522 --> 00:39:26,224
  4230. MERRY CHRISTMAS, JAMES.
  4231.  
  4232. 902
  4233. 00:39:35,933 --> 00:39:39,301
  4234. [SIGHS]
  4235.  
  4236. 903
  4237. 00:39:39,303 --> 00:39:41,303
  4238. SO HOW DO YOU LIKE LIVING
  4239. WITH GRANDMA AND GRANDPA?
  4240.  
  4241. 904
  4242. 00:39:41,305 --> 00:39:44,071
  4243. GOOD.
  4244.  
  4245. 905
  4246. 00:39:44,073 --> 00:39:45,308
  4247. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
  4248. ON BREAK?
  4249.  
  4250. 906
  4251. 00:39:47,343 --> 00:39:50,344
  4252. SOME CODING,
  4253. MAYBE SOME STUDYING.
  4254.  
  4255. 907
  4256. 00:39:50,346 --> 00:39:54,047
  4257. NO VISITING, PARTYING,
  4258. SOCIALIZING, WOMANIZING?
  4259.  
  4260. 908
  4261. 00:39:54,049 --> 00:39:56,349
  4262. I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED
  4263. TO BE DOING ON VACATION.
  4264.  
  4265. 909
  4266. 00:39:56,351 --> 00:39:58,885
  4267. YEAH, DAD, I'LL DEFINITELY
  4268. DO SOME OF THAT.
  4269.  
  4270. 910
  4271. 00:39:58,887 --> 00:40:02,955
  4272. I JUST DON'T WANT YOU
  4273. TO MISS OUT ON ANYTHING.
  4274.  
  4275. 911
  4276. 00:40:02,957 --> 00:40:05,157
  4277. WELL, LOOK, I GOTTA GET
  4278. BACK TO THE OFFICE.
  4279.  
  4280. 912
  4281. 00:40:05,159 --> 00:40:07,459
  4282. I'LL SEE YA
  4283. ON CHRISTMAS DAY.
  4284.  
  4285. 913
  4286. 00:40:07,461 --> 00:40:09,928
  4287. GOOD.
  4288.  
  4289. 914
  4290. 00:40:09,930 --> 00:40:13,898
  4291. LOOKING FORWARD TO A NICE
  4292. FAMILY CHRISTMAS, DAD.
  4293.  
  4294. 915
  4295. 00:40:13,900 --> 00:40:17,870
  4296. YEAH.
  4297. I LOVE YOU, JAMES.
  4298.  
  4299. 916
  4300. 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,847
  4301. [GIRL 1] SO, LOOK AT THIS
  4302. NEW BLUSH I JUST GOT.
  4303.  
  4304. 917
  4305. 00:40:31,849 --> 00:40:33,383
  4306. - [GIRL 2] ISN'T IT SO PRETTY?
  4307. - [GIRL 3] SO PRETTY.
  4308.  
  4309. 918
  4310. 00:40:33,385 --> 00:40:36,986
  4311. - [GIRL 1] IT'S CALLED BERRY.
  4312. - [GIRL 2] SO COOL.
  4313.  
  4314. 919
  4315. 00:40:36,988 --> 00:40:38,153
  4316. [GIRL 1]
  4317. I KNOW, I LOVE IT.
  4318.  
  4319. 920
  4320. 00:40:38,155 --> 00:40:40,155
  4321. WHAT ARE YOU DOING
  4322. IN MY ROOM?
  4323.  
  4324. 921
  4325. 00:40:40,157 --> 00:40:41,991
  4326. IT'S MY HOME OFFICE NOW.
  4327.  
  4328. 922
  4329. 00:40:41,993 --> 00:40:44,360
  4330. - WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON?
  4331. - MYSELF.
  4332.  
  4333. 923
  4334. 00:40:44,362 --> 00:40:47,161
  4335. ANYWAY,
  4336. HOW WAS YOUR FIRST SEMESTER?
  4337.  
  4338. 924
  4339. 00:40:47,163 --> 00:40:48,563
  4340. UH, INTERESTING.
  4341.  
  4342. 925
  4343. 00:40:48,565 --> 00:40:49,897
  4344. DID YOU MAKE ANY FRIENDS?
  4345.  
  4346. 926
  4347. 00:40:49,899 --> 00:40:51,966
  4348. I THINK I DID.
  4349.  
  4350. 927
  4351. 00:40:51,968 --> 00:40:54,001
  4352. INVITED
  4353. TO ANY HOLIDAY PARTIES?
  4354.  
  4355. 928
  4356. 00:40:54,003 --> 00:40:56,404
  4357. - NO.
  4358. - I THINK YOU DIDN'T.
  4359.  
  4360. 929
  4361. 00:40:56,406 --> 00:40:58,505
  4362. OH, YEAH. DON'T TRY TO MOVE
  4363. BACK INTO YOUR BEDROOM.
  4364.  
  4365. 930
  4366. 00:40:58,507 --> 00:41:00,974
  4367. AS YOU CAN TELL,
  4368. IT'S MY HOME OFFICE.
  4369.  
  4370. 931
  4371. 00:41:00,976 --> 00:41:03,410
  4372. SO, I'M GUESSING YOU CAN
  4373. SLEEP ON THE COUCH IN THE DEN.
  4374.  
  4375. 932
  4376. 00:41:03,412 --> 00:41:04,910
  4377. [SIGHS]
  4378. WHERE'S MOM?
  4379.  
  4380. 933
  4381. 00:41:04,912 --> 00:41:07,213
  4382. SHE'S AT A HOLIDAY LUNCH
  4383. WITH HER FRIENDS.
  4384.  
  4385. 934
  4386. 00:41:07,215 --> 00:41:08,481
  4387. DOES IT LOOK GOOD?
  4388.  
  4389. 935
  4390. 00:41:08,483 --> 00:41:10,149
  4391. - [GIRL 2] IT LOOKS SO PRETTY.
  4392. - YAY!
  4393.  
  4394. 936
  4395. 00:41:10,151 --> 00:41:12,251
  4396. CHECK OUT THIS LIP GLOSS,
  4397. IT HAS A LIGHT IN IT.
  4398.  
  4399. 937
  4400. 00:41:12,253 --> 00:41:14,320
  4401. - SHOW OFF! CAN I BORROW?
  4402. - [GIRL 2] OF COURSE.
  4403.  
  4404. 938
  4405. 00:41:14,322 --> 00:41:17,055
  4406. THANK YOU.
  4407.  
  4408. 939
  4409. 00:41:17,057 --> 00:41:19,958
  4410. - I LOVE IT.
  4411. - [WOMAN] YOU ARE SO GOOD!
  4412.  
  4413. 940
  4414. 00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:21,626
  4415. YOU NEED TO HAVE YOUR WORK
  4416. IN A GALLERY.
  4417.  
  4418. 941
  4419. 00:41:21,628 --> 00:41:23,361
  4420. OH, WELL,
  4421. I'M WORKING ON IT.
  4422.  
  4423. 942
  4424. 00:41:23,363 --> 00:41:25,497
  4425. OKAY, IT'S, UH,
  4426. JAMES' M.I.T. FUND.
  4427.  
  4428. 943
  4429. 00:41:25,499 --> 00:41:28,165
  4430. GALE, ARE YOU STILL PLANNING
  4431. ON LETTING YOUR EX
  4432.  
  4433. 944
  4434. 00:41:28,167 --> 00:41:29,333
  4435. BRING HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND
  4436. TO CHRISTMAS DINNER?
  4437.  
  4438. 945
  4439. 00:41:29,335 --> 00:41:30,968
  4440. SURE.
  4441.  
  4442. 946
  4443. 00:41:30,970 --> 00:41:32,303
  4444. WELL, I'M LETTING MY EX
  4445. COME TO CHRISTMAS DINNER.
  4446.  
  4447. 947
  4448. 00:41:32,305 --> 00:41:33,936
  4449. - YEAH, BUT NOT WITH GIRLFRIEND.
  4450. - NO.
  4451.  
  4452. 948
  4453. 00:41:33,938 --> 00:41:35,572
  4454. WAIT, IS JUSTIN SEEING
  4455. SOMEONE ALREADY?
  4456.  
  4457. 949
  4458. 00:41:35,574 --> 00:41:38,409
  4459. ALREADY? IT'S BEEN 10 MONTHS
  4460. SINCE LEAH'S DIVORCE.
  4461.  
  4462. 950
  4463. 00:41:38,411 --> 00:41:39,409
  4464. HE'S PROBABLY HAD LIKE
  4465. FIVE GIRLFRIENDS.
  4466.  
  4467. 951
  4468. 00:41:39,411 --> 00:41:41,077
  4469. NO, NO, NO, NO.
  4470.  
  4471. 952
  4472. 00:41:41,079 --> 00:41:43,446
  4473. I WANT TO KNOW NOTHING
  4474. ABOUT HIS DATING HISTORY.
  4475.  
  4476. 953
  4477. 00:41:43,448 --> 00:41:45,181
  4478. OH, THAT'S JUST BECAUSE OF THE
  4479. RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST YOU.
  4480.  
  4481. 954
  4482. 00:41:45,183 --> 00:41:47,383
  4483. OH, OKAY, IT WAS NOT
  4484. A RESTRAINING ORDER,
  4485.  
  4486. 955
  4487. 00:41:47,385 --> 00:41:50,285
  4488. IT WAS A...
  4489. A COUNSELOR'S EVALUATION.
  4490.  
  4491. 956
  4492. 00:41:50,287 --> 00:41:51,553
  4493. A COUNSELOR'S EVALUATION
  4494. TO STOP BREAKING INTO
  4495.  
  4496. 957
  4497. 00:41:51,555 --> 00:41:53,121
  4498. JUSTIN'S NEW APARTMENT.
  4499.  
  4500. 958
  4501. 00:41:53,123 --> 00:41:54,456
  4502. - I WANT MY CHINA BACK.
  4503. - [LAUGHS]
  4504.  
  4505. 959
  4506. 00:41:54,458 --> 00:41:55,590
  4507. WE NEED TO BE A LITTLE BIT
  4508. MORE SUPPORTIVE
  4509.  
  4510. 960
  4511. 00:41:55,592 --> 00:41:57,158
  4512. AND GIVE HER SOME CREDIT.
  4513.  
  4514. 961
  4515. 00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:58,393
  4516. SHE HASN'T BROKEN INTO
  4517. JUSTIN'S APARTMENT SINCE
  4518.  
  4519. 962
  4520. 00:41:58,395 --> 00:42:00,127
  4521. SHE STARTED THE MEDICATION.
  4522.  
  4523. 963
  4524. 00:42:00,129 --> 00:42:02,596
  4525. I JUST CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE
  4526. JUSTIN WITH A GIRLFRIEND.
  4527.  
  4528. 964
  4529. 00:42:02,598 --> 00:42:06,133
  4530. JUST SAYING THE WORDS,
  4531. "JUSTIN'S GIRLFRIEND," BLEGH.
  4532.  
  4533. 965
  4534. 00:42:06,135 --> 00:42:09,002
  4535. I THINK IT'S GOOD THAT WE HAVE
  4536. THE EXES AT THE HOLIDAY DINNER.
  4537.  
  4538. 966
  4539. 00:42:09,004 --> 00:42:10,604
  4540. I MEAN, WE'RE ALL STILL
  4541. A FAMILY.
  4542.  
  4543. 967
  4544. 00:42:10,606 --> 00:42:12,906
  4545. BUT YOU'RE DIVORCED.
  4546. YOU'RE NOT A FAMILY ANYMORE.
  4547.  
  4548. 968
  4549. 00:42:12,908 --> 00:42:15,908
  4550. - YES WE ARE.
  4551. - I MEAN, TECHNICALLY WE'RE FAMILY, RIGHT?
  4552.  
  4553. 969
  4554. 00:42:15,910 --> 00:42:18,143
  4555. AT LEAST, THE KIDS,
  4556. AND I DO LIVE WITH HIS PARENTS.
  4557.  
  4558. 970
  4559. 00:42:18,145 --> 00:42:19,512
  4560. [LAUGHTER]
  4561.  
  4562. 971
  4563. 00:42:19,514 --> 00:42:21,914
  4564. WELL, YOU KNOW, MAYBE
  4565. IT'S TIME THAT YOU
  4566.  
  4567. 972
  4568. 00:42:21,916 --> 00:42:23,615
  4569. FIND SOMEBODY NEW
  4570. AND MOVE ON.
  4571.  
  4572. 973
  4573. 00:42:23,617 --> 00:42:26,984
  4574. GUYS THAT ARE SINGLE
  4575. ARE EITHER TOO YOUNG OR TOO OLD.
  4576.  
  4577. 974
  4578. 00:42:26,986 --> 00:42:29,253
  4579. OKAY, SO WHERE ARE
  4580. THE AGE-APPROPRIATE MEN
  4581.  
  4582. 975
  4583. 00:42:29,255 --> 00:42:30,622
  4584. IN THEIR 40S AND 50S?
  4585.  
  4586. 976
  4587. 00:42:30,624 --> 00:42:32,457
  4588. THEY HAVEN'T HAD
  4589. THEIR DIVORCES YET.
  4590.  
  4591. 977
  4592. 00:42:32,459 --> 00:42:34,592
  4593. I HAVE FOUND A NEW WAY
  4594. TO MEET PEOPLE.
  4595.  
  4596. 978
  4597. 00:42:34,594 --> 00:42:36,561
  4598. OOH, SHARE.
  4599.  
  4600. 979
  4601. 00:42:36,563 --> 00:42:38,129
  4602. IT'S CALLED "JUNGLE."
  4603.  
  4604. 980
  4605. 00:42:38,131 --> 00:42:40,665
  4606. - [GASPS]
  4607. - I'VE HEARD OF "JUNGLE."
  4608.  
  4609. 981
  4610. 00:42:40,667 --> 00:42:42,199
  4611. YEAH, MY HAIRDRESSER
  4612. WAS TELLING ME ALL ABOUT IT.
  4613.  
  4614. 982
  4615. 00:42:42,201 --> 00:42:43,701
  4616. SHE SAYS THAT'S WHERE
  4617. ALL THE GUYS ARE.
  4618.  
  4619. 983
  4620. 00:42:43,703 --> 00:42:45,969
  4621. YEAH, BUT I HEAR THERE
  4622. ARE, LIKE, WEIRD CONDITIONS.
  4623.  
  4624. 984
  4625. 00:42:45,971 --> 00:42:48,405
  4626. YEAH, AND THE CONDITIONS
  4627. ONLY POP UP ON YOUR PHONE
  4628.  
  4629. 985
  4630. 00:42:48,407 --> 00:42:50,239
  4631. IN TINY PRINT WHEN YOU'RE
  4632. ON YOUR WAY TO YOUR DATE.
  4633.  
  4634. 986
  4635. 00:42:50,241 --> 00:42:51,475
  4636. UH-UH, NOT A DATE.
  4637.  
  4638. 987
  4639. 00:42:51,477 --> 00:42:54,176
  4640. BUT THEY SHOW UP
  4641. WHEN IT'S TOO LATE.
  4642.  
  4643. 988
  4644. 00:42:54,178 --> 00:42:56,579
  4645. YOU KNOW, A REAL PIECE OF WORK
  4646. MUST HAVE MADE THAT "JUNGLE."
  4647.  
  4648. 989
  4649. 00:42:56,581 --> 00:42:58,547
  4650. YOU KNOW WHAT?
  4651. I THINK YOU SHOULD GO FOR IT.
  4652.  
  4653. 990
  4654. 00:42:58,549 --> 00:43:01,249
  4655. YOU DESERVE TO MEET
  4656. SOMEBODY ELSE.
  4657.  
  4658. 991
  4659. 00:43:01,251 --> 00:43:02,951
  4660. - YEAH.
  4661. - TO "JUNGLE."
  4662.  
  4663. 992
  4664. 00:43:02,953 --> 00:43:04,986
  4665. TO "JUNGLE."
  4666.  
  4667. 993
  4668. 00:43:04,988 --> 00:43:10,327
  4669. ...TO EVERYONE,
  4670. FOR CHRISTMAS.
  4671.  
  4672. 994
  4673. 00:43:12,562 --> 00:43:14,161
  4674. [DOORBELL RINGS]
  4675.  
  4676. 995
  4677. 00:43:14,163 --> 00:43:15,529
  4678. I THINK I HEAR DAD.
  4679.  
  4680. 996
  4681. 00:43:15,531 --> 00:43:17,133
  4682. OH, I'LL GET HIS GIFT.
  4683.  
  4684. 997
  4685. 00:43:19,268 --> 00:43:21,435
  4686. HEY, HEY, HEY!
  4687. THERE SHE IS!
  4688.  
  4689. 998
  4690. 00:43:21,437 --> 00:43:23,336
  4691. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!
  4692. [SMOOCHES]
  4693.  
  4694. 999
  4695. 00:43:23,338 --> 00:43:24,605
  4696. MERRY CHRISTMAS, BABY.
  4697.  
  4698. 1000
  4699. 00:43:24,607 --> 00:43:26,139
  4700. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU, TOO.
  4701.  
  4702. 1001
  4703. 00:43:26,141 --> 00:43:27,740
  4704. - MERRY CHRISTMAS!
  4705. - SHE'S KINDA YOUNG.
  4706.  
  4707. 1002
  4708. 00:43:27,742 --> 00:43:29,275
  4709. OH, SWEET JESUS.
  4710.  
  4711. 1003
  4712. 00:43:29,277 --> 00:43:30,610
  4713. OH, ASHLEY,
  4714. THIS IS TIFFANY.
  4715.  
  4716. 1004
  4717. 00:43:30,612 --> 00:43:31,644
  4718. IS THERE A POWDER ROOM
  4719. I CAN USE?
  4720.  
  4721. 1005
  4722. 00:43:31,646 --> 00:43:33,178
  4723. I JUST WANNA CHECK MY FACE
  4724.  
  4725. 1006
  4726. 00:43:33,180 --> 00:43:35,046
  4727. - BEFORE I...
  4728. - OH, YEAH, SURE, SURE, SURE.
  4729.  
  4730. 1007
  4731. 00:43:35,048 --> 00:43:37,584
  4732. IT'S RIGHT DOWN THE HALL
  4733. OVER THERE TO THE RIGHT.
  4734.  
  4735. 1008
  4736. 00:43:39,253 --> 00:43:41,520
  4737. - UM, DAD?
  4738. - OH, YEAH.
  4739.  
  4740. 1009
  4741. 00:43:41,522 --> 00:43:44,489
  4742. I DON'T THINK IS MOM
  4743. IS GONNA BE OKAY WITH... THAT.
  4744.  
  4745. 1010
  4746. 00:43:44,491 --> 00:43:46,123
  4747. OH, COME ON,
  4748. SHE'LL BE FINE.
  4749.  
  4750. 1011
  4751. 00:43:46,125 --> 00:43:48,559
  4752. LISTEN, YOUR MOTHER AND I
  4753. ARE THE BEST OF FRIENDS.
  4754.  
  4755. 1012
  4756. 00:43:48,561 --> 00:43:50,194
  4757. MOM AND I
  4758. HAD A COOL DIVORCE.
  4759.  
  4760. 1013
  4761. 00:43:50,196 --> 00:43:51,228
  4762. - OKAY.
  4763. - [LEAH] HELLO, HELLO.
  4764.  
  4765. 1014
  4766. 00:43:51,230 --> 00:43:54,465
  4767. - MERRY CHRISTMAS.
  4768. - HI!
  4769.  
  4770. 1015
  4771. 00:43:54,467 --> 00:43:55,733
  4772. - HERE.
  4773. - OH, THANK YOU.
  4774.  
  4775. 1016
  4776. 00:43:55,735 --> 00:43:57,135
  4777. YOU CAN OPEN IT
  4778. NOW OR LATER.
  4779.  
  4780. 1017
  4781. 00:44:00,272 --> 00:44:02,372
  4782. HEY, THANKS FOR COMING.
  4783.  
  4784. 1018
  4785. 00:44:02,374 --> 00:44:05,409
  4786. IT MEANS A LOT TO THE KIDS,
  4787. AND TO YOUR PARENTS.
  4788.  
  4789. 1019
  4790. 00:44:07,211 --> 00:44:10,312
  4791. YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
  4792. THANK YOU FOR THIS,
  4793.  
  4794. 1020
  4795. 00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:12,550
  4796. UH, WE GOT SOMETHING
  4797. FOR YOU TOO.
  4798.  
  4799. 1021
  4800. 00:44:15,351 --> 00:44:17,285
  4801. OOH.
  4802. [CHUCKLES]
  4803.  
  4804. 1022
  4805. 00:44:17,287 --> 00:44:19,253
  4806. YEAH, OKAY.
  4807.  
  4808. 1023
  4809. 00:44:19,255 --> 00:44:22,459
  4810. LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT SETTLED IN
  4811. TO MY PARENTS HOUSE HERE.
  4812.  
  4813. 1024
  4814. 00:44:23,726 --> 00:44:25,258
  4815. WE HAD TO SETTLE SOMEWHERE
  4816.  
  4817. 1025
  4818. 00:44:25,260 --> 00:44:26,727
  4819. AFTER YOU BLEW THROUGH
  4820. YOUR INHERITANCE
  4821.  
  4822. 1026
  4823. 00:44:26,729 --> 00:44:30,230
  4824. AND FORECLOSED
  4825. ON OUR HOUSE.
  4826.  
  4827. 1027
  4828. 00:44:30,232 --> 00:44:33,098
  4829. I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
  4830.  
  4831. 1028
  4832. 00:44:33,100 --> 00:44:36,235
  4833. IT'S IN THE PAST.
  4834.  
  4835. 1029
  4836. 00:44:36,237 --> 00:44:40,372
  4837. YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S JUST
  4838. HAVE A LOVELY HOLIDAY.
  4839.  
  4840. 1030
  4841. 00:44:40,374 --> 00:44:43,542
  4842. I AM FOR THAT.
  4843.  
  4844. 1031
  4845. 00:44:43,544 --> 00:44:45,109
  4846. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
  4847.  
  4848. 1032
  4849. 00:44:45,111 --> 00:44:48,246
  4850. UH. THIS IS SPECIAL CHOCOLATE
  4851. FROM SWEDEN.
  4852.  
  4853. 1033
  4854. 00:44:48,248 --> 00:44:49,447
  4855. SWITZERLAND.
  4856.  
  4857. 1034
  4858. 00:44:49,449 --> 00:44:51,483
  4859. UM, ARE YOU
  4860. ASHLEY'S FRIEND?
  4861.  
  4862. 1035
  4863. 00:44:51,485 --> 00:44:54,219
  4864. - NO, I'M...
  4865. - NO, NO, THIS IS TIFFANY.
  4866.  
  4867. 1036
  4868. 00:44:54,221 --> 00:44:57,356
  4869. - UH, SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND.
  4870. - HE FOUND ME ON "JUNGLE."
  4871.  
  4872. 1037
  4873. 00:44:59,291 --> 00:45:03,160
  4874. I THINK I'LL GO KISS
  4875. MY MOTHER NOW.
  4876.  
  4877. 1038
  4878. 00:45:03,162 --> 00:45:05,127
  4879. HI.
  4880.  
  4881. 1039
  4882. 00:45:05,129 --> 00:45:07,431
  4883. THE DRESS IS A LITTLE HIGHER
  4884. THAN IN YOUR DAY
  4885.  
  4886. 1040
  4887. 00:45:07,433 --> 00:45:08,732
  4888. AND MY DAY.
  4889.  
  4890. 1041
  4891. 00:45:08,734 --> 00:45:11,100
  4892. - I DON'T MIND IT.
  4893. - OH, MY GOD.
  4894.  
  4895. 1042
  4896. 00:45:11,102 --> 00:45:13,669
  4897. I MEAN, I'M NOT SAYING THAT
  4898. IT'S PROPER IN OUR DAY,
  4899.  
  4900. 1043
  4901. 00:45:13,671 --> 00:45:15,070
  4902. BUT IT'S PROPER
  4903. IN THEIR DAY.
  4904.  
  4905. 1044
  4906. 00:45:15,072 --> 00:45:16,372
  4907. WHAT IS HE THINKING?
  4908.  
  4909. 1045
  4910. 00:45:16,374 --> 00:45:18,075
  4911. I, UM...
  4912.  
  4913. 1046
  4914. 00:45:20,110 --> 00:45:22,544
  4915. I DIDN'T KNOW JUSTIN
  4916. HAD A GIRLFRIEND.
  4917.  
  4918. 1047
  4919. 00:45:22,546 --> 00:45:24,112
  4920. WE'RE KEEPING IT
  4921. UNDER THE RADAR
  4922.  
  4923. 1048
  4924. 00:45:24,114 --> 00:45:25,680
  4925. SINCE
  4926. YOUR LAST BREAK-IN, BUT...
  4927.  
  4928. 1049
  4929. 00:45:25,682 --> 00:45:27,616
  4930. [GIGGLES]
  4931. ...NOW THAT I'M MOVING IN,
  4932.  
  4933. 1050
  4934. 00:45:27,618 --> 00:45:29,751
  4935. - IT'S KIND OF PUBLIC.
  4936. - MOVING IN?
  4937.  
  4938. 1051
  4939. 00:45:29,753 --> 00:45:32,086
  4940. YEAH! AND I WOULD LIKE
  4941. TO COMPLIMENT YOU
  4942.  
  4943. 1052
  4944. 00:45:32,088 --> 00:45:35,155
  4945. - ON YOUR TASTE IN CHINA.
  4946. - MY CHINA.
  4947.  
  4948. 1053
  4949. 00:45:35,157 --> 00:45:37,591
  4950. MM-HMM. THE PLATE SETTINGS THAT
  4951. JUSTIN HAS AT HIS APARTMENT.
  4952.  
  4953. 1054
  4954. 00:45:37,593 --> 00:45:40,761
  4955. YEAH, YEAH, THE LENNOX
  4956. WITH THE LITTLE PINK FLOWERS.
  4957.  
  4958. 1055
  4959. 00:45:40,763 --> 00:45:42,830
  4960. AND DON'T WORRY,
  4961. I ONLY BROKE ONE DINNER PLATE,
  4962.  
  4963. 1056
  4964. 00:45:42,832 --> 00:45:45,798
  4965. BUT I'M GONNA BE SUPER CAREFUL
  4966. FROM NOW ON.
  4967.  
  4968. 1057
  4969. 00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:48,635
  4970. THAT'S THE CHINA MY GRANDMOTHER
  4971. GOT US ON OUR WEDDING DAY.
  4972.  
  4973. 1058
  4974. 00:45:48,637 --> 00:45:50,703
  4975. WELL, I THINK
  4976. SHE'S VERY ATTRACTIVE.
  4977.  
  4978. 1059
  4979. 00:45:50,705 --> 00:45:52,671
  4980. SHE'S LIKE 12 YEARS OLD,
  4981. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
  4982.  
  4983. 1060
  4984. 00:45:52,673 --> 00:45:55,340
  4985. YEAH, IT'S PERFECT. I'M GONNA
  4986. DECORATE THE WHOLE APARTMENT
  4987.  
  4988. 1061
  4989. 00:45:55,342 --> 00:45:57,342
  4990. AROUND THE COLOR SCHEME,
  4991. SO, THANK YOU!
  4992.  
  4993. 1062
  4994. 00:45:57,344 --> 00:45:59,647
  4995. [KISSES]
  4996.  
  4997. 1063
  4998. 00:46:02,482 --> 00:46:05,449
  4999. YOU'RE WELCOME,
  5000. YOU'RE WELCOME.
  5001.  
  5002. 1064
  5003. 00:46:05,451 --> 00:46:06,884
  5004. I MEAN, YOU'RE NAKED,
  5005. BUT...
  5006.  
  5007. 1065
  5008. 00:46:06,886 --> 00:46:09,522
  5009. [CHUCKLES]
  5010. ...YOU'RE WELCOME.
  5011.  
  5012. 1066
  5013. 00:46:11,624 --> 00:46:13,858
  5014. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
  5015.  
  5016. 1067
  5017. 00:46:13,860 --> 00:46:16,459
  5018. - NICE TO MEET YOU, TIFFANY.
  5019. - HI, NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.
  5020.  
  5021. 1068
  5022. 00:46:16,461 --> 00:46:18,193
  5023. ARE YOU ONE OF
  5024. ASHLEY'S FRIENDS?
  5025.  
  5026. 1069
  5027. 00:46:18,195 --> 00:46:19,629
  5028. - OH, NO.
  5029. - NO, MOM, THAT'S MY TIFFANY.
  5030.  
  5031. 1070
  5032. 00:46:19,631 --> 00:46:21,263
  5033. [TIFFANY] EVERYONE KEEPS
  5034. ASKING ME THAT.
  5035.  
  5036. 1071
  5037. 00:46:21,265 --> 00:46:24,233
  5038. CAN I GET ANYBODY A DRINK?
  5039. WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK?
  5040.  
  5041. 1072
  5042. 00:46:24,235 --> 00:46:27,336
  5043. MAYBE SOME, LIKE...
  5044. CHOCOLATE MILK.
  5045.  
  5046. 1073
  5047. 00:46:27,338 --> 00:46:30,539
  5048. UM, YOU GUYS GOING
  5049. TO A CLUB AFTER DINNER?
  5050.  
  5051. 1074
  5052. 00:46:30,541 --> 00:46:32,108
  5053. I HOPE SO.
  5054.  
  5055. 1075
  5056. 00:46:38,582 --> 00:46:41,283
  5057. I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE
  5058. TO THE ROOM, JAMES.
  5059.  
  5060. 1076
  5061. 00:46:43,887 --> 00:46:47,723
  5062. UM, AREN'T YOU TAKING
  5063. ANY TIME OFF FOR CHRISTMAS?
  5064.  
  5065. 1077
  5066. 00:46:49,224 --> 00:46:51,357
  5067. I'M TRYING TO CATCH UP
  5068. ON SOME WORK.
  5069.  
  5070. 1078
  5071. 00:46:51,359 --> 00:46:55,261
  5072. ALL RIGHT.
  5073. I DON'T THINK YOU CAN.
  5074.  
  5075. 1079
  5076. 00:46:55,263 --> 00:46:56,596
  5077. CAN WHAT?
  5078.  
  5079. 1080
  5080. 00:46:56,598 --> 00:46:59,699
  5081. WELL, I DON'T THINK
  5082. YOU CAN CATCH UP
  5083.  
  5084. 1081
  5085. 00:46:59,701 --> 00:47:02,434
  5086. WITH WHATEVER
  5087. YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
  5088.  
  5089. 1082
  5090. 00:47:02,436 --> 00:47:04,502
  5091. WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING
  5092. AT A COMPUTER
  5093.  
  5094. 1083
  5095. 00:47:04,504 --> 00:47:06,840
  5096. AND A PHONE ALL DAY.
  5097.  
  5098. 1084
  5099. 00:47:10,744 --> 00:47:12,410
  5100. WHAT AM I LOOKING FOR?
  5101.  
  5102. 1085
  5103. 00:47:12,412 --> 00:47:15,312
  5104. WELL,
  5105. I'M NOT SURE,
  5106.  
  5107. 1086
  5108. 00:47:15,314 --> 00:47:18,782
  5109. BUT I AM SURE THAT YOU
  5110. HAVE TO FACE PEOPLE
  5111.  
  5112. 1087
  5113. 00:47:18,784 --> 00:47:21,852
  5114. FACE TO FACE
  5115. TO FIND IT.
  5116.  
  5117. 1088
  5118. 00:47:21,854 --> 00:47:23,188
  5119. COME ON.
  5120.  
  5121. 1089
  5122. 00:47:24,890 --> 00:47:26,257
  5123. NAH-AH-AH.
  5124.  
  5125. 1090
  5126. 00:47:33,397 --> 00:47:36,665
  5127. - MERRY CHRISTMAS.
  5128. - MERRY CHRISTMAS, JAMES.
  5129.  
  5130. 1091
  5131. 00:47:36,667 --> 00:47:38,400
  5132. I HAVE A FAVOR TO ASK.
  5133.  
  5134. 1092
  5135. 00:47:38,402 --> 00:47:41,603
  5136. I WANT YOU TO HELP ME
  5137. FACE THE FAMILY.
  5138.  
  5139. 1093
  5140. 00:47:41,605 --> 00:47:44,438
  5141. LET'S GO DOWN THERE
  5142. AND YOU TELL AUNT GILDA
  5143.  
  5144. 1094
  5145. 00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:49,377
  5146. THAT YOU CAN'T SEE THAT SHE
  5147. HAD ANY BAD PLASTIC SURGERY.
  5148.  
  5149. 1095
  5150. 00:47:49,379 --> 00:47:51,814
  5151. THE RUMOR IS
  5152. A DEER SHOT HER.
  5153.  
  5154. 1096
  5155. 00:47:55,317 --> 00:47:57,384
  5156. [SUNNY WHISPERING] SWEETHEART,
  5157. WHY DON'T YOU GIVE A TOAST?
  5158.  
  5159. 1097
  5160. 00:47:57,386 --> 00:47:58,986
  5161. A SHORT ONE,
  5162. A SHORT TOAST.
  5163.  
  5164. 1098
  5165. 00:47:58,988 --> 00:48:02,889
  5166. OKAY, UM...
  5167. A TOAST.
  5168.  
  5169. 1099
  5170. 00:48:02,891 --> 00:48:05,992
  5171. I'VE... WHILE WE'RE TOGETHER
  5172. I'D LIKE TO HAVE A DINNER,
  5173.  
  5174. 1100
  5175. 00:48:05,994 --> 00:48:07,626
  5176. [PHONES CHIMING
  5177. AND BEEPING]
  5178.  
  5179. 1101
  5180. 00:48:07,628 --> 00:48:10,996
  5181. THAT REALLY MEANS A LOT MORE
  5182. THAN JUST EATING.
  5183.  
  5184. 1102
  5185. 00:48:10,998 --> 00:48:13,932
  5186. THESE TWO PEOPLE,
  5187. JACK AND KAREN
  5188.  
  5189. 1103
  5190. 00:48:13,934 --> 00:48:17,502
  5191. HAVE BEEN, REALLY, MY EXAMPLE
  5192. THAT I'VE LIVED BY.
  5193.  
  5194. 1104
  5195. 00:48:17,504 --> 00:48:18,971
  5196. [EXCESSIVE PHONE
  5197. CHIMING CONTINUES]
  5198.  
  5199. 1105
  5200. 00:48:18,973 --> 00:48:21,639
  5201. THEY'VE GONE THROUGH
  5202. SO MUCH TOGETHER,
  5203.  
  5204. 1106
  5205. 00:48:21,641 --> 00:48:25,777
  5206. AND THE IDEA THAT YOU'RE HERE
  5207. AND THAT WE'RE STILL TOGETHER,
  5208.  
  5209. 1107
  5210. 00:48:25,779 --> 00:48:28,412
  5211. IT'S THOSE THINGS THAT REALLY
  5212. MEAN SOMETHING IN OUR LIFE,
  5213.  
  5214. 1108
  5215. 00:48:28,414 --> 00:48:31,782
  5216. THAT LASTS, THAT NOT THE THINGS
  5217. THAT ARE MOMENTARY.
  5218.  
  5219. 1109
  5220. 00:48:31,784 --> 00:48:35,786
  5221. I'VE KNOWN MANY,
  5222. I'VE LIKED A FEW,
  5223.  
  5224. 1110
  5225. 00:48:35,788 --> 00:48:37,453
  5226. LOVED ONE,
  5227.  
  5228. 1111
  5229. 00:48:37,455 --> 00:48:38,554
  5230. AND HERE'S TO YOU.
  5231.  
  5232. 1112
  5233. 00:48:38,556 --> 00:48:39,722
  5234. - AWW.
  5235. - [WOMAN] AWW.
  5236.  
  5237. 1113
  5238. 00:48:39,724 --> 00:48:41,957
  5239. MERRY CHRISTMAS,
  5240. SWEETHEART.
  5241.  
  5242. 1114
  5243. 00:48:41,959 --> 00:48:43,626
  5244. MERRY CHRISTMAS,
  5245. EVERYONE.
  5246.  
  5247. 1115
  5248. 00:48:43,628 --> 00:48:44,860
  5249. [ASHLEY]
  5250. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
  5251.  
  5252. 1116
  5253. 00:48:44,862 --> 00:48:46,962
  5254. AWW, MERRY CHRISTMAS...
  5255. AWW, THANK YOU.
  5256.  
  5257. 1117
  5258. 00:48:46,964 --> 00:48:49,865
  5259. - THAT WAS SWEET, DAD.
  5260. - THAT WAS SO SWEET.
  5261.  
  5262. 1118
  5263. 00:48:49,867 --> 00:48:53,568
  5264. LET'S UH, EMBARGO THE PHONES
  5265. FOR DINNER, HUH?
  5266.  
  5267. 1119
  5268. 00:48:53,570 --> 00:48:55,670
  5269. SO, EVERYBODY
  5270. JUST GIVE ME YOUR PHONE.
  5271.  
  5272. 1120
  5273. 00:48:55,672 --> 00:48:57,438
  5274. I'LL TAKE YOUR PHONE.
  5275.  
  5276. 1121
  5277. 00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:00,407
  5278. THAT'S A GREAT PICTURE.
  5279. UH, THIS...
  5280.  
  5281. 1122
  5282. 00:49:00,409 --> 00:49:02,876
  5283. GIMME...
  5284. JAMES, JAMES...
  5285.  
  5286. 1123
  5287. 00:49:02,878 --> 00:49:05,446
  5288. I NEED YOUR PHONE,
  5289. WE'RE EMBARGOING THE PHONES.
  5290.  
  5291. 1124
  5292. 00:49:05,448 --> 00:49:07,648
  5293. PLEASE ASHLEY,
  5294. YOU CAN TALK LATER.
  5295.  
  5296. 1125
  5297. 00:49:07,650 --> 00:49:10,918
  5298. UM, YOU'D ONLY TEXT ANYWAY.
  5299. [LAUGHS]
  5300.  
  5301. 1126
  5302. 00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:12,487
  5303. UH, BILLY...
  5304.  
  5305. 1127
  5306. 00:49:14,522 --> 00:49:19,859
  5307. PUT IT UP.
  5308. NOT BAD, NOT BAD.
  5309.  
  5310. 1128
  5311. 00:49:19,861 --> 00:49:23,495
  5312. I CAN'T SEE MY FACE.
  5313.  
  5314. 1129
  5315. 00:49:23,497 --> 00:49:25,733
  5316. [SLURPS]
  5317.  
  5318. 1130
  5319. 00:49:27,334 --> 00:49:28,767
  5320. I CAN'T SEE MY FACE.
  5321.  
  5322. 1131
  5323. 00:49:28,769 --> 00:49:30,804
  5324. HOW DO I...
  5325.  
  5326. 1132
  5327. 00:49:33,740 --> 00:49:35,840
  5328. HEY, MOM! CAN I...
  5329.  
  5330. 1133
  5331. 00:49:35,842 --> 00:49:37,041
  5332. [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
  5333.  
  5334. 1134
  5335. 00:49:37,043 --> 00:49:39,677
  5336. MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
  5337.  
  5338. 1135
  5339. 00:49:39,679 --> 00:49:42,579
  5340. I'M...
  5341. [LAUGHS]
  5342.  
  5343. 1136
  5344. 00:49:42,581 --> 00:49:44,681
  5345. I'M TAKING A PICTURE,
  5346.  
  5347. 1137
  5348. 00:49:44,683 --> 00:49:47,417
  5349. BUT ARMS
  5350. AREN'T LONG ENOUGH,
  5351.  
  5352. 1138
  5353. 00:49:47,419 --> 00:49:49,018
  5354. SO I NEED YOU
  5355. TO TAKE IT FOR ME.
  5356.  
  5357. 1139
  5358. 00:49:49,020 --> 00:49:50,385
  5359. UM, WHAT IS IT FOR?
  5360.  
  5361. 1140
  5362. 00:49:50,387 --> 00:49:52,088
  5363. OH, DON'T TAKE THAT,
  5364. TAKE THAT.
  5365.  
  5366. 1141
  5367. 00:49:52,090 --> 00:49:54,523
  5368. IT'S FOR MY COLLECTION.
  5369.  
  5370. 1142
  5371. 00:49:54,525 --> 00:49:56,658
  5372. OKAY, I'M NOT DOING IT UNLESS
  5373. YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
  5374.  
  5375. 1143
  5376. 00:49:56,660 --> 00:49:59,027
  5377. - I AM SCARED.
  5378. - DON'T BE SCARED,
  5379.  
  5380. 1144
  5381. 00:49:59,029 --> 00:50:01,063
  5382. THERE'S NO NEED
  5383. TO BE AFRAID,
  5384.  
  5385. 1145
  5386. 00:50:01,065 --> 00:50:05,466
  5387. IT'S ALL GOOD IN THE HOOD.
  5388.  
  5389. 1146
  5390. 00:50:05,468 --> 00:50:08,002
  5391. [SNORTS, LAUGHS]
  5392.  
  5393. 1147
  5394. 00:50:08,004 --> 00:50:12,539
  5395. IT'S JUST A PICTURE.
  5396. READY?
  5397.  
  5398. 1148
  5399. 00:50:12,541 --> 00:50:17,677
  5400. [ASHLEY] READY?
  5401. ONE, TWO, THREE, WINE.
  5402.  
  5403. 1149
  5404. 00:50:17,679 --> 00:50:18,912
  5405. [PHONE CAMERA SNAPS]
  5406.  
  5407. 1150
  5408. 00:50:18,914 --> 00:50:21,447
  5409. OKAY, LET ME SEE.
  5410.  
  5411. 1151
  5412. 00:50:21,449 --> 00:50:22,851
  5413. IT'S GOOD.
  5414.  
  5415. 1152
  5416. 00:50:24,685 --> 00:50:28,053
  5417. CAN YOU PHOTOSHOP OUT
  5418. ABOUT FIVE POUNDS?
  5419.  
  5420. 1153
  5421. 00:50:28,055 --> 00:50:29,655
  5422. IS THERE AN APP FOR THAT?
  5423.  
  5424. 1154
  5425. 00:50:29,657 --> 00:50:31,757
  5426. MOM, THERE'S AN APP
  5427. FOR EVERYTHING.
  5428.  
  5429. 1155
  5430. 00:50:31,759 --> 00:50:33,759
  5431. OH, DOWNLOAD IT.
  5432.  
  5433. 1156
  5434. 00:50:33,761 --> 00:50:35,827
  5435. - OKAY, WE DON'T HAVE TO...
  5436. - DOWNLOADING!
  5437.  
  5438. 1157
  5439. 00:50:35,829 --> 00:50:37,929
  5440. WAITING FOR THE BLUE LINE.
  5441.  
  5442. 1158
  5443. 00:50:37,931 --> 00:50:39,564
  5444. MOM, WE DON'T HAVE TIME
  5445. FOR THAT.
  5446.  
  5447. 1159
  5448. 00:50:39,566 --> 00:50:40,698
  5449. - NO.
  5450. - YOU TAKE THIS.
  5451.  
  5452. 1160
  5453. 00:50:40,700 --> 00:50:42,767
  5454. - OKAY.
  5455. - I'LL BE TAKING THIS.
  5456.  
  5457. 1161
  5458. 00:50:42,769 --> 00:50:44,501
  5459. OKEY-DOKE.
  5460.  
  5461. 1162
  5462. 00:50:44,503 --> 00:50:46,104
  5463. GOOD NIGHT, HONEY.
  5464.  
  5465. 1163
  5466. 00:50:46,106 --> 00:50:47,871
  5467. GOOD NIGHT.
  5468.  
  5469. 1164
  5470. 00:50:47,873 --> 00:50:50,707
  5471. I'LL SEE YOU MAÑANA.
  5472.  
  5473. 1165
  5474. 00:50:50,709 --> 00:50:52,810
  5475. I WILL SEE YOU...
  5476.  
  5477. 1166
  5478. 00:50:52,812 --> 00:50:54,111
  5479. [THUD]
  5480.  
  5481. 1167
  5482. 00:50:54,113 --> 00:50:55,948
  5483. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
  5484.  
  5485. 1168
  5486. 00:50:59,050 --> 00:51:02,151
  5487. WHAT'S UP, YOU BIG LOSERS?
  5488. NO PLANS TONIGHT?
  5489.  
  5490. 1169
  5491. 00:51:02,153 --> 00:51:04,854
  5492. NO, I'M STILL TIRED
  5493. FROM YESTERDAY.
  5494.  
  5495. 1170
  5496. 00:51:04,856 --> 00:51:06,621
  5497. I NEED A SPA VACATION
  5498. AFTER AN EVENING
  5499.  
  5500. 1171
  5501. 00:51:06,623 --> 00:51:08,057
  5502. TALKING TO AUNT GILDA.
  5503.  
  5504. 1172
  5505. 00:51:08,059 --> 00:51:09,825
  5506. I'M STILL STUDYING
  5507. FOR NEXT SEMESTER.
  5508.  
  5509. 1173
  5510. 00:51:09,827 --> 00:51:11,927
  5511. ONLY A PSYCHO DOES THE WORK
  5512. A SEMESTER AHEAD OF TIME.
  5513.  
  5514. 1174
  5515. 00:51:11,929 --> 00:51:13,460
  5516. [SIGHS]
  5517.  
  5518. 1175
  5519. 00:51:13,462 --> 00:51:15,563
  5520. MOM, ARE YOU GOING OUT
  5521. WITH YOUR FRIENDS?
  5522.  
  5523. 1176
  5524. 00:51:15,565 --> 00:51:18,799
  5525. - UM, A NEW FRIEND.
  5526. - WHO?
  5527.  
  5528. 1177
  5529. 00:51:18,801 --> 00:51:21,135
  5530. I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME,
  5531. BUT WE'RE MEETING AT A CAFE.
  5532.  
  5533. 1178
  5534. 00:51:21,137 --> 00:51:22,903
  5535. UH, WHERE DID YOU
  5536. MEET HIM?
  5537.  
  5538. 1179
  5539. 00:51:22,905 --> 00:51:25,706
  5540. WELL, WE HAVEN'T
  5541. ACTUALLY MET.
  5542.  
  5543. 1180
  5544. 00:51:25,708 --> 00:51:27,707
  5545. I DON'T THINK
  5546. I CAN SAY MEET.
  5547.  
  5548. 1181
  5549. 00:51:27,709 --> 00:51:29,709
  5550. I'M SORRY, THERE'S A LOT
  5551. OF FUNNY CONDITIONS.
  5552.  
  5553. 1182
  5554. 00:51:29,711 --> 00:51:30,844
  5555. CONDITIONS TO WHAT?
  5556.  
  5557. 1183
  5558. 00:51:30,846 --> 00:51:32,879
  5559. TO WHAT I CAN SAY.
  5560. [CHUCKLES]
  5561.  
  5562. 1184
  5563. 00:51:32,881 --> 00:51:35,782
  5564. ALL I KNOW IS HE REALLY LIKED
  5565. MY PHOTO PROFILE.
  5566.  
  5567. 1185
  5568. 00:51:35,784 --> 00:51:38,617
  5569. OKAY, WHAT PHOTO?
  5570.  
  5571. 1186
  5572. 00:51:38,619 --> 00:51:40,419
  5573. MOM! NO!
  5574.  
  5575. 1187
  5576. 00:51:40,421 --> 00:51:43,488
  5577. IT'S OKAY, HONEY, REALLY,
  5578. EVERYONE IS DOING IT.
  5579.  
  5580. 1188
  5581. 00:51:43,490 --> 00:51:45,423
  5582. I CAN'T BELIEVE
  5583. I JUST SAID THAT OUT LOUD.
  5584.  
  5585. 1189
  5586. 00:51:45,425 --> 00:51:47,491
  5587. OKAY, MOM,
  5588. I DO NOT APPROVE.
  5589.  
  5590. 1190
  5591. 00:51:47,493 --> 00:51:50,661
  5592. OKAY, WELL, IT IS NOT FOR YOU
  5593. TO APPROVE OR DISAPPROVE,
  5594.  
  5595. 1191
  5596. 00:51:50,663 --> 00:51:53,531
  5597. ALL RIGHT? I'M GOING
  5598. AND I WILL BE BACK LATER.
  5599.  
  5600. 1192
  5601. 00:51:53,533 --> 00:51:54,866
  5602. OKAY, WELL AT LEAST TELL ME
  5603. WHERE YOU MET THIS GUY
  5604.  
  5605. 1193
  5606. 00:51:54,868 --> 00:51:56,100
  5607. SO I CAN DO SOME RESEARCH.
  5608.  
  5609. 1194
  5610. 00:51:56,102 --> 00:51:58,835
  5611. FINE, IT'S CALLED "JUNGLE,"
  5612. OKAY?
  5613.  
  5614. 1195
  5615. 00:51:58,837 --> 00:52:01,039
  5616. LOVE YOU BOTH!
  5617. BYE!
  5618.  
  5619. 1196
  5620. 00:52:05,911 --> 00:52:09,179
  5621. WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING
  5622. FOLLOWING MOM ON HER DATE?
  5623.  
  5624. 1197
  5625. 00:52:09,181 --> 00:52:11,847
  5626. IT'S NOT A DATE.
  5627. YOU CAN TRUST ME ON THAT.
  5628.  
  5629. 1198
  5630. 00:52:11,849 --> 00:52:14,617
  5631. I THINK IT'S WONDERFUL THAT
  5632. YOUR MOTHER'S SEEING PEOPLE.
  5633.  
  5634. 1199
  5635. 00:52:14,619 --> 00:52:17,518
  5636. SHE NEEDS
  5637. TO GET OUT MORE.
  5638.  
  5639. 1200
  5640. 00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:19,221
  5641. I JUST FLORENCE.
  5642. I WANT TO MOVE THERE
  5643.  
  5644. 1201
  5645. 00:52:19,223 --> 00:52:22,457
  5646. AND JUST IMMERSE MYSELF
  5647. IN THE CULTURE AND THE ART,
  5648.  
  5649. 1202
  5650. 00:52:22,459 --> 00:52:24,125
  5651. JUST THE SHAPES
  5652. AND THE COLOR.
  5653.  
  5654. 1203
  5655. 00:52:24,127 --> 00:52:25,793
  5656. ALL RIGHT, SO WE BOTH
  5657. LOVE ITALY.
  5658.  
  5659. 1204
  5660. 00:52:25,795 --> 00:52:27,161
  5661. YOU LOVE ITALY, TOO?
  5662.  
  5663. 1205
  5664. 00:52:27,163 --> 00:52:29,630
  5665. YEAH, YEAH, I CAN EAT
  5666. PIZZA ALL DAY LONG.
  5667.  
  5668. 1206
  5669. 00:52:29,632 --> 00:52:31,531
  5670. LISTEN, I THINK WE KNOW
  5671. EACH OTHER WELL ENOUGH,
  5672.  
  5673. 1207
  5674. 00:52:31,533 --> 00:52:32,532
  5675. LET'S GO.
  5676.  
  5677. 1208
  5678. 00:52:32,534 --> 00:52:34,101
  5679. ARE WE GOING TO EAT PIZZA?
  5680.  
  5681. 1209
  5682. 00:52:34,103 --> 00:52:36,003
  5683. NO, I'VE INVESTED MORE TIME
  5684. THAN I WAS PLANNING,
  5685.  
  5686. 1210
  5687. 00:52:36,005 --> 00:52:38,038
  5688. I'M NOT GONNA SPEND
  5689. MONEY ON YOU.
  5690.  
  5691. 1211
  5692. 00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:39,505
  5693. I CAN BUY PIZZA.
  5694.  
  5695. 1212
  5696. 00:52:39,507 --> 00:52:42,575
  5697. APARTMENT 754,
  5698. JUST FOLLOW ME, OKAY?
  5699.  
  5700. 1213
  5701. 00:52:42,577 --> 00:52:45,912
  5702. - WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
  5703. - THAT'S AGAINST THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS.
  5704.  
  5705. 1214
  5706. 00:52:45,914 --> 00:52:48,714
  5707. ARE YOU COMING?
  5708.  
  5709. 1215
  5710. 00:52:48,716 --> 00:52:53,685
  5711. - NO, NO, I'M NOT.
  5712. - [SCOFFS] I GOTTA GO.
  5713.  
  5714. 1216
  5715. 00:52:53,687 --> 00:52:55,487
  5716. MY NEXT APPOINTMENT'S
  5717. WAITING FOR ME.
  5718.  
  5719. 1217
  5720. 00:52:55,489 --> 00:52:57,589
  5721. BUT LISTEN, DON'T PLAY
  5722. SO HARD TO GET, LADY!
  5723.  
  5724. 1218
  5725. 00:52:57,591 --> 00:52:59,224
  5726. [SCOFFS]
  5727.  
  5728. 1219
  5729. 00:52:59,226 --> 00:53:01,259
  5730. - YOU OKAY?
  5731. - NO, IT WAS AWFUL, I WANT TO GO HOME.
  5732.  
  5733. 1220
  5734. 00:53:01,261 --> 00:53:03,627
  5735. NO, NO, NO, LEAH,
  5736. DON'T YOU DARE GIVE UP.
  5737.  
  5738. 1221
  5739. 00:53:03,629 --> 00:53:05,629
  5740. - I WANT TO GO HOME.
  5741. - YOU JUST HAVEN'T MET THE RIGHT ONE YET, OKAY?
  5742.  
  5743. 1222
  5744. 00:53:05,631 --> 00:53:07,531
  5745. HE'S OUT THERE SOMEWHERE.
  5746. HERE, GIVE ME THIS.
  5747.  
  5748. 1223
  5749. 00:53:07,533 --> 00:53:08,699
  5750. GIVE ME THIS, LET'S SEE.
  5751.  
  5752. 1224
  5753. 00:53:08,701 --> 00:53:09,967
  5754. OOH, YOU GOT SOME
  5755. NEW SWIPES.
  5756.  
  5757. 1225
  5758. 00:53:09,969 --> 00:53:11,601
  5759. - THAT'S A GOOD SIGN, HONEY.
  5760. - NO, NO.
  5761.  
  5762. 1226
  5763. 00:53:11,603 --> 00:53:13,170
  5764. OKAY, LET'S SEE, LET'S LOOK
  5765. AT THESE OPTION...
  5766.  
  5767. 1227
  5768. 00:53:13,172 --> 00:53:16,606
  5769. OH! SIGH, INTERESTING.
  5770.  
  5771. 1228
  5772. 00:53:16,608 --> 00:53:19,108
  5773. OH, MY EX-HUSBAND, OKAY.
  5774.  
  5775. 1229
  5776. 00:53:19,110 --> 00:53:20,877
  5777. - OH, HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
  5778. - OH, HE'S CUTE.
  5779.  
  5780. 1230
  5781. 00:53:20,879 --> 00:53:24,613
  5782. - YEAH!
  5783. - GUYS, THAT'S JUSTIN'S COUSIN, BILL.
  5784.  
  5785. 1231
  5786. 00:53:24,615 --> 00:53:27,117
  5787. YOUR MOTHER'S
  5788. LEAVING THE CAFE.
  5789.  
  5790. 1232
  5791. 00:53:28,519 --> 00:53:31,753
  5792. - SHE'S ALONE. BAD SIGN.
  5793. - GOOD SIGN.
  5794.  
  5795. 1233
  5796. 00:53:31,755 --> 00:53:35,090
  5797. - OUR WORK IS DONE.
  5798. - IT'S JUST BEGUN.
  5799.  
  5800. 1234
  5801. 00:53:35,092 --> 00:53:38,759
  5802. CAN WE TAKE THEM HOME NOW
  5803. SO WE CAN GO OUT?
  5804.  
  5805. 1235
  5806. 00:53:38,761 --> 00:53:40,094
  5807. OUT?
  5808. IT'S 1:00 AM.
  5809.  
  5810. 1236
  5811. 00:53:40,096 --> 00:53:41,998
  5812. THAT'S WHEN THE CLUBS OPEN.
  5813.  
  5814. 1237
  5815. 00:53:46,702 --> 00:53:48,170
  5816. JAMES.
  5817.  
  5818. 1238
  5819. 00:53:50,138 --> 00:53:51,938
  5820. JAMES.
  5821.  
  5822. 1239
  5823. 00:53:51,940 --> 00:53:53,108
  5824. JAMES.
  5825.  
  5826. 1240
  5827. 00:53:57,212 --> 00:53:59,211
  5828. HONEY, GO TO BED.
  5829.  
  5830. 1241
  5831. 00:53:59,213 --> 00:54:01,981
  5832. - WHERE'D YOU GO?
  5833. - OUT.
  5834.  
  5835. 1242
  5836. 00:54:01,983 --> 00:54:03,581
  5837. NO, I MEAN,
  5838. AFTER THE CAFE.
  5839.  
  5840. 1243
  5841. 00:54:03,583 --> 00:54:07,219
  5842. YOU LEFT THE CAFE
  5843. HOURS AGO.
  5844.  
  5845. 1244
  5846. 00:54:07,221 --> 00:54:10,788
  5847. HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I WAS
  5848. AND WHAT TIME I LEFT?
  5849.  
  5850. 1245
  5851. 00:54:10,790 --> 00:54:12,656
  5852. NEW APP.
  5853.  
  5854. 1246
  5855. 00:54:12,658 --> 00:54:14,092
  5856. OH.
  5857.  
  5858. 1247
  5859. 00:54:14,094 --> 00:54:16,927
  5860. - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
  5861. - ABOUT WHAT?
  5862.  
  5863. 1248
  5864. 00:54:16,929 --> 00:54:19,029
  5865. ABOUT MEETING PEOPLE?
  5866.  
  5867. 1249
  5868. 00:54:19,031 --> 00:54:23,200
  5869. OH, WELL...
  5870.  
  5871. 1250
  5872. 00:54:23,202 --> 00:54:28,604
  5873. I GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE TO WRAP
  5874. MY HEAD AROUND HOW THINGS ARE,
  5875.  
  5876. 1251
  5877. 00:54:28,606 --> 00:54:31,273
  5878. AND, UM...
  5879.  
  5880. 1252
  5881. 00:54:31,275 --> 00:54:33,778
  5882. I DON'T KNOW,
  5883. GET USED TO IT.
  5884.  
  5885. 1253
  5886. 00:54:37,814 --> 00:54:40,749
  5887. I LOVE YOU, JAMES.
  5888.  
  5889. 1254
  5890. 00:54:40,751 --> 00:54:43,051
  5891. GOOD NIGHT.
  5892.  
  5893. 1255
  5894. 00:54:43,053 --> 00:54:46,287
  5895. ♪ I NEED TO FIND OUT
  5896. SO I CAN SLEEP TIGHT ♪
  5897.  
  5898. 1256
  5899. 00:54:46,289 --> 00:54:51,091
  5900. ♪ MAYBE I'M OKAY
  5901.  
  5902. 1257
  5903. 00:54:51,093 --> 00:54:56,165
  5904. ♪ WITH NOT
  5905. SO PERFECT TODAY ♪
  5906.  
  5907. 1258
  5908. 00:54:57,599 --> 00:55:00,700
  5909. ♪ NOT SO PERFECT TODAY...
  5910.  
  5911. 1259
  5912. 00:55:00,702 --> 00:55:03,136
  5913. - WHAT DID YOU DO?
  5914. - GET OUT OF MY ROOM.
  5915.  
  5916. 1260
  5917. 00:55:03,138 --> 00:55:04,871
  5918. IT'S MY ROOM NOW.
  5919.  
  5920. 1261
  5921. 00:55:04,873 --> 00:55:06,172
  5922. IF YOU COME IN THIS ROOM
  5923. AGAIN WHILE I'M HOME
  5924.  
  5925. 1262
  5926. 00:55:06,174 --> 00:55:07,873
  5927. OR WHILE I'M AWAY,
  5928. I'LL SEND OUT A MESSAGE
  5929.  
  5930. 1263
  5931. 00:55:07,875 --> 00:55:10,343
  5932. AND IT'LL GO VIRAL
  5933. THAT YOU HAVE AN STD.
  5934.  
  5935. 1264
  5936. 00:55:10,345 --> 00:55:12,077
  5937. OKAY, WELL,
  5938. THAT'S A LIE.
  5939.  
  5940. 1265
  5941. 00:55:12,079 --> 00:55:15,013
  5942. - I HAVEN'T EVEN...
  5943. - EVEN BETTER, A VIRGIN.
  5944.  
  5945. 1266
  5946. 00:55:15,015 --> 00:55:18,050
  5947. ABSTINENCE IS FAR WORSE
  5948. STIGMA IN PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL.
  5949.  
  5950. 1267
  5951. 00:55:18,052 --> 00:55:20,751
  5952. NOTHING WILL RUIN
  5953. YOUR SOCIAL STANDING FASTER.
  5954.  
  5955. 1268
  5956. 00:55:20,753 --> 00:55:22,253
  5957. WHO DO YOU THINK
  5958. YOUR REAL PARENTS ARE?
  5959.  
  5960. 1269
  5961. 00:55:22,255 --> 00:55:24,221
  5962. BECAUSE I CAN'T
  5963. SEEM TO FIGURE IT OUT.
  5964.  
  5965. 1270
  5966. 00:55:24,223 --> 00:55:27,657
  5967. I SEE NOW THAT I'M A SOLDIER
  5968. STANDING IN A BATTLEFIELD
  5969.  
  5970. 1271
  5971. 00:55:27,659 --> 00:55:28,993
  5972. ENGAGED IN A WAR FAR WORSE
  5973. THAN ANY 18-YEAR-OLD
  5974.  
  5975. 1272
  5976. 00:55:28,995 --> 00:55:30,261
  5977. COULD EVEN FATHOM.
  5978.  
  5979. 1273
  5980. 00:55:30,263 --> 00:55:32,762
  5981. OKAY, STOP THE SOLILOQUY,
  5982. I GET IT!
  5983.  
  5984. 1274
  5985. 00:55:32,764 --> 00:55:35,031
  5986. YOU WANT
  5987. YOUR ROOM BACK, FINE!
  5988.  
  5989. 1275
  5990. 00:55:35,033 --> 00:55:36,766
  5991. BUT YOU'RE GONNA TURN
  5992. INTO A CYBORG.
  5993.  
  5994. 1276
  5995. 00:55:36,768 --> 00:55:38,667
  5996. YOUR HAND AND THE KEYBOARD
  5997. ARE GOING TO FUSE
  5998.  
  5999. 1277
  6000. 00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:39,868
  6001. AND YOU'RE GONNA BE
  6002. MORE EMBARRASSING
  6003.  
  6004. 1278
  6005. 00:55:39,870 --> 00:55:42,971
  6006. THAN YOU ALREADY ARE.
  6007.  
  6008. 1279
  6009. 00:55:42,973 --> 00:55:44,740
  6010. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
  6011.  
  6012. 1280
  6013. 00:55:44,742 --> 00:55:48,944
  6014. I MEAN, NOT THAT I CARE,
  6015. BUT IN CASE MOM ASKS.
  6016.  
  6017. 1281
  6018. 00:55:48,946 --> 00:55:51,712
  6019. I HAVE SOME RESEARCH TO DO.
  6020.  
  6021. 1282
  6022. 00:55:51,714 --> 00:55:53,915
  6023. OKAY, UM, I'LL TELL HER
  6024. YOU WENT TO THE MALL,
  6025.  
  6026. 1283
  6027. 00:55:53,917 --> 00:55:56,918
  6028. JUST TO GIVE HER A LITTLE HOPE
  6029. YOU'RE WITHIN THE BELL CURVE.
  6030.  
  6031. 1284
  6032. 00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:58,352
  6033. I'M NOT GETTING PERSONAL,
  6034.  
  6035. 1285
  6036. 00:55:58,354 --> 00:56:00,654
  6037. BUT YOU KNOW I LIKE
  6038. TO KNOW EVERYTHING.
  6039.  
  6040. 1286
  6041. 00:56:00,656 --> 00:56:03,424
  6042. - [LAUGHS]
  6043. - JAMES!
  6044.  
  6045. 1287
  6046. 00:56:03,426 --> 00:56:06,193
  6047. HI, SWEETHEART.
  6048.  
  6049. 1288
  6050. 00:56:06,195 --> 00:56:08,261
  6051. - HEY.
  6052. - HI, GRANDMA.
  6053.  
  6054. 1289
  6055. 00:56:08,263 --> 00:56:11,031
  6056. YOU ALL KNOW JAMES,
  6057. HE'S HOME FOR HOLIDAY BREAK.
  6058.  
  6059. 1290
  6060. 00:56:11,033 --> 00:56:12,898
  6061. [GROUP]
  6062. HI, JAMES.
  6063.  
  6064. 1291
  6065. 00:56:12,900 --> 00:56:15,835
  6066. JAMES IS DOING RESEARCH
  6067. ON RELATIONSHIPS,
  6068.  
  6069. 1292
  6070. 00:56:15,837 --> 00:56:18,170
  6071. AND HE WOULD TO HAVE
  6072. OUR INPUT.
  6073.  
  6074. 1293
  6075. 00:56:18,172 --> 00:56:20,372
  6076. UM, YEAH, SO I HAVE SOME
  6077. QUESTIONNAIRES HERE
  6078.  
  6079. 1294
  6080. 00:56:20,374 --> 00:56:23,211
  6081. THAT I'M JUST GONNA PASS OUT
  6082. REALLY QUICK.
  6083.  
  6084. 1295
  6085. 00:56:24,945 --> 00:56:26,811
  6086. - YEAH.
  6087. - OKAY, THANK YOU.
  6088.  
  6089. 1296
  6090. 00:56:26,813 --> 00:56:30,681
  6091. SO, THESE QUESTIONS
  6092. I'VE PREPARED ARE BASED ON
  6093.  
  6094. 1297
  6095. 00:56:30,683 --> 00:56:33,016
  6096. THE MORAYS OF THE '50S
  6097. AND '60S,
  6098.  
  6099. 1298
  6100. 00:56:33,018 --> 00:56:34,785
  6101. SO, THEY'RE PRETTY
  6102. SELF-EXPLANATORY.
  6103.  
  6104. 1299
  6105. 00:56:34,787 --> 00:56:36,987
  6106. OKAY, COME ON, LET'S SIT DOWN,
  6107. SWEETHEART.
  6108.  
  6109. 1300
  6110. 00:56:36,989 --> 00:56:40,958
  6111. LET'S SEE WHAT
  6112. JAMES IS RESEARCHING.
  6113.  
  6114. 1301
  6115. 00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:45,295
  6116. "HOW OLD WERE YOU WERE YOU
  6117. WHEN YOU FIRST HAD SEX?"
  6118.  
  6119. 1302
  6120. 00:56:45,297 --> 00:56:48,030
  6121. [CHUCKLES]
  6122. OKAY.
  6123.  
  6124. 1303
  6125. 00:56:48,032 --> 00:56:51,800
  6126. LET ME THINK, UM...
  6127.  
  6128. 1304
  6129. 00:56:51,802 --> 00:56:52,803
  6130. 18.
  6131.  
  6132. 1305
  6133. 00:56:56,006 --> 00:57:00,275
  6134. "HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU SLEEP
  6135. WITH BEFORE YOU GOT MARRIED?"
  6136.  
  6137. 1306
  6138. 00:57:00,277 --> 00:57:04,179
  6139. OH.
  6140. [CLEARS THROAT]
  6141.  
  6142. 1307
  6143. 00:57:04,181 --> 00:57:07,047
  6144. THIS IS AWFULLY
  6145. PERSONAL, JAMES.
  6146.  
  6147. 1308
  6148. 00:57:07,049 --> 00:57:08,983
  6149. GRANDPA,
  6150. I REALLY NEED TO KNOW.
  6151.  
  6152. 1309
  6153. 00:57:08,985 --> 00:57:11,986
  6154. YEAH, ME TOO.
  6155.  
  6156. 1310
  6157. 00:57:11,988 --> 00:57:14,956
  6158. WELL...
  6159.  
  6160. 1311
  6161. 00:57:17,893 --> 00:57:19,792
  6162. [LAUGHS]
  6163.  
  6164. 1312
  6165. 00:57:19,794 --> 00:57:21,494
  6166. NONE.
  6167.  
  6168. 1313
  6169. 00:57:21,496 --> 00:57:26,064
  6170. YOUR GRANDMOTHER WAS
  6171. MY HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART,
  6172.  
  6173. 1314
  6174. 00:57:26,066 --> 00:57:27,966
  6175. MY FIRST...
  6176.  
  6177. 1315
  6178. 00:57:27,968 --> 00:57:30,736
  6179. MY LAST...
  6180.  
  6181. 1316
  6182. 00:57:30,738 --> 00:57:32,037
  6183. MY ONLY.
  6184.  
  6185. 1317
  6186. 00:57:32,039 --> 00:57:35,006
  6187. - AWW.
  6188. - [ALL] AWW.
  6189.  
  6190. 1318
  6191. 00:57:35,008 --> 00:57:37,177
  6192. [CHUCKLES]
  6193.  
  6194. 1319
  6195. 00:57:40,013 --> 00:57:43,847
  6196. "DID YOU PERSONALLY KNOW
  6197. ANY GIRLS THAT GOT PREGNANT
  6198.  
  6199. 1320
  6200. 00:57:43,849 --> 00:57:47,318
  6201. IN HIGH SCHOOL?"
  6202.  
  6203. 1321
  6204. 00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:49,953
  6205. ONLY ONE.
  6206.  
  6207. 1322
  6208. 00:57:49,955 --> 00:57:54,823
  6209. AH HERE'S ONE,
  6210. "WHAT MADE A GIRL ATTRACTIVE?"
  6211.  
  6212. 1323
  6213. 00:57:54,825 --> 00:57:56,259
  6214. [CHUCKLES]
  6215. WELL, THAT'S EASY.
  6216.  
  6217. 1324
  6218. 00:57:56,261 --> 00:57:58,961
  6219. BIG, UH... EYES.
  6220.  
  6221. 1325
  6222. 00:57:58,963 --> 00:58:00,930
  6223. [MAN]
  6224. YOU CHICKEN!
  6225.  
  6226. 1326
  6227. 00:58:00,932 --> 00:58:02,932
  6228. I'M A ROMANTIC,
  6229. I LOVE BIG EYES,
  6230.  
  6231. 1327
  6232. 00:58:02,934 --> 00:58:04,766
  6233. THEY'RE THE WINDOWS
  6234. OF THE SOUL.
  6235.  
  6236. 1328
  6237. 00:58:04,768 --> 00:58:08,437
  6238. WELL,
  6239. I LOVE THESE APPETIZERS.
  6240.  
  6241. 1329
  6242. 00:58:08,439 --> 00:58:10,371
  6243. THANK YOU,
  6244. THANKS, JOHN.
  6245.  
  6246. 1330
  6247. 00:58:10,373 --> 00:58:14,042
  6248. PUT THAT ON MY LIST OF WHAT
  6249. MAKES A GIRL ATTRACTIVE.
  6250.  
  6251. 1331
  6252. 00:58:14,044 --> 00:58:16,244
  6253. MY TURN!
  6254.  
  6255. 1332
  6256. 00:58:16,246 --> 00:58:20,380
  6257. "DID MEN EXPECT WOMEN TO SLEEP
  6258. WITH THEM ON THE FIRST DATE?"
  6259.  
  6260. 1333
  6261. 00:58:20,382 --> 00:58:22,916
  6262. WHEN YOU'RE ENGAGED,
  6263. IT'S KIND OF EXPECTED.
  6264.  
  6265. 1334
  6266. 00:58:22,918 --> 00:58:26,520
  6267. KAREN, IT WASN'T EXPECTED
  6268. IN OUR DAY.
  6269.  
  6270. 1335
  6271. 00:58:26,522 --> 00:58:29,055
  6272. YOU WERE JUST
  6273. THE TOWN SLUT.
  6274.  
  6275. 1336
  6276. 00:58:29,057 --> 00:58:31,891
  6277. UH, WOULD YOU BRING SOME
  6278. MORE OF THOSE POTATO CHIPS?
  6279.  
  6280. 1337
  6281. 00:58:31,893 --> 00:58:34,026
  6282. THEY'RE JUST GREAT.
  6283.  
  6284. 1338
  6285. 00:58:34,028 --> 00:58:36,895
  6286. SO, ARE YOU SAYING
  6287. IT WASN'T A CUSTOMARY THING
  6288.  
  6289. 1339
  6290. 00:58:36,897 --> 00:58:38,897
  6291. FOR A GIRL TO BE
  6292. PROMISCUOUS?
  6293.  
  6294. 1340
  6295. 00:58:38,899 --> 00:58:43,168
  6296. NO, NO, NO, IT WASN'T CUSTOMARY
  6297. FOR WOMEN TO BE PROMISCUOUS,
  6298.  
  6299. 1341
  6300. 00:58:43,170 --> 00:58:45,503
  6301. I MEAN, YEAH, YOU KIDS
  6302. REALLY HAVE IT MADE TODAY.
  6303.  
  6304. 1342
  6305. 00:58:45,505 --> 00:58:49,241
  6306. JOHN! IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT SEX,
  6307. YOU KNOW.
  6308.  
  6309. 1343
  6310. 00:58:49,243 --> 00:58:52,477
  6311. SORRY, SWEETHEART.
  6312.  
  6313. 1344
  6314. 00:58:52,479 --> 00:58:56,280
  6315. "HOW DO YOU FEEL WHEN A MAN
  6316. LEAVES YOU RIGHT AFTER SEX?"
  6317.  
  6318. 1345
  6319. 00:58:56,282 --> 00:58:58,249
  6320. - ARE YOU GOING SOMEWHERE?
  6321. - NO.
  6322.  
  6323. 1346
  6324. 00:58:58,251 --> 00:58:59,250
  6325. I WANNA KNOW WHERE
  6326. YOU'RE GOING.
  6327.  
  6328. 1347
  6329. 00:58:59,252 --> 00:59:00,950
  6330. NOWHERE!
  6331.  
  6332. 1348
  6333. 00:59:00,952 --> 00:59:03,419
  6334. UH, JAMES, LET'S YOU AND I
  6335. HAVE A LITTLE TALK.
  6336.  
  6337. 1349
  6338. 00:59:03,421 --> 00:59:04,821
  6339. COME OVER HERE JUST A SECOND.
  6340.  
  6341. 1350
  6342. 00:59:04,823 --> 00:59:06,489
  6343. LEAVE THE COMPUTER.
  6344.  
  6345. 1351
  6346. 00:59:06,491 --> 00:59:11,762
  6347. WELL, UM, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME
  6348. MORE LAYS POTATO CHIPS, CAROLYN?
  6349.  
  6350. 1352
  6351. 00:59:13,230 --> 00:59:16,064
  6352. JAMES, WHAT'S WITH
  6353. ALL THESE QUESTIONS?
  6354.  
  6355. 1353
  6356. 00:59:16,066 --> 00:59:18,066
  6357. I'M JUST DOING
  6358. SOME RESEARCH.
  6359.  
  6360. 1354
  6361. 00:59:18,068 --> 00:59:21,969
  6362. MY SEX LIFE IS INTEGRAL
  6363. TO THIS PROCESS?
  6364.  
  6365. 1355
  6366. 00:59:21,971 --> 00:59:24,105
  6367. I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
  6368. RELATIONSHIPS.
  6369.  
  6370. 1356
  6371. 00:59:24,107 --> 00:59:25,406
  6372. WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
  6373. HAVE ONE
  6374.  
  6375. 1357
  6376. 00:59:25,408 --> 00:59:27,174
  6377. WITH A WHOLE HUMAN BEING.
  6378.  
  6379. 1358
  6380. 00:59:27,176 --> 00:59:28,609
  6381. THAT'S WHAT
  6382. I'M TRYING TO DO.
  6383.  
  6384. 1359
  6385. 00:59:28,611 --> 00:59:32,846
  6386. WELL, I DON'T KNOW
  6387. ANOTHER APP IS THE ANSWER.
  6388.  
  6389. 1360
  6390. 00:59:32,848 --> 00:59:36,349
  6391. I WASN'T PLANNING ON
  6392. MAKING ANOTHER APP, BUT...
  6393.  
  6394. 1361
  6395. 00:59:36,351 --> 00:59:38,451
  6396. WHAT OTHER APP?
  6397.  
  6398. 1362
  6399. 00:59:38,453 --> 00:59:41,920
  6400. I DON'T MY SEX LIFE
  6401. ON SNACK-CHAT,
  6402.  
  6403. 1363
  6404. 00:59:41,922 --> 00:59:43,289
  6405. OR ONE OF THOSE...
  6406.  
  6407. 1364
  6408. 00:59:43,291 --> 00:59:45,324
  6409. WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?
  6410.  
  6411. 1365
  6412. 00:59:45,326 --> 00:59:48,627
  6413. WHY WOULD I WANT
  6414. GRANDMOTHER ON SNACK-CHAT?
  6415.  
  6416. 1366
  6417. 00:59:48,629 --> 00:59:49,927
  6418. - OH.
  6419. - I HAVE AN IDEA.
  6420.  
  6421. 1367
  6422. 00:59:49,929 --> 00:59:52,163
  6423. OH, NO. OH, NO.
  6424.  
  6425. 1368
  6426. 00:59:52,165 --> 00:59:53,499
  6427. [LEAH]
  6428. HEY, HONEY!
  6429.  
  6430. 1369
  6431. 00:59:53,501 --> 00:59:55,601
  6432. WHAT WERE YOU AND GRANDPA
  6433. TALKING ABOUT?
  6434.  
  6435. 1370
  6436. 00:59:55,603 --> 00:59:58,202
  6437. OH, I GET IT,
  6438. BOY'S CLUB STUFF.
  6439.  
  6440. 1371
  6441. 00:59:58,204 --> 01:00:00,371
  6442. OKAY, WELL, THERE IS CHILI
  6443. IN THE KITCHEN
  6444.  
  6445. 1372
  6446. 01:00:00,373 --> 01:00:01,639
  6447. IF YOU'RE HUNGRY.
  6448.  
  6449. 1373
  6450. 01:00:01,641 --> 01:00:04,941
  6451. - ARE YOU EATING?
  6452. - NO, I'M GOING OUT.
  6453.  
  6454. 1374
  6455. 01:00:04,943 --> 01:00:06,910
  6456. - WHERE?
  6457. - UM, I DON'T KNOW,
  6458.  
  6459. 1375
  6460. 01:00:06,912 --> 01:00:08,445
  6461. I'M WAITING FOR A SWIPE.
  6462.  
  6463. 1376
  6464. 01:00:08,447 --> 01:00:09,946
  6465. MOM, I NEED TO TELL YOU
  6466. SOMETHING.
  6467.  
  6468. 1377
  6469. 01:00:09,948 --> 01:00:11,048
  6470. - [PHONE CHIMES]
  6471. - OH! I GOT A SWIPE!
  6472.  
  6473. 1378
  6474. 01:00:11,050 --> 01:00:12,882
  6475. NO, MOM,
  6476. DON'T TOUCH YOUR PHONE,
  6477.  
  6478. 1379
  6479. 01:00:12,884 --> 01:00:15,184
  6480. DON'T GO OUT TONIGHT,
  6481. OKAY?
  6482.  
  6483. 1380
  6484. 01:00:15,186 --> 01:00:17,553
  6485. HONEY, YOU'RE GOING BACK
  6486. TO SCHOOL,
  6487.  
  6488. 1381
  6489. 01:00:17,555 --> 01:00:20,956
  6490. I HAVE TO MEET PEOPLE,
  6491. I...
  6492.  
  6493. 1382
  6494. 01:00:20,958 --> 01:00:23,461
  6495. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
  6496.  
  6497. 1383
  6498. 01:00:29,032 --> 01:00:31,299
  6499. ANYWAYS, SHE'S CRAZY.
  6500.  
  6501. 1384
  6502. 01:00:31,301 --> 01:00:34,101
  6503. HEY, BUT BACK TO WHAT
  6504. I WAS SAYING,
  6505.  
  6506. 1385
  6507. 01:00:34,103 --> 01:00:37,938
  6508. WE ARE PLANNING TO RELEASE
  6509. A FULL BLOWN...
  6510.  
  6511. 1386
  6512. 01:00:37,940 --> 01:00:39,239
  6513. - PUN INTENDED...
  6514. - [LAUGHS]
  6515.  
  6516. 1387
  6517. 01:00:39,241 --> 01:00:40,908
  6518. VERSION OF THE APP
  6519. IN THE SPRING, OKAY?
  6520.  
  6521. 1388
  6522. 01:00:40,910 --> 01:00:43,042
  6523. AND WE ARE ACTUALLY EXPECTED
  6524. TO BE VALUED AT AROUND,
  6525.  
  6526. 1389
  6527. 01:00:43,044 --> 01:00:45,912
  6528. I DON'T KNOW,
  6529. $250,000,000.
  6530.  
  6531. 1390
  6532. 01:00:45,914 --> 01:00:48,548
  6533. WHOO, AND THAT IS WHEN WE'RE
  6534. GONNA TAKE IT PUBLIC,
  6535.  
  6536. 1391
  6537. 01:00:48,550 --> 01:00:49,851
  6538. LADIES AND GENTLEMAN.
  6539.  
  6540. 1392
  6541. 01:00:54,422 --> 01:00:56,489
  6542. ♪ YOU COULD BE MY LOVE
  6543.  
  6544. 1393
  6545. 01:00:56,491 --> 01:00:58,624
  6546. ♪ STANDING IN THE LIGHT
  6547.  
  6548. 1394
  6549. 01:00:58,626 --> 01:01:02,461
  6550. ♪ WAVING TO THE PEOPLE
  6551. TO SAVE OUR LIFE ♪
  6552.  
  6553. 1395
  6554. 01:01:02,463 --> 01:01:07,466
  6555. ♪ I REMEMBER WHEN
  6556. SHE WOULD ALWAYS SAY ♪
  6557.  
  6558. 1396
  6559. 01:01:07,468 --> 01:01:09,200
  6560. YOU MAY WANT TO CALL
  6561. AN EXTERMINATOR FIRST, DUDE.
  6562.  
  6563. 1397
  6564. 01:01:09,202 --> 01:01:10,601
  6565. THE APP HAS SOME BUGS
  6566.  
  6567. 1398
  6568. 01:01:10,603 --> 01:01:13,337
  6569. NO, NO, THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE,
  6570. ACTUALLY.
  6571.  
  6572. 1399
  6573. 01:01:13,339 --> 01:01:14,705
  6574. NO, MM-MM.
  6575.  
  6576. 1400
  6577. 01:01:14,707 --> 01:01:17,207
  6578. THE APP IS DOWN, MAN,
  6579. CHECK IT OUT.
  6580.  
  6581. 1401
  6582. 01:01:17,209 --> 01:01:18,509
  6583. HEY, JAMES!
  6584.  
  6585. 1402
  6586. 01:01:18,511 --> 01:01:20,678
  6587. CAN YOU COME SEE
  6588. IF YOU CAN FIX THIS?
  6589.  
  6590. 1403
  6591. 01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:23,513
  6592. [JAMES]
  6593. FIX WHAT?
  6594.  
  6595. 1404
  6596. 01:01:23,515 --> 01:01:25,582
  6597. MY PHONE ISN'T WORKING.
  6598.  
  6599. 1405
  6600. 01:01:25,584 --> 01:01:27,282
  6601. I WAS ABOUT TO GET
  6602. THE ADDRESS OF WHERE
  6603.  
  6604. 1406
  6605. 01:01:27,284 --> 01:01:29,686
  6606. I WAS GONNA MEET UP
  6607. AND THEN IT JUST... IT'S GONE.
  6608.  
  6609. 1407
  6610. 01:01:29,688 --> 01:01:31,120
  6611. UH...
  6612. [CHUCKLES]
  6613.  
  6614. 1408
  6615. 01:01:31,122 --> 01:01:34,056
  6616. ...ACTUALLY, NO,
  6617. NO, THE APP IS NOT DOWN.
  6618.  
  6619. 1409
  6620. 01:01:34,058 --> 01:01:36,425
  6621. WE'RE JUST WORKING ON AN
  6622. UPDATE, SOME BACK-END SHIT.
  6623.  
  6624. 1410
  6625. 01:01:36,427 --> 01:01:38,494
  6626. IT'LL BE UP REAL SOON.
  6627. A COUPLE OF DAYS AT THE MOST.
  6628.  
  6629. 1411
  6630. 01:01:38,496 --> 01:01:41,429
  6631. PROGRAM MUST BE DOWN.
  6632.  
  6633. 1412
  6634. 01:01:41,431 --> 01:01:43,364
  6635. WELL, I'LL JUST GO ON
  6636. ONE OF THE OTHER APPS, RIGHT?
  6637.  
  6638. 1413
  6639. 01:01:43,366 --> 01:01:45,566
  6640. I'LL JUST USE SOME OF
  6641. THE OTHER APPS.
  6642.  
  6643. 1414
  6644. 01:01:45,568 --> 01:01:48,369
  6645. THE OTHER APPS.
  6646.  
  6647. 1415
  6648. 01:01:48,371 --> 01:01:50,738
  6649. YEAH, EXCEPT THEY'RE DOWN TOO.
  6650.  
  6651. 1416
  6652. 01:01:50,740 --> 01:01:52,038
  6653. WHAT'S WRONG.
  6654.  
  6655. 1417
  6656. 01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:53,540
  6657. - THE APP.
  6658. - THE APP'S NOT WORKING.
  6659.  
  6660. 1418
  6661. 01:01:53,542 --> 01:01:54,674
  6662. - NO.
  6663. - IT'S NOT?
  6664.  
  6665. 1419
  6666. 01:01:54,676 --> 01:01:56,176
  6667. NO, IS YOURS?
  6668.  
  6669. 1420
  6670. 01:01:56,178 --> 01:01:58,010
  6671. HEY, UH, DID ANY OF OUR GUYS
  6672. TAKE DOWN
  6673.  
  6674. 1421
  6675. 01:01:58,012 --> 01:01:59,345
  6676. ALL THE HOOK-UP APPS,
  6677. BY CHANCE?
  6678.  
  6679. 1422
  6680. 01:01:59,347 --> 01:02:01,347
  6681. MY PLANS FOR THE NIGHT
  6682. TOTALLY RUINED.
  6683.  
  6684. 1423
  6685. 01:02:01,349 --> 01:02:04,016
  6686. THAT WOULD BE
  6687. SOME SERIOUS DISRUPTION.
  6688.  
  6689. 1424
  6690. 01:02:04,018 --> 01:02:07,051
  6691. JAMES, HONEY,
  6692. IT IS THE DARNDEST THING.
  6693.  
  6694. 1425
  6695. 01:02:07,053 --> 01:02:09,120
  6696. LIKE, I TOUCH IT,
  6697. AND IT DOES NOTHING.
  6698.  
  6699. 1426
  6700. 01:02:09,122 --> 01:02:10,989
  6701. IT JUST DOES NOTHING.
  6702.  
  6703. 1427
  6704. 01:02:10,991 --> 01:02:12,257
  6705. COULD YOU PLEASE FIX THIS?
  6706.  
  6707. 1428
  6708. 01:02:12,259 --> 01:02:15,059
  6709. MOM, I'M FIXING IT,
  6710. TRUST ME, OKAY?
  6711.  
  6712. 1429
  6713. 01:02:15,061 --> 01:02:16,561
  6714. I'M FIXING EVERYTHING.
  6715.  
  6716. 1430
  6717. 01:02:16,563 --> 01:02:18,430
  6718. CALL JAMES RIGHT NOW!
  6719. PRONTO!
  6720.  
  6721. 1431
  6722. 01:02:18,432 --> 01:02:20,130
  6723. YEAH, I WILL!
  6724. I NEED YOU TO STOP STRESSING.
  6725.  
  6726. 1432
  6727. 01:02:20,132 --> 01:02:21,398
  6728. - WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
  6729. - I'M SORRY.
  6730.  
  6731. 1433
  6732. 01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:23,100
  6733. EVERYTHING IS FINE,
  6734. YOU CAN RELAX.
  6735.  
  6736. 1434
  6737. 01:02:23,102 --> 01:02:24,168
  6738. DID YOU PUT SOMETHING IN THIS?
  6739.  
  6740. 1435
  6741. 01:02:24,170 --> 01:02:27,640
  6742. YEAH. I'M CALLING HIM.
  6743. JAMES...
  6744.  
  6745. 1436
  6746. 01:02:35,046 --> 01:02:39,047
  6747. MOM, UH...
  6748.  
  6749. 1437
  6750. 01:02:39,049 --> 01:02:40,483
  6751. LOOK, I JUST WANT
  6752. TO LET YOU KNOW
  6753.  
  6754. 1438
  6755. 01:02:40,485 --> 01:02:44,453
  6756. THAT I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING
  6757. FOR ME AND ASHLEY.
  6758.  
  6759. 1439
  6760. 01:02:44,455 --> 01:02:46,521
  6761. TRYING TO BE FRIENDS
  6762. WITH DAD
  6763.  
  6764. 1440
  6765. 01:02:46,523 --> 01:02:48,523
  6766. SO THAT WE DON'T FEEL LIKE
  6767. WE'VE LOST OUR FAMILY,
  6768.  
  6769. 1441
  6770. 01:02:48,525 --> 01:02:50,592
  6771. BUT I JUST WANT TO LET
  6772. YOU KNOW THAT IT'S OKAY
  6773.  
  6774. 1442
  6775. 01:02:50,594 --> 01:02:52,326
  6776. IF YOU WANT TO BE MAD AT HIM,
  6777.  
  6778. 1443
  6779. 01:02:52,328 --> 01:02:56,030
  6780. AND IT'S OKAY IF YOU WANT
  6781. TO START A NEW LIFE.
  6782.  
  6783. 1444
  6784. 01:02:56,032 --> 01:02:57,665
  6785. NOTHING'LL CHANGE BETWEEN US.
  6786.  
  6787. 1445
  6788. 01:02:57,667 --> 01:03:02,570
  6789. THANKS, GUYS.
  6790.  
  6791. 1446
  6792. 01:03:02,572 --> 01:03:05,806
  6793. I NEEDED TO HEAR THAT.
  6794. OH! WAIT!
  6795.  
  6796. 1447
  6797. 01:03:05,808 --> 01:03:08,107
  6798. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW
  6799. I'M MOVING BACK IN
  6800.  
  6801. 1448
  6802. 01:03:08,109 --> 01:03:09,676
  6803. - TO YOUR BEDROOM.
  6804. - VIRGIN.
  6805.  
  6806. 1449
  6807. 01:03:09,678 --> 01:03:14,048
  6808. OCD. BUT I MIGHT MISS YOU
  6809. A LITTLE.
  6810.  
  6811. 1450
  6812. 01:03:16,450 --> 01:03:18,417
  6813. HERE IT IS.
  6814. IT'S TEA.
  6815.  
  6816. 1451
  6817. 01:03:18,419 --> 01:03:19,785
  6818. VERY SPECIAL CHINESE
  6819. HERBAL TEA.
  6820.  
  6821. 1452
  6822. 01:03:19,787 --> 01:03:21,386
  6823. IT WILL HELP YOU RELAX,
  6824.  
  6825. 1453
  6826. 01:03:21,388 --> 01:03:23,489
  6827. AND IT'LL HELP YOU GET
  6828. A GREAT NIGHT'S SLEEP.
  6829.  
  6830. 1454
  6831. 01:03:23,491 --> 01:03:25,623
  6832. TAKE IT.
  6833. BUT DON'T TAKE TOO MUCH.
  6834.  
  6835. 1455
  6836. 01:03:25,625 --> 01:03:26,825
  6837. I MEAN, IT'S ALL-NATURAL,
  6838. BUT I DON'T KNOW
  6839.  
  6840. 1456
  6841. 01:03:26,827 --> 01:03:28,294
  6842. HOW STRONG IT IS.
  6843.  
  6844. 1457
  6845. 01:03:30,630 --> 01:03:33,129
  6846. BYE, SWEETIE.
  6847.  
  6848. 1458
  6849. 01:03:33,131 --> 01:03:36,834
  6850. [PHONE RINGING]
  6851.  
  6852. 1459
  6853. 01:03:36,836 --> 01:03:39,269
  6854. WHO'S CALLING YOU?
  6855.  
  6856. 1460
  6857. 01:03:39,271 --> 01:03:41,271
  6858. I DON'T KNOW.
  6859.  
  6860. 1461
  6861. 01:03:41,273 --> 01:03:44,273
  6862. MUST BE IMPORTANT,
  6863. IT'S RINGING NON-STOP.
  6864.  
  6865. 1462
  6866. 01:03:44,275 --> 01:03:46,611
  6867. UH, YEAH.
  6868. YEAH, IT IS.
  6869.  
  6870. 1463
  6871. 01:03:50,147 --> 01:03:52,180
  6872. - YO!
  6873. - HEY!
  6874.  
  6875. 1464
  6876. 01:03:52,182 --> 01:03:53,449
  6877. - [POUNDING ON DOOR]
  6878. - [LANCE] "JUNGLE" IS STILL DOWN, DUDE!
  6879.  
  6880. 1465
  6881. 01:03:53,451 --> 01:03:54,850
  6882. WHAT'S GOING ON?
  6883.  
  6884. 1466
  6885. 01:03:54,852 --> 01:03:57,151
  6886. YOU ARE NOT GONNA GET PAID
  6887. TO GET INTO M.I.T.
  6888.  
  6889. 1467
  6890. 01:03:57,153 --> 01:03:58,520
  6891. UNLESS IT'S UP
  6892. IN AN HOUR.
  6893.  
  6894. 1468
  6895. 01:03:58,522 --> 01:04:00,822
  6896. COME ON, JAMES,
  6897. THIS IS KIND OF AN EMERGENCY.
  6898.  
  6899. 1469
  6900. 01:04:00,824 --> 01:04:03,324
  6901. - [POUNDING ON DOOR]
  6902. - [WESLEY] YEAH, THE OTHER HOOK-UP APPS ARE STILL DOWN.
  6903.  
  6904. 1470
  6905. 01:04:03,326 --> 01:04:04,459
  6906. [DANIEL] HEY, WE'RE GONNA
  6907. TIE YOU TO THE DESK
  6908.  
  6909. 1471
  6910. 01:04:04,461 --> 01:04:06,796
  6911. UNTIL YOU FIX THIS, BRO!
  6912.  
  6913. 1472
  6914. 01:04:08,731 --> 01:04:11,665
  6915. WELL, I CAN UNLOCK IT
  6916. WITH THIS.
  6917.  
  6918. 1473
  6919. 01:04:11,667 --> 01:04:13,800
  6920. HOW THE HELL DID YOU
  6921. LEARN HOW TO LOCK PICK?
  6922.  
  6923. 1474
  6924. 01:04:13,802 --> 01:04:15,201
  6925. MY CELLMATE TAUGHT ME.
  6926.  
  6927. 1475
  6928. 01:04:15,203 --> 01:04:17,236
  6929. - OH, THERE WE GO!
  6930. - WHOA-HO-HO!
  6931.  
  6932. 1476
  6933. 01:04:17,238 --> 01:04:18,638
  6934. CELLMATE? WHAT?
  6935.  
  6936. 1477
  6937. 01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:22,343
  6938. [POLICE SIRENS WAILING]
  6939.  
  6940. 1478
  6941. 01:04:28,448 --> 01:04:29,614
  6942. HANNAH! HANNAH!
  6943.  
  6944. 1479
  6945. 01:04:29,616 --> 01:04:30,782
  6946. JAMES, WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?
  6947.  
  6948. 1480
  6949. 01:04:30,784 --> 01:04:32,183
  6950. I'M TRYING TO RUN
  6951. FROM MY ROOMMATE
  6952.  
  6953. 1481
  6954. 01:04:32,185 --> 01:04:33,184
  6955. AND I NEED A PLACE TO STAY,
  6956. PLEASE.
  6957.  
  6958. 1482
  6959. 01:04:33,186 --> 01:04:34,519
  6960. - LANCE?
  6961. - YES.
  6962.  
  6963. 1483
  6964. 01:04:34,521 --> 01:04:35,554
  6965. OKAY, YOU BET
  6966. I'M HELPING YOU WITH THIS.
  6967.  
  6968. 1484
  6969. 01:04:35,556 --> 01:04:37,123
  6970. - FOLLOW ME.
  6971. - OKAY.
  6972.  
  6973. 1485
  6974. 01:04:45,898 --> 01:04:47,598
  6975. WAIT, HANNAH, HANNAH.
  6976.  
  6977. 1486
  6978. 01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:49,900
  6979. UM, ONE DAY I'M GONNA
  6980. DO SOMETHING
  6981.  
  6982. 1487
  6983. 01:04:49,902 --> 01:04:51,568
  6984. THAT'LL EARN
  6985. YOUR TRUST BACK.
  6986.  
  6987. 1488
  6988. 01:04:51,570 --> 01:04:53,670
  6989. JAMES, YOU DON'T HAVE
  6990. TO DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
  6991.  
  6992. 1489
  6993. 01:04:53,672 --> 01:04:56,639
  6994. - I'M OKAY WITH HELPING YOU.
  6995. - WHY?
  6996.  
  6997. 1490
  6998. 01:04:56,641 --> 01:04:58,675
  6999. WHY AM I OKAY
  7000. WITH HELPING YOU?
  7001.  
  7002. 1491
  7003. 01:04:58,677 --> 01:05:02,411
  7004. NO, WHY ARE YOU SO SHY?
  7005.  
  7006. 1492
  7007. 01:05:02,413 --> 01:05:06,315
  7008. IT'S OKAY.
  7009. YOU CAN TELL ME.
  7010.  
  7011. 1493
  7012. 01:05:06,317 --> 01:05:09,250
  7013. JAMES, I HAD A REALLY
  7014. BAD STUTTER,
  7015.  
  7016. 1494
  7017. 01:05:09,252 --> 01:05:11,786
  7018. AND WHEN I GET NERVOUS
  7019. AND I TRY TO TALK
  7020.  
  7021. 1495
  7022. 01:05:11,788 --> 01:05:13,821
  7023. IN FRONT OF A LOT OF PEOPLE
  7024. SOMETIMES IT COMES BACK,
  7025.  
  7026. 1496
  7027. 01:05:13,823 --> 01:05:16,292
  7028. AND I DON'T KNOW
  7029. HOW TO STOP IT.
  7030.  
  7031. 1497
  7032. 01:05:18,528 --> 01:05:21,595
  7033. IS THAT WHY YOU DON'T
  7034. TALK MUCH IN CLASS
  7035.  
  7036. 1498
  7037. 01:05:21,597 --> 01:05:23,797
  7038. EVEN THOUGH
  7039. YOU KNOW ALL THE ANSWERS?
  7040.  
  7041. 1499
  7042. 01:05:23,799 --> 01:05:25,767
  7043. YEAH.
  7044.  
  7045. 1500
  7046. 01:05:30,304 --> 01:05:31,773
  7047. - HI.
  7048. - HI.
  7049.  
  7050. 1501
  7051. 01:05:33,307 --> 01:05:34,840
  7052. WHAT ARE YOU TWO
  7053. DOING TOGETHER?
  7054.  
  7055. 1502
  7056. 01:05:34,842 --> 01:05:36,942
  7057. OKAY, LOOK, JAMES NEEDS
  7058. A PLACE TO HIDE.
  7059.  
  7060. 1503
  7061. 01:05:36,944 --> 01:05:39,745
  7062. ONLY FOR A FEW HOURS,
  7063. HOPEFULLY.
  7064.  
  7065. 1504
  7066. 01:05:39,747 --> 01:05:42,614
  7067. MAYBE HE CAN HELP US STUDY?
  7068.  
  7069. 1505
  7070. 01:05:42,616 --> 01:05:44,882
  7071. HAVE A BETTER IDEA,
  7072.  
  7073. 1506
  7074. 01:05:44,884 --> 01:05:48,386
  7075. IF YOU MAKE US AN APP,
  7076. LIKE, "JUNGLE FOR GIRLS"
  7077.  
  7078. 1507
  7079. 01:05:48,388 --> 01:05:50,688
  7080. I JUST MIGHT LET YOU
  7081. STAY HERE.
  7082.  
  7083. 1508
  7084. 01:05:50,690 --> 01:05:52,289
  7085. IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
  7086.  
  7087. 1509
  7088. 01:05:52,291 --> 01:05:53,724
  7089. "JUNGLE" REALLY
  7090. MESSED ME UP.
  7091.  
  7092. 1510
  7093. 01:05:53,726 --> 01:05:55,559
  7094. GUYS, WE KNOW THAT LANCE
  7095. MADE "JUNGLE"
  7096.  
  7097. 1511
  7098. 01:05:55,561 --> 01:05:57,227
  7099. AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE HIM
  7100. REGRET IT.
  7101.  
  7102. 1512
  7103. 01:05:57,229 --> 01:06:00,797
  7104. YES, AND I'M KIND OF
  7105. RETIRING FROM APPS FOR NOW.
  7106.  
  7107. 1513
  7108. 01:06:00,799 --> 01:06:02,598
  7109. OKAY, SO THE ANSWER IS NO.
  7110.  
  7111. 1514
  7112. 01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:04,700
  7113. I MEAN, RIGHT AFTER
  7114. I MAKE YOUR APP.
  7115.  
  7116. 1515
  7117. 01:06:04,702 --> 01:06:06,302
  7118. I THOUGHT HE WAS FIXING
  7119. "JUNGLE."
  7120.  
  7121. 1516
  7122. 01:06:06,304 --> 01:06:07,970
  7123. YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HE SAID
  7124. HE WAS DOING, MAN.
  7125.  
  7126. 1517
  7127. 01:06:07,972 --> 01:06:10,773
  7128. WHERE IS HE, LANCE?
  7129. THIS IS KIND OF AN EMERGENCY.
  7130.  
  7131. 1518
  7132. 01:06:10,775 --> 01:06:13,441
  7133. YEAH, THE OTHER HOOK-UP APPS
  7134. ARE STILL DOWN.
  7135.  
  7136. 1519
  7137. 01:06:13,443 --> 01:06:15,910
  7138. OH, THIS IS BAD,
  7139. THIS IS REALLY BAD.
  7140.  
  7141. 1520
  7142. 01:06:15,912 --> 01:06:17,479
  7143. SHOULD WE CALL 9-1-1?
  7144.  
  7145. 1521
  7146. 01:06:17,481 --> 01:06:20,149
  7147. THIS IS COMPLICATED SHIT.
  7148. HOLY CRAP!
  7149.  
  7150. 1522
  7151. 01:06:22,886 --> 01:06:25,219
  7152. - ARE YOU GONNA EAT THAT?
  7153. - YEAH.
  7154.  
  7155. 1523
  7156. 01:06:25,221 --> 01:06:28,422
  7157. WELL, THERE'S MOLD ON IT
  7158. SO BE CAREFUL, BUD.
  7159.  
  7160. 1524
  7161. 01:06:28,424 --> 01:06:30,758
  7162. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
  7163. - I'M JUST THINKING
  7164.  
  7165. 1525
  7166. 01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:32,425
  7167. OF MAYBE WE DO SOME WAY
  7168. TO ORGANIZE
  7169.  
  7170. 1526
  7171. 01:06:32,427 --> 01:06:33,894
  7172. ALL OF THIS INFORMATION.
  7173.  
  7174. 1527
  7175. 01:06:33,896 --> 01:06:37,230
  7176. - MAYBE REBUILD, OR...
  7177. - YOU'RE GONNA REBUILD THE APP?
  7178.  
  7179. 1528
  7180. 01:06:37,232 --> 01:06:38,998
  7181. I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE I'LL HIRE
  7182. SOMEONE TO DO IT, MAN. YEAH.
  7183.  
  7184. 1529
  7185. 01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:41,534
  7186. [LAUGHS]
  7187.  
  7188. 1530
  7189. 01:06:41,536 --> 01:06:43,002
  7190. COME ON, MAN!
  7191. IT'S MY CONCEPT,
  7192.  
  7193. 1531
  7194. 01:06:43,004 --> 01:06:45,506
  7195. THIS IS FREAKING APP,
  7196. IT'S JUST...
  7197.  
  7198. 1532
  7199. 01:06:50,644 --> 01:06:53,779
  7200. ALL RIGHT, LADIES, SO JAMES
  7201. IS HERE BECAUSE HE HAS AGREED
  7202.  
  7203. 1533
  7204. 01:06:53,781 --> 01:06:57,648
  7205. TO CREATE A RELATIONSHIP APP
  7206. FOR YOU GUYS, SO...
  7207.  
  7208. 1534
  7209. 01:06:57,650 --> 01:06:59,252
  7210. OKAY.
  7211.  
  7212. 1535
  7213. 01:07:01,821 --> 01:07:05,455
  7214. OKAY. UM...
  7215.  
  7216. 1536
  7217. 01:07:05,457 --> 01:07:09,392
  7218. GIRLS, HOW YOU DOING?
  7219. ARE YOU HAPPY?
  7220.  
  7221. 1537
  7222. 01:07:09,394 --> 01:07:12,429
  7223. I MEAN,
  7224. I LIKED MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS.
  7225.  
  7226. 1538
  7227. 01:07:12,431 --> 01:07:14,698
  7228. I MEAN, ARE YOU SATISFIED
  7229. WITH LIFE?
  7230.  
  7231. 1539
  7232. 01:07:14,700 --> 01:07:16,765
  7233. I HAVE TO STUDY FOR A TEST.
  7234. SORRY.
  7235.  
  7236. 1540
  7237. 01:07:16,767 --> 01:07:20,602
  7238. HOW'S YOUR LOVE LIFE?
  7239.  
  7240. 1541
  7241. 01:07:20,604 --> 01:07:23,672
  7242. BY LOVE, I MEAN LOVE.
  7243.  
  7244. 1542
  7245. 01:07:23,674 --> 01:07:26,842
  7246. NOT SEX.
  7247.  
  7248. 1543
  7249. 01:07:26,844 --> 01:07:30,712
  7250. HONESTLY?
  7251. NOT TOO GOOD.
  7252.  
  7253. 1544
  7254. 01:07:30,714 --> 01:07:33,514
  7255. MINE'S GREAT.
  7256. I'M NEVER LONELY.
  7257.  
  7258. 1545
  7259. 01:07:33,516 --> 01:07:35,415
  7260. INVITED OUT EVERY NIGHT.
  7261.  
  7262. 1546
  7263. 01:07:35,417 --> 01:07:39,053
  7264. HE SAID LOVE, NOT SEX.
  7265. ZIP IT, HOOK.
  7266.  
  7267. 1547
  7268. 01:07:39,055 --> 01:07:42,322
  7269. DO YOU FEEL LIKE GUYS ARE USING
  7270. YOU AS JUST A PIECE OF MEAT?
  7271.  
  7272. 1548
  7273. 01:07:42,324 --> 01:07:44,858
  7274. - THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I FEEL.
  7275. - ARE YOU A PSYCH MAJOR?
  7276.  
  7277. 1549
  7278. 01:07:44,860 --> 01:07:48,728
  7279. DO YOU WANT A GUY TO PURSUE YOU FOR
  7280. MORE THAN JUST A SWIPE OF HIS FINGER?
  7281.  
  7282. 1550
  7283. 01:07:48,730 --> 01:07:50,429
  7284. [TOGETHER]
  7285. YEAH.
  7286.  
  7287. 1551
  7288. 01:07:50,431 --> 01:07:53,032
  7289. ARE YOU SELLING SOME
  7290. SPECIAL MAKEUP OR SOMETHING?
  7291.  
  7292. 1552
  7293. 01:07:53,034 --> 01:07:54,867
  7294. OR UNDERWEAR?
  7295.  
  7296. 1553
  7297. 01:07:54,869 --> 01:07:57,803
  7298. NO, I'M NOT SELLING A SPECIAL
  7299. KIND OF MAKEUP OR UNDERWEAR.
  7300.  
  7301. 1554
  7302. 01:07:57,805 --> 01:08:00,572
  7303. I'M TRYING
  7304. TO TURN THINGS AROUND.
  7305.  
  7306. 1555
  7307. 01:08:00,574 --> 01:08:02,941
  7308. GIRLS, I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU
  7309. GET YOUR POWER BACK.
  7310.  
  7311. 1556
  7312. 01:08:02,943 --> 01:08:04,809
  7313. WHAT KIND OF POWER
  7314. IS HE TALKING ABOUT?
  7315.  
  7316. 1557
  7317. 01:08:04,811 --> 01:08:06,811
  7318. I DON'T KNOW,
  7319. BUT MAYBE HE'S ONTO SOMETHING.
  7320.  
  7321. 1558
  7322. 01:08:06,813 --> 01:08:10,314
  7323. LOOK, MY SPECIALTY
  7324. IS ALGORITHMS.
  7325.  
  7326. 1559
  7327. 01:08:10,316 --> 01:08:11,882
  7328. NOW, I KNOW THAT MAY NOT
  7329. SOUND LIKE MUCH,
  7330.  
  7331. 1560
  7332. 01:08:11,884 --> 01:08:16,352
  7333. BUT IN FACT ALGORITHMS
  7334. AND BIOLOGY WORK HAND IN HAND.
  7335.  
  7336. 1561
  7337. 01:08:16,354 --> 01:08:18,354
  7338. I HAVE THIS APP
  7339. AND I'D LIKE TO GIVE IT TO YOU.
  7340.  
  7341. 1562
  7342. 01:08:18,356 --> 01:08:19,990
  7343. I KNEW HE WAS
  7344. SELLING SOMETHING.
  7345.  
  7346. 1563
  7347. 01:08:19,992 --> 01:08:22,425
  7348. NO, I'M NOT SELLING ANYTHING.
  7349. I'M HERE TO GIVE, NOT SELL.
  7350.  
  7351. 1564
  7352. 01:08:22,427 --> 01:08:24,961
  7353. - SO WHAT'S THE CATCH?
  7354. - THE CATCH IS...
  7355.  
  7356. 1565
  7357. 01:08:24,963 --> 01:08:28,530
  7358. THAT IF I GIVE THIS APP TO YOU
  7359. AND EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW IT WORKS,
  7360.  
  7361. 1566
  7362. 01:08:28,532 --> 01:08:31,600
  7363. THEN IT'S UP TO YOU
  7364. TO LET IT WORK.
  7365.  
  7366. 1567
  7367. 01:08:31,602 --> 01:08:33,435
  7368. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
  7369.  
  7370. 1568
  7371. 01:08:33,437 --> 01:08:34,770
  7372. SEE, IT MEANS THAT
  7373. WHEN YOU'RE DATING A GUY...
  7374.  
  7375. 1569
  7376. 01:08:34,772 --> 01:08:38,439
  7377. SWEETHEART,
  7378. LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE.
  7379.  
  7380. 1570
  7381. 01:08:38,441 --> 01:08:40,841
  7382. NONE OF US
  7383. HAVE BEEN ON A DATE.
  7384.  
  7385. 1571
  7386. 01:08:40,843 --> 01:08:42,877
  7387. - WELL, SINCE WHEN?
  7388. - SINCE EVER.
  7389.  
  7390. 1572
  7391. 01:08:42,879 --> 01:08:43,978
  7392. NONE OF YOU?
  7393.  
  7394. 1573
  7395. 01:08:43,980 --> 01:08:45,980
  7396. GUYS NOWADAYS
  7397. DON'T DATE YOU.
  7398.  
  7399. 1574
  7400. 01:08:45,982 --> 01:08:48,414
  7401. - THEY JUST SLEEP WITH YOU.
  7402. - THEN LET'S CHANGE THAT.
  7403.  
  7404. 1575
  7405. 01:08:48,416 --> 01:08:50,951
  7406. - HOW?
  7407. - WITH MY APP
  7408.  
  7409. 1576
  7410. 01:08:50,953 --> 01:08:53,419
  7411. AND WITH YOUR COOPERATION.
  7412.  
  7413. 1577
  7414. 01:08:53,421 --> 01:08:54,921
  7415. AND THE COOPERATION
  7416. OF YOUR SISTERS
  7417.  
  7418. 1578
  7419. 01:08:54,923 --> 01:08:56,458
  7420. ON EVERY COLLEGE CAMPUS.
  7421.  
  7422. 1579
  7423. 01:09:00,061 --> 01:09:02,761
  7424. HANNAH? WHAT DO YOU THINK
  7425. OF THE IDEA?
  7426.  
  7427. 1580
  7428. 01:09:02,763 --> 01:09:06,131
  7429. DO YOU LIKE IT?
  7430.  
  7431. 1581
  7432. 01:09:06,133 --> 01:09:11,003
  7433. HONESTLY, NO, I DON'T.
  7434.  
  7435. 1582
  7436. 01:09:11,005 --> 01:09:15,074
  7437. I DON'T THINK THAT AN APP IS THE
  7438. PROPER SOLUTION FOR RELATIONSHIPS.
  7439.  
  7440. 1583
  7441. 01:09:17,610 --> 01:09:20,644
  7442. I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE I WAS JUST
  7443. BORN IN THE WRONG CENTURY.
  7444.  
  7445. 1584
  7446. 01:09:20,646 --> 01:09:22,445
  7447. [WOMAN]
  7448. I AGREE.
  7449.  
  7450. 1585
  7451. 01:09:22,447 --> 01:09:24,883
  7452. [WOMAN 2] NO WONDER YOU HAVE
  7453. NO CLUE WHAT'S GOING ON.
  7454.  
  7455. 1586
  7456. 01:09:30,856 --> 01:09:32,388
  7457. [DANIEL]
  7458. OH, THERE HE IS.
  7459.  
  7460. 1587
  7461. 01:09:32,390 --> 01:09:34,757
  7462. - HEY, GUYS.
  7463. - WHERE YOU BEEN, MAN?
  7464.  
  7465. 1588
  7466. 01:09:34,759 --> 01:09:36,759
  7467. UH, MEETING.
  7468.  
  7469. 1589
  7470. 01:09:36,761 --> 01:09:38,727
  7471. HEY, YOU'RE GROUNDED
  7472. UNTIL "JUNGLE" IS FIXED
  7473.  
  7474. 1590
  7475. 01:09:38,729 --> 01:09:40,428
  7476. - WHAT?
  7477. - YEP.
  7478.  
  7479. 1591
  7480. 01:09:40,430 --> 01:09:41,964
  7481. I'M TRYING TO GET IT BACK UP,
  7482. GUYS.
  7483.  
  7484. 1592
  7485. 01:09:41,966 --> 01:09:43,765
  7486. I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
  7487.  
  7488. 1593
  7489. 01:09:43,767 --> 01:09:46,168
  7490. WHILE YOU'RE HAVING A HARD TIME,
  7491. I'M GETTING DEATH THREATS
  7492.  
  7493. 1594
  7494. 01:09:46,170 --> 01:09:47,969
  7495. FOR TAKING DOWN
  7496. THE HOOKUP APPS.
  7497.  
  7498. 1595
  7499. 01:09:47,971 --> 01:09:49,906
  7500. PEOPLE THINK I DID IT
  7501. AS A PUBLICITY STUNT.
  7502.  
  7503. 1596
  7504. 01:09:54,177 --> 01:09:56,977
  7505. THEY THINK
  7506. THAT HE BUILT THE APP
  7507.  
  7508. 1597
  7509. 01:09:56,979 --> 01:09:58,979
  7510. 'CAUSE HE DIDN'T.
  7511. THAT'S WHY IT'S FUNNY.
  7512.  
  7513. 1598
  7514. 01:09:58,981 --> 01:10:00,514
  7515. THEY THINK
  7516. THAT I BUILT "JUNGLE."
  7517.  
  7518. 1599
  7519. 01:10:00,516 --> 01:10:01,915
  7520. THEY THINK THAT
  7521. I CAN TAKE DOWN THE HOOKUP APPS.
  7522.  
  7523. 1600
  7524. 01:10:01,917 --> 01:10:03,116
  7525. YEAH, YOU DIDN'T BUILD
  7526. "JUNGLE," THOUGH.
  7527.  
  7528. 1601
  7529. 01:10:03,118 --> 01:10:04,717
  7530. NO, I CREATED IT.
  7531. IT WAS MY IDEA.
  7532.  
  7533. 1602
  7534. 01:10:04,719 --> 01:10:07,720
  7535. SHH.
  7536.  
  7537. 1603
  7538. 01:10:07,722 --> 01:10:10,957
  7539. JAMES, YOU NEED TO GET "JUNGLE"
  7540. BACK UP RIGHT NOW.
  7541.  
  7542. 1604
  7543. 01:10:10,959 --> 01:10:14,126
  7544. OUR LIVES ARE ON THE LINE
  7545. RIGHT NOW, OKAY?
  7546.  
  7547. 1605
  7548. 01:10:14,128 --> 01:10:16,461
  7549. AND ANOTHER THING.
  7550. DON'T JUDGE ME.
  7551.  
  7552. 1606
  7553. 01:10:16,463 --> 01:10:18,530
  7554. I'M STRESS EATING.
  7555. IT'S A REAL DISORDER.
  7556.  
  7557. 1607
  7558. 01:10:18,532 --> 01:10:19,965
  7559. GOOGLE IT.
  7560.  
  7561. 1608
  7562. 01:10:19,967 --> 01:10:21,666
  7563. OKAY, CALM DOWN.
  7564.  
  7565. 1609
  7566. 01:10:21,668 --> 01:10:24,768
  7567. WE'RE JUST GONNA
  7568. TAKE A CHILL PILL.
  7569.  
  7570. 1610
  7571. 01:10:24,770 --> 01:10:27,905
  7572. GUYS, IF YOU WANT ME TO DO THIS,
  7573. I'M GONNA NEED MY ROOM BACK.
  7574.  
  7575. 1611
  7576. 01:10:27,907 --> 01:10:29,773
  7577. NO, WE ARE GOING
  7578. TO SIT RIGHT HERE
  7579.  
  7580. 1612
  7581. 01:10:29,775 --> 01:10:31,775
  7582. AND WATCH YOU
  7583. UNTIL YOU GET THIS DONE.
  7584.  
  7585. 1613
  7586. 01:10:31,777 --> 01:10:33,610
  7587. OKAY, IF YOU WANNA GET PAID
  7588. FOR M.I.T.,
  7589.  
  7590. 1614
  7591. 01:10:33,612 --> 01:10:35,812
  7592. THEN YOU BETTER GET THIS THING
  7593. BACK UP AND RUNNING, STAT.
  7594.  
  7595. 1615
  7596. 01:10:35,814 --> 01:10:36,981
  7597. NO, I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS.
  7598.  
  7599. 1616
  7600. 01:10:36,983 --> 01:10:38,648
  7601. YOU'RE GONNA SIT RIGHT THERE
  7602.  
  7603. 1617
  7604. 01:10:38,650 --> 01:10:39,816
  7605. AND YOU'RE GONNA WORK.
  7606.  
  7607. 1618
  7608. 01:10:39,818 --> 01:10:41,618
  7609. [IMITATES WHIP CRACK]
  7610.  
  7611. 1619
  7612. 01:10:41,620 --> 01:10:44,553
  7613. RIGHT NOW.
  7614. GO AHEAD.
  7615.  
  7616. 1620
  7617. 01:10:44,555 --> 01:10:46,690
  7618. VAMOS. OH, NO,
  7619. I'LL TAKE THAT.
  7620.  
  7621. 1621
  7622. 01:10:52,229 --> 01:10:55,163
  7623. ALL RIGHT,
  7624. GET TO WORK.
  7625.  
  7626. 1622
  7627. 01:10:55,165 --> 01:10:57,665
  7628. NO, STOP IT.
  7629. SPIT IT OUT.
  7630.  
  7631. 1623
  7632. 01:10:57,667 --> 01:11:00,968
  7633. YOU HAVE ANY MORE?
  7634. AH. GOSH, YOU'RE SO WEIRD.
  7635.  
  7636. 1624
  7637. 01:11:00,970 --> 01:11:02,670
  7638. - LANCE?
  7639. - YES.
  7640.  
  7641. 1625
  7642. 01:11:02,672 --> 01:11:04,774
  7643. I'D LIKE SOME TEA PLEASE.
  7644. WITH HONEY.
  7645.  
  7646. 1626
  7647. 01:11:07,043 --> 01:11:08,708
  7648. YEAH, OKAY.
  7649.  
  7650. 1627
  7651. 01:11:08,710 --> 01:11:11,111
  7652. I MAKE HIM TEA AND HONEY
  7653. SO THAT HE CAN WORK.
  7654.  
  7655. 1628
  7656. 01:11:11,113 --> 01:11:13,747
  7657. YOU KNOW? HE'S SICK,
  7658. SO I DON'T WANT HIM TO...
  7659.  
  7660. 1629
  7661. 01:11:13,749 --> 01:11:15,918
  7662. - THAT'S CUTE.
  7663. - I'D DO IT FOR YOU GUYS.
  7664.  
  7665. 1630
  7666. 01:11:18,886 --> 01:11:20,586
  7667. I'D LIKE THIS ONE, PLEASE.
  7668.  
  7669. 1631
  7670. 01:11:20,588 --> 01:11:22,254
  7671. MY MOM GAVE IT TO ME
  7672.  
  7673. 1632
  7674. 01:11:22,256 --> 01:11:24,123
  7675. SO I CAN STAY UP LATE
  7676. AT NIGHT.
  7677.  
  7678. 1633
  7679. 01:11:24,125 --> 01:11:25,691
  7680. IT KEEPS ME UP
  7681. SO I CAN STUDY.
  7682.  
  7683. 1634
  7684. 01:11:25,693 --> 01:11:28,160
  7685. - ALL RIGHT.
  7686. - OH, DOUBLE STRENGTH, PLEASE.
  7687.  
  7688. 1635
  7689. 01:11:28,162 --> 01:11:30,862
  7690. YOU KNOW.
  7691. I WANNA GET THIS DONE TONIGHT.
  7692.  
  7693. 1636
  7694. 01:11:30,864 --> 01:11:32,530
  7695. OKAY.
  7696.  
  7697. 1637
  7698. 01:11:32,532 --> 01:11:37,068
  7699. LANCE.
  7700. I'LL TAKE ONE, TOO.
  7701.  
  7702. 1638
  7703. 01:11:37,070 --> 01:11:38,769
  7704. JUST SO I CAN STAY UP,
  7705.  
  7706. 1639
  7707. 01:11:38,771 --> 01:11:42,606
  7708. BE ALERT,
  7709. READY TO POUNCE.
  7710.  
  7711. 1640
  7712. 01:11:42,608 --> 01:11:44,975
  7713. [SNAPS FINGERS]
  7714. ACTUALLY, SIGN ME UP, TOO.
  7715.  
  7716. 1641
  7717. 01:11:44,977 --> 01:11:49,246
  7718. I WANT ONE. AND SOME COFFEE.
  7719. AND SOME DONUTS.
  7720.  
  7721. 1642
  7722. 01:11:49,248 --> 01:11:52,682
  7723. RIGHT. YOU WANT ME TO THROW ON AN
  7724. APRON AND A STRING OF PEARLS, TOO?
  7725.  
  7726. 1643
  7727. 01:11:52,684 --> 01:11:54,884
  7728. AS LONG AS THE APRON SAYS
  7729. "HOME, SWEET HOME."
  7730.  
  7731. 1644
  7732. 01:11:54,886 --> 01:11:57,585
  7733. - YEAH?
  7734. - YEAH.
  7735.  
  7736. 1645
  7737. 01:11:57,587 --> 01:12:00,224
  7738. - YOU GUYS ARE RIDICULOUS. JUST WATCH HIM, OKAY?
  7739. - [DANIEL] YEAH.
  7740.  
  7741. 1646
  7742. 01:12:52,005 --> 01:12:53,505
  7743. [PASSES GAS]
  7744.  
  7745. 1647
  7746. 01:12:55,173 --> 01:12:59,876
  7747. OH, SHIT. HEY, WESLEY.
  7748.  
  7749. 1648
  7750. 01:12:59,878 --> 01:13:01,610
  7751. HE'S GONE. WESLEY!
  7752.  
  7753. 1649
  7754. 01:13:01,612 --> 01:13:03,113
  7755. [MUMBLES]
  7756.  
  7757. 1650
  7758. 01:13:03,115 --> 01:13:04,247
  7759. HE'S GONE.
  7760.  
  7761. 1651
  7762. 01:13:04,249 --> 01:13:06,083
  7763. - HUH?
  7764. - HE'S GONE.
  7765.  
  7766. 1652
  7767. 01:13:08,085 --> 01:13:09,785
  7768. - WAKE UP!
  7769. - OH, WHAT?
  7770.  
  7771. 1653
  7772. 01:13:09,787 --> 01:13:13,224
  7773. - HE GOT OUT!
  7774. - COME ON, DUDE!
  7775.  
  7776. 1654
  7777. 01:13:20,096 --> 01:13:23,764
  7778. HEY. LOOK. IT LOOKS LIKE I'M
  7779. GONNA HAVE TO STAY THE NIGHT.
  7780.  
  7781. 1655
  7782. 01:13:23,766 --> 01:13:25,233
  7783. - WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
  7784. - WHAT?
  7785.  
  7786. 1656
  7787. 01:13:25,235 --> 01:13:27,335
  7788. WE HAD A BET ON HOW LONG
  7789. IT WOULD TAKE FOR YOU
  7790.  
  7791. 1657
  7792. 01:13:27,337 --> 01:13:29,036
  7793. TO TRY TO SLEEP
  7794. WITH ONE OF US,
  7795.  
  7796. 1658
  7797. 01:13:29,038 --> 01:13:31,071
  7798. ESPECIALLY AFTER YOUR
  7799. PHONY SPEECH AND ALL.
  7800.  
  7801. 1659
  7802. 01:13:31,073 --> 01:13:33,672
  7803. WHAT? NO, THE SPEECH, THE APP,
  7804. IT WAS ALL REAL.
  7805.  
  7806. 1660
  7807. 01:13:33,674 --> 01:13:36,809
  7808. - WHAT DO YOU WANT?
  7809. - I JUST NEED A PLACE TO STAY FOR THE NIGHT.
  7810.  
  7811. 1661
  7812. 01:13:36,811 --> 01:13:39,145
  7813. SO, WAIT A MINUTE.
  7814.  
  7815. 1662
  7816. 01:13:39,147 --> 01:13:40,379
  7817. YOU DON'T WANNA
  7818. SLEEP WITH ME?
  7819.  
  7820. 1663
  7821. 01:13:40,381 --> 01:13:42,647
  7822. NO, I NEVER...
  7823. NO, I DON'T... I REALLY...
  7824.  
  7825. 1664
  7826. 01:13:42,649 --> 01:13:44,150
  7827. I TOLD YOU HE WAS GAY.
  7828.  
  7829. 1665
  7830. 01:13:44,152 --> 01:13:46,951
  7831. I'M NOT GAY. WHY DOES
  7832. EVERYBODY HERE THINK THAT?
  7833.  
  7834. 1666
  7835. 01:13:46,953 --> 01:13:48,955
  7836. - YOU LIKE GIRLS?
  7837. - YES, I LIKE...
  7838.  
  7839. 1667
  7840. 01:13:51,858 --> 01:13:53,559
  7841. I LIKE HANNAH.
  7842.  
  7843. 1668
  7844. 01:13:56,695 --> 01:13:58,729
  7845. HEY, IT'S ALL SETTLED.
  7846.  
  7847. 1669
  7848. 01:13:58,731 --> 01:13:59,897
  7849. HE CAN STAY.
  7850.  
  7851. 1670
  7852. 01:13:59,899 --> 01:14:01,832
  7853. - COME ON.
  7854. - THANK YOU.
  7855.  
  7856. 1671
  7857. 01:14:01,834 --> 01:14:03,934
  7858. SERIOUSLY, LOOK,
  7859. I DON'T TAKE UP MUCH SPACE.
  7860.  
  7861. 1672
  7862. 01:14:03,936 --> 01:14:06,070
  7863. I JUST NEED MAYBE
  7864. A CLOSET OR SOMETHING.
  7865.  
  7866. 1673
  7867. 01:14:06,072 --> 01:14:07,904
  7868. IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL.
  7869.  
  7870. 1674
  7871. 01:14:07,906 --> 01:14:10,273
  7872. NO, THERE'S
  7873. A GUEST ROOM UPSTAIRS.
  7874.  
  7875. 1675
  7876. 01:14:10,275 --> 01:14:11,240
  7877. SERIOUSLY?
  7878.  
  7879. 1676
  7880. 01:14:11,242 --> 01:14:12,341
  7881. IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,
  7882.  
  7883. 1677
  7884. 01:14:12,343 --> 01:14:14,709
  7885. AND I DO MEAN ANYTHING,
  7886.  
  7887. 1678
  7888. 01:14:14,711 --> 01:14:16,912
  7889. HANNAH WILL HELP YOU.
  7890.  
  7891. 1679
  7892. 01:14:16,914 --> 01:14:20,148
  7893. LOOK, AND IF ANYONE
  7894. COMES LOOKING FOR ME,
  7895.  
  7896. 1680
  7897. 01:14:20,150 --> 01:14:21,249
  7898. DON'T LET THEM IN.
  7899.  
  7900. 1681
  7901. 01:14:21,251 --> 01:14:23,185
  7902. I WON'T LET ANYONE IN.
  7903.  
  7904. 1682
  7905. 01:14:23,187 --> 01:14:24,354
  7906. GOOD NIGHT, HANNAH.
  7907.  
  7908. 1683
  7909. 01:14:25,923 --> 01:14:27,890
  7910. GOOD NIGHT, JAMES.
  7911.  
  7912. 1684
  7913. 01:14:28,925 --> 01:14:30,660
  7914. OH, UH, HANNAH.
  7915.  
  7916. 1685
  7917. 01:14:34,964 --> 01:14:38,767
  7918. I'M... JAMES WILSON SINGER.
  7919.  
  7920. 1686
  7921. 01:14:40,135 --> 01:14:42,137
  7922. JAMES WILSON SINGER.
  7923.  
  7924. 1687
  7925. 01:14:44,139 --> 01:14:45,340
  7926. I LIKE THAT.
  7927.  
  7928. 1688
  7929. 01:14:47,409 --> 01:14:51,076
  7930. GOOD.
  7931. WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
  7932.  
  7933. 1689
  7934. 01:14:51,078 --> 01:14:53,347
  7935. I'M HANNAH GRACE MARTIN.
  7936.  
  7937. 1690
  7938. 01:14:55,082 --> 01:14:57,382
  7939. THAT FITS YOU.
  7940.  
  7941. 1691
  7942. 01:14:57,384 --> 01:14:59,418
  7943. KIND OF EMBODIES YOUR EYES
  7944.  
  7945. 1692
  7946. 01:14:59,420 --> 01:15:03,054
  7947. AND YOUR HAIR AND YOUR HANDS
  7948. ALL IN ONE SENTENCE.
  7949.  
  7950. 1693
  7951. 01:15:03,056 --> 01:15:05,724
  7952. IT'S... I DON'T KNOW,
  7953. LIKE A SONG.
  7954.  
  7955. 1694
  7956. 01:15:09,928 --> 01:15:11,362
  7957. GOOD NIGHT, JAMES.
  7958.  
  7959. 1695
  7960. 01:15:11,364 --> 01:15:14,933
  7961. GOOD NIGHT.
  7962. THANK YOU.
  7963.  
  7964. 1696
  7965. 01:15:20,838 --> 01:15:23,239
  7966. SO WHY CAN'T WE
  7967. LET THEM IN?
  7968.  
  7969. 1697
  7970. 01:15:23,241 --> 01:15:24,974
  7971. BECAUSE THEY WANT
  7972. TO KILL HIM.
  7973.  
  7974. 1698
  7975. 01:15:24,976 --> 01:15:26,375
  7976. YEAH, WE GOTTA
  7977. KEEP HIM ALIVE
  7978.  
  7979. 1699
  7980. 01:15:26,377 --> 01:15:28,477
  7981. SO HE CAN HELP US
  7982. FINISH THE APP
  7983.  
  7984. 1700
  7985. 01:15:28,479 --> 01:15:31,380
  7986. AND TEACH US HOW TO TAKE
  7987. OUR POWER BACK.
  7988.  
  7989. 1701
  7990. 01:15:31,382 --> 01:15:33,014
  7991. WELL, I GUESS
  7992. HE CAN SHOW US
  7993.  
  7994. 1702
  7995. 01:15:33,016 --> 01:15:34,449
  7996. HOW TO MAKE GUYS
  7997. TALK TO US
  7998.  
  7999. 1703
  8000. 01:15:34,451 --> 01:15:36,484
  8001. LIKE HE DID TO YOU.
  8002.  
  8003. 1704
  8004. 01:15:36,486 --> 01:15:39,454
  8005. YOU KNOW, THIS SORORITY IS FINALLY
  8006. TAKING ON A WORTHWHILE PROJECT,
  8007.  
  8008. 1705
  8009. 01:15:39,456 --> 01:15:41,924
  8010. AND I FOR ONE AM EXCITED.
  8011.  
  8012. 1706
  8013. 01:15:45,494 --> 01:15:48,495
  8014. STOP! STOP!
  8015. STOP! STOP! STOP!
  8016.  
  8017. 1707
  8018. 01:15:48,497 --> 01:15:50,963
  8019. THERE HE IS,
  8020. RIGHT THERE IN THE WINDOW.
  8021.  
  8022. 1708
  8023. 01:15:50,965 --> 01:15:52,232
  8024. COME ON. LET'S GO.
  8025.  
  8026. 1709
  8027. 01:15:52,234 --> 01:15:54,468
  8028. GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
  8029.  
  8030. 1710
  8031. 01:15:54,470 --> 01:15:56,269
  8032. [GRUNTING]
  8033.  
  8034. 1711
  8035. 01:15:56,271 --> 01:15:59,038
  8036. LET US IN.
  8037.  
  8038. 1712
  8039. 01:15:59,040 --> 01:16:01,006
  8040. HEY, HEY, HEY.
  8041.  
  8042. 1713
  8043. 01:16:01,008 --> 01:16:02,475
  8044. WHAT DO YOU WANT?
  8045.  
  8046. 1714
  8047. 01:16:02,477 --> 01:16:04,276
  8048. WE WANT JAMES.
  8049.  
  8050. 1715
  8051. 01:16:04,278 --> 01:16:05,844
  8052. BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM.
  8053.  
  8054. 1716
  8055. 01:16:05,846 --> 01:16:08,413
  8056. CAN YOU JUST LET US
  8057. INTO THE HOUSE? PLEASE?
  8058.  
  8059. 1717
  8060. 01:16:08,415 --> 01:16:10,315
  8061. NO, I CAN'T
  8062. AND IF YOU DON'T LEAVE,
  8063.  
  8064. 1718
  8065. 01:16:10,317 --> 01:16:11,949
  8066. I'M GONNA CALL
  8067. CAMPUS SECURITY.
  8068.  
  8069. 1719
  8070. 01:16:11,951 --> 01:16:14,319
  8071. OH, REALLY? WELL,
  8072. WE HAVE A KEY TO THIS SORORITY.
  8073.  
  8074. 1720
  8075. 01:16:14,321 --> 01:16:16,387
  8076. ONE OF YOU BIMBOS GAVE IT TO ME,
  8077. IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER.
  8078.  
  8079. 1721
  8080. 01:16:16,389 --> 01:16:18,923
  8081. WELL, THEN COME RIGHT IN,
  8082. SWEETHEART.
  8083.  
  8084. 1722
  8085. 01:16:18,925 --> 01:16:21,458
  8086. [WESLEY WHIMPERING]
  8087.  
  8088. 1723
  8089. 01:16:21,460 --> 01:16:24,528
  8090. YOU WANT HIM,
  8091. COME AND GET HIM.
  8092.  
  8093. 1724
  8094. 01:16:24,530 --> 01:16:28,531
  8095. YOU KNOW WHAT? W-WE GOT
  8096. THIS THING WITH THE STUFF.
  8097.  
  8098. 1725
  8099. 01:16:28,533 --> 01:16:30,266
  8100. SO WE'RE GONNA
  8101. JUST HEAD OUT,
  8102.  
  8103. 1726
  8104. 01:16:30,268 --> 01:16:32,502
  8105. BUT IT'S GOOD TO
  8106. SEE YOU.
  8107.  
  8108. 1727
  8109. 01:16:32,504 --> 01:16:35,237
  8110. YOU KNOW WHAT? IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GIRLS
  8111. COULD USE YOUR BEAUTY SLEEP ANYWAY.
  8112.  
  8113. 1728
  8114. 01:16:35,239 --> 01:16:36,872
  8115. SO WE'RE JUST GONNA...
  8116.  
  8117. 1729
  8118. 01:16:36,874 --> 01:16:38,874
  8119. YOU LOOK...
  8120. YOU LOOK GOOD.
  8121.  
  8122. 1730
  8123. 01:16:38,876 --> 01:16:40,242
  8124. - WESLEY!
  8125. - [SCREAMS]
  8126.  
  8127. 1731
  8128. 01:16:40,244 --> 01:16:42,010
  8129. OKAY, LADIES,
  8130.  
  8131. 1732
  8132. 01:16:42,012 --> 01:16:43,911
  8133. HOW ABOUT
  8134. WE JUST TALK THIS OUT
  8135.  
  8136. 1733
  8137. 01:16:43,913 --> 01:16:45,046
  8138. OVER BREAKFAST TOMORROW ON ME.
  8139.  
  8140. 1734
  8141. 01:16:45,048 --> 01:16:46,448
  8142. COFFEE AND BAGELS, LANCE?
  8143.  
  8144. 1735
  8145. 01:16:46,450 --> 01:16:48,449
  8146. HOW ABOUT A GIFT CARD
  8147. TO BAGEL BOYS.
  8148.  
  8149. 1736
  8150. 01:16:48,451 --> 01:16:49,850
  8151. [LANCE]
  8152. THEY'RE INSANE. RUN!
  8153.  
  8154. 1737
  8155. 01:16:49,852 --> 01:16:52,255
  8156. - [SCREAMING]
  8157. - DANIEL: DON'T TOUCH ME!
  8158.  
  8159. 1738
  8160. 01:16:54,557 --> 01:16:56,426
  8161. COFFEE AND BAGELS.
  8162.  
  8163. 1739
  8164. 01:17:01,163 --> 01:17:04,397
  8165. WHAT DID YOU SHOCK ME
  8166. LIKE THAT FOR?
  8167.  
  8168. 1740
  8169. 01:17:04,399 --> 01:17:06,234
  8170. INTERNAL BLEEDING.
  8171.  
  8172. 1741
  8173. 01:17:09,036 --> 01:17:11,537
  8174. LANCE,
  8175. THOSE FEMALES HATE YOU.
  8176.  
  8177. 1742
  8178. 01:17:11,539 --> 01:17:14,275
  8179. THEY HATE US. NOT ME.
  8180. WHAT IS THAT?
  8181.  
  8182. 1743
  8183. 01:17:17,345 --> 01:17:18,943
  8184. OKAY, WHAT THE EFF
  8185. HAPPENED BACK THERE?
  8186.  
  8187. 1744
  8188. 01:17:18,945 --> 01:17:21,112
  8189. I MEAN, WHAT WAS THAT?
  8190. WHAT WERE THEY DOING?
  8191.  
  8192. 1745
  8193. 01:17:21,114 --> 01:17:22,981
  8194. I DON'T KNOW.
  8195. WHY YOU LOOKING AT ME?
  8196.  
  8197. 1746
  8198. 01:17:22,983 --> 01:17:24,015
  8199. I DON'T KNOW.
  8200.  
  8201. 1747
  8202. 01:17:24,017 --> 01:17:25,416
  8203. I KNOW.
  8204.  
  8205. 1748
  8206. 01:17:25,418 --> 01:17:27,284
  8207. WHAT... WHAT?
  8208. HOW DO YOU KNOW?
  8209.  
  8210. 1749
  8211. 01:17:27,286 --> 01:17:29,186
  8212. BRO, IT'S OBVIOUS.
  8213. OKAY?
  8214.  
  8215. 1750
  8216. 01:17:29,188 --> 01:17:31,154
  8217. ONE, ALL THE HOOKUP APPS
  8218. ARE DOWN.
  8219.  
  8220. 1751
  8221. 01:17:31,156 --> 01:17:33,390
  8222. TWO, JAMES IS NOW LIVING
  8223. IN A SORORITY HOUSE.
  8224.  
  8225. 1752
  8226. 01:17:33,392 --> 01:17:34,924
  8227. JUST PUT THEM TOGETHER.
  8228.  
  8229. 1753
  8230. 01:17:34,926 --> 01:17:36,493
  8231. YOU THINK THOSE
  8232. ARE ACTUALLY CONNECTED HERE?
  8233.  
  8234. 1754
  8235. 01:17:36,495 --> 01:17:38,261
  8236. OF COURSE.
  8237.  
  8238. 1755
  8239. 01:17:38,263 --> 01:17:40,096
  8240. OH, YEAH,
  8241. THERE'S A CONNECTION.
  8242.  
  8243. 1756
  8244. 01:17:40,098 --> 01:17:42,231
  8245. HE'S GOT ALL THE CHICKS,
  8246. AND WE DON'T.
  8247.  
  8248. 1757
  8249. 01:17:42,233 --> 01:17:44,267
  8250. WHAT IF HE'S JUST,
  8251. YOU KNOW,
  8252.  
  8253. 1758
  8254. 01:17:44,269 --> 01:17:46,402
  8255. WORKING ON SOMETHING
  8256. FOR US.
  8257.  
  8258. 1759
  8259. 01:17:46,404 --> 01:17:49,104
  8260. HE'S A GENIUS. THIS COULD BE SOMETHING
  8261. BIGGER AND BETTER FOR ALL OF US.
  8262.  
  8263. 1760
  8264. 01:17:49,106 --> 01:17:50,305
  8265. THAT'S STUPID, LANCE.
  8266. STUPID.
  8267.  
  8268. 1761
  8269. 01:17:50,307 --> 01:17:51,973
  8270. HE WANTS
  8271. ALL THE GIRLS TO HIMSELF.
  8272.  
  8273. 1762
  8274. 01:17:51,975 --> 01:17:53,441
  8275. HE'S GREEDY LIKE THAT.
  8276.  
  8277. 1763
  8278. 01:17:53,443 --> 01:17:55,477
  8279. OH, MY GOD.
  8280. THEY, LIKE, LOVE HIM.
  8281.  
  8282. 1764
  8283. 01:17:55,479 --> 01:17:57,044
  8284. I KNOW. DID YOU SEE
  8285. THE WAY THAT THEY
  8286.  
  8287. 1765
  8288. 01:17:57,046 --> 01:17:59,346
  8289. THREW THOSE WEAPONS OUT
  8290. JUST TO DEFEND HIM?
  8291.  
  8292. 1766
  8293. 01:17:59,348 --> 01:18:00,948
  8294. BRO, THOSE WEAPONS
  8295. WERE TO KILL US.
  8296.  
  8297. 1767
  8298. 01:18:00,950 --> 01:18:04,018
  8299. THAT HAIR BRUSH
  8300. WAS TO BEAT US, MAIM US.
  8301.  
  8302. 1768
  8303. 01:18:04,020 --> 01:18:06,919
  8304. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, I THINK
  8305. THOSE ARE THE SAME THING.
  8306.  
  8307. 1769
  8308. 01:18:06,921 --> 01:18:11,157
  8309. OKAY, LOOK.
  8310. WE NEED A NEW PLAN, OBVIOUSLY.
  8311.  
  8312. 1770
  8313. 01:18:11,159 --> 01:18:12,492
  8314. - FIGURE ONE OUT...
  8315. - SHH.
  8316.  
  8317. 1771
  8318. 01:18:12,494 --> 01:18:14,527
  8319. NO. NO, NO, NO,
  8320. YOU'RE DONE WITH THAT, OKAY?
  8321.  
  8322. 1772
  8323. 01:18:14,529 --> 01:18:16,362
  8324. JAMES IS NOW LIVING
  8325. IN THE SORORITY HOUSE.
  8326.  
  8327. 1773
  8328. 01:18:16,364 --> 01:18:17,563
  8329. WE CALL THEM
  8330. SORORITY SISTERS.
  8331.  
  8332. 1774
  8333. 01:18:17,565 --> 01:18:19,299
  8334. THEY'RE ALL OF
  8335. THE TEAM CAPTAINS.
  8336.  
  8337. 1775
  8338. 01:18:19,301 --> 01:18:20,866
  8339. ALL BY HIMSELF.
  8340.  
  8341. 1776
  8342. 01:18:20,868 --> 01:18:23,435
  8343. HE'S IN THERE
  8344. WITH ALL OF THEM BY HIMSELF.
  8345.  
  8346. 1777
  8347. 01:18:23,437 --> 01:18:25,971
  8348. AND GUESS WHERE WE ARE?
  8349. WE'RE OUT HERE.
  8350.  
  8351. 1778
  8352. 01:18:25,973 --> 01:18:27,406
  8353. AS A RESULT OF YOUR PLAN,
  8354. LANCE,
  8355.  
  8356. 1779
  8357. 01:18:27,408 --> 01:18:30,910
  8358. WE'RE IN ICE.
  8359. FRIGID COLD. OKAY?
  8360.  
  8361. 1780
  8362. 01:18:33,346 --> 01:18:35,513
  8363. WE WILL MAKE A NEW PLAN,
  8364. OKAY?
  8365.  
  8366. 1781
  8367. 01:18:35,515 --> 01:18:36,547
  8368. - FINE.
  8369. - GOT IT.
  8370.  
  8371. 1782
  8372. 01:18:36,549 --> 01:18:38,449
  8373. - I HAVE AN IDEA.
  8374. - LET'S GO.
  8375.  
  8376. 1783
  8377. 01:18:38,451 --> 01:18:41,086
  8378. IT'S GONNA INVOLVE TWO CATS,
  8379. A PARACHUTE, AND A PLANE.
  8380.  
  8381. 1784
  8382. 01:18:43,488 --> 01:18:45,188
  8383. [LANCE] GOD, MELODY HASN'T
  8384. TEXTED ME BACK SINCE...
  8385.  
  8386. 1785
  8387. 01:18:45,190 --> 01:18:47,457
  8388. [WESLEY]
  8389. NO ONE CARES. JUST STOP.
  8390.  
  8391. 1786
  8392. 01:18:47,459 --> 01:18:48,491
  8393. HEY, RACHEL.
  8394.  
  8395. 1787
  8396. 01:18:48,493 --> 01:18:50,327
  8397. SO WE STILL DOWN FOR TONIGHT?
  8398.  
  8399. 1788
  8400. 01:18:50,329 --> 01:18:51,661
  8401. IF YOU WANNA SEE ME,
  8402. WESLEY,
  8403.  
  8404. 1789
  8405. 01:18:51,663 --> 01:18:53,295
  8406. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
  8407. TO ASK ME OUT
  8408.  
  8409. 1790
  8410. 01:18:53,297 --> 01:18:55,331
  8411. ONE WEEK IN ADVANCE
  8412. AND TAKE ME OUT TO DINNER
  8413.  
  8414. 1791
  8415. 01:18:55,333 --> 01:18:57,132
  8416. SO WE CAN TALK AND GET TO
  8417. KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER.
  8418.  
  8419. 1792
  8420. 01:18:57,134 --> 01:18:59,234
  8421. - WHAT?!
  8422. - LAUREN, WE STILL ON FOR TONIGHT?
  8423.  
  8424. 1793
  8425. 01:18:59,236 --> 01:19:02,136
  8426. - FOR WHAT?
  8427. - FOR WHAT? YOU KNOW FOR WHAT. COME ON NOW.
  8428.  
  8429. 1794
  8430. 01:19:02,138 --> 01:19:04,906
  8431. THE FRIENDS-WITH-BENEFITS PROGRAM
  8432. HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN DISCONTINUED.
  8433.  
  8434. 1795
  8435. 01:19:04,908 --> 01:19:07,375
  8436. TRY FLATTERY.
  8437. THAT'S ON WOMEN SINCE EVE.
  8438.  
  8439. 1796
  8440. 01:19:07,377 --> 01:19:10,010
  8441. YOU LOOK SO NICE, RACHEL.
  8442.  
  8443. 1797
  8444. 01:19:10,012 --> 01:19:12,179
  8445. WHAT DID I TELL YOU, LAUREN.
  8446. BOTOX HELPS.
  8447.  
  8448. 1798
  8449. 01:19:12,181 --> 01:19:14,247
  8450. NOW I SEE YOU FINALLY LOST
  8451. THOSE FIVE POUNDS
  8452.  
  8453. 1799
  8454. 01:19:14,249 --> 01:19:15,382
  8455. YOU WERE SO WORRIED ABOUT,
  8456. MELODY.
  8457.  
  8458. 1800
  8459. 01:19:15,384 --> 01:19:17,918
  8460. WHAT?
  8461. IT'S A COMPLEMENT.
  8462.  
  8463. 1801
  8464. 01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:19,486
  8465. NO, IT WASN'T.
  8466. MINE WAS.
  8467.  
  8468. 1802
  8469. 01:19:19,488 --> 01:19:21,488
  8470. WE JUST... WE NEED TO FORGET
  8471. ABOUT WOMEN FOR A WHILE
  8472.  
  8473. 1803
  8474. 01:19:21,490 --> 01:19:25,257
  8475. BECAUSE MY GRADE IN CS
  8476. DEPENDS HIGHLY ON THIS APP.
  8477.  
  8478. 1804
  8479. 01:19:25,259 --> 01:19:28,327
  8480. OKAY, JUST TELL THEM THAT
  8481. YOU'RE WORKING ON AN UPDATE.
  8482.  
  8483. 1805
  8484. 01:19:28,329 --> 01:19:29,662
  8485. "JUNGLE" 2.0.
  8486.  
  8487. 1806
  8488. 01:19:29,664 --> 01:19:33,231
  8489. OKAY.
  8490.  
  8491. 1807
  8492. 01:19:33,233 --> 01:19:35,567
  8493. NICE, JAMES.
  8494. GOOD.
  8495.  
  8496. 1808
  8497. 01:19:35,569 --> 01:19:39,504
  8498. HEY, LANCE, WHAT'S GOING ON
  8499. WITH "JUNGLE"?
  8500.  
  8501. 1809
  8502. 01:19:39,506 --> 01:19:44,108
  8503. UM, UH...
  8504.  
  8505. 1810
  8506. 01:19:44,110 --> 01:19:46,110
  8507. WE'RE WORKING
  8508. ON AN UPDATE RIGHT NOW,
  8509.  
  8510. 1811
  8511. 01:19:46,112 --> 01:19:47,978
  8512. AND THE NEW AND IMPROVED
  8513. VERSION OF "JUNGLE"
  8514.  
  8515. 1812
  8516. 01:19:47,980 --> 01:19:49,413
  8517. WILL BE RELEASED
  8518. AS SOON AS IT'S DONE.
  8519.  
  8520. 1813
  8521. 01:19:49,415 --> 01:19:51,515
  8522. WHY DON'T YOU JUST
  8523. SHARE WITH THE CLASS
  8524.  
  8525. 1814
  8526. 01:19:51,517 --> 01:19:53,484
  8527. THE WORKFLOW PROCESS
  8528. IT TAKES
  8529.  
  8530. 1815
  8531. 01:19:53,486 --> 01:19:55,485
  8532. TO DEBUG AND DEVELOP
  8533. AN UPDATE?
  8534.  
  8535. 1816
  8536. 01:19:55,487 --> 01:19:56,620
  8537. THE ONLY THING IS THAT...
  8538.  
  8539. 1817
  8540. 01:19:56,622 --> 01:19:58,388
  8541. SPEAK UP, LANCE.
  8542.  
  8543. 1818
  8544. 01:19:58,390 --> 01:20:02,057
  8545. THE REST OF THE CLASS
  8546. WANTS TO TAKE DETAILED NOTES.
  8547.  
  8548. 1819
  8549. 01:20:02,059 --> 01:20:06,629
  8550. WELL, THAT WOULD BE IN VIOLATION
  8551. OF THE NDA THAT WE AGREED.
  8552.  
  8553. 1820
  8554. 01:20:06,631 --> 01:20:08,263
  8555. I EXPECT BY THE END OF TODAY
  8556.  
  8557. 1821
  8558. 01:20:08,265 --> 01:20:10,065
  8559. TO HAVE A FULL-PAGE OUTLINE
  8560.  
  8561. 1822
  8562. 01:20:10,067 --> 01:20:11,600
  8563. OF YOUR WORKFLOW PROCESS.
  8564. ALL RIGHT?
  8565.  
  8566. 1823
  8567. 01:20:11,602 --> 01:20:14,569
  8568. WAIT, AND SORRY.
  8569. I FORGET.
  8570.  
  8571. 1824
  8572. 01:20:14,571 --> 01:20:17,271
  8573. DID YOU TELL ME THAT NASA
  8574. COMMISSIONED "JUNGLE"?
  8575.  
  8576. 1825
  8577. 01:20:17,273 --> 01:20:19,206
  8578. MM-HMM, YEAH,
  8579. THAT'S RIGHT.
  8580.  
  8581. 1826
  8582. 01:20:19,208 --> 01:20:21,108
  8583. YOUR NEXT ASSIGNMENT
  8584. WILL PROBABLY BE WHAT,
  8585.  
  8586. 1827
  8587. 01:20:21,110 --> 01:20:23,945
  8588. STUDYING THE MATING RITUALS
  8589. ON MARS?
  8590.  
  8591. 1828
  8592. 01:20:25,748 --> 01:20:29,017
  8593. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY, CLASS.
  8594. HAVE A GOOD ONE.
  8595.  
  8596. 1829
  8597. 01:20:41,562 --> 01:20:43,162
  8598. THERE THEY ARE.
  8599.  
  8600. 1830
  8601. 01:20:43,164 --> 01:20:45,397
  8602. I THINK WE SHOULD
  8603. CALL A PRESS CONFERENCE.
  8604.  
  8605. 1831
  8606. 01:20:45,399 --> 01:20:48,099
  8607. - WHAT?
  8608. - YEAH.
  8609.  
  8610. 1832
  8611. 01:20:48,101 --> 01:20:51,102
  8612. TELL THE WORLD
  8613. WHO REALLY CREATED "JUNGLE."
  8614.  
  8615. 1833
  8616. 01:20:51,104 --> 01:20:53,504
  8617. SMART. SMART.
  8618.  
  8619. 1834
  8620. 01:20:53,506 --> 01:20:55,005
  8621. HEY. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
  8622. POPS,
  8623.  
  8624. 1835
  8625. 01:20:55,007 --> 01:20:58,508
  8626. WHAT'S THE NUMBER
  8627. TO YOUR PUBLICIST?
  8628.  
  8629. 1836
  8630. 01:20:58,510 --> 01:21:00,446
  8631. I GOT SOME ROCKIN' NEWS
  8632. I WANNA TELL THEM.
  8633.  
  8634. 1837
  8635. 01:21:02,381 --> 01:21:05,515
  8636. YEAH, OKAY, PRE-MED'S FINE.
  8637. THANKS FOR ASKING.
  8638.  
  8639. 1838
  8640. 01:21:05,517 --> 01:21:08,986
  8641. ALL RIGHT. I LOVE YOU. JUST
  8642. TEXT ME THE NUMBER. YEAH. BYE.
  8643.  
  8644. 1839
  8645. 01:21:11,722 --> 01:21:14,089
  8646. HE HAS TO TAKE ME
  8647. TO MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT.
  8648.  
  8649. 1840
  8650. 01:21:14,091 --> 01:21:16,258
  8651. AND NOT ASK ME FOR MY CREDIT
  8652. CARD SO I CAN PAY FOR IT.
  8653.  
  8654. 1841
  8655. 01:21:16,260 --> 01:21:19,327
  8656. AND NOT ASK THE WAITRESS
  8657. FOR HER NUMBER IN FRONT OF ME.
  8658.  
  8659. 1842
  8660. 01:21:19,329 --> 01:21:21,031
  8661. SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA
  8662. CALL THE APP, JAMES?
  8663.  
  8664. 1843
  8665. 01:21:23,467 --> 01:21:25,133
  8666. WHAT DO YOU GIRLS THINK
  8667. OF "EVE"?
  8668.  
  8669. 1844
  8670. 01:21:25,135 --> 01:21:27,970
  8671. EVE.
  8672. THE FIRST WOMAN.
  8673.  
  8674. 1845
  8675. 01:21:29,606 --> 01:21:35,476
  8676. HANNAH, WHAT DOES A GUY HAVE
  8677. TO DO TO EARN YOUR TRUST?
  8678.  
  8679. 1846
  8680. 01:21:35,478 --> 01:21:39,278
  8681. A GUY SHOULD BE HONEST.
  8682.  
  8683. 1847
  8684. 01:21:39,280 --> 01:21:42,215
  8685. IF HE'S A LIAR,
  8686. THAT'S A DEAL BREAKER.
  8687.  
  8688. 1848
  8689. 01:21:42,217 --> 01:21:43,716
  8690. HE SHOULD TELL ME THE TRUTH
  8691.  
  8692. 1849
  8693. 01:21:43,718 --> 01:21:46,452
  8694. REGARDLESS OF WHETHER IT
  8695. WILL HURT MY FEELINGS OR NOT.
  8696.  
  8697. 1850
  8698. 01:21:46,454 --> 01:21:48,821
  8699. ISN'T THAT A LITTLE UNREALISTIC,
  8700. THOUGH, HANNAH?
  8701.  
  8702. 1851
  8703. 01:21:48,823 --> 01:21:51,724
  8704. OKAY, CLEARLY WE UNDERESTIMATED
  8705. JAMES HERE, LIKE, BIG TIME.
  8706.  
  8707. 1852
  8708. 01:21:51,726 --> 01:21:53,792
  8709. NO, IT'S CLEAR
  8710. THAT JAMES IS A DICK
  8711.  
  8712. 1853
  8713. 01:21:53,794 --> 01:21:55,529
  8714. AND A BACKSTABBER.
  8715.  
  8716. 1854
  8717. 01:21:59,833 --> 01:22:02,500
  8718. WHAT DO YOU THINK
  8719. MAKES HIM TICK?
  8720.  
  8721. 1855
  8722. 01:22:02,502 --> 01:22:06,570
  8723. - UM, THAT NERDY CHICK, FOUR-EYES...
  8724. - HANNAH.
  8725.  
  8726. 1856
  8727. 01:22:06,572 --> 01:22:07,671
  8728. YEAH, YEAH, HANNAH.
  8729.  
  8730. 1857
  8731. 01:22:07,673 --> 01:22:09,172
  8732. WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT HER?
  8733.  
  8734. 1858
  8735. 01:22:09,174 --> 01:22:10,841
  8736. WELL, HER FULL NAME'S
  8737. HANNAH MARTIN,
  8738.  
  8739. 1859
  8740. 01:22:10,843 --> 01:22:14,143
  8741. AND SHE KEEPS A LOW PROFILE.
  8742.  
  8743. 1860
  8744. 01:22:14,145 --> 01:22:16,112
  8745. NO, SHE KEEPS A "NO" PROFILE.
  8746.  
  8747. 1861
  8748. 01:22:16,114 --> 01:22:17,814
  8749. SHE'S NOT ON ANY
  8750. OF THE DATING APPS.
  8751.  
  8752. 1862
  8753. 01:22:17,816 --> 01:22:19,248
  8754. NO, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
  8755.  
  8756. 1863
  8757. 01:22:19,250 --> 01:22:21,216
  8758. NO, NO, NO,
  8759. IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE.
  8760.  
  8761. 1864
  8762. 01:22:21,218 --> 01:22:22,551
  8763. IT'S VERY POSSIBLE.
  8764.  
  8765. 1865
  8766. 01:22:22,553 --> 01:22:24,255
  8767. SHE'S OFF THE GRID.
  8768.  
  8769. 1866
  8770. 01:22:29,192 --> 01:22:31,392
  8771. [PHONE CHIRPING]
  8772.  
  8773. 1867
  8774. 01:22:31,394 --> 01:22:32,861
  8775. OKAY, LADIES,
  8776.  
  8777. 1868
  8778. 01:22:32,863 --> 01:22:34,629
  8779. EVERYONE TURN OFF
  8780. THEIR CELL PHONES,
  8781.  
  8782. 1869
  8783. 01:22:34,631 --> 01:22:36,497
  8784. THEIR TABLETS,
  8785. AND THEIR LAPTOPS.
  8786.  
  8787. 1870
  8788. 01:22:36,499 --> 01:22:39,233
  8789. WE'RE GONNA TRY
  8790. OUR VERY BEST TO CONCENTRATE...
  8791.  
  8792. 1871
  8793. 01:22:39,235 --> 01:22:42,369
  8794. - [PHONE DINGS]
  8795. - ...ON JAMES
  8796.  
  8797. 1872
  8798. 01:22:42,371 --> 01:22:44,604
  8799. BECAUSE HE HAS SOMETHING'S
  8800. VERY IMPORTANT TO TELL US.
  8801.  
  8802. 1873
  8803. 01:22:44,606 --> 01:22:46,139
  8804. HE'S BEEN STUDYING US
  8805.  
  8806. 1874
  8807. 01:22:46,141 --> 01:22:47,807
  8808. AND LISTENING
  8809. TO WHAT WE WANT FROM MEN,
  8810.  
  8811. 1875
  8812. 01:22:47,809 --> 01:22:50,243
  8813. AND HE'S
  8814. ABOUT TO REVEAL TO US
  8815.  
  8816. 1876
  8817. 01:22:50,245 --> 01:22:52,512
  8818. TO ULTIMATE APP.
  8819.  
  8820. 1877
  8821. 01:22:52,514 --> 01:22:53,813
  8822. WHERE'S HANNAH?
  8823.  
  8824. 1878
  8825. 01:22:53,815 --> 01:22:55,347
  8826. SHE SAID SHE'S GONNA BE LATE,
  8827.  
  8828. 1879
  8829. 01:22:55,349 --> 01:22:57,316
  8830. SO WE CAN GO AHEAD
  8831. AND START WITHOUT HER.
  8832.  
  8833. 1880
  8834. 01:22:57,318 --> 01:22:59,385
  8835. OKAY.
  8836.  
  8837. 1881
  8838. 01:22:59,387 --> 01:23:04,723
  8839. LADIES, IT'S BEEN A REAL EYE-OPENER
  8840. LIVING WITH YOU ALL THESE DAYS.
  8841.  
  8842. 1882
  8843. 01:23:04,725 --> 01:23:07,859
  8844. AND I THINK IF FINALLY DISCOVERED
  8845. THE ULTIMATE DATING APP,
  8846.  
  8847. 1883
  8848. 01:23:07,861 --> 01:23:09,794
  8849. AND I'D LIKE TO PRESENT IT
  8850. TO YOU RIGHT NOW.
  8851.  
  8852. 1884
  8853. 01:23:09,796 --> 01:23:13,297
  8854. NEWS FLASH,
  8855. THE HOOKUP APPS ARE BACK UP.
  8856.  
  8857. 1885
  8858. 01:23:13,299 --> 01:23:16,834
  8859. - GET OFF OF ME.
  8860. - YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO HAVE YOUR PHONE ON.
  8861.  
  8862. 1886
  8863. 01:23:16,836 --> 01:23:18,335
  8864. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
  8865.  
  8866. 1887
  8867. 01:23:18,337 --> 01:23:19,670
  8868. WE'RE GONNA LISTEN TO JAMES
  8869.  
  8870. 1888
  8871. 01:23:19,672 --> 01:23:21,607
  8872. AND DECIDE
  8873. WHICH APP IS BETTER.
  8874.  
  8875. 1889
  8876. 01:23:25,844 --> 01:23:29,345
  8877. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
  8878.  
  8879. 1890
  8880. 01:23:29,347 --> 01:23:31,581
  8881. YOU ARE THE APP.
  8882.  
  8883. 1891
  8884. 01:23:31,583 --> 01:23:36,217
  8885. LOOK, I KNOW ALGORITHMS.
  8886. I KNOW BIOLOGY.
  8887.  
  8888. 1892
  8889. 01:23:36,219 --> 01:23:38,853
  8890. BUT THERE'S NOTHING
  8891. THAT I CAN CODE, INVENT,
  8892.  
  8893. 1893
  8894. 01:23:38,855 --> 01:23:41,656
  8895. OR CREATE
  8896.  
  8897. 1894
  8898. 01:23:41,658 --> 01:23:45,259
  8899. THAT EQUALS WHAT GOD HAS
  8900. ALREADY CREATED INSIDE OF YOU.
  8901.  
  8902. 1895
  8903. 01:23:45,261 --> 01:23:47,896
  8904. JAMES, THE GUYS DECIDE
  8905. WHICH APPS RULE.
  8906.  
  8907. 1896
  8908. 01:23:47,898 --> 01:23:50,864
  8909. NO, SEE,
  8910. THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG.
  8911.  
  8912. 1897
  8913. 01:23:50,866 --> 01:23:52,566
  8914. YOU DECIDE.
  8915.  
  8916. 1898
  8917. 01:23:52,568 --> 01:23:54,367
  8918. IF NONE OF THE GIRLS
  8919. ARE ON THE APPS,
  8920.  
  8921. 1899
  8922. 01:23:54,369 --> 01:23:56,937
  8923. WHERE ARE THE GUYS GONNA GO?
  8924.  
  8925. 1900
  8926. 01:23:56,939 --> 01:23:58,939
  8927. GIRLS, YOU HAVE THE POWER.
  8928.  
  8929. 1901
  8930. 01:23:58,941 --> 01:24:01,541
  8931. DON'T GIVE THAT UP.
  8932.  
  8933. 1902
  8934. 01:24:01,543 --> 01:24:04,309
  8935. IT'S LIKE FIFTH-WAVE FEMINISM.
  8936.  
  8937. 1903
  8938. 01:24:04,311 --> 01:24:06,511
  8939. I LIKE IT.
  8940.  
  8941. 1904
  8942. 01:24:06,513 --> 01:24:08,881
  8943. [JUSTIN]
  8944. TIFFANY MOVED OUT.
  8945.  
  8946. 1905
  8947. 01:24:08,883 --> 01:24:11,483
  8948. I ASKED HER TO MOVE OUT.
  8949.  
  8950. 1906
  8951. 01:24:11,485 --> 01:24:13,785
  8952. MAN, SEEING YOU
  8953. ON THAT DATE,
  8954.  
  8955. 1907
  8956. 01:24:13,787 --> 01:24:16,454
  8957. IT JUST...
  8958. IT JUST DID SOMETHING TO ME.
  8959.  
  8960. 1908
  8961. 01:24:16,456 --> 01:24:17,689
  8962. OKAY, YOU SPIED ON ME?
  8963.  
  8964. 1909
  8965. 01:24:17,691 --> 01:24:19,657
  8966. I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
  8967.  
  8968. 1910
  8969. 01:24:19,659 --> 01:24:22,960
  8970. YEAH, LISTEN.
  8971. CAN'T WE START FRESH?
  8972.  
  8973. 1911
  8974. 01:24:22,962 --> 01:24:25,563
  8975. [MAN ON RADIO] NOW FOR SOME
  8976. NEWS FROM OUR TECH BUREAU....
  8977.  
  8978. 1912
  8979. 01:24:25,565 --> 01:24:27,598
  8980. TAKE YOU
  8981. ON A SECOND HONEYMOON.
  8982.  
  8983. 1913
  8984. 01:24:27,600 --> 01:24:31,735
  8985. I PROMISE YOU I WILL MAKE IT UP
  8986. TO YOU THE REST OF MY LIFE.
  8987.  
  8988. 1914
  8989. 01:24:31,737 --> 01:24:34,971
  8990. - YEAH, YOU WILL.
  8991. - ...COLLEGE FRESHMAN NAMED JAMES SINGER.
  8992.  
  8993. 1915
  8994. 01:24:34,973 --> 01:24:37,473
  8995. THE REPORT ALSO STATES
  8996. THAT JAMES SINGER...
  8997.  
  8998. 1916
  8999. 01:24:37,475 --> 01:24:39,909
  9000. WHAT IS THAT?
  9001. IS THAT YOUR RADIO?
  9002.  
  9003. 1917
  9004. 01:24:39,911 --> 01:24:44,446
  9005. WHAT, "JUNGLE"?
  9006. WHAT THE...
  9007.  
  9008. 1918
  9009. 01:24:44,448 --> 01:24:47,950
  9010. [MAN ON RADIO] ...I WANT YOU TO KNOW
  9011. THAT YOU REALLY HURT MY SOCIAL LIFE TOO.
  9012.  
  9013. 1919
  9014. 01:24:47,952 --> 01:24:50,284
  9015. I KNEW HE WAS MY BOY.
  9016. WHO NEEDS A PATERNITY TEST?
  9017.  
  9018. 1920
  9019. 01:24:50,286 --> 01:24:52,587
  9020. IN BASKETBALL, THE COURTS
  9021. WERE BUSY LAST NIGHT...
  9022.  
  9023. 1921
  9024. 01:24:52,589 --> 01:24:54,455
  9025. DID YOU SEE THAT?
  9026.  
  9027. 1922
  9028. 01:24:54,457 --> 01:24:56,658
  9029. WAIT A MINUTE.
  9030. I'M CONFUSED.
  9031.  
  9032. 1923
  9033. 01:24:56,660 --> 01:24:58,492
  9034. DID JAMES MAKE THE APP?
  9035.  
  9036. 1924
  9037. 01:24:58,494 --> 01:25:00,895
  9038. OR DID HE TAKE DOWN
  9039. THE APPS?
  9040.  
  9041. 1925
  9042. 01:25:00,897 --> 01:25:03,830
  9043. BOTH.
  9044. HE'S A GENIUS.
  9045.  
  9046. 1926
  9047. 01:25:03,832 --> 01:25:08,436
  9048. THEY SAY THAT GENIUS MANIFESTS
  9049. ITSELF EVERY OTHER GENERATION.
  9050.  
  9051. 1927
  9052. 01:25:10,438 --> 01:25:11,771
  9053. WHAT?
  9054.  
  9055. 1928
  9056. 01:25:11,773 --> 01:25:14,473
  9057. YOUR BROTHER
  9058. INVENTED "JUNGLE"?
  9059.  
  9060. 1929
  9061. 01:25:14,475 --> 01:25:16,575
  9062. HE'S WAY COOL.
  9063.  
  9064. 1930
  9065. 01:25:16,577 --> 01:25:17,643
  9066. I KNOW.
  9067.  
  9068. 1931
  9069. 01:25:17,645 --> 01:25:21,947
  9070. JAMES SINGER.
  9071.  
  9072. 1932
  9073. 01:25:21,949 --> 01:25:23,817
  9074. I KNEW IT.
  9075.  
  9076. 1933
  9077. 01:25:25,619 --> 01:25:27,819
  9078. IS HE THE CRAZY KID
  9079. WHO KEPT CALLING ME?
  9080.  
  9081. 1934
  9082. 01:25:27,821 --> 01:25:29,621
  9083. [WOMAN]
  9084. WAY TO GO, JAMES.
  9085.  
  9086. 1935
  9087. 01:25:29,623 --> 01:25:31,923
  9088. THINK WE NEED TO MAKE
  9089. A DETOUR TO SEE THIS GUY.
  9090.  
  9091. 1936
  9092. 01:25:31,925 --> 01:25:33,791
  9093. HEY, HANNAH,
  9094. YOU GOT A SECOND?
  9095.  
  9096. 1937
  9097. 01:25:33,793 --> 01:25:35,726
  9098. NO, ROB,
  9099. I'M LATE TO A MEETING.
  9100.  
  9101. 1938
  9102. 01:25:35,728 --> 01:25:38,662
  9103. - WE NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT.
  9104. - WHAT?
  9105.  
  9106. 1939
  9107. 01:25:38,664 --> 01:25:41,665
  9108. - IT'S ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND.
  9109. - I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
  9110.  
  9111. 1940
  9112. 01:25:41,667 --> 01:25:44,600
  9113. DID YOU EVER SET UP
  9114. AN ACCOUNT ON "JUNGLE"?
  9115.  
  9116. 1941
  9117. 01:25:44,602 --> 01:25:45,968
  9118. - NO.
  9119. - WHY NOT?
  9120.  
  9121. 1942
  9122. 01:25:45,970 --> 01:25:47,470
  9123. BECAUSE IT'S DISGUSTING.
  9124.  
  9125. 1943
  9126. 01:25:47,472 --> 01:25:48,905
  9127. OH, I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU.
  9128.  
  9129. 1944
  9130. 01:25:48,907 --> 01:25:51,273
  9131. A REAL PERV
  9132. MUST'VE DREAMT THAT UP.
  9133.  
  9134. 1945
  9135. 01:25:51,275 --> 01:25:53,275
  9136. YEAH, LANCE DREAMT IT UP.
  9137.  
  9138. 1946
  9139. 01:25:53,277 --> 01:25:55,644
  9140. WHOA, OKAY, YOU ACTUALLY
  9141. THINK THAT I HAVE THE SKILLS
  9142.  
  9143. 1947
  9144. 01:25:55,646 --> 01:25:57,479
  9145. TO CREATE AN APP
  9146. LIKE JUNGLE?
  9147.  
  9148. 1948
  9149. 01:25:57,481 --> 01:25:58,914
  9150. I DON'T THINK
  9151. YOU HAVE THE SKILLS
  9152.  
  9153. 1949
  9154. 01:25:58,916 --> 01:26:00,649
  9155. TO OPEN A BAG
  9156. OF POTATO CHIPS
  9157.  
  9158. 1950
  9159. 01:26:00,651 --> 01:26:02,450
  9160. WITHOUT FRICK AND FRACK HERE
  9161. ASSISTING YOU.
  9162.  
  9163. 1951
  9164. 01:26:02,452 --> 01:26:03,785
  9165. HONEY.
  9166.  
  9167. 1952
  9168. 01:26:03,787 --> 01:26:05,020
  9169. IT'S HANNAH.
  9170.  
  9171. 1953
  9172. 01:26:05,022 --> 01:26:08,558
  9173. HANNAH, JAMES DEVELOPED
  9174. "JUNGLE."
  9175.  
  9176. 1954
  9177. 01:26:10,860 --> 01:26:11,992
  9178. NO, HE DIDN'T.
  9179.  
  9180. 1955
  9181. 01:26:11,994 --> 01:26:14,594
  9182. EXCEPT THAT HE DID.
  9183.  
  9184. 1956
  9185. 01:26:14,596 --> 01:26:15,628
  9186. - SO...
  9187. - WHATEVER.
  9188.  
  9189. 1957
  9190. 01:26:15,630 --> 01:26:17,866
  9191. - COME ON.
  9192. - PEACE.
  9193.  
  9194. 1958
  9195. 01:26:28,609 --> 01:26:31,844
  9196. [WOMAN] COME ON, HANNAH.
  9197. JAMES IS EXPLAINING THE APP.
  9198.  
  9199. 1959
  9200. 01:26:31,846 --> 01:26:33,645
  9201. HANNAH, WHAT'S WRONG?
  9202.  
  9203. 1960
  9204. 01:26:33,647 --> 01:26:36,048
  9205. JAMES, ARE YOU THE CREATOR
  9206. OF "JUNGLE"?
  9207.  
  9208. 1961
  9209. 01:26:36,050 --> 01:26:39,584
  9210. - NO.
  9211. - I'M SO RELIEVED.
  9212.  
  9213. 1962
  9214. 01:26:39,586 --> 01:26:41,085
  9215. I'M THE CODER OF "JUNGLE."
  9216.  
  9217. 1963
  9218. 01:26:41,087 --> 01:26:43,054
  9219. - WHAT?
  9220. - THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE.
  9221.  
  9222. 1964
  9223. 01:26:43,056 --> 01:26:45,489
  9224. - ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
  9225. - YOU'VE BEEN STAYING AT OUR PLACE!
  9226.  
  9227. 1965
  9228. 01:26:45,491 --> 01:26:48,925
  9229. YOU HELPED LANCE
  9230. MAKE "JUNGLE"?
  9231.  
  9232. 1966
  9233. 01:26:48,927 --> 01:26:50,927
  9234. HANNAH, IT'S NOT
  9235. LIKE THAT.
  9236.  
  9237. 1967
  9238. 01:26:50,929 --> 01:26:53,930
  9239. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WHO CARES,
  9240. GUYS? HE'S HELPING US NOW.
  9241.  
  9242. 1968
  9243. 01:26:53,932 --> 01:26:55,766
  9244. - THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.
  9245. - [WOMAN] I AGREE.
  9246.  
  9247. 1969
  9248. 01:26:55,768 --> 01:26:57,433
  9249. I'M GONNA HELP YOU
  9250. BUILD AN APP
  9251.  
  9252. 1970
  9253. 01:26:57,435 --> 01:27:00,536
  9254. BASED ON EVERYTHING YOU GUYS
  9255. TOLD ME YOU WANTED.
  9256.  
  9257. 1971
  9258. 01:27:00,538 --> 01:27:02,772
  9259. JAMES, I JUST STARTED
  9260. TO TRUST YOU AGAIN.
  9261.  
  9262. 1972
  9263. 01:27:02,774 --> 01:27:06,441
  9264. - AND THEN YOU LIE TO ME?
  9265. - I DID IT BECAUSE I WANTED TO BE WITH SOMEONE.
  9266.  
  9267. 1973
  9268. 01:27:06,443 --> 01:27:09,410
  9269. YEAH, I CALL FOUL.
  9270. THIS IS NOT COOL, JAMES.
  9271.  
  9272. 1974
  9273. 01:27:09,412 --> 01:27:11,813
  9274. SOMEONE CONVINCED ME THAT
  9275. IF ALL THE GUYS WERE ON THE APP,
  9276.  
  9277. 1975
  9278. 01:27:11,815 --> 01:27:14,481
  9279. THEN ALL THE GIRLS
  9280. WOULD HAVE TO BE, TOO, BUT...
  9281.  
  9282. 1976
  9283. 01:27:14,483 --> 01:27:16,383
  9284. [WOMAN]
  9285. BUT WHAT?
  9286.  
  9287. 1977
  9288. 01:27:16,385 --> 01:27:20,454
  9289. THE GIRL I REALLY, REALLY LIKE
  9290. DIDN'T GO ON IT.
  9291.  
  9292. 1978
  9293. 01:27:20,456 --> 01:27:23,023
  9294. IS THAT WHY YOU
  9295. SHUT IT DOWN?
  9296.  
  9297. 1979
  9298. 01:27:23,025 --> 01:27:24,423
  9299. YOU'RE THE ONE
  9300. WHO SHUT IT DOWN, RIGHT?
  9301.  
  9302. 1980
  9303. 01:27:24,425 --> 01:27:25,659
  9304. YES, I TOOK IT DOWN,
  9305.  
  9306. 1981
  9307. 01:27:25,661 --> 01:27:28,628
  9308. BUT I TOOK IT DOWN
  9309.  
  9310. 1982
  9311. 01:27:28,630 --> 01:27:30,496
  9312. 'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT
  9313. MY MOTHER USING IT.
  9314.  
  9315. 1983
  9316. 01:27:30,498 --> 01:27:32,732
  9317. YOUR MOM?
  9318.  
  9319. 1984
  9320. 01:27:32,734 --> 01:27:35,433
  9321. WHAT?
  9322.  
  9323. 1985
  9324. 01:27:35,435 --> 01:27:37,736
  9325. TURNS OUT...
  9326.  
  9327. 1986
  9328. 01:27:37,738 --> 01:27:40,872
  9329. CONNECTING ISN'T JUST HARD
  9330. FOR US.
  9331.  
  9332. 1987
  9333. 01:27:40,874 --> 01:27:42,407
  9334. IT'S HARD FOR EVERYONE.
  9335.  
  9336. 1988
  9337. 01:27:42,409 --> 01:27:45,577
  9338. SO YOU MADE "JUNGLE"
  9339. FOR LOVE.
  9340.  
  9341. 1989
  9342. 01:27:45,579 --> 01:27:50,349
  9343. I MADE "JUNGLE" BECAUSE SOMEONE
  9344. PROMISED MY WAY TO M.I.T.
  9345.  
  9346. 1990
  9347. 01:27:53,052 --> 01:27:56,486
  9348. AND, YES...
  9349.  
  9350. 1991
  9351. 01:27:56,488 --> 01:27:57,589
  9352. BECAUSE I LOVE HANNAH.
  9353.  
  9354. 1992
  9355. 01:28:00,525 --> 01:28:01,991
  9356. IF YOU DON'T KISS HIM
  9357. RIGHT NOW,
  9358.  
  9359. 1993
  9360. 01:28:01,993 --> 01:28:04,928
  9361. - I'M GONNA ASK HIM TO MARRY ME.
  9362. - I'LL BEAT YOU TO IT.
  9363.  
  9364. 1994
  9365. 01:28:04,930 --> 01:28:06,461
  9366. COME ON, HANNAH.
  9367. HE JUST SAID HE LOVES YOU
  9368.  
  9369. 1995
  9370. 01:28:06,463 --> 01:28:07,697
  9371. IN FRONT OF ALL THESE GIRLS.
  9372.  
  9373. 1996
  9374. 01:28:07,699 --> 01:28:10,068
  9375. I'M NOT GONNA
  9376. SING IT TO YOU.
  9377.  
  9378. 1997
  9379. 01:28:13,737 --> 01:28:15,739
  9380. JAMES, I...
  9381.  
  9382. 1998
  9383. 01:28:38,426 --> 01:28:41,094
  9384. - OH, GOOD NIGHT, TEACH.
  9385. - GOOD NIGHT, GUYS.
  9386.  
  9387. 1999
  9388. 01:28:41,096 --> 01:28:43,762
  9389. OH, HEY, LANCE.
  9390. I FORGOT.
  9391.  
  9392. 2000
  9393. 01:28:43,764 --> 01:28:45,764
  9394. I NEED TO SEE YOU
  9395. AT 4:00 TOMORROW
  9396.  
  9397. 2001
  9398. 01:28:45,766 --> 01:28:46,999
  9399. TO GO OVER NEXT TERM.
  9400.  
  9401. 2002
  9402. 01:28:47,001 --> 01:28:49,101
  9403. WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
  9404. "NEXT TERM"?
  9405.  
  9406. 2003
  9407. 01:28:49,103 --> 01:28:50,735
  9408. YEAH, YOU'RE REPEATING
  9409. MY CLASS.
  9410.  
  9411. 2004
  9412. 01:28:50,737 --> 01:28:52,037
  9413. [BOTH CHUCKLE]
  9414.  
  9415. 2005
  9416. 01:28:52,039 --> 01:28:53,771
  9417. LOOKS LIKE YOUR
  9418. PLAN BACKFIRED, BRO.
  9419.  
  9420. 2006
  9421. 01:28:53,773 --> 01:28:55,440
  9422. AS MUCH AS
  9423. I WAS LOOKING FORWARD
  9424.  
  9425. 2007
  9426. 01:28:55,442 --> 01:28:57,175
  9427. TO SEEING HER EVERY SINGLE DAY
  9428. NEXT SEMESTER,
  9429.  
  9430. 2008
  9431. 01:28:57,177 --> 01:29:00,510
  9432. I THINK I MIGHT ACTUALLY
  9433. CHANGE MY MAJOR TO BUSINESS.
  9434.  
  9435. 2009
  9436. 01:29:00,512 --> 01:29:01,712
  9437. REALLY?
  9438.  
  9439. 2010
  9440. 01:29:01,714 --> 01:29:03,181
  9441. YEAH, "JUNGLE"
  9442. WENT REALLY WELL.
  9443.  
  9444. 2011
  9445. 01:29:03,183 --> 01:29:04,715
  9446. IT ALSO DIED.
  9447.  
  9448. 2012
  9449. 01:29:04,717 --> 01:29:07,017
  9450. YEAH, WELL, WE KILLED IT
  9451. FOR A SECOND THERE.
  9452.  
  9453. 2013
  9454. 01:29:07,019 --> 01:29:09,953
  9455. I MEANT TO TALK TO YOU
  9456. ABOUT SOMETHING.
  9457.  
  9458. 2014
  9459. 01:29:09,955 --> 01:29:11,889
  9460. YEAH, MAN, WHAT'S UP?
  9461.  
  9462. 2015
  9463. 01:29:11,891 --> 01:29:16,692
  9464. WOULD YOU MIND TAKING STEPS
  9465. BACK FROM RACHEL FOR ME?
  9466.  
  9467. 2016
  9468. 01:29:16,694 --> 01:29:18,494
  9469. I THINK I REALLY
  9470. LIKE HER.
  9471.  
  9472. 2017
  9473. 01:29:18,496 --> 01:29:21,931
  9474. - LIES. BLATANT LIES.
  9475. - LOOK AT THOSE EYES, MAN.
  9476.  
  9477. 2018
  9478. 01:29:21,933 --> 01:29:23,899
  9479. SEE, THIS GUY'S
  9480. IN LOVE, MAN.
  9481.  
  9482. 2019
  9483. 01:29:23,901 --> 01:29:26,568
  9484. - HE'S HEAD OVER HEALS.
  9485. - SERIOUSLY.
  9486.  
  9487. 2020
  9488. 01:29:26,570 --> 01:29:28,703
  9489. WOULD YOU...
  9490. WOULD YOU MIND?
  9491.  
  9492. 2021
  9493. 01:29:28,705 --> 01:29:31,572
  9494. FOR YOU?
  9495. HELL YEAH. TOTALLY.
  9496.  
  9497. 2022
  9498. 01:29:31,574 --> 01:29:33,108
  9499. - THANKS, BROTHER.
  9500. - [OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
  9501.  
  9502. 2023
  9503. 01:29:33,110 --> 01:29:34,975
  9504. PLOT TWIST,
  9505. HE DOES HAVE A SOUL.
  9506.  
  9507. 2024
  9508. 01:29:34,977 --> 01:29:36,510
  9509. OH, SHUT UP, YOU GUYS.
  9510.  
  9511. 2025
  9512. 01:29:36,512 --> 01:29:38,748
  9513. SEE YOU LATER.
  9514.  
  9515. 2026
  9516. 01:29:40,883 --> 01:29:43,083
  9517. JUST WALK IN THERE...
  9518.  
  9519. 2027
  9520. 01:29:43,085 --> 01:29:44,819
  9521. AND TALK TO HER.
  9522.  
  9523. 2028
  9524. 01:29:48,924 --> 01:29:51,523
  9525. UH, HEY, RACHEL.
  9526.  
  9527. 2029
  9528. 01:29:51,525 --> 01:29:53,927
  9529. YOU GOT A SECOND?
  9530. CAN I TALK TO YOU?
  9531.  
  9532. 2030
  9533. 01:29:53,929 --> 01:29:55,194
  9534. ASK YOU A QUESTION?
  9535.  
  9536. 2031
  9537. 01:29:55,196 --> 01:29:57,496
  9538. I'M LATE FOR CLASS.
  9539.  
  9540. 2032
  9541. 01:29:57,498 --> 01:30:01,199
  9542. OKAY, WELL,
  9543. HOW ABOUT I WALK YOU?
  9544.  
  9545. 2033
  9546. 01:30:01,201 --> 01:30:02,736
  9547. I GUESS SO.
  9548.  
  9549. 2034
  9550. 01:30:07,540 --> 01:30:09,540
  9551. HERE, LET ME
  9552. TAKE YOUR BOOKS.
  9553.  
  9554. 2035
  9555. 01:30:09,542 --> 01:30:12,710
  9556. I KNOW YOU'RE
  9557. NOT USED TO THEM.
  9558.  
  9559. 2036
  9560. 01:30:12,712 --> 01:30:14,711
  9561. SO, WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION?
  9562.  
  9563. 2037
  9564. 01:30:14,713 --> 01:30:19,816
  9565. UM, I WAS WONDERING
  9566. IF MAYBE
  9567.  
  9568. 2038
  9569. 01:30:19,818 --> 01:30:23,219
  9570. YOU'D WANNA GO TO DINNER
  9571. WITH ME ON FRIDAY?
  9572.  
  9573. 2039
  9574. 01:30:23,221 --> 01:30:25,155
  9575. [RACHEL CHUCKLES]
  9576.  
  9577. 2040
  9578. 01:30:25,157 --> 01:30:27,123
  9579. IS THAT A YES?
  9580. A NO?
  9581.  
  9582. 2041
  9583. 01:30:27,125 --> 01:30:29,992
  9584. MAYBE? POSSIBLY?
  9585. KINDA? NOT REALLY?
  9586.  
  9587. 2042
  9588. 01:30:29,994 --> 01:30:31,627
  9589. - IT'S A MAYBE.
  9590. - OKAY.
  9591.  
  9592. 2043
  9593. 01:30:31,629 --> 01:30:34,897
  9594. OKAY, I CAN TAKE A MAYBE.
  9595. I'LL TAKE A MAYBE.
  9596.  
  9597. 2044
  9598. 01:30:34,899 --> 01:30:36,198
  9599. WHY DON'T WE, UH...
  9600.  
  9601. 2045
  9602. 01:30:36,200 --> 01:30:39,033
  9603. WE CAN GET MARRIED
  9604. ON THE ROOF RIGHT THERE.
  9605.  
  9606. 2046
  9607. 01:30:39,035 --> 01:30:40,768
  9608. [BOTH LAUGHING]
  9609.  
  9610. 2047
  9611. 01:30:40,770 --> 01:30:44,305
  9612. TOO FAST... OR YOU AFRAID
  9613. OF HEIGHT... TOO FAST? OKAY.
  9614.  
  9615. 2048
  9616. 01:30:44,307 --> 01:30:46,040
  9617. OKAY, WE'LL TAKE IT BACK...
  9618.  
  9619. 2049
  9620. 01:30:46,042 --> 01:30:50,577
  9621. ♪ I DON'T WANNA SAY
  9622. THAT I'M BREAKING AGAIN ♪
  9623.  
  9624. 2050
  9625. 01:30:50,579 --> 01:30:52,546
  9626. [VOCALIZING]
  9627.  
  9628. 2051
  9629. 01:30:52,548 --> 01:30:57,752
  9630. ♪ I WISH I COULD CHANGE THAT
  9631. 'CAUSE I CAN'T FORGET ♪
  9632.  
  9633. 2052
  9634. 01:30:59,154 --> 01:31:01,654
  9635. ♪ GIRL, I'M FEELIN' WASTED
  9636.  
  9637. 2053
  9638. 01:31:01,656 --> 01:31:03,958
  9639. ♪ BUT I'M NOT DRUNK YET
  9640.  
  9641. 2054
  9642. 01:31:06,094 --> 01:31:08,294
  9643. ♪ AND, GIRL,
  9644. YOU MAKE ME NERVOUS ♪
  9645.  
  9646. 2055
  9647. 01:31:08,296 --> 01:31:11,763
  9648. ♪ JUST HOLDING MY BREATH
  9649.  
  9650. 2056
  9651. 01:31:11,765 --> 01:31:14,299
  9652. [VOCALIZING]
  9653.  
  9654. 2057
  9655. 01:31:14,301 --> 01:31:17,035
  9656. ♪ MOST NIGHTS I'M LYING AWAKE
  9657.  
  9658. 2058
  9659. 01:31:17,037 --> 01:31:18,902
  9660. ♪ I'M SCARED TO FIND OUT
  9661.  
  9662. 2059
  9663. 01:31:18,904 --> 01:31:21,306
  9664. ♪ THAT YOU FOUND ANOTHER MAN
  9665.  
  9666. 2060
  9667. 01:31:21,308 --> 01:31:24,775
  9668. ♪ I'LL FIGHT FOR YOU
  9669. TILL THE VERY END ♪
  9670.  
  9671. 2061
  9672. 01:31:24,777 --> 01:31:27,945
  9673. ♪ MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT
  9674. ANY LONGER ♪
  9675.  
  9676. 2062
  9677. 01:31:27,947 --> 01:31:31,047
  9678. ♪ MY HANDS AND MY TWO FEET
  9679.  
  9680. 2063
  9681. 01:31:31,049 --> 01:31:33,249
  9682. ♪ ARE SLOWLY CREEPING BACK
  9683.  
  9684. 2064
  9685. 01:31:33,251 --> 01:31:34,784
  9686. ♪ MY LOVE
  9687.  
  9688. 2065
  9689. 01:31:34,786 --> 01:31:37,753
  9690. ♪ MY HANDS AND MY TWO FEET
  9691.  
  9692. 2066
  9693. 01:31:37,755 --> 01:31:40,323
  9694. ♪ ARE SLOWLY CREEPING BACK
  9695.  
  9696. 2067
  9697. 01:31:40,325 --> 01:31:43,792
  9698. ♪ YOU KNOW IT'S HARD
  9699. TO SEE MY FUTURE ♪
  9700.  
  9701. 2068
  9702. 01:31:43,794 --> 01:31:47,162
  9703. ♪ WHEN YOU'RE ALL I WANNA SEE
  9704.  
  9705. 2069
  9706. 01:31:47,164 --> 01:31:48,897
  9707. ♪ SO, BABY
  9708.  
  9709. 2070
  9710. 01:31:48,899 --> 01:31:51,632
  9711. ♪ MY HANDS AND MY TWO FEET
  9712.  
  9713. 2071
  9714. 01:31:51,634 --> 01:31:53,901
  9715. ♪ ARE SLOWLY CREEPING BACK
  9716.  
  9717. 2072
  9718. 01:31:53,903 --> 01:31:56,704
  9719. ♪ MY LOVE
  9720.  
  9721. 2073
  9722. 01:31:56,706 --> 01:31:59,708
  9723. ♪ 'CAUSE IT'S NOT OVER
  9724.  
  9725. 2074
  9726. 01:32:00,742 --> 01:32:02,110
  9727. [VOCALIZING]
  9728.  
  9729. 2075
  9730. 01:32:05,113 --> 01:32:08,183
  9731. [VOCALIZING]
  9732.  
  9733. 2076
  9734. 01:32:11,186 --> 01:32:13,085
  9735. ♪ EVERY NIGHT I PRAY
  9736.  
  9737. 2077
  9738. 01:32:13,087 --> 01:32:16,123
  9739. ♪ THAT I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN
  9740.  
  9741. 2078
  9742. 01:32:18,092 --> 01:32:23,330
  9743. ♪ AND I WISH I COULD TAKE BACK
  9744. THE THINGS THAT I SAID ♪
  9745.  
  9746. 2079
  9747. 01:32:24,931 --> 01:32:27,131
  9748. ♪ AND, GIRL,
  9749. I'M FEELING WASTED ♪
  9750.  
  9751. 2080
  9752. 01:32:27,133 --> 01:32:32,236
  9753. ♪ BUT I'M NOT DRUNK YET
  9754.  
  9755. 2081
  9756. 01:32:32,238 --> 01:32:34,004
  9757. ♪ JUST LET ME LOVE YOU
  9758.  
  9759. 2082
  9760. 01:32:34,006 --> 01:32:37,741
  9761. ♪ AND LOVE YOU UP
  9762. UNTIL THE END ♪
  9763.  
  9764. 2083
  9765. 01:32:37,743 --> 01:32:40,043
  9766. [VOCALIZING]
  9767.  
  9768. 2084
  9769. 01:32:40,045 --> 01:32:42,412
  9770. ♪ MOST NIGHTS
  9771. I'M LYING AWAKE ♪
  9772.  
  9773. 2085
  9774. 01:32:42,414 --> 01:32:44,281
  9775. ♪ I'M SCARED TO FIND OUT
  9776.  
  9777. 2086
  9778. 01:32:44,283 --> 01:32:46,916
  9779. ♪ THAT YOU FOUND ANOTHER MAN
  9780.  
  9781. 2087
  9782. 01:32:46,918 --> 01:32:50,186
  9783. ♪ I'LL FIGHT FOR YOU
  9784. TILL THE VERY END ♪
  9785.  
  9786. 2088
  9787. 01:32:50,188 --> 01:32:53,355
  9788. ♪ MY HEART BREAKS OUT
  9789. INTO THE OPEN ♪
  9790.  
  9791. 2089
  9792. 01:32:53,357 --> 01:32:56,425
  9793. ♪ MY HANDS AND MY TWO FEET
  9794.  
  9795. 2090
  9796. 01:32:56,427 --> 01:32:58,860
  9797. ♪ ARE SLOWLY CREEPING BACK
  9798.  
  9799. 2091
  9800. 01:32:58,862 --> 01:33:03,764
  9801. ♪ OH, SLOWLY
  9802.  
  9803. 2092
  9804. 01:33:03,766 --> 01:33:06,334
  9805. ♪ SLOWLY CREEPING BACK
  9806.  
  9807. 2093
  9808. 01:33:06,336 --> 01:33:10,737
  9809. ♪ SLOWLY
  9810.  
  9811. 2094
  9812. 01:33:10,739 --> 01:33:13,739
  9813. ♪ SLOWLY CREEPING BACK
  9814.  
  9815. 2095
  9816. 01:33:13,741 --> 01:33:15,309
  9817. ♪ LET ME LOVE YOU
  9818.  
  9819. 2096
  9820. 01:33:15,311 --> 01:33:18,746
  9821. ♪ LOVE YOU UP UNTIL THE END.
  9822.  
  9823. 2097
  9824. 01:33:18,748 --> 01:33:23,748
  9825. Subtitles by explosiveskull
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