benidle

edgy time

Jan 15th, 2015
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  1. I’ve been working on some edgier material for my act. You know the old saying, time flies when you’re having fun? More like, time flies when you put a clock on an airplane. Haha some edgy shit right there; I reworked a classic and fucking owned its shit! Here’s another edgy one for ya: If time isn’t money then why am I wearing a gold watch? Huh? Huh? Time jokes are edgy, you guys. That’s why the show Doctor Who is so raw.
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