L: Dude.. I just checked fb
10:20:05 PM L: I"m totes not invited
10:20:18 PM Joe: yeah i know
10:20:21 PM Joe: must be a mistake
10:20:23 PM Joe: ill invite ya
10:20:27 PM Joe: im not sure though
10:20:32 PM Joe: if you go i guess ill come
10:20:38 PM L: Lol dw
10:20:45 PM L: If i'm not invited
10:20:49 PM L: dont' care
10:21:02 PM L: I should totes make a party at the same date
10:21:09 PM Joe: why the fuck would you not be invited dude its obviously a mistake
10:21:16 PM L: *shrugs*
10:21:18 PM L: dont care
10:21:25 PM Joe: oh my god lachlan ive never seen you
10:21:28 PM Joe: with hurt feelings
10:21:31 PM L: Ha
10:21:33 PM Joe: dont worry ill remedy this
10:21:43 PM L: its k
10:21:49 PM L: I honestly dont care
10:21:55 PM Joe: its done
10:21:57 PM Joe: im sorry
10:22:01 PM L:
10:22:10 PM Joe: he just forgot you
10:22:16 PM Joe: he invited EVERYONE else
10:22:17 PM Joe: cept you
10:22:53 PM L: Huh
10:22:55 PM L: there you go
10:23:01 PM L: now my feelings hurt
10:24:07 PM Joe: i mean that as in it was obviously a mistake you moose
10:24:15 PM L: Lols
10:24:18 PM L: sure sure
10:24:26 PM Joe: unless that time when he called me in tears saying you were mean to him and that he hated you was more serious than i thought....
10:24:51 PM L: ha
10:24:51 PM Joe: oh wait hang on
10:24:55 PM Joe: he didnt invite Tor
10:25:00 PM Joe: ok now thats suspicious
10:25:03 PM L: Hrmmmm
10:25:07 PM L: un invite me
10:25:08 PM Joe: why the fuck wouldnt he invite either of you?
10:25:14 PM Joe: i dunno how!
10:26:17 PM L: Ha
10:26:30 PM L: Maybs he doesn't like us now
10:27:22 PM L: UN INVITE ME!
10:28:06 PM Joe: HOW TOOOO
10:28:10 PM Joe: seriously i dunno how
10:28:31 PM L: *shrugs*
10:28:41 PM Joe: i know
10:28:44 PM Joe: ill just invite Tor too
10:28:48 PM Joe: probrem soruved
10:28:52 PM L: Lols don't
10:29:00 PM L: I want to make it akward for allan
10:29:22 PM Joe: well he's made it awkward for you!
10:29:28 PM Joe: Why would he invite erryone
10:29:31 PM Joe: except you two
10:29:34 PM Joe: have you DONE lachiewhat
10:29:37 PM Joe: er
10:29:41 PM Joe: stupid touchpad
10:29:45 PM Joe: what have you done lachie
10:29:52 PM L: Ha
10:29:58 PM L: great typo
10:30:05 PM L: *sigh* typing
10:30:21 PM L: He was a cock on the trip to tors party
10:30:25 PM L: we called him on it
10:30:29 PM Joe: oh no!
10:30:32 PM Joe: how so?
10:30:54 PM L: *sigh* more typing
10:31:02 PM L: VAGINA TYPHHOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
10:31:03 PM Joe: haha
10:31:09 PM Joe: VAGINNAAAA TYPHOOOOOON
10:31:13 PM Joe: get to it broski
10:31:30 PM L: The night before the night before
10:31:42 PM L: we asked him how he was getting there
10:31:46 PM L: he didn't know
10:31:51 PM L: we offered a lift
10:31:55 PM L: BUT
10:32:00 PM Joe: but~!
10:32:02 PM L: we were leaving at 6am
10:32:09 PM Joe: yep
10:32:10 PM L: so he had to be ready by then
10:32:15 PM Joe: yep
10:32:30 PM L: later on I offered for him to come over and stay the night to make it easier for everyone
10:32:54 PM L: at about 5pm he calls me from forest hills
10:33:15 PM L: Allan: 'What time do you need me over tonight'
10:33:19 PM Joe: this does not bode well
10:33:24 PM L: Me: 'anytime brah'
10:33:28 PM Joe: yep
10:33:53 PM L: Allan: ' Well I'm at FH atm and I don't have my stuff'
10:34:06 PM L: Me: 'Then go home and get it'
10:34:21 PM L: Allan: 'I wont be at the station till like 9pm'
10:34:29 PM L: Me: 'Tev's bra, no probs'
10:34:36 PM L: Allan: 'coolies'
10:34:41 PM L: AND OF PART ONE
10:34:44 PM L: *END
10:34:46 PM Joe: heheh
10:34:48 PM Joe: ok
10:34:49 PM Joe: act 2
10:34:51 PM Joe: all goes to shit
10:34:53 PM Joe: gogogogogogog
10:34:55 PM L: THAT NIGHT
10:35:08 PM L: Alex is there as well
10:35:19 PM L: He is coming with us
10:35:29 PM Joe: yep
10:35:36 PM L: We are sitting up playing brawl
10:35:43 PM L: Tor gets home
10:35:48 PM L: at 12
10:35:53 PM L: and she's all like:
10:36:07 PM L: Tor: ' LACHLAN! WHY IS NOT YOU IN THE BEDS!?'
10:36:12 PM L: Me:
10:36:50 PM L: 'Oh yes, I was supposed to be in bed now due to the early get up and driving that I must do tomorrow'
10:37:00 PM L: Tor: 'RAGE'
10:37:04 PM Joe: wuh oh
10:37:10 PM L: Me: '*looks around*'
10:37:38 PM L: Tor: '*sigh* oh Lachlan… you so naughty have a boost bar and go to bed'
10:37:45 PM Joe: haha
10:37:47 PM Joe: AND THEN
10:37:53 PM L: END OF PART 2
10:37:58 PM Joe: oh my god 3 acts
10:38:00 PM Joe: gogogo
10:38:07 PM L: THE MORNING
10:38:15 PM L: I wake up and have a shower
10:38:15 PM Joe: btw this is so epic and oyu dont know why, ill tell you at the end CONTINUE
10:38:22 PM L: get everyone up
10:38:27 PM Joe: yep
10:38:43 PM L: Ask if they want showers and foods
10:38:45 PM L: etc
10:38:59 PM L: Then Allan's like:
10:39:24 PM L: Allan: 'So herp derp derpa doo. I dont have any clothes and such'
10:39:45 PM L: Me and Tor: 'What'   -_-,
10:39:50 PM Joe: what the fuck
10:40:10 PM L: Allan: 'can we stop and I can buy some stuff'?
10:40:18 PM Joe: ???????????????????????????
10:40:33 PM L: Tor: 'No?! we are leaving at 6am'
10:41:00 PM L: Me: 'Why the fuck don't you have shit? I told you to go home and get it?!'
10:41:26 PM L: Allan: 'Well it was 9 O'Clock and you said I had to be here by 9'
10:41:42 PM L: Me: 'Ahhhhh, NO I did NOT'
10:41:50 PM L: Allan: 'Yeah you did'
10:42:10 PM Joe: ?????
10:42:12 PM Joe: jesus
10:42:14 PM L: Me: 'I said that you could get here anytime'
10:42:35 PM L: Tor: 'Allan I was with lachy when you called he said any time'
10:42:53 PM L: Allan: 'Oh.'
10:44:38 PM L: *comment* there was something in there about him blaming me that I forgot to type but yeah he started saying it was my fault that he didn't have any clothes. Then Tor called BS and told him that he is a grown up and it was his own fault and he needs to man the fuck up
10:44:55 PM L: Allan: 'Well I know who's fault it is then….'
10:44:55 PM Joe: oh wow
10:45:07 PM L: Everyone: 'Who's fault is it?'
10:45:30 PM L: Allan: 'DW, I know who's fault it is...'
10:45:34 PM Joe: ????
10:45:58 PM L: Everyone: 'WHO IS IT? The only person who's fault this is, is your own!'
10:46:16 PM Joe: !!!
10:46:16 PM L: Allan: 'DW I know who's fault this is...'
10:46:21 PM Joe: ????
10:46:27 PM Joe: Oh deary
10:46:34 PM L: Everyone: '(wtf) tevs'
10:46:52 PM Joe: lame
10:47:01 PM Joe: i cant believe tor actually finally snapped
10:47:03 PM L: Tor: 'Tevs Allan we will go out of our way and to your house and get your clothes for you
10:47:11 PM L: '
10:47:16 PM L: END OF PART 3
10:47:21 PM Joe: theres MORE?
10:47:34 PM L: IN THE CAR
10:47:38 PM Joe: oh my god
10:47:44 PM Joe: this is no llonger epic it is horrific
10:48:28 PM L: Allan: 'Hey guys, could you give me a lift home tomorrow so I can be home at 11am?'
10:49:03 PM L: Tor: '*scoffs* you're kidding right? We will all still be hung over as fuck none of us will be able to drive'
10:49:32 PM Joe: wuh oh
10:49:38 PM L: Allan: 'Oh… Its just that I'm going out with some people tomorrow'
10:49:58 PM L: Everyone: 'Hrmmmmmm?'
10:50:24 PM L: Allan: 'yeah tomorrow I'm going out with some girls'
10:51:52 PM L: *comment* he's alluding to steph and chantelle (or how ever you spell it) the two chicks that he "likes" But they don't "like" him. But he totes thinks he has a chance.
10:52:18 PM L: Tor: 'What time are you going out?'
10:52:35 PM L: Allan: ' About 8pm )
10:53:01 PM L: Everyone: 'Then why the fuck did you need to be back at 11am!?!'
10:53:27 PM L: Allan: 'Ah…. nvm, can you get me back by 7pm?'
10:53:54 PM Joe: ???????????????????????????????/
10:53:54 PM L: Tor: 'I can't promise anything, we have to clean up the place and such....'
10:54:23 PM L: Allan: 'Oh. How am I ment to get back home?'
10:54:42 PM L: Tor: '*shrugs*'
10:55:02 PM L: Allan: '*starts stressing a little*'
10:55:43 PM L: Tor: 'Look I will text my friend dwaine, He has to work the next say so he might take you home'
10:56:06 PM L: *Tor texts dwane*
10:57:00 PM L: Tor: 'I've just texted dwaine and he says that he will take you home. Which is super nice of him because he is a super no people person.'
10:57:13 PM L: Allan: ' Oh, okay...'
10:57:23 PM L: *minutes pass*
10:57:35 PM L: Allan: 'I'm not sure I should go...'
10:57:42 PM L: Everyone: 'WhAT?
10:57:43 PM L: '
10:58:11 PM L: Allan: 'well its not definite that I can get home in time.'
10:58:26 PM Joe: ohmy goddddddddddddddddd
10:58:28 PM Joe: this guy
10:58:34 PM Joe: THIS GUY
10:58:38 PM Joe: continue
10:58:44 PM L: Tor: '*sigh* I will text dwain agian to make sure he can get you home on time.'
10:59:00 PM L: *Dwaine replys*
10:59:40 PM L: Tor: 'Allan he says he will get you home by 7pm'
10:59:57 PM L: Allan: 'Oh okay.'
11:00:05 PM L: *minutes pass*
11:00:12 PM Joe: oh god
11:00:41 PM L: Allan: ' Are you sure this is definite?'
11:00:50 PM L: Tor: 'YES!'
11:01:05 PM L: *we are all getting quite annoyed by this guy now*
11:01:10 PM Joe: haha
11:01:35 PM L: Allan: 'Look I dont' want to come if I can't get home in time'
11:02:21 PM L: Tor: 'Allan! I HAVE texted dwaine and he said that he WILL have YOU home BY 7PM!'
11:02:35 PM L: Allan: 'yeah but its not for sure'
11:03:11 PM L: Tor: 'Are fucking kidding me?! I just told you that dwaine said he would definitely have you home in time!'
11:03:39 PM L: *We arrive at Allans house*
11:04:05 PM Joe: jesus
11:04:08 PM Joe: jesus
11:04:11 PM Joe: go on go on
11:04:14 PM L: Allan: 'You know what? *gets out of car* I'm not coming any more!'
11:04:22 PM L: U ' !?!???!!!!?'
11:04:33 PM L: *us :
11:04:38 PM Joe: haha
11:04:59 PM Joe: thanks for that correction i thought he had stunned america for a second there
11:05:13 PM L: Allan: 'You kept bitching at me the whole trip i'm not coming any more
11:05:20 PM Joe: oh my god
11:05:22 PM Joe: oh my god
11:05:26 PM Joe: wow
11:05:28 PM Joe: jesus
11:06:08 PM Joe: im so sorry
11:06:13 PM Joe: im so so sorry
11:06:46 PM L: Tor: 'WTF! are you serious!? We went OUT OF OUR WAY to help you get to my 21st, then we have to go out of our way just so YOU can get your clothes?!'
11:07:13 PM L: Allan: *somthing about being bitched at and not going*
11:07:27 PM L: Allan: *slams door and goes inside*
11:07:37 PM L: END OF STORY
11:07:46 PM L: So yeah
11:07:54 PM Joe: *thunderous vagina typhoon applause*
11:07:56 PM Joe: wow
11:07:57 PM Joe: ok
11:07:57 PM Joe: wow
11:07:59 PM Joe: ok
11:08:00 PM Joe: shit
11:08:05 PM Joe: well maybe there is some bad blood
11:08:05 PM L: he didn't come to tors 21st so he could go out with 2 whores
11:08:05 PM Joe: hahahah
11:08:09 PM L: Lols
11:08:11 PM Joe: yeah
11:08:12 PM Joe: wow
11:08:14 PM Joe: what a shit
11:08:18 PM L: THE AFTERMATH
11:08:23 PM Joe: oh here we go
11:08:30 PM L: THE NEXT FEW DAYS
11:09:03 PM L: *will copy and past actual MSN convo
11:09:08 PM L: after this short break
11:09:14 PM L: I have to pick up tor
11:09:20 PM L: brb
11:10:48 PM Joe: ok
11:10:48 PM Joe: haha
Changed status to Idle (11:29:48 PM)
Changed status to Available (11:31:32 PM)
11:32:55 PM L: I'm back
11:33:05 PM Joe: yayayayayay
11:33:06 PM Joe: gogogogogoo
11:33:10 PM Joe: AFTERMATH
11:33:15 PM L: Right
11:34:03 PM L: 1:09:11 PM Allan: hey
1:09:39 PM Allan: I believe we got off to a bad start on saturday
1:10:25 PM Allan: I don't want thier to be any bad feelings between us
1:10:49 PM Allan: so, I was thinking we could talk about it
1:13:18 PM L: first off. You were a dick, there is no denying it. secondly you need to apologise to tor not me
1:14:03 PM Allan: I just changed my mind
1:14:17 PM Allan: and I didn't like the way she spoke to me
1:15:32 PM Allan: I felt uncomfortable also about going to central victoria
1:17:40 PM Allan: I just don't understand how u can let her treat u that way
1:18:03 PM L: What...
1:18:26 PM Allan: coming home and telling u to go to bed, for instance
1:18:33 PM Allan: she is not ur mum
1:18:57 PM Allan: I'd hate for us not to be friends, cause of her
1:19:15 PM Allan: let alone alex as well
1:29:55 PM Allan: if u hate me cause of this, I guess that is your choice
1:30:04 PM L: I don't hate you
1:30:19 PM L: Its just you are in the wrong
1:30:21 PM L: that is all
1:30:26 PM Allan: well that's what alex has been telling me, pretty much
1:30:36 PM Allan: sending me message after message
1:31:09 PM Allan: I don't see how
1:31:14 PM Allan: how am I in the wrong?
1:31:34 PM Allan: I offered to help out and get abused verbally
1:31:49 PM Allan: all my other friends say, sure, I'd love u to help me
1:32:03 PM Allan: but tor tells me "I'll rip your balls off"
1:40:51 PM Allan: look man, I gtg
1:40:54 PM Allan: have a good day
1:40:56 PM Allan: catch
11:35:12 PM L: Things to note:
11:35:30 PM L: I just don't understand how u can let her treat u that way
11:35:30 PM Joe: WHAT
11:35:34 PM Joe: WHATWHATHAWHTAHWTHAWHT
11:35:37 PM Joe: what the FUCK
11:35:38 PM L: I'd hate for us not to be friends, cause of her
11:35:38 PM Joe: hahaha
11:35:58 PM L: I don't see how
1:31:14 PM Allan: how am I in the wrong?
11:36:12 PM L: But yeah
11:36:19 PM L: END AFTERMATH
11:36:22 PM Joe: haha this is hilarious
11:36:26 PM Joe: and i invited you to his party
11:36:27 PM Joe: hahahah
11:36:31 PM L: Lols