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- MsNessa - Level 1 Trainer - Leader of the None None-type Gym
- 2W/0L/0D (1.0 Record)
- 5 KOs/0 SP/0 Reffings
- Badges: None
- Kluri - Female Cubone (2 AP) [HP Grass]
- Bio: The rare desert-dwelling Cubone has absorbed so much sand from her ancestral home that she has become one with the sand; and utilises it to her advantage to feel more at home, build adorable castles, and bury her foes.
- Signature Training - One With Sand (Ground)
- Kluri's Sandstorm is now as potent as a Hippowdon, and can be summoned via sand stored within her body
- The O.G. - Male Squirtle (1 AP) [HP Electric]
- Bio: Keepin it real since 1997; Nessa's first Pokémon and the master of high-pressure water blasts. The only thing he soaks more than his opponent are panties.
- Signature Training - Hard Water (Water)
- The O.G.'s mastery of water type attacks has allowed them to take on similar hardiness to a Steel type's steel attacks. This allows them to break through energy attacks more easily.
- Lynch - Female Hawlucha (3 AP) [HP Electric]
- Bio: Named for her favourite wrestler; Lynch has perfected the Manhandle Slam in her quest to be the queen of the ring.
- Signature Move - Manhandle Slam (Flying/Fighting)
- Using Significant energy, Lynch propels herself towards the foe with a violently powerful tackle, dealing Significant damage. The concussive impact of this has a 30% chance to cause confusion, and [Manhandle Slam] can be ordered as either Flying- or Fighting- type.
- Bishop - Male Noctowl (3 AP) [HP Ground]
- Bio: A master of tactics, whose prey has never escaped him. You cannot hide from this silent lord of the skies.
- Iridium - Female Venonat (1 AP) [HP Ground]
- Bio: Iridium is secretly a holy wood sprite, who has taken the form of a lowly bug Pokémon to remain inconspicuous. Knowing that Nessa's ultimate goal in life was to encounter Celebi, Iridium decided to join her quest as a trainer, so that she could pay a pilgrimage to the legendary time traveller and forest spirit. So that they might discuss… Whatever spirits talk about. Trees and stuff.
- Signature Move - Forest Terrain (Bug)
- Using significant energy, Iridium pours Bug energy into the ground, causing grass and flowers to sprout in even the most rugged environments, while small trees line the outside of the arena. This super invigorated terrain will restore Light health to all Bug Pokémon in the arena at the end of the round, once per round as long as Iridium remains on the field. Once she leaves, the energy fades after two rounds. Nature Power will become the ranged version of X-Scissor while this move is in effect, and Weather Ball will become Bug-typed when used by a grounded Pokémon.
- UwU - Female Illumise (4 AP) [HP Ground]
- Bio: Hewwo mistew; my iwwumise is just a cute baby who wuvs to hug and cuddle and DWOWN U IN HER TEAWS
- Signature Move - Downburst (Water)
- Using Major energy, Illumise summons a cloud directly above the opponent. This will douse them in a torrential deluge, dealing Major damage. Being an energy construct, this attacks targets Special Defence and is fuelled by Special Attack. Downburst has a 30% chance to drop the opponent's Speed by two stages.
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- Bestest - Female Wooloo (1 AP) [HP Flying]
- Bio: The Best Pokémon who has ever lived. The God of the New World. The cutest baby, the baddest sheep, and fuck Ampharos. It's not a sheep.
- Signature Move - True Brilliance (Flying)
- Using Heavy energy, Bestest flings herself high into the air, crashing down on the opponent to deal Heavy damage. This can be ordered as Dodge and Strike, and scales similarly to Body Press, with Defence boosts functioning as Attack boosts.
- Waddup - Male Emolga (1 AP) [HP Ground]
- Bio: Waddup is an expert meteorologist; who understands the weather as well as a Castform. This has enabled him to learn how to exploit vortexes of high pressure to devastating effect.
- Signature Move - Updraft (Flying)
- Using Major energy, Waddup creates a turbulent wind which strikes the foe for Heavy damage. This will also leave an updraft surging through the arena for 5 rounds, which allows him much more proficient gliding capabilities for the duration.
- Bad Ice Cream Man - Male Delibird (1 AP) [HP Ground]
- Bio: Inspired by Kots; the original Bad Ice Cream Man, our Delibird friend studied the Coldstone Creamer and came to understand his hatred for all things rock type.
- Signature Type Change - Rocks are bad mmkay (Flying)
- Delibird is now pure Flying- type, with all the associated weaknesses and resistances. He remains familiar with the Ice type. Delibird can no longer use Frost Breath, Aurora Beam or Avalanche, and remains neutral to Fighting.
- Barria - Female Corsola (1 AP) [HP Fire]
- Bio: Despite Nessa's *insistent* correction that coral is in fact, an animal, not a plant, Barria is too stupid to function and does not believe it could grow underwater if it were an animal. Her obliviousness is unparalleled.
- Pinwheel - Genderless Magnemite (1 AP) [HP Ground]
- Bio: A mad scientist whose plans will one day go horribly awry; leading them to merge with two other Magnemi- wait that's entirely natural evolution? Oh. Well, Pinwheel's still a schemer who has come up with all kinds of devious traps. And his decision to learn how to separate electro from magnetism; while absolute gibberish; is a sign of his genius.
- Signature Move - Electro/Magnet Trap (Electric/Steel)
- Using Major energy, Pinwheel creates a trap on the opponent's side of the field. When a Pokemon switches into this, it will detonate, dealing Major damage. This can be used as either Electric- or Steel- type (declared upon use), but only one trap may be active at any given time. These traps can be cleared in the same manner as conventional hazards, and Electro/Magnet Trap can only be used twice per battle.
- Ayo - Male Grimer (3 AP) [HP Ground]
- Bio: Ayo has achieved true enlightenment as a chill dude that definitely had nothing to do with weed. I promise. This has allowed him to harness the power of the universe to protect himself. Some say only he understands the true mysteries of the cosmos now.
- Signature Move - Cosmic Barrier (Normal)
- Using Considerable energy, Ayo calls upon the power of the stars to shield him; creating a barrier. This will protect him from one incoming attack, and the energy used will leave him more resilient, boosting his defensive stats by 10%. Standard boost stipulations apply. This can be used twice per battle. However, he has forgotten how to use Shadow Sneak and Shock Wave.
- Grit - Male Pinsir (2 AP) [HP Fire]
- Bio: Grit is one of Nessa's most laid back Pokémon; in fact, he’s practically horizontal. This is in dire contrast to most of his species, so much so that he was captured without a fight. Nessa just kind of ran into him in a forest, and after a mutually intense staredown, the Pinsir shrugged and walked out of the forest at his new trainer’s side. However, in battle, Grit is a fierce enemy to contend with; his sharp eyes being his best feature, and has developed a technique to make the most of this, giving him a ranged option in the process.
- Signature Move - Super Snipe (Flying)
- Grit fires a bright, white beam of Flying energy from his mouth which explodes violently on contact to deal heavy damage. This attack has a confusion chance equal to Dynamic Punch.
- Second Bestest - Male Skiddo (1 AP) [HP Fire]
- Bio: Ok, Wooloo? Objectively the best. But goats? Pretty good too. Skiddo? Fuckin precious. He's content with the silver medal, as he should be; there's almost 1000 species of Pokémon now; but the cute sheep and the cute goats? Oustanding. Second Bestest is like second breakfast. Wonderful.
- Signature Move - Germinate (Grass)
- Using Heavy energy, Second Bestest fires a seed at the opponent. This will embed before detonating a round later, dealing Heavy damage to the opponent and having a 30% chance to lower their Defence by two stages.
- Nyanyanya - Female Skitty (1 AP) [HP Fire]
- Bio: ... A cat. She likes chasing laser pointers, sleeping in the sun for 18 hours and demanding wet food despite the fact she got it AN HOUR AGO HOLY SH-
- Signature Move - Yarn Bomb (Fairy)
- Using Significant energy, Nyanyanya creates a small ball of yarn which she bats towards the foe. This will interrupt then suddenly explode, interrupting their attack similarly to Sucker Punch and dealing Significant damage. As this is unsporting, it will only succeed once, but due to using cuteness to manipulate the foe will run on a different counter to Sucker Punch and Fake Out.
- Creampuff - Female Igglybuff (1 AP) [HP Fire]
- Bio: Despite her cute exterior and culinary name, Creampuff is a skilled baseball player. She spent most of her life being pitched, sure, but you pick up a few things from that.
- Signature Move - Magical Bat (Fairy)
- Using Major Energy, Creampuff manifests a pink baseball bat made of Fairy energy and a glowing, hard physical projectile to use with it. She bats the projectile at her target at high speed for Major damage. The projectile's residual heat from being thwacked so hard causes it to have a 30% chance of burning the opponent upon impact.
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