early man

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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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Huh? Oh!

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Ooh!

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Nearly there, Hognob.

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Nearly there.
Just a bit farther.

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Try a little bit harder.

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We can do it.

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Just a little bit more, Hognob.

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I can reach it.

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Got it.

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Still got it.

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Hognob, enough!

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Oi, enough now!

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Mammoths! Come on, Hognob.
Let's go wake Bobnar.

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Hey, Chief.

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Chief!

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What? What? What?

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Are you awake, Chief?

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Chief?

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Time to go hunting.

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Bit early, isn't it, Dug?

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But, Chief, we're early man.

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Come on, everyone.

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Time to get up.

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Morning, everyone.

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Morning, Chief.

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Bit nippy this morning.

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Ow! Ow!

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Ow!

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Oops. Sorry.

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Wait, Chief. Chief...

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Chief.

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So I've been thinking.

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You know we always hunt rabbits?

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Yeah. Very tasty they are, too.

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Yes, but couldn't we
try hunting something,

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well, you know, bigger?

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What, like a hare?

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No, like a buffalo or a mammoth.

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You want us to hunt a
five-ton, bone-crushing mammoth?

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Yeah. Why not?

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I really believe
we could do it, Chief.

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Dug, look at our ancestors.

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You don't see them
hunting big things, do you?

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They hunted little round beasts.

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Of some sort.

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Yeah, what are
those things anyway?

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Don't know.

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I suppose they couldn't
draw rabbits back then.

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Wait. Sorry, no, Chief.

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Chief,

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about the mammoth thing...

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Look, I'll tell you what, I'll
definitely bear it in mind.

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All right?

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Come on, Dug.

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Right, gather round.

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Grab a spear.

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Oh! It's pointy!

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- Oh, Treebor. Just get over there.
- Aw, Mum!

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- Morning, Barry.
- Morning, Dug.

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Mr. Rock coming hunting today?

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Oh, yeah, wouldn't miss it
for the world.

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Morning, Asbo.
Change your underpants today?

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Yeah! Changed them
with Thongo, Chief.

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Champion!

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Mmm.

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- Chief.
- Yes, Gravelle?

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When I put my arm up, it hurts.

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Well, don't do it, then.

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Grubup, don't eat that.
That's Eemak.

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Yum!

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Exactly. Uh... Right.

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Heads down, everyone.

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Thank you, Dug.

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Shh!

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We give thanks for our valley,
our home,

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this precious ground,
which sustains us

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and gives us shelter
from the Badlands.

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May we live in peace, balance,
and harmony with our forest

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and all the creatures
we share it with.

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Right, let's go kill something.

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A rabbit!

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That's it. That's it.

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I've got him.

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To you, Eemak.

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Ouch.

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Nice try, though.

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Let's use
an element of surprise.

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Righto, Chief.

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Ow!

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I got him!

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No, I haven't!

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Great! Champion!

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Got you!

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Whoa!

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I got this, Gravelle.

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Ha-hey!

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Well done, Mr. Rock!

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Nice job, everyone.

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Rabbit surprise tonight!

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See, Dug?

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We hunt rabbits,
everyone's happy.

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Although the thing
about rabbits, Chief,

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well, they are quite small.

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Dug, Dug. Look at us...

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You seriously think
we could catch a mammoth?

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Nice moves, Mr. Rock.

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Us lot?

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You've been practicing.

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Shush, everyone.

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The rabbits are fighting back!

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I don't think this is rabbits.

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Attack!

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Run!

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Mr. Rock!

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No!

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No!

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To the Badlands!

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What, leave the valley?

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Come on. Just run.

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Hognob!

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Where's Dug?

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Have you seen Dug?

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- Go on.
- Thank you, Chief.

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Dug!

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Hmm...

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Excellent.

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All right, secure the valley.

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Start mining ore.

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Or what, Lord Nooth?

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Ore, you fool!
Start mining the ore.

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The metal that's in the ground.

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Oh, the ore! In the ground.

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Yes.

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What about the primitives?

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Oh, let them rot
in The Badlands.

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They are
the low-achievers of history

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with their puny flints
and their drafty caves.

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You've picked the wrong
tribe to mess with.

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Oh, I am so scared!
You are waving your stones about!

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The Age of Stone is over, Dino.

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Long live the Age of Bronze!

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Oh.

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Okay, let's get moving.

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Of course, Lord Nooth.

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I'm late for my massage.

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Huh?

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Uh...

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What are you doing?
Get out of the way!

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Hey! Hey!

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Multi-purpose pen swords!

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Very handy
for opening bottles, too!

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Sliced bread. Wow!

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That's the best thing since...
Well, ever!

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Oh!

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Hmm.

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Hey!

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- Huh?
- Don't touch the bronze.

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- The what?
- The bronze!

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Where have you been,
the Stone Age?

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Oh. Uh...

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What?

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Fifty schnookels!
Fifty schnookels!

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Voluntary contribution.
Everyone has to pay!

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It's gone up again.

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- It's daylight robbery!
- Fifty schnookels!

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Voluntary contribution!

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Hey! She hasn't
voluntarily contributed.

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Hmm? Stop her!

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- Hey. Hey.
- Oi! Stop her!

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Whoa!

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Hmm?

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Hello. Oh!

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Sorry!

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I tell you,

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I wouldn't want to
be facing me out there.

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Hey, Hügelgraber,
can't you see in that thing?

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The arena's this way.

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You girls are gonna
get slaughtered.

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Let's go!

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<i>All stand for our mighty
leader, Lord Nooth!</i>

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<i>Who challenges the champions?</i>

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We challenge the champions!

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We accept the challenge!

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<i>The hour has come.</i>

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<i>Let the sacred game commence!</i>

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<i>Introducing Real Bronzio</i>

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<i>and the captain, Jurgend!</i>

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<i>Today's match official,
Referee Dino!</i>

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<i>In the name of Queen Oofeefa,</i>

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<i>we give thanks
for the beautiful game.</i>

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<i>Oggy! Oggy! Oggy!</i>

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Oi! Oi! Oi!

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<i>Let's play football!</i>

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Whilst I count my schnookels.

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Hügelgraber!
What are you doing?

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Get in the goal!

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What's up with Hügelgraber?
Come on!

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Pick it up! Pick it up!

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To me! To me!

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What? Put it down!

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Put it down!

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Free kick!

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Hügelgraber!
Just get in the game!

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Just kick it!

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Huh?

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Huh?

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What are you doing, Hügelgraber?

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You just scored an own goal!

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He's not me!

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Huh?

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Oh!

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Huh?

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A caveman?

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- A caveman?
- A caveman?

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Playing the sacred game?
Bring him here.

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How dare you...

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Oh.

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How dare you set foot
on our hallowed ground?

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You took our ground.

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- Our home!
- Oh, that.

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Listen, you Stone Age brute.

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You have no home.

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Your kind are finished
on this Earth.

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Now take him away and kill him.

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Slowly.

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Argh! No, I mean
take him away at normal speed

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and kill him slowly. Idiots!

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Now get on with the game.

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<i>We challenge the champions!</i>

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Wait... Wait!

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We challenge the champions!

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Huh?

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What did you say?

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- He said, "We challenge..."
- I heard what he said!

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If we win, we keep our valley.

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You leave my tribe in peace.

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Hmm.

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You think you can beat us
at football?

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A match between
the Bronze and the brutes?

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What an idea!

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Sacrilege, O Premier Leader!

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Yes. Quite.

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The masses would flock to see
such a vulgar spectacle. Pah!

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Hmm...

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Oh!

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Really?

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For the valley, you say?

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Hmm?

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- Dug!
- It's Dug!

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He's alive!

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Uh, what's that crazy fruit
he's got?

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"Football"?

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What's "football"?

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And how's it going to get
our valley back?

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Well, it's this amazing game,
Chief.

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And the leader
of the Bronze people,

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he says if we play this game
and beat them at it...

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Ooh, nice tight shorts!

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Aw, Mum!

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We can have our valley back.

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That's what we want.

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- And if we don't beat them?
- Ah.

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Well, then,

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he said we'll spend the rest
of our miserable lives

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working down a mine.

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No!

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- What's a "mine"?
- Dug,

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we've never even played
this game.

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But that's just it.

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We did. Once.

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Huh?

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Those cave paintings
back in our valley,

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they're pictures of our
ancestors playing football.

275
00:26:12,891 --> 00:26:15,315
- Champion!
- So if they did it,

276
00:26:16,239 --> 00:26:17,734
surely we can do it.

277
00:26:20,191 --> 00:26:23,154
Sorry! Shimmering memories
make me sneeze.

278
00:26:23,156 --> 00:26:25,481
This doesn't change anything,
Dug.

279
00:26:25,483 --> 00:26:27,012
It's just too risky.

280
00:26:27,013 --> 00:26:29,402
Oh, come on, Chief!
We can do it, Chief!

281
00:26:29,404 --> 00:26:31,956
I wanna play football!
I wanna play now!

282
00:26:32,273 --> 00:26:34,088
Now!

283
00:26:34,090 --> 00:26:36,864
Listen...
No, we're not... No!

284
00:26:39,224 --> 00:26:42,568
All right, then.
Don't worry about us.

285
00:26:42,570 --> 00:26:44,928
Yeah, we'll...
We'll be okay.

286
00:26:44,930 --> 00:26:47,418
We'll just die a slow and
lingering death in the Badlands.

287
00:26:47,862 --> 00:26:48,862
Huh?

288
00:26:49,297 --> 00:26:51,018
Come on, Chief.

289
00:26:51,020 --> 00:26:53,888
Just give us a chance. Please!

290
00:26:59,546 --> 00:27:01,678
Look, all right.

291
00:27:03,178 --> 00:27:06,237
Maybe we'll give this
"football" idea a try, then.

292
00:27:11,180 --> 00:27:12,359
No promises, mind.

293
00:27:12,361 --> 00:27:14,877
The match is to be played
at the full moon.

294
00:27:16,505 --> 00:27:19,500
And then we go back
to the valley!

295
00:27:19,502 --> 00:27:22,432
Sweet!

296
00:27:40,063 --> 00:27:42,484
Right, line up,
everybody! In line!

297
00:27:42,486 --> 00:27:44,780
- All yours, Dug.
- Thanks, Chief.

298
00:27:44,782 --> 00:27:46,058
All right!

299
00:27:46,695 --> 00:27:49,275
- Um...
- Um...

300
00:27:49,277 --> 00:27:51,507
Are hogs supposed
to play football?

301
00:27:51,508 --> 00:27:53,227
No. Oh...

302
00:27:53,229 --> 00:27:55,778
Probably not, no.
Sorry, Hognob.

303
00:27:59,733 --> 00:28:02,761
This is a football.

304
00:28:02,762 --> 00:28:06,840
One side tries to kick
the ball into this goal.

305
00:28:06,842 --> 00:28:08,753
Ooh.

306
00:28:08,755 --> 00:28:12,835
And the other side tries
to kick the ball in that goal.

307
00:28:12,836 --> 00:28:13,793
Ahh!

308
00:28:13,813 --> 00:28:15,660
Football sounds hard.

309
00:28:15,662 --> 00:28:18,306
What happens if you kick
the ball in the goal?

310
00:28:18,308 --> 00:28:20,379
Well, if you kick the ball
in the goal,

311
00:28:20,381 --> 00:28:22,230
then other men hug and kiss you.

312
00:28:23,791 --> 00:28:25,193
- Oh.
- Mmm.

313
00:28:25,195 --> 00:28:26,723
Right, who wants to try?

314
00:28:26,724 --> 00:28:27,870
I'll give it a go.

315
00:28:27,872 --> 00:28:29,145
- Nice one.
- Aw, Mum!

316
00:28:29,146 --> 00:28:33,544
Good, Magma. All right, okay, good.
Right. Um...

317
00:28:33,546 --> 00:28:36,255
So I'm...
I'm gonna try and get the ball,

318
00:28:36,257 --> 00:28:38,425
and you have to stop me, okay?

319
00:28:41,421 --> 00:28:43,044
Come on, come on!

320
00:28:43,046 --> 00:28:46,041
Ow!

321
00:28:46,043 --> 00:28:48,370
- Nice one, Mum!
- Football's brilliant.

322
00:28:48,372 --> 00:28:50,632
That can't be right.

323
00:28:50,634 --> 00:28:53,470
Surely, you can't hit
other players?

324
00:28:53,472 --> 00:28:55,860
No, you're supposed
to attack the ball.

325
00:28:58,222 --> 00:29:00,610
No, no, no, no, not weapons!

326
00:29:00,612 --> 00:29:01,630
Just use fist?

327
00:29:01,632 --> 00:29:04,245
No! No fighting at all.

328
00:29:04,247 --> 00:29:06,096
- Where's the fun in that?
- Uh...

329
00:29:06,860 --> 00:29:08,454
Hmm.

330
00:29:20,167 --> 00:29:22,113
Okay, Thongo!

331
00:29:22,749 --> 00:29:24,533
Oh!

332
00:29:24,535 --> 00:29:25,874
Ooh!

333
00:29:27,371 --> 00:29:28,741
- Oh!
- Yes!

334
00:29:28,742 --> 00:29:31,581
Good effort. Great.
Okay, next.

335
00:29:33,174 --> 00:29:34,447
Huh?

336
00:29:34,449 --> 00:29:35,502
Hognob.

337
00:29:39,294 --> 00:29:40,790
Go for it, Asbo.

338
00:29:43,598 --> 00:29:44,969
Yay!

339
00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:47,744
Yay!

340
00:29:52,300 --> 00:29:53,639
Oh...

341
00:30:00,909 --> 00:30:02,756
Excuse me!

342
00:30:02,758 --> 00:30:04,670
Can we have our ball back,
please?

343
00:30:07,348 --> 00:30:08,433
Huh. Hmm.

344
00:30:11,301 --> 00:30:14,201
Trust me, Dino.
This football match between

345
00:30:14,203 --> 00:30:16,177
the Stone Age
and the Bronze World,

346
00:30:16,178 --> 00:30:18,314
it's perfect!

347
00:30:18,316 --> 00:30:21,408
- Oh, how I love it!
- Yes, football.

348
00:30:22,299 --> 00:30:23,320
No.

349
00:30:23,830 --> 00:30:25,773
Bronze!

350
00:30:25,775 --> 00:30:28,450
Mmm.

351
00:30:28,452 --> 00:30:31,352
So cold and hard and slippery.

352
00:30:31,354 --> 00:30:32,882
Mmm.

353
00:30:32,884 --> 00:30:34,604
Ooh.

354
00:30:34,606 --> 00:30:38,014
And this game is going
to make me loads of it.

355
00:30:38,016 --> 00:30:41,171
Your Premiership,
what if the Queen finds out?

356
00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:43,338
That old crow?

357
00:30:43,340 --> 00:30:45,315
She doesn't know
what goes on out here.

358
00:30:45,317 --> 00:30:46,621
Luckily.

359
00:30:50,609 --> 00:30:52,010
Delivering message!

360
00:30:52,012 --> 00:30:54,436
Your Footballness,
it's a Message Bird.

361
00:30:54,912 --> 00:30:56,061
Huh?

362
00:30:58,994 --> 00:31:01,066
Ugh. Well, go on, make it...

363
00:31:06,707 --> 00:31:08,206
"Hello? Hello?"

364
00:31:09,939 --> 00:31:11,946
"How do you use
this Message Bird thing?"

365
00:31:11,948 --> 00:31:13,000
It's the Queen.

366
00:31:15,231 --> 00:31:17,078
"Just speak into its ear, ma'am."

367
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:20,457
"It will mimic
everything it hears."

368
00:31:20,459 --> 00:31:23,772
"I don't even know if
I'm holding it the... Testing!"

369
00:31:23,774 --> 00:31:25,270
"Testing!"

370
00:31:25,272 --> 00:31:26,738
"Nooth? Nooth?"

371
00:31:26,740 --> 00:31:29,161
Perhaps she's heard
about the game.

372
00:31:29,163 --> 00:31:31,455
Of course she hasn't
heard about the game.

373
00:31:31,457 --> 00:31:33,400
"I've heard about the game.

374
00:31:33,402 --> 00:31:37,866
- "You, arranging a football
match against a bunch of savages?

375
00:31:38,312 --> 00:31:40,000
"You idiot!"

376
00:31:40,002 --> 00:31:41,817
"Imagine if we lost."

377
00:31:41,818 --> 00:31:44,050
- We won't.
- "I said, imagine it!"

378
00:31:44,783 --> 00:31:46,249
"Exactly!"

379
00:31:46,251 --> 00:31:48,319
"The mighty Bronze Age"

380
00:31:48,321 --> 00:31:51,571
"brought to its knees
by a bunch of cavemen?"

381
00:31:51,573 --> 00:31:54,122
"Well, I'm warning you, Nooth."

382
00:31:54,124 --> 00:31:56,325
"You'd better not lose."

383
00:31:57,088 --> 00:31:58,936
"Hmm?"

384
00:32:00,117 --> 00:32:01,489
End of message.

385
00:32:04,133 --> 00:32:05,473
Oh! Hmm.

386
00:32:07,068 --> 00:32:08,850
Silly old bat!

387
00:32:08,852 --> 00:32:11,432
How dare she talk
to me like that!

388
00:32:11,434 --> 00:32:14,078
"Silly old bat!"

389
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:17,203
"How dare she talk
to me like that?"

390
00:32:17,205 --> 00:32:18,542
Delivering message!

391
00:32:21,795 --> 00:32:25,140
Guards! Get that bird back!

392
00:32:25,142 --> 00:32:27,723
What does the Queen know anyway?

393
00:32:27,725 --> 00:32:30,560
The cavemen are oafs.
My players are...

394
00:32:30,561 --> 00:32:31,583
Overpaid?

395
00:32:31,933 --> 00:32:33,176
Champions!

396
00:32:34,133 --> 00:32:36,172
Oh, yes, champions.

397
00:32:36,174 --> 00:32:40,953
They spend their days thinking,
sleeping, eating football.

398
00:32:40,955 --> 00:32:43,920
<i>And I hardly think
the cavemen will be doing that.</i>

399
00:32:45,290 --> 00:32:46,755
Rise and shine!

400
00:32:47,151 --> 00:32:48,425
Training time!

401
00:32:57,448 --> 00:32:58,723
Ow!

402
00:32:59,839 --> 00:33:02,865
No, not like that.

403
00:33:03,793 --> 00:33:06,950
When I said "free kick,"
I meant of the ball.

404
00:33:07,395 --> 00:33:09,050
Sorry, Dug.

405
00:33:09,052 --> 00:33:11,091
Hognob, no!

406
00:33:14,535 --> 00:33:17,051
Barry, where are you going?
No, don't wander off!

407
00:33:17,053 --> 00:33:18,709
Football's hard.

408
00:33:18,711 --> 00:33:21,356
Dug, my toe hurts!

409
00:33:25,344 --> 00:33:27,416
Grubup, drop it!
I told you,

410
00:33:28,625 --> 00:33:31,210
it's the only one we've got.

411
00:33:32,037 --> 00:33:33,311
Come on, everyone!

412
00:33:33,313 --> 00:33:36,627
We should be able to do this.
No, don't... Don't sit down.

413
00:33:36,629 --> 00:33:38,510
Grubup no like football.

414
00:33:39,146 --> 00:33:41,441
Make Grubup hungry.

415
00:33:44,916 --> 00:33:46,511
Oh. Oh, ho-ho.

416
00:33:47,595 --> 00:33:50,210
Food. Yum!

417
00:33:59,805 --> 00:34:00,805
Huh?

418
00:34:08,730 --> 00:34:10,483
Oh...

419
00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:17,304
Duck! Duck!

420
00:34:17,305 --> 00:34:18,453
Huh?

421
00:34:18,455 --> 00:34:20,622
No! Duck!

422
00:34:22,962 --> 00:34:25,832
Look!
It's a giant man-eating mallard!

423
00:34:26,724 --> 00:34:27,744
Run away!

424
00:34:31,887 --> 00:34:33,128
Huh?

425
00:35:05,647 --> 00:35:08,071
You haven't eaten
your primordial soup.

426
00:35:08,517 --> 00:35:09,889
Not really hungry.

427
00:35:11,321 --> 00:35:12,662
Oh...

428
00:35:13,171 --> 00:35:14,257
Huh?

429
00:35:22,511 --> 00:35:25,602
Dug, it's time to give up
this football lark

430
00:35:25,604 --> 00:35:27,355
for their sake.

431
00:35:27,357 --> 00:35:29,208
They're just not capable of it.

432
00:35:30,196 --> 00:35:32,297
Don't you miss the valley,
Chief?

433
00:35:32,299 --> 00:35:34,879
The valley's gone now.

434
00:35:34,881 --> 00:35:37,016
And we're better off
here in the Badlands

435
00:35:37,018 --> 00:35:38,673
than slaving down some mine.

436
00:35:38,675 --> 00:35:40,840
I mean, there's
the odd giant duck around,

437
00:35:40,842 --> 00:35:42,916
but at least
we're still together.

438
00:35:43,744 --> 00:35:44,922
We're still a tribe.

439
00:35:44,924 --> 00:35:47,089
But our ancestors
played football.

440
00:35:47,091 --> 00:35:49,033
We know they did.

441
00:35:49,035 --> 00:35:51,266
I still believe we can do this.

442
00:35:51,268 --> 00:35:53,209
With what?

443
00:35:53,211 --> 00:35:55,922
You haven't even got
a ball to play with.

444
00:36:01,533 --> 00:36:02,617
It's over.

445
00:36:09,790 --> 00:36:12,149
No. There's still time.

446
00:36:13,137 --> 00:36:14,254
Come on, Hognob.

447
00:36:33,284 --> 00:36:35,387
Okay, Hognob. Hognob?

448
00:36:35,389 --> 00:36:36,474
Huh?

449
00:36:47,694 --> 00:36:49,223
Right.

450
00:36:49,669 --> 00:36:50,976
Let's go get some balls.

451
00:36:57,511 --> 00:36:58,511
Shh!

452
00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:00,189
Shh!

453
00:37:14,534 --> 00:37:15,936
Ow!

454
00:37:20,446 --> 00:37:22,676
What strange magic is this?

455
00:37:28,448 --> 00:37:30,487
Hognob. You stay.

456
00:37:30,489 --> 00:37:31,809
I don't want
to attract attention.

457
00:37:34,283 --> 00:37:35,283
Huh?

458
00:38:07,596 --> 00:38:10,018
What's all that
crashing around out there?

459
00:38:12,410 --> 00:38:13,715
Is that you, Stefano?

460
00:38:13,717 --> 00:38:15,245
Huh?

461
00:38:15,247 --> 00:38:17,317
Stop messing about
and get in here

462
00:38:17,319 --> 00:38:19,679
with those firm hands of yours.

463
00:38:22,006 --> 00:38:23,006
Uh...

464
00:38:25,417 --> 00:38:27,168
Come on, Stefano!

465
00:38:27,170 --> 00:38:29,211
It's time for my massage.

466
00:38:45,820 --> 00:38:47,221
And the exciting new signing

467
00:38:47,223 --> 00:38:49,294
picks the ball up
in the center circle.

468
00:38:50,665 --> 00:38:52,069
She beats one,

469
00:38:52,801 --> 00:38:54,073
nutmegs another,

470
00:38:54,075 --> 00:38:56,784
lobs it neatly over
the big fullback.

471
00:38:56,786 --> 00:38:58,537
She's going all the way.

472
00:38:58,539 --> 00:38:59,539
She shoots!

473
00:39:00,166 --> 00:39:01,566
She scores!

474
00:39:01,568 --> 00:39:03,286
Yeah!

475
00:39:03,288 --> 00:39:06,539
And the crowd goes wild!

476
00:39:06,541 --> 00:39:08,326
Goal!

477
00:39:24,585 --> 00:39:27,612
Ah, I need this, Stefano.

478
00:39:27,614 --> 00:39:29,971
I'm feeling stressed.

479
00:39:29,972 --> 00:39:32,329
An hardworking governor like me,

480
00:39:32,330 --> 00:39:35,231
stuck out in
this miserable wasteland?

481
00:39:35,233 --> 00:39:37,844
He deserves a few perks.

482
00:39:37,846 --> 00:39:40,809
Simple pleasures like fine food,

483
00:39:40,811 --> 00:39:45,209
a massage,
his own champion football team.

484
00:39:45,211 --> 00:39:47,347
Well, come on, chop-chop,
I haven't got all day.

485
00:39:49,514 --> 00:39:52,065
Oh, my tendons are like ropes.

486
00:39:52,990 --> 00:39:55,187
You can go the whole hog.

487
00:39:55,189 --> 00:39:56,189
Hmm?

488
00:39:59,812 --> 00:40:02,009
You're that crazy caveman guy.

489
00:40:02,011 --> 00:40:03,795
The angry pan girl.

490
00:40:03,797 --> 00:40:05,549
What are you doing here,
caveman?

491
00:40:05,551 --> 00:40:08,226
This is the sacred turf.
No one's allowed here.

492
00:40:08,228 --> 00:40:09,695
- Balls.
- Huh?

493
00:40:10,333 --> 00:40:11,668
I need balls.

494
00:40:11,670 --> 00:40:12,690
You came all this way

495
00:40:12,692 --> 00:40:15,816
and broke into the stadium
just to find some balls?

496
00:40:17,651 --> 00:40:20,043
Wow.
You're pretty brave, caveman.

497
00:40:22,179 --> 00:40:23,484
And stupid.

498
00:40:23,486 --> 00:40:25,814
Actually,
more stupid than brave, really.

499
00:40:26,992 --> 00:40:27,992
Thanks.

500
00:40:28,905 --> 00:40:30,086
I'm Goona, by the way.

501
00:40:31,806 --> 00:40:32,825
Dug.

502
00:40:33,878 --> 00:40:35,885
Come on, I can help.

503
00:40:35,887 --> 00:40:38,502
Ahh, ohh, eee...

504
00:40:42,677 --> 00:40:44,301
That's good!

505
00:40:44,303 --> 00:40:45,452
Mmm.

506
00:40:47,331 --> 00:40:50,613
I don't know what
the Queen is worrying about.

507
00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:55,013
I mean, we all know
what losers cavemen are.

508
00:40:55,015 --> 00:40:58,331
Those Stone Age dolts couldn't
beat their own grandmothers.

509
00:40:58,871 --> 00:41:00,432
Brainless goons!

510
00:41:00,434 --> 00:41:02,153
Gormless halfwits!

511
00:41:03,590 --> 00:41:06,966
Stefano! Not so ham-fisted!

512
00:41:06,968 --> 00:41:08,848
In fact, enough massage.

513
00:41:08,849 --> 00:41:11,720
How about
some relaxing music instead?

514
00:41:14,684 --> 00:41:15,684
Huh?

515
00:41:19,498 --> 00:41:20,498
I envy you.

516
00:41:22,113 --> 00:41:23,513
- Me?
- The chance to play

517
00:41:23,515 --> 00:41:25,713
on that pitch, the sacred turf,

518
00:41:25,715 --> 00:41:28,234
in front of thousands of fans!

519
00:41:29,826 --> 00:41:32,215
Well, maybe you will one day.

520
00:41:32,217 --> 00:41:34,641
You think they let girls play
for Real Bronzio?

521
00:41:35,629 --> 00:41:37,794
You really are crazy.

522
00:41:37,796 --> 00:41:39,547
Why do you think
I sneak in here?

523
00:41:40,602 --> 00:41:41,602
Who is that?

524
00:41:42,260 --> 00:41:43,501
Scarper!

525
00:41:43,503 --> 00:41:45,606
Stop! Thieves!

526
00:41:45,608 --> 00:41:46,628
This way!

527
00:41:51,787 --> 00:41:53,220
They went that way!

528
00:41:53,222 --> 00:41:55,454
- Huh?
- No! That way!

529
00:42:01,990 --> 00:42:03,329
Give me those, quick!

530
00:42:09,831 --> 00:42:11,362
Ow!

531
00:42:12,413 --> 00:42:13,495
You're really good!

532
00:42:13,497 --> 00:42:14,497
Thanks!

533
00:42:15,602 --> 00:42:16,813
I do a lot of practice.

534
00:42:21,149 --> 00:42:23,282
Oh, I've just had a great idea!

535
00:42:31,700 --> 00:42:33,646
Come on!

536
00:42:33,964 --> 00:42:34,964
Huh?

537
00:42:41,966 --> 00:42:44,899
What on Earth's
got into you tonight, Stefano?

538
00:42:45,472 --> 00:42:47,829
- Stefano?
- Yes, sir?

539
00:42:47,831 --> 00:42:48,831
Huh?

540
00:43:03,516 --> 00:43:04,602
Hognob!

541
00:43:06,545 --> 00:43:08,745
Hognob, meet Goona.
Goona, Hognob.

542
00:43:09,797 --> 00:43:10,797
Hi, Hognob.

543
00:43:23,568 --> 00:43:25,448
Sire, are you all right?

544
00:43:25,450 --> 00:43:28,572
Of course I'm not all right,
you idiot!

545
00:43:28,573 --> 00:43:31,283
I've just been massaged
by a pig!

546
00:43:40,496 --> 00:43:41,738
Wake up, everyone.

547
00:43:41,740 --> 00:43:44,160
I want you all to meet someone.

548
00:43:44,162 --> 00:43:46,234
This is Goona.

549
00:43:46,235 --> 00:43:47,541
Hi!

550
00:43:47,542 --> 00:43:49,484
And she's gonna help us
win the game.

551
00:43:49,486 --> 00:43:51,207
- Oh.
- Why would she do that?

552
00:43:51,208 --> 00:43:53,373
She gets to play
on the sacred turf

553
00:43:53,375 --> 00:43:55,063
in front of thousands of fans.

554
00:43:55,065 --> 00:43:56,338
Whoa.

555
00:43:56,340 --> 00:43:57,901
Glad to be on board.

556
00:43:57,903 --> 00:44:00,514
So what formation
do you normally play?

557
00:44:00,516 --> 00:44:02,810
Um... Formation?

558
00:44:02,812 --> 00:44:05,361
4-4-2 or 4-3-3?

559
00:44:05,363 --> 00:44:06,413
Who's your sweeper?

560
00:44:06,415 --> 00:44:07,464
Um...

561
00:44:07,466 --> 00:44:08,740
Do you man-mark or play zonally?

562
00:44:08,742 --> 00:44:10,270
Uh...

563
00:44:10,579 --> 00:44:12,904
We just kick the ball about
and chase it.

564
00:44:14,819 --> 00:44:17,621
You think you can beat
Real Bronzio

565
00:44:17,623 --> 00:44:19,346
just by chasing a ball around?

566
00:44:20,492 --> 00:44:22,343
You need to know
what you're up against.

567
00:44:25,945 --> 00:44:28,844
This is Jurgend, the captain.

568
00:44:28,846 --> 00:44:30,727
<i>Best goal-scorer
in the known world.</i>

569
00:44:32,288 --> 00:44:33,849
- <i>Knows it too.</i>
- Ha!

570
00:44:33,851 --> 00:44:36,463
Their winger, Lightning Hammer.

571
00:44:36,465 --> 00:44:39,140
<i>Never strikes twice
in the same place.</i>

572
00:44:41,501 --> 00:44:44,082
Midfield dynamo Qwik Wun Tu.

573
00:44:44,084 --> 00:44:45,803
<i>He can kick faster
than you can think.</i>

574
00:44:47,272 --> 00:44:49,186
Fullback, Gonad the Gaul.

575
00:44:51,033 --> 00:44:53,330
<i>No one gets past his tackle.</i>

576
00:44:54,540 --> 00:44:57,790
- Oh!
- Aw, Mum!

577
00:44:57,792 --> 00:44:59,004
Make no mistake.

578
00:45:00,342 --> 00:45:03,081
These are the best players
bronze can buy.

579
00:45:03,083 --> 00:45:08,660
They're like ginormous
great big footballing giants!

580
00:45:08,662 --> 00:45:11,564
Oh, there's no way we can beat
such a great team.

581
00:45:12,877 --> 00:45:14,247
They may be great,

582
00:45:14,249 --> 00:45:16,162
but what they're not is a team.

583
00:45:18,011 --> 00:45:19,698
They're 11 players

584
00:45:19,700 --> 00:45:21,707
who each think they're the star.

585
00:45:21,709 --> 00:45:23,333
That's their weakness.

586
00:45:23,335 --> 00:45:25,595
And that's how
you can beat them.

587
00:45:25,597 --> 00:45:27,256
- Oh.
- Hmm.

588
00:45:28,275 --> 00:45:29,677
Goona's right.

589
00:45:29,679 --> 00:45:32,228
They may be better
players than us,

590
00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:34,298
but we have something
they don't.

591
00:45:34,300 --> 00:45:36,212
- Huh?
- Moss?

592
00:45:36,214 --> 00:45:38,092
No, Barry, not moss.

593
00:45:38,094 --> 00:45:40,197
We've got each other.

594
00:45:40,199 --> 00:45:44,535
And if we work together,
then maybe we can do this.

595
00:45:47,276 --> 00:45:49,634
Right. We've got
a lot of hard work to do.

596
00:45:49,636 --> 00:45:51,705
And we haven't even got
a full team.

597
00:45:51,707 --> 00:45:53,394
Oh, oh!

598
00:45:53,396 --> 00:45:54,396
What's going on?

599
00:45:55,245 --> 00:45:57,093
Oh, Chief, this is Goona,

600
00:45:57,095 --> 00:45:58,813
and she's going to
help us win the game.

601
00:45:58,815 --> 00:46:00,854
I thought we're done
with football.

602
00:46:00,856 --> 00:46:03,724
Not now you've turned up.
You're in the team.

603
00:46:04,810 --> 00:46:06,883
I'm not playing.
I'm an old man.

604
00:46:07,710 --> 00:46:09,429
I'm nearly 32.

605
00:46:09,431 --> 00:46:10,769
Okay, that is old.

606
00:46:10,771 --> 00:46:13,064
- Go in goal.
- Ow!

607
00:46:13,065 --> 00:46:14,945
Right, well,
that's settled, then.

608
00:46:14,947 --> 00:46:17,527
Now, where's
your training facilities?

609
00:46:17,529 --> 00:46:19,822
Real Bronzio have the very best.

610
00:46:19,824 --> 00:46:22,213
And all we've got is

611
00:46:24,221 --> 00:46:27,535
the Badlands.

612
00:46:28,315 --> 00:46:30,134
Three, two, one.

613
00:46:31,281 --> 00:46:32,907
This way, everyone!

614
00:46:34,436 --> 00:46:36,475
Wait! What? Oh!
What are you doing?

615
00:46:36,477 --> 00:46:37,944
That way, everyone!

616
00:46:49,769 --> 00:46:51,649
Ow! Ah! Ooh!

617
00:46:51,651 --> 00:46:53,181
This is a bit dangerous.

618
00:47:00,385 --> 00:47:01,566
What are you... What the...

619
00:47:08,165 --> 00:47:10,363
Eh? Well, I'll be...

620
00:47:10,365 --> 00:47:11,352
Okay. Pass and move.

621
00:47:11,354 --> 00:47:13,677
It's very important
that you pass and move.

622
00:47:13,679 --> 00:47:15,975
But whatever happens,
keep your formation.

623
00:47:35,677 --> 00:47:37,208
Oh! Oh!

624
00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:46,261
Ooh!

625
00:47:54,223 --> 00:47:56,229
Nice one, Asbo!
That's it!

626
00:47:56,231 --> 00:47:57,954
Everyone working together!

627
00:48:07,964 --> 00:48:09,842
Ugh! This is all I need.

628
00:48:09,844 --> 00:48:12,489
You found these
in the primitives' valley?

629
00:48:12,491 --> 00:48:15,486
It seems their ancestors
were playing football

630
00:48:15,488 --> 00:48:17,589
centuries before we were.

631
00:48:17,591 --> 00:48:20,362
The Queen must not find out
about this, all right?

632
00:48:22,086 --> 00:48:23,139
Delivering message!

633
00:48:23,745 --> 00:48:25,049
Oh, no.

634
00:48:25,051 --> 00:48:27,026
"What's this"

635
00:48:27,028 --> 00:48:29,608
"I hear about the savages"

636
00:48:29,610 --> 00:48:33,624
"playing football
centuries before we were?"

637
00:48:33,626 --> 00:48:35,633
Ow! Ow! I didn't know! Ow!

638
00:48:35,635 --> 00:48:40,096
"And my spies tell me
they're getting better.

639
00:48:40,098 --> 00:48:41,852
- Ow!
- "Training every day!"

640
00:48:42,267 --> 00:48:44,048
Ow! Ow! Ow!

641
00:48:44,050 --> 00:48:49,150
"You better not screw it up,
Nooth, or else,"

642
00:48:51,161 --> 00:48:54,728
"I'll tell you who'll be
going down the mine."

643
00:48:54,730 --> 00:48:55,876
"You will!"

644
00:48:56,963 --> 00:48:58,904
This has gone far enough.

645
00:48:58,906 --> 00:49:00,467
They're Stone Age brutes.

646
00:49:00,469 --> 00:49:02,060
They live in caves.

647
00:49:02,470 --> 00:49:04,827
They eat mud! No.

648
00:49:04,829 --> 00:49:06,740
I need to shut them down.

649
00:49:06,742 --> 00:49:10,310
Mess with their
tiny cavemen minds.

650
00:49:10,312 --> 00:49:12,988
Brilliant! How do we do that?

651
00:49:12,990 --> 00:49:14,040
I don't know.

652
00:49:14,042 --> 00:49:16,497
The answer isn't just going
to walk in the door.

653
00:49:21,024 --> 00:49:22,999
Sire, we've found something else

654
00:49:23,001 --> 00:49:25,071
down in the new mine
in the valley.

655
00:49:25,072 --> 00:49:27,335
We've made a copy
for your inspection.

656
00:49:27,337 --> 00:49:28,645
Oh! Ow!

657
00:49:38,781 --> 00:49:40,981
That's perfect.

658
00:49:41,363 --> 00:49:42,575
Mmm.

659
00:49:47,994 --> 00:49:48,994
Hognob.

660
00:49:51,756 --> 00:49:55,452
Whoa! Great save, Chief!

661
00:49:55,454 --> 00:49:58,484
You know, we may just
stand a chance tomorrow.

662
00:49:59,088 --> 00:50:00,173
A small chance,

663
00:50:00,873 --> 00:50:01,893
but a chance.

664
00:50:01,895 --> 00:50:05,049
If our ancestors did it,
so can we.

665
00:50:05,050 --> 00:50:08,491
Hey, hey, not bad for 32, eh?

666
00:50:08,493 --> 00:50:09,990
I never thought
I'd say this, Dug,

667
00:50:09,992 --> 00:50:11,839
but we're pretty good.

668
00:50:11,841 --> 00:50:13,846
Oi, oi, oi! That's mine.

669
00:50:17,356 --> 00:50:18,408
I've got it.

670
00:50:32,754 --> 00:50:34,791
Soon be home.

671
00:50:34,793 --> 00:50:36,228
Huh?

672
00:50:39,129 --> 00:50:40,181
Huh?

673
00:50:40,915 --> 00:50:41,915
No!

674
00:50:46,180 --> 00:50:47,741
What are you doing?

675
00:50:47,743 --> 00:50:48,859
Let me go!

676
00:50:50,198 --> 00:50:53,128
Calm down, caveman.

677
00:50:53,130 --> 00:50:55,935
I just wanted you
to see our new mine.

678
00:50:57,753 --> 00:51:01,322
After all, you'll soon be digging
lots of bronze out of it.

679
00:51:01,324 --> 00:51:04,413
Oh, we're not going down
any mine, mammoth-mouth.

680
00:51:04,414 --> 00:51:06,263
Ah, yes.

681
00:51:06,265 --> 00:51:08,494
Because you're
great footballers,

682
00:51:08,496 --> 00:51:10,887
just like your ancestors.

683
00:51:11,780 --> 00:51:14,265
You... You know about them?

684
00:51:14,267 --> 00:51:17,837
Bronze is not all
we found down here.

685
00:51:32,087 --> 00:51:33,777
What... What...

686
00:51:35,913 --> 00:51:38,014
More cave paintings?

687
00:51:38,016 --> 00:51:39,419
Yes.

688
00:51:40,439 --> 00:51:43,723
Only these ones tell
the whole story.

689
00:51:45,730 --> 00:51:50,351
You see, your ancestors
did not just play football.

690
00:51:50,353 --> 00:51:51,980
They invented the game.

691
00:51:54,881 --> 00:51:57,750
You even taught
other tribes how to play.

692
00:51:59,630 --> 00:52:01,795
But you had one problem.

693
00:52:01,797 --> 00:52:04,666
No matter how hard you tried,

694
00:52:04,667 --> 00:52:08,048
you just always ended up losing,

695
00:52:09,131 --> 00:52:11,073
match after match,

696
00:52:11,075 --> 00:52:12,797
game after game.

697
00:52:14,230 --> 00:52:17,357
In fact, after many, many moons,

698
00:52:18,854 --> 00:52:22,422
you just gave up altogether.

699
00:52:22,424 --> 00:52:25,037
It was all too painful for you.

700
00:52:25,039 --> 00:52:29,534
It turns out your tribe
were totally crap at football.

701
00:52:30,490 --> 00:52:32,433
You're losers, caveman.

702
00:52:32,435 --> 00:52:34,250
Always have been.

703
00:52:34,252 --> 00:52:35,589
Always will be.

704
00:52:35,591 --> 00:52:37,119
No.

705
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:39,383
No, it can't be true.

706
00:52:40,069 --> 00:52:41,596
Do you really believe

707
00:52:41,598 --> 00:52:43,193
you can beat us tomorrow?

708
00:52:43,861 --> 00:52:45,486
Face it, caveman.

709
00:52:45,488 --> 00:52:49,122
You and your tribe,
you just don't have it in you.

710
00:52:50,525 --> 00:52:53,235
But I'm willing
to offer you a deal.

711
00:52:54,413 --> 00:52:56,072
A way out.

712
00:52:58,271 --> 00:53:00,914
Time to turn in.
Big day tomorrow.

713
00:53:00,916 --> 00:53:02,541
- Come on, Treebor!
- Night, Goona!

714
00:53:02,543 --> 00:53:04,295
Can I sleep in me football kit?

715
00:53:04,296 --> 00:53:06,337
- Night, everyone!
- Night, everyone!

716
00:53:07,644 --> 00:53:08,644
Huh?

717
00:53:12,266 --> 00:53:14,048
Think it over, caveman,

718
00:53:14,050 --> 00:53:16,217
because the mine is waiting

719
00:53:16,219 --> 00:53:18,867
for you and
your primitive friends.

720
00:53:33,051 --> 00:53:35,154
Oh! Me arm hurts!

721
00:53:35,156 --> 00:53:36,525
Oh!

722
00:53:36,527 --> 00:53:38,406
Where are you, Mum?

723
00:53:40,224 --> 00:53:43,635
You idiot!
What have you done?

724
00:53:45,772 --> 00:53:46,853
At the end of the day,

725
00:53:46,855 --> 00:53:49,436
we're just
a rabbit-hunting tribe.

726
00:53:49,437 --> 00:53:51,317
I'm sorry, Chief!

727
00:53:51,319 --> 00:53:53,452
I didn't mean
for this to happen.

728
00:53:53,454 --> 00:53:55,332
Bobnar, you've got
to believe me!

729
00:53:59,831 --> 00:54:00,975
Huh?

730
00:54:00,977 --> 00:54:02,602
Oh, Hognob!

731
00:54:06,716 --> 00:54:08,308
Oh!

732
00:54:08,310 --> 00:54:10,574
My dear old hoggy friend.

733
00:54:14,336 --> 00:54:15,898
What if I'm wrong?

734
00:54:17,365 --> 00:54:19,020
What if Chief was right
all along?

735
00:54:19,022 --> 00:54:20,009
Huh?

736
00:54:20,011 --> 00:54:23,995
What if we are just
a tribe of rabbit-hunters?

737
00:54:25,238 --> 00:54:26,480
Uh...

738
00:54:26,482 --> 00:54:27,694
Forgive me, Hognob.

739
00:54:29,032 --> 00:54:30,910
But I've got a deal to make.

740
00:54:30,912 --> 00:54:32,730
I've got to save the tribe.

741
00:54:43,394 --> 00:54:45,499
Huh?

742
00:54:57,172 --> 00:55:00,900
Get your cuddly caveman here!
Before they go extinct!

743
00:55:00,902 --> 00:55:02,397
One hundred schnookels!

744
00:55:02,399 --> 00:55:03,769
One hundred schnookels!

745
00:55:03,771 --> 00:55:06,861
Voluntary contribution.
Everyone has to pay.

746
00:55:06,863 --> 00:55:08,360
One hundred schnookels!

747
00:55:08,362 --> 00:55:10,943
- It has doubled!
- Voluntary contribution!

748
00:55:10,945 --> 00:55:13,110
- Everyone has to pay.
- This is outrageous!

749
00:55:13,112 --> 00:55:15,787
Have you got change
for a dinner plate?

750
00:55:17,797 --> 00:55:20,251
It's all going to plan, Dino.

751
00:55:20,252 --> 00:55:23,852
Ooh. I love you,
little bronze coin.

752
00:55:23,854 --> 00:55:25,575
Hello!

753
00:55:25,577 --> 00:55:28,604
I love you. I love you too.
And you too.

754
00:55:28,606 --> 00:55:30,197
Nooth!

755
00:55:30,198 --> 00:55:31,982
What are you doing?

756
00:55:31,984 --> 00:55:34,278
Ugh. Not that stupid
old bird again.

757
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:36,923
Tell Chef to boil it up
in a cassoulet.

758
00:55:38,233 --> 00:55:40,653
"Stupid old bird"?

759
00:55:41,963 --> 00:55:43,873
"Cassoulet"?

760
00:55:43,875 --> 00:55:47,731
Oh!
Your Majesty!

761
00:55:47,733 --> 00:55:49,774
Why, this is an unexpected

762
00:55:50,410 --> 00:55:52,704
pleasure.

763
00:55:52,706 --> 00:55:56,178
Thought I'd come
to this caveman game myself.

764
00:55:56,180 --> 00:55:58,188
And have a little nose.

765
00:55:58,190 --> 00:56:00,805
A great honor, Your Majesty.

766
00:56:02,685 --> 00:56:04,053
<i>And you have to say, Brian,</i>

767
00:56:04,055 --> 00:56:08,484
<i>Real Bronzio's manager
is on the back foot.</i>

768
00:56:08,486 --> 00:56:10,430
<i>Oh, it's a terrible
start for the lad, Bryan.</i>

769
00:56:10,431 --> 00:56:12,374
<i>Terrible. I mean, just awful.</i>

770
00:56:12,376 --> 00:56:15,082
<i>I put it down
to pre-match nerves.</i>

771
00:56:15,084 --> 00:56:16,550
<i>You're not wrong there, Brian.</i>

772
00:56:16,552 --> 00:56:19,868
I've brought
my royal commentators with me.

773
00:56:20,282 --> 00:56:21,282
Sit!

774
00:56:21,971 --> 00:56:23,722
Right.

775
00:56:23,724 --> 00:56:26,783
Well, let's start the fun,
shall we?

776
00:56:26,785 --> 00:56:29,495
<i>Bring out
the Stone Age challengers!</i>

777
00:56:40,141 --> 00:56:42,500
What? Where are you taking me?

778
00:56:42,502 --> 00:56:44,925
What on Earth are
you playing at?

779
00:56:53,596 --> 00:56:55,605
Oh, Dug.

780
00:57:10,253 --> 00:57:14,111
<i>Who challenge the champions?</i>

781
00:57:16,308 --> 00:57:19,910
You'll leave
my people alone as agreed?

782
00:57:19,912 --> 00:57:22,017
Yes, just say the words.

783
00:57:24,088 --> 00:57:25,584
Not me.

784
00:57:26,829 --> 00:57:29,091
I forfeit the game

785
00:57:29,093 --> 00:57:31,610
and volunteer myself
for the mines.

786
00:57:33,301 --> 00:57:34,768
And?

787
00:57:36,042 --> 00:57:37,127
And our valley

788
00:57:38,147 --> 00:57:39,324
is yours.

789
00:57:39,326 --> 00:57:40,855
My goodness!

790
00:57:40,857 --> 00:57:42,643
Have the cavemen caved?

791
00:57:43,184 --> 00:57:45,988
Oh! So it seems.

792
00:57:45,990 --> 00:57:48,889
How very disappointing.

793
00:57:48,890 --> 00:57:52,971
<i>Everyone, go home!
There is no game.</i>

794
00:57:54,022 --> 00:57:57,080
<i>Apologies for the inconvenience.</i>

795
00:57:57,082 --> 00:57:59,154
Tell the staff, no refunds.

796
00:57:59,156 --> 00:58:01,290
Fowl! Fowl!

797
00:58:01,292 --> 00:58:04,828
<i>Foul? No one's even playing,
you silly slap-head!</i>

798
00:58:04,830 --> 00:58:06,647
No, fowl!

799
00:58:23,830 --> 00:58:25,072
<i>Well, Brian,</i>

800
00:58:25,073 --> 00:58:27,656
<i>it looks like the Stone Age
team have just flown in.</i>

801
00:58:29,058 --> 00:58:30,109
<i>That's right, Bryan.</i>

802
00:58:30,110 --> 00:58:32,722
<i>They're definitely looking
good in the air!</i>

803
00:58:32,724 --> 00:58:34,097
<i>See what I did there?</i>

804
00:58:35,338 --> 00:58:36,611
Oh, goodie.

805
00:58:36,613 --> 00:58:39,130
Seems there is a game after all.

806
00:59:03,935 --> 00:59:05,686
Gonna start without us, Dug?

807
00:59:06,015 --> 00:59:08,372
Chief, we can't play this game.

808
00:59:08,374 --> 00:59:10,827
What, because of
a few paintings?

809
00:59:10,829 --> 00:59:14,047
So you know about
those terrible pictures?

810
00:59:14,048 --> 00:59:15,194
They are terrible.

811
00:59:15,196 --> 00:59:17,267
I can draw better than that.

812
00:59:17,269 --> 00:59:18,928
But that's all they are.

813
00:59:19,724 --> 00:59:20,724
Pictures.

814
00:59:22,784 --> 00:59:24,283
It's this lot that counts.

815
00:59:25,143 --> 00:59:26,800
You were right, Dug.

816
00:59:26,801 --> 00:59:29,477
I thought
we were just rabbit-hunters.

817
00:59:29,479 --> 00:59:31,197
Well, not anymore.

818
00:59:31,199 --> 00:59:33,397
You've shown me that.

819
00:59:33,399 --> 00:59:35,757
Who's playing with Dug

820
00:59:35,759 --> 00:59:37,191
for the valley?

821
00:59:37,193 --> 00:59:39,203
Champion.

822
00:59:40,445 --> 00:59:42,741
It's what Mr. Rock
would've wanted.

823
00:59:52,049 --> 00:59:55,808
We challenge the champions!

824
00:59:57,437 --> 01:00:00,052
<i>Your funeral, caveman!</i>

825
01:00:04,482 --> 01:00:07,286
<i>This may be
an uneven contest, Brian,</i>

826
01:00:07,288 --> 01:00:09,581
<i>but let's hope
it's at least entertaining.</i>

827
01:00:09,583 --> 01:00:11,623
Ha! Let's get this done.

828
01:00:17,967 --> 01:00:18,967
What?

829
01:00:20,325 --> 01:00:22,046
Let's do it!

830
01:00:22,408 --> 01:00:23,907
<i>Oh! Well, this is interesting.</i>

831
01:00:25,437 --> 01:00:27,156
Hey, Hügelgraber!

832
01:00:27,158 --> 01:00:29,614
Wake up!

833
01:00:30,315 --> 01:00:31,782
<i>Very interesting!</i>

834
01:00:36,307 --> 01:00:37,421
Huh?

835
01:00:43,703 --> 01:00:45,965
<i>I don't believe it,</i>

836
01:00:45,967 --> 01:00:48,165
<i>Bryan! The Stone Age team</i>

837
01:00:48,167 --> 01:00:50,559
<i>have caught
their opponents napping.</i>

838
01:00:52,246 --> 01:00:55,689
Beginners' luck, Your Majesty.

839
01:00:55,691 --> 01:00:56,691
Hmph.

840
01:00:59,325 --> 01:01:00,820
Bad move, caveman.

841
01:01:00,822 --> 01:01:02,449
Now you've just made us mad.

842
01:01:06,561 --> 01:01:07,580
Oh!

843
01:01:07,582 --> 01:01:08,949
Yay!

844
01:01:08,951 --> 01:01:10,863
<i>And normal service is restored!</i>

845
01:01:10,865 --> 01:01:14,177
Jurgend! Jurgend!

846
01:01:14,179 --> 01:01:15,742
<i>Let's see the replay, Bryan.</i>

847
01:01:17,687 --> 01:01:19,853
Ooh, <i>ja,</i> kick!

848
01:01:19,855 --> 01:01:21,797
Yay! Goal!

849
01:01:21,799 --> 01:01:23,806
<i>You can't argue
with the puppets, Bryan.</i>

850
01:01:23,808 --> 01:01:25,303
Kissy-kissy!
Hug, hug, hug!

851
01:01:25,305 --> 01:01:27,410
<i>Aye,
the puppets don't lie, Brian.</i>

852
01:01:29,131 --> 01:01:31,138
Oh!

853
01:01:31,140 --> 01:01:32,923
Oh! Ah,
and that's a goal.

854
01:01:32,925 --> 01:01:34,294
That's two.

855
01:01:34,296 --> 01:01:35,315
<i>Real Bronzio are in</i>

856
01:01:35,317 --> 01:01:37,515
- <i>no mood to compromise.</i>
- Goal!

857
01:01:37,516 --> 01:01:39,493
Never mind. Come on, everyone!

858
01:01:41,830 --> 01:01:43,362
Boo!

859
01:01:47,951 --> 01:01:49,670
<i>And surely, that's settled it.</i>

860
01:01:52,255 --> 01:01:54,198
Yay!

861
01:01:58,503 --> 01:02:01,658
<i>Well, it's halftime,
Bryan, and Real Bronzio</i>

862
01:02:01,660 --> 01:02:03,253
<i>are dominating this match.</i>

863
01:02:03,255 --> 01:02:05,738
<i>♪ You're going down the mine!</i>

864
01:02:05,740 --> 01:02:07,778
<i>♪ You're going down the mine! ♪</i>

865
01:02:07,780 --> 01:02:11,316
The only place we're going
is back to the valley.

866
01:02:11,318 --> 01:02:12,848
Now come on, everyone!

867
01:02:13,205 --> 01:02:14,927
Let's show them what we've got!

868
01:02:24,681 --> 01:02:26,308
Remember your training, Eemak!

869
01:02:40,494 --> 01:02:42,723
Nice one, Eemak! That's it!

870
01:02:42,725 --> 01:02:45,592
<i>Goodness me, it looks
like a caveman counterattack.</i>

871
01:02:45,593 --> 01:02:47,826
Come on, then.
Let's see your tackle.

872
01:02:51,109 --> 01:02:52,290
Great work, Magma!

873
01:02:53,278 --> 01:02:54,773
Hey, hey!

874
01:02:56,018 --> 01:02:57,579
What was that?

875
01:02:57,581 --> 01:02:59,779
<i>Oh-ho!
Unorthodox, Bryan,</i>

876
01:02:59,781 --> 01:03:00,898
<i>but effective.</i>

877
01:03:02,555 --> 01:03:04,688
- <i>This is unprecedented!</i>
- Yay!

878
01:03:04,690 --> 01:03:06,474
<i>I can't remember any side</i>

879
01:03:06,476 --> 01:03:09,217
<i>scoring two goals
against Real Bronzio.</i>

880
01:03:11,544 --> 01:03:13,741
Oh, you fool.
What were you playing at?

881
01:03:13,743 --> 01:03:15,018
You silly, stupid...

882
01:03:15,020 --> 01:03:17,887
Idiot! Do I have to do
everything around here?

883
01:03:17,889 --> 01:03:19,608
Caveman coming through!

884
01:03:19,610 --> 01:03:22,288
Nibbles, Your Majesty?

885
01:03:23,372 --> 01:03:24,453
Stuff your nibbles!

886
01:03:24,455 --> 01:03:26,208
<i>Well, Real Bronzio,</i>

887
01:03:26,210 --> 01:03:28,410
<i>they just don't know what's
hit them, they really don't.</i>

888
01:03:34,879 --> 01:03:38,130
<i>Oh-ho! The Stone Age team
is really coming together, Bryan.</i>

889
01:03:38,131 --> 01:03:41,062
<i>You're not wrong,
Brian. It's like early man</i>

890
01:03:41,064 --> 01:03:43,772
united. That's another joke
there, Brian.

891
01:03:43,774 --> 01:03:45,812
<i>Oh, look at this!</i>

892
01:03:45,814 --> 01:03:48,395
<i>The Stone Age striker beats one,</i>

893
01:03:48,397 --> 01:03:50,024
<i>nutmegs another...</i>

894
01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:53,399
All yours, Goona!

895
01:03:53,882 --> 01:03:54,882
Hmm.

896
01:03:55,891 --> 01:03:57,454
<i>She's going all the way.</i>

897
01:03:59,621 --> 01:04:02,042
<i>She shoots.</i>

898
01:04:02,044 --> 01:04:03,129
<i>She scores!</i>

899
01:04:05,392 --> 01:04:07,845
The crowd are going wild!

900
01:04:07,846 --> 01:04:10,778
- <i>And who can blame them?</i>
- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

901
01:04:12,087 --> 01:04:12,945
Wait a minute!

902
01:04:12,947 --> 01:04:15,113
She shouldn't even be
on the pitch.

903
01:04:15,115 --> 01:04:16,802
And why not?

904
01:04:16,804 --> 01:04:18,491
Because she's a...

905
01:04:20,566 --> 01:04:22,607
A great player!

906
01:04:23,339 --> 01:04:25,028
You lot!

907
01:04:25,030 --> 01:04:26,589
Get your act together!

908
01:04:26,591 --> 01:04:30,162
Unless you want to be suspended
for the rest of the season.

909
01:04:30,449 --> 01:04:31,629
Play on!

910
01:04:36,824 --> 01:04:38,513
Hmm...

911
01:04:38,515 --> 01:04:39,790
- Psst. Dino! Dino!
- Eh?

912
01:04:41,861 --> 01:04:45,496
- Have you got your rule book handy?
- Of course.

913
01:04:46,612 --> 01:04:49,289
Good. Because
I'm throwing it at you.

914
01:04:49,544 --> 01:04:50,820
Eh?

915
01:04:53,816 --> 01:04:55,313
Come on, everyone.

916
01:04:55,315 --> 01:04:57,958
One last goal will take us home.

917
01:04:58,766 --> 01:05:00,517
Dino is having a lie-down.

918
01:05:00,519 --> 01:05:02,528
I am the new ref.

919
01:05:04,509 --> 01:05:06,229
Well, that's not fair!

920
01:05:06,231 --> 01:05:07,440
Oh, isn't it?

921
01:05:07,442 --> 01:05:09,035
Let's ask the new ref.

922
01:05:09,037 --> 01:05:10,629
Ref, is it fair?

923
01:05:10,631 --> 01:05:12,987
Oh, yes, it's totally fair.

924
01:05:12,989 --> 01:05:14,360
Okay. Play on!

925
01:05:15,284 --> 01:05:18,122
It's injury time. Understand?

926
01:05:25,932 --> 01:05:28,196
- Ooh!
- <i>Oh, that's not cricket, Bryan.</i>

927
01:05:29,121 --> 01:05:30,233
<i>Whatever cricket is.</i>

928
01:05:30,235 --> 01:05:32,241
Nothing to see there. Play on.

929
01:05:34,156 --> 01:05:36,260
- No!
- I didn't see anything.

930
01:05:36,262 --> 01:05:38,112
No foul! Play on!

931
01:05:40,537 --> 01:05:44,010
No, no. Get up. Play on.

932
01:05:44,705 --> 01:05:46,746
<i>Oh, that's way below the belt.</i>

933
01:05:57,967 --> 01:05:59,941
Chief!

934
01:05:59,943 --> 01:06:01,857
<i>Oh, caveman down, Brian!</i>

935
01:06:11,612 --> 01:06:14,446
Oh, my leg! Oh, my leg!

936
01:06:14,448 --> 01:06:16,456
Hurts so bad!

937
01:06:16,921 --> 01:06:18,736
Penalty!

938
01:06:18,738 --> 01:06:20,843
<i>Jurgend should get
a prize for acting.</i>

939
01:06:21,447 --> 01:06:23,804
Chief? Chief?

940
01:06:23,806 --> 01:06:25,909
Ha! I soon have it fixed.

941
01:06:25,911 --> 01:06:27,630
Oh, great.

942
01:06:27,632 --> 01:06:29,638
Um... Huh?

943
01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:31,480
Ha. There. Good job.

944
01:06:31,481 --> 01:06:33,869
Come on,
that was never a penalty!

945
01:06:33,871 --> 01:06:35,877
Fine.
Check the replay.

946
01:06:35,879 --> 01:06:38,364
Oh, kick, ahh! Referee!

947
01:06:38,366 --> 01:06:39,768
Oh, my leg! My leg!

948
01:06:39,770 --> 01:06:42,573
Oh, no, the crocodile!

949
01:06:42,575 --> 01:06:45,219
Snack, snack, snack.

950
01:06:45,220 --> 01:06:47,068
Oh, terrible foul!

951
01:06:47,070 --> 01:06:48,789
Beating him with sausages!

952
01:06:48,791 --> 01:06:51,308
Shame on you.
Definite penalty.

953
01:06:54,148 --> 01:06:58,735
<i>A draw is just not good enough
for the primitive part-timers, Bryan.</i>

954
01:06:58,737 --> 01:06:59,916
<i>And now this.</i>

955
01:06:59,918 --> 01:07:02,403
<i>A Real Bronzio penalty</i>

956
01:07:02,405 --> 01:07:04,953
<i>in the dying moments
of the match.</i>

957
01:07:04,955 --> 01:07:08,048
<i>Aye, and the goalie
looks in a bad way too.</i>

958
01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:13,554
Dug...

959
01:07:13,840 --> 01:07:15,559
Chief?

960
01:07:15,561 --> 01:07:18,972
I spent my whole life
hunting rabbits.

961
01:07:21,236 --> 01:07:22,448
I held you back.

962
01:07:24,042 --> 01:07:25,126
I'm sorry.

963
01:07:26,082 --> 01:07:28,824
I'm so...

964
01:07:33,381 --> 01:07:34,401
Chief?

965
01:07:35,709 --> 01:07:38,069
Chief!

966
01:07:41,893 --> 01:07:43,106
Huh?

967
01:07:49,066 --> 01:07:50,466
Dug,

968
01:07:50,468 --> 01:07:54,897
I don't mean to worry you, but what
are we going to do for a goalie?

969
01:08:06,345 --> 01:08:07,622
Hognob?

970
01:08:10,553 --> 01:08:11,574
Okay!

971
01:08:14,826 --> 01:08:18,429
<i>My word. Is that a pig
they just put in goal?</i>

972
01:08:20,371 --> 01:08:22,505
<i>Have to say that's rather rash.</i>

973
01:08:22,507 --> 01:08:24,898
- <i>Rasher. Do you get it? Bacon.</i>
- Mmm.

974
01:08:24,900 --> 01:08:27,223
I've never missed a penalty.

975
01:08:27,225 --> 01:08:31,082
Not against a pig anyway.

976
01:08:31,084 --> 01:08:32,739
<i>And it looks like it's all over</i>

977
01:08:32,741 --> 01:08:35,991
<i>for this plucky band
of knuckle-grazers, Bryan.</i>

978
01:08:35,993 --> 01:08:37,584
<i>A great effort,</i>

979
01:08:37,586 --> 01:08:40,201
<i>but, in the end,
it wasn't quite enough.</i>

980
01:08:45,365 --> 01:08:49,223
Say goodbye
to your valley, caveman.

981
01:08:50,370 --> 01:08:52,059
Come on, Hognob.

982
01:08:52,061 --> 01:08:53,145
You can do it.

983
01:09:16,766 --> 01:09:18,232
<i>He's got a trotter to it!</i>

984
01:09:20,815 --> 01:09:22,949
<i>It's still in play, Brian.</i>

985
01:09:26,458 --> 01:09:29,134
Dug. Dug!

986
01:09:29,136 --> 01:09:31,974
<i>You were always
a mammoth-hunter!</i>

987
01:09:33,345 --> 01:09:35,255
<i>Dug! Over here!</i>

988
01:09:35,257 --> 01:09:37,584
<i>Go hunt mammoth!</i>

989
01:09:39,210 --> 01:09:41,124
Everyone! Give me a hand!

990
01:09:41,761 --> 01:09:43,961
My ball!

991
01:09:51,196 --> 01:09:53,811
Don't crowd me!

992
01:10:14,011 --> 01:10:17,452
<i>That is an amazing goal!</i>

993
01:10:17,454 --> 01:10:19,399
Yay!

994
01:10:22,205 --> 01:10:24,051
<i>Look at that.</i>

995
01:10:24,053 --> 01:10:26,410
<i>The giant duck is on the pitch.</i>

996
01:10:26,412 --> 01:10:27,848
<i>He thinks it's all over.</i>

997
01:10:33,777 --> 01:10:34,926
<i>It is now!</i>

998
01:10:41,555 --> 01:10:43,310
Is this as good as you imagined?

999
01:10:43,787 --> 01:10:45,063
No.

1000
01:10:46,432 --> 01:10:47,611
It's better!

1001
01:10:47,613 --> 01:10:48,825
Yeah!

1002
01:10:54,020 --> 01:10:56,539
Well done, my old hoggy friend!

1003
01:10:56,890 --> 01:10:58,385
You cheat!

1004
01:10:58,387 --> 01:11:01,193
You are a disgrace to football!

1005
01:11:02,819 --> 01:11:04,159
Oh!

1006
01:11:10,980 --> 01:11:12,061
Hmm?

1007
01:11:12,063 --> 01:11:13,149
Good game.

1008
01:11:16,239 --> 01:11:17,929
<i>Ja.</i>

1009
01:11:17,930 --> 01:11:19,779
Well played, caveman.

1010
01:11:20,862 --> 01:11:21,948
So...

1011
01:11:22,392 --> 01:11:23,635
Huh?

1012
01:11:23,637 --> 01:11:28,069
You've reminded us how the
beautiful game should be played.

1013
01:11:29,948 --> 01:11:32,784
As for Lord Nooth...

1014
01:11:32,786 --> 01:11:36,006
Nooth? Nooth! Where is that...

1015
01:11:36,865 --> 01:11:39,193
- Rat!
- Yes, quite!

1016
01:11:41,966 --> 01:11:43,942
Guards!

1017
01:11:43,944 --> 01:11:46,559
Apprehend that rodent!

1018
01:11:47,514 --> 01:11:49,520
So long, suckers!

1019
01:11:49,522 --> 01:11:50,732
<i>My word, Bryan.</i>

1020
01:11:50,734 --> 01:11:52,581
<i>That schnookel-grabbing
scoundrel</i>

1021
01:11:52,583 --> 01:11:54,369
<i>is making off with the profits!</i>

1022
01:11:54,974 --> 01:11:56,120
After you.

1023
01:11:56,122 --> 01:11:57,809
<i>Aye, but will he get away?</i>

1024
01:11:59,692 --> 01:12:01,924
<i>- Oh, superb shot!
- And a rebound!</i>

1025
01:12:02,848 --> 01:12:03,802
<i>Oh, that got him!</i>

1026
01:12:03,804 --> 01:12:06,767
<i>Aye, Nooth is on
the back foot now, Brian.</i>

1027
01:12:07,418 --> 01:12:09,839
<i>Quite literally.</i>

1028
01:12:13,889 --> 01:12:14,940
<i>Look at that.</i>

1029
01:12:14,942 --> 01:12:17,204
<i>- Caught by the old bill.
- Oh, Bryan,</i>

1030
01:12:17,206 --> 01:12:19,469
<i>that's comedy bronze.
Well done, my friend.</i>

1031
01:12:28,236 --> 01:12:30,402
No! My lovely schnookels!

1032
01:12:36,556 --> 01:12:37,896
Yay!

1033
01:12:38,627 --> 01:12:40,699
Oh, refund.

1034
01:12:40,700 --> 01:12:43,698
That should remind him
of the pecking order, eh?

1035
01:12:43,903 --> 01:12:44,921
Yeah.

1036
01:12:44,923 --> 01:12:47,216
Oh, and, caveman,

1037
01:12:47,218 --> 01:12:50,088
I think this is yours.

1038
01:12:58,918 --> 01:13:03,030
Symbol of a game sent
from heaven.

1039
01:13:03,031 --> 01:13:04,942
Thank you, Your...

1040
01:13:04,944 --> 01:13:07,748
Bronze Chiefness.

1041
01:13:07,750 --> 01:13:10,843
And now, I believe
it's time you went home,

1042
01:13:14,762 --> 01:13:16,389
to your valley.

1043
01:13:22,158 --> 01:13:23,593
We're going home.

1044
01:13:37,860 --> 01:13:39,677
Oh, hey!

1045
01:14:36,313 --> 01:14:41,090
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