1993 LGPS Brazilian GP commentary

16:37:00: <Nuppiz> well
16:37:15: <Nuppiz> the next race at Turagua will be a free-for-all
16:37:46: <dark77> so matarazzo will start :D
16:37:54: <Pi3141> Isn't Turagua a quite short track?
16:37:59: <Nuppiz> even him, yes
16:38:12: <seedstriker> Prepare for a destruction derby
16:38:21: <Pi3141> 2.29 km
16:38:23: <Nuppiz> yeah it is, but the AIW was made so well that it allows for that many cars
16:39:14: <Nuppiz> hmm
16:39:35: <Nuppiz> RTCC should be in one and a half hours, and this will likely take two
16:39:46: <Nuppiz> should I make a separate channel?
16:41:12: <Nuppiz> apparently not
16:42:08: <Nuppiz> so here we are at the Autodromo Internacional Nelson Piquet in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil for the second round of the 1993 Life Grand Prix Series
16:42:26: <dark77> yay :D
16:42:41: <Nuppiz> the weather is sunny and according to forecasts it should remain so
16:42:42: <seedstriker> Nice
16:43:03: <Pi3141> Good, because Mazzacane Motorsport don't have any wet tyres.
16:44:23: <Nuppiz> and we're off!
16:44:30: <dark77> 3 stallers
16:44:43: <dark77> last minute guess :P
16:45:19: <seedstriker> Pileup on the first corner :p
16:46:25: <Nuppiz> and we have two stallers
16:46:37: <dark77> damn i was close
16:46:38: <Nuppiz> Rachel Graham and Jeremy-Etienne Voeckler
16:47:40: <dark77> that's a place made for braggia already :D
16:47:57: <Nuppiz> otherwise the start is very clean, no wings lost
16:48:17: <dark77> pastam bad news voeckler's stalled
16:48:51: <seedstriker> Damn!
16:49:33: <Pi3141> Pasta, how did Lerby and Crescenzi in yesterdays' race?
16:50:22: <Nuppiz> the first lap is clean as well, no incidents
16:50:24: <PastaM> dark77 :O
16:50:39: <PastaM> pi3141 - Points scoring positions, I beleive, I'll just check
16:50:49: <dark77> lerby had a demon start
16:50:50: <PastaM> Race 2 is today in about an hours time, btw
16:50:56: <PastaM> Oh yes, THAT start
16:51:29: <PastaM> Lerby finished 2nd, Crescenzi 9th
16:51:35: <Nuppiz> Braggia dispatches of Kickert to take 3rd
16:51:40: <dark77> :D
16:52:28: <PastaM> who the hell is richard arthyurs?
16:52:46: <PastaM> And has VDM passed him yet?
16:52:53: <PastaM> Ha, I mean Richard Arthurs
16:53:51: <Nuppiz> Braggia and VDM fighting for 2nd, this allows Richard Arthurs to breathe a bit more easily for now
16:54:20: <PastaM> Who is this Arthurs guy?
16:54:28: <dark77> pastam he hasn't been in many races since he had a huge crash in the second race of 1991 but it appears his career is back on track
16:54:44: <PastaM> Anyway, dark77, I take it Phennett will be competing in race 2 at Brands?
16:55:06: <PastaM> :( But this is spoiling the plan! I had it all figured out! No one knew the specialtrick(tm)
16:55:14: <Salamander> brooks is at brands that weekend
16:55:26: <dark77> well if it's possible i'd like brooks in the car now :P
16:56:04: <PastaM> Next round Sunny Jim, it's too late now :P Besides, after all the faith TC have put in him, they wouldnt sack him mid-round :P
16:56:27: <dark77> lol
16:56:33: <dark77> fair enougghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
16:56:40: <Nuppiz> three laps in and no in-race retirements :O
16:57:27: <PastaM> Salamander! PM
16:58:34: <Nuppiz> except now Mazzacane is coming in to replace his nosecone
16:58:51: <Nuppiz> It's Fernandez! His car has stopped on the track!
16:58:57: <Nuppiz> and Mazzacane has nowhere to go
16:59:03: <PastaM> I wonder what suprises the Curva Do Lel will bring up in RTCC Race 2?
16:59:36: <Nuppiz> Generic's race is over as well!
16:59:56: <Pi3141> Mazzacane still in the race?
17:00:32: <Nuppiz> yeah, but dead last
17:00:57: <Pi3141> And Kjellerup second last, I guess?
17:00:58: <Nuppiz> suspension failure has been confirmed as the cause of Generic's retirement
17:01:02: <Nuppiz> indeed
17:01:04: <dark77> PastaM out of curiosity, will brooks do better than phenett :P
17:01:37: <PastaM> Your guess is as good as mine :P
17:02:08: <PastaM> Yet to give him a perf file. Due to his rather rubbish career, it'll mostly be down to RNG
17:02:29: <Nuppiz> Madunochev comes into the pits, his gearbox is stuck in 3rd
17:02:41: <Nuppiz> that's the end of his race
17:05:39: <Nuppiz> Braggia overtakes VDM for 2nd at Carlos Pace
17:06:05: <dark77> Braggia's got this :D
17:06:25: <PastaM> Jan!
17:06:29: <PastaM> Get on with it!
17:06:44: <PastaM> Can he win this? YES HE JAN!
17:06:54: <Nuppiz> oooh contact!
17:06:57: PastaM gets coat
17:07:24: <Nuppiz> Braggia goes past R. Arthurs but that pass might be investigated by the stewards
17:07:37: <dark77> rubbing's racing :D
17:07:54: <PastaM> Yeah, Arthurs deserves a ban!
17:08:00: <Salamander> and braggia
17:08:02: <PastaM> Turning into Braggia like that
17:08:03: <Salamander> the roid monkey
17:08:11: <PastaM> Ban Arthurs!
17:08:22: <dark77> mackenzie are the best in the world at training drivers, not the same ;)
17:08:31: <Salamander> no
17:08:36: <Salamander> braggia is just a roid monkey
17:08:38: <Salamander> ;)
17:08:45: <dark77> prove it :P
17:08:56: <Nuppiz> if someone's getting penalized it's Braggia
17:08:58: <Salamander> i dont have to prove anything to you :p
17:09:01: <Salamander> yeah
17:09:02: <Salamander> haha
17:09:07: <dark77> wtf
17:09:21: <Nuppiz> he dived into the Lagoa curve and pushed Arthurs into a half-spin
17:09:34: <dark77> racing incident!
17:09:35: <Salamander> BAN BRAGGIA
17:09:42: <Nuppiz> pretty much like a PIT maneuver
17:09:47: <dark77> you can't ban drivers for mistakes
17:09:57: <PastaM> BAN ARTHURS!
17:10:06: <PastaM> He's our biggest threat to the championship!
17:10:10: <PastaM> Leading teams unite!
17:10:27: <dark77> yep
17:10:44: <Nuppiz> and another car has parked
17:11:32: <Salamander> ban braggia and arthurs
17:11:43: <Nuppiz> it's Dave Smith, his front left suspension packs in
17:12:09: <Nuppiz> oh, Carles Jericho has retired as well
17:12:15: <dark77> braggia's allowed to be aggresive
17:12:15: <Nuppiz> *Charles
17:14:04: <Nuppiz> his rear left suspension collapses and he thinks it's a good idea to swerve the car in front of Alik Mori
17:14:14: <RealRacingRoots> braggia yes
17:14:22: <Nuppiz> Mori loses his front wing in the collision
17:14:34: <dark77> BAN JERICHO
17:14:40: <dark77> IDIOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
17:14:44: <PastaM> BAN ARTHURS!
17:14:49: <PastaM> Rally with me here guys
17:14:51: <PastaM> BAN ARTHURS!
17:15:02: <dark77> ^
17:15:15: <Salamander> BAN ARTHURS!
17:15:17: <Salamander> AND BRAGGIA
17:15:27: <dark77> why braggia ;[
17:15:31: <Nuppiz> oh and seems that parking cars in the middle of the road is a habit for the Rob Lomas cars, as Karimov does the same
17:15:44: <Salamander> because braggia is a roid monkey
17:15:52: <RealRacingRoots> Because Braggia does more steroids than Alex Rodriguez
17:15:55: <dark77> drugs are allowed in LGPS ;)
17:16:01: <Salamander> no
17:16:15: <dark77> nuppiz they are aren't they? :D
17:16:16: <Salamander> no
17:16:27: <dark77> not asking you :P
17:16:30: <Salamander> no
17:16:34: <dark77> yes
17:16:37: <Salamander> no
17:16:39: <dark77> yes
17:16:41: <Salamander> no
17:16:43: <dark77> yes
17:16:45: <Salamander> no
17:16:47: <dark77> yes
17:16:49: <Salamander> no
17:16:50: <dark77> yes
17:16:52: <Salamander> no
17:16:54: <dark77> yes
17:16:56: <Salamander> no
17:16:58: <dark77> yes
17:17:00: <Salamander> no
17:17:03: <dark77> yes
17:17:05: <Pi3141> no
17:17:06: <Salamander> no
17:17:10: <dark77> yes
17:17:11: <dark77> yes
17:17:17: <PastaM> NEITHER!
17:17:20: <Salamander> pi agrees with me :D
17:17:30: <RealRacingRoots> do you two want kicks?
17:17:33: <PastaM> Oh dont mind him, hes just irrational
17:17:42: PastaM gets coat
17:17:57: <PastaM> Haha. geddit?
17:18:07: <Nuppiz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14
17:18:11: <Nuppiz> anyaway
17:18:14: <RealRacingRoots> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14
17:18:41: <PastaM> I said pi3141 was irrational :P
17:18:43: <Nuppiz> Karimov's parking causes trouble, as Bell, Howard and Capilé hit the wreck
17:18:51: <Salamander> BAN KARIMOV
17:18:52: <RealRacingRoots> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uQ76qrlK78
17:19:05: <PastaM> BAN EVERYONE BUT FGCR!
17:19:06: <Nuppiz> *Ramone, not Howard
17:19:13: <Salamander> *and al smith
17:19:17: <PastaM> yes!
17:19:42: <PastaM> BAN EVERYONE BUT FGCR AND AL SMITH
17:19:56: <dark77> *and mackenzie
17:20:08: <Nuppiz> Bell loses his front wing, Ramone loses his front wing and his engine explodes a few meters down the road, while Capilé decides to clean up the mess by hitting Karimov hard enough that both cars fly on the opposite sides of the track
17:20:18: <PastaM> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gvdf5n-zI14
17:20:28: <Nuppiz> Capilé out on the spot as well
17:22:45: <Nuppiz> Mori misses the pit entrance and decides it's funnier if he stops on the main straight instead
17:22:57: <Nuppiz> but carries on without causing damage to others
17:23:05: <Salamander> :/
17:25:12: <Nuppiz> Bell pits in to replace his nosecone and rejoins the track in front of the two Mazzacane cars
17:25:36: <Pi3141> Kjellerup must be terribly slow.
17:26:09: <Nuppiz> Mori pits in... and retires!
17:28:53: <Nuppiz> Jong-Sung out
17:28:59: <Nuppiz> looks like a brake failure
17:30:27: <dark77> it's jericho's fault for damaging mori anyway
17:32:34: <Nuppiz> Braggia in trouble!
17:32:45: <Nuppiz> he's stuck in 5th gear
17:32:57: <dark77> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
17:33:05: <dark77> WORST DAY IN LGPS HISTORY
17:33:14: <Nuppiz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14
17:33:26: <Nuppiz> that would be Japan '91
17:33:28: <dark77> i shouldn't have forgot to upgrade the car :/
17:33:47: <Nuppiz> when Apostolos Alianopoulos lost a certain win, as a guest entrant
17:36:43: <Nuppiz> Richard Arthurs retires AND WE HAVE MORE CARNAGE!
17:37:03: <dark77> :O
17:38:09: <EastLondoner> Arthurs retiring? Prepare for RAEG
17:38:11: <EastLondoner> :P
17:38:40: <Nuppiz> Arthur's brakes fail, and he's stranded in the middle of the track
17:39:13: <Nuppiz> moment later Kejellerup comes in, has nowhere to go and BANG takes himself out from the race as well
17:39:31: <Nuppiz> moments later Kjellerup*
17:41:59: <dark77> http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/110683 make it happn
17:42:00: <Nuppiz> VDM leads the race now
17:43:31: <Nuppiz> we have a few groups of cars going around the track right now
17:43:49: <Nuppiz> VDM is alone with a 43-second gap to Kickert
17:44:33: <Nuppiz> but Kickert leads a group of four cars with van Dycke, Sunset and Howard right behind him
17:44:46: <Nuppiz> *Roberts, not Howard
17:44:55: <Nuppiz> I somehow always mix up the two...
17:45:31: <EastLondoner> Fuck off Autosport.
17:45:41: <EastLondoner> 5 views remaining.
17:45:45: <EastLondoner> Basatrds.
17:45:51: <EastLondoner> *bastards
17:45:52: <Nuppiz> a minute behind from this group is another one consisting of Tenpecost, Christopher Arthurs, Howard and Anker
17:46:21: <Nuppiz> 47 seconds from this group we have Zu
17:46:53: <Nuppiz> Zaugg leading Douglas, Blog, Bell and Sun around the track
17:47:06: <Nuppiz> Mazzacane is last, a further 39 seconds away from Sun
17:47:13: <dark77> zaugg leads? awesome :D
17:47:20: <Nuppiz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14
17:47:27: <Nuppiz> she's 10th :P
17:47:32: <dark77> :(
17:47:44: <Nuppiz> leading a group of cars, i.e. being a Trulli
17:48:17: <seedstriker> All aboard the Zaugg Train!!
17:48:31: <Nuppiz> 15 cars and 15 laps remaining
17:50:34: <Nuppiz> Mazzacane's gearbox is stuck in 4th
17:52:33: <Nuppiz> and he retires in the pits
17:54:57: <NorthEastLondoner> 15 laps remaining, then it's time for #RTCC
17:56:06: <Nuppiz> wat
17:59:05: <PastaM> say whaaaat
17:59:32: <Nuppiz> http://i820.photobucket.com/albums/zz129/PabloFluffChunk/GIFs/what-the-fuck-wtf-dr-phil-gif-vvxyzv.gif
17:59:36: <RealRacingRoots> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTLCZkQCbnY
18:00:39: <Nuppiz> anyway, back to the race
18:00:48: <Nuppiz> VDM is literally on fire right now
18:00:54: <RealRacingRoots> :o
18:00:57: <PastaM> Oh, noes
18:00:58: <PastaM> :'(
18:01:22: <SuperAguri> Stramala : Sunshines logo was mean to be a a quarter circle in a corner with lines coming from it, with Sunshine Motorsport under it
18:03:36: <Nuppiz> Anker's gearbox is stuck in 1st, and he pulls over into the pits to retire
18:03:44: <Nuppiz> VDM's engine blew uo
18:03:59: <Nuppiz> up*
18:04:39: <EastNorthEastLondoner> fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
18:05:00: <Nuppiz> Gio van Dycke leads the race now
18:05:23: <Nuppiz> followed by Pieter Kickert and Vic Sunset
18:05:54: <RealRacingRoots> Bosnia-Hertz going to Brazil, surprised
18:09:06: <Nuppiz> with the race positions properly updated, I can now confirm that we have 9 laps and 12 cars left
18:12:49: <Nuppiz> VAN DYCKE!
18:12:56: <Nuppiz> HIS ENGINE HAS BLOWN UP!
18:13:08: <Salamander> oh god
18:13:10: <PastaM> LifeGP never dissappoints :P
18:13:12: <Salamander> pls retire kickert
18:13:14: <Stramala> why?
18:13:19: <Stramala> they have a good set of players
18:13:25: <PastaM> If you're down and out, chances are your rivals are too
18:13:58: <Stramala> Pjanic, Salihovic, Lulic, Ibisevic, Dzeko, Begovic...
18:16:28: <Nuppiz> six laps to go, the order is: Kickert, Sunset, Roberts, C. Arthurs, Howard, Tenpecost, Douglas, Zaugg, Blog, Bell, Sun
18:16:58: <PastaM> Will the sunset on this fabulous race~?
18:17:29: <Nuppiz> Kickert is slowing!
18:17:38: <Nuppiz> and he retires from the lead!
18:17:46: <EastLondoner> lel
18:17:51: <Nuppiz> this is the second time this happens to him at Jacarepagua
18:17:59: <seedstriker> What is this? Monaco 82?
18:18:15: <Nuppiz> Seedstriker nope, just your average LGPS race :P
18:18:33: <EastLondoner> Arthurs on the podium? Sweet. :D
18:18:38: <Salamander> yessssss
18:18:42: <Salamander> sunset leads :D
18:18:49: <Salamander> come on vic, bring it home :D
18:18:54: <PastaM> Roberts led and went out! Van der Maeyede led and went out! Van Dycke led and went out! Kickert led and went out!
18:18:56: <Nuppiz> Arthurs!
18:19:04: <Nuppiz> his engne gives up
18:19:07: <Nuppiz> engine*
18:19:24: <Salamander> pastam arthurs led at the start :p
18:19:29: <Salamander> richard, that is
18:19:39: <Nuppiz> but didnät retire from the lead :P
18:19:42: <Nuppiz> didn't
18:19:51: <dark77> what did i miss
18:20:11: <Salamander> everything
18:20:16: <Salamander> vic sunset is leading :D
18:20:24: <EastLondoner> Feck. :/
18:20:38: <EastLondoner> Fecking engine gave the feck up. Feck
18:20:56: <EastLondoner> What happened to Graham?
18:21:25: <Nuppiz> she stalled
18:21:56: <EastLondoner> Par for the course then.
18:22:00: <Nuppiz> aaand Maea Blog's car has had enough as well
18:22:56: <Nuppiz> Kickert, VDM, van Dycke and Braggia all retired from the lead
18:23:10: <EastLondoner> No cars finish pls.
18:23:39: <Stramala> who is left...?
18:23:44: <Nuppiz> Howard's engine decides to blow up as well!
18:23:45: <Salamander> vic sunset :D
18:24:01: <RealRacingRoots> And Rated isn't even here!
18:24:14: <FMecha> Remaining cars on track Nuppiz?
18:24:15: <Salamander> getz owns sunset
18:24:19: <Salamander> not rated
18:24:22: <Salamander> ;)
18:24:22: <RealRacingRoots> wait
18:24:26: <RealRacingRoots> i get them confused
18:24:35: <Nuppiz> uhm
18:24:45: <Nuppiz> Sunset, Roberts, Tenpecost is the top 3
18:25:09: <FMecha> Meanwhile, I've having fun with dirty racing in GT5
18:25:24: <FMecha> Look for "GT5 DIRTY LEGENDS"
18:26:53: <Stramala> no
18:26:55: <Stramala> no we will not.
18:26:56: <Nuppiz> Sunset, Roberts, Tenpecost, DOUGLAS, Bell, Zaugg, Sun is the order with four laps left
18:27:01: <Stramala> stop telling us to Google things.
18:27:22: <Salamander> bell is doing well for al smith :)
18:27:26: <Salamander> can he catch douglas?
18:27:33: <Stramala> fucking Douglas
18:27:38: <Stramala> he shouldn't even be there
18:27:40: <Nuppiz> unlikely
18:27:45: <Stramala> taking up FMV's place on the grid
18:29:12: <FMecha> On the GT5 Open Lobby Stramala, not google :p
18:29:43: <Nuppiz> Roberts' engine gives up as well
18:33:30: <Nuppiz> Vic Sunset starts the last lap of the race
18:35:23: <Nuppiz> and into the last corner he comes...
18:35:45: <Nuppiz> Vic Sunset takes his maiden win!
18:36:01: <Salamander> excellent :D
18:36:24: <Nuppiz> Tom Douglas finishes 3rd, a lap behind
18:36:31: <dark77> another race we would've won if we had more reliablity
18:36:35: <Nuppiz> closely followed by Algernon Bell in 4th
18:36:43: <Salamander> awesome :D
18:37:12: <Nuppiz> Natascha Zaugg and Sam Sun take 5th and 6th
18:37:14: <Salamander> 13 points for al smith, a great result for the non-existent teams championship
18:37:25: <PastaM> Another Foster's victory, snatched cruelly away!
18:37:33: <Salamander> yes
18:37:43: <Salamander> james davies would surely have won if he was there
18:38:35: <Nuppiz> Ronald Tenpecost is the only driver to finish on the same lap as Sunset, he takes 2nd
18:39:09: <PastaRTCC> There's actually quite a few people here tonight :P
18:40:10: <PastaRTCC> Remembered to delete Zaugg this time :D
18:40:48: <Nuppiz> Will Roberts is classified 7th as he completed 90% of the race distance
18:42:21: <FMecha> what I should do?
18:42:40: <Salamander> for what?
18:42:54: <Nuppiz> FL: Jose Braggia, 1:42.890 on lap 10
18:43:01: <Nuppiz> ROTR: Pedro Capilé
18:43:12: <Salamander> DOTR: Vic Sunset
18:43:17: <Nuppiz> and that ends the LGPS coverage, Pasta can now take over