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- >be me, bonky
- >i am eating a dish prepared for me by my best friend, pickle horse-man
- >it is a dish of plastic fragments and shards
- >at first i thought it was some mistake
- >just an errant plastic shard in an otherwise wholesome dish
- >but i was wrong
- >it was all shards
- >all the time
- >i don't know why he would do this to me
- >my own best friend
- >what evil he holds in his heart
- >the pain
- >it's nearly too much for me to bear
- >but i keep eating the gouging spikes
- >that collect and catch in my throat
- >i'm choking
- >i'm dying
- >why would he do this
- >evil little horse-man
- >i see him now in the doorway
- >smiling his evil smile
- >when it falls from his face
- >and he shouts
- >BONKY WHAT THE FUCK
- >WHY ARE YOU EATING PLASTIC SCRAPS
- >I JUST GAVE YOU PERFECTLY GOOD HAY
- >oh,
- >i say
- >i just really like KAFF plastic scraps
- >and i go back to eating
- >and lower my eyes
- >just enough that I can see him out the corner
- >he stands there in disbelief
- >then relaxes
- >and shrugs
- >and walks away
- >i wait til he's gone
- >i cough out plastic shards until my eyes bleed
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