transformation

	Surprise!

	Hi, buddy. How’s mage school treating you?

	Yeah, I know, you’ve been busy - I missed you! I thought I’d come say hi, y’know?

	You mentioned you were lonely in your last letter, & I’m visiting my uncle in the city anyway, so I thought why not pay my favorite childhood friend a visit?

Unless I’m intruding - don’t wanna intrude on anything, obviously, & if you’re busy… well, I know that mages are always busy with SOMETHING.

You’re up for some company?

Awesome. So can I come in?

Sure, sure….

Wow, they weren’t kidding about mage rooms doubling as their labs, this whole place is a mess.

	I guess you never did get good at cleaning, huh?

	So how’ve you been?

	Busy?

	Yeah, I figured, when you stopped answering my letters.

	Oh - you’ve been having trouble?

	What kinda trouble?

	Oh. No test subjects?

	… test subjects.

	You’re gonna have to explain that one to me again, sorry.

	Okay. So. You need volunteers for your potions classes, & you can’t take half of them because of your stomach troubles?

	Right.

	Okay.

	I mean… as long as it’s not something too crazy, I’d be willing to volunteer.

	Yeah, I really mean it. I’m kinda just wandering around the city today - I wouldn’t be doing anything otherwise, except spending too much money at the tavern.

	But okay.

	You want me to… drink a potion, & then you’ll take notes as to what it does?

	Okay. And you have a bezoar, so if shit goes badly….

	Okay, good.

	Sounds workable!

	Yeah, sure.

	Listen - this can’t be any worse than your cooking experiments. It took me two weeks to get that burnt smell out of my hair….

	So… right… I’ll just sit back, while you make the potion.

	[various rustling noises - you’re watching them shuffle around, putting things in things, mixing things with other things - clinking glassware, stuff like that]

	So your brother is doing well - he’s been busy with the harvest - it was his idea to plant those special trees that your teacher recommended, so we’ve been getting good fruit out of it. If a bit weird.

	Have I found a sweetheart? Well, uh… no…

	[flustered]

	Not that there’s anything wrong with, uh, with anyone in town or anything, it’s not like I think I’m better than anyone, I’ve just been busy with my own apprenticeship.

	And… you want me to drink this.

	What’s it supposed to do?

	… turn my hair blue?

	Sure, fuck it. Let’s try this.

	I always did like blue.

	Okay.. so… here goes!

	[drinking sounds]

	I take it back - that may be the foulest thing that you’ve ever made. Wow. My poor mouth… yeesh.

	Urgh. Yeah… that was… oh… wow.

	It’s like ice, traveling down my stomach, then it just… yep, it’s just settled there.

	Yeah, that’s kind of uncomfortable, won’t lie.

	Is it changing?

	My face is changing?

	What do you mean, my face is changing?

	… what’s happening?

	I feel… I feel something on my… oh… god….

	[pained]

	Something is… something is happening, oh god, what….

	[cloth tearing/voice changing - you’re getting bigger, & your body is changing - new eyes, new arms, stuff like that]

	It’s… growing, & it hurts.

	Oh my gods, it HURTS, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts fuck, please, make it stop!

	[bellow/wail/whatever pain noise you’ve got in you - put it here]

	What’s… happening?!

	[possibly crunching/grinding sounds? Bones are changing, everything is changing]

	Oh… fuck… it’s… oh fuck! Oh… god… it’s…. It’s….

	[another pained noise]

	What… what is this?

	What am *I*?!

	[maybe layer voices? Multiple mouths is a hot idea as well, although if that doesn’t work/is too much work, no worries!]

	This is temporary?!

	But… did you know it would… oh, gods….

	[you’ve got wings - as you shift, you knock things off of shelves - just crashings, or glass breaking, stuff like that. Think bull in a china shop, only the bull is now two feet taller with new limbs]

	You didn’t… you didn’t do it on purpose, I know, let me… c’mere.

	[vague soothing noises - they’re crying into your chest]

	You owe me some new clothes, at least. Shh… shh… it’s… it’s okay. Shh… shh, it’s okay, I promise. I’m not mad at you. I’m not.

	I mean… okay, I’m a little mad at you, but… well, magic is complicated shit.

	Shh… wow….

	I’m surprised how you got from turning my hair blue to giving me… all of this.

	I’ve got WINGS. And… a second set of arms.

	And more eyes.

	And I’m, like, three feet taller.

	I don’t know what to do with all of this, but I can… I can hold you, at least.

	Shh.. it’s okay.

	I’m not… I’m not that mad, I promise. It’s okay.

	Oh - you can hear my heart beating?

	Yeah, it’s right under your ear.

	Oh… um.

	Um.

	That’s… that’s not… that’s not usually… usually like that….

	Oh.

	It’s… I’m sorry, it’s just… it’s pressing against your chest, it’s just kinda… it’s gotten bigger.

	Sorry.

	Wow.

	This is embarrassing, fuck.

	Um.

	Yeah, I’ll just… recite holy passages or something, that’ll make it go down, that should… oh… fuck….

	No, you don’t… you don’t have to… have to rub it, you don’t have to do anything… no, you don’t… you don’t OWe me that, you don’t owe me anything, but… god, your hands… they feel really good.

	It’s… it’s bigger.

	Well, yeah, I mean, the last time you saw me naked we were what, eight? Nine?

	Oh, god… oh… yes, please… that’s….

	[voice breaking/moaning - you’re getting an awkward handjob, but it’s still a handjob]

	Please… don’t stop, oh, fuck… yes, I’ll… I can roll my hips? Thank you.

	I’ll hold on to your… to your face, to your shoulders….

	You look different, with all these eyes. I can see all the spectrums, & it’s… it’s just so… oh… fuck….

	[kissing sounds, moaning, panting - general coming undone at the seams]

	I’m… I’m all dizzy, & everything feels so much… more, wow, oh… fuck, yes, yes, please, please...

	You like me like this?

	I mean… if I could, uh… if it was a little… easier, maybe I’d be willing to try it more if it didn’t… if it didn’t hurt so much.

	This, though… this doesn’t hurt. This feels so good. This feels… oh… fuck…

	You want to… you want to take it into your mouth?

	I mean, uh… if you… if you want to, although that’s… that’s… that… oh… fuck….

	Oh, fuck, yes, yes, your mouth, it’s just… around the head of my cock, & it’s… sucking on it, it feels so good, you feel so good, please… don’t stop, please don’t stop, it’s all so much more sensitive, my whole body is tingling & on edge, I feel like… my skin is all on fire, my wings… are they wings?

	Oh, god, yes, my fingers are in your hair, in my hair, i’ve got so many more fingers, I’m going to… i’m so close to cumming, it… it almost hurts, it feels so good, please… please… please!


	Oh… fuck!

	[orgam noises]

	Yes, please, swallow it, or don’t, I don’t… I don’t care, just… keep your mouth on me, please, please, please… please… please!

	Oh… god. Oh… wait. What?

	[voice changing]

	I’m… getting… smaller?

	Oh, that’s… oh, it hurts… not as much, but.. Oh… god….

	[you’re back to normal now - took a lot less time to transform than to transform back, & now you’re in your friend’s wrecked lab, completely naked]

	… um.

	Maybe cut some of that out, when you tell your mentor.

	For, uh… propriety’s sake.

	Although now I feel like I should… return the favor.

	… after I help you clean up?

	Yeah, fair enough.

	Get me some shoes & some pants, & I will be a cleaning MONSTER!

	Well, maybe not a monster.

	But you know what I mean.

	And, uh... I'll return the favor. However you want it. I promise.

	You're looking forward to it?

	... awesome.