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  1. -- CURRENT waryObserver [CWO] Erica is insane, and it's amazing --
  2. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] walks in, looking down and mumbling to himself as always --
  3. -- CURRENT constrictingTeuthology [CCT] gasps, but hugs him back regardless, giggling- which quickly turns into two hoarse coughs. --
  4. CCT: Hehe, okay.
  5. CDH: this place....the worship of gods still exists here......
  6. -- CURRENT stonyCountenance [CSC] erica is rock bOTTOM --
  7. CDH: Ruin....Damnation....
  8. -- PAST crimsonSpearkisser [PCS] 's sentence ends with an odd, slightly strangled noise, but she accepts this, blushing. --
  9. CSC: Aw, she's bashful.
  10. -- CURRENT stonyCountenance [CSC] dead tone. Her general demeanor is vaguely playful. --
  11. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] his eyes light up --
  12. CDM ceased responding to memo.
  13. -- CURRENT constrictingTeuthology [CCT] looks at DH curiously. --
  14. CDH: It must be purged or it will only lead to ruination.
  15. CSC: Seriously. Sleep well.
  16. CSC: No talk of purging here, bud.
  17. PCS: Aw, fuck's sake, is this gonna be another problem?
  18. PCS: I was just going to bed!
  19. CSC: I've got it.
  20. CSC: There's no ruination, don't worry.
  21. CDH: Those who worship and serve the gods are on an endless path to destruction and damnation.
  22. -- CURRENT waryObserver [CWO] you would get along great with NS --
  23. CSC: No gods here.
  24. CDH: and I will be the executioner that will end these paths.
  25. CDH: No gods?
  26. CDH: Then why are there churches?
  27. FUTURE sympatheticSpoon [FSS] 2 MINUTES FROM NOW responded to memo.
  28. -- FUTURE sympatheticSpoon [FSS] yeah gods sure are terrible... --
  29. CSC: Fucked if I know.
  30. CDH: Why do I sense divine beings that walk among here?
  31. CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  32. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] Wanders in from the kitchen, chewing on a big hunk of steak. When did he get in there? Don't think about it too hard. http://sta.sh/025vvfnldgd2 --
  33. -- CURRENT waryObserver [CWO] looks over at DH, focusing on their garb specifically. --
  34. CLL: ...? Who's that funny man?
  35. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] https://pastebin.com/Kku7Lwpy --
  36. CDH: I will not allow another world to fall to the folly of gods.
  37. -- CURRENT magPie [CMP] this birb is actually a pretty devout follower of a specific luck goddess --
  38. CSC: Chill.
  39. PCS: Hey, asshole.
  40. -- CURRENT stonyCountenance [CSC] has a divine spirit attached to her soul. --
  41. -- PAST crimsonSpearkisser [PCS] levels her spear at DH. --
  42. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] Is a god reborn --
  43. -- CURRENT constrictingTeuthology [CCT] watches everyone quietly, rocking back and forth as if woozy. --
  44. CEI: ...
  45. CSC: Diplomacy, hair dye.
  46. PCS: If you screw shit up with all this crusading bullshit, I'mma come back to screw you up, personally.
  47. -- CURRENT waryObserver [CWO] holds Tulu upright, looking at her. --
  48. PCS: Got it?
  49. CSC: There we go.
  50. CSC: I'm so proud.
  51. CDH: You do not scare me girl.
  52. PCS: This ain't your playground. Don't go axing people.
  53. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] He shrugs and toddles over to magpie to offer the rest of his steak --
  54. CLL: c:
  55. CWO: All that being said. You are sick, and that does need to be taken care of.
  56. CWO: So how about we take care of it together? As opposed to me just helping you?
  57. PCS: I don't care if you're scared, I WILL detain you. And if you kill someone, I'll probably come up here with leave to kill YOU.
  58. CSC: Aw.
  59. -- CURRENT constrictingTeuthology [CCT] nods lightly --
  60. -- CURRENT magPie [CMP] gladly takes it, eating quickly, but thoughtfully --
  61. PCS: So whatever. This is your warning.
  62. CSC: Hey, Splackjack. How are you?
  63. -- PAST crimsonSpearkisser [PCS] turns back around, heading toward the elevators. --
  64. CCT: Will you be giving me medication?
  65. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] just seems to look CS up and down. --
  66. CDH: that spear.
  67. CDH: it's magic yes?
  68. -- CURRENT waryObserver [CWO] shakes his head. --
  69. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] AW YEH I MADE BIRD FRIEND HAPPY --
  70. CWO: No, that's probably the worst thing you can do for a cold.
  71. CLL: I'm okay. I found another money :D
  72. CCT: Why?
  73. CCT: That's a normal way to treat an illness.
  74. -- PAST crimsonSpearkisser [PCS] walks into the elevator and slams the button for the city. She's said all she feels a need to. --
  75. CWO: Hmmm...Haro?
  76. -- FUTURE sympatheticSpoon [FSS] pops on in through one of the hallways and looks on over to CT with a little raised finger in objection. --
  77. -- CURRENT waryObserver [CWO] -_- right on cue --
  78. -- CURRENT magPie [CMP] pats LL --
  79. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] Aw yiss --
  80. -- CURRENT constrictingTeuthology [CCT] looks at SS, blinking once. --
  81. FSS: Actually...colds are caused by viruses which are uncureable through medicine like antibiotics...so..if you take antibiotics you'll actually just kill some good bacteria inside of you..making your body work even harder to preform normal functions..and..you know..kill the cold..not that I care or anything..
  82. -- FUTURE sympatheticSpoon [FSS] leaves. --
  83. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] he just walks over to a table and begins planning, calculating, ruminating --
  84. -- CURRENT constrictingTeuthology [CCT] tilts her head --
  85. CWO: She was actually there.
  86. -- CURRENT waryObserver [CWO] seems surprised about it himself. --
  87. CCT: Well.
  88. CWO: Well, there are other ways to treat colds.
  89. PCS ceased responding to memo.
  90. CCT: My father would use medicine. He said it helps will illnesses, and he was always right!
  91. -- CURRENT constrictingTeuthology [CCT] nods matter-of-factly --
  92. CLL: Memicine isn't good for colds though D:
  93. -- CURRENT waryObserver [CWO] MEMICINE, You're my new second favorite --
  94. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] <3 --
  95. CWO: Hmm...Would you prefer medicine?
  96. -- CURRENT constrictingTeuthology [CCT] looks at LL, frowning just a little. --
  97. CCT: No good...?
  98. -- CURRENT constrictingTeuthology [CCT] puffs her cheeks out --
  99. CCT: This is merely a simple malady that I can overcome. I... I won't even use any medicine, then.
  100. CLL: Un huh, you gotta drinks lots and lay down and..and
  101. CLL: Uuh
  102. CLL: oranges! Eat oranges!
  103. CCT: I will get better through time. I /feel/ better already.
  104. -- CURRENT constrictingTeuthology [CCT] huffs, then wheezes, stumbling into the kitchen. --
  105. -- CURRENT waryObserver [CWO] sighs, following after her. --
  106. -- CURRENT waryObserver [CWO] #Aperture_Kitchen? --
  107. -- CURRENT constrictingTeuthology [CCT] oh, sure --
  108. CMP: "no good...?
  109. -- CURRENT endearingInvestigator [CEI] moves to the kitchen. Cup in hand. --
  110. -- CURRENT magPie [CMP] hides under a couch and passes out --
  111. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] seems to fall asleep where he's sitting --
  112. CMP ceased responding to memo.
  113.  
  114. CMC ceased responding to memo.
  115. CKS: I already have an apprentice. I can't take two.
  116. CMN: Oh okay.
  117. CKS: ...What's with the dress anyway?
  118. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] he wakes up from his place on a couch, glaring at ilias as he does so. --
  119. CMN: Oh do you not like it?
  120. ?ST: Oh, right. Rin, in the future, please keep better control over your Servant. I don't take kindly to being murdered for no good reason.
  121. CKS: It's, uh... A bit-
  122. -- ??? saccharineTranquility [?ST] grumbles, holding one hand to her temple as though she had a migraine. --
  123. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] would walk over to Ilias looking her up and down. --
  124. -- CURRENT kaleidoSorcerer [CKS] gritted her teeth, glancing Ilias's way for a moment. Just for a few seconds, that Class Queen aura shattered as she answered with pure ice. --
  125. CDH: May I ask why a goddess is here?
  126. CKS: -Ilias, there's a time and place to talk about everything, you know.
  127. CKS: It's being dealt with.
  128. -- ??? saccharineTranquility [?ST] ...stares at DH with a distinct look of "Do you mind?" --
  129. ?ST: ...Personal space, good sir.
  130. CDH: I apologize.
  131. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] he steps back a bit --
  132. CSD: Oh my god.
  133. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] turns to ST --
  134. CSD: Your hat is so STUPID.
  135. CDH: I'm not used to just seeing divine being out and about....
  136. CDH: unless they have good reasons for doing so.
  137. CSD: Did you get embarassed about your dunce cap and cover it in iron?
  138. CMN: I've been meaning to ask this, but .. uhhhh .... are you related to the church that is attacking people now?
  139. CSD: Yes she is!
  140. CMN: You're follower seemed really into helping them out
  141. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] seems to not pay SD any mind --
  142. CKS: Like I said. That was a 'return to sender'. Honestly, anyone dealing in curses should be prepared for that sort of retaliation at the *very* least.
  143. CSD: I don't even remember what the curse was.
  144. CSD: I didn't even place it.
  145. CKS: The explosion, for one.
  146. CMN: No another stand user from that church attacked me too
  147. CDH: Stand users?
  148. CKS: ...Eh? Ilias, don't tell me you've picked up more strays while I wasn't looking.
  149. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] looks to MN --
  150. ?ST: The explosion was part of the curse.
  151. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] turns to KS --
  152. ?ST: And some kind of spying charm. And something else significantly more harmful that I won't even discuss.
  153. CDH: A curse?
  154. CMN: Stands are invisible men that have weird powers.
  155. CSD: Personally, I thought it was because of those crystals that Tyrannux used to carry around.
  156. ?ST: In either case, you designed it to violently explode when it stopped working.
  157. ?ST: So I simply gave it back and removed the batteries.
  158. CKS: That's not what I asked. So, Ilias? Any idea what the maid here is talking about?
  159. CSD: Well, shit.
  160. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] tfw you get overwhelmed and you're not sure how to react --
  161. -- CURRENT kaleidoSorcerer [CKS] The crystals DID amplify the explosion though --
  162. ?ST: ...Oh that.
  163. ?ST: I have no idea.
  164. CMN: Oh so it's a different Church?
  165. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] seems slightly confused at the moment --
  166. CKS: ...Well, that's concerning. The only other church I know of is a one-man affair.
  167. ?ST: Something about a nun trying to brainwash people by shoving CDs in their faces.
  168. CKS: ...Right. Well, I guess that's still a step up from the last one I met...
  169. ?ST: My clergy does not engage in brainwashing rituals, no.
  170. -- CURRENT kaleidoSorcerer [CKS] sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose for a moment before just waving it off. --
  171. CKS: Whatever, that's an issue for Security, I'm going to have my hands full for a while anyway.
  172. CSD: CD's in faces?
  173. CSD: Weird!
  174. CMN: Ya man I was reallly confused. Apparently the cd wouldn't go in though, so that good.
  175. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] seems really confused --
  176. -- CURRENT kaleidoSorcerer [CKS] Welcome to the party. --
  177. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] because I'm not sure how to interact with this shit. --
  178. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] like seriously. --
  179. -- ??? saccharineTranquility [?ST] stares at DH --
  180. ?ST: So...what did you want?
  181. CSD: Wait, before you talk to dunce cap, I should mention something.
  182. CSD: Just because me and you don't see eye to eye.
  183. CSD: Doesn't mean I'm retarded.
  184. CSD: I can recognise a common threat.
  185. CDH: You're a goddess here correct?
  186. CDH: Why are you just...out in the open like this?
  187. -- CURRENT kaleidoSorcerer [CKS] glanced at all this, just remaining seated for the time being while she stares at the chaos and sighs. --
  188. CKS: (No, plenty of *other* things mean that...)
  189. ?ST: ....
  190. -- ??? saccharineTranquility [?ST] sighs --
  191. ?ST: Why do you care?
  192. CURRENT shibidityDivinity [CSD] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  193. -- CURRENT shibidityDivinity [CSD] An oddly familiar presence graces the room; a crimson-amber colored shiba. It swam upward through the floor, shaking its body as if it were wet. It began sniffing around with its tail wagging. --
  194. CMN: Uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh
  195. CMN: Did that dog just come throught the floor?
  196. CSD: Yes.
  197. CKS: ...Probably. You learn to stop asking questions in this madhouse.
  198. CSD: The surface is my ocean.
  199. CSD: This floor needs washed.
  200. CMN: It speaks
  201. CDH: I come from a place where that's not very common and on top of that you seem to be in your true form from what I can tell.
  202. CKS: Well, at least it's not Fou again.
  203. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] walks to SD --
  204. -- CURRENT shibidityDivinity [CSD] Is truly the most beautiful of all shibas; its color is unique, its fur flows like a flame, its eyes are strikingly sharp and can strike fear into those who oppose the dog. Big pointy ears, and fluffy all over. It looks up to MN. --
  205. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] squats down and reaches to pet them --
  206. CMN: What's your name boy?
  207. -- CURRENT shibidityDivinity [CSD] The dog's body contorts somewhat grossly around the hand, yet it seems perfectly fine; has not been pet. --
  208. CSD: I have forgotten.
  209. CSD: You may not touch me without some form of reservation.
  210. -- CURRENT kaleidoSorcerer [CKS] I feel like Chibiterasu might contest that claim... But then again it's more wolf than shiba so you're fine. --
  211. CMN: Aaaaahhh it's an unpettable dog
  212. CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  213. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] Toddles from the kitchen, chewing on a steak he got from one of the vending machines all by himself http://fav.me/dbh7u6u --
  214. CDH: I wounder why you would...do such a thing.
  215. CMN: How am I supposed to show my appreciation of this good boy?
  216. CSD: A gift.
  217. CLL: Issat a doggy :O
  218. CSD: Neatly wrapped and tucked into a colorful box which may be opened with ease.
  219. CMN: Will I be able to pet you if I bring one?
  220. ?ST: ...
  221. ?ST: This is not my true form.
  222. CSD: Yes.
  223. CMN: Why are you unpettable?
  224. CSD: Her true form is probably more horrifying.
  225. CDH: It is not?
  226. CDH: My apologies then.
  227. CKS: ...For all intents and purposes Ilias, it is.
  228. ?ST: No, no it is not.
  229. ?ST: ...
  230. -- ??? saccharineTranquility [?ST] sighs --
  231. CSD: Master has made me this way.
  232. CKS: Well, for now anyway.
  233. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] oh shoot I misread that yes as a no I'm an idiot --
  234. ?ST: Effectively, yes.
  235. CSD: I am not a common canine.
  236. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] With a delighted squeal, the child scampers over to the shiba and offers the rest of his steak. You are a good boy --
  237. CMN: Alright I'll go get you a gift
  238. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] hops and skips over to the kitchen --
  239. -- CURRENT shibidityDivinity [CSD] The shiba stares at the steak, then up to LL's eyes. --
  240. CSD: Truly you are gifted to present me my favorite food on your first try.
  241. ?ST: But that's beside the point, because it's functionally just a low ranking angel.
  242. CSD: This is an honor..
  243. CLL: It's my favrite too 8D
  244. -- CURRENT shibidityDivinity [CSD] Shibe rubs at his snout. --
  245. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] comes back with one of those dome thingies that food is ussually presented in --
  246. -- CURRENT shibidityDivinity [CSD] Shibe takes one generous bite of the steak, nibbling at it happily and slowly to fully enjoy it. --
  247. CSD: That reminds me, it's been a while since I've seen an angel that doesn't serve under one of the shitty gods.
  248. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] sees SD eating steak --
  249. CMN: Oh no my gift idea was stolen
  250. FUTURE sybariticDesperado [FSD] 1 MINUTE FROM NOW responded to memo.
  251. -- FUTURE sybariticDesperado [FSD] convience. --
  252. ?ST: In any case: I'm trying to relax, so go bug the divine dogs instead.
  253. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] he just seems to scan his eyes over ST --
  254. CDH: you've been sealed?
  255. CDH: I suppose I have nothing to worry about then.
  256. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] Little happy stamp dance. --
  257. CSD: Steak is the highest form of eatery from my world. I have declared it as such.
  258. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] places the food dish in front of the dog --
  259. FSD: You know, Ilias, if you want to relax, you could always go about acquiring a Phallus Pal-Lace Deluxe brand 'toy'.
  260. CSD: Master has declared me the God Dog, which reads the same both forwards and backwards.
  261. CLL: I gotted it from the machine all by myself. I founded a money :3c
  262. CMN: I see you're already eating, but this is all I could make on such short notice
  263. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] He's so damn proud of himself --
  264. ?ST: ...I have no intention of using a cursed masturbatory aid, thank you very much.
  265. CSD: Would you like more money for your offering?
  266. CER ceased responding to memo.
  267. CLL: Nah, I gotted enough food.
  268. CKS: One would think there would be a zoning law against such tasteless names.
  269. FSD: The masturbatory aids on the shelves aren't cursed.
  270. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] He smiles appreciativly --
  271. FSD: So long as you don't fucking give it to me to do whatever I want to it you should be good.
  272. CSD: A shame we could not all be as generous.. Thank you child.
  273. ?ST: Yes, but they have already fallen into your hands.
  274. -- CURRENT shibidityDivinity [CSD] He then gives some attention to MN. --
  275. FSD: Afterall, if I cursed all of my stock, who would buy my shit?
  276. FSD: I'd build up a bad reputation.
  277. CKS: The same people as currently do.
  278. CSD: What is your offering?
  279. CKS: Gullible idiots.
  280. FSD: I'll have you know I get normal customers.
  281. CMN: I made you some steak too. I hope you aren't full on it.
  282. CKS: Not intelligent ones you don't.
  283. CMN: This one is served by a maid though so that makes it atleast two percent better though.
  284. CSD: Of course not.~
  285. CSD: Serve it to me, then.
  286. CSD: ..Halt. How is it cooked?
  287. FSD: No normal person is intelligent.
  288. CMN: It's medium rare
  289. CSD: Bless your heart.~<3
  290. CSD: Perfect.
  291. CKS: ...Well, I guess I won't contest that at least.
  292. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] points to the food dome thingy they placed in front of the doggy --
  293. ?ST: Alas, I'm afraid I'm out of your league, in that case.
  294. ?ST: Try someone more gullible.
  295. CLL: Lilias plays baseball? :O
  296. -- CURRENT shibidityDivinity [CSD] Shibe nudges the food dome upward and off to the side /very/ cutely with his snout. Licks his lips upon looking at the steak. --
  297. CSD: Yes, this is truly perfect.
  298. CURRENT amnesiacMorbiferon [CAM] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  299. -- CURRENT amnesiacMorbiferon [CAM] quietly flips the page of the book he's reading. When did he get here? https://puu.sh/wk3zY.png --
  300. CMN: I am glad I have pleased you good pupper
  301. -- CURRENT shibidityDivinity [CSD] Shibe begins blissfully tearing into the steak with a surprisingly mess-less eating style. Its tail wags with happiness as it tears through the meat. --
  302. CMN: Oh wow you're a clean boyo
  303. CSD: Of course. Dirtying my coat would disgrace those I reign above.
  304. FSD: Hey, I've been meaning to ask.
  305. CSD: I am to be spotless at all times.
  306. FSD: You got any cannon fodder of people you got lieing around?
  307. FSD: I need to practice some of /his/ abilities I inherited.
  308. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] hears SD talking and tries their best to avoid being noticed --
  309. CKS: -I guess I should remind you that murder is *not* legal here.
  310. -- CURRENT shibidityDivinity [CSD] fucking kek --
  311. CKS: Or assault in general, really.
  312. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] not the dog SD btw the boyo SD --
  313. -- CURRENT shibidityDivinity [CSD] Finishes the steak in no time at all! He cleans the plate before nudging it away. --
  314. FSD: It's not murder if it's far far away.
  315. CSD: Satisfaction.~
  316. CKS: Yes it is.
  317. CURRENT patrioticEruption [CPE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  318. -- CURRENT patrioticEruption [CPE] if you murder people in canada they don't really die --
  319. CKS: What kind of insane logic is that?
  320. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] picks up the plate and rushes it back to the ktichen before rushing back --
  321. CMN: Am I allowed to pet you now?
  322. FSD: I'm saying it's not a crime if you don't get caught.
  323. CKS: Tch. Seriously, I have no idea how an idiot like that managed to survive a single *week* behaving so blatantly shady, let alone this long...
  324. CKS: You've already been caught. On every camera in this room. Asking for victims.
  325. ?ST: This room is being recorded, you know.
  326. CKS: Moron.
  327. -- ??? saccharineTranquility [?ST] ...gestures to the security camera --
  328. CAM: Most people deal with absolutes, not tree-in-the-forest philosophy.
  329. ?ST: ...And in front of security members as well.
  330. -- ??? saccharineTranquility [?ST] gestures to AM --
  331. CSD: Yes, you may. You too have been a good.. Boy?
  332. CLL: Murmur is bad D:<
  333. FSD: I'm not going to fucking KILL them.
  334. FSD: That's bad practice.
  335. ?ST: How so?
  336. FSD: If I wanted to kill someone I'd just crack open an egg.
  337. -- CURRENT amnesiacMorbiferon [CAM] glances up from his book to wave back, before returning to reading. --
  338. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] shrugs --
  339. -- CURRENT kaleidoSorcerer [CKS] just sighed. Deeply. --
  340. CAM: Most eggs used for food are unfertilized.
  341. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] reaches down to pet the good boy --
  342. CKS: -Whatever. Again, I'll just leave this to security.
  343. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] brb --
  344. FSD: I'm looking for someone to fight. In a controlled environment.
  345. CAM: You can just say that...
  346. -- CURRENT patrioticEruption [CPE] KICKS OPEN THE GYM DOOR; SURPRISE! WHEN DID HE GET IN THE GYM? WHO KNOWS? --
  347. CAM: If you can find someone who'd be willing to-- spar...
  348. CPE: A /fight/? In a CONTROLLED environment?! Sure!
  349. CPE: Tomorrow.
  350. CPE: I'm busy.
  351. FSD: Nice!
  352. CKS: Hmm? ...No, according to someone babbling about this moron's shady business, the 'eggs' he means are brainwashed people or something. As if we didn't need more proof he's human scum with no right to breathe.
  353. FSD: Bring bandages.
  354. CPE: Bandages? For what??
  355. FSD: They're not brainwashed.
  356. CAM: Hopefully you'll bring it to the arena next time.
  357. FSD: Bullet wounds, duh.
  358. CPE: Just bullets? Gotcha!
  359. FSD: ..Among other things.
  360. CKS: ...Barry, are you seriously that stupid?
  361. CAM: Yes.
  362. CPE: Not stupid; curious!
  363. CKS: ...Fair enough.
  364. -- CURRENT shibidityDivinity [CSD] Is petted! His coat is /very/ soft; the softest MN has ever felt in their life. Truly a wonderful experience for their hands. --
  365. -- CURRENT kaleidoSorcerer [CKS] directed at Mercer, not Barry. --
  366. CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  367. -- CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] makes his way in, stopping... --
  368. -- CURRENT patrioticEruption [CPE] oH, --
  369. -- CURRENT patrioticEruption [CPE] fug me --
  370. CPE: Oh! /That/ Barry?
  371. CAI: ...Uh.
  372. CAM: Wh- me?
  373. CMN: Oh wow this petting is really nice
  374. CPE: Ha-ha!
  375. CKS: Eh?
  376. CMN: May I hug you?
  377. -- CURRENT kaleidoSorcerer [CKS] blink. --
  378. -- CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] also has his badge on, this time around --
  379. -- CURRENT amnesiacMorbiferon [CAM] the "fair enough" was at him i think --
  380. CAI: ...Hello Rin. Alex. Barry.
  381. -- CURRENT kaleidoSorcerer [CKS] Yup, Rin has no idea what Mercer's name is. --
  382. CSD: Hrmm..
  383. CSD: May you hug me. Mmm.
  384. CAM: Hello, Tiere.
  385. -- CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] It *IS* on his badge, to be fair --
  386. CSD: Generously, sure.
  387. -- CURRENT amnesiacMorbiferon [CAM] ye --
  388. ?ST: Tiere, this man is openly suggesting performing illicit activities. In public.
  389. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] squeezes the good pupper in a nice hug --
  390. ?ST: Do something with him.
  391. CAI: ...Eh?
  392. -- ??? saccharineTranquility [?ST] gestures to calmus --
  393. CAI: I just got back.. Who?
  394. FSD: I haven't a clue what you mean.
  395. -- CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] looks toward Calmus.. --
  396. CKS: ...
  397. FSD: I'm just suggesting I'm looking for a sparring partner.
  398. CKS: His name's Calmus. I'm sure if you look, Red has a file a mile wide on him. ...Well, not that you need it.
  399. CKS: Just look at him, he practically *drips* slime.
  400. CPE: Palmus works better! I'll be dealing with him tomorrow.
  401. -- CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] Just gonna.. have Myst check Rin's statement --
  402. FSD: Not Calmus
  403. FSD: Palmus.
  404. FSD: Barry knows.
  405. CPE: Y'all don't gotta worry, I PROMISE.
  406. -- CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] not that he doubts her, just to doublecheck --
  407. CKS: -Unfortunately, he's also not technically breaking the law right now.
  408. FSD: I never break the law.
  409. FSD: I'm a cop, you know.
  410. -- CURRENT shibidityDivinity [CSD] The shibe places its paws on MN's shoulders; sweetly embracing that hug. --
  411. FSD: I uphold the law.
  412. CMN: That was a good hug mr doggo
  413. CAI: Riiight...
  414. CAI: You're outside your jurisdiction.
  415. CSD: Your steak was also very good.
  416. FSD: I know I am.
  417. CPE: Judge Jurisdiction, I remember that shit.
  418. CMN: Wait Mr. Doggo is a magic dog God right?
  419. CPE: Or was that judy?
  420. CSD: You could put it that way, yes.
  421. CAT ceased responding to memo.
  422. CMN: Then is there any way you could teach me magic? I'm an eager learner.
  423. CSD: Perhaps tomorrow if you're patient.
  424. CMN: Plus I will make many more steaks
  425. CSD: ..This is good news. I will teach you better techniques based on your gift.
  426. CAI: ...Riiiight..
  427. CPE: A'ight.
  428. CMN: Alright thank you Mr. God Dog
  429. CPE: I'm bouta /flex/. I'm OUT this bitch. Gettin' thee heck on outta here. Splittin' like a banana.
  430. CAI: I doubt being a cop makes it impossible for you to break the law, but alright...
  431. FSD: Later, Barry.
  432. CMN: Oh ya I'm Ayo by the way if I didn't introduce myself
  433. -- CURRENT patrioticEruption [CPE] Walks towards the worldgate as he sets the coordinates --
  434. -- CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] ...glances toward Barry at those words, a look of.. confusion and exasperation. --
  435. CPE: Completely bouta' /bounce/. It is night time.
  436. CAM: Be careful.
  437. CPE: God /damn/. Cya dudes!
  438. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] does a little curtsie as they introduce themseles --
  439. CLL: I'm Splackjack :D
  440. -- CURRENT patrioticEruption [CPE] takes two short steps back, before diving on through the worldgate. --
  441. CLL: Lilias said I'mma god
  442. -- CURRENT patrioticEruption [CPE] SWOOOSH --
  443. CAI: Ah, hello Splackjack.
  444. -- CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] shifts his gaze toward Rin.. --
  445. FSD: Also, it doesn't make it impossible to break the law.
  446. CSD: Ayo? Are you sure you're a boy.
  447. FSD: But the fact I'm a cop should inspire some degree of trust.
  448. CKS: ...Ilias, why *is* this place infested with divine canines?
  449. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] Gaaasp! He runs over, upright on his hind legs, and tackles Tiere in a hug --
  450. FSD: I won't deny I've killed a person or two in my day.
  451. CLL: HI TERR!
  452. CMN: Ya I'm pretty sure
  453. CKS: -In that city, being a cop makes you *less* trustworthy.
  454. FSD: Really?
  455. CAM: It's the flavor of the week, apparently.
  456. CMN: I haven't checked in the past couple hours so it might have changed
  457. FSD: Does Draco just LET people join the force?
  458. -- CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] blinks at the tackle, looking down at Splackjack before crouching down to pick Splackjack up in a hug. --
  459. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] AW YISS --
  460. CKS: ...You *do* realize the mayor isn't the head of police, right?
  461. CAM: Draco isn't the one hiring.
  462. -- CURRENT shibidityDivinity [CSD] Shibe nods its head once. Is MN still in a dress like always? --
  463. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] yep she's in a maid uniform --
  464. FSD: I know but I'd imagine she put down some laws which restrict who can join.
  465. CKS: What kind of cop doesn't know *that*? Tch, the entire place is corrupt to an impossible degree.
  466. FSD: Wow!
  467. CSD: ..Hm. If you say so.
  468. FSD: I didn't even enlighten anyone!
  469. CAI: It's good to see you doing well, Jack..
  470. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] shoot even I said she --
  471. CSD: Yes, we can do the magic teachings tomorrow.
  472. -- CURRENT shibidityDivinity [CSD] Shibe raises a paw; offering a... Fist-bump. --
  473. CSD: Boop my front walker.
  474. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] returns the fist bumb --
  475. CKS: As far as I can tell, they're more concerned with black market deals than law enforcement. The entire place is a nightmare for anyone who's actually part of the system.
  476. -- CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] refrains from commenting how true that is --
  477. ?ST: Look. Just find /something/ to arrest this man for.
  478. FSD: ..So why did Draco want me to join it?
  479. CSD: Good gi- boy.
  480. CSD: I'll get it down.
  481. CURRENT venalEnterprise [CVE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  482. -- CURRENT venalEnterprise [CVE] >Find him guilty of littering, clearly --
  483. CMN: I don't mind if you call me a girl
  484. CLL: Why is lilias mad at the funny man?
  485. -- FUTURE sybariticDesperado [FSD] calmus isn't that much of a filthy scumbag --
  486. CKS: ...Tch. How should I know? She makes too many bad decisions to keep track.
  487. -- FUTURE sybariticDesperado [FSD] littering is beneath him --
  488. CSD: Oh! Okay, good. I know how people are about that, so I'm glad to hear it. Goodnight for now then, miss Ayo.
  489. CMN: Night Mr. God Dog
  490. -- CURRENT shibidityDivinity [CSD] Shibe hops up onto a couch. He does a lil wiggle before hopping up high; dives right through the ground as if it were water. Kersploosh. --
  491. CKS: -Ah. Ilias?
  492. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] waves at the dog while going to the elevator --
  493. FSD: 'Hey, can I have a permit for this extremely dangerous weapon?' 'Sure, just join the police force.'
  494. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] night --
  495. -- CURRENT shibidityDivinity [CSD] The ground even gives off the same effect of it being water. --
  496. -- CURRENT shibidityDivinity [CSD] Night! --
  497. FSD: That's how it went.
  498. CMN ceased responding to memo.
  499. CSD ceased responding to memo.
  500. CAM: I would arrest him for stirring shit, but if I stretched that far I'd also have to arrest Rin.
  501. CAI: I can't bend the rules, Ilias. Nor would I want to.
  502. CKS: ...Hmph. That's a little questionable, but whatever.
  503. CAI: And I don't know, Splack.
  504. CAM: It is, which is why I'm not doing it.
  505. ?ST: Yes, Rin?
  506. FSD: You should really get her out of office.
  507. CKS: I should be going back to work. ...So, before I go, I unfortunately need to ask. *How* exactly did you anger the Witch that much?
  508. -- CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] looks at Rin again.. --
  509. CIA ceased responding to memo.
  510. ?ST: I didn't. She was there for Artemis.
  511. CKS: -Eh?
  512. ?ST: ...Scarf ate her.
  513. CKS: ...Wait, tch. That's not a topic for public.
  514. CKS: Hallway, now.
  515. ?ST: ...Agreed.
  516. FSD: What?
  517. -- ??? saccharineTranquility [?ST] steps toward the hallway. ...Honestly happy to be away from the hecklers, nosy paladins, and sleezy dildo salesmen --
  518. CAI: ...I'd ask for a moment of your time later, Rin. I want to see if you can offer some advice to me..
  519. -- CURRENT kaleidoSorcerer [CKS] follows along, rubbing at her forehead as she went. --
  520. CKS: -No promises Tiere, but I'll keep it in mind.
  521. -- ??? saccharineTranquility [?ST] #Aperture_Hallways ? --
  522. CAI: Thank you.
  523. -- ??? saccharineTranquility [?ST] erm --
  524. -- ??? saccharineTranquility [?ST] wait no --
  525. CBB ceased responding to memo.
  526. -- ??? saccharineTranquility [?ST] #Aperture_Halls that was it --
  527. CURRENT brashApprentice [CBA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  528. -- CURRENT brashApprentice [CBA] steps into the room from the elevator, looking slightly annoyed. https://pastebin.com/U9D0f5ez He's carrying Bryan along, but one look tells you pretty easily that something isn't right --
  529. CLL: Terr, that's a bad man D:
  530. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] he points at Bryan --
  531. FSD: Oh hey, Palprentice.
  532. CAI: Hm?
  533. -- CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] looks over at Bryan.. --
  534. CURRENT absolutelyMonstrous [CAM] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  535. -- CURRENT absolutelyMonstrous [CAM] Bryan was in bad shape. He was a torso at this point with only his right eye remaining. He was steadily dripping the red fluid from those stumps. --
  536. CAM: Security... Now.
  537. -- CURRENT patrioticEruption [CPE] E --
  538. CAM: And be fucking quick about it.
  539. -- CURRENT absolutelyMonstrous [CAM] he is http://www.fightersgeneration.com/nz9/char/bryan-fury-tekken7fatedretribution-render.png Missing all limbs of course. --
  540. -- CURRENT brashApprentice [CBA] walks with Bryan through the halls to Security, not saying a word. #Aperture_Security --
  541. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] Horrified gasp. OH GOD THIS IS NOT SOMETHING A CHILD NEEDS TO SEE --
  542. -- CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] covers Jack's hand --
  543. -- CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] ...eyes* --
  544. FSD: ..Man!
  545. FSD: He really got fucked, huh?
  546. CURRENT constrictingTeuthology [CCT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  547. -- CURRENT constrictingTeuthology [CCT] sits up quickly with a panicked gasp, eyes darting around the room; seems she fell asleep. Though, she quickly settles down, rubbing her eyes. --
  548. CPE ceased responding to memo.
  549. -- CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] sighs, setting Splackjack down --
  550. CAI: I'll see to it.. Splackjack, stay close to Alex for the moment okay?
  551. -- CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] points toward Mercer, then stands and heads for security --
  552. -- CURRENT constrictingTeuthology [CCT] furrows her brow --
  553. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] He nod nods, running over to cling to Mercer's arm --
  554. CCT: Did something happen...?
  555. CLL: The bad man got cut up real bad
  556. CLL: D:
  557. -- CURRENT amnesiacMorbiferon [CAM] glances down at him, before adjusting and continuing to read. --
  558. CCT: Oh.
  559. -- CURRENT constrictingTeuthology [CCT] blinks once, glancing down towards the floor. --
  560. -- CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] "Mercer, it seems you're wanted in security." --
  561. CAM: Hnh?
  562. CAM: I see...
  563. -- CURRENT amnesiacMorbiferon [CAM] puts his book away, prying Splack off of his arm and walking over towards CT. --
  564. CAM: Would you mind looking after him for the moment?
  565. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] Doesn't take much prying, but he does watch the guy go with a look of distress --
  566. CAM: It's okay. I'll be back in a bit.
  567. -- CURRENT constrictingTeuthology [CCT] looks up at AM and nods. --
  568. CCT: Sure. I will keep him safe.
  569. CAM: Thank you.
  570. CCT: You're welcome.
  571. -- CURRENT amnesiacMorbiferon [CAM] makes his way towards Security at a brisk pace. --
  572. -- CURRENT constrictingTeuthology [CCT] stands up and approaches LL carefully, attempting to crouch down and pet him if she's able to get close enough. --
  573. FSD: I'm going to go be questionably evil in the city.
  574. FSD: Later.
  575. -- FUTURE sybariticDesperado [FSD] steps into the elevator, heading down. --
  576. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] She can, and he relishes in those pettings. Kid loves that jaz --
  577. CCT: Hello... erm. Jack, is it?
  578. CLL: Splackjack c:
  579. CCT: I do apologize if that is incorrect.
  580. CCT: Ah.
  581. CLL: It's okay
  582. -- CURRENT constrictingTeuthology [CCT] nods --
  583. CCT: Well, would you like to play a game? Or would you like to eat something instead?
  584. CCT: We can do anything you wish until your friend returns.
  585. CLL: Eat? :O
  586. CCT: Yes! I could provide you with food, if you're hungry.
  587. CCT: I don't mind.
  588. CLL: I like food :D
  589. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] forgive me I'm still arting --
  590. CCT: Do you have... a favorite food?
  591. -- CURRENT constrictingTeuthology [CCT] you're fine --
  592. CLL: I like fishies
  593. CCT: Ohh, I can get you plenty of those.
  594. CCT: Do you like them cooked? Or no?
  595. CLL: Bof is good
  596. -- CURRENT constrictingTeuthology [CCT] giggles, nodding. She closes her eyes, seeming to be lost in thought, before two tendrils pop out from the floor, each carrying a large platter of fish- one cooked and the other raw. They sit the platters down in front of LL, before disappearing back into the floor. --
  597. FSD, CSD ceased responding to memo.
  598. CCT: I don't know what kind of fish this is. Trout, maybe?
  599. -- CURRENT constrictingTeuthology [CCT] shrugs lightly --
  600. CCT: Do you need anything else, Splackjack?
  601. CLL: Nuh this is good
  602. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] He dives first into the raw fish, grabbing one in his jaws before reaching up with his hands to hold it in place as he chows down --
  603. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] Oh hell yiss --
  604. -- CURRENT constrictingTeuthology [CCT] smiles and watches him eat, hugging her knees to her chest. --
  605. -- CURRENT constrictingTeuthology [CCT] sorry LL, I've got to get going. I'll just say that Tulu stayed by Splackjack's side until AM returned if that's alright. --
  606. CCT ceased responding to memo.
  607. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] ye --
  608. CBA ceased responding to memo.
  609. CIA ceased responding to memo.
  610. CGM ceased responding to memo.
  611. CBB ceased responding to memo.
  612. CAM ceased responding to memo.
  613. -- CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] makes his way back in --
  614. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] Naked child is currently plowing through a plate of fish --
  615. -- ??? saccharineTranquility [?ST] ...ew --
  616. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] Go wash out your brain with soap --
  617. -- ??? saccharineTranquility [?ST] this is your fault --
  618. -- ??? saccharineTranquility [?ST] why would you type this --
  619. -- ??? saccharineTranquility [?ST] I GLANCE BACK OVER AND SEE THIS --
  620. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] SIT IN A CORNER WITH YA GUTTER MIND --
  621. -- ??? saccharineTranquility [?ST] NAKED CHILDREN, WHY --
  622. CAI: ...
  623. CAI: Splackjack.
  624. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] BECAUSE NOBODY GAVE THE FURBALL PANTS http://fav.me/dbh7u6u --
  625. CLL: Uh huh?
  626. CAI: Make sure you're eating neatly.
  627. CLL: Okay :D
  628. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] Sticks up his pinky --
  629. CAI: ...
  630. -- CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] snickers --
  631. CAI: I meant not getting the seasonings and such all over yourself..
  632. CLL: Oooh!
  633. CAI: And let me know when you're finished with that..
  634. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] He nodnods --
  635. CGM ceased responding to memo.
  636. -- CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] moves over to stand by the hallway entrance --
  637. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] It doesn't take him long to finish. He gets up with the plates, wobbling a bit before walking over to set them up on a coffee table. With that, he heads over to Tiere. Kid couldn't avoid getting juices and such on his fur. --
  638. -- CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] looks down at Kal as he approached, blinking at the fur... before he sighs quietly --
  639. CAI: You need a bath..
  640. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] Splack ya dingdong --
  641. CLL: ...What's a bath? D:
  642. -- CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] splack, Jack, Kal. --
  643. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] ha --
  644. -- CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] same thing, they're all adorable dorks --
  645. CAI: It's when you get in a tub, or pool, of water to clean yourself
  646. CLL: Oooh okay
  647. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] Honey you have a big storm coming --
  648. -- CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] is perfectly prepared for this --
  649. CAI: Or we can do a shower.. where you sit under running water.
  650. CAI: The latter would be easier for the both of us.
  651. -- CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] stands, offering the kid a hand --
  652. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] He reaches up and takes Tiere's hand, grinning --
  653. CLL: A sower is good ^^
  654. -- CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] smiles at Splack, and leads him to the bathroom. PM or Memo? --
  655. -- CURRENT laughingLatrans [CLL] memo is fine yo --
  656. -- CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] #Aperture_Washroom --
  657. FLV, CLV ceased responding to memo.
  658. ?ST ceased responding to memo.
  659. CNI ceased responding to memo.
  660.  
  661. CDH RIGHT NOW opened memo on board APERTURE LABORATORIES.
  662. CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  663. [#Aperture_Laboratories] Here's our OOC memo: #Aperture_Science_OOC - And the city: #Aperture_City (AKA the overflow/plot memo) - And our arena: #Aperture_Arena - Rules at: https://pastebin.com/cc53Q7sf - Discord Server: https://discord.gg/shRhCGn
  664. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] he wakes up from his short nap on a couch --
  665. CDH: Haven't napped in milennia.....
  666. CURRENT subterraneanSun [CSS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  667. CSS: I'm not the best with that...
  668. CURRENT bigBad [CBB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  669. CBB: I-I just want to know i-if it's going to kill me!
  670. -- CURRENT bigBad [CBB] okuu: ur a youkai --
  671. -- CURRENT bigBad [CBB] ollie: fuck is that terminal --
  672. CSS: Huh? Oh, being a youkai won't kill you!
  673. CBB: O-okay. Okay. Whew.
  674. -- CURRENT subterraneanSun [CSS] you'll just find yourself craving the taste of human flesh on a regular basis --
  675. CBB: D-does it mean I get cool, cool powers?
  676. -- CURRENT bigBad [CBB] is a small, scrappy looking fuck with a head of tousled black hair. Pale skin. Hands covered in nicks and cuts. Baggy dark green army coat over a grey shirt. Cargo pants. Boots. Yellowing black eye along with a (fresh) bruising scrape along their cheek, like they hit the pavement hard. They have shitty wire rimmed --
  677. -- CURRENT bigBad [CBB] glasses held in their hands. --
  678. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] he looks over to SS --
  679. CDH: Strange.....
  680. CDH: What is a being such as yourself doing here?
  681. CSS: Well, every youkai can use magic...
  682. CBB: Oh, oh wow.
  683. CBB: I-I get magic?
  684. -- CURRENT bigBad's [CBB'S] eyes widen. Sparkly eyes. --
  685. CDH: A Youkai you say?
  686. CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  687. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] Why does Okuu think they're a youkai --
  688. CDH: Aren't those dark spirits from the east?
  689. CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  690. CVW: ...I d9n't think y9u want t9 d9 all that just t9 get magic..«
  691. -- CURRENT subterraneanSun [CSS] The curse on their soul --
  692. CBB: Um, I d-d-d. Didn't do anyt, anything.
  693. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] Steps out of the elevator, dressed in slacks, a black dress shirt, her hair in a pony tail, and her Security badge clipped to her belt. --
  694. CBB: She just s-s-said I'm, a youkai.
  695. CSS: Maybe I could teach you how to shoot!
  696. CDS: -What
  697. CVW: 9h. «
  698. CVW: interesting..«
  699. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] Glances to BB, raising an eyebrow --
  700. CBB: Oh, my dad taught me h-how to shoot a rifle, but, um, I'd love to l-l-learn how to shoot, u-um.
  701. CVW: ...I guess they'd be free t9 stray fr9m the east but. he l99ks pretty..physical t9 me«
  702. -- CURRENT bigBad [CBB] falls silent at the look, stuffing their hands in their pockets. --
  703. -- CURRENT bigBad [CBB] is a small, scrappy looking fuck with a head of tousled black hair. Pale skin. Hands covered in nicks and cuts. Baggy dark green army coat over a grey shirt. Cargo pants. Boots. Yellowing black eye along with a (fresh) bruising scrape along their cheek, like they hit the pavement hard. They have shitty wire rimmed --
  704. -- CURRENT bigBad [CBB] glasses held in their hands. --
  705. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] AAAAh you didn't have to repost that --
  706. -- CURRENT bigBad [CBB] aH FUCK SORRY --
  707. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] Pffffff *paps* --
  708. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] gets up and walks over to Okuu --
  709. CDH: ....
  710. CDS: . . .You don't strike me as youkai.
  711. CDH: No We can't eat her.
  712. CDH: that's rude to new people.
  713. CDS: Are you new here?
  714. CBB: L-l-learn how to s-s-shoot, um. A-anything, e-else...
  715. -- CURRENT bigBad [CBB] gets quieter and quieter as they speak, until they're silent. They nod wordlessly, looking a bit nervous. --
  716. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] Sighs. Fuckin birdbrain scaring the new people. Steps over to BB, giving a small bow from the waist, smiling gently. --
  717. CDS: Welcome to Aperture, in that case.
  718. CDS: I'm Draco, I'm part of Security here.
  719. -- CURRENT bigBad [CBB] goes a tad pink! They bow in return, albeit a little stiffly, ribs twinging as they do so. --
  720. CDS: If you've any questions, just ask me or someone else with a Security badge.
  721. CBB: I'm O-O-Ollie. Th-thank you, um. Okuu was just telling me about y-youkai stuff.
  722. CVW: ...hehe«
  723. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] is shroom..she looks dead to all things, of this plane or otherwise --
  724. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] mooshroom --
  725. CDS: It's a pleasure to meet you, Ollie.
  726. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] sssh you don't get that pleasure --
  727. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] I DO TOO --
  728. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] turns to DH --
  729. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] no --
  730. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] JUST NOT HERE --
  731. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] no I: --
  732. -- CURRENT bigBad [CBB] looks a little starstruck, really. They nod a bit, huddling up in their jacket. She So Suave. --
  733. CBB: The s-s-same to you, Draco.
  734. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] THAT --
  735. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] IS HOW YOU KNOW SHE'S REALLY A DEMON --
  736. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] SHE'S ACTUALLY CHARMING WHEN SHE TRIES --
  737. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] is she? --
  738. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] Y e s --
  739. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] hmm --
  740. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] Draco rarely gives enough fucks to try tho --
  741. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] smiles again. --
  742. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] then that means nothing --
  743. -- CURRENT bigBad [CBB] reaches up to idly rub at the scrape on their cheek. Dried blood crumbles along their fingertips, and there's an abrupt spike in their self-consciousness. --
  744. CDS: I think, I'm going to go get a cup of coffee from the kitchen. Would you like anything?
  745. CVW: ..want a washcl9th?«
  746. CVW: 9h. may I ask f9r..s9mething«
  747. CSS: ((Woop back. What'd I miss))
  748. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] she looks asleep but her voice is clear --
  749. CDS: ((Draco being suave, apparently.))
  750. CVW: ((lol how?))
  751. -- CURRENT bigBad [CBB] CBB: Oh, my dad taught me h-how to shoot a rifle, but, um, I'd love to l-l-learn how to shoot, u-um. CBB: L-l-learn how to s-s-shoot, um. A-anything, e-else... -- CURRENT bigBad [CBB] gets quieter and quieter as they speak, until they're silent. They nod wordlessly, looking a bit nervous. -- --
  752. -- CURRENT bigBad [CBB] and draco walked in! --
  753. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] has walked up to SS --
  754. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] made a comment about not eating her --
  755. CDS: I suppose you could ask for something, Shreom.
  756. CSS: Hmm... the correct term would be "danmaku".
  757. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] Glances to her briefly, befoe back to Ollie --
  758. CDH: (( im gonna try and nap ))
  759. CDH: (( be back in some hours ))
  760. CBB: Y-you weren't really going to eat me, right?
  761. CVW: ((rest well))
  762.  
  763. ceased responding to memo.
  764. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] the hunter returns from the city https://pastebin.com/Kku7Lwpy --
  765. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] he looks around, wondering who all is still here --
  766. CDH: Hmm....
  767. CDH: This city, these labs are....strange.
  768. CDH: Very much like the old cities but...there are people here....
  769. CDH: I care not for the gods I have seen.
  770. CDH: but other than that it is...strange to see things so peaceful.
  771. CDH: What?
  772. CDH: No.
  773. CDH: I do not know who that goddess was.
  774. CDH: No we can't eat her.
  775. CDH: At least....not yet, we have to determine if she needs to face retribution yet.
  776. CDH: No we can't just ignore that.
  777. CDH: Do you always just think about eating?
  778. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] he sighs. --
  779. CDH: you know what, let's just sit down and enjoy the peace here.
  780. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] and he sits down on a couch, still keeping his eyes up as he relaxes --
  781. CDH: this place is strange however.....
  782. CDH: I sense many powerful auras and beings in just this small place.
  783. CDH: Many of them on the levels of the gods themselves.......
  784. CGM ceased responding to memo.
  785. CDH: You really do only think about eating don't you?
  786. CDH: There are many powerful auras here yes.
  787. CDH: we do not know how many of them are truly gods.
  788. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] pretty much just seems to be talking to himself yes. --
  789. CDH: nor do we know how many of them require judgement.
  790. CDH: Yes, it matters!
  791. CDH: Again, we can't just eat everything!
  792. CDH: You say that every time I don't give you what you want.
  793. CDH: I don't give you what you want because if I did we'd both be dead.
  794.  
  795. CHT ceased responding to memo.
  796. CURRENT aristocraticDespot [CAD] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  797. -- CURRENT aristocraticDespot [CAD] Steps out of the elevator at the ding. He gives a look around the room, seeing the usual cast. Asriel walks over to a couch and falls onto it nonchalantly, smiling. http://imgur.com/a/b97jh --
  798. CVW: but it's a g99d questi9n. maybe a bit 9f magic in itself«
  799. CAD: Howdy.
  800. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] waves to asriel --
  801. CVW: hell9«
  802. CIA: Can I wish to give Draco head-sized, gravity-defying breasts?
  803. CVW: jeez«
  804. -- CURRENT aristocraticDespot [CAD] Nods towards VW and smiles appreciatively. --
  805. CAD: Wh-what?
  806. CSS: PFfffff...
  807. CDS: Wh-what?!
  808. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] D o i t --
  809. -- CURRENT aristocraticDespot [CAD] Blinks, his fur warming up. --
  810. CVW: the w9rd f9r t9day is "Breasts!"«
  811. CVW: and the near-univeral appreciati9n 9f them«
  812. CIA: Okay, let me think of the wording...
  813. -- CURRENT matronlyTriggerwoman [CMT] hizah's tits are still works of art --
  814. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] titacular --
  815. -- CURRENT seafoamSunshine [CSS] literally Tit-anic --
  816. CURRENT waryObserver [CWO] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  817. -- CURRENT waryObserver [CWO] I knew someone was gonna say it --
  818. CIA: Hmm...
  819. CVW: I d9 believe that that wish will d9«
  820. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] the worldgate opens with a flare to some....ruined and desolate castle, a man walking forward from the rubble towards the portal, after a few moments an explosion rocks what remains of the castle as ungodly screeches rip through the air before slowly dying out, he walks through the portal, looking up from underneath his helmet --
  821. -- CURRENT introspectiveAuthor [CIA] flicks a glance over at Draco. --
  822. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] https://pastebin.com/Kku7Lwpy --
  823. CVW: maybe specify 9n her chest, and what they be filled with «
  824. CIA: HhhhhOOOOOOLY SHIT.
  825. CDS: . . .
  826. CVW: ......uh..9k jeez«
  827. -- CURRENT aristocraticDespot [CAD] Covers his sensitive ears, squeezing his eyes shut at the sound. --
  828. CSS: A-aaah!
  829. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] DISTRACTION YES --
  830. -- CURRENT introspectiveAuthor [CIA] FLAILS as her attention is immediately diverted to the worldgate. --
  831. -- CURRENT patrioticEruption [CPE] thank fucking christ. --
  832. CDS: ...(Distraction achieved.Yay.)
  833. -- CURRENT seafoamSunshine [CSS] winces at the fuckin loud explosion, still https://pastebin.com/fk1N9rwr and stuff, though. --
  834. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] he just silently looks around as his gaze looks over each person here, as if he's judging every one of you --
  835. CIA: Hizah.
  836. CVW: ..pft«
  837. CIA: Please come here.
  838. CDS: N o
  839. CVW: I'm n9t using my last wish t9 make drac9 have huge tits«
  840. CDS: Hizah's busy.
  841. CVW: please leave a message«
  842. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] Sitting on Hizah's lap, snugglin the snek --
  843. CIA: I don't want to risk wishing for anything important.
  844. CIA: So I may as well have some fun, no?
  845. CIA: It won't be permanent.
  846. CSS: Heheh.. sounds kinda funny, yeah.
  847. CVW: d9n't w9rry, I can summ9n her late Maddy«
  848. CIA: You can?
  849. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] his eyes seem to focus on draco and hizah for the moment as he begins walking forward towards them, every step a large footfall as if he's on a quest. --
  850. CDS: Mrrh..
  851. CAD: Owww...
  852. CVW: I can«
  853. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] Zach if you pick a fight with Draco, your character will not survive the night. Fair warning. --
  854. CIA: How?
  855. -- CURRENT aristocraticDespot [CAD] He complains, glaring at the new entry. Asriel wasn't happy. --
  856. CVW: but I pr9bably sh9uldn't until I'm d9ing my third wish«
  857. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] not in the mood for conflict. --
  858. CDH: Demon.
  859. CVW: ..because I am the pers9n she's currently granding wishes t9«
  860. CDS: ...Yeah?
  861. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] his eyes pass over draco's form, as if looking for something. --
  862. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] he sighs and relaxes, having not found it. --
  863. CIA: Then... why's she uh.
  864. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] she's flat as a board.you won't find anything --
  865. CDH: May you tell me where I am?
  866. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] FUCK U. --
  867. -- CURRENT introspectiveAuthor [CIA] gestures to Draco --
  868. CDS: Aperture Labs.
  869. CVW: ..Drac9 wished f9r Hizah t9 serve as her servant«
  870. CDH: Like an Alchemy Lab?
  871. CDS: I'm Hizah's actual mistress, Shreom just has the lamp.
  872. CDS: ...Yes, like that.
  873. CIA: Does that mean Draco gets infinite wishes?
  874. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] that gets shreom's attention. watches DH --
  875. CVW: n9«
  876. CVW: just servitude, n9 wishes«
  877. CIA: For how long?
  878. CDS: Forever.
  879. CVW: ..untill she decides t9«
  880. CVW: sure. f9rever«
  881. CAD: I can't believe you let that snake stick around you.
  882. CDS: (I can make wishes, right? The ruled kind.)
  883. CDH: this....looks like the ruins of the old world.
  884. CDS: Hizah's my friend, Asriel. Piss off.
  885. CDH: metal and silver.
  886. CCC made DT an OP.
  887. CDS: Mmmm. Science. Not a big deal.
  888. CDT ceased responding to memo.
  889. CVW: she just likes them f9r hugs and her chest«
  890. CIA: I don't really think a "friend" would feel the need to bind her to servitude.
  891. CAD: Well! Fine!
  892. CAD: Don't say I didn't warn you!
  893. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] finger pistol towards IA --
  894. CVW: y9u said it«
  895. CDS: I have my reasons.
  896. CIA: Mmhmm.
  897. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] Actually does have some concrete reasoning there... --
  898. CAD: You always do.
  899. CVW: 9h, speaking 9f which I f9und a g99d h9ld-9ut gun f9r y9u, I think«
  900. CDS: "Servitude" is a bit of a stretch anyway.
  901. CAD: You always do, i guess.*))
  902. CDH: ....
  903. CDS: Hizah does pretty much whatever she wants, regardless of what I say.
  904. CVW: ...d9n't ask h9w that reminded me«
  905. -- CURRENT aristocraticDespot [CAD] He frowns nonetheless, not wanting to get into an altercation with Draco, especially with Hizah here. --
  906. CDH: What demons and nagas get into is none of my business.
  907. CDS: Which is fine. At least she's nice and not judgy.
  908. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] Snugs the snek. Actually does like Hizah. --
  909. CDH: so long as they're not harming humanity in the process.
  910. CAD: Are you some kind of human protector?
  911. CDH: no i'm not eating the snake
  912. -- CURRENT aristocraticDespot [CAD] Smiles, looking towards DH. --
  913. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] says some name in some kind of eldritch tongue to...someone who appears not to be there. --
  914. CID ceased responding to memo.
  915. -- CURRENT introspectiveAuthor [CIA] rip snek --
  916. -- CURRENT aristocraticDespot [CAD] all around me are familiar faces --
  917. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] Rip Biscuits --
  918. CDH: Yes.
  919. -- CURRENT aristocraticDespot [CAD] Ripscuits --
  920. CAD: Heheh. I have a friend you should meet one day.
  921. CVW: ..wh9 menti9ned eating..sure«
  922. CDH: My duty is of grave importance to me.
  923. CAD: I think the two of you will get along great!
  924. CDS: Hm.
  925. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] anything the seer of void could see? --
  926. CVW: I think if y9u keep wandering ar9und here, y9u're g9ing t9 miss 9ut 9n y9ur duty«
  927. -- CURRENT aristocraticDespot [CAD] Rummages through a backpack for carrying on-the-go items, removing a water bottle and a candy bar. He pops the cap of the bottle and takes a sip. --
  928. CDH: I do not have many friends.
  929. CAD: Also most people that stick around for too long end up staying for, well, forever, it looks like.
  930. -- CURRENT introspectiveAuthor [CIA] fishes in her pocket for a... snickers bar this time. She pushes herself off the couch and wanders over to Shreom's, plopping herself down beside the Seer. --
  931. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] smiles at her, giving them her attention --
  932. CVW: hell9 again.«
  933. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] continues eating her saaalad --
  934. CIA: Hi.
  935. CIA: (You weren't supposed to mention the gun out loud.)
  936. CURRENT royalGluttony [CRG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  937. -- CURRENT royalGluttony [CRG] The worldgate opens up; dark, cloudy skies, with rain abundantly falling from the heights high above. A figure steps in through the gate: his form undoubtably incredible, his level of finesse is difficult to challenge; a nearly perfect being. Royal garbs flow off of his body with the wind; red with fluffy purple lining. The room is filled with the scent of the smell that's created after it rains; very light, none too --
  938. powerful. This figure himself smelled very clean, as if freshly washed. Truly.. Nothing close to its beauty has entered here before.
  939. -- CURRENT aristocraticDespot [CAD] Possibly shares a knowing look with IA, kindred souls who appreciate the best candybar. He rips open his own snickers and takes a bite. --
  940. -- CURRENT royalGluttony [CRG] A pomchi. --
  941. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] he would turn around and seem to glare at such a being. --
  942. CDH: Hmmm......
  943. CIA: (Oh. This guy looks like a prude. Cool, but a prude.)
  944. CDS: ...
  945. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] that cut off a bit, RG --
  946. CDH: I heard that.
  947. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] looks to IA --
  948. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] has EARS FROM HELL --
  949. CVW: ...(y9u get a few 9f them. everything with p9wer things they cna d9 what they want"«
  950. CVW: )«
  951. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] gestures at DH like they just proved the point --
  952. -- CURRENT royalGluttony [CRG] The mix between a Pomeranian and a Chihuahua. It stood at no more than twelve inches tall; its garbs fitted quite cleverly. Whoever made such attire definitely was paid handsomely for their work. Cute, pointy ears, very adorable over-all. A collar hangs from the dog's neck. --
  953. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] is http://pastebin.com/Wp9wvFfD sitting with IA --
  954. -- CURRENT royalGluttony [CRG] **This figure himself smelled very clean, as if freshly washed. Truly.. Nothing close to its beauty has entered here before. ((This is what cut off, I believe.)) --
  955. CVW: we weren't talking 9f y9u, bearded fell9w«
  956. CDH: You know not what I do, judge me if you will but I prefer honesty.
  957. -- CURRENT aristocraticDespot [CAD] Or not. He pops the snickers bar into his mouth while having a half lidded look as he looks around the room. The dog piqued his interest however. --
  958. CVW: take what y9u like fr9m it. I d9n't care t9 9ffend«
  959. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] watching this doggo --
  960. CAD: Hey there little guy.
  961. -- CURRENT aristocraticDespot [CAD] He waves towards the canine, grinning his usual smile. --
  962. CSS: Huh? What's going on, right now..?
  963. -- CURRENT royalGluttony [CRG] This dog barks in his own language, though regardless the Context could be felt; he demands food. The pomchi borks in multiple directions; none aimed directly at anyone. --
  964. CDH: I've spent most of my life being judged for my duty, so I am used to it.
  965. CVW: ...«
  966. CDH: You caused no offense.
  967. -- CURRENT royalGluttony [CRG] Trots around the room, the cute pitter-patter of paws is all that can be heard from him. --
  968. CVW: g99d t9 hear.«
  969. CDS: ...
  970. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] looks back to IA, eyes slightly dipping down t- focuses on her face --
  971. CVW: h9w was y9ur evening after 9r c99k 9ut? I d9 h9pe it was m9re enj9yable than l9sing s9briety«
  972. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] he walks over to a couch and sits down, sighing as he takes out a...canteen of some sorts and begins chugging from it --
  973. -- CURRENT aristocraticDespot [CAD] Narrows his eyes at the pooch's barking, but turns his attention towards the center of the room. Asriel let out a tired sigh. He wasn't sleepy, just exhausted from a long days work. --
  974. CIA: Did you just look at my chest?
  975. CAD: Whole lotta nothing going on.
  976. CDS: Why do you guys keep obsessing over breasts.
  977. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] To Maddy and Shreom --
  978. CIA: Obsession is a pretty strong word for it.
  979. CVW: ..I have chests 9n the brain«
  980. CVW: and I w9uldn't say it g9es bey9nd curi9usity thank y9u«
  981. CSS: Snrrrk.
  982. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] eyes close, sticks her tongue uout at DS --
  983. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] and then to SS --
  984. CVW: I'm just glad Hizah isn't paying attenti9n, 9f she may have decided t9 use hers as a hat«
  985. -- CURRENT seafoamSunshine [CSS] just giggles a bit, covering her mouth. --
  986. CIA: And you're one to talk. You were rubning your face in Hizah's cleavage a few minutes ago.
  987. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] grin --
  988. CDS: Hmp...Was not.
  989. CIA: You totally were. We both saw you.
  990. CVW: in her defense, she d9esn't tend t9 ask bef9re applying pressure«
  991. CAD: I don't know why there's so much obsession over Hizah's... chest! It's kind of weird!
  992. -- CURRENT royalGluttony [CRG] The dog tilts its head back before unleashing a sneeze. Shakes its head with the sneeze. The dog runs on over to AD, looking up at the goat. He borks twice; demanding morsels from them. --
  993. CVW: but she sure d9es seem t9 enj9y it when they d9«
  994. -- CURRENT aristocraticDespot [CAD] Raises his hands in alarm at the dogs advances. --
  995. CDS: I wasn't doing it on purpose..
  996. CSS: True... but it's kinda funny..!
  997. -- CURRENT royalGluttony [CRG] The canine couldn't care less for any other on-going topics; give the king some nourishment. --
  998. CIA: Becauze Hizah has an unusually large chest and it's worth noting.
  999. CVW: ..eheh..well I ap9l9gise if I'm making y9u unc9mf9rtable, Asriel..«
  1000. CAD: Wh-what you want the chocolate? Fine, here you can have the rest.
  1001. CVW: mm«
  1002. CVW: ...what.«
  1003. -- CURRENT aristocraticDespot [CAD] Offers the snickers bar to the dog  --
  1004. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] oh jees --
  1005. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] he takes out what looks like a bit of jerky and begins to eat it --
  1006. CSS: W-wait, no!
  1007. -- CURRENT royalGluttony [CRG] The dog sniffs at the snickers bar; head-tilt. The snickers bar is gone from AD's hand unless he retracted it. Licks his lips. --
  1008. CIA: Don't give the dog chocolate!
  1009. CSS: Don't give a dog choco- Ohhh no.
  1010. CAD: Oh I only walked in on the tail end of it I don't really- Dang, you must've been hungry. I'm not a prude or anythin- huh?
  1011. -- CURRENT aristocraticDespot [CAD] Shifts his gaze between the two, looking confused. --
  1012. CIA: I-if that dog dies or something, it's on you.
  1013. CSS: Dogs are allergic to chocolate!
  1014. CAD: Wh-WHAT?!
  1015. CVW: ..they can't digest it «
  1016. CDS: ...(Hmph.)
  1017. CVW: it's effectively p9is9n«
  1018. CAD: N-no I didn't know!
  1019. CAD: I didn't know
  1020. CAD: !*))
  1021. -- CURRENT royalGluttony [CRG] Seems just fine. The dog himself is quite surprised that the masses would assume him that of normal canines! Clad in beautiful robes, yet he doesn't stand out to them.. He takes offense to this. --
  1022. -- CURRENT aristocraticDespot [CAD] Looks mortified. --
  1023. CVW: they br9ught it up9n themself«
  1024. CAD: Yeah! I was just trying to be nice. It was looking hungry.
  1025. CVW: y9u were just trying t9 help«
  1026. CAD: Anyways I think it's gonna be fine.
  1027. -- CURRENT royalGluttony [CRG] However, this goat has met his request; his language works! The dog, while offended, is ecstatic to see he can communicate with them to a degree. He borks twice towards them in thanks; they can feel that the dog has given them his gratitude. The dog turns its attention to the room, borking at the others; something along the lines of calling them inferior due to their lack of gifts. --
  1028. -- CURRENT aristocraticDespot [CAD] Nods sagely towards VW in agreement. --
  1029. CIA: Uh. Digestion is a thing. It usually takes a few hours before things get really bad, if they do.
  1030. CIA: I wobder if medical takes pets?
  1031. -- CURRENT introspectiveAuthor [CIA] wonder --
  1032. CDS: Probably...
  1033. -- CURRENT royalGluttony [CRG] The dog cannot /directly/ be understood, but rather, the context of what he says is understable to a vague degree. --
  1034. CAD: Oh god...
  1035. CVW: they accepted Ophelia, I'm sure n9rmal animals apply«
  1036. -- CURRENT aristocraticDespot [CAD] Buries his face in his hands. --
  1037. CAD: I just got here and I'm already going to get kicked out for murder.
  1038. -- CURRENT royalGluttony [CRG] The dog jumps up next to AD on the couch. --
  1039. CVW: if killing pandabugs has little issue, then it'll be fine«
  1040. CVW: the d9g'll be fine«
  1041. CIA: Uh. I don't think "accidentally poisoning an animal" counts as murder.
  1042. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] continues to eat the large strip of jerky he has --
  1043. CVW: usually that little am9unt can be thr9wn back up, it's n9t an issue«
  1044. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] there appears to be tentacles comin off the jerky --
  1045. CIA: Also, the pandabugs are a hivemind. If ine dies, it can be replaced.
  1046. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] MY kind of jerky --
  1047. -- CURRENT introspectiveAuthor [CIA] one* --
  1048. CVW: true«
  1049. -- CURRENT aristocraticDespot [CAD] Smiles at the reassurement. He relaxes visibly. --
  1050. CVW: but still«
  1051. -- CURRENT royalGluttony [CRG] Places a paw upon their leg, borking once more in thanks; turns its back to them. The dog looks over towards DH; his ears perk up and his body lowers, he nyooms on over and demands a piece immediately; it looks new! Unique! It has never seen wiggly meat like this before; it must try some. --
  1052. CAD: Don't spread this around, please. I don't want to be known as the guy who poisoned a dog.
  1053. CIA: ...Sorry. That was pretty rude of me.
  1054. CVW: I have n9 prem9niti9ns 9f this d9g dieing fr9m this. it's n9 issue«
  1055. -- CURRENT aristocraticDespot [CAD] Looks down at the canine, offering a sad, sad smile. --
  1056. CVW: ..a bit. but they are rude«
  1057. CIA: And parasited.
  1058. -- CURRENT introspectiveAuthor [CIA] parasites * --
  1059. CVW: indeed«
  1060. CIA: They even said it like they were /proud/ of it.
  1061. CVW: ...eeh..I'll see h9w well Ic an teach mine t9 be kind«
  1062. CDH: ......
  1063. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] stares at the dog --
  1064. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] rips off a piece of the jerky and holds it out to the dog --
  1065. CVW: I have them in a tuxed9. I l9ve it«
  1066. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] the tentacles wriggle in pain as it's ripped --
  1067. CAD: Those little insect people? I haven't really talked to them but they keep trying to sell me cookies.
  1068. CVW: d9n't eat the c99kies, they're n9t particulrly g99d f9r y9u«
  1069. -- CURRENT royalGluttony [CRG] The dog tries to bite it! If successful, he would /nibble/ at it, rather than eating it so quickly that it looks as if it's been blinked from existence like he did with the snickers bar. --
  1070. CAD: I didn't plan on it! Thanks though.
  1071. CVW: unless y9u want an addicti9n, 9r a strange level 9f..pr9ducti9n, that is«
  1072. CVW: ..I like the lem9n 9nes, but..n9ly every 9nce in a while«
  1073. CDS: They make the cookies with their bodily fluids.
  1074. CVW: can y9u blame them? pe9ple were baking them int9 pies«
  1075. -- CURRENT aristocraticDespot [CAD] Coughs into his hands, looking disgusted really quick. --
  1076. CAD: A-awful!
  1077. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] it tastes like squid and beef had a baby and it also wriggles in his mouth --
  1078. CVW: ..indeed«
  1079. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] pfffft --
  1080. CIA: Didn't you say they were full of sugar?
  1081. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] that's an interesting thing --
  1082. CVW: they are full 9f sugar«
  1083. -- CURRENT aristocraticDespot [CAD] ahhhh kos --
  1084. CVW: "whimsey" is what their internal b9dy c9nsists 9f, and it's high in gluc9se«
  1085. -- CURRENT introspectiveAuthor [CIA] this isn't kos --
  1086. -- CURRENT introspectiveAuthor [CIA] i hope it isn't --
  1087. -- CURRENT introspectiveAuthor [CIA] hoonter will have to get in here for a no-holds-barred beatdown if it is. --
  1088. CAD: S-so Draco, what have you been up to?
  1089. CDS: Dying.
  1090. CDS: You?
  1091. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] it is purified eldritch jerky yes. --
  1092. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] Deadpan(?) --
  1093. -- CURRENT royalGluttony [CRG] The dog shakes his head as he tears into the meat; mercy is short with this canine. Does the meat have any special effects? I must know. --
  1094. CIA: Dying?
  1095. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] it tickles your brain --
  1096. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] if that makes sense --
  1097. CAD: ... Well I haven't been doing much of anything! I have a lot of money but nothing to do all day. Chara has been in their world and Tiere comes and goes.
  1098. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] that sounds amazing --
  1099. CVW: ..pft«
  1100. CAD: I guess I need to go out more! Haha!
  1101. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] Casually at that point where she's waiting for Death to stop being a cunt and either reap her are leave her alone. --
  1102. CVW: I think my teasing and y9ur wish has put her 9ver edge«
  1103. -- CURRENT introspectiveAuthor [CIA] TIME TO REAP --
  1104. CDS: Not really. What you say or do has little effect on my lifespan.
  1105. CVW: y9u take this t99 seri9usly«
  1106. CDS: Anyway...I'm going home before you people start making idiotic wishes that affect my body.
  1107. CDS: Goodnight.
  1108. CAD: Draco wait!
  1109. CSS: Aw.. alright. Goodbye~!
  1110. CVW: hehe...«
  1111. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] Stands up. --
  1112. CDS: What?
  1113. CAD: What if we, uh, did something, friend-like, sometime..?
  1114. CVW: we shall wait untill t9night bef9re the wish takes palce then«
  1115. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] it's purified so it doesn't make you mad but it does have a very tinge of madness still left in it --
  1116. -- CURRENT aristocraticDespot [CAD] Scratches the back of his head, looking a mixture of awkward and embarrassed. --
  1117. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] so therefore brain tickling --
  1118. -- CURRENT royalGluttony [CRG] It does not, I must know the specifics. Oh, so it creates madness to a degree? --
  1119. CDS: ...Maybe.
  1120. CDS: When I'm less busy.
  1121. -- CURRENT aristocraticDespot [CAD] Beams. That's JUST ENOUGH for him. He nods quickly, offering a quick wave of farewell. --
  1122. CAD: O-oh, great! Of course, see you around Draco.
  1123. CIA: How are you busy? You're here like... all the time.
  1124. CDS: Security. I work here.
  1125. CDS: In addition to the various other things I do when I leave.
  1126. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] Security work is Draco's free time. --
  1127. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] :P --
  1128. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] Heads for the elevator, flicking a wave goodbye over her shoulder. Down she goes. --
  1129. CSS: Anyways, uh.. I'm gonna get going too.
  1130. CSS: Bye, everyone..!
  1131. CIA: Oh. So you're here because it's your job-
  1132. CIA: Oh.
  1133. CIA: Bye
  1134. CAD: Aw. I guess it's for the best, I need to go run errands.
  1135. -- CURRENT royalGluttony [CRG] The dog is pure royalty; to give into madness is to allow the kingdom to fall! The dog's mental fortitude is strikingly high, as it eats the meat very casually; it was gone in no time. It looks up towards DH; demanding more with one last bork. --
  1136. CVW: g99dbye, Junk9!«
  1137. CVW: d9 y9u want t9 c9me with us when we g9? it migt n9t be f9r a bit«
  1138. CDH: .....
  1139. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] would just toss the rest to the dog --
  1140. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] a rather large WIGGLY chunk --
  1141. CSS: Huh? For the shopping thing? Sure, I guess?
  1142. CIA: Go where?
  1143. -- CURRENT aristocraticDespot [CAD] Heads down to his city apartment, painstakingly waiting for the elevator to travel and return. He would slide in, pushing the button for the city. Afterwards he'd head off to his purchased apartment. --
  1144. -- CURRENT introspectiveAuthor [CIA] one does not purchase an apartment. --
  1145. -- CURRENT royalGluttony [CRG] Hops up to bite it! He puts it to the ground and places both paws upon the wriggling meat; his nommers rip through it greedily. It's a wonder if he would offer any of this even to one who was starving; this king is greedy, to a degree. --
  1146. -- CURRENT introspectiveAuthor [CIA] that's a condominium --
  1147. CVW: I can't decide«
  1148. CSS: But yeah, see you later, I guess..!
  1149. CVW: but I guess near the mall«
  1150. CDH: Wow.
  1151. CDH: Fancy dog.
  1152. CVW: 9h, farewell. nice talking t9 y9u«
  1153. CDH: No we're not eating the dog -ELDRITCH SPEAK-
  1154. CIA: Should we head out, too?
  1155. -- CURRENT seafoamSunshine [CSS] gets up now, and just sorta skedaddles --
  1156. CVW: ...? d9 y9u want t9?«
  1157. CDH: I swear you suggest eating everything.
  1158. -- CURRENT royalGluttony [CRG] Most notably: has a small crown atop his head! Neon green uppercause Omega's lined the bottom of the crown. It looks bound to the dog's head, as it doesn't fall or move. --
  1159. CVW: first 9f maybe many times we d9 this?«
  1160. CDH: we can't just eat everything.
  1161. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] grin --
  1162. CDH: no it's not because i'm not tryng hard enough
  1163. CVW: eating that stuff..talking t9 them. I'm sure they w9uld l9ve t9 eat everything..«
  1164. -- CURRENT royalGluttony [CRG] The dog pauses entirely; its focus moves upwards towards DH's face. He tilts his head. Firmly disagrees with their statement of "We can't just eat everything." Silly. --
  1165. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] his face is hidden by shadow and his GLORIOUS WHITE BEARD --
  1166. -- CURRENT royalGluttony [CRG] Shakes its head slowly as it returns to devouring the meat; gone in seconds. It licks its lips again; however, is nowhere near satisfied. It borks upwards at DH; give him more. --
  1167. CDH: dog, you eat anymore of that and you're gonna get sick.
  1168. -- CURRENT royalGluttony [CRG] Shakes his head. Begins borking up at him with a seconds pause between each one! Cute, yet demanding and fierce to an extent. --
  1169. CDH: fine.
  1170. CDH: I have a ton of it anyway
  1171. CVW: anything y9uw ant t9 d9, Maddy?«
  1172. CDH: don't blame me if you get sick
  1173. CVW: maybe we can find s9me9ne t9 hang 9ut with«
  1174. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] takes out a large...strip of it and holds it out to the dog --
  1175. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] this one just...wrtiggles fiercly against his hand, it seems fresh --
  1176. -- CURRENT royalGluttony [CRG] The dog spins in place several times; happy! It SNATCHES the strip right from the man's hand. --
  1177. CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  1178. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] somehow still exists --
  1179. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] gaasp --
  1180. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] sorry my internet died --
  1181. CGC ceased responding to memo.
  1182. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] it wriggles violently in the dog's grip --
  1183. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] looks like https://pastebin.com/xJ3wwa8Q and is wearing a french maid outfit. --
  1184. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] shroem is there, sitting with IA --
  1185. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] flops onto the couch next to Shreom and Maddy --
  1186. CMN: What up you two?
  1187. CVW: hey, n9t much«
  1188. CVW: what 9f y9u«
  1189. CVW: Junk9 left..«
  1190. CMN: Oh she had to go do other stuff?
  1191. CVW: I guess s9«
  1192. -- CURRENT royalGluttony [CRG] Bite-marks cover the entirety of the strip of meat; it was quickly eaten at high speeds! It saved some small bits to nibble on as a small snack after his meal. --
  1193. ??? saccharineTranquility [?ST] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
  1194. -- ??? saccharineTranquility [?ST] steps in from the elevator, sighing quietly. still being https://www.dropbox.com/s/jtk1yezdbqxxhp7/Posing.jpg?raw=1 she's currently standing at roughly 5'6" and looks like a teenager, though. She also has a pair of massive, white, feathered wings sprouting from her back. She carries with her a potent aura of tranquility --
  1195. -- ??? saccharineTranquility [?ST] with her, spiritually soothing to all around herself. It feels warm and tingly. (disclaimer: beings of darkness, creatures literally made of evil, and things that thrive on despair and similar will probably feel anything ranging from discomfort to horrible pain to actually getting set on fire from her presence, depending.) --
  1196. -- ??? saccharineTranquility [?ST] She looks over the room, before taking a seat on one of the couches, stretching her wings out for a moment before relaxing them. She neatly folds her hands in her lap, trying to relax. --
  1197. ?ST: ...Good day, Aperture. It's been quite a while.
  1198. CURRENT endearingInvestigator [CEI] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  1199. -- CURRENT endearingInvestigator [CEI] steps out of the elevator. Abruptly. Seeming to move. Almost like teleportation. Across the room. Only those with keen eyesight would even notice. Leaving to #Aperture_Medical. http://imgur.com/YliZCBG . --
  1200. -- ??? saccharineTranquility [?ST] (answer: yes, she is an angel) --
  1201. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] feels a tad displeased. eyes flicker to the sudden movement before watching ST for a minute --
  1202. CVW: hell9 there«
  1203. ?ST: ...Hello.
  1204. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] turns to ST --
  1205. CMN: Hello there
  1206. CIA: Wow.
  1207. CIA: Uh.
  1208. CSS ceased responding to memo.
  1209. ?ST: My name is Ilias. It's a pleasure to meet you both.
  1210. -- CURRENT royalGluttony [CRG] The royal canine borks in ST's direction, unfamiliar with an appearance such as their own; this dog's culture lacks angelic/holy figures, appearently. Its eyes lock onto EI; causing him to spin in place afterwards due to how quickly he spun! The dog spins in place like a top; flopping onto his side. He rolls back up to his feet; a king musn't lay on the ground in such a weak manner! For the king to look weak, his kingd --
  1211. will equate to that of a fresh infant.
  1212. CIA: That was probably the-
  1213. CIA: Ilias!?
  1214. CVW: ...indeed! what pretty wings y9u have«
  1215. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] looks at IA curiously --
  1216. ?ST: ...Hmmm?
  1217. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] is http://pastebin.com/Wp9wvFfD --
  1218. ?ST: Ah, were you looking for me?
  1219. CMN: Hi I'm ayo
  1220. CVW: I was.«
  1221. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] looks back to ST --
  1222. -- CURRENT patrioticEruption [CPE] Barry /kicks/ the gym door open; NOW he seems ready to go! "Hey, /that's/ a name I recognize!" He looks over in ST's direction. The boy rubs his chin as if he were lost in thought; unsure how well he even knew Ilias. --
  1223. -- CURRENT introspectiveAuthor [CIA] scrambles to her feetx clapping a hand over her chest and bowing deeply. --
  1224. CVW: can't say the name means anything, th9ugh«
  1225. CVW: ...erm«
  1226. CVW: what«
  1227. CIA: Please, forgive my rudeness!
  1228. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] watches Ia, looking almost startled --
  1229. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] looks at IA curiosly --
  1230. CVW: ..the hell«
  1231. CPE: ..Eh? Is that a requirement now? Not sure I've ever bowed to anyone, myself!
  1232. CVW: ..mm. I'm just a bit c9nfused myself«
  1233. -- ??? saccharineTranquility [?ST] you kicked her door in and threatened to beat her up once. Until she explained that she had no control over what happened that you were accusing her of. --
  1234. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] his eyes suddenly focus upon ST --
  1235. CDH: You....
  1236. -- ??? saccharineTranquility [?ST] then you apologized and left --
  1237. -- CURRENT patrioticEruption [CPE] Who, Barry? --
  1238. -- ??? saccharineTranquility [?ST] yes --
  1239. -- ??? saccharineTranquility [?ST] with undyne --
  1240. -- ??? saccharineTranquility [?ST] that one time --
  1241. -- CURRENT patrioticEruption [CPE] Oh! Good times. --
  1242. -- CURRENT patrioticEruption [CPE] They were being bullies that day --
  1243. -- ??? saccharineTranquility [?ST] sighs --
  1244. CURRENT bigBad [CBB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  1245. -- CURRENT bigBad [CBB] stumbles on in. Small, scrappy looking fuck with a head of tousled black hair. Pale skin. Hands covered in nicks and cuts. Baggy dark green army coat over a grey shirt. Cargo pants. Boots. Yellowing black eye and a smudge of a bruise across their nose. They have a pair of cheap-looking wire-framed glasses perched on their --
  1246. -- CURRENT bigBad [CBB] nose. --
  1247. ?ST: Don't worry about it.
  1248. ?ST: ...Especially not today.
  1249. CMN: Oh hey it's Ollie
  1250. -- CURRENT dutyboundHunter [CDH] would just get up and leave, heading to the city, how rude --
  1251. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] waves to BB --
  1252. CIA: What...?
  1253. CPE: ..Somethin' goin' on?
  1254. CIA: What's soecial about today? Uh. If I can ask that?
  1255.  
  1256. CDT ceased responding to memo.
  1257. FSS: Hey Hey!
  1258. -- FUTURE sympatheticSpoon [FSS] waves with a big happy smile to CT. --
  1259. -- CURRENT patrioticEruption [CPE] The elevator door opens up, Barry walks on in! Carrying a crock-pot. He sets it down at any table he can find; puts some bowls and a fork next to it. Inside the crock-pot is roast beef, appearently. He takes a bit for himself and seats himself on a couch. --
  1260. CPE: Sup dudes.
  1261. CPE: I brought /that meat/ if anyone's hungry!
  1262. CURRENT monY [CMY] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  1263. CMY: hello
  1264. CMY: i don't eat meat that much But it is very nice to meat you
  1265. CVW: ((My, this is an rping memo. please read the rule if you can))
  1266. CMY ceased responding to memo.
  1267. -- CURRENT constrictingTeuthology [CCT] waves to SS, smiling, before waving to PE as well. --
  1268. CNB: That meat? Th' heck's that supposed to mean?
  1269. CPE: /That/ meat! It's roast beef, it's good, I promise!
  1270. -- CURRENT patrioticEruption [CPE] Points to the pot of crock. --
  1271. CBN: I'll eat your meat.
  1272. CBN: Wait, how old're you.
  1273. CPE: Sixteen!
  1274. -- CURRENT patrioticEruption [CPE] Shoots down all of BN's possible hopes. --
  1275. CBN: I retract everything I sid.
  1276. -- CURRENT binaryNimrod [CBN] saiD* --
  1277. CNB: See! Told'ya ta cool it, Mika!
  1278. CBN: Yeah, fuck you, humans're weird with age.
  1279. -- CURRENT patrioticEruption [CPE] Finishes what he got for himself somewhat quickly. Setting his bowl off to the side; he begins bending himself around in extremely unnatural, inhumane positions. His joints pop and loosen from this; he then unwraps himself and gets to his feet again. --
  1280. CNB: Yeah, well, so''re you!
  1281. CDA ceased responding to memo.
  1282. CBN: Tell me how old y'are, Sanya.
  1283. CNB: 'm twenty!
  1284. CBN: You's a damn midget.
  1285. CBN: You look like you're fifteen at most, for my people.
  1286. CNB: H-hey!
  1287. CAI ceased responding to memo.
  1288. CPE: Jesus christ guys, settle down. Sounds like a ROCK CONCERT in here with all of this NOISE!
  1289. CNB: Alright, alright.. the feck is this place supposed to be, anyways?
  1290. -- CURRENT patrioticEruption [CPE] Sticks his hands up and begins firing off fireworks; all of which generate no debri of any kind and are safe altogether. --
  1291. CPE: A PLACE OF /SCIENCE AND LEARNING/.
  1292. -- CURRENT binaryNimrod [CBN] dROPS TO THE FLOOR. FUCK. EXPLOSIONS. SHE TRIES TO PULL NB DOWN WITH HER. --
  1293. -- CURRENT patrioticEruption [CPE] Soon ceases the fireworks and acts casual. --
  1294. CNB: Th' hell was all that?!
  1295. CPE: What was that, dude/
  1296. CPE: *?
  1297. CNB: Yer the one makin' things explode!
  1298. CPE: You sure? You might've ate somethin' weird when you came here!
  1299. CPE: I didn't make /anything/ explode!
  1300. CNB: Yanno what, nevermind! Mika, gitoff, I'm outta here!
  1301. -- CURRENT binaryNimrod [CBN] Mika gitsoff! --
  1302. CBN: Yeah, we outta here!
  1303. CBN: This party's dead.
  1304. CVW ceased responding to memo.
  1305. -- CURRENT nocturnalBrigand [CNB] springs to her feet, and then promptly.. RUNS LIKE HELL(Because its almost midnight and i need sleep) --
  1306. CURRENT illegitimateSwordsman [CIS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  1307. -- CURRENT illegitimateSwordsman [CIS] the intercoms crackle to life --
  1308. CIS: "Barry, don't scare the guests."
  1309. CBN: I ain't scurred.
  1310. -- CURRENT binaryNimrod [CBN] FLEES. --
  1311. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] jolts upright, blinking a few times --
  1312. PKS: What the hell happened?
  1313. CPE: They had to split!
  1314. CBN ceased responding to memo.
  1315. CNB ceased responding to memo.
  1316. CPE: Didn't mean to, Red! By the way, when is that Security event comin' up?
  1317. PKS: Good question.
  1318. PKS: I think over the weekend?
  1319. CLL ceased responding to memo.
  1320. CURRENT bigBad [CBB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  1321. -- CURRENT bigBad [CBB] stumbles on in. Small, scrappy looking fuck with a head of tousled black hair. Pale skin. Hands covered in nicks and cuts. Baggy dark green army coat over a grey shirt. Cargo pants. Boots. Black eye and a bruised nose. Clutching a pair of (utterly trashed) big thick-framed hipster glasses. --
  1322. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] do they have an apparent gender --
  1323. CPE: Hey there! If you're hungry, that crock pot over there's got roast beef in it.
  1324. -- CURRENT patrioticEruption [CPE] Thumbs towards the crock-pot on a nearby table; bowls and forks occupy the space next to it. --
  1325. -- CURRENT bigBad [CBB] very, very androgynous appearance. --
  1326. -- CURRENT constrictingTeuthology [CCT] looks at BB, blinking once. --
  1327. -- CURRENT bigBad [CBB] but if you're really looking, and you would *really* have to look, their outfit conceals hip to waist ratio etc, they lean towards DFAB. --
  1328. -- CURRENT constrictingTeuthology [CCT] yawns quietly, closing her eyes. --
  1329. CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  1330. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] walks in from the world gate --
  1331. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] looks like https://pastebin.com/xJ3wwa8Q and is wearing a french maid outfit. --
  1332. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] looks at BB and CT --
  1333. CMN: Oh hello
  1334. CMN: I havn't met you two yet.
  1335. CBB: U-u-um.
  1336. CBB: H-hi.
  1337. CMN: I'm Ayo.
  1338. -- CURRENT bigBad [CBB] squints. They bring their broken glasses up to their face to peer at MN through them. --
  1339. CBB: I-I'm Ollie.
  1340. -- CURRENT constrictingTeuthology [CCT] opens her eyes, glancing at MN. --
  1341. CMN: Nice to meet you Ollie
  1342. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] reaches over to give Ollie a handshake --
  1343. -- CURRENT matronlyTriggerwoman [CMT]  --
  1344. -- CURRENT bigBad [CBB] offers a shy little smile. They shake the hand. --
  1345. -- CURRENT bigBad [CBB] ur going 2 hell --
  1346. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] What the heck even is that skateboard boy? --
  1347. -- CURRENT matronlyTriggerwoman [CMT] ollies, outtie, --
  1348. -- CURRENT bigBad [CBB] has scratched up hands, and a gentle grip. They tuck their hands in their pockets again. --
  1349. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] that's such a dumb pun. I love it. --
  1350. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] looks at CT --
  1351. CMN: Do you have a name
  1352. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] also do you have a reference? --
  1353. CCT: My name is Tulu.
  1354. -- CURRENT constrictingTeuthology [CCT] she is https://pastebin.com/WS05Pgra --
  1355. CMN: Nice to meet you Tulu.
  1356. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] reaches to shake Tulu's hand --
  1357. CBB: H-hi, Ayo, um. Tulu.
  1358. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] turns to face BB while keeping his hand out to CT --
  1359. CMN: Aww you're kinda shy aren't you
  1360. -- CURRENT bigBad [CBB] blinks a bit, tucking their hands into their pockets some more and going a tad pink. --
  1361. CBB: Um.
  1362. -- CURRENT constrictingTeuthology [CCT] grabs onto MN's hand, shaking it. --
  1363. CCT: Nice to meet you, too.
  1364. CCT: And you as well.
  1365. PKS: Ollie? Cool name, I guess.
  1366. -- CURRENT constrictingTeuthology [CCT] lets his hand go, glancing at BB. --
  1367. CBB: T-thank you.
  1368. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] puts their hand back at their side --
  1369. CMN: Kyoko you should introduce yourself to him. Don't just leave the name knowing one sided.
  1370. PKS: ...
  1371. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] squints at MN --
  1372. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] squints back at KS --
  1373. CMN: So. Why are we squinting at each other?
  1374. CBB: Um. I-I broke my g-glasses.
  1375. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] stops squinting at KS and turns to BB --
  1376. CMN: Oh we should probably find new glasses for you then
  1377. CBB: I-I, um. It's okay.
  1378. CMN: But, you probably want to see better right?
  1379. -- CURRENT bigBad [CBB] holds up their glasses. One of the arms is totally snapped off, and both lenses are cracked. One is scraped up as well. --
  1380. CBB: O-one of these is okay.
  1381. CMN: One of your lenses?
  1382. CBB: Y-yeah. I, um. I can see out of that. Kind of.
  1383. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] sighs --
  1384. CMN: Ya c'mon you're getting some new glasses that you can see out of
  1385. CMN: And has a warranty
  1386. CBB: I-I, um.
  1387. CBB: I, I don't have much. Money.
  1388. CMN: Oh that might be a problem
  1389. -- CURRENT patrioticEruption [CPE] Stands up and approached BB; gently slaps a 100 dollar bill into their right hand before heading to the worldgate; hand in his pockets. "See y'all tomorrow, maybe!" He heads on through, going home. --
  1390. CMN: Oh I guess that's no longer a problem
  1391. CBB: I-I, b-b-b.
  1392. CBB: I- w-wait! Y-you, um, your money -- !
  1393. CMN: I don't think he'll accept it back.
  1394. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] smiles at BB --
  1395. CMN: I think you made a friend
  1396. -- CURRENT patrioticEruption [CPE] Cannot accept it back, for he has /gone to a completely different UNIVERSE/. Meanwhile, I'm going to the bedzone. night guys. --
  1397. CBB: U-um.
  1398. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] night --
  1399. CBB: I-I'll keep it for h-him.
  1400. -- CURRENT bigBad [CBB] pockets the $$$. Nighto! --
  1401. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] sighs --
  1402. CMN: He didn't drop the money. He wants to pay for your glasses.
  1403. CMN: You don't have to give it back.
  1404. CMN: Alright I'm gonna talk to Kyoko for a sec.
  1405. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] approaches KS --
  1406. CMN: Hey Kyoko
  1407. CPE ceased responding to memo.
  1408. -- CURRENT constrictingTeuthology [CCT] stands up and walks out. --
  1409. CCT ceased responding to memo.
  1410. CBB ceased responding to memo.
  1411. CMN: You're the like a high ranking security member right?
  1412. CURRENT bigBad [CBB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  1413. -- CURRENT bigBad [CBB] fuck, i dieds soz --
  1414. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] np I don't think you missed anything --
  1415. CBB: Um. Hi, K-Kyoko. Sorry. I don't t-think I said hello.
  1416. CBB: So. Hello.
  1417. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] brb --
  1418. PKS: Err, hi.
  1419. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] back --
  1420. CMN: Kyoko you are a high ranking security person right?
  1421. PKS: ...
  1422. PKS: Hahahahahahahhahahhahhahahaha
  1423. PKS: I'm Tiere's assistant.
  1424. CMN: But, you are on the security team right?
  1425. PKS: Yes.
  1426. CMN: I was apparently attacked last night.
  1427. CMN: It was a nun named Mother Pucci. She apparently tried to brain wash me with an invisible man.
  1428. CCL ceased responding to memo.
  1429. PKS: ...
  1430. PKS: What.
  1431. PKS: I thought you didn't believe in that kinda junk.
  1432. CMN: I was confused to.
  1433. CMN: Oh no. I started believing a couple of days ago.
  1434. PKS: Oh? Cool.
  1435. -- CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] "Then I saw her face" --
  1436. -- CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] "NOW I'M A BELIEVEEEEER!" --
  1437. CMN: Ya. I think she called the ability her stand or something?
  1438. -- CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] -Ayo probably --
  1439. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] shrugs --
  1440. CMN: Figured I should probably report that in case she tries to attack more people.
  1441. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] also good meme AI --
  1442. CMP ceased responding to memo.
  1443. CBB ceased responding to memo.
  1444. PKS: Okay.
  1445. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] nods --
  1446. PKS: Got it.
  1447. CMN: Alright. Thanks for the help.
  1448. CURRENT bigBad [CBB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  1449. -- CURRENT bigBad [CBB] examines their glasses. They retrieve a paperclip from a pocket, which they use to try to wire the broken arm back on. It fails. --
  1450. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] goes back to BB --
  1451. CMN: Oh honey no
  1452. -- CURRENT bigBad [CBB] jumps a bit, stuffing their glasses back in their pocket. --
  1453. CMN: C'mon those are pretty unusable
  1454. CMN: Let's get you new ones.
  1455. PKS: ...Don't you need a doctor for that?
  1456. CBB: Um. A-an optometrist, but I know my p-perscription.
  1457. CMN: If he knows his persciption then we could just go to the city and just get new ones.
  1458. CBB: They h-have a city here?
  1459. CMN: Ya. Wanna see it?
  1460. CBB: T-that would be, um. That would be cool.
  1461. CBB: Thank you.
  1462. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] turns to Kyoko. --
  1463. CMN: Wanna come with? I don't really know my way around the city yet.
  1464. CAI ceased responding to memo.
  1465. CDF ceased responding to memo.
  1466. CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  1467. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] steps out from the elevator, walking over to a couch. Doing a little hop to climb up onto it... Wait, hop? The dragon, in his human form, has been shrunk down to 3'7", a child in height and almost in appearance were it not for his grumpiness. His small wings and tail remains, but the rest streak in his hair is gone --
  1468. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] red streak* --
  1469. CBB: U-um. I don't know if she's.
  1470. CBB: I-if she wants t-to.
  1471. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] turns to BB --
  1472. -- CURRENT bigBad's [CBB'S] eyes widen a bit. They squint at DF, peering at the wings. --
  1473. CMN: If she'll make you feel uncomfortable I guess we can go with her.
  1474. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] for Kyoko, the demonic presence is hardly there. Serving more as a source of power than as an actual demon --
  1475. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] is still http://imgur.com/a/KjkuA but as said, shrunk and made just a little younger --
  1476. CBB: Oh, n-no, she just.
  1477. CBB: D-doesn't seem to. Want to.
  1478. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] shrugs --
  1479. CMN: Okay then. Let's head out.
  1480. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] gives BB a glance, his wings twitching in annoyance --
  1481. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] heads into the elevator --
  1482. -- CURRENT bigBad [CBB] nods a bit. They quail under the glance, looking away quickly. --
  1483. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] points at DF --
  1484. CBB: U-um, s-s-s. Sorry. I'm, um, I'm O-Ollie, I d-didn't mean to s-stare.
  1485. CMN: Hey don't scare him. He's new here.
  1486. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] staares at BB, before offering a small wave --
  1487. CDF: I'm Kavu.
  1488. CMN: I'm Ayo
  1489. -- CURRENT bigBad [CBB] offers a weak little smile, shuffling after MN slowly. --
  1490. -- CURRENT bigBad [CBB] is a small, scrappy looking fuck with a head of tousled black hair. Pale skin. Hands covered in nicks and cuts. Baggy dark green army coat over a grey shirt. Cargo pants. Boots. Black eye and a bruised nose. Clutching a pair of (utterly trashed) big thick-framed hipster glasses. --
  1491. CLL ceased responding to memo.
  1492. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] waits until BB is in the elevator and then hits the button to go down --
  1493. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] #Aperture_City --
  1494. PKS: K-Kavu? Is that you...???
  1495. CDF: ...Yes.
  1496. PKS: What the hell happened!?
  1497. CDF: ...
  1498. PKS: You're tiny!
  1499. CDF: I pissed off a god..?
  1500. CDF: I-I am fully aware of this.
  1501. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] crosses his arms, glancing to Kyoko --
  1502. PKS: Y-You did what!?
  1503. CDF: ...That's not important
  1504. CDF: What have you been up to?
  1505. PKS: Err, nothing nearly that insane!
  1506. CDF: It's not that insane.
  1507. PKS: Pretty insane!
  1508. PKS: ...So...are you cursed now?
  1509. CDF: I think so
  1510. CDF: It's a pain...
  1511. PKS: Guh.
  1512. PKS: Want me to take a crack at it?
  1513. PKS: Enchantments are my specialty, dunno if I can do anything about something a /god/ placed though.
  1514. PKS: ...Then again I was able to fix the damage that half baked genie did to me.
  1515. PKS: ...But she underestimated me.
  1516. CDF: I doubt much good will come from it, it is as you said.
  1517. CDF: ...A genie hardly compares to a god.
  1518. PKS: Still, I can try.
  1519. PKS: Come 'ere.
  1520. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] huffs, sliding off the couch to waddle over to Kyoko --
  1521. CBB ceased responding to memo.
  1522. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] picks up the shota dragon (*SHOT*) and sets him beside her, before biting her tongue and squinting as she examines...just what kinda curse is this? How strong is it? --
  1523. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] grumbles at being picked up and set aside, crossing his arms. It is, simply put, a deaging curse that affected both him and the Regrets. He spoke true of the god placing it on him, the curse weaved in ways only the deity could know with power behind it. --
  1524. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] Kyoko kinda...tugs at the strings making it up. --
  1525. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] very firmly --
  1526. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] finding them to not want to budge, she groans --
  1527. PKS: Come on...at least *react*...
  1528. PKS: Zuh...
  1529. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] emerges from the elevator --
  1530. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] watches her try, staring blankly at her before reaching up to pat her arm --
  1531. CBB ceased responding to memo.
  1532. CMN: ((So um what would what's happening right now look like to my character?))
  1533. CDF: You're not getting anywhere.
  1534. CDF: (( Absolutely nothing except the arm patting
  1535. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] You see Kyoko staring very very intently at a small child/dragon person while whining in frustration. --
  1536. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] this is very awkward --
  1537. CMN: Awww is he a little bundle of trouble?
  1538. CDF: I appreciate your attempt, however.
  1539. PKS: Guh.
  1540. PKS: I know a few people who can help maybe. But they ain't cheap.
  1541. PKS: Maybe it'll wear off?
  1542. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] sighs, hanging her head --
  1543. CDF: I hope so.
  1544. CMN: What's wrong with the little guy?
  1545. PKS: Ain't supposed to be a little guy.
  1546. CMN: Oh?
  1547. CDF: My power's too weak like this..
  1548. CMN: Have you tried waiting for puberty?
  1549. PKS: ...
  1550. PKS: Really, dude?
  1551. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] shrugs --
  1552. CDF: Is the mortal speaking nonsense?
  1553. PKS: Anyway, yeah. Magic is real. Dunno if it's real where YOU came from, but.
  1554. PKS: This place connects to all kinds of worlds.
  1555. PKS: Several of them have magic.
  1556. PKS: I think he just made a sex joke.
  1557. CMN: I mean maybe it just sent his body back in time
  1558. PKS: Okay but waiting /sucks/.
  1559. PKS: ...And no.
  1560. PKS: He's still cursed.
  1561. PKS: So this is an ongoing thing.
  1562. CMN: Oh it's a curse?
  1563. PKS: That's to say: if I bust this somehow he should go back to normal.
  1564. CMN: That sounds more serious than shouldn't be little.
  1565. CDF: Not too far off, in terms of effect
  1566. CDF: but yes, it is a curse.
  1567. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] grumbles under his breath --
  1568. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] something something "big might dragon now this" --
  1569. PKS: On that note: Please treat him as an adult, because he is one.
  1570. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] is, quite frankly, feeling robbed of his pride and dignity. --
  1571. CMN: Oh shoot I didn't think about that
  1572. CDF: Thank you Kyoko.
  1573. PKS: No problem, Kavu.
  1574. CMN: Wait did he just say dragon?
  1575. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] huffs, rubbing his face with his smol hands --
  1576. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] ... --
  1577. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] points to his horns --
  1578. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] then his tail --
  1579. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] then his wings --
  1580. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] then his eyes --
  1581. PKS: Yes.
  1582. CMN: Oh I thought that was like some demon stuff
  1583. CDF: (To be 150 years old again is annoying.)
  1584. PKS: ...
  1585. PKS: No.
  1586. CDF: The demons got it from us.
  1587. CMN: The demons copied your look?
  1588. CDF: Yes.
  1589. CMN: What about the demons that don't look like dragons?
  1590. PKS: Those ones are more original.
  1591. CDF: If they didn't rip it from something else, they're original.
  1592. CMN: Oh cool
  1593. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] grumbles and flops over toward Kyoko --
  1594. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] is trying his hardest to supress an awwwwww --
  1595. CDF: (This is beyond embarassing, really.)
  1596. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] is failing --
  1597. CDF: (To be reduced to this state isn't deserving for a dragon like myself.)
  1598. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] laying on kyoko's lap, or? --
  1599. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] if she's still facing toward him, most likely yes --
  1600. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] is failing even more at supressing an awwwwwwwww --
  1601. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] she reaches down to stroke his hair, sighing --
  1602. PKS: (It's cute, but...don't worry, I'll still treat you with respect)
  1603. CDF: (Cute! I'm not supposed to be cute, I'm supposed to be Intimidating, Cool, Hot, nothing but cute.)
  1604. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] huffs, but doesn't object to the stroking as he closes his eyes. --
  1605. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] approaches the pair --
  1606. CDF: (That there is no dragons from my world to see me is my only boon.)
  1607. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] attempts to join in the petting --
  1608. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] opens an eye to glare at MN. Does he attempt anyway? --
  1609. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] on the one hand: bad idea. on the other hand...this is probably the only time you'd ever get away with it. --
  1610. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] his arm nopes it right out of there --
  1611. PKS: ...Ask first before petting strangers.
  1612. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] closes his eye after a moment. --
  1613. CDF: I refuse any request to let you touch me, mortal.
  1614. CMN: Which is why I tried to use stealth
  1615. CDF: You reek, any chance of stealth is ruined by your mere existence.
  1616. CMN: Awwww he's like a mini boy draco.
  1617. CDF: Do not compare me to that half-breed.
  1618. CMN: Wait are demons half dragon?
  1619. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] scowls, though he'd relax as the petting continues --
  1620. CDF: No.
  1621. CDF: Gods no.
  1622. CMN: Then what makes Draco a half breed?
  1623. CDF: You can use that 'stealthy' mind of your to find out, I am sure
  1624. CMN: Oh is she half demon and half human?
  1625. CDF: (I could really use a dri--...)
  1626. CDF: ....Kyoko?
  1627. CDF: I've an important question.
  1628. PKS: Sneaking up on dragons is a bad move, dude.
  1629. PKS: Good way to get torched.
  1630. PKS: (Sure?)
  1631. CDF: Do they accept children-looking people drinking rum and ales?
  1632. PKS: ...Well.
  1633. PKS: I know a few places.
  1634. PKS: If you had an ID it wouldn't matter, but.
  1635. PKS: Uh...
  1636. PKS: Tell you what, I could get you some stuff.
  1637. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] ...GROAAAANS --
  1638. CDF: (That I'd be unable to fend for my own drinks as well!)
  1639. CDF: That I'd aught be inconvenined in the most frustrating way, the god must've known it'd be mocking me.
  1640. CDF: inconvinenced*))
  1641. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] yawns --
  1642. CMN: I think I'm gonna hit the hay
  1643. PKS: Totally.
  1644. PKS: Which god even was it?
  1645. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] flops on a couch that isn't the couch they are sitting on --
  1646. CMN: Night guys
  1647. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] falls asleep --
  1648. PKS: ...Night night.
  1649. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] Night Kavu. You trash boyo. --
  1650. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] fk off Ryab --
  1651. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] Love you too bb --
  1652. CDF: A god from my own, the one called Ireta
  1653. CMN ceased responding to memo.
  1654. CDF: A nasty god, she is
  1655. CDF: That she'd be angered to also send a paladin after my hide...
  1656. PKS: What's she the god of?
  1657. PKS: -Christ, she cursed you AND sent a paladin after you?
  1658. PKS: ...Wait they ain't gonna come here, are they?
  1659. CURRENT amnesiacMorbiferon [CAM] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  1660. -- CURRENT amnesiacMorbiferon [CAM] silently enters, taking a quiet look around. --
  1661. PKS: ...Oh, hey Alex.
  1662. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] has a 3'7" shota kavu laying on her lap --
  1663. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] looks over at AM, need me to repost ref Pip? --
  1664. CDF: The paladin was already here, but I got him back to our own world.
  1665. CWO ceased responding to memo.
  1666. CDF: And she's supposedly the Goddess of Good
  1667. CDF: or the Bane of Evil
  1668. CDF: I've lost count how many names they've come to calling her by.
  1669. PKS: ...
  1670. PKS: And she wants you dead?
  1671. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] kinda...parts her lips a bit. what. --
  1672. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] kavu wtf did you do --
  1673. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] the goddess of good turned you into a shota --
  1674. -- CURRENT amnesiacMorbiferon [CAM] no ya dont --
  1675. -- CURRENT amnesiacMorbiferon [CAM] gives a small wave, before resting on the wall to listen. --
  1676. CDF: Well on top of possibly burning a couple church and chapels and helping some people get away from their inquisitive bullshit..
  1677. PKS: .......
  1678. PKS: you did what!?
  1679. CDF: She considered harboring a being of evil bad enough to try and take care of me.
  1680. CDF: ...
  1681. CDF: Now look, it *sounds* bad
  1682. CDF: It really does *sound* bad, but it's *not* as...
  1683. CDF: ...Yeah it's as bad as it sounds.
  1684. CDF: But I've come to dislike her method.
  1685. CDF: And she came to dislike me, so she sealed away the majority of my power in hopes of it assisting her paladins in slaying me.
  1686. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] just kinda...gawks at him in horror --
  1687. CDF: ...
  1688. CDF: Would explaining what she's been doing that made me burn those things help at all?
  1689. CAM: Probably not by much.
  1690. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] looks toward Mercer, sniffing the air. Anything besides ordinary human scent from him? --
  1691. -- CURRENT amnesiacMorbiferon [CAM] yes, very. He smells like sickness, corpse, and a hint of ash. Not at all human. --
  1692. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] scrunches his nose. Ew. --
  1693. CAM: ... Sorry.
  1694. CDF: It is fine.
  1695. PKS: Probably not!
  1696. CDF: Would I be *allowed* to?
  1697. PKS: Feel free!
  1698. PKS: You'll have a damned hard time justifying that one though.
  1699. CDF: ...
  1700. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] huffs, sitting up as he clears his throat --
  1701. CDF: They're still a fairly new religion, though one that have already been growing very quickly. And as it stands, they're.. forces of good, meant to destroy evil and yada yada yada
  1702. CDF: But ah... Their methods of attaining such result have been questionables, even amongst few dragons. Even those known for their longstanding loyalty to a kingdom have been driven away, accused of being creatures of evil that seeks to corrupts many.
  1703. CDF: This stands not only for dragons, but for human as well.. If you are not able-bodied and competent, you are considered evil simply because you're unable to pull your own weight. Blamed for being slothful in nature, and none can assist them even out of the kindness of their heart for they'd be considered allowing evil to grow
  1704. CDF: And the punishment for these things are... enslavement, or Death if they're lucky.
  1705. CDF: Before that, they are interogated for days, even good men who has done no wrong can find themselves at the end of a heated knife.
  1706. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] frowns --
  1707. CDF: The chapels and churches I've burnt are sites of such cruel treatment simply for the sake of good, after rescuing the prisoners, and any fanatics that is too weak to escape.. I've burnt those forsaken grounds down.
  1708. CDF: Even we can see that this is too far.
  1709. PKS: ...
  1710. CDF: ...
  1711. PKS: ...Okay then.
  1712. PKS: Fair.
  1713. CAM: (Impressive.)
  1714. CDF: ...I expected at least a little faith
  1715. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] pouts --
  1716. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] oh no that's cute too, the poor dragon can't get away with actually looking mad --
  1717. PKS: Look when you say "I burned down some churches" you're gonna scare people.
  1718. CDF: It's not as if they were catholic churches
  1719. PKS: And burning down churches is an important part of my horrible, dark and traumatic backstory, you insensitive fuckwad. Check your priviledge, etc.
  1720. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] omit --
  1721. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] LMAO --
  1722. PKS: ...Does your world even have that religion?
  1723. CDF: I've forgotten that there are different gods though. For that, I do apologize.
  1724. CDF: ...No.
  1725. CDF: Wait... Yeah no.
  1726. CAM: Hnh...
  1727. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] glances toward AM --
  1728. CDF: ..And I do apologize if I've offended you as well
  1729. -- CURRENT amnesiacMorbiferon [CAM] shrugs. --
  1730. CAM: Sounds like some things that happened in this world's history.
  1731. CDF: It is nothing akin to Earth's normal history, it seems. Despite the same planet.
  1732. CAM: Well... the reasons and methods are the same.
  1733. PKS: I mean, dragons don't exist in my world, so.
  1734. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] nods, then leans back against Kyoko. --
  1735. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] hugs Kavu, wiggling against his back. --
  1736. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] she pulls him back against her, probably leaving her chest as a pillow. --
  1737. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] leans back into this. Head-level 'pillows'... at least some good came out of this. --
  1738. -- CURRENT amnesiacMorbiferon [CAM] wauw kavu........ --
  1739. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] KEK --
  1740. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] Chris' words, not mine --
  1741. -- CURRENT amnesiacMorbiferon [CAM] wauw kyoko.......... --
  1742. CDF: You look human, but you are not undead. What are you?
  1743. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] glances to Alex --
  1744. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] ..but you smell of an undead*)) --
  1745. CAM: ... That's private.
  1746. CDF: ...Very well.
  1747. -- CURRENT amnesiacMorbiferon [CAM] quiet sigh... --
  1748. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] grumbles to himself quietly --
  1749. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] LOOK --
  1750. PKS: So right, Kavu's cursed.
  1751. PKS: And it's too strong for me to break.
  1752. PKS: Whaddo I do?
  1753. PKS: Do you expect me to ride shota cock all week? I have needs, you know.
  1754. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] OMIT --
  1755. CAM: You could ask Rin or Mami to take a look at it.
  1756. PKS: ...I don't think either of them want to help Kavu.
  1757. CDF: ...That doesn't surprise me at all
  1758. PKS: Ilias-sama has something similar going on.
  1759. PKS: Maybe she knows how to fix it?
  1760. CAM: I wouldn't know anything about that, but it's worth a try.
  1761. CDF: Ah, is she back where she is now?
  1762. CDF: She was*))
  1763. PKS: Should be.
  1764. PKS: Maybe?
  1765. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] ...scratch that --
  1766. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] yeah no kyoko has no answer for that --
  1767. PKS: Uh...dunno?
  1768. PKS: By NOW I'm sure they've changed back.
  1769. PKS: But...
  1770. PKS: If not, she's a lot more powerful anyway.
  1771. PKS: Wanna head down to see?
  1772. CDF: of course.
  1773. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] hops to her feet and heads for the elevator --
  1774. -- CURRENT amnesiacMorbiferon [CAM] watches them, looking... unsure. --
  1775. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] is Kyoko gonna carry him or not is the question --
  1776. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] cause she was hugging him --
  1777. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] ...Yes. --
  1778. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] https://www.dropbox.com/s/dn43z6g9sqs7i2l/Excellent.jpg?raw=1 enjoy the tits --
  1779. CMN ceased responding to memo.
  1780. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] refrains from loudly complaining about this as he's carried away. Mercer can see his indignant look though --
  1781. -- CURRENT amnesiacMorbiferon [CAM] tiniest smirk once his face is obscured from the other two by his hood. --
  1782. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] #Ilias_Temple --
  1783. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] heads back in, carrying kavu --
  1784. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] no indignant look, just content with where he is --
  1785. -- CURRENT amnesiacMorbiferon [CAM] glances over. --
  1786. CAM: No luck... ?
  1787. CDF: The goddess is busy, it appears
  1788. CAM: Unsurprising.
  1789. PKS: Yeah.
  1790. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] looks up at Kyoko --
  1791. PKS: Well, uh.
  1792. PKS: We'll figure something out.
  1793. CDF: I hope we do.
  1794. CDF: If I get caught like this, I'm dead.
  1795. PKS: Hmph. You have a dragoon guarding you.
  1796. PKS: Like you'd die that easy.
  1797. CDF: ...Thank you.
  1798. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] nods --
  1799. -- CURRENT amnesiacMorbiferon [CAM] nod... --
  1800. CDF: I'm surprised you remember that, to be quite honest.
  1801. PKS: What can I say, I'm proud of the title.
  1802. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] snickers --
  1803. PKS: Hush~
  1804. CDF: Telling me to hush?~
  1805. PKS: Damn straight.
  1806. CDF: What makes you think you can get away with that, hmm?
  1807. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] Kavu you can't do it while you're like that. --
  1808. PKS: Whatcha gonna do about it?~
  1809. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] stares up at her, squinting at her... --
  1810. CDF: (Just because I'm small doesn't mean I can't do anything!)
  1811. PKS: Eheheheh. I'm sure you can.
  1812. PKS: But you forget.
  1813. PKS: You have the hots for me 'cause I have the balls to tell a dragon to STFU.
  1814. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] reaches up, trying to pat her cheek --
  1815. CDF: Yeah yeah
  1816. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] nods --
  1817. CURRENT cosmoLogician [CCL] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  1818. CCL: /piиg
  1819. CCL ceased responding to memo.
  1820. CDF: So are we just going to sit here?
  1821. -- CURRENT amnesiacMorbiferon [CAM] has pulled out a book to read by now. --
  1822. CIA ceased responding to memo.
  1823. PKS: Probably.
  1824. PKS: Unless you have a better idea?
  1825. CDF: I'd suggest a spar but the most I can do in this state iiis...
  1826. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] holds up a hand, conjuring up a.. shadowy dagger. His own shadow remains, but Kyoko can tell the dagger is flimsy --
  1827. PKS: Err...yeah.
  1828. PKS: How about your fire breath?
  1829. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] sighs and lets it dissapates. --
  1830. PKS: Guessing no flamethrowers today?
  1831. PKS: Can you use Ember at least?
  1832. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] ...exhales fire after a moment --
  1833. CDF: Fire, yes. Lava, no.
  1834. CDF: Ember? Don't compare me to pocket monsters.
  1835. -- CURRENT amnesiacMorbiferon [CAM] small snort. --
  1836. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] Your Kavu is evolving! --
  1837. CURRENT paleWatcher [CPW] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  1838. -- CURRENT paleWatcher [CPW] A familiar voice echoes from behind Kavu and Kyoko's couch. Each of them finds a hand on their head. --
  1839. CPW: Boo!
  1840. CPW: Surprise!
  1841. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] ... --
  1842. CPW: Roar!
  1843. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] goes to roll a dice --
  1844. PKS: ...
  1845. CPW: ..assortment of... scary noises.
  1846. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] waits for dice result before responding to this --
  1847. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] {9,16,12} he JUMPS off Kyoko's lap, turning to breathe fire right toward the source of the sound.. regardless of Kyoko in the way or not. --
  1848. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] omfg --
  1849. -- CURRENT paleWatcher [CPW] yelps and ducks back behind the couch. --
  1850. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] is MAINLY hoping Kyoko will either dodge or resist --
  1851. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] Kyoko screeches and ducks down away from the fire --
  1852. PKS: What the HELL Kavu!?
  1853. CDF: ...
  1854. PKS: I ain't fireproof, jackass!
  1855. CDF: {Bloody fuckin hell}
  1856. CDF: {Don't do that, Grey. I'm already on edge as it is!}
  1857. CAM: Christ, don't set things on fire.
  1858. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] speaking ancient finnish again.. he seems to have forgotten he's supposed to be trying to speak English --
  1859. CPW: Uh-uh! Pick one, Kavu. Profanity squared is overkill!
  1860. CDF: {You'll find your corpse overkill if you do that again!}
  1861. CDF: {I've enough concern about assassins coming after me as it is.}
  1862. CPW: You can't kill me!
  1863. CDF: {You wish to test that?}
  1864. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] looks beyond agitated, little ball of energy --
  1865. CPW: You're tinier than me, now. Ha! Finally, I'm taller than someone!
  1866. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] eyetwitch, that little demon presence flaring up with his anger --
  1867. -- PAST karmicSpearwoman [PKS] ... --
  1868. PKS: Grey, don't be a douche.
  1869. CDF: {So you've come to mock me?!}
  1870. CDF: {Is that truly such an amusement to you, to not only test my impatience and defense, but to mock this vile curse?}
  1871. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] and now there's smoke escaping from his mouth --
  1872. PKS: Grey, shouldn't you be sympathetic here? You know what it's like to not be taken seriously 'cause of your size.
  1873. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] I wonder if Mercer can even understand Kavu.. --
  1874. CPW: S-sorry! I didn't even recognize it as a curse!
  1875. CDF: {I fail to see if that excuses your mockery.}
  1876. -- CURRENT amnesiacMorbiferon [CAM] probably not. Ancient Finnish speakers aren't all that common in New York. --
  1877. -- CURRENT amnesiacMorbiferon [CAM] is still rather curious, though. --
  1878. CPW: Why are you taking it so personally? I said I was sorry.
  1879. PKS: Because he's uncomfortable with it and you just laughed at it.
  1880. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] growls at Grey --
  1881. CPW: I didn't know! I just got here.
  1882. CPW: /ne hangs head in s h a m e
  1883. CDF: {Saying a word mean I'm supposedly to automactically drop the offense?}
  1884. -- CURRENT paleWatcher [CPW] * --
  1885. CDF: {Only a fool would believe such a thing.}
  1886. CPW: (Hey, I accept apologies when they're sincere and heartfelt.)
  1887. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] heavy breat-- realizes the smoke escaping his mouth and closes his eyes to try and take deep breath. To calm the presence that had flared up --
  1888. CPW: (You're one of only two friends I have. Why would I intentionally upset you?)
  1889. CDF: {It matters not if they are sincere and heartfelt. If one is truly offended, you'd find it an uphill battle to find their forgiveness, much less accepting apologies.}
  1890. CPW: (I thought friends teased each other for fun all the time.)
  1891. CDF: {Only if one knows it is not a sensitive topic.}
  1892. CPW: (I didn't know it /was/ a sensitive topic though!)
  1893. CDF: {In this particular case, this is one of those very topic that you've managed to not only touch upon, but shove your hand into it as if you were a rabid mortal.}
  1894. CDF: {But did you know it was not?}
  1895. CDF: {If you did not know if it was or was not, why touch upon it at all?}
  1896. CPW: (Isn't it natural to react to very profound and sudden changes in things tgat are considered familiar?)
  1897. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] scowls at Grey --
  1898. -- CURRENT paleWatcher [CPW] that* --
  1899. CDF: {Is it not natural to understand the situation of an ally first before choosing what your remarks will be?}
  1900. CDF: {If it is not, I fear for mortals' future.}
  1901. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] looking more agitated, the demon within reflecting that quite well --
  1902. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] Kyoko should probably step in before it picks back up again --
  1903. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] or Mercer, even if he's only hearing one side of it --
  1904. CPW: (I don't know.)
  1905. CPW: (I really don't. I've never been in a situation like this before.)
  1906. CDF: {Then you'd best learn to watch your steps in the future, Dull Being.}
  1907. CPW: (You're only the second "ally" I've ever had!)
  1908. CPW: (And I choose to take "dull" as a compliment!)
  1909. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] growls, turning on his heels to storm out through the elevator --
  1910. -- CURRENT paleWatcher [CPW] watches him go. Better to let him cool off and address the issue later than force herself on him now. --
  1911. -- CURRENT paleWatcher [CPW] and so Kavu exhaled so much smoke that everyone died if smoke inhalation --
  1912. -- CURRENT paleWatcher [CPW] of* GG NO RE --
  1913. CAM ceased responding to memo.
  1914. CPW ceased responding to memo.
  1915. CBB ceased responding to memo.
  1916. CLV ceased responding to memo.
  1917. CGM ceased responding to memo.
  1918. CCV ceased responding to memo.
  1919. CVE ceased responding to memo.
  1920. CGM ceased responding to memo.
  1921. CCV ceased responding to memo.
  1922. CDF ceased responding to memo.
  1923. PKS ceased responding to memo.
  1924. CDS ceased responding to memo.
  1925. CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  1926. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] idk. a shreom enters the room --
  1927. CSA ceased responding to memo.
  1928. CIA ceased responding to memo.
  1929. CURRENT antarcticDogma [CAD] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  1930. -- CURRENT antarcticDogma [CAD] happily stumbles into the room, preceding an embarrassed giggle and after a gust of cold air and snow dust. She brushes the snow off herself and sighs, pulling her hood off. --
  1931. CAD ceased responding to memo.
  1932. CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  1933. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] wakes up and sits up on the couch --
  1934. CURRENT antarcticDogma [CAD] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  1935. -- CURRENT antarcticDogma [CAD] well --
  1936. -- CURRENT antarcticDogma [CAD] hope my post went through --
  1937. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] Ya it did --
  1938. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] looks like https://pastebin.com/xJ3wwa8Q and is wearing a french maid outfit. --
  1939. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] turns to AD --
  1940. CMN: Oh hello
  1941. CAD: ... oh my.
  1942. CMN: I don't think we've met yet
  1943. CAD: Well. Heh. Hello there!
  1944. CIS ceased responding to memo.
  1945. CAD: Yes, I don't think so either. I would remember something so... Um. Bold.
  1946. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] woops. shreom waves to those two --
  1947. CMN: Well what's your name?
  1948. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] waves back to VW --
  1949. CAD: My name is Mei-Ling, but you can call me Mei if you like. What about you?
  1950. CMN: I'm Ayo. Nice to meet you.
  1951. CVW: hell9 Mei, Ay9«
  1952. CMN: So how are you doing Shroem?
  1953. CVW: I'm g99d«
  1954. CVW: ate a decent bit, made friends with Maddy«
  1955. CMN: Oh that's good
  1956. CMN: I went back to the con and got some more cosplays.
  1957. CAD: Cosplays? Oh how fun!
  1958. -- CURRENT antarcticDogma [CAD] giggles and claps a few times --
  1959. CAD: Who are you cosplaying?
  1960. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] shrugs --
  1961. CMN: I don't know. The lady selling them recommended I try this one on and it's comfy so.
  1962. -- FUTURE sympatheticSpoon [FSS] AD I just want to let you know I love you and I played you in a game and you're my spirit animal. --
  1963. CVW: 9h yea? did it c9st much?«
  1964. CMN: Nah. She gave me a discount for some reason.
  1965. CVW: that's suspici9us«
  1966. CVW: ..want me t9 check it 9ut«
  1967. CMN: The lady?
  1968. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] laughs --
  1969. CVW: n9, the dress.«
  1970. CVW: her t99, maybe«
  1971. CMN: Oh. Uh sure if you want to.
  1972. -- CURRENT antarcticDogma [CAD] thank you (◕‿◕✿) --
  1973. CVW: ..meh«
  1974. CAD: Mmh..? What's suspicious about a discount?
  1975. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] shreom examines the outfit on MN..just trying to check for some curse or something --
  1976. CVW: ..it's a c9n«
  1977. CVW: n9 9ne sells thigns at dics9unt at a c9n«
  1978. -- CURRENT antarcticDogma [CAD] people cosplay this lady all the time. Horrifying. --
  1979. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] No curse exists --
  1980. CAD: Well, um.
  1981. CAD: I don't know. I've never been to one.
  1982. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] Can I have a reference btw? --
  1983. CVW: ..9h?«
  1984. CVW: hm 9k«
  1985. -- CURRENT antarcticDogma [CAD] https://m.imgur.com/a/9j19g --
  1986. CAD: I've heard they're a lot of fun from a uh... Colleague of mine.
  1987. CMN: Ya they are pretty fun
  1988. CVW: I think they are, yea«
  1989. CVW: meh, can't say I kn9w why it was disc9unted. but as l9ng as it's c9mfy«
  1990. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] shrugs --
  1991. CMN: I think the lady just liked me for some reason
  1992. CVW: maybe«
  1993. CAD: Maybe she would like to go on a date with you.
  1994. -- CURRENT antarcticDogma [CAD] giggles. --
  1995. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] goes pretty red --
  1996. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] grin --
  1997. CURRENT servileEyesore [CSE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  1998. -- CURRENT servileEyesore [CSE] strolls in from the elevator. She's wearing a big white preacher's hat, with a humongous rim shadowing her face. In one hand she's gripping a cheap beer, the other saluting to the room. She is https://pastebin.com/ciBLeNSw ! --
  1999. -- CURRENT antarcticDogma [CAD] smiles and waves to SE --
  2000. CVW: ..hey, Thana«
  2001. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] turns to SE --
  2002. CVW: what's with the hat?«
  2003. CMN: Hi Thana
  2004. CSE: Hey, hey.
  2005. CSE: What's that, Shreom?
  2006. CAD: I like it. It's a pretty hat.
  2007. -- CURRENT servileEyesore [CSE] raises the bottle in thanks to Mei, giving a big toothy grin, before taking a gulp of her swill. --
  2008. CVW: y9ur hat.«
  2009. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] shrhug --
  2010. CSE: What about it?
  2011. CMN: It's pretty big
  2012. CVW: l99ks kinda silly «
  2013. CAD: I had a hat like that when I was young!
  2014. CAD: I think it looks great.
  2015. -- CURRENT servileEyesore [CSE] makes a face, before turning her attention to Mei. --
  2016. CSE: You're very kind.
  2017. CSE: What's your name, hon?
  2018. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] shrug --
  2019. CVW: I'm just n9t a hat pers9n«
  2020. CAD: Oh! I am Mei-Ling, but you can call me Mei.
  2021. CSE: Name's Thana.
  2022. -- CURRENT servileEyesore [CSE] leans forward, holding out her hand to the other woman. --
  2023. -- CURRENT antarcticDogma [CAD] takes it with a gloved hand and enthusiastically shakes it --
  2024. CAD: It's so good to meet you.
  2025. CSE: Yeah? You've heard of me?
  2026. CAD: Ah? Um... No!
  2027. CAD: It's... It's just good to meet you!
  2028. -- CURRENT antarcticDogma [CAD] shrugs confusedly --
  2029. CSE: Oh I see. You're just friendly.
  2030. CSE: Well that's great to see. You're probably the first one.
  2031. CMN: Should we have heard of you?
  2032. CAD: Thanks!
  2033. CAD: Nonsense. There are many friendly people here.
  2034. CSE: Oh no doubt, sweetheart.
  2035. CSE: I just haven't met any of em yet.
  2036. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] turns to SE with a bit of exagerated sadness --
  2037. CAD: You will!
  2038. CMN: Are you saying I wasn't friendly?
  2039. CAD: You are so colorful, it's so nice to look at. Where did you get all your colors?
  2040. CSE: Huh? Oh no, we just haven't met properly yet, hon. We'll get around to it.
  2041. -- CURRENT servileEyesore [CSE] beams at MN, before turning her attention back to Mei, raising one of her pastel eyebrows. --
  2042. CVW: sl9w and steady«
  2043. CMN: Oh ok
  2044. CSE: Huh? Oh. Hundreds of years of hard work, hon.
  2045. CAD: Oh my. That long?
  2046. CAD: Good for you. What work do you do?
  2047. CSE: Well. I used to be a courtier.
  2048. CSE: But now I'm a debtor, with a kid.
  2049. CAD: Mmh? Sorry, English is... Not my first language. What does that mean?
  2050. CSE: Oh, no problem. Courtier's are attendants to the higher ups in courtrooms.
  2051. CAD: I see.
  2052. -- CURRENT antarcticDogma [CAD] ponders --
  2053. CAD: I wish it were how my society worked. Getting more vibrant colors the more work you do.
  2054. -- CURRENT antarcticDogma [CAD] giggles --
  2055. CAD: That would be so fun.
  2056. CSE: You wish you were my colour?
  2057. CAD: Ah? Well... Maybe a nice rich blue. Or a warm summer gradient...
  2058. CMN: Being colorful would be kinda fun
  2059. CAD: Yes! Wouldn't it?
  2060. CER ceased responding to memo.
  2061. CSE: Ahuh.
  2062. CSE: Not many humans want that.
  2063. CSE: Most are kinda freaked out by the hue.
  2064. CVW: I guess I'm pretty used t9 being grey«
  2065. CMN: If I was freaked out by weird things I probably wouldn't still be here
  2066. CMN: Or wearing this
  2067. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] does a curtsie to show off the maid outfit --
  2068. CVW: ...pft«
  2069. CAD: I have seen strange things.
  2070. CAD: A few colors cannot shake me!
  2071. CAI ceased responding to memo.
  2072. CVW: mwahaha. takes m9re t9 scare them«
  2073. CSE: Yeah I figured. The denizens of these little hub places tend to be pretty hardy.
  2074. CSE: What do you do, Mei?
  2075. CAD: Oh! Well study abnormal climate and their effect on the ecosystems around the world...
  2076. CURRENT draconicFiremobile [CDF] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  2077. -- CURRENT draconicFiremobile [CDF] walks in, being Kavu but... He's been shrunk it seems. He's now 3'7" with his draconic features shrunk proportinately. His height and appearance childlike, save for his grumpiness at this damned curse.. --
  2078. CAD: Er, simply I am a climatologist!
  2079. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] huh --
  2080. CVW: she's quite interesting in what she d9es«
  2081. CMN: Oh it's the little dragon boy
  2082. CVW: ...uhm«
  2083. CSE: You study... climate. Like the weather?
  2084. CVW: what«
  2085. CAD: Mhm.
  2086. -- CURRENT antarcticDogma [CAD] waves at DF. Easily doesn't recognize him --
  2087. CDF: Why must you speak so loudly, mortal.
  2088. CSE: Is that different from a weatherman?
  2089. -- CURRENT draconicFiremobile [CDF] waves to AD --
  2090. CDF: Hello Mei.
  2091. CAD: I have published a few books and almanacs if you- oh, yes! Quite a bit different.
  2092. CAD: Hello!
  2093. CMN: Kavu want to join in on the conversation?
  2094. CDF: It's nice to see you again.
  2095. CVW: wait. Kavu. damn«
  2096. CAD: ... wait, kavu? You are... Ahem.
  2097. CAD: You are so small.
  2098. CAD: What ahooened?
  2099. CAD: Happened*
  2100. CDF: ...(I'm so tempted to burn everything here.)
  2101. CDF: Just a curse..
  2102. CVW: ....ahuh«
  2103. -- CURRENT draconicFiremobile [CDF] makes his way over to Mei. --
  2104. CAD: ... just?
  2105. CAD: You poor thing. Want to talk about it?
  2106. CDF: Perhaps another time, or another place.
  2107. CVW: dang«
  2108. CAD: Ah... Well I will always be willing to discuss it!
  2109. CAD: Is it... Permanent?
  2110. CURRENT seafoamSunshine [CSS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  2111. -- CURRENT seafoamSunshine [CSS] strolls on in, being https://pastebin.com/fk1N9rwr that girl, still. --
  2112. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] waves to SS --
  2113. CDF: We've yet to know for sure.
  2114. CSS: Heyyy, Shreom..!
  2115. CVW: hii, Jun9«
  2116. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] Junko --
  2117. CAD: Don't worry! You will find a way to break the curse.
  2118. CDF: Perhaps, but breaking the curse of a god is no easy feat.
  2119. CVW: hm«
  2120. CVW: 9f a g9d?«
  2121. CSS: Whaa? What's going on?
  2122. CVW: s9me9ne shrunk Kavu«
  2123. CAD: Oh dear, a god? Hmm...
  2124. CMN: Oh hello junko
  2125. CDF: ...
  2126. CAD: Well... It is not impossible. I'm sure you will find a way.
  2127. CDF: I'm afraid anything further on the topic will have to be discussed elsewhere..
  2128. CAD: I see!
  2129. -- CURRENT servileEyesore [CSE] takes the last swig from her beer bottle, and heads into the kitchen. --
  2130. CVW: dang«
  2131. -- CURRENT draconicFiremobile [CDF] sideglare VW for a moment then looks back at Mei --
  2132. CVW: ...what«
  2133. CDF: But how are you? Have you been doing well?
  2134. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] frowns at them --
  2135. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] whispers to VW --
  2136. CMN: (He's very self consicous about it. Apparently he was a big dragon boy)
  2137. CAD: Oh yes, quite well. A few hitches here and there... But quite well!
  2138. CVW: ...«
  2139. CDF: That's good to hear.
  2140. CVW: (yea, I knew what he l99ked like)«
  2141. CVW: whatever«
  2142. CSS: Huh..
  2143. CSS: Weird..
  2144. CVW: ..h9w are y9u/«
  2145. CAD: Do you maybe want a cup of tea?
  2146. CDF: That'd be nice.
  2147. CDF: Nothing strong though, My tongue have reverted to their childish taste..
  2148. CAD: Not to worry. I always make oolong! It's the best kind.
  2149. CAD: Or um... Maybe you'd like something else?
  2150. CAD: Juice maybe? Or milk?
  2151. CDF: I've never tried Oolong.
  2152. CAD: I am not a tea specialist, but I'll whip some up for us! I will make yours a little weaker than normal just in case.
  2153. -- CURRENT servileEyesore [CSE] #Aperture_Kitchen --
  2154. CMN: So Junko, how are you doing?
  2155. CSS: I'm doing fine, today! Uh.. nice outfit?
  2156. -- CURRENT servileEyesore [CSE] can likely be heard starting to cook; setting down a few implements, opening and closing doors, etc. --
  2157. -- CURRENT antarcticDogma [CAD] goes there --
  2158. CMN: Thank you
  2159. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] does a little curtsie while turning a bit red --
  2160. CVW: ...«
  2161. -- CURRENT draconicFiremobile [CDF] watches Mei leave, signing as he climbs up onto the couch she was on, sitting there as he waits --
  2162. CVW: with h9w much he's enj9ying that, I may just ask him t9..«
  2163. CVW: Ay9, c9uld y9ug et me a salad«
  2164. CMN: Uhh sure
  2165. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] heads into the kitchen --
  2166. CSS: Hmm..
  2167. -- CURRENT seafoamSunshine [CSS] looks around the room a second, before walking over towards Kavu's couch, smiling wide. --
  2168. CVW: g99d, thankk y9u«
  2169. CSS: Hey there..! Mind if I sit next to you?
  2170. CDF: Ah, go ahead..
  2171. CSS: Heheh, thanks.
  2172. -- CURRENT seafoamSunshine [CSS] flops on down next to them, taking a brief glance at Kavu to understand what they look like, and then just towards the kitchen. --
  2173. -- CURRENT draconicFiremobile [CDF] need me to retype the ref? --
  2174. -- CURRENT seafoamSunshine [CSS] nah its good. --
  2175. CDF: I'm afraid I'm not familiar with you?
  2176. CSS: Heheh.. yeah, I'm kiiiiinda new, sort of.
  2177. CSS: My name's Narita Junko, orrrr Junko Narita if you prefer names that way~!
  2178. CDF: A pleasure to meet you then, I am Kavu.
  2179. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] peaks their head out of the kitchen door --
  2180. CDF: Have you been enjoying your stay here?
  2181. CMN: Hey Shroem you want a light dressing or a dark dressing?
  2182. CVW: ...light, but plenty 9f cheese please«
  2183. CVW: ...«
  2184. CMN: Alright
  2185. CSS: Mmmhm. It's nice. Are you doing alright, at least?
  2186. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] goes back into the kitchen --
  2187. CDF: I'm alive.
  2188. CVW: there are few feelings like having a middle-aged b9y in a maid 9utfit serving y9u«
  2189. CSS: Well, that's good, right?
  2190. CDF: Yes..
  2191. CSS: I hear people here are pretty crazy and tough, you know? Sooo.. anything bad that happens that you're still alive after is pretty good all things considered.. Y'know, like uh.. what they say about crashes!
  2192. CDF: ...I do not.
  2193. CVW: ..pft«
  2194. CSS: Nnnnevermind, then!
  2195. CSS: Heheh..
  2196. CVW: what isn't it like..«
  2197. CVW: "any landing y9u can talk away fr9m"«
  2198. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] emerges from the kitchen --
  2199. CVW: is a g99d 9ne«
  2200. CVW: ...9h, thank y9u«
  2201. CSS: Well, yeah, but it also works with car crashes right?
  2202. -- CURRENT antarcticDogma [CAD] comes out of the kitchen. Wobbly as hell. She's hot two saucers with teacups on them, and approaches DF. She shakily offers the plate to him. Careful noe. --
  2203. CAD: Heeere you are!
  2204. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] goes over to Shroem and places a really well made salad with nuts, crawfish, cheese, and a light dressing --
  2205. CVW: I guess it d9es«
  2206. CVW: ..«
  2207. CMN: Here you go
  2208. CVW: can I keep y9u«
  2209. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] accepts. --
  2210. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] turns even more red than he was before --
  2211. -- FUTURE sympatheticSpoon [FSS] wakes up with a big stretch and some yawning looking over at everyone from the top of the world gate with a tired and joyful smile. --
  2212. -- CURRENT draconicFiremobile [CDF] blinks at her wobbly nature, reaching up to take the plate carefully from her. --
  2213. CDF: Are you alright, Mei?
  2214. CMN: Uhhh ..... if you want to
  2215. CVW: ...«
  2216. CVW: y9u're a..uh..g99d..assembler«
  2217. CAD: Yes! I'm fine.
  2218. FSS: Oh hey hey. This is good. I'm glad there's so many friends. Yes. Love Love~
  2219. CMN: Thana helped make the salad
  2220. CVW: 9h«
  2221. -- CURRENT antarcticDogma [CAD] smiles. Without having to hold two plates, she's much better off. A lot less wobbly. --
  2222. CVW: ...I shall..thank her, then«
  2223. -- CURRENT servileEyesore [CSE] grins smugly at Shreom as she leaves; she definitely heard that. --
  2224. CSE: Yeah I taught the kid this time.
  2225. CSE: I'm sure he can make the next one.
  2226. CVW: ..pft«
  2227. CSE: Thanks though. Never been called a 'good assembler' before.
  2228. CVW: it's..a bit less than c99king..but I've never seen..these thigns in a sala«
  2229. -- CURRENT servileEyesore [CSE] has, in her hand, a whole bunch of mudbugs on a plate. Just a pile of spiced crawfish. --
  2230. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] salad*. she picks up a crawfish --
  2231. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] lol --
  2232. -- CURRENT servileEyesore [CSE] there's no crawfish in the salad! --
  2233. CVW: ..9h l9l«
  2234. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] *** --
  2235. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] ok then. doesn't say that --
  2236. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] oh shoot --
  2237. -- CURRENT servileEyesore [CSE] she was making those seperate. It's just nuts, spinach, tomato, cucumber, mozerella, vinigerette. --
  2238. -- CURRENT servileEyesore [CSE] vinegar* --
  2239. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] I thought the crawfish were a part of the salad rip --
  2240. -- CURRENT draconicFiremobile [CDF] smiles at Mei, taking a sip from his cup --
  2241. CVW: well then. I d9 supps9e this makes up f9r the meal Imade y9u. thank y9u f9r n9t p9is9ning me«
  2242. CDF: Thank you.
  2243. CVW: and thank y9u f9r the salad«
  2244. -- CURRENT servileEyesore [CSE] has the crawfish. She goes to settle down on her usual couch, tearing apart her first crawfish. --
  2245. CSE: Sure.
  2246. -- CURRENT servileEyesore [CSE] places the meat in her mouth, and sucks the juice from the head, before setting the carcass back down on the plate. --
  2247. CVW: h9w are y9u d9ing? 9ut int he sun t9day?«
  2248. CSS: How's the tea, Kaaa~vu?
  2249. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] oh my --
  2250. CDF: ...
  2251. -- CURRENT draconicFiremobile [CDF] sideeyes Junko... --
  2252. CDF: It's.. Fine?
  2253. -- CURRENT seafoamSunshine [CSS] seems to just draw out saying the name, jokingly. --
  2254. CSE: A little. Just got hungry and I remembered this place's kitchen is good.
  2255. CSE: So I came here.
  2256. CSS: Huh... do you like it at least? I heard you say that thing earlier, soooo...
  2257. CVW: 9h? what were y9u d9ing?«
  2258. -- CURRENT draconicFiremobile [CDF] takes another sip of his tea.. --
  2259. CDF: Yes.
  2260. CVW: unless y9u just like big hats«
  2261. CSE: I just like big hats.
  2262. CSE: But I was uh, just helping Lisa fix her car.
  2263. CVW: 9h, alright«
  2264. CSS: Heheh, see, that's one good thing at least..!~
  2265. CSE: Yeah. I'm alright with my hands. One of my fortes.
  2266. -- CURRENT draconicFiremobile [CDF] nods, glancing toward Mei for a moment --
  2267. CSE: So I get to help Lisa repair all the stuff that her mechanical gremlins get to.
  2268. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] snirk --
  2269. CVW: what?«
  2270. CVW: mechanical gremlins? 9h?«
  2271. CMN: Wait are gremins real? I saw that movie when I was little.
  2272. CDF: Yes.. It is.
  2273. CSE: No, it's a saying.
  2274. CSE: She's just bad with anything that ticks.
  2275. CVW: ah. alright«
  2276. CMN: Oh that's good. That movie kinda traumatized me.
  2277. -- CURRENT antarcticDogma [CAD] smiles at him --
  2278. CVW: ..pft«
  2279. CAD: I'm glad you like it!
  2280. CSE: Mei.
  2281. CAD: Yes?
  2282. CSE: Come share my crawfish, huh? I made too much.
  2283. -- CURRENT servileEyesore [CSE] picks up her second one from the plate on the floor, tearing it in half. --
  2284. CAD: Ah...? Oh. Um... Well I would...
  2285. CAD: Did you use butter?
  2286. CSE: Don't tell me you're on a diet or something.
  2287. -- CURRENT draconicFiremobile [CDF] smiles back at her, then looks toward SE --
  2288. CAD ceased responding to memo.
  2289. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] it's too late. she has already exploded --
  2290. CSS: Ooh.. That sounds nice..!
  2291. -- CURRENT seafoamSunshine [CSS] brb --
  2292. -- CURRENT draconicFiremobile [CDF] weba ad --
  2293. CURRENT antarcticDogma [CAD] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  2294. CAD: Well, hehe...
  2295. CAD: I am watching my figure a little bit.
  2296. CMN ceased responding to memo.
  2297. -- CURRENT draconicFiremobile [CDF] ...quirks a brow at those words, but unquirks it soon enough. --
  2298. CSE: You look fine, hon.
  2299. CSE: You're looking great.
  2300. CAD: Thank you!
  2301. CSE: It's just a little butter, and the chilli will sweat it off anyway.
  2302. CURRENT pesterClient400 [CPC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  2303. -- CURRENT pesterClient400 [CPC] back --
  2304. CSE: Don't make me eat all of these myself.
  2305. -- CURRENT pesterClient400 [CPC] Oh shoot my username didn't meme --
  2306. CAD: Well... I suppose I can have one...
  2307. CPC ceased responding to memo.
  2308. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] eating her salad --
  2309. CSE: Sure you can. Come over.
  2310. -- CURRENT servileEyesore [CSE] sucks right out of the head of the second one, getting into a rhythm. Hungry pink wife. --
  2311. CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  2312. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] back --
  2313. -- CURRENT seafoamSunshine [CSS] woop im back --
  2314. -- CURRENT antarcticDogma [CAD] steps over and takes on single crawfish. She goes about meticulously pulling it apart to pull the meat out and put it in her mouth. Chews it. --
  2315. CDF: Hmm... Could I have one too?
  2316. CSE: You eaten crawfish before?
  2317. CSE: Oh, sure.
  2318. CMN: Can I try one as well?
  2319. CSE: Yyyep.
  2320. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] reaches to take one of the crawfish --
  2321. CAD: W-well no, I have had lobster.
  2322. CAD: And this is like a small lobster... Or a big shrimp.
  2323. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] takes one of the crawfish and inspects it --
  2324. CSS: Mmm.. they look nice.
  2325. CSE: That's about right yeah. Small lobster.
  2326. CSE: I tend to be heavy handed with the seasoning. But if you're used to it then no problem, right?
  2327. CSE: You do much for physical exercise, Mei?
  2328. -- CURRENT servileEyesore [CSE] turns her eyes to SS as she talks, gesturing in an offering of the crawfish. --
  2329. CAD: I like it! Um... Well not really. Im cooped up in a lab most of the day.
  2330. -- CURRENT antarcticDogma [CAD] sits down. Pomf. She sips her tea --
  2331. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] sorry semi-afk --
  2332. CSE: Shame.
  2333. CMN ceased responding to memo.
  2334. -- CURRENT draconicFiremobile [CDF] stands after setting his tea aside. He walks over to take one of the crawfish before returning to his spot by Mei. He looks at it for a moment... Then tilts his head back as he shoved the whole thing in. --
  2335. -- CURRENT draconicFiremobile [CDF] Crunch. Crunch. Swallow. --
  2336. CVW: ...it's a w9nder she f9und this place«
  2337. CSE: ...I fucking knew-
  2338. -- CURRENT antarcticDogma [CAD] freaks out a little as DF eats the shell. --
  2339. CSE: Alright, you're not getting another one.
  2340. CAD: Y-you might choke.
  2341. CDF: ...?
  2342. -- CURRENT draconicFiremobile [CDF] blinks at SE's words. --
  2343. CDF: ...What?
  2344. CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  2345. CMN: Please don't die sweet bb
  2346. CSE: You're not getting another one unless you eat them properly.
  2347. CDF: ...Human may eat it like so, but I'm not one.
  2348. CSE: Neither am I. Eat them properly.
  2349. CDF: There is no proper way to eating a creature. Only one's way of consuming.
  2350. CDF: I eat them whole, you break them up.
  2351. CSE: Alright, no more then.
  2352. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] almost gets up to go to Kavu, but then remembers that he is a dragon and sits back down next to VW --
  2353. -- CURRENT seafoamSunshine [CSS] grins, and hips up to also take a crawfish, bowing her head thankfully, before then also scooting back over to sit near the thicc babe and the tiny dragon. --
  2354. CDF: Petty, aren't you?
  2355. -- CURRENT seafoamSunshine [CSS] *hops up, woops --
  2356. ?WD ceased responding to memo.
  2357. -- CURRENT servileEyesore [CSE] sighs, picks up her plate, and moves off towards the elevator. --
  2358. CSE: Talk later, Mei.
  2359. CSS: Aw.. bye!
  2360. CSE: Bye, uh. Junko right?
  2361. CSS: Mmhm.
  2362. CMN: Bie Thana
  2363. CSE: Good, got it. Catch you later. Bye Ayo.
  2364. -- CURRENT draconicFiremobile [CDF] waves goodbye to SE --
  2365. CDF: Farewell.
  2366. -- CURRENT servileEyesore [CSE] presses the button for the elevator, mostly ignoring the dragon as she rests against the wall, waiting for it to arrive. --
  2367. -- FUTURE sympatheticSpoon [FSS] hops off of the world gate and dives right into one of the empty Aperture walls and it seems to just gobble her up and then becomes a normal wall again. --
  2368. FSS, CSS ceased responding to memo.
  2369. -- CURRENT servileEyesore [CSE] once it does, she steps inside, presses a button, and descends. --
  2370. CSE ceased responding to memo.
  2371. CCL ceased responding to memo.
  2372. CVW: ..damn«
  2373. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] continues eating. offers a nut to MN --
  2374. CDF: Can't say I'll miss her
  2375. CDF: Pointlessly petty
  2376. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] takes the nut --
  2377. CVW: ..Junk9?«
  2378. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] eats the nut --
  2379. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] good boy~ --
  2380. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] I mean --
  2381. CVW: 9r Thana«
  2382. CVW: ..she's a bit. I supp9se«
  2383. CVW: ..ign9res me after I call her hat silly«
  2384. CAD: She was quite nice! She did cook the food... So you should respect if she asks you to eat a certain way.
  2385. CCC made WD an OP.
  2386. CVW: pfft.«
  2387. CVW: indeed. she 9nly has y9ur health in mind«
  2388. CSS ceased responding to memo.
  2389. CMN: Boy shells are dangerous you feel
  2390. CVW: especially the bullet kind«
  2391. CMN: The only one who might throw those around is draco, but she's luckily asleep right now.
  2392. CVW: pft«
  2393. CVW: 9h? well 9k«
  2394. CDF: I fail to see why one should ask so rudely.
  2395. CDF: Were the words kinder, I'd Might've.
  2396. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] shrug --
  2397. CMN: You're words aren't that kind though most of the time
  2398. CMN: You're a pretty grumpy dragon
  2399. CVW: (wittle grumpy drag9n)«
  2400. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] giggles --
  2401. CDF: If you value your life troll, you won't utter that in my presence.
  2402. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] laugh --
  2403. CMN: (I think he can hear us)
  2404. CVW: awe calm d9wn..«
  2405. CVW: what d9 y9u l99k like in y9ur actual dragn9 f9rm?«
  2406. CMN: Ya are you a little baby dragon?
  2407. CAD: No, kavu, don't do that!
  2408. CMN: Do it
  2409. CVW: I ask as respectably as I can that y9u sh9w us y9ur drac9nic f9rm «
  2410. CURRENT corallusVanguard [CCV] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  2411. -- CURRENT corallusVanguard [CCV] the snake... Slithers in, today. Gasp. The portal has been nice to her which she seems... Mildly pleased about. http://puu.sh/uR3Bz/af3d4cd630.jpg be that surprised snake --
  2412. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] pfft. yay --
  2413. CURRENT seafoamSunshine [CSS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  2414. -- CURRENT seafoamSunshine [CSS] woop im back apparently i dc'd. --
  2415. CVW: hell9, June«
  2416. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] weba! --
  2417. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] SE left. --
  2418. CDF: Don't do what?
  2419. CVW: kill me, I believe«
  2420. CVW: 9r threaten t9«
  2421. CDF: Also I refuse to shift here.
  2422. CDF: I've little enough power as it stands
  2423. CMN: Oh do you lose power when you shift?
  2424. CMN: Awww he's gonna be a weak little baby dragon
  2425. CVW: p9lym9rph is n9 simple spell«
  2426. CAD: Do not threaten to kill anyone...
  2427. CDF: I do not.
  2428. CDF: It is my overall power
  2429. CDF: And I'm not threatening to kill.
  2430. CDF: ...Much.
  2431. -- CURRENT draconicFiremobile [CDF] sighs --
  2432. CVW: pft«
  2433. CMN: Ya, but if he undoes the polymorph shouldn't he be stronger
  2434. CDF: (Not as if I could manage even a worthy spell.)
  2435. CAD: Be nice please.
  2436. CVW: n9t really. shared energy p99l«
  2437. CDF: ...I'll try.
  2438. CAD: Do you want to discuss the curse somewhere else?
  2439. CDF: If you'd like, yes.
  2440. CCV: Greetings, yess...
  2441. CMN: Oh hey June was here the whole time
  2442. CCV: Not very long.
  2443. CMN: Oh ok
  2444. CVW: are y9u 9k, June? I n9ticed that the gate finally w9rked right«
  2445. CVW: ..als9 if a seer can be 9f help t9 the curse, just ask«
  2446. CCV: I'm ssurprised as well, actually!
  2447. CVW: hehe«
  2448. CVW: h9w is everything«
  2449. CCV: Ah, decent...
  2450. CCV: The hamlet is ever evolving. Mages are... Expensive, but they get the job done quickly
  2451. CAD: Well, um, do you want to?
  2452. CVW: ..9h yea?«
  2453. CVW: ev9lving h9w quickly?«
  2454. CDF: I'd not mind sharing my plight.
  2455. CSS: If there's any way I can help, I'd be willing to, you know..
  2456. CMN: A hamlet sounds pretty magical
  2457. CVW: it's just a fancy w9rd f9r a small c9ndenced t9wn«
  2458. CMN: Oh, but she was talking about doing magical things? and they have magical snake people?
  2459. CVW: they're n9t uh«
  2460. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] actuall --
  2461. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] you never did say. ARE they all snake people? --
  2462. CCV: They're not all magical snake people...
  2463. CVW: what ab9ut n9rmal snake pe9ple«
  2464. CCV: And no, none of the citizens are tree boas like me.
  2465. CVW: ah..«
  2466. CVW: well I find y9ur scales t9 be quite appealing«
  2467. CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  2468. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] finishes his cup of tea, setting the empty dish aside as he slides off the couch to stand and look at Mei --
  2469. CAD: Mhm! Well um... Where would we go?
  2470. CVW: anyways...any tr9ubles with 9ur drag9n friend?«
  2471. CCV: Those that have asssisted in the construction of the hamlet get to live in the hamlet, should they wish.
  2472. CVW: ah«
  2473. CCV: ... Hm. Nothing, no.
  2474. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] nod --
  2475. CVW: alright«
  2476. CMN: You have a dragon friend?
  2477. CDF: We can head to the surface where your forest lies, or to your lab once more if you'd prefer the familiar setting.
  2478. CVW: nevermind, Ay9«
  2479. CURRENT sympatheticSpoon [CSS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  2480. -- CURRENT sympatheticSpoon [CSS] the elevator opens and out comes holding Ranedar ( WO ) in her arms, she definetly looks a little sad and worried but brave, she being this 4 foot girl, http://i.imgur.com/sYPjjQa.jpg , ofcourse. --
  2481. CURRENT waryObserver [CWO] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  2482. -- CURRENT waryObserver [CWO] is unconscious and being carried along by Haru. He looks like http://imgur.com/6vNmIil but isn't wearing his hat or overshirt. --
  2483. CMN: Uhhhhhh
  2484. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] turns to Haru and Ranedar --
  2485. CAD: Oh, well it may not be a good idea if we went to my lab. It's very cold. But we can go up to the- oh my.
  2486. CAD: Is he okay?
  2487. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] gets up and approaches SS --
  2488. CSS: Hey hey! I need to know where medical is. Yes. I know it's here. Mhm.
  2489. CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  2490. CAI: Ah...
  2491. -- CURRENT seafoamSunshine [CSS] woop brb again --
  2492. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] waves to SS and WO --
  2493. CAI: Ah..**
  2494. -- CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] the intercom's alive! --
  2495. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] pokes Ranedar's body --
  2496. CMN: Is he alive?
  2497. CVW: ...the drag9n friend thign was n9t litteral«
  2498. -- CURRENT sympatheticSpoon [CSS] can't wave back she's carrying a lifeless (omit) unconcious body! --
  2499. -- CURRENT waryObserver [CWO] poked. --
  2500. CVW: meh«
  2501. CAI: Go down the fhallway closest to the elevator.
  2502. CSS: Closest to the elevator. Okay. So this one. Yep! He has to be alive! He's my BEST friend.
  2503. CDF: Ah, I suppose that's fair.. I'm not too suited for the cold right now..
  2504. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] glances toward the two --
  2505. CAI ceased responding to memo.
  2506. CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  2507. CAI: I'll meet you part way to lead you the rest of the way.
  2508. -- CURRENT corallusVanguard [CCV] sigh. --
  2509. CMN: Oh well have fun with that
  2510. CCV: Oh dear.
  2511. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] goes back over and flops next to VW on the couc h --
  2512. -- CURRENT absoluteIntrovert [CAI] #Aperture_Medical --
  2513. -- CURRENT sympatheticSpoon [CSS] walks on over towards the hallway, and makes her determined march down that hallway prepared to meet AI to there ^ --
  2514. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] gently holds onto MN --
  2515. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] just. partial hug --
  2516. CVW: ...excitement«
  2517. CMN: Ya they are gonna have fun in medical I guess
  2518. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] returns the partial hug with a full hug --
  2519. CCV: "fun in medical" is the lasst thing I expected to hear.
  2520. CDD ceased responding to memo.
  2521. CMN: Oh you don't enjoy playing doctor sometimes?
  2522. CDF: ...Hm. I wonder what happened.
  2523. CVW: playing d9ct9r is stressful, playing the patient can be dangeri9us«
  2524. CMN: Ya I guess it does involve sharp things and those are dangerous
  2525. CVW: indeed, s9metimes«
  2526. CVW: anyways..«
  2527. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] looks back at Mei --
  2528. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] small cough --
  2529. CMN: Oh are you getting sick?
  2530. CVW: n9, just a piece 9f nut in my thr9at«
  2531. CVW: ..I g9t it«
  2532. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] when is one n--/shot --
  2533. CMN: Oh okay
  2534. CVW: ...«
  2535. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] idk. Kavu used to seem to like having easy access to a supply of it --
  2536. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] boy does he miss it --
  2537. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] poor GreedKavu --
  2538. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] oh that one --
  2539. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] idk --
  2540. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] too many Kavus --
  2541. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] get new names XD --
  2542. CVW: d9 y9u still have that blue 9utfit?«
  2543. CAD: Er... Okay. Well... Do...
  2544. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] I refuse. --
  2545. CAD: Do we go up?
  2546. CAD: I hope he's okay.
  2547. CVW: ..«
  2548. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] lol --
  2549. CDF: Ah, yes..
  2550. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] offers Mei a hand --
  2551. CMN: Oh the cat one?
  2552. CCV: Well, they looked unconscious...
  2553. CVW: yea, the cat 9ne«
  2554. CCV: They should be fine though... I hope
  2555. -- CURRENT antarcticDogma [CAD] looks down at him. She thinks for a little bit. Handholdig? No. Too affection. She gives DF a cautious little pat on the head and a smile, how awkward, before walking off to the surface --
  2556. CVW: ..I've n9 d9ubt that he's fine«
  2557. CMN: I left it in the hotel when I changed
  2558. CVW: if he isn't, I'll give him a fierce sc9lding..«
  2559. CVW: ah alright«
  2560. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] rolls his eyes and turns to follow her to #Aperture_Surface --
  2561. CMN: Why do you ask?
  2562. CVW: just w9ndering«
  2563. CMN: Oh ok
  2564. CVW: h9w many dresses did y9uw9n bef9re the c9n?«
  2565. CMN: None
  2566. CMN: The cat one was my first
  2567. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] is a bit red now --
  2568. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] grins --
  2569. CVW: s9 y9u just like dresses n9w?«
  2570. -- CURRENT draconicFire [CDF] well, memo or pm. your choice ad --
  2571. CVW: well y9u l9k nice in them«
  2572. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] is even more red --
  2573. CCV ceased responding to memo.
  2574. CMN: Ya they are pretty comfy. I got a good amount of them from the lady who gave me a discount
  2575. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] grin --
  2576. CVW: seri9usly? are they all c9stume s9rts, 9r are they regular 9nes?«
  2577. CVW: regular..n9t-c9stume 9nes are c9mfier«
  2578. CMN: They are all costumes
  2579. CVW: 9h, darn«
  2580. CVW: d9 y9u want t9 g9 cl9thes sh9pping s9me time?«
  2581. CVW: 9f c9urse y9u may have..m9re htan y9u need n9w..hehe«
  2582. -- CURRENT antarcticDogma [CAD] I'll open a memo --
  2583. CMN: Sure
  2584. CMN: That might be fun
  2585. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] nods --
  2586. CVW: ...maybe I c9uld trade y9u«
  2587. CVW: a c9uple c9stume 9nes f9r..actual 9nes..«
  2588. CVW: ..I'm 9verthinking things again«
  2589. CMN: Oh ya we're like the same size and stuff
  2590. -- CURRENT seafoamSunshine [CSS] aaaaaaa --
  2591. CVW: ...pretty cl9se«
  2592. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] webaa --
  2593. -- CURRENT seafoamSunshine [CSS] continues to exist and be https://pastebin.com/fk1N9rwr that girl at least --
  2594. CMN: I was thinking of moving into the city, because I ussually stick around too long to actually go back to my world.
  2595. CVW: ..what kind 9f things d9 y9u tend t9 wear, Junk9?«
  2596. CVW: 9h. really?«
  2597. CVW: but y9u have a j9b..«
  2598. CMN: Ya, but I could always get a new job.
  2599. CVW: well if y9u d9n't find anything, c9me 9t me«
  2600. CVW: a new c9der..maid...«
  2601. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] girn --
  2602. CVW: maid c9der«
  2603. CVW: w9uld wlays be welc9me«
  2604. CMN: Oh what would I be helping you with?
  2605. CSS: Huh...? What's going on now?
  2606. CVW: 9h just talking«
  2607. CVW: erm. y9u'd, I guess, be w9rking 9n maybe helping me with s9me c9de f9r the stuff I'm w9rking 9n at the clinic«
  2608. CMN: I could probably do that
  2609. CVW: well, I'll evaluate y9ur skills and then decide«
  2610. CSS: Ohh.. Well.. hm.. what do I usually wear? Mmm.. Mostly stuff I can do a lot of things in, you know? Gotta be able to keep active!
  2611. CVW: 9therwise, I supp9se small tasks untill I can actually hire y9u f9r c9ding«
  2612. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] nods --
  2613. CVW: agreed«
  2614. CVW: I like r9bes. l99se, warm, and c9mfy«
  2615. CURRENT servileEyesore [CSE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  2616. -- CURRENT servileEyesore [CSE] returns eventually, having found somewhere in the depths of the city yet another beer. Truly a mystery. She takes a big swig as she walks in. --
  2617. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] lol --
  2618. CSS: Oh~! Hey there, again!
  2619. CSE: Hey Junko!
  2620. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] waves to SE. once again semi-hugging MN --
  2621. CVW: welc9me back«
  2622. CSE: Yeah, thanks. Has that guy gone?
  2623. CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  2624. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] Draco is still culed up on the couch, fast asleep. D e a d to the world. --
  2625. CMN: Ya he left
  2626. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] turns to VW --
  2627. CMN: I'm gonna go do something very dangerous
  2628. CMN: Please don't let me die maybe
  2629. CURRENT paleRider [CPR] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  2630. -- CURRENT paleRider [CPR] Death appears --
  2631. -- CURRENT paleRider [CPR] Sitting on the couch next to the sleeping Draco --
  2632. -- CURRENT paleRider [CPR] Just there, no warning, no fanfare. As if he'd been there all along. --
  2633. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] leaves VW and sneaks over to behind the couch Draco is sleeping on --
  2634. CVW: ..erm?«
  2635. CVW: sure.«
  2636. -- CURRENT paleRider [CPR] As per usual, he gives off no magical aura, no signs of Light, Dark, Good or Evil. Absolutely nothing --
  2637. -- CURRENT paleRider [CPR] Also, still looks like Kurt Cobain. :P --
  2638. CPR: Afternoon, Aperture.
  2639. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] pays them no mind --
  2640. CSS: Uhh... hi?
  2641. -- CURRENT servileEyesore [CSE] heads on over to her own armchair, sprawling into it. --
  2642. -- CURRENT paleRider [CPR] *Tries to do an important thing. Gets ignored.* --
  2643. CVW: did yu9 just g9 9ut f9r a drink? 9r were y9u l99king a9rund. I l9ve the cave. I find it pretty nice«
  2644. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] it's death. what do you expect --
  2645. -- CURRENT paleRider [CPR] Idly turns his head to MN --
  2646. CPR: I wouldn't do that, if I were you.
  2647. CDF ceased responding to memo.
  2648. CSE: I just went to get a drink.
  2649. CSE: And to avoid him for a bit.
  2650. CVW: ah, alright«
  2651. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] does a shh motion but doesn't make the sound --
  2652. CSE: People don't really have a respect for courtesy here, huh.
  2653. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] watching MN now as well --
  2654. CPR: ...
  2655. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] gets to behind the couch --
  2656. -- CURRENT paleRider [CPR] Arches a brow. --
  2657. CVW: mm. I supp9se we d9n't«
  2658. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] peaks above it and down at DS --
  2659. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] reaches to pet DS --
  2660. -- CURRENT paleRider [CPR] Reaches out to grab his wrist, just moving his hand away from the demon. --
  2661. -- CURRENT paleRider [CPR] Skin is notably, ice cold. --
  2662. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] the wrist is grabbed --
  2663. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] just looks at PR kinda dissapointed --
  2664. CPR: Don't be stupid.
  2665. CMN: I wanted to pet her
  2666. CPR: Let sleeping weapons of mass destruction lie.
  2667. CMN: She's a what?
  2668. CSE: I would say I've got nothing against but, I spose I do.
  2669. CPR: Did I stutter?
  2670. CSS: I mean... most people here seem pretty tough.. also it's kiiiiinda weird to just pet someone while they're sleeping, if like.. you weren't doing that before they were, you know?
  2671. CVW: she's a sassy little girl that likes pets«
  2672. CMN: Ya she likes the pets
  2673. -- CURRENT paleRider [CPR] Yes. Don't intentionally screw with someone who wants tokill you. What the fuck happened to common sense. --
  2674. CPR: Not from the likes of you, I should think.
  2675. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] My character is lacking in common snese --
  2676. CVW: pft. I still haven't figured 9ut what he's d9ne t9 piss all y9u pe9ple 9ff«
  2677. CMN: I mean she won't know who is giving the pets if she's asleep?
  2678. -- CURRENT waryObserver [CWO] i feel like there's a hidden message about forced contact in there --
  2679. CPR: Best not to risk waking her.
  2680. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] sighs --
  2681. CMN: Okay
  2682. -- CURRENT paleRider [CPR] t h a t too --
  2683. CMN: Can you let go off my wrist so I can leave?
  2684. CVW: "weap9n 9f mass destructi9n"«
  2685. CURRENT patrioticEruption [CPE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  2686. -- CURRENT patrioticEruption [CPE] Barry steps in through the worldgate; hair flowing as wind comes in from behind him; it ceases once the portal shuts. --
  2687. CPE: Hey dudes, how's it goin'?
  2688. CMN: It's going good
  2689. -- CURRENT paleRider [CPR] Releases the wrist, before idly reaching down to pat the sleeping Draco's head....He gets to do this, he owns her fuckin soul. --
  2690. CVW: hell9 y9u«
  2691. CMN: Wait how come you get to pet her
  2692. CURRENT brashApprentice [CBA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  2693. -- CURRENT brashApprentice [CBA] walks into the room from the elevator, looking around. https://pastebin.com/U9D0f5ez --
  2694. CPR: Things are going well, I suppose.
  2695. CVW: level 9f trust, I supp9se«
  2696. CPE: Huh, Draco sleeps?
  2697. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] turns to VW --
  2698. -- CURRENT brashApprentice [CBA] has his Security badge on. It says "Part-Time Trainee, Security". --
  2699. CMN: Good point
  2700. CVW: hell9, apprentice«
  2701. CBA: Hey Shreom.
  2702. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] goes back to VW and flops on the couch next to her --
  2703. CVW: ...I still can't see any9ne there«
  2704. CPR: Even immortals must rest, occasionally.
  2705. CSS: Oh, heya there, Apprentice~!
  2706. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] shrugs. offers MN a pat --
  2707. CPR: ...Though this particular immortal pushes herself farther than she should.
  2708. CBA: Hey Junko.
  2709. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] accepts the pat --
  2710. -- CURRENT brashApprentice [CBA] nods to each of them before going and sitting down on an empty couch not too close to anyone else. As per his usual routine. --
  2711. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] offers to allow him back into hug --
  2712. -- CURRENT modernizedNobody [CMN] rejoins the hug --
  2713. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] semi-hug continues --
  2714. CBA: Anything interesting happen recently?
  2715. CVW: meh«
  2716. CVW: yes, actually. plenty«
  2717. -- CURRENT brashApprentice [CBA] has not been watching the cameras apparently. I also need to ask Alex if Apprentice even has the clearance to watch the lobby --
  2718. CPR: Indeed...Many things have happened, are happening, and are soon to happen.
  2719. CVW: I have f9und a way t9 use 9ne 9 fmy wishes t9 indirectly help in the replicati9n 9f librarians«
  2720. -- CURRENT brashApprentice [CBA] nods at PR's words. He then looks over at Shreom. --
  2721. CBA: Wishes?
  2722. CMN: Oh what'd you wish for?
  2723. CVW: erm. Hizah and ehr wishes«
  2724. CVW: I am n9t g9ing t9 tell y9u«
  2725. CMN: Alright
  2726. CVW: it's terribly private. s9rry«
  2727. CBA: Hizah does what?
  2728. CMN: Nah I get it
  2729. CVW: I still have 9ne left«
  2730. CVW: she's a genie«
  2731. -- CURRENT brashApprentice [CBA] first time he's heard of this. He raises a brow for a second, then nods before going back to his usual expression. --
  2732. CVW: my sec9nd wish was a staff«
  2733. -- CURRENT paleRider [CPR] Oh. Draco has the tablet, still. Curled up with it. Hasn't gotten the chance to take care of it. --
  2734. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] pffft --
  2735. CBA: That's good. You said the one you used against me was the lowest level, right?
  2736. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] wtf. sure --
  2737. CVW: what?«
  2738. CVW: 9h yes, the student..the bigenner staff«
  2739. CVW: it can 9nly d9 9ne actual "spell" «
  2740. CBA: Huh...better than nothing, I guess.
  2741. CVW: ..I have n9 idea hw9 this staff is g9ing t9 turn 9ut«
  2742. CVW: but it SHOULd be g99d«
  2743. CMN: That's good
  2744. -- CURRENT brashApprentice [CBA] nods. --
  2745. CVW: ..if n9t, I guess I can swat pe9ple with it«
  2746. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] grin --
  2747. CPR: Hm.
  2748. CVW: a s9ul-b9und bludge9ning weap9n«
  2749. CVW: h9w silly«
  2750. CMN ceased responding to memo.
  2751. CCV ceased responding to memo.
  2752. CSS: Huh.. weirrrd.
  2753. CBA: What's up?
  2754. CVW: ...mhm«
  2755. CVW: Junk9, d9 y9u want the magical bludge9ning weap9n if it turns 9ut wr9ng?«
  2756. CVW: n9thing much«
  2757. CVW: thinking 9f g9ing cl9thes 9r dress sh9pping«
  2758. CDS ceased responding to memo.
  2759. CMY ceased responding to memo.
  2760. CSS: Uh.. mmmaybe?
  2761. CSS: I dunno.
  2762. CVW: ..y9u pr9bably w9n't be able t9«
  2763. CSS: Huh.
  2764. CVW: the weap9n that is«
  2765. CVW: if y9u wanted t9 g9 sh9pping with us, I'd welc9me y9u«
  2766. CVW: but erm. I'm n9t sure any9ne but me will eb able t9..uh.«
  2767. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] shrug --
  2768. CVW: nevermind«
  2769. CSS: No, no, I think I understood that!
  2770. PKS ceased responding to memo.
  2771. CVW: I'll see if I can let y9u try it, hehe«
  2772. CSS: Annnd I guess going shopping'd be cool!
  2773. CVW: 9h, w9uld it? well alright«
  2774. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] smiles --
  2775. CPR: ..
  2776. CVW: I've n9t g9ne cl9thes sh9pping in a bit..n9t like I'm really g9nna gr9w 9ut 9f anything«
  2777. CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  2778. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] zzz --
  2779. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] zzz --
  2780. -- CURRENT brashApprentice [CBA] zzzz --
  2781. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] Why are you zzz'ing --
  2782. -- CURRENT demonSlayer [CDS] Draco is actually asleep --
  2783. -- CURRENT voidsWrath [CVW] zzzzzz --
  2784. CFS ceased responding to memo.
  2785. CVW: ..where d9 y9u live, anyways«
  2786. CVW: d9 y9u live a9rund here, 9r d9 y9u visit fr9m.where?«
  2787. -- CURRENT seafoamSunshine [CSS] bakc --
  2788. CSS: Huh? Oh, no, I don't live here!
  2789. CVW: 9h?«
  2790. CVE ceased responding to memo.
  2791. -- CURRENT brashApprentice [CBA] stands up and heads down the halls towards Security. --
  2792. CBA ceased responding to memo.
  2793. CVW: ..9h«
  2794. CVW: where d9 y9u live?«
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