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  1. [02:08:43] Yakobro: cran strim
  2. [03:05:53] Yakobro: rip
  3. [03:05:56] Yakobro: gj with sleet
  4. [03:05:57] Yakobro: sleep
  5. [03:06:02] Yakobro: u fuk
  6. [03:06:09] Yakobro: I hope you wait up at 1am
  7. [12:50:46] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i didnt wake up at 1am
  8. [12:50:48] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i woke up at 3:30
  9. [12:50:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): also question, did you look up part 4 stuff
  10. [12:51:04] Yakobro: eeeeh
  11. [12:51:07] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): because some guy tried to pseudo spoil me on part 4's ending and i had rune confirm that it was fake
  12. [12:51:13] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): but I'm still SOMEWHAT paranoid because its in my nature
  13. [12:51:35] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i beat a tiny as jungle terrorblade so he started saying shit but it sounded a lot like he just watched part 3 and was saying stuff from part 3 as 'spoilers' for part 4
  14. [12:52:05] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): how much did you look at part 4 spoilers
  15. [12:52:08] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): its actually half driving me insane
  16. [12:52:09] Yakobro: you missed undyne
  17. [12:52:14] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YEAH I KNOPW
  18. [12:52:14] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): IM MAD
  19. [12:52:18] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): MY ALARM DIDNT WAKE ME
  20. [12:52:22] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): AND I SLEPT FOR 11.5 HOURS
  21. [12:52:25] Yakobro: nice alarm
  22. [12:52:25] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW
  23. [12:52:28] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I WASNT THAT TIRED
  24. [12:52:36] Yakobro: YOU HAD LIKE NO SLEEP THE DAY BFORE
  25. [12:52:42] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I DIDNT FEEL TIRED THOUGH
  26. [12:52:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): no but seriously how much i need this ive been waiting for you to wake up to ask
  27. [12:52:58] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): do you know the ending to part 4
  28. [12:53:22] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): DONT DO THIS TO ME YAK THIS IS SERIOUS
  29. [12:53:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ill say something super embarassing of your choice if you help me out here
  30. [12:54:24] Yakobro: I don't care
  31. [12:54:31] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YAK
  32. [12:54:31] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): PLEASE
  33. [12:54:33] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I NEED THIS
  34. [12:54:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I ACTUALLY WENT TO SLEEP JUST BECAUSE I WANTED TO FORGET ABOUT THE EXPERIENCE OF THE HORROR OF POSSIBLY BUT PROBABLY NOT ACTUALLY GETTING SPOILED
  35. [12:55:04] Yakobro: wow
  36. [12:55:05] Yakobro: you suck
  37. [12:55:13] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): do you know how important this is to me
  38. [12:55:34] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): dont cockblock me here yak
  39. [12:55:44] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): this is more important to me than you realize
  40. [12:55:58] Yakobro: HOW WILL ANYTHING I SAY HELP
  41. [12:56:21] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YOU CAN CONFIRM IF ITS NOT TRUE BUT I NEED TO KNOW IF YOU KNOW PART 4"S ENDING SO I DONT SPOIL THAT ITS NOT TRUE FOR YOU IF YOU DONT KNOW
  42. [12:56:48] Yakobro: YOU WON'T BELIEVE ME EITHER WAY BECAUSE YOU'RE PARANOID AND RETARDED
  43. [12:57:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THATS WHY I NEED YOU TO BE TRUSTWORTHY HERE WHEN YOU SAY IT
  44. [12:57:15] Yakobro: ask affix
  45. [12:57:26] Yakobro: WHY NOT BELIEVE RUNE
  46. [12:57:31] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I DO
  47. [12:57:33] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THATS WHAT MAKES IT WORSE
  48. [12:57:40] Yakobro: SO WHY ASK ME
  49. [12:57:42] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): BECAUSE MY MIND IS STILL ESL ABOUT IT
  50. [12:57:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): AND WONT STOP BEING PARANOID
  51. [12:58:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 7:57 AM - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): affix, does dio come back as a child in part 4
  52. 7:57 AM - Lord Scanthax: yes
  53. 7:58 AM - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): FUCK
  54. 7:58 AM - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): GOD DAMNIT
  55. 7:58 AM - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I KNEW IT
  56. 7:58 AM - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): wait a second
  57. 7:58 AM - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): did you read part 4
  58. 7:58 AM - Lord Scanthax: yup
  59. 7:58 AM - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): what is josukes stand
  60. 7:58 AM - Lord Scanthax: soft n wet
  61. 7:59 AM - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): MOTHERFUCKER
  62. [12:59:15] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): heres the worst part
  63. [12:59:21] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i googled dio and found NOTHING about him in part 4
  64. [12:59:25] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and im STILL scared its a spoiler
  65. [13:01:54] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): man, the shit they do with the animation in part 4 is amazing
  66. [13:02:00] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): like, you can FEEL the money that part 3 gave them
  67. [13:02:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): its PALPIBLE
  68. [13:02:33] Yakobro: EH
  69. [13:02:43] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): it has the single best animation effect for rain I've ever seen
  70. [13:03:23] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): they also turned one of the scenes I remember reading to be fucking SICK
  71. [13:09:54] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): they cut out the end-of-episode previews so they could fit in more jojo
  72. [13:10:01] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): you can get end of episdoe previews on the website
  73. [13:10:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): but not in the show
  74. [13:10:18] Yakobro: pretty sure they did that for other ones
  75. [13:10:44] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): no, i remember at the end of part 3 being unable to resist looking
  76. [13:10:47] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): they had the previews
  77. [13:10:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): they were short but existed
  78. [13:12:28] Yakobro: kiznaiver wen
  79. [13:12:33] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): isnt that today
  80. [13:12:49] Yakobro: FUCK
  81. [13:12:53] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): lmao
  82. [13:12:56] Yakobro: STILL NO GOOD SUBS FOR PART 0
  83. [13:13:04] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): uhh
  84. [13:13:04] Yakobro: NO CHANCE FOR GOOD ONES FOR REST
  85. [13:13:08] Yakobro: WHY LIVE
  86. [13:13:12] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): just so you know, part 0 was like
  87. [13:13:18] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): the guys talking about the show
  88. [13:13:21] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): like, the animators
  89. [13:13:24] Yakobro: STILL NO CHANCE
  90. [13:13:25] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): it wasnt even an episode
  91. [13:13:34] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): they might just not have been interested in subbing that
  92. [13:13:46] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): since it was basically just a trailer with the guys talking about it
  93. [13:14:00] Yakobro: I CAN FEEL IT
  94. [13:14:54] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): im sure itll be fine
  95. [13:15:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): man, holy fuck
  96. [13:15:09] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): kiznaivers and diamond is unbreakable in ONE SEASON
  97. [13:15:13] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): AND DS3 IS OUT IN TWO DAYS
  98. [13:15:26] Yakobro: too bad you can't play it
  99. [13:15:32] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I'll find a way
  100. [13:15:41] Yakobro: YOU BETTER AND STRIM IT
  101. [13:15:47] Yakobro: I NEED TO SEE YOU FIND SOME SHIT IN THAT
  102. [13:16:20] Yakobro: EVEN LIRIK WHO KNOWS NITHING ABOUT SOULS WAS LIKE "wait what"
  103. [13:17:29] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ill consider streaming it if I can run it well enough to
  104. [13:17:30] Yakobro: also I hope they like, at least tripled the last boss' hp
  105. [13:17:47] Yakobro: actually most late bosses
  106. [13:17:52] Yakobro: othet than the optional really
  107. [13:18:16] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): actually I probably will stream if I can run it, I feel like I owe that much considering you're been destroying yourself with spoiler containment
  108. [13:18:19] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WHICH IS YOUR OWN FAULT
  109. [13:18:20] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): btu whatever
  110. [13:19:09] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Plus, what greater test for my build theory than putting it live on camera where I risk showing my balls on stream if it fails
  111. [13:26:59] Yakobro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfWj9G5kTGM
  112. [13:32:37] Yakobro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FENZFhmCm4
  113. [13:32:41] Yakobro: HOLY SHIT THIS GUY IS GOLD
  114. [13:32:43] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): what did you make me watch
  115. [13:32:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i spent 5 minutes waiting and not getting it
  116. [13:33:30] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): man i hate that i cant shit on ryuuko being bad because you're busy shitting on her like she's infinitely worse than she is
  117. [13:33:40] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): because my complaints dont even get to have any meaning now that you've drove it into the ground
  118. [13:33:45] Yakobro: you can't double infinity
  119. [13:35:13] Yakobro: http://i.imgur.com/w74KUGx.png
  120. [13:35:47] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): is that from the part 3 manga
  121. [13:35:53] Yakobro: no
  122. [13:35:54] Yakobro: :)
  123. [13:36:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): so dio comes back as a kid in part 4?
  124. [13:36:07] Yakobro: :)
  125. [13:36:17] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): yak im gonna be 100% serious here right now, i need you to not do this to me
  126. [13:36:20] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I dont even want jokes
  127. [13:36:25] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): please
  128. [13:36:29] Yakobro: 13:33 - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): man i hate that i cant shit on ryuuko being bad because you're busy shitting on her like she's infinitely worse than she is
  129. [13:36:31] Yakobro: FUK U
  130. [13:36:41] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I SAY THOSE THINGS IN JEST, THIS IS ACTUALLY IMPORTANT
  131. [13:36:49] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): LIKE, MY ENTIRE ABILITY TO ENJOY PART 4 IS ACTUALLY HAMPERED
  132. [13:36:53] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): PLEASE
  133. [13:36:59] Yakobro: HF
  134. [13:37:08] Yakobro: not telling you either way anyway
  135. [13:37:11] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Yak, this is genuinely a moment I need you not to just do this to me, this is like
  136. [13:37:18] Yakobro: if I canfirm it either way you'll know what to expect
  137. [13:37:30] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): because im not gonna be able to NOT reverse google image the picture
  138. [13:37:35] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and see if its from part 4
  139. [13:37:39] Yakobro: yup
  140. [13:38:24] Yakobro: TOO BAD WE'LL NEVER GET ANYWHERE IN OPM
  141. [13:38:31] Yakobro: BECAUSE MANGA IS APPARENTLY FULL OF FILLER
  142. [13:39:23] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): yak im gonna end up FURTHER spoilered from trying to figure out where this picture is from
  143. [13:39:30] Yakobro: so stop
  144. [13:39:34] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): NO
  145. [13:39:35] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YOU DONT GET IT
  146. [13:39:39] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YOU ACTUALLY THINK IM STILL JOKING
  147. [13:39:44] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THIS IS LIKE MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN STUDYING RIGHT NOW
  148. [13:39:48] Yakobro: yup
  149. [13:39:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): AND PROBABLY WILL BE UNTIL I SETTLE IT
  150. [13:39:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): FUCK OFF AND TELL ME THIS IS ACTUALLY GENUINELY UPSETTING
  151. [13:40:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY
  152. [13:40:06] Yakobro: KNOW WHAT ELSE WAS UPSETTING
  153. [13:40:07] Yakobro: KLK
  154. [13:40:22] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): SO WHY CHANGE SUBJECT AND WHY INFLICT THAT TO ME
  155. [13:40:27] Yakobro: EXCEPT MY THING ACTUALLY HAPPENED
  156. [13:40:32] Yakobro: YOU'RE BEING DUMB OVER NOTHING
  157. [13:40:47] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): NO, IM BEING DUMB TRYING TO FIND OUT OF ITS NOTHING OR NOT
  158. [13:41:53] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): your picture actually made it worse because i was convinced it was fake and now have reason to believe its not
  159. [13:41:58] Yakobro: rofl
  160. [13:42:03] Yakobro: no you weren't
  161. [13:42:16] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): yes I was, I told you I KNEW I was being dumb but couldnt control it, now I genuinely have reason to believe otherwise
  162. [13:42:22] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): rune was trying to traverse material he didnt fully know
  163. [13:42:27] Yakobro: 12:59 - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i googled dio and found NOTHING about him in part 4
  164. 12:59 - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and im STILL scared its a spoiler
  165. [13:42:44] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): it could be from part 5 or something
  166. [13:42:50] Yakobro: :)
  167. [13:43:01] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): well i found the part 4 section of DIo Brando History
  168. [13:43:13] Yakobro: WOW
  169. [13:43:15] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): now I need to find a friend to traverse it since you're a giant asshole
  170. [13:43:16] Yakobro: SPOILING YOURSELF
  171. [13:43:28] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): IM NOT SPOILING IT MYSELF I NEED TO FIND SOMEONE TO CONFIRM WHETHER HE COMES BACK AS A CHILD OR NOT
  172. [13:43:38] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I ALREADY KNEW HIS LEGACY CONTINUES ON THROUGH OTHERS BECAUSE OF ZAIBATSU
  173. [13:43:38] Yakobro: WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
  174. [13:43:45] Yakobro: eeeeh
  175. [13:43:48] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I DONT, BUT IF I GOT AN EXACT SPOILER I NEED TO KNOW
  176. [13:43:51] Yakobro: thats part 6 mostly
  177. [13:43:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I JUST NEED TO KNOW IF HE COMES BACK AS A CHILD OR NOT
  178. [13:43:59] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THATS LITERALLY IT
  179. [13:44:11] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I DONT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE, IF HE DOESNT THEN IM GOOD, IF HE DOES THAT MEANS I KNOW THE ENDING AND IM MAD
  180. [13:44:19] Yakobro: THEN WHY LOOK
  181. [13:44:36] Yakobro: IF HE DOESN'T THEN YOU'LL KNOW HE DOESN'T AND BE SPOILED TOO
  182. [13:44:36] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): BECAUSE ID RATHER KNOW IVE BEEN SPOILED AND KNOW THE ENDING THAN NOT KNOW IF IVE BEEN SPOILED
  183. [13:44:47] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I DONT CARE IF I KNOW HE DOESNT
  184. [13:44:51] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THAT MUCH I CAN LIVE WITH
  185. [13:44:55] Yakobro: you're actually retarded
  186. [13:45:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): BECAUSE ID ALREADY BEEN LIVING KNOWING HE WAS DEAD AFTER PART 3 FOR REAL
  187. [13:45:11] Yakobro: :)
  188. [13:45:21] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I'm actually getting mad at you
  189. [13:45:35] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): most times I pretend but this is genuine madness, this is something I dont want fucked with
  190. [13:45:49] Yakobro: I'm having a great time
  191. [13:46:06] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ill straight up not stream ds3 if I have to
  192. [13:46:11] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I need this fixed for me
  193. [13:46:14] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and I cant do anything until it is
  194. [13:46:17] Yakobro: w/e I'll watch zaibatsu
  195. [13:46:28] Yakobro: and you'll msg me about the shit anyway
  196. [13:46:36] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): or ill just opt not to out of anger
  197. [13:46:40] Yakobro: you will
  198. [13:46:46] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I literally wont
  199. [13:46:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): you havent made me genuinely mad ever I think
  200. [13:46:53] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): to my knowledge
  201. [13:47:03] Yakobro: I'm trying really hard
  202. [13:47:06] Yakobro: oh wait no I'm not
  203. [13:47:09] Yakobro: eeeeeeeey
  204. [13:47:17] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Yeah because its not YOU whos causing it, its me needing to figure this out
  205. [13:47:18] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and you refusing to help
  206. [13:47:22] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): for literally 0 reason
  207. [13:47:40] Yakobro: this is literally the most fun I've had in forever
  208. [13:57:11] Yakobro: lmao
  209. [13:57:12] Yakobro: ok
  210. [13:57:17] Yakobro: affix is fucking with you
  211. [13:57:53] Yakobro: 13:57 - Lord Scanthax: im pulling his leg super fucking hard
  212. 13:57 - Lord Scanthax: ive never even watched/read any jojo shit
  213. [13:59:17] Yakobro: OI
  214. [14:01:38] Yakobro: chip
  215. [14:01:40] Yakobro: I swear
  216. [14:01:48] Yakobro: if you're listening to affix lmao
  217. [14:02:29] Yakobro: CHIP
  218. [14:02:30] Yakobro: FUK U
  219. [14:03:19] Yakobro: WHY ASK AFFIX ABOUT SOMETHING YOU CARE ABOUT
  220. [14:03:24] Yakobro: ARE YOU ACTUALLY BRAINDEAD
  221. [14:03:54] Yakobro: if you respond now I'll tell you
  222. [14:06:34] Yakobro: FINE
  223. [14:29:11] Yakobro: :(
  224. [14:29:12] Yakobro: chip
  225. [15:01:58] Yakobro: oi
  226. [16:53:02] Yakobro: rip
  227. [21:57:18] Yakobro: chip
  228. [21:57:19] Yakobro: r u ded
  229. [23:04:30] Yakobro: chip
  230. [23:04:31] Yakobro: pls
  231. [23:26:24] Yakobro: I hope you wake up at 3am again
  232. [00:08:21] Yakobro: chip
  233. [00:08:22] Yakobro: please
  234. [21:32:56] Yakobro: eeeey
  235. [21:33:12] Yakobro: http://i.imgur.com/NvV3nMk.png
  236. [21:34:09] Yakobro: DID YOU EVEN WATCH KIZNAIVER
  237. [21:38:01] Yakobro: oi
  238. [21:40:17] Yakobro: :(
  239. [21:40:20] Yakobro: :(
  240. [22:45:17] Yakobro: https://i.imgur.com/oi4P9oP.jpg
  241. [22:45:32] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): old
  242. [22:46:41] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): http://imgur.com/a/hQCqX
  243. [22:47:04] Yakobro: > summoning robbie
  244. [22:47:15] Yakobro: why pollute your world
  245. [22:47:23] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): grow the dark
  246. [22:47:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i wanna play ds3 so fucking bad but I need to study but i already studied everything for econ and have all of tomorrow
  247. [22:47:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): considering giving in soon and playing for the night
  248. [22:48:01] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I got to the first boss and the crystal miniboss
  249. [22:48:13] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): crystal miniboss was actually so fair that it was all I could think about
  250. [22:48:17] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): like, how reasonable it was
  251. [22:48:42] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): almost killed first boss but let myself die so I could do it on my actual character
  252. [22:49:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I can run relatively okay 50-60fps at 720p minimum graphics, better than bloodborne levels so I'm fine with it
  253. [22:49:05] Yakobro: sing found a secret wall later on in a totally optional area with a covenant guy, 2 minibosses that trigger together and a bonfire in one huge room lol
  254. [22:49:51] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): once I start playing I'm exploring the SHIT out of everything
  255. [22:50:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I don't know if my computer can handle streaming it, I have to check
  256. [22:50:16] Yakobro: there's a key for 20k souls that unlocks the tower next to firelink
  257. [22:50:19] Yakobro: eeeh
  258. [22:50:21] Yakobro: it's fiiine
  259. [22:50:22] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): SHUSH
  260. [22:50:29] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I want everything fresh still
  261. [22:50:41] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Like the hype I got out of killing crystal lizard thing and realizing it was exactly what I thought it was
  262. [22:50:42] Yakobro: there's undead enemies
  263. [22:50:46] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and then reading its item description
  264. [22:50:54] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and finding out SOUL WEAPONS EXIST but not knowing what they are and wanting to find out on my own
  265. [22:51:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): all of that re-affirmed that my refusal to know anything about dark souls 3 was justified
  266. [22:51:07] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): because I got so hype
  267. [22:51:15] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): same with when I saw the 2nd phase of the first boss
  268. [22:52:56] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): also the weapon i started with is faster than any bloodborne weapon already
  269. [22:53:01] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): even the blades of mercy
  270. [22:53:03] Yakobro: there's some npc stuff involving dark that you need to actually die loads to trigger after finding him :P
  271. [22:53:31] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): but the first boss still felt like a souls boss
  272. [22:53:42] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I tried bloodborning him and got my shit handed to me
  273. [22:53:47] Yakobro: unfortunately looks like the later bosses still fall over if you build for dmg properly
  274. [22:54:08] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): rip, maybe itll get balance patched later, whatever
  275. [22:54:43] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): worse come to worst I can just gimp myself on later runs
  276. [22:55:19] Yakobro: he didn't beat the harder optional boss though
  277. [22:55:56] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): also fuck woolie getting sick
  278. [22:56:23] Yakobro: lol
  279. [22:56:23] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i mean its good for me because come thursday I have to just never even be at my computer to study for bio for 4 days straight
  280. [22:56:33] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): but also i want to see them react to the first boss
  281. [22:56:34] Yakobro: well they started today
  282. [22:56:53] Yakobro: https://twitter.com/AngriestPat/status/719893741545369600
  283. [22:56:54] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): also im sad that sorcerer has the lowest health
  284. [22:57:00] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): but I made my character one anyways
  285. [22:57:05] Yakobro: do it
  286. [22:57:15] Yakobro: one of the bosses just throws spells at you
  287. [22:57:17] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I already did, made my real character earlier today since i couldnt resist
  288. [22:57:20] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): DONT TELL ME THAT
  289. [22:57:22] Yakobro: if you can get half of what they used it's worth
  290. [22:57:54] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): bossÉ
  291. 4:29 PM - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): it drops some titanite upgrade thing with a fucking sick description about SOUL WEAPONS
  292. 4:29 PM - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): no, didnt even attempt
  293. 4:29 PM - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): still saving that
  294. 4:30 PM - Yumiko Sakaki: idk if i should say anything about weapen upgrades
  295. 4:30 PM - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): dont
  296. 4:30 PM - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): im glad you knew not to
  297. 4:30 PM - Yumiko Sakaki: feelsgoodman
  298. 4:30 PM - Yumiko Sakaki: spoiler you can upgrade your stuff
  299. 4:30 PM - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): internet friends dont know how to stop themselves from spoiling literally everything
  300. 4:30 PM - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): FUCK
  301. [22:57:58] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): BE LIKE ROBBIE FOR ONCE
  302. [22:58:21] Yakobro: oh yeah you didn't get to firelink :^)
  303. [22:58:39] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): robbie, mehran and robert ALL have had at least one instance of knowing not to spoil or asking me if I wanted to know something or not
  304. [22:58:42] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): rather than just saying it
  305. [22:58:50] Yakobro: I mean
  306. [22:58:57] Yakobro: I said a boss uses spells
  307. [22:59:09] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): you said one throws a LOT of spells
  308. [22:59:24] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I want to be fighting the boss and see a spell or two and then see 20 and be like "holy fuck nhow many spells does this guy have"
  309. [22:59:41] Yakobro: I mean, that's what happened to sing lol
  310. [22:59:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): which is why I want it to happen to me without me expecting it
  311. [23:01:05] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): also one piece soon
  312. [23:01:19] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): once tomorrow hits I go all out again for econ, then after that I gotta go all out finals tretch for bio
  313. [23:01:22] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): until monday
  314. [23:01:30] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): so i gotta do any free shit I plan to do all today
  315. [23:03:01] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): if it turns out this is just the end of the arc or the start of the next, im gonna stop doing one piece streams since i wanna wait for a full arc this time around
  316. [23:03:06] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): last one was slow as fuck by the end
  317. [23:03:15] Yakobro: TOLD YOU LOL
  318. [23:03:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I WAS COMPLAINING ABOUT IT TOO, I JUST CANT COMPLAIN AS LOUD AS YOU BECAUSE YOU TAKE MY "man this is slow and they did this shot like 3 times already" TO "THE AUTHORS OF ONE PIECE DID 9/11 AND THE HOLOCAUST AT THE SAME TIME"
  319. [23:04:29] Yakobro: I wish they would just do an ep every 2 weeks or something
  320. [23:04:42] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): nope, gotta make them cash dollar bills
  321. [23:16:38] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ok foods ready im gonna assume you have nothing better to do in sto and get rolling
  322. [23:16:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i made like literally 5 cheese pasta or something
  323. [23:17:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): some shredded cheese, parmesan, cream cheese and some orange square cheese shit
  324. [23:17:06] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 4 whatever
  325. [23:17:09] Yakobro: gj
  326. [23:17:09] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): with butter and milk
  327. [23:17:10] Yakobro: brb
  328. [23:17:11] Yakobro: Kappa
  329. [23:17:16] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): mothefucker
  330. [23:17:31] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): http://www.hitbox.tv/whensjosuke
  331. [23:21:05] Yakobro: nice strim
  332. [23:21:19] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): myles finally talked on whatsapp again
  333. [23:21:24] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): after being dead for a week because 5 exams
  334. [23:21:34] Yakobro: I'll whats your app
  335. [23:21:40] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ds1 needs to go on sale so I can buy it on steam for him
  336. [23:21:44] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): he agreed to play it if I get it for him
  337. [23:22:35] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): inb4 the navy still doesnt pay a dime to help repairs
  338. [23:22:41] Yakobro: eeeey
  339. [23:22:42] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THE FLOOR BELOW THEM IS LITERALLY DAMAGED BEYOND REPAIR
  340. [23:23:13] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): just football kick his head
  341. [23:23:18] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): straight up
  342. [23:23:26] Yakobro: why does rikku know his name
  343. [23:24:33] Yakobro: HE SAID OUTLAWS NOT PIRATES YOU FUK SUBS
  344. [23:26:19] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): free to live in a wasteland with no possible chances of sustaining life
  345. [23:26:29] Yakobro: hey
  346. [23:26:31] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I'm pretty sure Punk hazard has better living conditions than this place
  347. [23:26:33] Yakobro: the little guys island is fine
  348. [23:26:43] Yakobro: a bit meteor'd here and there but mostly ok
  349. [23:28:00] Yakobro: WOW
  350. [23:28:03] Yakobro: NO CACHAK
  351. [23:29:47] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): wait what
  352. [23:29:54] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): who was that
  353. [23:29:58] Yakobro: ...
  354. [23:30:00] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): it looked like aokiji
  355. [23:30:12] Yakobro: yes, kuzan
  356. [23:30:21] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): he's siding with blackbeard now?
  357. [23:30:31] Yakobro: at least the navy believe that
  358. [23:31:24] Yakobro: that was fast
  359. [23:31:31] Yakobro: you had some weapons WITH you
  360. [23:31:55] Yakobro: it's fine
  361. [23:31:59] Yakobro: COBY?
  362. [23:32:06] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): please no
  363. [23:32:13] Yakobro: WHY, YOU LIKE COOL COBY
  364. [23:32:14] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i know hes better but still
  365. [23:32:30] Yakobro: THIS IS TIMESKIP COOL COBY
  366. [23:32:49] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): its a matter of principle
  367. [23:33:18] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): man theres gotta be some weird ass doujins with that girl
  368. [23:33:27] Yakobro: I hope
  369. [23:34:21] Yakobro: uuuh gl with that
  370. [23:34:50] Yakobro: lol
  371. [23:34:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): uhhhh
  372. [23:34:55] Yakobro: WELP
  373. [23:34:57] Yakobro: WEEEEELP
  374. [23:35:07] Yakobro: WELPED BEFORE THEY SAID SHANKS
  375. [23:35:36] Yakobro: welp
  376. [23:35:39] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): why go for SHANKS first
  377. [23:35:46] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): isnt he like the least threatening emperor of them all
  378. [23:35:46] Yakobro: least navy
  379. [23:35:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): he wont kill you for ANY REASON except you actively going after him
  380. [23:37:34] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): god that kid is ugly
  381. [23:37:38] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): the perfectly round head one
  382. [23:37:40] Yakobro: oh god
  383. [23:38:07] Yakobro: uh
  384. [23:38:12] Yakobro: lmao
  385. [23:38:18] Yakobro: those buildings
  386. [23:38:23] Yakobro: WHERE DID CP0 GO
  387. [23:38:43] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): more to the point we still dont have any idea where sanji is
  388. [23:38:48] Yakobro: dead
  389. [23:38:59] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): we're celebrating while he's busy fighting an emperor
  390. [23:39:10] Yakobro: dead
  391. [23:39:31] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): welp
  392. [23:39:40] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and then admiral man became a kaizoku
  393. [23:39:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and joined the mugiwaras
  394. [23:39:50] Yakobro: no shut up
  395. [23:40:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and then he'd be JUST AS BAD AS ROBIN
  396. [23:40:06] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): DESPITE BEING A FUCKING ADMIRAL
  397. [23:40:08] Yakobro: I mean
  398. [23:40:16] Yakobro: what did he actually DO other than call down rocks
  399. [23:40:19] Yakobro: and crush zoro
  400. [23:40:40] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): he never fought anyone especially seriously but i doubt any of them couldve stopped him even if they wanted
  401. [23:40:48] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): except zoro who could just stop time and stab him through the heart
  402. [23:41:07] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): or some other form of power he gains when he opens his eye
  403. [23:41:19] Yakobro: nice strim
  404. [23:41:43] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): the episode finished, do you want me to stream like jojo or some shit
  405. [23:41:59] Yakobro: DORK SOULS
  406. [23:42:09] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): oh right i need to see if I even can stream that
  407. [23:42:10] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): k sec
  408. [23:43:58] Yakobro: uh
  409. [23:44:42] Yakobro: might need to go twitch it's dying again lol
  410. [23:44:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): http://www.twitch.tv/chipzafari
  411. [23:47:22] Yakobro: lol
  412. [23:48:36] Yakobro: ...
  413. [23:48:57] Yakobro: 2h then pussy
  414. [23:51:00] Yakobro: wp
  415. [23:52:41] Yakobro: be a coward and shoot magic
  416. [23:55:03] Yakobro: it's a halbers not a spear
  417. [23:55:44] Yakobro: rofl
  418. [23:57:29] Yakobro: nice dodge
  419. [23:59:54] Yakobro: ember restored
  420. [00:02:09] Yakobro: go left :^)
  421. [00:03:48] Yakobro: LOL
  422. [00:04:10] Yakobro: seek seek lest backstep off the edge
  423. [00:05:09] Yakobro: gl
  424. [00:06:04] Yakobro: :)
  425. [00:06:52] Yakobro: you'll want 20dex/str for a specific boss weapon in a few zones
  426. [00:08:09] Yakobro: you shouldn't need it, durability nevr seemed to be a problem watching other people
  427. [00:08:33] Yakobro: the dried finger is the same as ds1, it resets invasion timeout
  428. [00:11:07] Yakobro: parry and bash I think
  429. [00:13:44] Yakobro: well he's paid in souls all the time, so he'll never run out
  430. [00:14:50] Yakobro: lol
  431. [00:15:06] Yakobro: so you could get a heal and use more blue while still getting healed
  432. [00:16:12] Yakobro: you find a load of npc's out in the world, a few of them are pretty hidden I think
  433. [00:16:51] Yakobro: did you read the broken sword info?
  434. [00:18:32] Yakobro: lol
  435. [00:18:55] Yakobro: ... it's firelink lol
  436. [00:19:01] Yakobro: press a in the middle
  437. [00:20:41] Yakobro: nice parry
  438. [00:21:24] Yakobro: lmao
  439. [00:21:43] Yakobro: if there's a fog wall it's loading I think
  440. [00:22:09] Yakobro: LOL
  441. [00:22:43] Yakobro: swap one of them for sit
  442. [00:23:34] Yakobro: wp
  443. [00:23:47] Yakobro: "why didn't my dagger break his poise"
  444. [00:24:03] Yakobro: GJ
  445. [00:25:43] Yakobro: vac
  446. [00:26:03] Yakobro: 11str and 15dex
  447. [00:26:04] Yakobro: 16
  448. [00:26:28] Yakobro: you said 16str 11dex because you're dumb
  449. [00:26:59] Yakobro: buy 1/10 of the key Kappa
  450. [00:27:25] Yakobro: that shield is better than yours probably
  451. [00:28:04] Yakobro: that one has 70mag resist though
  452. [00:28:36] Yakobro: roll gets slower to 70% load then you're super fat afaik
  453. [00:29:32] Yakobro: it's linear from 0-70% I think then maybe heavy to 120%ish if it's like ds2
  454. [00:31:24] Yakobro: look up in the shrine :)
  455. [00:32:00] Yakobro: there's a guy on one of the thrones
  456. [00:32:31] Yakobro: I meant what you did first but yeah those too
  457. [00:34:18] Yakobro: he turns the boss souls into weapons for free at some point
  458. [00:34:50] Yakobro: it's on the back of the thrones
  459. [00:35:51] Yakobro: progress is tp to the wall at the bonfire
  460. [00:38:52] Yakobro: aaaw shit epicnamebro started his series
  461. [00:39:28] Yakobro: nah he basically turned off twitter since feb I think
  462. [00:39:45] Yakobro: I think it's obvious this is not intended
  463. [00:39:55] Yakobro: yeah
  464. [00:42:52] Yakobro: LOL
  465. [00:42:56] Yakobro: good start
  466. [00:45:18] Yakobro: those guys HATE fire btw
  467. [00:47:05] Yakobro: no balls
  468. [00:47:48] Yakobro: oh yeah check the ninja mans armour
  469. [00:49:16] Yakobro: go down you pussy
  470. [00:51:23] Yakobro: go up first
  471. [00:51:51] Yakobro: :D
  472. [00:53:09] Yakobro: LOL
  473. [00:53:26] Yakobro: no balls
  474. [00:54:06] Yakobro: lmao
  475. [00:54:13] Yakobro: ROFL
  476. [00:54:17] Yakobro: ds1 pro
  477. [00:54:53] Yakobro: balder knights you plebian
  478. [00:56:53] Yakobro: lol
  479. [00:58:40] Yakobro: he should be easier if you can kill him before he transforms
  480. [01:03:14] Yakobro: just get to 11/16 to use the uchi would make stuff so much easier
  481. [01:03:36] Yakobro: LOL
  482. [01:07:13] Yakobro: rofl
  483. [01:11:12] Yakobro: "I bet there's no bonfire"
  484. [01:11:54] Yakobro: 3 str
  485. [01:15:57] Yakobro: try firebomb
  486. [01:19:34] Yakobro: MAYBE IF YOU USED MAGIC OR ARTS
  487. [01:20:46] Yakobro: I dunno where everything is
  488. [01:24:25] Yakobro: lol
  489. [01:27:41] Yakobro: just kick him lol
  490. [01:29:19] Yakobro: missed the shortcut :p
  491. [01:29:22] Yakobro: was up the stairs
  492. [01:33:49] Yakobro: up the other stairs :p
  493. [01:33:56] Yakobro: where the undead dudes were
  494. [01:36:26] Yakobro: deatg
  495. [01:36:28] Yakobro: death
  496. [01:45:39] Yakobro: are you even going to use magic lol
  497. [01:46:07] Yakobro: thats the dumbest reason
  498. [01:48:08] Yakobro: lol I told you
  499. [01:51:00] Yakobro: it's fine
  500. [01:51:25] Yakobro: LOL
  501. [01:51:32] Yakobro: l2 look at the chain
  502. [01:52:03] Yakobro: if the chain is pointing forward it's a mimic
  503. [01:54:55] Yakobro: dark enchanted I think
  504. [02:01:55] Yakobro: lol
  505. [02:05:24] Yakobro: p2 op
  506. [02:14:09] Yakobro: LOL
  507. [02:20:06] Yakobro: you did it
  508. [02:20:18] Yakobro: now go explore the rest of the zone you went past :p
  509. [02:20:25] Yakobro: there's an estus shard and stuff
  510. [02:21:11] Yakobro: put luck up and see what it does
  511. [02:28:41] Yakobro: there's fire barrels or something in there I think
  512. [02:29:25] Yakobro: lol
  513. [02:29:59] Yakobro: https://twitter.com/AngriestPat/status/719696372132421632
  514. [02:32:45] Yakobro: speak to throne man
  515. [02:32:50] Yakobro: and see if you can boss weapon
  516. [02:33:37] Yakobro: Transposition is unlocked after you defeat the second boss and return a key item to an NPC in Firelink Shrine. As well as handing over the boss soul in question, there’s a fee for most transposition items – which varies from laughably small to painfully expensive.
  517. [02:33:49] Yakobro: uuh
  518. [02:34:12] Yakobro: ah, it's the next one
  519. [02:38:58] Yakobro: lol
  520. [02:39:10] Yakobro: you need 20str/dex for a few bosses time :p
  521. [02:39:28] Yakobro: ROFL
  522. [02:39:37] Yakobro: just walk past them, you don't need to b
  523. [02:43:16] Yakobro: u suk
  524. [02:47:51] Yakobro: wp
  525. [02:49:32] Yakobro: nice hp
  526. [02:50:03] Yakobro: LOL
  527. [02:54:58] Yakobro: gj
  528. [02:55:01] Yakobro: stop dying
  529. [02:55:58] Yakobro: lol
  530. [03:02:26] Yakobro: eeeeeh
  531. [03:02:58] Yakobro: :D
  532. [03:05:22] Yakobro: check them all
  533. [03:10:31] Yakobro: go talk to the dude at firelink
  534. [03:11:03] Yakobro: also go cut down the body in the building back there
  535. [03:11:06] Yakobro: it's for the prison guy
  536. [03:11:39] Yakobro: lol
  537. [03:13:13] Yakobro: he gives you free levels every 5 deaths or so, that leads to other thigns
  538. [03:13:15] Yakobro: things
  539. [03:13:53] Yakobro: yeah
  540. [03:15:06] Yakobro: mmm, you'll see
  541. [03:15:35] Yakobro: also I wish you couyld save scum because there's one npc death line that's pretty lore heavy that you're not going to see otherwise
  542. [03:16:21] Yakobro: you have to kill a firelink npc, i'll just link a video once you unlock them
  543. [03:18:09] Yakobro: :D
  544. [03:18:37] Yakobro: nah
  545. [03:19:35] Yakobro: :D:D
  546. [03:19:58] Yakobro: when he unlocked your true power
  547. [03:20:33] Yakobro: it's fiiine
  548. [03:20:40] Yakobro: also how the hell is he a sunbro and on this boss
  549. [03:22:02] Yakobro: it's actually fine
  550. [03:22:30] Yakobro: eeeey
  551. [03:22:52] Yakobro: no
  552. [03:23:09] Yakobro: eat all the hard souls and see if you can get the key
  553. [03:23:27] Yakobro: MAYBE IF YOU COULD REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID MORE THEN 5 SECONDS
  554. [03:24:03] Yakobro: nice souls
  555. [03:24:37] Yakobro: go get the key
  556. [03:24:53] Yakobro: IT'S FINE
  557. [03:25:00] Yakobro: it's just lore stuff... I think
  558. [03:26:04] Yakobro: boo
  559. [03:26:09] Yakobro: should have got the key
  560. [03:26:43] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): its fine, if I decide to reset next time I can just use the extra souls I saved up from not dumping everything into endurance to buy the key
  561. [03:26:48] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): since ill have like most of my hard souls
  562. [03:27:05] Yakobro: TIME TO WATCH ENB
  563. [03:31:25] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): what program am I supposed to use again to convert ps4 inputs to xbox 360 inputs
  564. [03:31:58] Yakobro: uuh pat said DS4windows
  565. [03:32:26] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): wait a second, 360ce can cause softbans?
  566. [03:32:29] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): are you kidding me
  567. [03:32:33] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): so theres a risk with those kinds of programs
  568. [03:32:36] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): that's actually retarded
  569. [03:32:38] Yakobro: eeeey
  570. [03:32:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): fucking weeb devs
  571. [03:42:07] Yakobro: yeah ENB's is blind
  572. [03:43:25] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): im scared of using inputmapper or ds4windows out of fear of getting softbanned and getting fucked on ds3 permanently since 360ce doesnt work
  573. [03:43:51] Yakobro: you don't coop anyway
  574. [03:43:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i want to pvp
  575. [03:44:14] Yakobro: it's fiiine
  576. [03:44:27] Yakobro: you can work around it anyway if it does
  577. [03:44:35] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): that involves logging off my computer
  578. [03:44:36] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): uhh
  579. [03:44:38] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): account*
  580. [03:44:39] Yakobro: do the library sharing with another account
  581. [03:44:41] Yakobro: lol
  582. [05:13:26] Yakobro: uuh
  583. [05:13:32] Yakobro: if you break an enemy guard
  584. [05:13:37] Yakobro: you can do a parry stab
  585. [06:07:53] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): you mean like with a kick?
  586. [06:08:15] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): also sleep failed, time to find lorik's original ds vods
  587. [06:08:31] Yakobro: yeah if you kick an enemy shield guarding
  588. [06:08:38] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): good
  589. [06:08:40] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): makes it viable in pvp
  590. [06:10:22] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): lmao, i got scared i spoiled myself on a boss from the thumbnail
  591. [06:10:26] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): but it was actually just ludwig
  592. [07:16:26] Yakobro: oh
  593. [07:16:28] Yakobro: god
  594. [07:16:33] Yakobro: https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4eiwvc/concept_an_aghs_upgrade_for_io_ilustrated/
  595. [07:16:39] Yakobro: we're reaching aghs riki levels
  596. [07:22:50] Yakobro: https://i.imgur.com/Td4f6oy.png
  597. [07:22:51] Yakobro: lmao
  598. [21:46:37] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): so
  599. [21:46:41] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): im paranoid as fuck
  600. [21:46:46] Yakobro: gj
  601. [21:46:54] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): did econ test, did stuff well, could be A or A+ but the thing that matters is what happened after
  602. [21:47:00] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): me and Mehran went to ask teacher stuff and I asked first
  603. [21:47:15] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): about something he talked about at the beginning of the semester, which was him looking for an upward trend
  604. [21:47:40] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I asked it in the form of "I just want to confirm what you were talking about boosting people with an upward trend" or something like that and then he corrected me
  605. [21:47:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and the he asked me what I got and I told him
  606. [21:48:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and then he asked me if I need the A+ and why and I told him for law school since saying med is a terrible idea
  607. [21:48:21] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and then he asked for my last name and student number and wrote it down and told me he'll see what he can do
  608. [21:48:23] Yakobro: WOW
  609. [21:48:27] Yakobro: LYING TO TEACHERS
  610. [21:48:29] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): now here's the thing
  611. [21:48:56] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 98% chance he just wants to help me since I told him my marks and theyre 97 on each quiz, 97 on a test and an 80 on one test
  612. [21:48:59] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): BUT
  613. [21:49:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): there exist teachers
  614. [21:49:11] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): that fucking HATE people who ask for free marks
  615. [21:49:18] Yakobro: I hope he gives you a d like the d you are
  616. [21:49:20] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): especially in regards to med school, dunno about law
  617. [21:49:28] Yakobro: or you somehow get sent to law school
  618. [21:49:40] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): so I'm paranoid for no reason about him wanting to put me on some list or some shit
  619. [21:49:42] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): or I dont even know
  620. [21:49:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I cant imagine a situation in which he actually drops my marks but I can imagine JUSTIFICATIONS for why he would
  621. [21:50:00] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and that terrifies me
  622. [21:50:13] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): anyways dark souls
  623. [21:50:16] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): getting water then strim
  624. [21:50:23] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): http://www.twitch.tv/chipzafari
  625. [21:51:16] Yakobro: UGH
  626. [21:51:24] Yakobro: GO STUFY
  627. [21:51:27] Yakobro: STUDY
  628. [21:51:58] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i tried earlier
  629. [21:52:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): but i was too paranoid over econ
  630. [21:52:07] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): because ofthat story
  631. [21:52:18] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): for like 2 hours i was with mehran trying to calm myself and it didnt work so i said fuck it
  632. [21:52:39] Yakobro: you're actually retarded
  633. [21:52:46] Yakobro: row row don't cower in fear
  634. [21:52:49] Yakobro: no balls
  635. [21:55:48] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i know
  636. [21:55:51] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i cant stop it
  637. [21:56:12] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): the part of my mind that deals with reasoning and the part that deals with emotion refuse to interact
  638. [21:56:39] Yakobro: do the impossible, see the invisible
  639. [21:56:47] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): time to do that in ds3
  640. [21:56:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): oh right i need to open the game
  641. [21:56:53] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and stream
  642. [21:56:58] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i just experienced something really weird
  643. [21:57:05] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): where i thought i was streaming already for some reason
  644. [21:57:09] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and wasnt even thinking about turning either on
  645. [21:59:17] Yakobro: I love hoe you've been talking to yourself while I got food
  646. [22:01:32] Yakobro: need some embers then
  647. [22:02:11] Yakobro: the blacksith embers
  648. [22:03:04] Yakobro: bodily fluids Kreygasm
  649. [22:03:42] Yakobro: sec refreshing to catch up
  650. [22:04:06] Yakobro: lol come back to you reading it
  651. [22:04:57] Yakobro: miyazaki-san you goddamn asshole
  652. [22:05:52] Yakobro: reads the shit on pyro man
  653. [22:08:53] Yakobro: you might want at least flash sweat later to get some stuff
  654. [22:09:31] Yakobro: rofl
  655. [22:10:00] Yakobro: yo, didn't you get shot at by some archer dude
  656. [22:10:44] Yakobro: go find him :^)
  657. [22:11:23] Yakobro: she should be at the shrine too
  658. [22:11:33] Yakobro: also go find the giant in the tower
  659. [22:11:37] Yakobro: oh
  660. [22:11:54] Yakobro: WHY
  661. [22:12:26] Yakobro: she's just trying to join linken park
  662. [22:13:19] Yakobro: :D
  663. [22:14:37] Yakobro: talk to the giant
  664. [22:15:07] Yakobro: look down
  665. [22:15:13] Yakobro: :D
  666. [22:15:15] Yakobro: GUESS
  667. [22:15:17] Yakobro: WHAT
  668. [22:15:19] Yakobro: TIME TO GO
  669. [22:17:31] Yakobro: gj
  670. [22:17:42] Yakobro: go talk to giant man
  671. [22:19:41] Yakobro: wp
  672. [22:23:17] Yakobro: he has an ember glow I think
  673. [22:24:06] Yakobro: or not, must have been him smouldering from the boss
  674. [22:25:02] Yakobro: he does the same thing in ds1 :P
  675. [22:28:16] Yakobro: ...
  676. [22:31:58] Yakobro: scrub
  677. [22:34:57] Yakobro: because you sprinted
  678. [22:35:08] Yakobro: away
  679. [22:37:36] Yakobro: GET GOOD
  680. [22:41:16] Yakobro: it's lighter than yours
  681. [22:41:48] Yakobro: uuh
  682. [22:41:52] Yakobro: go back to the tower
  683. [22:42:10] Yakobro: http://i.imgur.com/9zeUijv.png
  684. [22:43:13] Yakobro: the one time you sent it up lol
  685. [22:45:03] Yakobro: rofl
  686. [22:49:49] Yakobro: > 63% load
  687. [22:50:54] Yakobro: it's actually pretty useless
  688. [22:50:59] Yakobro: The information below this is now outdated. Flynn's Ring was patched and now provides a 5% boost to a character's Attack Rating if they have nothing equipped at all. Once their weight has been raised to about 25, the boost from the ring becomes completely negligible.
  689. [22:52:03] Yakobro: mirrah was a place, that lucatiel was from
  690. [22:57:16] Yakobro: hit the white arm
  691. [22:58:29] Yakobro: the white arm in the front :P
  692. [22:59:26] Yakobro: lol
  693. [23:05:15] Yakobro: give the birds a lightning urn I think
  694. [23:06:55] Yakobro: I can't wait until you see aldrich :^)
  695. [23:07:28] Yakobro: ONE OF THE LORDS ALREADY MENTIONED
  696. [23:10:48] Yakobro: gj
  697. [23:13:06] Yakobro: ITS THE SAME YOU ONLY ADDED A ROPE
  698. [23:14:59] Yakobro: go get all the shit around the tree
  699. [23:15:29] Yakobro: the tree where the giant was shooting you
  700. [23:17:08] Yakobro: go to where the tree boss fog wall was
  701. [23:17:37] Yakobro: well where it woul dhave beem the entrance to the room
  702. [23:18:04] Yakobro: go the other way
  703. [23:18:12] Yakobro: leave and go right
  704. [23:18:23] Yakobro: yeah that way
  705. [23:20:30] Yakobro: there's a bunch of stuff and I assumed you would be a huge coward while he was shooting you as usual
  706. [23:26:55] Yakobro: gj
  707. [23:38:23] Yakobro: LOL
  708. [23:42:47] Yakobro: wp
  709. [23:44:02] Yakobro: lol
  710. [23:44:52] Yakobro: blue sentinels are darkmoon
  711. [23:49:28] Yakobro: get to 20 str/dex and some hp lol
  712. [23:49:57] Yakobro: WELL GET THEM
  713. [23:53:29] Yakobro: died like you lived, a bitch
  714. [23:53:36] Yakobro: LOL
  715. [23:55:17] Yakobro: haha
  716. [23:57:37] Yakobro: you got bandit twindaggers and the sellsword set, not the twinblades I don't think
  717. [23:59:09] Yakobro: look at all the items u got buttthole
  718. [00:00:59] Yakobro: isn't there a storage you can dump into at firelink
  719. [00:02:07] Yakobro: :D
  720. [00:03:03] Yakobro: go get the souls
  721. [00:03:33] Yakobro: GET THE SOULS YOU NEED TO GET 20STR/DEX SOON
  722. [00:09:40] Yakobro: roll into them :D
  723. [00:10:26] Yakobro: GO ROLL INTO THE SCROLLS
  724. [00:11:22] Yakobro: no balls
  725. [00:19:51] Yakobro: go lvl up str/dex
  726. [00:21:22] Yakobro: then get some hp so you don't fucking die in one hit lol
  727. [00:22:37] Yakobro: lol
  728. [00:24:10] Yakobro: save for the next weapon
  729. [00:24:35] Yakobro: YES THERE IS
  730. [00:24:48] Yakobro: YOU'LL SEE
  731. [00:24:51] Yakobro: YOU'LL ALL SE
  732. [00:24:52] Yakobro: E
  733. [00:25:15] Yakobro: ... give him the pyromancy tome?
  734. [00:27:26] Yakobro: so much faith needed
  735. [00:29:24] Yakobro: int rapier pyro build go
  736. [00:29:46] Yakobro: NO BALLS
  737. [00:30:21] Yakobro: this next boss is one rune had to summon for btw :p
  738. [00:30:52] Yakobro: it's the one sing spent 5 hours on
  739. [00:33:20] Yakobro: weight down
  740. [00:33:49] Yakobro: lol
  741. [00:35:25] Yakobro: gj
  742. [00:41:29] Yakobro: uuuh I have no clue where you are, I think you went the "wrong" way and missed a boss
  743. [00:43:02] Yakobro: I mean I think going up at the cathedral is wrong, missed farrons legion
  744. [00:43:33] Yakobro: firebomb yourself, you have leeches
  745. [00:45:38] Yakobro: NotLikeThis
  746. [00:48:11] Yakobro: YOU MISSED
  747. [00:48:14] Yakobro: YOU SUCK
  748. [00:48:31] Yakobro: uuh
  749. [00:48:35] Yakobro: equip the tortch
  750. [00:48:37] Yakobro: torch
  751. [00:49:45] Yakobro: mmm twinkling
  752. [00:50:37] Yakobro: NO BALLS
  753. [00:50:40] Yakobro: WTF
  754. [00:50:43] Yakobro: SO MUCH FOR EXPLORING
  755. [00:51:59] Yakobro: go through the place you ran to the bonfire
  756. [00:54:16] Yakobro: dmg stats aren't worthless, you just have shit scaling atm
  757. [00:57:30] Yakobro: I'M LIKE 90% SURE THAT YOU MISSED A BOSS SOMEWHERE
  758. [00:58:19] Yakobro: its entance is in the swamp somewhere, not the buildings
  759. [00:58:57] Yakobro: after the sages
  760. [01:01:41] Yakobro: farron bonfire and explore shit instead of running through the zone for some reason
  761. [01:02:45] Yakobro: it's fiiine
  762. [01:03:38] Yakobro: http://i.imgur.com/ZzgFYlD.png
  763. [01:04:35] Yakobro: list of what you actually need so you don't need to buy all the items
  764. [01:06:15] Yakobro: yeah that's why the fog wall is there lol
  765. [01:11:50] Yakobro: I wouldn't do it with every item, some are obviously not worth whatever they could give :p
  766. [01:13:09] Yakobro: you got a poisonbite ring
  767. [01:15:36] Yakobro: hahahahaha
  768. [01:21:48] Yakobro: in some towers in the swamp, ypou should be able to see them above the trees
  769. [01:22:26] Yakobro: WOW
  770. [01:22:27] Yakobro: WOOOW
  771. [01:25:03] Yakobro: looks like the asylum demon with 1000 years of birn poo on in
  772. [01:25:15] Yakobro: bird
  773. [01:27:46] Yakobro: gj
  774. [01:33:18] Yakobro: ...
  775. [01:33:20] Yakobro: ......
  776. [01:37:16] Yakobro: Could this be a dragon?
  777. [01:38:44] Yakobro: YOU BETTER
  778. [01:40:08] Yakobro: you got a bone thing too
  779. [01:43:06] Yakobro: lol
  780. [01:47:49] Yakobro: rofl
  781. [01:50:46] Yakobro: hahaha
  782. [01:54:14] Yakobro: ...
  783. [01:54:23] Yakobro: GO FIGHT THAT GUY
  784. [01:57:20] Yakobro: some good shit
  785. [01:57:23] Yakobro: 100 emoji
  786. [01:58:49] Yakobro: see 2/3 it's fine
  787. [02:01:52] Yakobro: if you can use the sharp on the boss wep it'll go to S at +5 :p
  788. [02:03:46] Yakobro: lol
  789. [02:05:36] Yakobro: BibleThump
  790. [02:05:41] Yakobro: read sages scroll
  791. [02:06:16] Yakobro: I dunno
  792. [02:06:19] Yakobro: I wanted to see lol
  793. [02:06:33] Yakobro: literally no-one's read item stuff I've seen
  794. [02:06:34] Yakobro: LOL
  795. [02:15:31] Yakobro: wpp
  796. [02:15:32] Yakobro: wooo
  797. [02:17:47] Yakobro: oolaciiile
  798. [02:24:26] Yakobro: time to attune
  799. [02:26:20] Yakobro: :)
  800. [02:27:03] Yakobro: "human sized enemies are the easiest in souls games"
  801. [02:28:29] Yakobro: lol
  802. [02:28:41] Yakobro: he spawns one that helps him and another spawns that helps you
  803. [02:31:22] Yakobro: SAY HELLO, TO LADY MARTORIAS
  804. [02:33:18] Yakobro: lady maria + artorias go :p
  805. [02:34:06] Yakobro: rune's super salty about lingering fire stuff
  806. [02:37:51] Yakobro: :D
  807. [02:41:44] Yakobro: going well
  808. [02:46:17] Yakobro: rofl
  809. [02:46:59] Yakobro: don't get hit
  810. [02:49:45] Yakobro: :D
  811. [02:53:46] Yakobro: uhuh
  812. [02:57:32] Yakobro: how go transpose the farron greatsword :D
  813. [02:57:35] Yakobro: now
  814. [02:59:00] Yakobro: also holy frames
  815. [02:59:11] Yakobro: he has no HP and a slow str wep
  816. [02:59:14] Yakobro: *had
  817. [03:00:25] Yakobro: strim is falling apart lol
  818. [03:03:52] Yakobro: chip
  819. [03:03:57] Yakobro: restart strim or something
  820. [03:06:12] Yakobro: does it say you're losing frames because it's pretty sild trying to watch
  821. [03:06:14] Yakobro: yeah
  822. [03:06:16] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): yes
  823. [03:06:17] Yakobro: thanks obama
  824. [03:06:21] Yakobro: blame robbie
  825. [03:06:29] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i started talking to him and then this happened
  826. [03:06:30] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): coincidence?
  827. [03:06:39] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): should I try shitbox
  828. [03:06:52] Yakobro: I gueeeess
  829. [03:08:00] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): http://www.hitbox.tv/whensjosuke
  830. [03:08:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): isnt showing any drops yet
  831. [03:08:56] Yakobro: you spin me right round
  832. [03:09:11] Yakobro: talking to robbie (puke)
  833. [03:10:28] Yakobro: farron greatswooord
  834. [03:13:42] Yakobro: get the sword u fuk
  835. [03:14:51] Yakobro: farron greatsword, not the wolf one
  836. [03:15:59] Yakobro: actually
  837. [03:16:03] Yakobro: uuuh
  838. [03:17:15] Yakobro: trying to see the movesets on them
  839. [03:17:21] Yakobro: one of them is the right one
  840. [03:18:04] Yakobro: yup farron
  841. [03:19:15] Yakobro: what's the 5k ring
  842. [03:20:37] Yakobro: lol
  843. [03:21:25] Yakobro: +5 is A scaling with good damage anyway
  844. [03:21:31] Yakobro: BUT ITS MOVESET
  845. [03:22:22] Yakobro: FUCK SHIELD GO STANCE
  846. [03:24:11] Yakobro: go reinforce
  847. [03:26:31] Yakobro: WHY, IT'S A DEX SCALING GREATSWORD THAT GOES TO A
  848. [03:26:36] Yakobro: USE IT 5EVER
  849. [03:27:00] Yakobro: it goes to c/a scaling
  850. [03:27:13] Yakobro: I don't think you can infuse it, only twinkling reinforce
  851. [03:27:44] Yakobro: only regular up to +5 is listed on wiki
  852. [03:27:51] Yakobro: no infuses
  853. [03:29:03] Yakobro: +1 stam gg
  854. [03:29:14] Yakobro: spoilers
  855. [03:29:16] Yakobro: Kappa
  856. [03:30:31] Yakobro: nice shield pussy
  857. [03:32:29] Yakobro: rofl
  858. [03:35:04] Yakobro: use havels ring to not fat dummy
  859. [03:35:15] Yakobro: ROFL
  860. [03:36:04] Yakobro: replace the estus ring you're probably already healing for max
  861. [03:36:13] Yakobro: 81%
  862. [03:36:17] Yakobro: REMOVE UCHI
  863. [03:38:02] Yakobro: brb bathroom, die loads
  864. [03:43:34] Yakobro: oooh boy
  865. [03:43:54] Yakobro: ROFL
  866. [03:44:15] Yakobro: I think there's a whole optional minizone down there
  867. [03:45:28] Yakobro: died to rats
  868. [03:45:30] Yakobro: reported
  869. [03:49:12] Yakobro: SKELETON WARRIORS
  870. [03:50:16] Yakobro: rofl
  871. [03:50:25] Yakobro: this is what you get for listening to robbie
  872. [04:04:32] Yakobro: PUSSY
  873. [04:04:34] Yakobro: REPORTED
  874. [04:09:52] Yakobro: BOY THOSE BRACELETS SURE ARE GLOWY
  875. [04:14:31] Yakobro: SKELETON WARRIORRRS, COME OUT AND PLAAAY
  876. [04:15:50] Yakobro: now go where the fire bitch was
  877. [04:16:59] Yakobro: the fire demon guy down the bridge
  878. [04:17:45] Yakobro: the brdige in the catacombs, you found him while looking for the bonfire
  879. [04:18:20] Yakobro: are you actually disabled
  880. [04:19:07] Yakobro: the bridge that gets cut down, you climbed down it and found one of the guys onionguy fought
  881. [04:21:32] Yakobro: uchi goes to d/c scaling
  882. [04:22:23] Yakobro: weirdly it's better if you use the uchi for a faith/int build, because when you infuse it those scalings can go to A
  883. [04:23:12] Yakobro: sharp it makes it B at +10
  884. [04:28:23] Yakobro: GJ
  885. [04:29:15] Yakobro: coward
  886. [04:29:42] Yakobro: keep going down :p
  887. [04:31:22] Yakobro: wish I could tell you how it upgrades, but the wiki is missing loads still
  888. [04:34:43] Yakobro: you'll want the fire resist for now :)
  889. [04:35:34] Yakobro: you won't use grass crest anyway it isn't 100%
  890. [04:38:36] Yakobro: go back down to demonland
  891. [04:39:49] Yakobro: it is you're just dumb
  892. [04:40:09] Yakobro: 89
  893. [04:40:16] Yakobro: TIME TO 2H
  894. [04:40:55] Yakobro: 2h farrons u pussy
  895. [04:48:13] Yakobro: fuk u use farrons and go to the demon place, stop upgrading plank shield
  896. [04:50:09] Yakobro: fuk u more farrons
  897. [04:50:36] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i need to get some more weight slots so I can have it and uchi equipped
  898. [04:50:40] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i think theyre super good situationally each
  899. [05:51:47] Yakobro: https://twitter.com/dasTurbo/status/720836450850242560
  900. [05:53:10] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): by mentally challenged i assume he refers to the constant self-challenging state of mind trump supporters are in to constantly improve their intelligence, and he is being extremely rude by calling retards monsters
  901. [05:53:33] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): this tweet should be taken down
  902. [05:54:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): man nothing fun trump related has happened in like weeks
  903. [05:54:08] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): whens the next important thing happening god damnit
  904. [05:54:17] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i havent been on a real pol thread since april started
  905. [05:56:28] Yakobro: yes it has
  906. [05:56:34] Yakobro: https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/4ep8wf/rthe_donald_makes_a_post_illustrating_sweden_as_a/
  907. [05:57:34] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): im not clicking all those pictures and shit
  908. [05:57:37] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): if it was just a read sure
  909. [05:57:42] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): but i dont care THAT much about drama
  910. [05:57:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): if its sweden im just gonna assume its about how their migrants are raping everyone or smoething
  911. [05:58:01] Yakobro: JUST READ IT THEN
  912. [05:58:09] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ill read but not bothering clicking
  913. [05:58:21] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): oh god
  914. [05:58:31] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): theyre doing the thing where theyre referring to subreddits as people
  915. [05:58:35] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): nevermind i cant
  916. [05:58:39] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ill cringe to death
  917. [05:58:45] Yakobro: WHAT ABOUT POL
  918. [05:58:48] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): it reminds me of the gamergate shit from back in the day
  919. [05:59:01] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): what ABOUT pol
  920. [05:59:16] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 4chan is different because nobody takes it seriously when you refer to pol as a person
  921. [05:59:21] Yakobro: https://youtu.be/roS-WdwQ980?t=1480
  922. [05:59:21] Yakobro: lmao
  923. [05:59:39] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): old
  924. [05:59:43] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): im at 27 minutes
  925. [05:59:52] Yakobro: nice stufying
  926. [05:59:55] Yakobro: studying
  927. [05:59:58] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): studying starts tomorrow
  928. [06:00:03] Yakobro: always tomorrow
  929. [06:00:17] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): yeah but i actually end up getting it done eventually
  930. [06:00:21] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and tomorow i have incentive
  931. [06:00:30] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i get to go to kfc before going to library
  932. [06:07:54] Yakobro: https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4etmql/main_client_update_15042016/d237mm7
  933. [06:09:31] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): tfw just realized dan hasnt played ds3
  934. [06:09:35] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): he has a kid
  935. [06:09:37] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): theres 0 doubt left
  936. [06:09:41] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): no other explanation
  937. [06:10:05] Yakobro: or he remembered playing ds2
  938. [06:10:19] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): know whats not DS2?
  939. [06:10:28] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): DS3
  940. [06:10:32] Yakobro: eeeeh
  941. [06:10:34] Yakobro: I duno
  942. [06:10:42] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): youve been watching people play it
  943. [06:10:44] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): you should know MORE
  944. [06:16:37] Yakobro: I know some of the stuff you have to find :)
  945. [06:16:44] Yakobro: and thats without their descriptions
  946. [06:16:59] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): yeah i kinda figured that when you watched like most of the game or something
  947. [06:17:15] Yakobro: man I want you to find aldrich lol
  948. [06:17:22] Yakobro: and the optional + end bosses
  949. [06:17:41] Yakobro: well one of the optional in particular
  950. [06:19:00] Yakobro: also one of the bosses in boreal valley :^)
  951. [06:40:28] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): huh, wow
  952. [06:40:39] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): watched lirk's abyss watcher fight thing and he says thats the 1/3rd point
  953. [06:40:42] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): im surprised thats already 1/3rd
  954. [06:40:58] Yakobro: eeeeeh
  955. [06:41:20] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): do they kinda just say its 1/3rd but its actually not that close cause of optionals and stuff or what
  956. [06:44:00] Yakobro: you'll be watching a while
  957. [06:44:07] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): good
  958. [06:45:29] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): other friend says im about 1/5th through the game, does that seem about right or something
  959. [06:45:38] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): then again i think hes doing it based on boss count amount
  960. [06:45:53] Yakobro: I have no clue
  961. [06:45:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): lol
  962. [06:46:10] Yakobro: there's optional areas and people didn't explore that much
  963. [06:46:31] Yakobro: lirik only found the hard boss because chat told him how to get there
  964. [06:46:39] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): lol
  965. [06:47:48] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): gimme a total boss count
  966. [06:47:53] Yakobro: I DUNNO
  967. [06:47:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i think im interested in knowing that so I can know if I've beaten every boss
  968. [06:48:00] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WHAT IT CANT BE THAT HARD TO LOOK UP
  969. [06:48:14] Yakobro: YOU LOOK IT UP THEN
  970. [06:48:15] Yakobro: :p
  971. [06:48:21] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WHY DONT YOU WANT TO
  972. [06:48:28] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): oh god hes burning embers
  973. [06:48:32] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): he has so much hp
  974. [06:48:42] Yakobro: 19
  975. [06:48:52] Yakobro: you've done 5
  976. [06:48:59] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): so about a quarter then, cool
  977. [06:49:07] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): about the same as every souls game then
  978. [06:51:41] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): actually wow I just realized how many more bosses ds2 had than any other souls game
  979. [06:51:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ds1 vanilla had 22 bosses, ds3 has 19, bloodborne had 18, and ds3 has like over 30
  980. [06:51:58] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): excluding dlc
  981. [06:52:05] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): uhh
  982. [06:52:08] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ds2 has like over 30*
  983. [06:55:18] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): "what gives you the right to dodge"
  984. [06:57:51] Yakobro: https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4eswhh/good_old_times/d23afy7?context=10000
  985. [06:58:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): lmao, i just skip ahead and liriks death count over doubles from when he started
  986. [07:00:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): lmao, he got him 1 hit from death and got greedy
  987. [07:01:40] Yakobro: http://i.imgur.com/9xmpqmd.png
  988. [07:02:42] Yakobro: http://i.imgur.com/4jQP0wG.png
  989. [07:02:44] Yakobro: hahahahaha
  990. [07:04:53] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): holy fuck this lirik greed is on another level
  991. [07:05:01] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): he just keeps trying to hit him 5 times in a row
  992. [07:05:22] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): even though 1/3 times or some number like that he has a counter after the 2nd hit
  993. [07:07:05] Yakobro: http://i.imgur.com/unvFvPB.png
  994. [07:07:08] Yakobro: seems right
  995. [07:23:04] Yakobro: https://youtu.be/NgZgfVgATH8?t=1126
  996. [07:23:05] Yakobro: haha
  997. [08:05:43] Yakobro: uuh
  998. [08:05:59] Yakobro: if you hold down on the dpad it goes straight to dpad no matter how many items you have
  999. [15:30:40] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): OKAY
  1000. [15:30:41] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): nats is fine
  1001. [15:30:47] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): my fear was once again proven unjustified
  1002. [15:30:51] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i got 76
  1003. [15:31:02] Yakobro: WOW
  1004. [15:31:03] Yakobro: SEPUKKU
  1005. [15:31:12] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): STILL MAD THAT I COULDNT GET OVER 90 BECAUSE OF THE DOUBLE TEST DELAY
  1006. [15:31:19] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): but i got way higher than i was afraid of
  1007. [15:31:23] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and got the A
  1008. [15:32:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): now as long as I did fine in chem too, i should be safe
  1009. [15:33:58] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): just gotta work my ass off for bio and I can get around a 3.9
  1010. [15:43:20] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): man i wish i had that mark update BEFORE chem and econ so I didnt have my motivation sapped out before even doing them
  1011. [15:43:39] Yakobro: gj
  1012. [15:43:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i hope I got the A in chem god damnit
  1013. [15:43:56] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): that one question i messed up scares me
  1014. [15:44:40] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): whatever even if I get a B+ in chem as long as I get the expected marks in everything else I still get a 3.85
  1015. [15:44:48] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): which is probably about the minimum I can be okay with
  1016. [16:02:18] Yakobro: go nuke your schools
  1017. [16:02:21] Yakobro: so you can strim ds3
  1018. [16:02:28] Yakobro: and get to the bosses I want you to see
  1019. [16:20:44] Yakobro: playing ck2, been stuck playing from 0-18 on my heir, now he's a strong, genius, diligent, ambitious one though
  1020. [16:25:11] Yakobro: HAHA AND GET BRILLIANT STRATEGIST
  1021. [16:25:21] Yakobro: and just
  1022. [16:25:24] Yakobro: wtf is this guy
  1023. [16:25:42] Yakobro: and inspiring leader combat modifier
  1024. [16:26:25] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and then he gets damaged in battle and suffers the worst possible physical and mental dehibilitations
  1025. [16:26:49] Yakobro: he just turned 16 and almost all his stats are over 15, with his marshal at 26
  1026. [16:27:11] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): nothing curbs an ego better than permanent disability
  1027. [16:27:14] Yakobro: I think I named him right
  1028. [16:27:46] Yakobro: http://i.imgur.com/AmrXoMN.png
  1029. [16:28:27] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Manual itemLab 5 Pre-Lab Assignment (/7) 7.00
  1030. Manual itemLab 5 In-Lab Performance (/9) 8.00
  1031. Manual itemTotal Lab 5 (/100) See page 89 of the Lab Manual for Distribution and Weighting Information 81.10
  1032. [16:28:29] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): GJ MY SCHOOL
  1033. [16:28:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 7/7+8/9=81.1%
  1034. [16:28:58] Yakobro: weighted scre
  1035. [16:29:00] Yakobro: score
  1036. [16:29:03] Yakobro: I can read
  1037. [16:29:12] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): no, total lab 5/100 mark is 81.1
  1038. [16:29:28] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Total Lab 5 (/100) See page 89 of the Lab Manual for Distribution and Weighting Information
  1039. [16:29:31] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 81.10
  1040. [16:29:38] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): from two assignments in which i got 7/7 and 8/9 in
  1041. [16:29:47] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 8/9 IS ALREADY higher than 81%
  1042. [16:29:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): now i have to go bitch at them so I can get my mark fixed or something
  1043. [16:32:30] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): yeah i see what went wrong
  1044. [16:32:33] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): was supposed to be 91%
  1045. [16:32:40] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): actual weighted grade was 91.111111
  1046. [16:36:53] Yakobro: ... and he just got brave
  1047. [16:36:58] Yakobro: gamagori op
  1048. [17:09:00] Yakobro: http://i.imgur.com/cFgVTWz.gifv
  1049. [17:09:02] Yakobro: wait
  1050. [17:09:03] Yakobro: no
  1051. [17:09:04] Yakobro: dont
  1052. [17:09:05] Yakobro: fuck
  1053. [17:09:06] Yakobro: spoilers
  1054. [17:09:08] Yakobro: forgot
  1055. [18:50:35] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): good news is i wasnt even home
  1056. [18:50:36] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): so i couldnt have clicked that anyways
  1057. [19:05:56] Yakobro: http://i.imgur.com/IxxnD76.png
  1058. [19:05:58] Yakobro: lfg in a nutshell
  1059. [21:24:06] Yakobro: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoBestFriendsPlay/comments/4ewy1t/theres_a_bidding_war_to_see_which_studio_gets_to/d242avj
  1060. [21:24:16] Yakobro: HOLY SHIT I'D GO SEE IT 69 TIMES
  1061. [22:40:01] Yakobro: avoid twitter, liam posted a gif of a boss :p
  1062. [15:11:54] Yakobro: 15:06 - Rune: You was right all along Yak
  1063. 15:06 - Rune: He's retarded
  1064. #
  1065. [16:00:58] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): IF YOU PEOPLE KNOW IM RETARDED ABOUT SPOILERS THEN WHY DO YOU KEEP TRYING TO BORDER THE LINE SO HARD
  1066. [16:01:05] Yakobro: I DONT
  1067. [16:01:12] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YOU DID BEFORE
  1068. [16:01:14] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): NOW YOU DONT
  1069. [16:01:17] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): NOW RUNE DOES
  1070. [16:01:17] Yakobro: YOU BLOCKED ME BECAUSE I DIDN'T SPOIL
  1071. [16:33:29] Yakobro: 16:33 - Rune: daily reminder that chip is a shit
  1072. [16:33:30] Yakobro: lol
  1073. [16:34:09] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): oh yeah and i went yesterday when talking with mehran to go fight the dragon at the 2nd zone with bow and arrows and he ran eventually but gave me a large titanite shard
  1074. [16:34:24] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and i think i figured out where dancer of the frigid valley is, think i need to attack lady to trigger it
  1075. [16:34:35] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): but i dont think i STILL fully explored that zone yet so ill do that first
  1076. [16:34:39] Yakobro: you can do it later without attacking
  1077. [16:34:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): oh, alright
  1078. [16:34:48] Yakobro: also why do you suspect either of those things
  1079. [16:35:12] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): because i went back to go see if she had new dialogue after the dragon thing
  1080. [16:35:15] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and noticed bloodstains
  1081. [16:35:18] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): with people flying
  1082. [16:35:40] Yakobro: lol
  1083. [16:35:49] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): also i realized i never dropped the cinder of the abyss watchers on their throne
  1084. [16:35:51] Yakobro: yeah after you beat 3 lords you go talk to her
  1085. [16:36:07] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): cool, i was gonna check back regularly since she had new dialogue this time too
  1086. [16:36:30] Yakobro: everyone attacked her and did her early and got fucked for hours lol
  1087. [16:36:36] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): lol
  1088. [16:37:08] Yakobro: and then also got destroyed in the areas after as they're "meant" to be after 3 other lords
  1089. [16:37:32] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): wait, killing her opens up new areas?
  1090. [16:37:38] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): damnit i dont actually know if i wanted to know that
  1091. [16:38:24] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): whatever for now i gotta focus on bio
  1092. [16:38:31] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): gotta study all out tonight and tomorrow
  1093. [16:38:36] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): if i can somehow get the miracle 96 i get the A+
  1094. [16:38:40] Yakobro: uhuh
  1095. [16:38:42] Yakobro: suure
  1096. [16:38:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i said I gotta not that itll end up happening
  1097. [16:38:56] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i have negative motivation right now
  1098. [16:39:17] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): the borrowing loan companies wont let me borrow anymore so now im sneaking in at night and stealing from their reserves and leaving an IOU
  1099. [17:11:30] Yakobro: heavy rain strim today
  1100. [17:40:18] Yakobro: 17:31 - Rune: I can watch Chip on twitch
  1101. 17:31 - Rune: Kappa
  1102. 17:32 - Rune: What do you think he'll do if I spoil him in twitch chat
  1103. 17:32 - Rune: because he's being autistic
  1104. 17:39 - Yakobro: he doesn't read it and he's too busy to stream atm
  1105. 17:40 - Rune: confirmed autism
  1106. [17:41:27] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): in a world where i have to tell people "why cant you be more like Robbie" there's something wrong
  1107. [17:41:33] Yakobro: lol
  1108. [17:41:56] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): when I gave my theory on the frigid dancer to Robbie he not only said he probably shouldnt say anything but said he thinks if I knew how, I'd want to not know
  1109. [17:42:14] Yakobro: 17:42 - Rune: I NEVER EVEN SPOILED ANYTHING
  1110. 17:42 - Rune: IF HE ACTUALLY PAYS ATTENTION
  1111. 17:42 - Rune: HE'D KNOW LOTHRIC IS A BOSS
  1112. 17:42 - Rune: IT LITERALLY TELLS YOU THROUGH THE ENTIRE GAME
  1113. [17:42:53] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THEN I EITHER WASNT PAYING ATTENTION OR FORGOT, EITHER WAY I KNOW FOR SURE NOW SO TOO BAD
  1114. [17:43:15] Yakobro: one of the throne is literally lothric
  1115. [17:43:17] Yakobro: https://twitter.com/MattMcMuscles/status/721373345892200449
  1116. [17:43:26] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): the land is also just called Lothric
  1117. [17:43:32] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and I didnt remember the throne is named Lothric
  1118. [17:43:36] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): so i wouldve been surprised either way
  1119. [17:43:44] Yakobro: you'll forget again then
  1120. [17:44:05] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): not now that ive been spoiled
  1121. [17:44:13] Yakobro: sure
  1122. [17:44:21] Yakobro: what are the others then
  1123. [17:44:36] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I DONT REMEMBER, THEY WERENT SPOILED FOR ME
  1124. [17:44:39] Yakobro: LOL
  1125. [17:44:40] Yakobro: HAHAHAHA
  1126. [17:44:40] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i know one of them is like
  1127. [17:44:41] Yakobro: https://twitter.com/tarastrong/status/720339013417046016
  1128. [17:44:42] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): something of the deep
  1129. [17:44:51] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i think one was a giant
  1130. [17:45:35] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i dont get it, did trump do something to his hair
  1131. [17:45:49] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): can tara voice Josukes hair?
  1132. [17:46:08] Yakobro: 13:36 - Yakobro: fuk ur shit space gaems
  1133. 13:37 - Lord Scanthax: chip ur just mad cause jojo a shit
  1134. 13:37 - Yakobro: part 3+ is shit
  1135. 13:37 - Yakobro: tell real chip that
  1136. 13:38 - Lord Scanthax: hes ignoring me cause i called jojo shittier than naruto
  1137. 13:38 - Yakobro: it is
  1138. 13:39 - Lord Scanthax: >claims he isnt a weaboo
  1139. 13:39 - Lord Scanthax: >gets absolutely buttmangled when someone shittalks jojo
  1140. 13:39 - Yakobro: nah real weaboos shittalk back and then start nuclear wars over waifu's
  1141. 13:40 - Lord Scanthax: real weaboo roll call
  1142. 13:43 - Yakobro: goriq
  1143. [17:46:32] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): wait what
  1144. [17:47:32] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): OH, he actually did compare it to naruto, yeah i remember that now, i havent ignored him hes just posted at times where i dont notice shit
  1145. [17:47:35] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): posted? whatever
  1146. [17:47:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and the naruto comparison was when i was arguing jojo isnt anime
  1147. [17:47:51] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): because anime is inherently bad and jojo isnt
  1148. [17:49:17] Yakobro: 17:49 - Rune: WHEN PEOPLE DIE THEY DIE
  1149. [17:49:46] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/001/593/peopledie.jpg
  1150. [17:50:05] Yakobro: also kiznaivers 2
  1151. [17:50:13] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): FUCK
  1152. [17:50:19] Yakobro: I KNEW IT
  1153. [17:50:19] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): gotta study ill watch later
  1154. [18:01:23] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): wait the heavy rain stream is in an HOUR?
  1155. [18:01:31] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): GOD DAMNIT I NEED TO STUDY whatever ill leave it in the background
  1156. [18:04:48] Yakobro: uuuh
  1157. [18:04:54] Yakobro: lol
  1158. [18:22:43] Yakobro: LMAO
  1159. [18:22:44] Yakobro: https://youtu.be/weIslnZcQH4?t=494
  1160. [18:22:51] Yakobro: watch until the pat actual screams lol
  1161. [18:59:24] Yakobro: https://www.twitch.tv/superbestfriendsplay
  1162. [18:59:28] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): old
  1163. [18:59:35] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): that fucking david cage face
  1164. [18:59:36] Yakobro: like your chances of an a+
  1165. [18:59:36] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): with the smoke
  1166. [18:59:42] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THAT DOESNT WORK
  1167. [18:59:47] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE AND IT NEVER DID
  1168. [19:00:24] Yakobro: 7:00 Cheezah95: TED CRUZ IS THE ORIGAHMI KILLAH
  1169. [19:00:58] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): a heavy rain Two Best Friends Play wasnt enough, so they made a full LP
  1170. [19:01:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): the full LP wasnt enough either
  1171. [19:01:05] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): so now theyre streaming it again
  1172. [19:01:09] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): MEANWHILE
  1173. [19:01:11] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): BAYO FUCKING 2
  1174. [19:01:15] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): JUST GOT A 2 HOUR VIDEO
  1175. [19:02:25] Yakobro: ?
  1176. [19:02:37] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): what do you mean ?
  1177. [19:02:41] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i think everything i said made sense
  1178. [19:03:25] Yakobro: WHATEVER THEY DID WITH BAYO 2 YOU WOULD BE MAD UNLESS THEY DID A MAX DIFFICULTY FLAWLESS PLAYTHROUGH BLIND
  1179. [19:03:36] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WHY DIDNT THEY?
  1180. [19:03:41] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): DOESNT NEED FLAWLESS
  1181. [19:03:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): JUST THE OTHER CONDITIONS
  1182. [19:04:04] Yakobro: YOU CANT BE SALTY ABOUT WOOLIE PLAYING HEAVY RAIMN
  1183. [19:04:06] Yakobro: SHUT UP
  1184. [19:04:11] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): IM NOT
  1185. [19:04:14] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THAT WASNT WHAT I WAS DOING
  1186. [19:04:26] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I KNEW AND WAS HYPE ABOUT THIS LP SINCE THEY ANNOUNCED IT LIKE 3 WEEKS AGO ON ZAIBATSUCAST
  1187. [19:04:36] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ITS JUST THAT MY SALT OVER BAYO 2 NEVER ENDED
  1188. [19:04:40] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): AND ITS SEEPING BACK IN AGAIN HERE
  1189. [19:04:51] Yakobro: NOT AS BAD AS MY SALT OVER KLK24
  1190. [19:05:05] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): AND SOMEHOW MINE IS STILL MORE JUSTIFIED DESPITE BEING BARELY SERIOUS
  1191. [19:05:59] Yakobro: 19:06 - goriq: I was also going to say >implying part 3+ is bad, but part 4 definitely isn't as good as the ones before it
  1192. [19:06:00] Yakobro: HAAAAA
  1193. [19:06:18] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i already talked with Goriq about this, its a matter of his personal taste
  1194. [19:06:39] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): like, one thing is him not liking it all being in the city instead of across the world adventure shit
  1195. [19:06:49] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): but I prefer that a lot, its basically persona 4
  1196. [19:06:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i mean in fairness
  1197. [19:07:04] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Persona 4 was based off Jojo Part 4 anyways
  1198. [19:07:06] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): so whatever
  1199. [19:10:11] Yakobro: their other titles you might like are a bit on point
  1200. [19:10:34] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i dont know what that means or even what context thats supposed to be
  1201. [19:10:47] Yakobro: bb/until dawn
  1202. [19:10:58] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): oh
  1203. [19:11:42] Yakobro: PERFECT
  1204. [19:11:56] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): befitting of the crown jewel of the sadness trilogy
  1205. [19:12:50] Yakobro: lmao
  1206. [19:13:30] Yakobro: flickering is a failure of the game designer
  1207. [19:17:14] Yakobro: JASON
  1208. [19:17:42] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): as soon as the mention of dark souls 3 came i muted
  1209. [19:17:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): is anything bad being said
  1210. [19:18:23] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): gonna assume its fine now
  1211. [19:22:55] Yakobro: LOL
  1212. [19:22:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): hah, losers, i have a five oclock shadow for two days after every shave and I can keep it permanently if I shave daily
  1213. [19:22:58] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): also oh god
  1214. [19:23:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): BANNED
  1215. [19:24:21] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): what the fuck is pat
  1216. [19:28:22] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): HES DRINKING FROM THE EHI
  1217. [19:28:26] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WHAT THE FUCK
  1218. [19:28:37] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WHERES CHILD SUPPORT
  1219. [19:28:39] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): TAKE THE KIDS AWAY
  1220. [19:29:51] Yakobro: the shaun one is the best
  1221. [19:30:18] Yakobro: he's just screaming shaun all through the last scenes
  1222. [19:30:27] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): yeah you linked it to me a while back
  1223. [19:31:13] Yakobro: LOL
  1224. [19:34:09] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): KILL THE CHILD
  1225. [19:34:17] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THE ORIGAMI KILLER CANT KILL YOUR KID IF HE'S ALREADY DEAD
  1226. [19:34:34] Yakobro: not with that attitude
  1227. [19:36:46] Yakobro: lol
  1228. [19:36:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): lmao
  1229. [19:37:20] Yakobro: rain is unbreakable
  1230. [19:37:34] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): something just occurred to me
  1231. [19:37:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): actually nevermind itd be a spoiler for josukes stand
  1232. [19:38:11] Yakobro: no friction
  1233. [19:41:55] Yakobro: WHY IS THERE THIS NAMY PEOPLE
  1234. [19:42:46] Yakobro: LOL
  1235. [19:58:32] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): "What's 3+3, Shaun"
  1236. [19:58:39] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): "The amount of my brothers you killed"
  1237. [19:59:54] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): "dad why did the pill say "cyanide" on it"
  1238. [20:11:58] Yakobro: lol
  1239. [20:30:38] Yakobro: FUCK
  1240. [20:36:47] Yakobro: https://twitter.com/Mekasoundwave/status/721420594433142785
  1241. [20:36:52] Yakobro: U N F O L L O W E D
  1242. [20:55:10] Yakobro: "I hate it when kids hold something up and run around happy makes me want to punch them in the face"
  1243. [21:25:51] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): LMAO
  1244. [21:35:22] Yakobro: "woolie quick go naked your boobies"
  1245. [21:35:41] Yakobro: https://twitter.com/PeachSaliva/status/721437009760223232
  1246. [21:35:46] Yakobro: she's commenting on everything pat is
  1247. [21:39:53] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): .....
  1248. [21:40:03] Yakobro: lmfao
  1249. [21:40:06] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): DID THEY REALLY NEED TO MAKE THAT WORSE THAN IT ALREADY WAS
  1250. [21:40:11] Yakobro: YES
  1251. [21:40:17] Yakobro: HOW IS THAT EVER A QUESTION
  1252. [21:40:18] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): GOD DAMNIT
  1253. [21:40:43] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): BANNED
  1254. [21:40:51] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): B A N N E D
  1255. [21:41:11] Yakobro: lmao
  1256. [21:41:13] Yakobro: chat
  1257. [22:11:40] Yakobro: LMAO
  1258. [22:11:43] Yakobro: WOOLIE
  1259. [22:12:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): "oh thats the trigger"
  1260. [22:12:18] Yakobro: this is the best
  1261. [22:12:27] Yakobro: no mr snip snip here
  1262. [22:13:13] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Woolie the race traitor strikes agian
  1263. [22:13:32] Yakobro: he went for the son with the white shirt on, coincidence?
  1264. [22:14:36] Yakobro: LOL
  1265. [22:15:20] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i wonder how paige feels about pat talking about trash compacting babies
  1266. [22:16:01] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): fucking liam
  1267. [22:16:07] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): "Ahh bummer someone cut her wrists"
  1268. [22:16:09] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): SOMEONE
  1269. [22:16:22] Yakobro: can we call them?
  1270. [22:16:43] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 5:17 wolfman_256: WOOLIES FETISH IS SHOOTING PEOPLE ACCIDENTALLY
  1271. [22:16:54] Yakobro: "accidentally"
  1272. [22:19:38] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): what the fuck is actually happening
  1273. [22:19:46] Yakobro: BANNED
  1274. [22:19:54] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I DONT KNOW HOW THEYRE EVEN STILL LIVE
  1275. [22:20:01] Yakobro: he's changing a baby what are you on about
  1276. [22:20:16] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): IM PRETTY SURE THE ONLY REASON THEYRE STILL ON TWITCH IS SO THEY DONT GET SUSPICIOUS WHILE THE POLICE ARE COMING AFTER THEM
  1277. [22:20:31] Yakobro: nudity in games is fine so long as it isn't the focal point of the game, luckily no-one told twitch that's why this game exists
  1278. [22:21:36] Yakobro: 10:21 h3roic_toaster: !r1
  1279. 10:21 Ragebot_Will_Fight_You [Slowly pulls out a gun] Time to murder...
  1280. [22:21:58] Yakobro: LOL
  1281. [22:22:13] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 5:22 TreesDontSqueak: Glass the baby
  1282. [22:28:01] Yakobro: 10:27 Fat6amer : !askrage Are you the Origami Killer?
  1283. 10:27 Ragebot_Will_Fight_You RAGEbot says... not unless you TRAIN HARDER.
  1284. [00:20:07] Yakobro: http://media-hearth.cursecdn.com/avatars/286/430/635962332348647984.png
  1285. [00:20:08] Yakobro: oh god
  1286. [00:22:18] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): old as fuck
  1287. [00:22:31] Yakobro: WHY DO YOU EVEN KNOW YOU SHOULD BE STUDYING
  1288. [00:22:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): MY MOM LOST MY T4 SO IM BUSY TRYING TO DO TAX SHIT RIGHT NPW
  1289. [00:22:51] Yakobro: YOU DESERVE THE B
  1290. [00:55:37] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): wait is the stream just over
  1291. [00:55:39] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): huh
  1292. [00:55:48] Yakobro: IT ENDED AGES AGO
  1293. [00:56:04] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I THOUGHT IT WAS ON BREAK
  1294. [00:56:10] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): A REALLY LONG BREAK
  1295. [01:25:16] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 8:25 PM - 创口贴: Eyyy
  1296. [01:25:17] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): SEE
  1297. [01:25:19] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THATS HOW YOU DO IT
  1298. [01:25:39] Yakobro: ?
  1299. [01:25:49] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): STACK Y'S, NOT E'S
  1300. [15:40:38] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 1 more day
  1301. [15:40:43] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): last night was interesting
  1302. [15:41:22] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i realized the teacher snuck in a file in the middle of others called Learning Objectives that was basically just the "what to know for the exam" sheet and started panicking at how much else there was
  1303. [15:41:34] Yakobro: ...
  1304. [15:41:37] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and super saiyan'd my way through 3 chapters to the point where I think I have perfect knowledge of them
  1305. [15:41:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i just relooked at everything and dont even need to try and remember the answers
  1306. [15:42:17] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): still got like 6 to go but that was in 3 hours
  1307. [15:51:59] Yakobro: http://i.imgur.com/G8EcXpJ.jpg
  1308. [16:57:09] Yakobro: ds3 wen
  1309. [16:58:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): tomorrow after my exam is over
  1310. [16:58:09] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): sometmie then
  1311. [16:58:13] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): today i go all out studying
  1312. [16:58:31] Yakobro: tfw can't run it so can't do dumb int/dex builds
  1313. [16:58:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): go work at DQ full time for 1 month
  1314. [16:58:59] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and then buy one
  1315. [16:59:22] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 40 hours a week for a month will get you any decent computer
  1316. [16:59:39] Yakobro: might be a bit hard, DQ doesn't exist here
  1317. [16:59:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): find something else then
  1318. [16:59:59] Yakobro: mmm
  1319. [17:00:01] Yakobro: I dunno
  1320. [17:00:09] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THEN NO DS3 FOR YOU
  1321. [17:00:36] Yakobro: ds3 a shit
  1322. [18:25:16] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 1:25 SaY10iC: FeelsGoodMan Good job FeelsGoodMan Girlfriend FeelsGoodMan Bright Future FeelsGoodMan Many Friends FeelsGoodMan Large Penis FeelsGoodMan Must be someone else FeelsBadMan
  1323. [19:30:27] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): yak
  1324. [19:30:29] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): it just hit me
  1325. [19:30:31] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): tomorrow im free
  1326. [19:30:33] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): kinda
  1327. [19:30:34] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ish
  1328. [19:30:40] Yakobro: so not
  1329. [19:30:42] Yakobro: ever
  1330. [19:30:44] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): MORE FREE THAN IVE BEEN IN 8 MONTHS
  1331. [19:31:33] Yakobro: TOO BAD YOU'LL NEVER REACH THE STUFF I WANT YOU TO
  1332. [19:31:36] Yakobro: BECAUSE YOU'RE BAD
  1333. [19:31:51] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): never reach because its hard to find or because you dont believe im good enough to get that far
  1334. [19:31:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): because i'll only reasonably buy one of those
  1335. [19:32:17] Yakobro: I'll tell you how to get to the hard to find one I know, so take a guess
  1336. [19:32:53] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): im like 95% sure whatever ds3 has in store wont be as hard as orphan of kos
  1337. [19:33:00] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): id be impressed with even ludwig levels
  1338. [19:33:16] Yakobro: tfw lorik had more problems with ludwig than kos
  1339. [19:33:19] Yakobro: some say kosom
  1340. [19:33:39] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Yeah Lirik figured out the trick faster than me because I was retarded and ESL about the water
  1341. [19:33:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I was terrified of going into the water and dropping off the edge
  1342. [19:33:53] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): because of the ds1 hydra fucking me up permanently with all the times that happened to me
  1343. [19:34:11] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): after i manned up and just ran out to see how far the water goes
  1344. [19:34:15] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i beat him in like 2 attempts
  1345. [19:34:20] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): because the lightning wasnt UNAVOIDABLE anymore
  1346. [19:34:34] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): the lightning one shot me which made shit hard for obvious reasons
  1347. [19:35:01] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): plus it gives you way more space to fight him
  1348. [19:35:26] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): orphan was one of my favorite bosses just because figuring out how to get around his shit in each phase was among the hardest to figure out for me of any souls boss
  1349. [19:35:36] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): its weird to describe but it was made so fucking smart
  1350. [19:36:46] Yakobro: tfw some later bosses have super cool moves that are also lore-y in some ways but if you build right you just smash them
  1351. [19:36:52] Yakobro: rune beat them with a spear +6
  1352. [19:36:58] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): god damnit
  1353. [19:37:11] Yakobro: saw one guy finish the game with a raw longsword
  1354. [19:37:43] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): guess I'll have to do that broken longsword run after all
  1355. [19:37:49] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): broken longsword +10
  1356. [19:38:21] Yakobro: I mean you'll see their moves, just don't go *redacted* greatsword +10 and 40 str and blast them
  1357. [19:38:53] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ill probably stop upgrading dex at like 30 then and start dumping into endurance
  1358. [19:39:04] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): wont level health any further either, think it was unnecessary with the shield build after all
  1359. [19:39:17] Yakobro: after about 5 tries lirik worked the last bos out and smashed it in like 4-5 hits
  1360. [19:39:22] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i kinda lost faith in shield build since it wasnt proving useful yet until I actually started using it
  1361. [19:39:44] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i know we get a stat reset item eventually, when do we get that again
  1362. [19:39:48] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i put in 2 more str than I need for the weapon
  1363. [19:40:57] Yakobro: there's a balance patch tomorrow I think that has just "・ General balance adjustments and bug fixes" listed so I dunno
  1364. [19:41:15] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i hope they buff everything
  1365. [19:41:20] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): even the bosses i already beat
  1366. [19:42:00] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): once school ends I won't be pressed for time which means I want to fight shit that just kicks my ass for hours
  1367. [19:43:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): For some reason I want to do a "Pat" build next, where I just do magic shit only and play through the game like a massive coward who fucks everything up
  1368. [19:43:19] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): itll be great
  1369. [19:43:34] Yakobro: do a rune run and summon for bosses
  1370. [19:43:43] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I didnt mean THAT much of a coward
  1371. [19:44:38] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): robbie keeps summoning for certain bosses to get emotes
  1372. [19:44:46] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): why did they make that a thing
  1373. [19:44:49] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): like npc summons
  1374. [19:46:45] Yakobro: oh no emotes
  1375. [19:46:50] Yakobro: so useful when you don't summon
  1376. [19:47:37] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): naha robbie's just kinda like that
  1377. [19:47:46] Yakobro: you mean a shit
  1378. [19:47:46] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): if he knows he can unlock something he just does it
  1379. [19:48:11] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and keep in mind he's got self confidence flowing out of him even though we insult him all the time, he knows if he did the boss solo enough that he'd eventually beat it so he doesnt really care
  1380. [19:48:20] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): he doesnt care too much about the first time rule
  1381. [19:48:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): doesnt mean me and mehran wont flame the everloving shit out of him though
  1382. [19:49:18] Yakobro: know who else is a shit
  1383. [19:49:19] Yakobro: rune
  1384. [19:49:33] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): boy do i
  1385. [19:49:36] Yakobro: 19:45 - Rune: I only summoned for Abyss Watchers
  1386. 19:44 - Yakobro: coward
  1387. 19:45 - Rune: Because my wep cant stagger for shit
  1388. 19:45 - Rune: Or couldnt
  1389. 19:45 - Yakobro: why do you need to stagger
  1390. 19:45 - Yakobro: get good
  1391. 19:45 - Rune: Because of lingering fire?
  1392. 19:45 - Rune: that dealt like
  1393. 19:45 - Rune: 1/3 of my hp
  1394. 19:45 - Yakobro: roll into him
  1395. 19:45 - Yakobro: chip did it
  1396. 19:45 - Rune: and get hit...
  1397. 19:45 - Yakobro: roll through attacks... his fire isn't next to him it's around him, near him is safe
  1398. 19:46 - Rune: Dont matter
  1399. 19:46 - Rune: got frustrated enough on it
  1400. [19:50:33] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): actually roll into might not be the most consistent way, it MIGHT be since I think I messed up on the ones I did but I thought there was one specific attack that still gets you if you roll through him, I know it does if you roll to his left side but I didnt try right
  1401. [19:50:46] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): the strategy that won without me taking damage was just staying close enough for him to start a combo and immediately backing off
  1402. [19:50:59] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): but keeping close enough range for him to continue the combo and then hit him after it was finished
  1403. [19:50:59] Yakobro: cowards
  1404. [19:51:02] Yakobro: never back down
  1405. [19:51:21] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THAT WASNT COWARDICE, THAT WAS RESPECT
  1406. [19:51:25] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): EVERYTHING AROUND HIM WAS HIS ZONE
  1407. [19:51:47] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): when i fight him again later ill see if the rolling to the right strat works or if he has a counter to it
  1408. [19:51:56] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): right past him* that is
  1409. [19:52:12] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): that fight was still so good god damn
  1410. [19:55:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): lirik streaming HS
  1411. [19:56:04] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): getting in his august season 2015 rank
  1412. [19:56:06] Yakobro: meme sunday
  1413. [19:56:54] Yakobro: 19:57 - vetalyee: M E M E G A M E S U N D A Y
  1414. [19:57:19] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): open 5000 packs or riot
  1415. [19:57:29] Yakobro: > hearthlands
  1416. [19:58:02] Yakobro: rofl
  1417. [19:58:24] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): LMAO
  1418. [19:58:30] Yakobro: LOL
  1419. [19:58:33] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): holy fuck that deck is so bad
  1420. [19:58:42] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ALARM-O-BOT
  1421. [19:58:43] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ARENA VALUE
  1422. [19:59:30] Yakobro: no golden legendary
  1423. [19:59:35] Yakobro: LOL
  1424. [19:59:38] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): no GOLD for that matter
  1425. [20:00:13] Yakobro: hahaha
  1426. [20:14:43] Yakobro: https://twitter.com/hansibit/status/721772575009976320
  1427. [20:14:45] Yakobro: lmao
  1428. [20:21:27] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): man i fucking blazed through the rest of the bio stuff, i dont even know how i think
  1429. [20:21:33] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i only have 2 chapters left
  1430. [20:41:48] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YAK
  1431. [20:41:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): KIZNAIVERS FINALLY DID IT
  1432. [20:41:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THEY FINALLY MADE THE CHARACTER TYPE IVE BEEN WAITING FOR
  1433. [20:50:00] Yakobro: old
  1434. [23:11:39] Yakobro: https://twitter.com/hansibit/status/721772575009976320
  1435. [23:11:40] Yakobro: lol
  1436. [23:36:32] Yakobro: https://youtu.be/RJn-1Po3-vk?t=802
  1437. [23:46:41] Yakobro: https://youtu.be/RJn-1Po3-vk?t=1383
  1438. [23:46:42] Yakobro: rofl
  1439. [23:49:47] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): OKAY IM SAFE
  1440. [23:49:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): holy fuck i was panicking
  1441. [23:49:56] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i got modr marks back
  1442. [23:50:00] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 88.75%
  1443. [23:50:07] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): just fucking under the A+
  1444. [23:50:11] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): out of terror had to email prof
  1445. [23:50:19] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Hi Majid.
  1446.  
  1447.  
  1448.  
  1449. You will indeed be getting an A+. You got the highest mark with no one close to you and, in my opinion, are close enough for the A+. These grades are unofficial, of course, but I will be submitted an A+, so congratulations! It’s rare for this course.
  1450.  
  1451.  
  1452.  
  1453. The final assignments do not get returned. The dept. keeps them.
  1454.  
  1455.  
  1456.  
  1457. And of course you can use me as a reference. I will recommend you in the strongest terms.
  1458.  
  1459.  
  1460.  
  1461. best wishes,
  1462. [23:50:37] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): im still like half having a heart attack
  1463. [23:50:38] Yakobro: man
  1464. [23:50:57] Yakobro: I'd put your marks literally 1 under and do this just to fuck with you if I were your prof
  1465. [23:51:14] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THATS LITERALLY ME, MYLES AND MEHRANS LIFE STORY
  1466. [23:51:23] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): JUST UNDER BUT NOT QUITE THERE: THE EXISTENCE
  1467. [23:53:18] Yakobro: how's the 81%
  1468. [23:53:25] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): in what
  1469. [23:53:41] Yakobro: the other one I dunno you just spew marks at me
  1470. [23:53:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i never got an 81
  1471. [23:55:15] Yakobro: [16:28:27] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Manual itemLab 5 Pre-Lab Assignment (/7) 7.00
  1472. Manual itemLab 5 In-Lab Performance (/9) 8.00
  1473. Manual itemTotal Lab 5 (/100) See page 89 of the Lab Manual for Distribution and Weighting Information 81.10
  1474. [16:28:29] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): GJ MY SCHOOL
  1475. [16:28:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 7/7+8/9=81.1%
  1476. [23:55:28] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): oh, you mean the one I DIDNT get that THEY gave me
  1477. [23:55:35] Yakobro: :^)
  1478. [00:02:47] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): holy fuck i cant believe im safe
  1479. [00:02:48] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): thank christ
  1480. [00:02:53] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i was calculating my gpa with the 3.8 stuck
  1481. [00:03:02] Yakobro: eeeeey
  1482. [00:03:07] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and recalculating what my future required gpa's would be
  1483. [00:03:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i probably shouldnt have worried, historically every philosophy prof ive ever had has been maximum bro-tier
  1484. [00:04:41] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): my two best teachers were both philosophy teachers and even the one from westmount who I DIDNT take I knew because he was sick and would go to other teachers classes and be a cool guy
  1485. [00:06:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): im actually like breathing funny still
  1486. [00:07:51] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): im only 19 and im ALREADY too old for this shit
  1487. [00:07:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i dont think i was ever young enough for it
  1488. [00:08:05] Yakobro: just stop giving a fuck
  1489. [00:08:17] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): we've been through this
  1490. [00:08:22] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): or ive been through this and you ignored me
  1491. [00:08:27] Yakobro: <3
  1492. [00:08:30] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i went through this like 4 years ago i think
  1493. [00:08:47] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and it lasted about 3 minutes for me before i figured it out
  1494. [00:09:22] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): no not 4, 3, dan started streaming 4 ago
  1495. [00:09:23] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): god damnit
  1496. [00:09:28] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): fucking dan and his girlfriend
  1497. [00:09:30] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): HE HASNT PLAYED DS3
  1498. [00:09:33] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): SINCE IT CAME OUT
  1499. [00:09:42] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): HIS STEAM PROFILE EVEN SHOWS HE LOGGED ON AFTER IT CAME OUT AND PLAYED SMITE
  1500. [00:10:11] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i swear to god hes actually just dead
  1501. [00:11:27] Yakobro: fuck I got a shot of his email forever ago you could have sent him ds3 and seen what happens
  1502. [00:11:40] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): im not rich fucker
  1503. [00:11:48] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): besides thats creepy
  1504. [00:11:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): im not sending him an email until i get accepted to med school i think
  1505. [00:12:01] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): because i think hed actually want to know that
  1506. [00:12:02] Yakobro: ...
  1507. [00:12:09] Yakobro: thats so dumn
  1508. [00:12:19] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): for you maybe, we were friends and shit
  1509. [00:12:29] Yakobro: WHY DOES WHEN YOU DO IT MATTER
  1510. [00:12:33] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i know our relationship well enough, he'd probably want to know even a few years down the line
  1511. [00:12:41] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): why does when i do what matter
  1512. [00:12:51] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): oh, when I email him?
  1513. [00:13:34] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): its not about emailing him to get back in contact, i have a general idea of why he did what he did and he probably wont want to get back into contact, but i still think he'd want to know how things turned out for me
  1514. [00:13:44] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): LOOK i know our relationship fuck off
  1515. [00:13:47] Yakobro: femenists
  1516. [00:14:17] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): "Hey Dan, just emailing you to know I've joined the MRA hunting force, I've become a trans-solarsystem"
  1517. [00:14:42] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): "I'd say I hope you're doing well but you're white, male and cis, so you're my first target"
  1518. [00:14:53] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): "No hugs and kisses because those promote rape,
  1519. [00:14:56] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Chip"
  1520. [00:15:49] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): man, the kiznaivers intro is fucking weird but im digging it
  1521. [00:16:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i cant even compare it to either soreiro days or klk's intro because of how different it is
  1522. [12:54:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): im so close yak
  1523. [12:54:05] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i can almost taste it
  1524. [19:15:11] Yakobro: 6 . 8 7
  1525. [22:10:30] Yakobro: LITERALLYNOTHINGLITERALLYNOTHINGLITERALLYNOTHIN
  1526. LITERALLYNOTHINGLITERALLYNOTHINGLITERALLYNOTHIN
  1527. LITERALL HINGLITERALLYNOTHIN OTHIN
  1528. LITERAL GLITERALLYNOTHINGL OTHIN
  1529. LITER ITERALLYNOTHINGLIT OTHIN
  1530. LITERAL ERALLYNOTHINGLITE OTHIN
  1531. LITERALLY ALLYNOTHINGLITERAL OTHIN
  1532. LITERALLYNO LYNOTHINGLITERALLYNOTHIN
  1533. LITERALLYNOT OTHINGLITERALLYNOTHIN
  1534. LITERALLYNOTH HINGLITERALLYNOTHIN
  1535. LITERALLYNOTHIN NGLITERALLYNOTHIN
  1536. LITERALLYNOTHINGL LITERALLYNOTHIN
  1537. LITERALLYNOTHINGLIT RALLYNOTHIN
  1538. LITERALLYNOTHINGLITE LLYNOTHIN
  1539. LITERALLYNOTHINGLITERA LYNOTHIN
  1540. LITERALLYNOTHINGLITERALL OTHIN
  1541. LITE LLYNOTHINGLITERALLYN YNOTHIN
  1542. LITE LYNOTHINGLITERALLYNOT LYNOTHIN
  1543. LITE NOTHINGLITERALLYNOTHI LLYNOTHIN
  1544. LITE THINGLITERALLYNOTHING ERALLYNOTHIN
  1545. LITE INGLITERALLYNOTHINGLITERALLYNOTHIN
  1546. LITERALLYNOTHINGLITERALLYNOTHINGLITERALLYNOTHIN
  1547. LITERALLYNOTHINGLITERALLYNOTHINGLITERALLYNOTHIN
  1548. [22:10:42] Yakobro: close enough
  1549. [22:47:16] Yakobro: https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4fe225/dota_2_update_main_client_april_18_2016/d281am9?context=10000
  1550. [00:08:13] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): FREEDOM
  1551. [00:08:15] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ISH
  1552. [00:08:17] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): KINDA?
  1553. [00:08:19] Yakobro: 12:06 Totalbiscuit: this is really advanced
  1554. [00:08:28] Yakobro: tfw tb shitposting in stream chats
  1555. [00:08:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ONE PIECE STREAM IN LIKE
  1556. [00:08:47] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 5MINS
  1557. [00:08:49] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THEN DARK SOULS
  1558. [00:08:58] Yakobro: IM WATCHING DS3 RIGHT NOW
  1559. [00:09:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WHAT
  1560. [00:09:05] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): FUCK OFF I AINT WAITING
  1561. [00:09:06] Yakobro: WITH TB SHITPOSTING THEM
  1562. [00:09:08] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I JUST FINISHED EVERYTHING
  1563. [00:09:20] Yakobro: WILL TB SHITPOST YOU?
  1564. [00:09:23] Yakobro: I DIDN'T THINK SO
  1565. [00:10:21] Yakobro: Invaded by darkspirit D***pool "We;ve been invaded by darkspirit dead... pool?" - "No it's darkspirit Dickpool"
  1566. [00:12:30] Yakobro: 12:12 Totalbiscuit: NL sub count = hair count
  1567. [00:12:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): thats flame
  1568. [00:12:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): also what was i last on
  1569. [00:12:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): twitch or hitbox
  1570. [00:13:06] Yakobro: who knows
  1571. [00:13:13] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): yoloing hitbox
  1572. [00:13:17] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): http://www.hitbox.tv/WhensJosuke
  1573. [00:13:46] Yakobro: never free
  1574. [00:13:54] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i forgot to download one piece
  1575. [00:13:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WHATEFVE ITS LIKE 2MINS
  1576. [00:13:57] Yakobro: WHY
  1577. [00:14:19] Yakobro: http://i.imgur.com/hQYj2J6.png
  1578. [00:16:07] Yakobro: fuck
  1579. [00:16:17] Yakobro: NICE STRIM LITERALLY JUST A BLACK SCREEN NOW
  1580. [00:16:24] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): DOWNLOAD JUST FINISHED
  1581. [00:16:54] Yakobro: TIME FOR SANJI'S FUNERAL
  1582. [00:17:07] Yakobro: uh
  1583. [00:17:10] Yakobro: what are those lones
  1584. [00:17:12] Yakobro: lines
  1585. [00:17:18] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): lines?
  1586. [00:17:23] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): the fuck
  1587. [00:17:25] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): its not on my end
  1588. [00:17:32] Yakobro: lol
  1589. [00:17:37] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): sec
  1590. [00:17:53] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): was caused by notepad
  1591. [00:17:54] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): weird
  1592. [00:19:21] Yakobro: oh god they don't have sanji for when luffy gets up
  1593. [00:19:51] Yakobro: GL ZORO
  1594. [00:20:34] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): oh shit
  1595. [00:21:33] Yakobro: nice subs
  1596. [00:26:10] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): god damnit
  1597. [00:26:16] Yakobro: YEEEEEEEE
  1598. [00:30:45] Yakobro: I love how luffy knows literally nothing about anyone
  1599. [00:31:29] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): now the question is
  1600. [00:31:40] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): did ivankov ever turn sabo into a girl
  1601. [00:31:51] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): uhh
  1602. [00:31:53] Yakobro: I think the question is why isn't he still one now
  1603. [00:32:10] Yakobro: lol
  1604. [00:32:41] Yakobro: so, if sabo was training vs kuma as a kid isn't he basicall yjust invincible now or something
  1605. [00:32:51] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i mean hes losing
  1606. [00:35:20] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i dont know that they needed to establish that Sabo was a badass
  1607. [00:37:01] Yakobro: YOUR TRAINING SUCKS BALLS LUFFY
  1608. [00:37:12] Yakobro: ACE TRAINED FOR 5 AND BROKE FORTRESSES
  1609. [00:37:40] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): damnit im not even half done my pizza
  1610. [00:37:45] Yakobro: WOW
  1611. [00:38:09] Yakobro: BRB LIKE I NEED TO WATCH YOU SCUM
  1612. [00:41:01] Yakobro: BACK SHITLORD
  1613. [00:41:03] Yakobro: NICE BLACK SCREEN
  1614. [00:41:47] Yakobro: LOL
  1615. [00:42:12] Yakobro: parry out of roll?
  1616. [00:42:48] Yakobro: get 3 havels rings
  1617. [00:44:08] Yakobro: YOU SHOWED HIM IT LAST TIME YOU STREAMED
  1618. [00:45:16] Yakobro: go to the bonfire after the demon guy and finish that area
  1619. [00:45:47] Yakobro: u suck
  1620. [00:49:40] Yakobro: woooaah
  1621. [00:49:53] Yakobro: when it tabbed you out it spun the camera at like 300rpm
  1622. [00:51:58] Yakobro: lol
  1623. [00:52:07] Yakobro: YAY ROOFTOPS
  1624. [00:52:13] Yakobro: WE ANOR LONDO NOW
  1625. [00:57:56] Yakobro: pretty sure hidden wa;;s are attack in this
  1626. [01:04:37] Yakobro: no balls
  1627. [01:09:50] Yakobro: more like no balls descision
  1628. [01:10:54] Yakobro: lol
  1629. [01:14:11] Yakobro: I love how you check everywhere for secret walls other than the "try rolling" message
  1630. [01:15:25] Yakobro: LOL
  1631. [01:23:05] Yakobro: bloodborne?
  1632. [01:23:36] Yakobro: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE BLOODBORNE SHOT
  1633. [01:24:08] Yakobro: going into one of the new areas
  1634. [01:25:29] Yakobro: :D
  1635. [01:25:38] Yakobro: enjoy
  1636. [01:25:43] Yakobro: you want to go left btw
  1637. [01:26:59] Yakobro: LOL
  1638. [01:27:04] Yakobro: get past him for now
  1639. [01:28:48] Yakobro: dont try to fight him lol, just get past
  1640. [01:29:25] Yakobro: wp
  1641. [01:29:45] Yakobro: lmao
  1642. [01:30:40] Yakobro: I THINK WE GET RUNNING DOESN'T HELP
  1643. [01:32:26] Yakobro: got one hit in, doesn't seem that bad
  1644. [01:32:45] Yakobro: IT'S ALWAYS BETTER, ARTORIAS SWORD FOREVER
  1645. [01:35:17] Yakobro: not that bad :^)
  1646. [01:45:19] Yakobro: and shake it all aboyut
  1647. [01:47:48] Yakobro: lmao
  1648. [01:49:14] Yakobro: BabyRage
  1649. [01:50:16] Yakobro: > Well Played
  1650. [01:50:50] Yakobro: use it to kill the worm
  1651. [01:50:53] Yakobro: go behind the worm
  1652. [01:51:20] Yakobro: it does dmg to it
  1653. [01:54:02] Yakobro: lol
  1654. [01:56:28] Yakobro: WOW
  1655. [02:01:27] Yakobro: HE'S OPEN FOR SO LONG DOING THE FIREBALL ATTACK, U PUSSY
  1656. [02:03:13] Yakobro: LOL
  1657. [02:04:44] Yakobro: LOL
  1658. [02:30:50] Yakobro: chip
  1659. [02:30:54] Yakobro: the cestus skill
  1660. [02:31:04] Yakobro: is doing a kamina pose to get a poise buff
  1661. [03:02:56] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ayyy
  1662. [03:03:00] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): okay we lost so he gave up
  1663. [03:03:04] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): dark souls
  1664. [03:03:10] Yakobro: BED
  1665. [03:03:13] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WOW
  1666. [03:03:22] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): im still beating the boss, i cant wait to go play more
  1667. [03:03:27] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ill try to explore more but im still gonna play
  1668. [03:03:32] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): its 10pm i cant go bed NOW
  1669. [03:08:54] Yakobro: ?
  1670. [03:10:14] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ?
  1671. [03:12:40] Yakobro: whats going on i need to go die and try to sleep more than 5-6h
  1672. [03:14:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): just sleep if you want the boss isnt going to take much for me to beat now that i know all his moves, did you not see that last attempt
  1673. [03:14:14] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): im not gonna fight any other bosses after
  1674. [03:14:17] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): just gonna go back and explore shit
  1675. [03:14:24] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): find stuff i skipped or passed
  1676. [03:15:04] Yakobro: there's like 5 hidden walls in the catacombs so gl
  1677. [03:15:18] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i assume there are 5 hidden walls EVERYWHERE i passed
  1678. [03:15:26] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): considering ive found like 1 so far
  1679. [03:16:07] Yakobro: no, there's actually not that many listed on the wiki, catacombs has like half of them
  1680. [03:16:13] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): damnit
  1681. [03:16:23] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): oh well whatever ill still look for other hidden things n shit
  1682. [03:16:33] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): items and paths i didnt find
  1683. [13:53:59] Yakobro: https://youtu.be/PcVhyyfQIHU?t=647
  1684. [14:52:54] Yakobro: nice strim
  1685. [14:53:07] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): palying dota with myles then going out with mehran and yaniv
  1686. [14:53:13] Yakobro: sounds dumb
  1687. [14:53:15] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): dark souls after
  1688. [14:53:37] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): so i was exploring shit and shit got really weird
  1689. [14:53:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i got to what appeasr to be the boss fog in the castle area past a bunch of weird dudes
  1690. [14:53:54] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): then my game crashed
  1691. [14:54:02] Yakobro: lol
  1692. [14:54:04] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and it spawned me in some part i had been before but something was raised
  1693. [14:54:12] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): so i tried walking across it
  1694. [14:54:30] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and some onion knight who i think is whats-his-name started laughing about me trying to fool an onion
  1695. [14:54:35] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): HE LITERALLY SAID "AN ONION"
  1696. [14:54:38] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): HE CALLED HIMSELF AN ONION
  1697. [14:59:22] Yakobro: https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4fh4e2/heres_why_valve_should_host_a_major_in_the_uk/d28r661
  1698. [14:59:23] Yakobro: lmao
  1699. [20:00:18] Yakobro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf3Wj_d-aOE
  1700. [21:37:18] Yakobro: nice strim
  1701. [22:39:47] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): okay
  1702. [22:39:49] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): so
  1703. [22:39:54] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i think im gonna take a nap first
  1704. [22:39:56] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): cause im tired as fuc k
  1705. [22:39:59] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): for like an hour and a half
  1706. [22:40:00] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THEN souls
  1707. [22:40:04] Yakobro: WOW
  1708. [22:40:07] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): had to go pickup T4A from old boss
  1709. [22:40:09] Yakobro: SO CYA IN LIKE 8H THEN
  1710. [22:40:12] Yakobro: BECAUSE YOU SUCK
  1711. [22:40:21] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ITS FINE IM GONNA SET AN ALARM
  1712. [22:40:22] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ITLL BE GREAT
  1713. [22:52:59] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): k nevermind i got coke and food and stopped being tired
  1714. [22:53:01] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): dark souls 3 it is
  1715. [22:53:07] Yakobro: ...
  1716. [22:53:23] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): http://www.hitbox.tv/whensjosuke
  1717. [22:54:09] Yakobro: wp
  1718. [22:54:10] Yakobro: wpwpwp
  1719. [22:54:15] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): whats wp
  1720. [22:54:18] Yakobro: you
  1721. [22:54:21] Yakobro: being bad
  1722. [22:54:37] Yakobro: all greatswords buffed
  1723. [22:55:06] Yakobro: ultra's don't
  1724. [22:55:23] Yakobro: BUT USE IT ANYWAY
  1725. [22:55:25] Yakobro: DAMMIT
  1726. [22:57:16] Yakobro: chip pls
  1727. [22:58:27] Yakobro: they're around old kings antechamber
  1728. [22:58:38] Yakobro: Old King's AntechamberFrom the Bonfire, descend the stairs ahead, follow straight into a room with some dead demons and enemies. Continue further and in the next tunnel, and as soon as you hit a wall in front of you, unveil an illusion to the left.
  1729. [22:59:14] Yakobro: I DUNNO YOU MUST HAVE MISSED ONE
  1730. [23:00:11] Yakobro: LUL
  1731. [23:00:15] Yakobro: hey I didn't know
  1732. [23:01:55] Yakobro: rofl
  1733. [23:02:02] Yakobro: black knight sword might be one of the buffed
  1734. [23:02:39] Yakobro: SCALING GOES UP WHEN REINFORCED YOU ASS
  1735. [23:03:47] Yakobro: http://i.imgur.com/KaLXk8S.jpg
  1736. [23:06:55] Yakobro: jump pussy
  1737. [23:09:58] Yakobro: time to get flash sweat and the red bugs
  1738. [23:10:34] Yakobro: brb doge
  1739. [23:13:42] Yakobro: praise the flame
  1740. [23:16:37] Yakobro: lol
  1741. [23:18:22] Yakobro: wow
  1742. [23:18:26] Yakobro: thats alot of fire dmg
  1743. [23:19:24] Yakobro: more hp and estus up as you go by the looks of it
  1744. [23:19:30] Yakobro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvTRzhCRYKQ
  1745. [23:20:09] Yakobro: WOW
  1746. [23:20:13] Yakobro: NICE SPOILERS
  1747. [23:22:14] Yakobro: look at the staff u butt
  1748. [23:23:34] Yakobro: looks like you need som emore hp now lol
  1749. [23:24:07] Yakobro: in general, if rats are hitting you that hard
  1750. [23:24:34] Yakobro: hf
  1751. [23:25:19] Yakobro: thats the sword lirik used to buttfuck the game :P
  1752. [23:26:38] Yakobro: there should be another bonfire in there somewhere I think
  1753. [23:28:10] Yakobro: LOL
  1754. [23:28:29] Yakobro: look around where the load of rats are where you found the double illusory wall
  1755. [23:30:21] Yakobro: uuuh
  1756. [23:30:25] Yakobro: go up the stairs?
  1757. [23:31:22] Yakobro: I dunno, it's in this zone somewhere I'm sure you're just retarded
  1758. [23:32:49] Yakobro: lol
  1759. [23:34:32] Yakobro: ROFL
  1760. [23:34:49] Yakobro: he drops the black knight UGS I think
  1761. [23:37:07] Yakobro: there's an illusory wall in firelink :^)
  1762. [23:37:24] Yakobro: yeah
  1763. [23:38:13] Yakobro: :D
  1764. [23:41:34] Yakobro: CRAB PEOPLE, CRAB PEOPLE
  1765. [23:44:33] Yakobro: uuuh what
  1766. [23:46:21] Yakobro: there's an npc listed there on the wiki
  1767. [23:47:46] Yakobro: oh, for him to show up you needed to find the unkindled lady you found just before the swamp
  1768. [23:47:56] Yakobro: To locate Horace and continue the quest line without him dying, you need to speak to Anri at the Catacombs of Carthus in both locations before killing High Lord Wolnir.
  1769. [23:49:01] Yakobro: LOL
  1770. [23:49:50] Yakobro: too late now :p
  1771. [23:50:09] Yakobro: https://twitter.com/AngriestPat/status/722557188800180224
  1772. [23:50:37] Yakobro: also I just miised what you said stream stopped think my nets being dumv
  1773. [23:50:39] Yakobro: dumb
  1774. [23:51:47] Yakobro: ugh brb 2min restarting router
  1775. [23:56:35] Yakobro: gj come back to you having lost again
  1776. [23:58:20] Yakobro: rofl
  1777. [23:59:36] Yakobro: just go up the ladder
  1778. [23:59:51] Yakobro: LOL
  1779. [00:04:08] Yakobro: SKELETON WARRIORS
  1780. [00:06:20] Yakobro: gj
  1781. [00:06:28] Yakobro: double estus'd then rolled
  1782. [00:07:38] Yakobro: BabyRage
  1783. [00:08:49] Yakobro: aaaay
  1784. [00:10:56] Yakobro: 20 faith :p
  1785. [00:13:08] Yakobro: HAHAHAHAHHA
  1786. [00:16:17] Yakobro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YBJoaxZA_U
  1787. [00:19:33] Yakobro: know who's dead?
  1788. [00:19:34] Yakobro: dan
  1789. [00:23:26] Yakobro: haha
  1790. [00:37:56] Yakobro: restart for messages
  1791. [00:47:15] Yakobro: yeeeeeeeee
  1792. [00:48:24] Yakobro: you need more hp to use your estus lol
  1793. [00:50:38] Yakobro: I'm sure there's one closer you're just dumb and missed it
  1794. [00:51:24] Yakobro: there aren't any in this area
  1795. [00:51:29] Yakobro: walls I mean
  1796. [00:54:54] Yakobro: lol
  1797. [00:55:27] Yakobro: IRITHYLLLL
  1798. [00:55:31] Yakobro: look around the room
  1799. [00:56:50] Yakobro: check all around the box
  1800. [00:57:31] Yakobro: I dunno
  1801. [00:57:34] Yakobro: whatever go explore
  1802. [00:58:33] Yakobro: go level up abnd come back
  1803. [00:58:39] Yakobro: lol yeah
  1804. [01:02:27] Yakobro: it's a sword and catalyst read it
  1805. [01:03:11] Yakobro: FUCK UCHI GO FARRON
  1806. [01:04:12] Yakobro: hp
  1807. [01:04:42] Yakobro: YOUR ESTUS HEALS LIKE 30% MORE THAN YOUR MAX HP
  1808. [01:07:06] Yakobro: nice exploration
  1809. [01:07:27] Yakobro: THE WHOLE CHAPEL
  1810. [01:07:36] Yakobro: welcome to bloodborne
  1811. [01:07:59] Yakobro: look at the city
  1812. [01:10:09] Yakobro: so yeah there's a secret room here with 2 of those guys
  1813. [01:10:31] Yakobro: NO
  1814. [01:10:32] Yakobro: FUCKING
  1815. [01:10:33] Yakobro: BALLS
  1816. [01:11:19] Yakobro: if you slam jam their heads they get stunned for a crit
  1817. [01:11:28] Yakobro: like that yeah
  1818. [01:11:57] Yakobro: the room drops a reeeaaally good ring
  1819. [01:13:41] Yakobro: 1:09 Why doesn't he level vigor
  1820. Yakobro1:10 it's fine
  1821. 1:11 ONLY COWARDS LEVEL HP
  1822. Runeweaver 1:11 I got 30 vig
  1823. Yakobro 1:11 exactly my point
  1824. [01:17:09] Yakobro: wp
  1825. [01:20:21] Yakobro: nice hp
  1826. [01:32:22] Yakobro: lots of darkmoon things
  1827. [01:33:22] Yakobro: try behind the stone too
  1828. [01:33:32] Yakobro: LOOK, STREAM DELAY
  1829. [01:34:16] Yakobro: HI MOM
  1830. [01:35:48] Yakobro: if you beat the secret room it'll help with endurance :^)
  1831. [01:36:55] Yakobro: NICE HP
  1832. [01:37:59] Yakobro: 01:36 - Yakobro: NICE HP
  1833. [01:37:59] Yakobro: 01:36 - Yakobro: NICE HP
  1834. [01:37:59] Yakobro: 01:36 - Yakobro: NICE HP
  1835. [01:38:00] Yakobro: 01:36 - Yakobro: NICE HP
  1836. [01:41:17] Yakobro: GUESS ILL GO GET FOOD BECAUSE YOU'RE DUMB
  1837. [01:45:07] Yakobro: the secret wall is inside btw
  1838. [01:45:24] Yakobro: INSIDE A BUILDING
  1839. [01:45:32] Yakobro: SO YOU DONT SPEND ALL YOUR TIME SMACKING EVERYTHING
  1840. [01:48:15] Yakobro: pretty sure it doesn't do anything even
  1841. [01:49:16] Yakobro: dont go in the green place yet there's a bonfire nearby I think
  1842. [01:50:27] Yakobro: go to green place now :P
  1843. [01:54:10] Yakobro: found in the woolie hole
  1844. [01:56:48] Yakobro: go look at the paining he was looking at
  1845. [01:57:02] Yakobro: WEAR IT ALL, FUCK ROLLING
  1846. [02:00:35] Yakobro: the pots
  1847. [02:08:19] Yakobro: BabyRage
  1848. [02:11:03] Yakobro: sunday then 5 times a week
  1849. [02:11:05] Yakobro: it's fine
  1850. [02:11:14] Yakobro: RESTART THE GAEM
  1851. [02:12:16] Yakobro: secret room is after the boss
  1852. [02:15:45] Yakobro: ez
  1853. [02:15:52] Yakobro: glhd :^)
  1854. [02:15:55] Yakobro: GET HP
  1855. [02:16:33] Yakobro: also restart so it isn't doing this in the boss
  1856. [02:19:57] Yakobro: CLOSE THE GAME
  1857. [02:20:00] Yakobro: AND REOPEN
  1858. [02:20:14] Yakobro: FUK U
  1859. [02:23:54] Yakobro: if he's the first proper hard one then why did rune summon for watchers :^)
  1860. [02:28:10] Yakobro: get good
  1861. [02:28:18] Yakobro: lirik beat it, singsong beat it
  1862. [02:28:36] Yakobro: WAH
  1863. [02:34:35] Yakobro: http://i.imgur.com/70e2RZA.png runechat.hitbox
  1864. [02:34:39] Yakobro: dont look spoilers
  1865. [02:34:42] Yakobro: in hitbox
  1866. [02:34:45] Yakobro: pic is fine
  1867. [02:37:51] Yakobro: some say kosom
  1868. [02:47:12] Yakobro: lol
  1869. [03:03:25] Yakobro: kek
  1870. [03:04:52] Yakobro: nice dodge
  1871. [03:04:58] Yakobro: LOL
  1872. [03:08:47] Yakobro: hahaha
  1873. [03:13:17] Yakobro: got some good hits in
  1874. [03:14:36] Yakobro: almost halfway to p2, going well
  1875. [03:15:19] Yakobro: about twice as many particles :^)
  1876. [03:18:00] Yakobro: aaaay
  1877. [03:18:54] Yakobro: robbie summons
  1878. [03:23:35] Yakobro: IT LOOKS LIKE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND
  1879. [03:25:12] Yakobro: the clone is pretty squishy but he resummons
  1880. [03:27:22] Yakobro: :D
  1881. [03:37:23] Yakobro: LOL
  1882. [03:39:22] Yakobro: you staggered the real one
  1883. [03:42:07] Yakobro: anime is a mistake
  1884. [03:50:56] Yakobro: FUK U IMA SLEEP
  1885. [03:51:30] Yakobro: IF YOU EVER KILL HIM GO AND EXPLORE THE CATHEDRAL YOU JUST LEFT
  1886. [03:51:35] Yakobro: AND HOW IS 4AM NORMAL
  1887. [14:46:25] Yakobro: :(
  1888. [15:02:21] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WHY :(
  1889. [15:02:44] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): opsmc caps
  1890. [15:02:46] Yakobro: MISSED YOU BEATING HIM
  1891. [15:02:46] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): just woke up hatever
  1892. [15:03:09] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): yeah beat him a few tries after you and rune left
  1893. [15:03:12] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): im kinda sad honestly
  1894. [15:03:17] Yakobro: wow rune's a pussy
  1895. [15:03:20] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i kinda wanted to get into that like
  1896. [15:03:39] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): im just gonna Kuroko it and call it "The zone"
  1897. [15:03:54] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): where I get fully focused and know exactly what to do when and everything feels sick
  1898. [15:04:04] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): where im making every decision consciously
  1899. [15:04:08] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): probably because i was tired as fuck
  1900. [15:04:17] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i was hoping to get like that before beating him but meh
  1901. [15:04:37] Yakobro: it's fine
  1902. [15:05:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): http://www.hitbox.tv/whensjosuke
  1903. [15:05:10] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): nothing like dark souls 3 for breakfast
  1904. [15:05:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): actually im gonna take a shower first
  1905. [15:06:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): whatever
  1906. [15:06:05] Yakobro: WOW
  1907. [15:06:07] Yakobro: NICE
  1908. [15:06:45] Yakobro: FINE
  1909. [15:12:37] Yakobro: bzzzzz
  1910. [15:23:19] Yakobro: nice stream reported to hitbox
  1911. [15:23:41] Yakobro: your phone bzz'd, something did
  1912. [15:25:17] Yakobro: From the bonfire, proceed straight through the door, left up the stairs and right through the sdkfhbsdkfskdfbgks and into door at far end. Immediately on left is wall that can be struck to reveal a ladder.
  1913. [15:31:26] Yakobro: nice stream
  1914. [15:31:34] Yakobro: mmm you might
  1915. [15:31:40] Yakobro: need to clear the secret room
  1916. [15:31:43] Yakobro: black ascreen
  1917. [15:32:58] Yakobro: lol all those invasion things
  1918. [15:33:31] Yakobro: uuuh no gaem sound?
  1919. [15:34:37] Yakobro: yeah on now
  1920. [15:34:43] Yakobro: was waiting for a sound lol
  1921. [15:35:13] Yakobro: the secret room is on the opposite side of the giants
  1922. [15:35:51] Yakobro: WHY IS THIS A SHORTCUT
  1923. [15:37:22] Yakobro: you missed it :p
  1924. [15:37:31] Yakobro: was on the left, not forward/right
  1925. [15:38:38] Yakobro: he dropped his spears
  1926. [15:38:47] Yakobro: LOL
  1927. [15:41:23] Yakobro: I think it is pvp, and aldrich faithfuls are a covenant?
  1928. [15:46:31] Yakobro: lol
  1929. [15:47:31] Yakobro: sing and lorik did it :P
  1930. [15:48:06] Yakobro: WOW
  1931. [15:53:57] Yakobro: :^)
  1932. [16:02:49] Yakobro: 1 silver knight 5 estus gg
  1933. [16:05:27] Yakobro: :)
  1934. [16:05:56] Yakobro: how the fuck did someone die
  1935. [16:06:53] Yakobro: rofl
  1936. [16:08:07] Yakobro: it's safe
  1937. [16:08:55] Yakobro: look at her butt
  1938. [16:09:04] Yakobro: also put the darkmoon thing on
  1939. [16:09:36] Yakobro: HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE IT YOU SUCK
  1940. [16:09:42] Yakobro: REPORTED
  1941. [16:10:03] Yakobro: she has a tail
  1942. [16:11:20] Yakobro: aaaaay
  1943. [16:12:42] Yakobro: in ds2 it would be the best ring
  1944. [16:13:50] Yakobro: dump items
  1945. [16:14:23] Yakobro: you got twin spears
  1946. [16:17:09] Yakobro: lol
  1947. [16:17:29] Yakobro: Y
  1948. [16:20:20] Yakobro: need vit too :p
  1949. [16:20:25] Yakobro: wear some armour
  1950. [16:22:30] Yakobro: lol
  1951. [16:23:45] Yakobro: :)
  1952. [16:25:01] Yakobro: TriHard
  1953. [16:25:09] Yakobro: if only you had some light device
  1954. [16:25:11] Yakobro: using fire
  1955. [16:25:40] Yakobro: WHY NOT OPEN THE DOOR
  1956. [16:27:40] Yakobro: cant stop wont stop
  1957. [16:27:57] Yakobro: "devourer of gods"
  1958. [16:28:30] Yakobro: unless it's the you from then? I dunno
  1959. [16:29:09] Yakobro: did you even play ds1
  1960. [16:29:15] Yakobro: gj on door
  1961. [16:29:46] Yakobro: LOL
  1962. [16:30:21] Yakobro: wp
  1963. [16:32:30] Yakobro: LOL
  1964. [16:33:09] Yakobro: you have to fight her at some point
  1965. [16:34:05] Yakobro: told you :p
  1966. [16:34:36] Yakobro: wow, not looking around
  1967. [16:34:47] Yakobro: especially in the optional zone :^)
  1968. [16:35:52] Yakobro: he ate gwyndolin and dreamed of priscilla by the looks, as he dreamed of her and it's a spell not the actual scythe
  1969. [16:37:25] Yakobro: you've actually missed so much npc shit
  1970. [16:37:53] Yakobro: WHY NOT
  1971. [16:38:21] Yakobro: im not enabling your amnesia
  1972. [16:38:53] Yakobro: you said it no t me
  1973. [16:39:49] Yakobro: uuh rune started the wrong game
  1974. [17:00:37] Yakobro: k back
  1975. [17:00:46] Yakobro: HAD TO DO SHIT FOR LIKE 20MIN
  1976. [17:01:14] Yakobro: put the 3 lord things on the thrones?
  1977. [17:01:44] Yakobro: uuuh go find gianrt
  1978. [17:01:46] Yakobro: giant
  1979. [17:02:05] Yakobro: after skeleton man?
  1980. [17:03:26] Yakobro: uuuuh
  1981. [17:04:10] Yakobro: oh
  1982. [17:04:17] Yakobro: from the Irithyll Dungeon bonfire
  1983. [17:04:51] Yakobro: you went into the green tunnel instead of down
  1984. [17:06:12] Yakobro: lel
  1985. [17:09:18] Yakobro: time to 2h like a real man
  1986. [17:11:05] Yakobro: aaaay
  1987. [17:12:04] Yakobro: you've missed all the onionbro stuff, the patches stuff, the darkmoon stuff, the other unkindled stuff, the dark lady stuff, gj with npc's
  1988. [17:12:45] Yakobro: YOU MISSED EVERYTHING
  1989. [17:13:14] Yakobro: it's the red man
  1990. [17:13:45] Yakobro: LOL
  1991. [17:15:42] Yakobro: USE A REAL WEAPON INSTEAD OF THE SHIT D/D OR W/E UCHI
  1992. [17:19:51] Yakobro: IT SAYS
  1993. [17:19:52] Yakobro: 16
  1994. [17:19:58] Yakobro: and it says path not wall
  1995. [17:20:22] Yakobro: get good
  1996. [17:27:18] Yakobro: ok
  1997. [17:27:24] Yakobro: when you get a dragon related emote
  1998. [17:27:28] Yakobro: go use it next to that
  1999. [17:27:51] Yakobro: the dragon statue
  2000. [17:28:34] Yakobro: yeah that
  2001. [17:28:43] Yakobro: sorry had to plug stuff in
  2002. [17:28:50] Yakobro: I blame you
  2003. [17:30:20] Yakobro: aaaay
  2004. [17:35:59] Yakobro: NICE ESTUS FOR 4 HP
  2005. [17:37:24] Yakobro: ladder
  2006. [17:37:32] Yakobro: WELP
  2007. [17:37:36] Yakobro: THERE WAS A BONFIRE
  2008. [17:38:37] Yakobro: http://i.imgur.com/cFgVTWz.gifv
  2009. [17:42:30] Yakobro: if you can trigger the mimics ithey should fight the other guys
  2010. [17:46:17] Yakobro: I've seen the mimics fight other guys
  2011. [17:48:10] Yakobro: FUCKING
  2012. [17:48:11] Yakobro: INTERNET
  2013. [17:48:22] Yakobro: IMA BURN EVERYONE SHIT LAPTOPS FOR FUCKING UP SHIT FUCK BRB I DUNNO
  2014. [17:58:03] Yakobro: chips mom?
  2015. [18:00:15] Yakobro: 3 battlefuries
  2016. [18:01:21] Yakobro: I TOLD HIM
  2017. [18:01:23] Yakobro: I DONT NEED YOU
  2018. [18:01:53] Yakobro: 18:01 - Rune: FURIOUS TYPING INTENSIFIES
  2019. 18:01 - Yakobro: :D
  2020. 18:02 - Rune: oh god stop
  2021. 18:02 - Rune: make it stop
  2022. [18:02:16] Yakobro: he said it
  2023. [18:04:01] Yakobro: trap ahead
  2024. [18:04:53] Yakobro: LOOT THE THRONE
  2025. [18:05:25] Yakobro: use the storm rulers special
  2026. [18:06:16] Yakobro: charge it
  2027. [18:06:59] Yakobro: STOP HELPING
  2028. [18:08:29] Yakobro: need to fully charge it
  2029. [18:09:11] Yakobro: I mean you CAN kill him normally but it'll take a while
  2030. [18:09:59] Yakobro: lmao what
  2031. [18:10:08] Yakobro: charge it in the fight I guess
  2032. [18:10:15] Yakobro: you can tell when it works
  2033. [18:11:53] Yakobro: charge it on him not at the bonfire?
  2034. [18:15:45] Yakobro: rune said do the special attack
  2035. [18:16:41] Yakobro: did you know you should do the special attack?
  2036. [18:19:54] Yakobro: hf :^)
  2037. [18:23:02] Yakobro: 20% HP OR 5 MORE STAMINA, BETTER TAKE STAMINA
  2038. [18:24:00] Yakobro: just eat all your hard souls
  2039. [18:25:09] Yakobro: use it
  2040. [18:25:41] Yakobro: double yhorms greatshield run, invincible sunbro tankl
  2041. [18:26:30] Yakobro: 200% equip load, max heavy armour
  2042. [18:29:42] Yakobro: good start
  2043. [18:30:00] Yakobro: brb making world peace while you fight this
  2044. [18:31:58] Yakobro: hfp2
  2045. [18:33:25] Yakobro: yeah imagine fighting it after vordt
  2046. [18:35:32] Yakobro: eeey
  2047. [18:35:39] Yakobro: I bet that 4stam is helping now
  2048. [18:37:46] Yakobro: im missing like 90% of what you're saying putting stuff in the microwave
  2049. [18:37:53] Yakobro: LOL
  2050. [18:38:20] Yakobro: but hole ahead therefore praise the sun
  2051. [18:41:59] Yakobro: rekt
  2052. [18:44:47] Yakobro: rofl
  2053. [18:45:05] Yakobro: fight her after vordt next playthrough
  2054. [18:46:50] Yakobro: should have seen this when lirik played it on 360, fps died
  2055. [18:48:22] Yakobro: wiki aint got shit listed for anyone yet lol
  2056. [18:50:51] Yakobro: http://i.imgur.com/LxWozKl.png
  2057. [18:51:58] Yakobro: LOL
  2058. [18:53:35] Yakobro: SWEAR TO ME
  2059. [18:58:37] Yakobro: you were locked on under her
  2060. [18:58:39] Yakobro: thanks chipsabn
  2061. [19:00:16] Yakobro: wp
  2062. [19:02:14] Yakobro: HI MOM
  2063. [19:03:00] Yakobro: wp
  2064. [19:10:51] Yakobro: we did it reddit
  2065. [19:11:14] Yakobro: bonfuire
  2066. [19:12:31] Yakobro: 60,000 ptahs
  2067. [19:12:34] Yakobro: rip dan
  2068. [19:13:29] Yakobro: 2STAM OR 40HP
  2069. [19:13:33] Yakobro: BETTER GET STAM
  2070. [19:14:24] Yakobro: they were buffed I think
  2071. [19:15:25] Yakobro: lol
  2072. [19:16:22] Yakobro: nice rooll
  2073. [19:17:14] Yakobro: yeah this is the part lirik went to after abyss watchers and got DESTROYED
  2074. [19:17:33] Yakobro: the dragon emote is in this area somewhere
  2075. [19:19:03] Yakobro: check under that thing
  2076. [19:20:28] Yakobro: such bravery
  2077. [19:23:00] Yakobro: wp
  2078. [19:23:14] Yakobro: GO THAT WAY
  2079. [19:23:15] Yakobro: PUSSY
  2080. [19:24:16] Yakobro: ywah gl when they get buffed
  2081. [19:26:56] Yakobro: wp
  2082. [19:28:03] Yakobro: https://bnetcmsus-a.akamaihd.net/cms/gallery/3ZY44O1Q0G5O1461132983783.gif
  2083. [19:28:09] Yakobro: THIS WAS NOT THE PROBLEM BLIZZARD
  2084. [19:28:56] Yakobro: http://us.battle.net/hearthstone/en/blog/20097355/
  2085. [19:30:23] Yakobro: blizzard balancing EleGiggle
  2086. [19:30:53] Yakobro: https://www.reddit.com/r/hearthstone/comments/4fobyp/keeping_hearthstone_fresh/d2ajfsj
  2087. [19:32:13] Yakobro: actually it might be, all huge minion deck with holy wrath, large dragons, new deathwing and the old god summoning minions from your deck
  2088. [19:33:05] Yakobro: malygos pulled out by the old god into avenging wrath
  2089. [19:34:24] Yakobro: why is jog even a message option
  2090. [19:34:38] Yakobro: get good the shield
  2091. [19:34:59] Yakobro: use it with farron greatsword, 2h for normal parries, use shield for spells
  2092. [19:35:18] Yakobro: BLOODBORNE
  2093. [19:35:32] Yakobro: rekt
  2094. [19:38:46] Yakobro: :)
  2095. [19:39:10] Yakobro: ALSO STOP UPGRADING UCHI, GET A BETTER WEP TO USE CHUNKS ON
  2096. [19:40:16] Yakobro: I swear if you level up endurance
  2097. [19:40:39] Yakobro: UCHI IS D/C SCALING MAX WITH EH DMG
  2098. [19:41:21] Yakobro: FUCK YOU IT'S GREAT YOU'RE BAD STOP USING PUSSY SHIELDS
  2099. [19:41:55] Yakobro: time to close and reopen
  2100. [19:42:35] Yakobro: https://www.reddit.com/r/hearthstone/comments/4fobyp/keeping_hearthstone_fresh/d2aj52p
  2101. [19:42:40] Yakobro: lol
  2102. [19:43:52] Yakobro: rune used just the basic spear
  2103. [19:43:54] Yakobro: +6
  2104. [19:44:00] Yakobro: because he's retarded
  2105. [19:44:01] Yakobro: like you
  2106. [19:44:22] Yakobro: nice d/c scaling weapon
  2107. [19:45:31] Yakobro: YOU WONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE OTHER MOVESETS ARE LIKE BECAUSE ALL YOU EVER USE IS THIS SHIT
  2108. [19:45:44] Yakobro: FUCKING CLOSE THE GAME
  2109. [19:46:09] Yakobro: YOU HAVE 10000 DEX WEAPONS AND A LOAD TO TRANSPOSE
  2110. [19:46:23] Yakobro: be a man and use the dancer blades
  2111. [19:46:34] Yakobro: YES
  2112. [19:46:52] Yakobro: YOU HAVE SO MUCH FUCKING TWINKLING DONT EVEN LIE
  2113. [19:47:19] Yakobro: actually you should need twinkling
  2114. [19:47:24] Yakobro: MAYBE IF YOU CHECKED
  2115. [19:48:37] Yakobro: great scythe is more scaling
  2116. [19:50:38] Yakobro: muramurko is a curved greatsword with A scaling and more dmg than uchi at +10 sharp
  2117. [19:51:08] Yakobro: you have it I think
  2118. [19:51:40] Yakobro: ALL THESE WEAPON ENTRIES WITH ?? ALL THROUGH THEIR INFO
  2119. [19:51:53] Yakobro: PUSSY
  2120. [19:51:56] Yakobro: 2H LIKE A MAN
  2121. [19:54:58] Yakobro: rekt
  2122. [19:56:51] Yakobro: so brave
  2123. [19:57:08] Yakobro: http://i.imgur.com/M6wgPSp.png me trying to look up weapons
  2124. [19:57:09] Yakobro: TTGL
  2125. [19:57:28] Yakobro: WOW
  2126. [19:57:30] Yakobro: BLOCKED
  2127. [19:58:52] Yakobro: restart the game dammit
  2128. [20:00:33] Yakobro: lol
  2129. [20:00:38] Yakobro: WOW
  2130. [20:00:41] Yakobro: INSENSITIVE
  2131. [20:01:49] Yakobro: ...
  2132. [20:03:12] Yakobro: lol
  2133. [20:07:06] Yakobro: chip
  2134. [20:07:10] Yakobro: look around inside
  2135. [20:07:14] Yakobro: and find where they're hanging on
  2136. [20:07:19] Yakobro: #if you find it they die
  2137. [20:09:46] Yakobro: DO IT BITCH
  2138. [20:09:49] Yakobro: AT LEAST TRIGGER IT
  2139. [20:10:15] Yakobro: IT KILLS THE DRAGON
  2140. [20:13:29] Yakobro: it's fine
  2141. [20:13:33] Yakobro: eeey
  2142. [20:13:44] Yakobro: just restart you dumbass
  2143. [20:15:03] Yakobro: just alt f4 pussy
  2144. [20:16:21] Yakobro: whats wrong with jakiro
  2145. [20:16:22] Yakobro: racist
  2146. [20:20:30] Yakobro: LOL
  2147. [20:20:32] Yakobro: THE BEST
  2148. [20:21:37] Yakobro: R U READY - Y - Y - Y - Y - Y
  2149. [20:21:43] Yakobro: ADRENALINE IS PUMPING
  2150. [20:23:00] Yakobro: scaling goes up on reinfoce you turd
  2151. [20:23:10] Yakobro: c is as good as your +1million uchi
  2152. [20:24:19] Yakobro: at least sharp the uchi
  2153. [20:25:03] Yakobro: FDIS
  2154. [20:25:07] Yakobro: fk u
  2155. [20:25:25] Yakobro: babyRage
  2156. [20:25:31] Yakobro: wp
  2157. [20:27:31] Yakobro: wrong bonfire
  2158. [20:28:13] Yakobro: I have brain power on for this shit
  2159. [20:28:54] Yakobro: miyazaki-san
  2160. [20:30:54] Yakobro: what are you even doing
  2161. [20:31:00] Yakobro: go do the boss
  2162. [20:31:42] Yakobro: :D
  2163. [20:34:01] Yakobro: brb
  2164. [20:35:50] Yakobro: praise the sun
  2165. [20:39:35] Yakobro: NO
  2166. [20:39:35] Yakobro: FUCK
  2167. [20:39:36] Yakobro: STOP
  2168. [20:39:42] Yakobro: INTERNET BEING SHIR
  2169. [20:39:44] Yakobro: SHIT
  2170. [20:39:46] Yakobro: WAIT
  2171. [20:39:53] Yakobro: NEED TO REDSET BECAUSE SHIT
  2172. [20:43:38] Yakobro: I said wait you fucker
  2173. [20:43:56] Yakobro: well thats lost forever because shitbox doesn't vod
  2174. [20:44:36] Yakobro: I missed you going into boss because net keeps fucking up due to brothers laptop just destroying it for no reason
  2175. [20:45:02] Yakobro: BLAME RUNE
  2176. [20:45:05] Yakobro: I DIDN'T SPOIL YOU
  2177. [20:46:41] Yakobro: lirik fell off here like 6 times
  2178. [20:48:58] Yakobro: ornstien armour + smough weps controlled by... something too op
  2179. [20:50:25] Yakobro: "his moves are pretty easy"
  2180. [20:52:53] Yakobro: pretty easy
  2181. [20:58:10] Yakobro: rekt
  2182. [21:01:21] Yakobro: lol
  2183. [21:01:30] Yakobro: close shit? :p
  2184. [21:04:14] Yakobro: 322 dmg
  2185. [21:08:10] Yakobro: LOL
  2186. [21:10:05] Yakobro: :D
  2187. [21:13:27] Yakobro: pretty easy
  2188. [21:13:51] Yakobro: :p
  2189. [21:17:09] Yakobro: always that move lol
  2190. [21:23:14] Yakobro: :D
  2191. [21:24:30] Yakobro: just get good and parry him
  2192. [21:29:05] Yakobro: pretty easy :^)
  2193. [21:30:50] Yakobro: slam jammed
  2194. [21:33:29] Yakobro: just fyi farron does 20% extra dmg to it because it's abyss stuff inside the armour
  2195. [21:38:27] Yakobro: :D
  2196. [21:43:11] Yakobro: we did it reddit
  2197. [21:43:36] Yakobro: go to the area you summoned the guy
  2198. [21:43:46] Yakobro: the flying things
  2199. [21:44:14] Yakobro: no I meant the black guys
  2200. [21:44:25] Yakobro: was talking about the "could it be a bug" message
  2201. [21:44:53] Yakobro: go to the racist zone
  2202. [21:47:53] Yakobro: wrath of the gods wen
  2203. [21:50:51] Yakobro: there's a slab in the area just before dragonslayer armour btw
  2204. [21:51:39] Yakobro: after you pulled the gate lever a bookshelf moved on the ground floor, there's a chest behind it
  2205. [21:52:26] Yakobro: uuuh actually
  2206. [21:52:29] Yakobro: looks like the area after
  2207. [21:53:47] Yakobro: just DW them
  2208. [21:57:17] Yakobro: SNAAAAAKE
  2209. [21:58:45] Yakobro: bloodborne.mp4
  2210. [22:04:23] Yakobro: not that bad like dragonslayer armour? :^)
  2211. [22:06:51] Yakobro: YOU SUCK
  2212. [22:06:58] Yakobro: HOW QUICKLY YOU FORGET
  2213. [22:07:22] Yakobro: https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4fp3td/if_the_patch_does_not_come_out_tonight_i_will/
  2214. [22:11:55] Yakobro: DEAR OCELOTTE
  2215. [22:15:21] Yakobro: Ignorant slaves, how quicky you forget
  2216. [22:15:45] Yakobro: Ignorant slaves, how quicky you forget
  2217. [22:15:45] Yakobro: Ignorant slaves, how quicky you forget
  2218. [22:15:45] Yakobro: Ignorant slaves, how quicky you forget
  2219. [22:15:45] Yakobro: Ignorant slaves, how quicky you forget
  2220. [22:15:46] Yakobro: Ignorant slaves, how quicky you forget
  2221. [22:16:48] Yakobro: you're using a c scaling weapon
  2222. [22:16:51] Yakobro: with 20 dmg stat
  2223. [22:20:54] Yakobro: explore this area well :p
  2224. [22:22:47] Yakobro: there's an emote
  2225. [22:23:01] Yakobro: and another area
  2226. [22:23:17] Yakobro: FUCKING ENDURANCE
  2227. [22:24:51] Yakobro: Head into the upper section of this room to find a chest straight ahead. Loot it for a Titanite Scale 1x. Attack the wall behind the chest to reveal an Illusory Wall.
  2228. [22:25:20] Yakobro: ,,,
  2229. [22:25:25] Yakobro: LOOT THE SHIT?
  2230. [22:26:19] Yakobro: ilythiltyltly dungeon
  2231. [22:27:20] Yakobro: GJ
  2232. [22:29:55] Yakobro: :^)
  2233. [22:33:27] Yakobro: thar be dragons
  2234. [22:33:47] Yakobro: not even close
  2235. [22:34:07] Yakobro: dragon ahead
  2236. [22:36:48] Yakobro: ROFL
  2237. [22:36:52] Yakobro: HOW DID HE EVEN HIT YOU
  2238. [22:37:10] Yakobro: use it fagget
  2239. [22:37:51] Yakobro: PUT THE CHLOROMANY RING ON
  2240. [22:37:56] Yakobro: YOU PUT THE ESTUS RING ON
  2241. [22:38:17] Yakobro: RIP SOULS
  2242. [22:38:19] Yakobro: GET GOOD
  2243. [22:39:23] Yakobro: boooo
  2244. [22:39:28] Yakobro: lirik fought this boss like a man
  2245. [22:39:51] Yakobro: he did
  2246. [22:42:47] Yakobro: lmao
  2247. [22:44:44] Yakobro: lirik fought it by going on the stairs that led to the steel protection ring and baiting out fire breaths to hit it
  2248. [22:45:38] Yakobro: the other stairs down
  2249. [22:45:42] Yakobro: and bait out fire breaths
  2250. [22:46:09] Yakobro: lol
  2251. [22:49:31] Yakobro: cut its tail off for the weapon
  2252. [22:50:03] Yakobro: Kappa
  2253. [22:50:05] Yakobro: dumbass
  2254. [22:50:36] Yakobro: WHAT PART OF THIS BOSSFIGHT INDICATES YOU SHOULD FIGHT IT
  2255. [22:50:41] Yakobro: AND WHAT OTHER BOSS HAS HAD A TAIL DROP
  2256. [22:51:05] Yakobro: PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt
  2257. [22:51:20] Yakobro: what are you even doing
  2258. [22:51:51] Yakobro: YOU SPEND 4 HOURS DOING HALF HIS HP THEN RUN THE NORMAL WAY
  2259. [22:52:48] Yakobro: YEEEEAAAAH
  2260. [22:52:52] Yakobro: PERFECT
  2261. [22:54:44] Yakobro: YEEAAAH
  2262. [22:55:10] Yakobro: lirik one shots this the retarded way, you fail 3 times the right way
  2263. [22:59:15] Yakobro: 22:59 - Remilia: How did he get this far
  2264. [23:00:23] Yakobro: you did it
  2265. [23:00:25] Yakobro: yay
  2266. [23:00:45] Yakobro: gl
  2267. [23:01:12] Yakobro: NO
  2268. [23:03:52] Yakobro: moonlight sucks dick
  2269. [23:04:04] Yakobro: split dmg and ass scaling
  2270. [23:04:29] Yakobro: you didn't get a soul you got a dragon head stone thing
  2271. [23:10:58] Yakobro: lol
  2272. [23:13:03] Yakobro: remi was trying to invade you too :p;
  2273. [23:15:58] Yakobro: hahaha
  2274. [23:17:52] Yakobro: victory
  2275. [23:19:07] Yakobro: get some new boss soul weapons and upgrade them then dammit
  2276. [23:19:35] Yakobro: wp
  2277. [23:19:48] Yakobro: NONE OF THEM WILL HAVE AT +0
  2278. [23:25:16] Yakobro: wp
  2279. [23:27:35] Yakobro: The waxed head will make you immune to the damage and curses those Ghost Hands inflict,
  2280. [23:28:04] Yakobro: rekt
  2281. [23:30:55] Yakobro: get more vit and wear something cool dammit
  2282. [23:34:49] Yakobro: bitch go back to dragonland
  2283. [23:38:07] Yakobro: why are you not in dragon land
  2284. [23:42:35] Yakobro: YEEEEAH
  2285. [23:42:37] Yakobro: LUCK BUILD
  2286. [23:42:38] Yakobro: GO
  2287. [23:42:50] Yakobro: use a raw weapon until you get it
  2288. [23:43:48] Yakobro: it's fine
  2289. [23:44:16] Yakobro: most boss weapons are twinkling
  2290. [23:49:22] Yakobro: just praise the sun every 5 feet
  2291. [23:51:29] Yakobro: nice estus use
  2292. [23:57:21] Yakobro: get a spear then
  2293. [23:57:23] Yakobro: u butt
  2294. [23:57:45] Yakobro: FUCK UCHI
  2295. [23:58:34] Yakobro: dfjsfksdfsa
  2296. [23:58:46] Yakobro: robbie would use something else
  2297. [23:59:13] Yakobro: DIDNT LOOK HARD THEN
  2298. [00:00:57] Yakobro: kill them
  2299. [00:01:00] Yakobro: you get a slab
  2300. [00:01:23] Yakobro: no
  2301. [00:02:55] Yakobro: go get Irithyll Rapier out of stash and upgrade it
  2302. [00:03:10] Yakobro: yeah they always respawn afaik
  2303. [00:11:41] Yakobro: RAPIER SwiftRage
  2304. [00:11:57] Yakobro: also go do dragon area
  2305. [00:12:00] Yakobro: and the dark area
  2306. [00:12:06] Yakobro: Trap Ahead
  2307. [00:13:02] Yakobro: get rapier out of storage
  2308. [00:13:03] Yakobro: g
  2309. [00:13:04] Yakobro: o
  2310. [00:14:29] Yakobro: NICE VIT
  2311. [00:14:32] Yakobro: NICE RAPIER
  2312. [00:17:07] Yakobro: rapier and areas
  2313. [00:17:44] Yakobro: uuuh dont
  2314. [00:17:47] Yakobro: WELP
  2315. [00:18:15] Yakobro: WHY TALK TO HER
  2316. [00:18:39] Yakobro: WHY PLACE THE ASHES
  2317. [00:19:04] Yakobro: WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN
  2318. [00:19:08] Yakobro: EXCEPT PROGRESS
  2319. [00:19:23] Yakobro: SOUL WEAPON GUY IS DEAD
  2320. [00:19:34] Yakobro: SO RIP LAST DRAGON AREA WEAPON ITEM INFO
  2321. [00:19:49] Yakobro: NOW GET THE RAPIER OUT OF STORAGE YOU BITCH
  2322. [00:20:28] Yakobro: oh
  2323. [00:20:29] Yakobro: you have it
  2324. [00:21:08] Yakobro: you have the rapie rin inv
  2325. [00:21:57] Yakobro: PERFECT RING FOR THE DOUBLE HAVEL SHIELD SUNBRO BUILD
  2326. [00:22:15] Yakobro: you have the rapier in your inventory I can't even
  2327. [00:22:23] Yakobro: go reinforce it
  2328. [00:23:11] Yakobro: HOW
  2329. [00:24:08] Yakobro: you're retarded and I hope you get 4channed as you get an email with a b-
  2330. [00:24:32] Yakobro: YOU HAVE LIKE 200k IN HARD SOULS
  2331. [00:25:09] Yakobro: also scaling in this is fucking retarded
  2332. [00:25:27] Yakobro: c/c str/dex weapons can go to d/c/s with int added and shit
  2333. [00:25:31] Yakobro: with infuse
  2334. [00:26:28] Yakobro: go get 10 vertabrae for the mad guys and get that katana
  2335. [00:27:21] Yakobro: FUCK UCHI
  2336. [00:28:13] Yakobro: I hope you continue to suck and never even reach the last dragon area boss
  2337. [00:28:33] Yakobro: you need patches for him to come back
  2338. [00:28:36] Yakobro: so gj
  2339. [00:29:32] Yakobro: I hope robbie is better than you at dark souls, oh wait
  2340. [00:31:16] Yakobro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxbO_NjNCUo
  2341. [00:36:45] Yakobro: astora straight sword has 322 dmg at +10 raw
  2342. [00:36:48] Yakobro: it's destiny
  2343. [00:44:17] Yakobro: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoBestFriendsPlay/comments/4fpvvp/remember_when_the_punisherwhat/d2b0wi8
  2344. [17:47:45] Yakobro: rune in doto again
  2345. [17:47:48] Yakobro: what's happening
  2346. [17:48:44] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): in non-steam game
  2347. [17:48:46] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): aka league im betting
  2348. [18:19:32] Yakobro: tfw get 80mil item for 1mil
  2349. [18:21:53] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): soft
  2350. [18:21:58] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i did that irl
  2351. [18:22:01] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): jus 2mins ago
  2352. [18:22:11] Yakobro: did I say it wasn't irl?
  2353. [18:22:27] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i dont believe for a second you own 1 dollar
  2354. [18:22:30] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): let alone 1 million
  2355. [18:32:59] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i got an idea
  2356. [18:33:05] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): im gonna play dark souls 3
  2357. [18:33:09] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): http://www.hitbox.tv/whensjosuke
  2358. [18:33:12] Yakobro: eeeh
  2359. [18:33:15] Yakobro: sounds dumb
  2360. [18:33:18] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): your're moms an eh
  2361. [18:33:21] Yakobro: USE THE RAPIER
  2362. [18:33:30] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 322
  2363. [18:33:44] Yakobro: also you have the dark area/dragon area and other exploring left
  2364. [18:33:48] Yakobro: brb bathroom though
  2365. [18:35:51] Yakobro: nice strim
  2366. [18:36:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): its not starting for some reason
  2367. [18:36:05] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): stays at 0kb/s
  2368. [18:36:09] Yakobro: wpwpwpwp
  2369. [18:36:10] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): now its got like shit frames
  2370. [18:36:17] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): lemme try twitch
  2371. [18:37:15] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): fuck it restarting computer
  2372. [18:55:59] Yakobro: ?
  2373. [19:01:21] Yakobro: ?
  2374. [19:06:38] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): if shit doesnt work soon im just gonna go drop shit off at school and come back
  2375. [19:10:53] Yakobro: wow
  2376. [19:19:48] Yakobro: ?
  2377. [19:19:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WAIT FUCKER
  2378. [19:19:55] Yakobro: ?
  2379. [19:32:58] Yakobro: ?
  2380. [19:43:34] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): oaky net should be good now
  2381. [19:46:25] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): http://www.hitbox.tv/whensjosuke
  2382. [19:46:27] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): shit works i think
  2383. [19:46:30] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): no drops in a while
  2384. [19:46:46] Yakobro: I hear you so eeeh
  2385. [19:47:11] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): http://i.imgur.com/6v6I3wh.jpg
  2386. [19:47:36] Yakobro: anime was a mistake
  2387. [19:49:24] Yakobro: lol
  2388. [19:50:35] Yakobro: FUCK UCHI
  2389. [19:51:52] Yakobro: you did it
  2390. [19:53:38] Yakobro: why are any of us here
  2391. [19:54:57] Yakobro: OH LOOK A RAPIER
  2392. [19:55:26] Yakobro: quit and load
  2393. [19:56:22] Yakobro: WORTH CHECKING
  2394. [20:00:17] Yakobro: lol
  2395. [20:00:25] Yakobro: you made him bleed though
  2396. [20:05:44] Yakobro: lmao
  2397. [20:06:08] Yakobro: hahahaha
  2398. [20:15:43] Yakobro: get the artorias set
  2399. [20:16:09] Yakobro: KEEP GOING IN DARK PLACE THEN
  2400. [20:20:34] Yakobro: gj
  2401. [20:22:11] Yakobro: use ur hard souls u butt
  2402. [20:22:57] Yakobro: GET THE ARTORIAS SET AND USE IT
  2403. [20:23:01] Yakobro: RACIST
  2404. [20:23:54] Yakobro: give it to the crows
  2405. [20:25:37] Yakobro: miazaki says fuck you
  2406. [20:25:42] Yakobro: miya
  2407. [20:27:23] Yakobro: USE RAPIER, USE ARTORIAS SET
  2408. [20:29:10] Yakobro: use it pussy
  2409. [20:29:14] Yakobro: you wont
  2410. [20:29:33] Yakobro: ITS SO MUCH DAMAGE
  2411. [20:30:12] Yakobro: DONT NEED NO BUFFS
  2412. [20:31:03] Yakobro: use some armour you bitch
  2413. [20:32:29] Yakobro: max out chaos time
  2414. [20:33:03] Yakobro: NO
  2415. [20:33:10] Yakobro: GIVE CROWS THE COIL
  2416. [20:36:06] Yakobro: time for dragon land
  2417. [20:37:08] Yakobro: talk
  2418. [20:37:35] Yakobro: you can choose at the end still
  2419. [20:38:55] Yakobro: she's fiiine
  2420. [20:41:39] Yakobro: put some armour on bitch
  2421. [20:41:57] Yakobro: IT DOESN'T
  2422. [20:42:02] Yakobro: THIS ISN'T BB
  2423. [20:42:30] Yakobro: YOU CALL IT PLAYING
  2424. [20:42:33] Yakobro: I CALL IT BEING A BITCH
  2425. [20:45:27] Yakobro: ....
  2426. [20:45:29] Yakobro: ////////////
  2427. [20:45:30] Yakobro: .................
  2428. [20:45:31] Yakobro: ...
  2429. [20:49:17] Yakobro: gj dying to summoned havel
  2430. [20:52:45] Yakobro: stop dying to summons and kill the mage
  2431. [20:58:44] Yakobro: uuh what about the tower
  2432. [21:01:25] Yakobro: looks like they really want you to have at least +4/+9 here
  2433. [21:03:12] Yakobro: do it
  2434. [21:03:17] Yakobro: do it
  2435. [21:03:18] Yakobro: do it
  2436. [21:03:18] Yakobro: do it
  2437. [21:03:19] Yakobro: do it
  2438. [21:03:19] Yakobro: do it
  2439. [21:03:19] Yakobro: do it
  2440. [21:03:19] Yakobro: do it
  2441. [21:03:20] Yakobro: do it
  2442. [21:03:34] Yakobro: WHY
  2443. [21:06:18] Yakobro: look
  2444. [21:06:23] Yakobro: at the view
  2445. [21:07:09] Yakobro: when do we get dragons dogma souls
  2446. [21:07:13] Yakobro: other than the dlc
  2447. [21:07:15] Yakobro: in dd
  2448. [21:08:40] Yakobro: :)
  2449. [21:09:36] Yakobro: hf
  2450. [21:11:38] Yakobro: rekt
  2451. [21:13:17] Yakobro: how the fuck do you stagger havel
  2452. [21:13:28] Yakobro: his gear is like the most poise in the game I think
  2453. [21:13:44] Yakobro: yeah don't do the thrid combo lol
  2454. [21:14:34] Yakobro: LOL
  2455. [21:14:37] Yakobro: YOU WERE STUNNED
  2456. [21:15:56] Yakobro: T H E R O C K
  2457. [21:19:31] Yakobro: if you go to where the stray demon was now his set should be there
  2458. [21:19:53] Yakobro: so, before you go there, what do you think this boss is
  2459. [21:20:41] Yakobro: just block remi :P
  2460. [21:23:07] Yakobro: u suck
  2461. [21:23:12] Yakobro: sure blame the weapon
  2462. [21:23:34] Yakobro: I DIDN'T
  2463. [21:23:35] Yakobro: RUNE DID
  2464. [21:25:00] Yakobro: hahaha every time
  2465. [21:27:04] Yakobro: AAAAAAAAAAH
  2466. [21:27:08] Yakobro: SSJ3
  2467. [21:35:41] Yakobro: this is the optional "super" boss
  2468. [21:37:26] Yakobro: it's fine
  2469. [21:37:28] Yakobro: shake it off
  2470. [21:53:24] Yakobro: lol
  2471. [21:58:17] Yakobro: never estus
  2472. [21:58:19] Yakobro: dont get hit
  2473. [22:00:02] Yakobro: :D
  2474. [22:00:53] Yakobro: YES YOU CAN
  2475. [22:00:54] Yakobro: GET GOOD
  2476. [22:08:08] Yakobro: wow rude
  2477. [22:10:25] Yakobro: FINE
  2478. [22:10:46] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i hope because you said the boss is a super boss that he has some secret phase 4
  2479. [22:10:51] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): after you kill normal him
  2480. [22:10:53] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i doubt it
  2481. [22:10:56] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): cause that boss was hard enough
  2482. [22:11:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): but when you say super boss in my mind i was expecting like
  2483. [22:11:25] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): a boss thats just orphan of Kos phase 2 in his FIRST phase, followed by phase 3 which is ULTRA orphan of kos
  2484. [22:11:38] Yakobro: some say kosom
  2485. [22:11:43] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): KOSM
  2486. [22:11:46] Yakobro: <3
  2487. [01:25:48] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ayyy
  2488. [01:25:53] Yakobro: ?
  2489. [01:25:54] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): alright time to kill zeus
  2490. [01:25:59] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i got food
  2491. [01:26:11] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i didnt realize until i ate that i hadnt eaten since yesterday morning
  2492. [01:26:34] Yakobro: ...
  2493. [01:26:37] Yakobro: why
  2494. [01:26:46] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): http://www.hitbox.tv/whensjosuke
  2495. [01:26:47] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): idunno
  2496. [01:32:27] Yakobro: suuure
  2497. [01:39:40] Yakobro: woooow
  2498. [01:39:54] Yakobro: > NOT USING DBZ HAIR
  2499. [01:41:14] Yakobro: NO YOU WONT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T USE ANY WEAPON OTHER THAN UCHI
  2500. [01:47:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): well
  2501. [01:47:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i got him down to 10% health
  2502. [01:47:58] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and then stream died
  2503. [01:48:00] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and alt tabbed me out
  2504. [01:48:16] Yakobro: suuure you did
  2505. [01:52:22] Yakobro: ?
  2506. [01:53:28] Yakobro: lol
  2507. [02:04:46] Yakobro: lol
  2508. [02:08:38] Yakobro: once-shot him
  2509. [02:08:44] Yakobro: *one
  2510. [02:10:29] Yakobro: :D
  2511. [02:11:53] Yakobro: mega gwyyyn :p
  2512. [02:12:30] Yakobro: just aprry him
  2513. [02:12:31] Yakobro: parry
  2514. [02:15:55] Yakobro: gwyn gonna give it to ya
  2515. [02:23:30] Yakobro: k==lol
  2516. [02:23:35] Yakobro: nice keyboard
  2517. [02:35:34] Yakobro: kicks op
  2518. [02:37:21] Yakobro: YOU DON'T HAVE ANY OPTIONS
  2519. [02:37:26] Yakobro: BECAUSE YOU REFUSED TO DO ANYTHING
  2520. [02:38:45] Yakobro: I HOPE IT DELETES YOUR SAVE AND MAKES YOU WATCH SAO
  2521. [02:41:53] Yakobro: the ending you cant get is
  2522. [02:41:57] Yakobro: because you're a bitch
  2523. [02:42:47] Yakobro: could have summoned her
  2524. [02:42:54] Yakobro: her summon sign was there lol
  2525. [02:43:14] Yakobro: YES YOU ARE
  2526. [02:43:20] Yakobro: THATS EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE
  2527. [02:43:42] Yakobro: DRAW OUT TRUE STRENGTH
  2528. [02:44:09] Yakobro: THATS WHEN YOU WERE A BITCH
  2529. [02:44:58] Yakobro: GJ
  2530. [02:45:27] Yakobro: YOU HAVE NOTHING
  2531. [02:45:32] Yakobro: ALL THE NPC HATE YOU
  2532. [02:46:16] Yakobro: OH BB SO HARD
  2533. [02:46:23] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): BabyRage
  2534. [02:46:38] Yakobro: GO PLAY WITH YOUR KATANA
  2535. [03:05:29] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): oh wow
  2536. [03:05:32] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i actually beat every boss
  2537. [03:05:35] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i didnt think i got them all
  2538. [03:05:40] Yakobro: why
  2539. [03:05:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i dunno
  2540. [03:05:49] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i just figured id have missed one
  2541. [03:06:00] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): the "true" ending is fucking weird
  2542. [03:06:14] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i dunno if its even technically the true ending
  2543. [03:06:34] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): maybe we'll get some DLC exclusive ending
  2544. [03:06:42] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): but i doubt it because Miyazaki didnt do that for ds1 or bloodborne
  2545. [03:06:49] Yakobro: eeeeh
  2546. [03:07:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): im surprised the 2nd ending isnt the hidden ending honestly
  2547. [03:07:06] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): the link the fire ending is the same as ds1
  2548. [03:07:16] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): the super hard ending is basically just ds1's second ending where you go with the snakes
  2549. [03:07:34] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and the 2nd ending that i didnt choose is where you just say fuck everything and kill it all
  2550. [03:34:42] Yakobro: https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4fw6gm/how_687_would_look_like_if_icefrog_was_a_markov/
  2551. [03:49:18] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): http://darksouls3.wiki.fextralife.com/Reversal+Ring
  2552. [03:49:24] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): time to get Cran DS3
  2553. [03:51:37] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): well shit
  2554. [03:51:38] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): now what
  2555. [03:51:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): new builds i guess
  2556. [03:53:44] Yakobro: oh man heavy gem uchi
  2557. [03:53:48] Yakobro: crystal gem uchi
  2558. [04:19:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): HOLY SHIT
  2559. [04:19:46] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): yak
  2560. [04:19:48] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): remember the Pat build
  2561. [04:19:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): what would Pat do for his ending
  2562. [04:20:00] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): COWARD HIS WAY INTO IMMORTALITY
  2563. [04:20:28] Yakobro: ?
  2564. [04:20:41] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i was talking earlier about doing a pat build
  2565. [04:27:28] Yakobro: https://gfycat.com/WearyTameHalicore
  2566. [04:53:34] Yakobro: http://media-hearth.cursecdn.com/avatars/287/309/635968570372844768.png
  2567. [04:53:34] Yakobro: k
  2568. [18:23:22] Yakobro: get ksp u butt
  2569. [18:24:24] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): fuck that costs money
  2570. [18:28:05] Yakobro: fuk u space
  2571. [22:07:59] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YES
  2572. [22:08:00] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): SAFE
  2573. [22:08:01] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): GOT A IN CHEM
  2574. [22:08:12] Yakobro: eh
  2575. [22:08:14] Yakobro: I dunno
  2576. [22:08:31] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): now we wait for bio to turn out to be a colossal fuckup somehow
  2577. [22:08:34] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and get a B+
  2578. [22:08:49] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): if i get a B+ in fucking bio 1000 and an A in chem and A+ in 2500, im gonna kill someone besides myself
  2579. [22:08:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and THEN myself
  2580. [22:09:05] Yakobro: kill yourself then them
  2581. [22:10:00] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YOU KNOW WHA
  2582. [22:10:01] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WHAT
  2583. [22:10:06] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THATD PROBABLY BE THE ONLY WAY TO REDEEM MYSELF
  2584. [22:10:10] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): AFTER TWO SEMESTER IN A ROW OF THAT SHIT
  2585. [22:10:22] Yakobro: NICE SHIT UCHI BUILD
  2586. [22:10:24] Yakobro: YOU DESERVE IT
  2587. [22:10:46] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I USED THE SUPER KATANA ONCE WE FOUND IT
  2588. [23:31:31] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): god if i actually get the A in bio and A+ in econ
  2589. [23:31:33] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): shits gonna be so good
  2590. [23:31:39] Yakobro: eeeh
  2591. [17:29:44] Yakobro: http://i.imgur.com/qUoruja.png
  2592. [17:55:26] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): oh wait a second
  2593. [17:55:29] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Manilla started?
  2594. [17:55:30] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): FUCK
  2595. [17:55:34] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i wasnt even paying attention
  2596. [17:55:38] Yakobro: oooooooold
  2597. [17:55:44] Yakobro: you missed a sick game 2 apparently
  2598. [17:55:49] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): oh well
  2599. [17:55:54] Yakobro: TOO BUSY WATCHING TONYPALOOZA
  2600. [17:56:01] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WAIT THATS NOW?
  2601. [17:56:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): GOD DAMNIT
  2602. [17:56:21] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ive been seeing the thing about it in dad chat but never bothered checking the date but somehow maintained desire to watch it
  2603. [17:56:28] Yakobro: he's been going less than 5h and got like $1500
  2604. [17:56:32] Yakobro: feelsgoodman
  2605. [17:56:54] Yakobro: divine courage sven atm
  2606. [17:57:00] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): oh god
  2607. [17:57:06] Yakobro: it has bloodstone in it
  2608. [17:57:07] Yakobro: yeah
  2609. [18:30:17] Yakobro: secret eliminated LUL
  2610. [18:30:24] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): by ruskis too
  2611. [20:50:48] Yakobro: https://twitter.com/GREATBLACKOTAKU/status/723961114808066048
  2612. [20:58:51] Yakobro: LOL
  2613. [20:59:08] Yakobro: "fists-only" dino hunting event, we fucking won http://i.imgur.com/nhPUjyY.png
  2614. [21:25:49] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): mehran two shot the watchers, i dont know where you guys got the "abyss watchers are hard" thing
  2615. [21:26:03] Yakobro: isn't he like level 60 or something
  2616. [21:26:18] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): uhhhh im about to find out
  2617. [21:26:28] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): did i say something about that before
  2618. [21:26:30] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): because if so i forgot
  2619. [21:27:54] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): nah hes only level 41 apparently
  2620. [21:28:13] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): using sharp uchi and eagle knight shield
  2621. [23:19:26] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): yak
  2622. [23:19:28] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): only 1 more day
  2623. [23:19:33] Yakobro: ?
  2624. [23:19:43] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i cant believe i have to wait AFTER beating dark souls 3 for zaibatsu to START fucking playing it
  2625. [23:19:48] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ITS BEEN OUT FOR LITERALLY FIVE YEARS
  2626. [23:19:58] Yakobro: AT LEAST YOU CAN WATCH IT NOW
  2627. [23:20:22] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I COULD WATCH THEIR PART 1 BEFORE ANYWAYS
  2628. [23:21:44] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): im considering a Mad Hollow run in which I use the broken straightsword
  2629. [23:21:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): pontniff'll be a joy
  2630. [23:22:46] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): raw infuse it, dump everything into every stat that isnt damage
  2631. [23:22:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): strongest possible buff on the weapon
  2632. [23:23:04] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): make the broken straightsword of the gods
  2633. [23:23:39] Yakobro: 20 damage
  2634. [23:23:43] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): wrong
  2635. [23:23:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): raw infused
  2636. [23:23:46] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 22 damage
  2637. [23:23:53] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): plus +40/40 magic and faith dark enchant
  2638. [23:23:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 25 damage
  2639. [23:24:09] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): there are women out there who're aroused just HEARING that
  2640. [23:24:21] Yakobro: really
  2641. [23:24:26] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i would know
  2642. [23:24:37] Yakobro: yeah, because it's your mom
  2643. [23:24:46] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): my mom doesnt get video games sadly
  2644. [23:24:54] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i want her to play dark souls
  2645. [23:24:56] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): but she keeps saying no
  2646. [23:24:58] Yakobro: regular +10 is c/d 140 dmg
  2647. [23:24:58] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i dont understand
  2648. [02:04:43] Yakobro: uuuh
  2649. [02:04:53] Yakobro: did you ever find dusks set in the swamp
  2650. [03:11:44] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): dusks set?
  2651. [03:11:47] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): dont rememvber
  2652. [03:13:04] Yakobro: https://youtu.be/zjMqOUFBRps?t=1512
  2653. [03:18:49] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): yeah i got that set
  2654. [05:03:43] Yakobro: gj
  2655. [05:03:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): same
  2656. [05:03:55] Yakobro: kiznaiver 3
  2657. [17:15:55] Yakobro: hi
  2658. [17:16:01] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): no
  2659. [17:16:04] Yakobro: :(
  2660. [17:16:06] Yakobro: why
  2661. [17:16:15] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): helping myles with econ shit
  2662. [17:16:22] Yakobro: sounds dumb
  2663. [17:16:30] Yakobro: know what you should do instead
  2664. [17:16:34] Yakobro: watch kiznaivers
  2665. [17:16:38] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i already did
  2666. [17:16:39] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): all 3 episodes
  2667. [17:16:41] Yakobro: wow
  2668. [17:16:43] Yakobro: sounds dumb
  2669. [17:17:16] Yakobro: 27th wen
  2670. [17:17:25] Yakobro: need to watch kripp open 400 packs
  2671. [17:24:27] Yakobro: http://imgur.com/gallery/d40TRz3
  2672. [17:24:32] Yakobro: IMGUR
  2673. [17:24:40] Yakobro: http://i.imgur.com/d40TRz3.jpg
  2674. [17:24:41] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): old
  2675. [17:24:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): rune linked like days ago
  2676. [17:24:54] Yakobro: like you ever using a weapon other than uchi
  2677. [18:13:56] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): wait, so have you actually started watching kiznaiver
  2678. [18:14:06] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): or are you waiting for "good subs"
  2679. [18:15:03] Yakobro: nothing good in this world exists
  2680. [18:15:14] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): then why wait
  2681. [18:15:33] Yakobro: we're all just waiting to die
  2682. [18:15:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WHY ARE YOU AVOIDING ANSWERING THIS QUESTION SO HARD
  2683. [18:15:58] Yakobro: to make you mad
  2684. [18:16:08] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YOU KNOW ILL JUST STOP CARING AFTER 3 ATTEMPTS
  2685. [18:16:10] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): AND OG PLAY SOMETHING
  2686. [18:16:20] Yakobro: LIKE WHAT
  2687. [18:16:24] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): DARK SOULS 3
  2688. [18:16:24] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): DOTA
  2689. [18:16:27] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): POKEMON
  2690. [18:16:28] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): SFV
  2691. [18:16:32] Yakobro: UCHI SOULS 3
  2692. [18:16:53] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YOUR SALT OVER THE UCHI MAKES LESS SENSE THAN YOUR KLK SALT
  2693. [18:16:58] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ACTUALLY I TAKE THAT BACK
  2694. [18:17:23] Yakobro: there's like 200 weapons in ds3 and you use the 1 you get almost at the start because you suck
  2695. [18:17:42] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): because its great and I have history with the uchi and wanted to use it all the way BEFORE THE GAME EVEN BEGAN
  2696. [18:17:49] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): the moveset is so good
  2697. [18:18:14] Yakobro: know what else is good
  2698. [18:18:22] Yakobro: not being a pussy and dual weilding rapiers
  2699. [18:18:25] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): you JUST said the answer is nothing
  2700. [18:19:11] Yakobro: opm never
  2701. [18:19:21] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): opm what never
  2702. [18:19:34] Yakobro: catching up to webcoming now
  2703. [18:19:36] Yakobro: comic
  2704. [18:19:42] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): why am i not surprise
  2705. [18:20:32] Yakobro: I WANT TO SEE THE LAST BIG FIGHT
  2706. [18:23:32] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): know what i wnana see
  2707. [18:23:35] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): dark souls 3 come out today
  2708. [18:23:46] Yakobro: eh
  2709. [18:23:47] Yakobro: I dunno
  2710. [18:24:08] Yakobro: 17:08 - Lord Scanthax: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KolfEhV-KiA
  2711. 17:09 - Yakobro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfWj9G5kTGM
  2712. [18:25:44] Yakobro: tony 2.3k
  2713. [18:29:54] Yakobro: nice shit game
  2714. [18:30:04] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): all games are shit dumbass
  2715. [18:30:10] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): you wasted 4 letters and 2 spaces
  2716. [18:31:28] Yakobro: 18:31 - Hawkeyes: NANOMACHINES
  2717. [18:32:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i think ive finally become desensitized, im not even mad seeing a fake MGR2
  2718. [18:32:11] Yakobro: fake?
  2719. [20:08:15] Yakobro: http://i.imgur.com/bGAnp0p.png
  2720. [20:10:33] Yakobro: https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4g88cq/we_are_ready_for_the_next_patch/d2fc1mw
  2721. [20:10:34] Yakobro: I mean
  2722. [20:10:40] Yakobro: this guy is fujitora
  2723. [20:10:41] Yakobro: would he lie
  2724. [20:14:38] Yakobro: https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4g6hyh/im_420_booty_wizard_i_played_in_the_ti5_allstar/d2f06a0?context=10000
  2725. [20:24:35] Yakobro: brother just got to friends house like an hour away to go back to uni 4-5 hours away tomorrow
  2726. [20:24:36] Yakobro: 20:22 - Alien Swarm Parasite: Could you tell mother to check her facebook.
  2727. 20:22 - Yakobro: eh
  2728. 20:22 - Alien Swarm Parasite: I left my keys at the house.
  2729. 20:23 - Yakobro: well that was silly
  2730. 20:23 - Yakobro: now what
  2731. 20:23 - Alien Swarm Parasite: I realise that now.
  2732. [21:28:51] Yakobro: > metal taylor swift cover starts
  2733. [21:28:52] Yakobro: 9:27 whyshouldicarelol: If I open my mind can I close my ears?
  2734. [21:55:46] Yakobro: ds3 up
  2735. [22:32:27] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): was at dads watching now
  2736. [22:33:46] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 50 MINUTES
  2737. [22:33:48] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YEAAAAAAAAAH
  2738. [22:35:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): having 8 anime on rotation is the fucking siht
  2739. [22:35:12] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i just wake up and theres something there when I DONT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT COMES OUT WHAT DAY
  2740. [22:35:24] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I JUST GO ON R/ANIME AND SEE AN EPISODE DISCUSSION AND IM LIKE "WAIT THATS OUT ALREADY?"
  2741. [22:35:26] Yakobro: WHY ARE YOU WATCHING ANIME
  2742. [22:35:29] Yakobro: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
  2743. [22:35:41] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): IM NOT WATCHING YET, IM DOWNLOADING FOR AFTER DARK SOULS
  2744. [22:35:49] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): SAVING THE ANIME FOR WHEN THE PIZZA GETS HERE
  2745. [22:35:54] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): MOMS ORDERING SOME FANCY ASS PIZZA SHIT
  2746. [22:35:55] Yakobro: I MEAN WATCHING IN GENERAL
  2747. [22:35:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): DUNNO WHY BUT ILL TAKE IT
  2748. [22:35:59] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): oh
  2749. [22:36:05] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
  2750. [22:36:07] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): LIVE NORMALLY?
  2751. [22:36:10] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YOU THINK THERES ANY ESCAPE>
  2752. [22:36:13] Yakobro: NOT WATCH TRASH
  2753. [22:36:16] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): AS IF ANIME IS ANY WORSE THAN THE REST OF IT
  2754. [22:36:34] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YOU ACT AS THOUGH BY NOT WATCHING ANIME I CAN FILL THE VOID WITH SOMETHING BETTER
  2755. [22:37:42] Yakobro: "and I actually really like that because WHAT IS UP HERE"
  2756. [22:39:50] Yakobro: THE BACK DOWN
  2757. [22:42:08] Yakobro: WAIT WHAT
  2758. [22:42:12] Yakobro: WHAT HAPPENED
  2759. [22:42:13] Yakobro: HOEW
  2760. [22:42:15] Yakobro: HOW
  2761. [22:42:15] Yakobro: LOL
  2762. [22:43:54] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): oh god theyre playing on ps4
  2763. [22:57:20] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): "hey Woolie you notice how I didnt die to that fall"
  2764. [22:57:38] Yakobro: DID BETTER THAN YOU
  2765. [22:57:59] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): HOW
  2766. [23:06:56] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): "Superman would do great in the Dark Souls universe"
  2767. [23:10:58] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): LMAO, they didnt even notice the death
  2768. [01:40:23] Yakobro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6R0gc8pnmE
  2769. [04:04:20] Yakobro: chip
  2770. [04:04:24] Yakobro: kripp gonna dust
  2771. [04:04:36] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): OH SHIT
  2772. [04:07:27] Yakobro: Kreygasm D Kreygasm U Kreygasm S Kreygasm T Kreygasm
  2773. [04:14:18] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): won just in time
  2774. [04:14:35] Yakobro: he already clicked it gg
  2775. [04:14:41] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): not the big one
  2776. [04:14:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): he said hes doing shitty ones first
  2777. [04:14:46] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): then the big one
  2778. [04:14:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): heard that
  2779. [04:31:59] Yakobro: uh
  2780. [04:32:03] Yakobro: is the expansion out
  2781. [04:32:10] Yakobro: because it shows him able to craft new cards
  2782. [04:32:17] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): wont let me
  2783. [04:32:28] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ih
  2784. [04:32:33] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): if you try to it syas "Coming soon"
  2785. [04:36:17] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i have like 9k dust
  2786. [04:36:45] Yakobro: wat, was it always limited to 50?
  2787. [04:37:42] Yakobro: wtf
  2788. [04:37:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WHY DOES HE GET THIS SHIT
  2789. [04:38:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WHERES MY COOL SHIT
  2790. [04:39:19] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ANOTHER ONE
  2791. [04:39:24] Yakobro: BabyRage
  2792. [04:39:30] Yakobro: LOL
  2793. [04:40:21] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WELP
  2794. [04:42:50] Yakobro: WTF
  2795. [04:42:51] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): PIT LORD OUT PogChamp
  2796. [04:43:44] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 3 doomhammers
  2797. [04:45:48] Yakobro: CLICK IT
  2798. [04:48:08] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): HERE WE GO
  2799. [04:48:11] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WATCHING MY HS TO SEE IF IT CRASHES
  2800. [04:51:46] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): are you kidding me
  2801. [04:51:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): were we lied to
  2802. [04:51:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): he IS gonna dust right
  2803. [04:54:10] Yakobro: he dusted :p
  2804. [04:54:19] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): wait what
  2805. [04:54:38] Yakobro: he dusted the nerfed cards
  2806. [04:54:43] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): lol
  2807. [04:54:43] Yakobro: hahahahaha
  2808. [05:03:27] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7DmFUU1Ino
  2809. [16:54:56] Yakobro: https://twitter.com/NigmaNoname/status/724625730349502464
  2810. [17:05:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): thats what they get for going on the phony r/the_donald and not pol
  2811. [17:06:13] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): if someone asked for money on pol theyd be called a faggot and sent smug anime pictures
  2812. [17:06:34] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and i guess one or two telling him to go support bernie if hes gonna ask for free shit
  2813. [17:14:21] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): so the broken straightsword build
  2814. [17:14:24] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): is fucking FUN
  2815. [17:14:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Vordt fight lasted long enough that i heard part of his song I didnt even know EXISTED
  2816. [19:26:41] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): okay
  2817. [19:26:44] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i love 1v1 fights and all
  2818. [19:26:49] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): but as an invader, when they have summons
  2819. [19:26:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): nothing is more fun than running around aggroing enemies
  2820. [19:26:59] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and fighting with them against others
  2821. [19:32:07] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WHAT
  2822. [19:32:07] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THE
  2823. [19:32:08] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): FUCK
  2824. [19:32:09] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): IS 6.87
  2825. [19:32:13] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WHAT AM I EVEN LOOKING AT
  2826. [19:32:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Illusions now benefit from Damage Block
  2827. [19:32:53] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WELP
  2828. [19:32:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): CRIMSON GUARD PL
  2829. [19:33:00] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): probably not
  2830. [19:33:01] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): but hatever
  2831. [19:34:17] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WGHATW
  2832. [19:34:17] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): DIKA{WO
  2833. [19:35:51] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WHAT ARE THESE ITEMS
  2834. [19:36:15] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): DID ICEFROG SWITCH FROM MAKING PATCH NOTES ON CRACK TO JUST USING CYANIDE AND MAKING SURE HE USES JUST ENOUGH TO MAKE SURE ITS NON-LETHAL?
  2835. [19:37:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  2836. [19:41:06] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): this is absurd
  2837. [19:46:07] Yakobro: uuuh
  2838. [19:46:09] Yakobro: missed it
  2839. [19:46:10] Yakobro: also food
  2840. [19:46:14] Yakobro: brb to yell at you in a bit
  2841. [19:46:15] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): http://www.dota2.com/687
  2842. [19:46:51] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Enchant Totem becomes a 900 range ground target ability. Causes you to jump in the air and land at the target spot, casting enchant totem there.
  2843.  
  2844. Self casting the ability will make it behave in the original form, without jumping.
  2845. [19:59:51] Yakobro: wat
  2846. [20:00:19] Yakobro: I HAVE 59 UNREAD TWEETS
  2847. [20:00:40] Yakobro: WHAT ARE THESE AGHS JUST TURNED DADS STRIM ON
  2848. [20:01:07] Yakobro: Each team now has a Scan ability, available on the minimap UI.
  2849. [20:01:08] Yakobro: WHAT
  2850. [20:01:12] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YEPW
  2851. [20:01:20] Yakobro: HP per strength increased from 19 to 20
  2852. Hero base mana increased from 0 to 50
  2853. Mana per int reduced from 13 to 12
  2854. [20:01:23] Yakobro: ocd strikes again
  2855. [20:01:42] Yakobro: Intelligence now increases your spell damage by 1% per 16 Intelligence points. [?]
  2856. #
  2857. [20:01:42] Yakobro: Intelligence now increases your spell damage by 1% per 16 Intelligence points. [?]
  2858. [20:01:43] Yakobro: Intelligence now increases your spell damage by 1% per 16 Intelligence points. [?]
  2859. [20:01:43] Yakobro: Intelligence now increases your spell damage by 1% per 16 Intelligence points. [?]
  2860. [20:01:43] Yakobro: Intelligence now increases your spell damage by 1% per 16 Intelligence points. [?]
  2861. [20:01:43] Yakobro: Intelligence now increases your spell damage by 1% per 16 Intelligence points. [?]
  2862. [20:01:43] Yakobro: Intelligence now increases your spell damage by 1% per 16 Intelligence points. [?]
  2863. [20:01:44] Yakobro: v
  2864. [20:01:44] Yakobro: Intelligence now increases your spell damage by 1% per 16 Intelligence points. [?]
  2865. [20:01:44] Yakobro: Intelligence now increases your spell damage by 1% per 16 Intelligence points. [?]
  2866. [20:01:45] Yakobro: Intelligence now increases your spell damage by 1% per 16 Intelligence points. [?]
  2867. [20:01:47] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YEP
  2868. [20:01:48] Yakobro: SILENCER
  2869. [20:01:49] Yakobro: GG
  2870. [20:01:50] Yakobro: WHAT
  2871. [20:01:52] Yakobro: WHATS HAPPENING
  2872. [20:01:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): SHIT IS ABSURD
  2873. [20:01:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I DONT KNOW
  2874. [20:01:58] Yakobro: IS ICEFROG DEAD?
  2875. [20:01:59] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): IT DOESNT STOP
  2876. [20:02:06] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO THE FUCKING ITEMS
  2877. [20:02:08] Yakobro: Towers now grant an armor aura to allied heroes [?]
  2878. [20:02:24] Yakobro: Evasion now uses Pseudo-Random Distribution
  2879. [20:02:25] Yakobro: GG
  2880. [20:02:31] Yakobro: The large Centaur camp now spawns 2 Centaur Coursers instead of 1
  2881. [20:02:47] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Mortal Strike now does a critical hit for double the value when attacking non-heroes
  2882. [20:02:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): JUNGLE WRAITH KING IS BACK BOYS
  2883. [20:03:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Static Field no longer disables Blink Dagger
  2884. [20:03:04] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): FUCKING FINALLY
  2885. [20:03:05] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): GOD
  2886. [20:04:05] Yakobro: WTF IS ECHO SABER
  2887. [20:04:20] Yakobro: blight stone is cool
  2888. [20:04:20] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I READ IT AND IM STARTING A LOBBY WITH MARK AND MYLES JUST TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK IT ACTUALY DOES
  2889. [20:04:33] Yakobro: like, blight stone is so good for legion
  2890. [20:04:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): yeah that shit is gonna make deso legion so good
  2891. [20:04:47] Yakobro: WTF RAINDROPS
  2892. [20:05:24] Yakobro: LOL TOME OF KNOWLEDGE?
  2893. [20:05:48] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): im testing out echo saber legion
  2894. [20:05:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): if it works
  2895. [20:05:54] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): this is gonna be absurd
  2896. [20:06:06] Yakobro: HOLY SHIT HURRICANE PIKE
  2897. [20:06:12] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YEP
  2898. [20:06:15] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT MEANS
  2899. [20:06:27] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I UNDERSTAND WHAT I THINK IT MEANS BUT I DONT KNOW HOW THE HELL ITLL WORK
  2900. [20:06:44] Yakobro: it forces you both away from each other than you can attack them from any range for 5sec/4 attacks
  2901. [20:06:49] Yakobro: when used on enemies
  2902. [20:06:54] Yakobro: on allies/self it's a normal force staff
  2903. [20:07:09] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WELP
  2904. [20:07:11] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): its only on test client
  2905. [20:07:12] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): cant see
  2906. [20:07:23] Yakobro: 8 second legion aghs lmao
  2907. [20:07:36] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): still worthless
  2908. [20:07:56] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): why would you spend 4200 to extend duel instead of 4200 to get items to make you kick peoples asses in under the 5 you've got
  2909. [20:07:58] Yakobro: Blade Mail
  2910. Now returns damage before any kind of reduction, and returns it in the same type as it was received
  2911. [20:08:00] Yakobro: hahahahahahaha
  2912. [20:08:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YEP
  2913. [20:08:03] Yakobro: spectre treatment
  2914. [20:08:17] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): that shit is absurd
  2915. [20:08:24] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): cant bkb to stop blademail anymore
  2916. [20:09:18] Yakobro: Heart of Tarrasque
  2917. Strength bonus increased from 40 to 45
  2918. [20:09:19] Yakobro: hulk
  2919. [20:10:22] Yakobro: wow silver edge
  2920. [20:10:30] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): echo sabre treant
  2921. [20:10:34] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): are you ready
  2922. [20:10:38] Yakobro: lol
  2923. [20:10:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): bitches think im joking
  2924. [20:10:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): jungle treant is coming back
  2925. [20:11:06] Yakobro: wait mirana scepter?
  2926. [20:11:12] Yakobro: Counter Helix damage type from Physical to Pure
  2927. [20:11:14] Yakobro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAHAHAHA
  2928. [20:12:33] Yakobro: chip
  2929. [20:12:47] Yakobro: ES aghs echo saber for lols
  2930. [20:13:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): problem with echo saber es is that he only gets w on the first hit
  2931. [20:13:45] Yakobro: Reduces Purifying Flames cooldown from 2.25 seconds to 1.0 and lowers cast point from 0.3 to 0.1
  2932. [20:13:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YEP
  2933. [20:13:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): OCTARINE CORE BOYS
  2934. [20:14:07] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 0.75 SECOND COOLDOWN 300 DAMAGE NUKE
  2935. [20:14:15] Yakobro: Stifling Dagger now does a real physical attack for 60 + 25/40/55/70% of your attack damage. All attack effects work and behave as if your hero performed them.
  2936. [20:14:17] Yakobro: LMFAO
  2937. [20:14:17] Yakobro: WHAT
  2938. [20:14:19] Yakobro: WHY
  2939. [20:14:31] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THE BEST PART IS AT LEVEL 1 ITS FUCKING BROKEN NOW
  2940. [20:14:44] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): JUNGLE PA IS ALSO BACK BOYS
  2941. [20:14:46] Yakobro: RAPIER STACK + AETHER LENSE PA STRATS
  2942. [20:15:44] Yakobro: lmao
  2943. [20:15:48] Yakobro: these silencer nerfs
  2944. [20:15:53] Yakobro: because of spell amp
  2945. [20:15:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): HIS Q SLOWS NOW
  2946. [20:15:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): FUCK THAT SHIT
  2947. [20:16:15] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): his aghs might be good now
  2948. [20:16:24] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 20% slow on entire enemy team that keeps up forever if they cast spells after the silence
  2949. [20:16:27] Yakobro: Causes Electric Vortex to be a 475 AoE ability around your hero.
  2950. [20:16:33] Yakobro: too bad it'll never be used
  2951. [20:16:38] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): yep
  2952. [20:17:42] Yakobro: Shadow Word cast range increased from 500 to 525/600/675/750
  2953. Fatal Bonds cooldown reduced from 25 to 24/22/20/18
  2954. Flaming Fists damage changed from 40% chance for 80/115/150 to 100% chance for 40/50/60
  2955. [20:17:43] Yakobro: loool
  2956. [20:17:55] Yakobro: Time Lapse now disjoints projectiles
  2957. Weaver now loses unit collision immediately when casting Shukuchi rather than after fading
  2958. [20:17:56] Yakobro: NO
  2959. [20:17:56] Yakobro: WHY
  2960. [20:17:59] Yakobro: FUCK
  2961. [20:18:00] Yakobro: REMOVE
  2962. [20:19:52] Yakobro: https://twitter.com/NigmaNoname/status/724659010016804864
  2963. [20:22:23] Yakobro: chip get aether octarine ES and just leap slam everything
  2964. [20:30:26] Yakobro: WAIT WHAT
  2965. [20:30:28] Yakobro: I MISSED IOT
  2966. [20:30:34] Yakobro: Mystic Flare Scepter duration increased from 2.4 to 12 seconds [?]
  2967. [20:30:38] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YEP
  2968. [20:32:53] Yakobro: oh god this is going ot break so many bots
  2969. [20:48:06] Yakobro: lmao
  2970. [20:48:12] Yakobro: dad has 1ms ping to russia
  2971. [20:51:17] Yakobro: WHY THE FUCK PICKS TECHIES ON TEST CLIENT
  2972. [20:51:21] Yakobro: WHO
  2973. [20:51:24] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Myles
  2974. [20:51:34] Yakobro: remove him
  2975. [21:19:23] Yakobro: welp
  2976. [22:08:41] Yakobro: uh
  2977. [22:08:45] Yakobro: test mirana arrow
  2978. [22:08:50] Yakobro: its hitbox seemed huge
  2979. [15:23:51] Yakobro: lmao enb
  2980. [15:24:40] Yakobro: he got invaded by an npc in the swamp, ran around for like 30min trying to find them, died due to running out of estus and couldn't find them again, then found spell lore mentioning the name of the invader and is so anoyed
  2981. [16:03:39] Yakobro: hi
  2982. [16:12:30] Yakobro: :(
  2983. [16:12:34] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ayy
  2984. [16:12:51] Yakobro: NOT LONG UNTIL THE GREAT KRIPP PACK SALTENING
  2985. [16:13:10] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ill be out watching movies with friends
  2986. [16:13:12] Yakobro: wow
  2987. [16:13:16] Yakobro: sounds AWFUL
  2988. [16:19:14] Yakobro: so
  2989. [16:19:21] Yakobro: how good is lc with blight stone + blademail now
  2990. [16:19:26] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): absurd
  2991. [16:19:33] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): blightstone is retarded
  2992. [16:19:36] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): needs to be nerfed already
  2993. [16:19:43] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): make it -1 armor for 150 gold
  2994. [16:19:47] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and buy 2 for deso
  2995. [16:19:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): -2 for 300 just lets me kill anyone
  2996. [16:20:08] Yakobro: what about super orchid on her
  2997. [16:20:14] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): havent tried, doubt its good
  2998. [16:20:18] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): just get daedalus instead
  2999. [16:20:29] Yakobro: it's like an mkb too though
  3000. [16:27:15] Yakobro: how good is silver edge :P
  3001. [16:30:11] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): its alright still
  3002. [16:30:20] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): its cheaper which is much better
  3003. [16:40:25] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THIS IS THE BEST
  3004. [16:40:48] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): invaded a guy and his co-op guy, they chased me around, i went near one of the guys who explode into a monster
  3005. [16:40:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): they spent LITERALLY 10 MINUTES
  3006. [16:40:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): LITERALLY
  3007. [16:40:58] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): trying to arrow it from various angles so they could hunt me
  3008. [16:41:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and eventually they gave up and came
  3009. [16:41:18] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and i jumped off a ledge to plunging attack both of em by the stairs while it came at them
  3010. [16:41:21] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and host died
  3011. [16:41:57] Yakobro: bloodthorn lc meta I bet you
  3012. [16:42:04] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i doubt it
  3013. [16:42:09] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): daedalus is cheaper and better at that cost
  3014. [16:42:20] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i considered bloodthorn with skadi
  3015. [16:42:22] Yakobro: HOW IS IT BETTER
  3016. [16:42:25] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): or the new double attack
  3017. [16:42:32] Yakobro: IT'S LIKE MKB + CRIT + MANA REGEN + SILENCE
  3018. [16:42:33] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ITS MORE DAMAGE AND CHEAPER AND LC BARELY USES THE SILENCE
  3019. [16:42:35] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WHAT, FOR DUELS?
  3020. [16:42:39] Yakobro: amp
  3021. [16:42:41] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): TEMPORARY MKB
  3022. [16:42:41] Yakobro: :p
  3023. [16:42:51] Yakobro: YOU ONLY NEED THE MKB IN DUEL DURATION
  3024. [16:42:53] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): amp doesnt work until after the duel finishes usually
  3025. [16:43:00] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): No, lots of times you dont
  3026. [16:43:00] Yakobro: a kill is a kill
  3027. [16:43:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): LOTS of times
  3028. [16:43:16] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): mkb is super important as a cleanup item
  3029. [16:43:22] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i still gotta experiment with it though
  3030. [16:43:25] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): im not just gonna ignore it
  3031. [16:43:35] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): apparently the crit rates stack which could make it good enough
  3032. [16:43:42] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): but building orchid on lc fucking SUCKS
  3033. [16:43:42] Yakobro: orchid stats are so good for her though
  3034. [16:43:49] Yakobro: mana regen some attack + attack speed
  3035. [16:43:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): you dont need the mana regen at ALL
  3036. [16:43:53] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I NEVER have mana problems on her
  3037. [16:43:54] Yakobro: WHY
  3038. [16:43:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): you can get a deso with that money
  3039. [16:43:58] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): or a bkb
  3040. [16:43:59] Yakobro: YOU NEVER NEED TO GO BASE
  3041. [16:44:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): both of those are WAY better
  3042. [16:44:05] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I NEVER GO TO BASE ON LC ANYWAYS
  3043. [16:44:09] Yakobro: UHUH
  3044. [16:44:10] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I DONT EVEN BUILD MANA ITEMS
  3045. [16:44:18] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YOU DONT NEED THEM UNLESS YOU GO LIKE MAX Q W FIRST
  3046. [16:44:28] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): AND IF YOU GO ORCHID FIRST YOU'RE FUCKED ANYWAYS
  3047. [16:44:30] Yakobro: WELL THE ONE GAME WITH YOU AS LC I PLAYED YOU THREW
  3048. [16:44:42] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I DIDNT THROW, I JUST COULDNT CARRY HARD ENOUGHN WITH 250 PING
  3049. [16:44:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): AND OUR TEAM WAS WORTHLESS
  3050. [16:44:46] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): INCLUDING YOU
  3051. [16:44:48] Yakobro: WOW
  3052. [16:44:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ESPECIALLY YOU
  3053. [16:45:20] Yakobro: lina was
  3054. [17:03:34] Yakobro: kripp stream
  3055. [17:05:39] Yakobro: https://www.reddit.com/r/TumblrInAction/comments/4gis2n/kill_all_white_people/
  3056. [17:26:09] Yakobro: https://twitter.com/LIRIK/status/724994090526474240
  3057. [18:09:53] Yakobro: 60k kripp viewers pre-expansion
  3058. [18:33:16] Yakobro: YEEEEEEE
  3059. [18:33:22] Yakobro: 75k and growing
  3060. [18:42:43] Yakobro: 101k
  3061. [18:46:44] Yakobro: 108k
  3062. [18:52:12] Yakobro: 111k
  3063. [19:03:24] Yakobro: 115k
  3064. [20:14:01] Yakobro: 710 packs so far
  3065. [20:48:42] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): back
  3066. [20:48:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): movie was fun
  3067. [20:48:52] Yakobro: kripps first game
  3068. [20:48:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): kripp unpacking vod when
  3069. [20:49:12] Yakobro: it should be there now on twitch
  3070. [20:49:20] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): bitchin
  3071. [20:53:23] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 4th pack got druid legend
  3072. [21:21:49] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): got new hogger too
  3073. [21:22:07] Yakobro: sounds shit
  3074. [21:22:15] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): they were the 2 i wanted
  3075. [21:22:34] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): only other one i want is yogg saron
  3076. [21:36:57] Yakobro: lmao light rag
  3077. [21:37:03] Yakobro: LIVE INSECT
  3078. [21:43:25] Yakobro: LMAO
  3079. [21:43:26] Yakobro: HAHAHAH
  3080. [21:43:30] Yakobro: THAT YOGG
  3081. [21:52:04] Yakobro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbnEBW8PZ_k
  3082. [21:52:11] Yakobro: is this the greatest video ever?
  3083. [22:48:14] Yakobro: FINE
  3084. [22:50:49] Yakobro: :(
  3085. [22:50:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): IM DOING SHIT
  3086. [22:51:07] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): RESUME SHIT
  3087. [22:51:16] Yakobro: SOUNDS USELESS
  3088. [22:57:02] Yakobro: DONE YET?
  3089. [22:57:09] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): NO
  3090. [22:57:12] Yakobro: WHY
  3091. [22:57:15] Yakobro: JUST DO IT
  3092. [23:28:09] Yakobro: done yet?
  3093. [23:28:16] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): NO
  3094. [23:28:19] Yakobro: <3
  3095. [23:58:47] Yakobro: done yet?
  3096. [00:14:10] Yakobro: :(
  3097. [00:26:20] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): HOLY FUCK
  3098. [00:26:23] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I DID MY 7 WINS FOR A PACK
  3099. [00:26:26] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): GOT YOGG SARON
  3100. [00:26:31] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I DONT BELIEVE THIS SHIT
  3101. [00:26:31] Yakobro: 22:51 - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): IM DOING SHIT
  3102. 22:51 - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): RESUME SHIT
  3103. [00:26:32] Yakobro: 22:51 - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): IM DOING SHIT
  3104. 22:51 - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): RESUME SHIT
  3105. [00:26:33] Yakobro: 22:51 - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): IM DOING SHIT
  3106. 22:51 - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): RESUME SHIT
  3107. [00:26:34] Yakobro: 22:51 - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): IM DOING SHIT
  3108. 22:51 - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): RESUME SHIT
  3109. [00:26:34] Yakobro: 22:51 - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): IM DOING SHIT
  3110. 22:51 - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): RESUME SHIT
  3111. [00:26:35] Yakobro: 22:51 - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): IM DOING SHIT
  3112. 22:51 - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): RESUME SHIT
  3113. [00:26:39] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i was doing HS while talking with myles
  3114. [00:26:41] Yakobro: 22:51 - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): IM DOING SHIT
  3115. 22:51 - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): RESUME SHIT
  3116. [00:27:22] Yakobro: I HOPE YOUR HS ACCOUNT GET 4CHANNED
  3117. [00:49:13] Yakobro: :(
  3118. [01:02:18] Yakobro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8y2OrMV1kM
  3119. [01:09:49] Yakobro: :(
  3120. [01:11:13] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): LATER
  3121. [01:11:16] Yakobro: WHY
  3122. [01:11:21] Yakobro: YOU'RE JUST DICKING AROUND IN HS
  3123. [01:11:27] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): NO TALKING WITH MYLES
  3124. [01:11:34] Yakobro: SAME THING
  3125. [01:11:37] Yakobro: BOTH INVOLVE DICKS
  3126. [03:16:32] Yakobro: I HOPE THEY RELEASE OPM S2 AND IT'S ALL JUST NARUTO FILLER INSTEAD
  3127. [03:16:46] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): we're watching trumps victory speech
  3128. [03:16:48] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): done after that
  3129. [03:16:56] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WAIT WHY DOES IT MATTER
  3130. [03:16:59] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ME FOR
  3131. [03:17:06] Yakobro: eeeey
  3132. [03:17:16] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): oh right one piece i guess
  3133. [03:18:03] Yakobro: SORRY DOING RESUME STUFF
  3134. [03:18:10] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i fucking wish
  3135. [03:29:21] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): "> your daily reminder that white men like boobs, and niggers like ass don't be fooled by the Gluteal Jew"
  3136. [03:43:13] Yakobro: kripp yogg time almost
  3137. [03:43:21] Yakobro: he's gonna kill himself with fatigue
  3138. [03:44:21] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): speaking of which, one piece stream?
  3139. [03:44:41] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): after i see him yog
  3140. [03:44:44] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): yog is fun
  3141. [03:45:00] Yakobro: he always waits until he's got 0 cards and dies to fatigue
  3142. [03:45:48] Yakobro: yup
  3143. [03:46:08] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): this is a pretty accurate representation of how yogg actually usually ends up honestly
  3144. [03:46:19] Yakobro: LOL
  3145. [03:46:39] Yakobro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8y2OrMV1kM
  3146. [03:46:41] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): k thats enough childrens card games for you i think
  3147. [03:46:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): http://www.hitbox.tv/whensjosuke
  3148. [03:47:12] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): well
  3149. [03:47:18] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i think opening one piece crashed my driver
  3150. [03:47:21] Yakobro: gj
  3151. [03:48:35] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): alright that should be better i guess
  3152. [03:49:00] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): well
  3153. [03:49:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i may have gotten the wrong subs
  3154. [03:49:08] Yakobro: HOW
  3155. [03:49:15] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THEY WERE IN THE ENGLISH SECTINO
  3156. [03:49:22] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THEY WERE IN FARSI
  3157. [03:50:18] Yakobro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8y2OrMV1kM
  3158. [03:51:32] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): OKAY GOT THE RIGHT ONE
  3159. [03:51:34] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): SEE ITS NOT SO BAD
  3160. [03:51:39] Yakobro: YOU ARE
  3161. [03:52:15] Yakobro: HOW DID I ALMOST GET YOU
  3162. [03:52:18] Yakobro: I CAN'T TURN IT ON
  3163. [03:52:24] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YOU DIDNT TELL ME
  3164. [03:52:28] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YOU EXPECT ME TO REMEMBER>?
  3165. [03:52:30] Yakobro: why would I
  3166. [03:53:10] Yakobro: wait
  3167. [03:53:24] Yakobro: how did they know his name was sabo, did he tell dragon before or something I don't even
  3168. [03:53:47] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): he remembered or something i dunno and even if i was told i wouldnt remember
  3169. [03:53:56] Yakobro: NICE HQ IN THE MIDDLE OF A WINDY DESERT
  3170. [03:54:16] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): in fairness if dragon has a weather fruit thats like a great HQ
  3171. [03:54:49] Yakobro: FIRE FIST WOULDN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO HIM AND ACE COULD MEAN LIKE ANYONE
  3172. [03:55:06] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ...YEAH IM SURE THERE ARE LOTS OF PEOPLE NAMED ACE
  3173. [03:55:11] Yakobro: WHY NOT
  3174. [03:55:15] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ...
  3175. [03:55:31] Yakobro: GJ ACE
  3176. [03:56:38] Yakobro: what a bitch
  3177. [03:58:10] Yakobro: and then he killed everyone
  3178. [03:59:02] Yakobro: GJ WITH THAT
  3179. [03:59:08] Yakobro: YOU LOST TO LITERALLY EVERYONE
  3180. [03:59:10] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): fucking rude
  3181. [03:59:12] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): EVERYONE
  3182. [03:59:14] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YOU MEAN LIKE WHAT
  3183. [03:59:15] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): TWO PEOPLE?
  3184. [03:59:25] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ALSO TWO OF THE STRONGEST ONES IN EXISTENCE
  3185. [03:59:43] Yakobro: WHITEBEARD, BLACKBEARD, AIKANU, EVEN SMOKER HAD HIM AT A STANDSTILL
  3186. [04:00:06] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WHITEBEARD DID IT WHEN HES YOUNG AND WAS A FUCKING EMPEROR, I DONT REMEMBER SMOKER
  3187. [04:00:16] Yakobro: at alabasta
  3188. [04:00:27] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): im pretty sure ace wasnt even trying
  3189. [04:00:34] Yakobro: uhuh
  3190. [04:00:48] Yakobro: HE'S DEAD HE DIDN'T SAY SHIT
  3191. [04:00:59] Yakobro: HOW CAN YOU CRY FRANKY
  3192. [04:01:20] Yakobro: YUP
  3193. [04:01:27] Yakobro: ROBIN IS THE ONLY SENSIBLE ONE
  3194. [04:01:54] Yakobro: I feel like whatever 1 guy can bring back is only gonna be a snack
  3195. [04:02:03] Yakobro: even if it was like zoro
  3196. [04:02:35] Yakobro: THAT WAS A PICTURE OF GOLD RADGER NOT LUFFY
  3197. [04:02:39] Yakobro: RODGER
  3198. [04:03:52] Yakobro: rekt
  3199. [04:04:14] Yakobro: lmao
  3200. [04:04:18] Yakobro: the best
  3201. [04:04:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): the fucking face ruining everything
  3202. [04:04:56] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): god damnit
  3203. [04:05:01] Yakobro: RUINING?
  3204. [04:05:31] Yakobro: KappaPRide
  3205. [04:05:49] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and theyre technically not even blood related either
  3206. [04:06:36] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): luffy you are the fucking worst at this
  3207. [04:06:38] Yakobro: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ON YOUR OWN YOU HAVE LIKE THE WHOLE REVOLUTIONARY ARMY
  3208. [04:07:00] Yakobro: NO
  3209. [04:07:09] Yakobro: I WANT IT FOR USOPP
  3210. [04:07:23] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): hed still figure out a way to fuck it up and make it like the worst fruit of all time
  3211. [04:07:35] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): like how people with stupid bad fruits make them god tier but in reverse
  3212. [04:07:39] Yakobro: OH GOD
  3213. [04:07:40] Yakobro: NO
  3214. [04:07:40] Yakobro: NO
  3215. [04:07:42] Yakobro: WHY
  3216. [04:07:46] Yakobro: WHY MAKE THAT
  3217. [04:08:01] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i doubt hes just gonna die, itll probably have some other plot relevance
  3218. [04:08:07] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): but his "going to die" meter just went up by like
  3219. [04:08:11] Yakobro: IT'S LUFFY'S CARD
  3220. [04:08:12] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 20 points on a 100 point scale
  3221. [04:08:29] Yakobro: lol
  3222. [04:09:01] Yakobro: aaaay
  3223. [04:09:12] Yakobro: NICE BLIND HACK POWERS
  3224. [04:09:14] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i wonder if the guy who controls gravity fucked with the dice
  3225. [04:09:23] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i guess they have nothing to be suspicious about
  3226. [04:09:28] Yakobro: YES THEY DO
  3227. [04:09:31] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): NO
  3228. [04:09:33] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
  3229. [04:09:36] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): SHUT UP
  3230. [04:09:36] Yakobro: HE KNEW IT WAS 1
  3231. [04:09:45] Yakobro: HOW CAN THEY NOT BE THEY SPEND ALL THEIR TIME WITH HIM
  3232. [04:09:47] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): lmao cabbage
  3233. [04:09:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): wait
  3234. [04:09:58] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): is rebecca wearing clothes?
  3235. [04:10:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): sec
  3236. [04:10:05] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i got the wrong episode
  3237. [04:10:08] Yakobro: SHE'S NOT IN THE ARENA NO
  3238. [04:10:09] Yakobro: W
  3239. [04:10:16] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): this is the iranian version
  3240. [04:10:23] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): whatever too late
  3241. [04:10:26] Yakobro: wouldn't she be being stoned otherwise
  3242. [04:10:55] Yakobro: KING OF A PILE OF RUBBLE
  3243. [04:10:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): FUCK
  3244. [04:11:00] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): actually
  3245. [04:11:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): thats fitting
  3246. [04:11:13] Yakobro: YO WHAT
  3247. [04:11:23] Yakobro: FUCK BOATS
  3248. [04:11:31] Yakobro: WHY DOES HE GET TO FLY WTF
  3249. [04:11:31] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): who the fuck controls those
  3250. [04:12:06] Yakobro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8y2OrMV1kM
  3251. [04:12:16] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): old
  3252. [04:13:00] Yakobro: I feels like we could have cut half that episode out
  3253. [04:13:08] Yakobro: where he's just crying at the newspaper
  3254. [04:13:17] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): he took his time there
  3255. [04:13:21] Yakobro: and flashbacking things we've seen
  3256. [17:38:36] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): http://i.imgur.com/SEHdOtt.jpg
  3257. [19:10:25] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): went 12-2 in an arena run with 4 faceless summoners as mage
  3258. [19:10:31] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): easy game easy life
  3259. [19:10:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): SHITTIEST REWARDS OF ALL TIME
  3260. [19:10:56] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 250 gold, a pack and 2 gold rares
  3261. [19:11:08] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I THOUGHT WE GET LIKE 2 PACKS NOW FOR 4 WINS
  3262. [19:12:07] Yakobro: https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4gouzf/chinese_reactions_to_lgd_invite/d2jgiwq?context=10000
  3263. [19:12:23] Yakobro: YOU DID GET 2 PACKS, 250G + PACK
  3264. [19:12:35] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): AT 4 WINS YOU GET GOLD AND 2 ACTUAL NEW PACKS
  3265. [19:12:40] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THATS FUCKING AS MUCH GOLD AS I GOT FOR 12 WINS
  3266. [19:52:19] Yakobro: AGHS SKYWRATH ULT LASTS SO LONG
  3267. [19:52:25] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): yeah its hilarious
  3268. [20:56:15] Yakobro: https://youtu.be/Nd5Mbyhvxig?t=1403
  3269. [21:04:17] Yakobro: :(
  3270. [21:04:23] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): memes
  3271. [21:04:32] Yakobro: go meme robbie
  3272. [21:04:40] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): hes offline
  3273. [21:05:17] Yakobro: what about internet robbie
  3274. [21:05:32] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): hes also offline
  3275. [21:05:35] Yakobro: COINCIDENCE?
  3276. [21:05:35] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): HES ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT
  3277. [21:05:47] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): real life robbie is talking ds3 on whatsapp
  3278. [21:06:17] Yakobro: robbie can't exist in real life
  3279. [21:06:33] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): hes an old god, in a plane seperate from our own
  3280. [21:06:44] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): the only difference is instead of being above our plane, like most old gods, he's just below ours
  3281. [21:07:21] Yakobro: just make yogg robbie
  3282. [21:07:35] Yakobro: he throws out random bullshit that just makes you mad most of the time
  3283. [21:07:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): "Yogg-Robbie- Casts pyroblast on your face once for each spell used this game"
  3284. [21:08:08] Yakobro: kripp got double sprint at 0 cards as his first yogg
  3285. [21:08:37] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i need to craft ice blocks just for a mage yogg deck
  3286. [21:08:38] Yakobro: I don't think I've ever seen tree of life
  3287. [21:08:48] Yakobro: nah cabalist tomes
  3288. [21:08:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i have one of those
  3289. [21:08:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i run it in my yogg deck
  3290. [21:09:06] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): its actually GOTTEN me ice blocks several times
  3291. [21:09:08] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): that save me games
  3292. [21:09:11] Yakobro: and the discover 3 drop spiders
  3293. [21:09:34] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i need to fix the deck up a bit though because theyre never low enough by the time I summon yogg that I can actually use it to realistically kill him
  3294. [21:14:12] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): FUCK
  3295. [21:14:12] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): FUCK
  3296. [21:14:13] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): SANDOIHNIW
  3297. [21:14:14] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): DQWOIJMFIBIQO
  3298. [21:14:20] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Final Exam Grade (%) 94.20
  3299. [21:14:25] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): MY FINAL MARK IS 89.25%
  3300. [21:14:29] Yakobro: uh
  3301. [21:14:31] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): IM 0.25% OFF BEING ROUNDED UP
  3302. [21:14:33] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): TO THE A+
  3303. [21:14:36] Yakobro: eeey
  3304. [21:14:40] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): FUCK EVERYTHING
  3305. [21:39:43] Yakobro: oh hey they might enable poise in ds3 at some point
  3306. [21:41:52] Yakobro: https://www.reddit.com/r/darksouls3/comments/4go7xg/why_do_the_illusionary_wall_ahead_messages_with/d2jfia5?context=10000
  3307. [21:41:53] Yakobro: lmao
  3308. [21:51:22] Yakobro: https://twitter.com/TheMaelk/status/725280865950011392
  3309. [21:51:25] Yakobro: yeeeee
  3310. [22:26:18] Yakobro: :(
  3311. [22:27:30] Yakobro: https://twitter.com/pewdiepie/status/724071445043646464
  3312. [23:10:58] Yakobro: "big boss never held his kids brains" - "he TRIED really hard to"
  3313. [00:33:25] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): went to dave and busters
  3314. [00:33:26] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): life is good
  3315. [00:33:33] Yakobro: nothing is good
  3316. [00:33:38] Yakobro: enjoy your A
  3317. [00:34:00] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THERE COULD BE A BELLCURVE IF OTHER CLASS FUCKED UP FINAL EXAM MAYBE
  3318. [01:05:49] Yakobro: 1:05 Xadrunas: Have you ever teased your mother's nipples so much she lactated tooth paste?
  3319. [01:08:49] Yakobro: 01:08 - Lord Scanthax: ask him if hes ever wondered about if his dad died one day and then a few days later he woke up and his nipples are gone and then he found out that his dad would sneak into his room at night and put two hickeys on his chest where his nipples would be, not for any sexual reason or anything but so that he wouldnt feel different from the other kids at school?
  3320. [01:09:13] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i dont think so
  3321. [01:10:07] Yakobro: but you're not sure
  3322. [01:10:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): im not sure in the same way im not sure the matrix is real
  3323. [02:01:57] Yakobro: kripp
  3324. [02:02:17] Yakobro: shit's -2c here in almost may wtf
  3325. [02:11:11] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I HOPE YOU GET SHOT
  3326. [02:11:17] Yakobro: ?
  3327. [02:11:21] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): NON-LETHALLY BUT IN A WAY THAT WONT LET YOU WATCH ANIME
  3328. [02:11:26] Yakobro: good
  3329. [02:11:28] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 8:33 PM - Lord Scanthax: so chip
  3330. 8:34 PM - Lord Scanthax: you mind explaining why you didnt get an a+
  3331. [02:11:30] Yakobro: anime was a mistake
  3332. [02:11:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): but your eyes are scarred inside in the shape of ryuuko
  3333. [02:11:51] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): so its the only thing you can see when you close your eyes
  3334. [02:12:07] Yakobro: I can pretend it's satsuki
  3335. [02:12:14] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): short hair satsuki
  3336. [02:12:25] Yakobro: better than ryuuko
  3337. [02:18:48] Yakobro: LOL
  3338. [02:19:05] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): AHAHAHAHAH
  3339. [02:19:31] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): man its weird we both had a simultaneous conscious realization of how retarded you are
  3340. [02:19:51] Yakobro: I'm not the one friends with robbie
  3341. [02:19:53] Yakobro: or me
  3342. [02:20:31] Yakobro: kripp got double legendary on his f2p account
  3343. [02:34:30] Yakobro: <3
  3344. [02:34:39] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ?
  3345. [02:38:24] Yakobro: ?
  3346. [03:25:22] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 100% winrate as jungle morphling among 3 games
  3347. [03:25:39] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): aghs octarine eblade dagon
  3348. [03:25:57] Yakobro: NotLikeThis
  3349. [03:26:23] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): robbie gets super tanky lifestealer
  3350. [03:26:35] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i ult on him, we have 3 units with 5 health just wapping at them
  3351. [03:26:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): then i create spell illusion of ogre magi
  3352. [03:26:49] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): double quadruple q
  3353. [03:27:07] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): they dont tell you in the tutorial that dota has an easy mode
  3354. [03:27:10] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): you gotta figure it out yourself
  3355. [03:27:50] Yakobro: robbie as lifestealer makes too much sense
  3356. [03:38:04] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): someone tried to copy my cancer prophet build
  3357. [03:38:24] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): so me mark and robbie all built maelstrom
  3358. [03:38:35] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and just got infinite money
  3359. [03:38:59] Yakobro: meant the name
  3360. [03:39:16] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): none of what i said was referring to your thing
  3361. [03:39:32] Yakobro: a
  3362. [03:39:37] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): y
  3363. [03:39:39] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): y
  3364. [03:39:40] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): l
  3365. [03:39:40] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): m
  3366. [03:39:40] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): a
  3367. [03:39:41] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): o
  3368. [12:48:16] Yakobro: https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4grraj/donald_trump_announces_his_vp_pick/
  3369. [13:48:38] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Got the A+ in econ
  3370. [13:48:46] Yakobro: I dunno
  3371. [13:48:47] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): bio STILL NOT UP YET
  3372. [13:48:49] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): GOD DAMNIT
  3373. [13:48:56] Yakobro: it's fiiine
  3374. [13:49:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): NOT IF ITS AN A
  3375. [13:49:05] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I COULD GET A 3.92
  3376. [13:49:31] Yakobro: 0.05 too far
  3377. [14:03:10] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): http://i.imgur.com/MhPDsm6.webm
  3378. [14:05:56] Yakobro: stupid stands
  3379. [14:06:04] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): NINA? STANDO
  3380. [14:06:33] Yakobro: REAL VAMPIRE DIE WOULD HAVE CUT HER HEAD OFF THEN MADE HER A ZOMBIE WHILE GIVING A SPEECH ABOUT HOW COOL HE WAS
  3381. [14:06:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): GUREATO
  3382. [14:06:55] Yakobro: bakana
  3383. [14:11:27] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i just realized something
  3384. [14:11:33] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): isnt pyro worthless now that forbidden flame exists
  3385. [14:12:45] Yakobro: milhouse, cast random spells, other spell cost reductions
  3386. [14:13:17] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): cast random doesnt involve you putting it in your deck, how often are you gonna have spell reduction costs more than 1 or 2 on a pyro and how often will that matter
  3387. [14:13:26] Yakobro: LOOK
  3388. [14:13:31] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): whereas forbidden flame can be used in WAY more situations
  3389. [14:13:32] Yakobro: YOU SAID WORTHLESS
  3390. [14:13:48] Yakobro: ROBBIES OPINOIN IS WORTHLESS
  3391. [14:41:22] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): yogg paladin is more fun than expected
  3392. [14:41:30] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): probably still shit
  3393. [14:41:34] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): unless you play in wild
  3394. [14:52:09] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): yak
  3395. [14:52:14] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i dont know how i forgot to ask for like a month
  3396. [14:52:18] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): have you seen inferno cop
  3397. [14:52:40] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): INFERNO COPPU*
  3398. [14:53:01] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): if not theyre like 2 minutes each and even the youtube videos of them have subs on, just go watch its like 13 episodes its great
  3399. [14:53:12] Yakobro: eeeeh
  3400. [14:54:21] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): https://youtu.be/sUjTxZEuBuI?t=1m18s
  3401. [14:54:33] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): trigger made it
  3402. [14:54:41] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): its the most half assed shit its the best
  3403. [14:54:47] Yakobro: ARE YOU TRYIING TO MAKE ME NOT WATCH IT
  3404. [14:54:51] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THIS WAS BEFORE KLK
  3405. [14:55:08] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THIS WAS 2011/2012
  3406. [15:01:41] Yakobro: ITS FUCKING SBNOWING
  3407. [15:01:49] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): good
  3408. [15:01:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i hope you freeze
  3409. [15:01:58] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): know who wouldnt freeze?
  3410. [15:01:59] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): INFERNO COPPU
  3411. [15:02:23] Yakobro: SATSUKI
  3412. [15:02:36] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): therefore Satsuki=INFERNO COPPU
  3413. [15:03:13] Yakobro: I WISH
  3414. [15:05:17] Yakobro: http://i.imgur.com/uuaE7OJ.jpg
  3415. [15:05:35] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): you're inside so its fine
  3416. [15:24:09] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): FUCK
  3417. [15:24:17] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I SPENT AN ENTIRE GAME AS ROGUE SETTING UP BRANN YOGG
  3418. [15:24:19] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): AND HE FUCKING CONCEDES
  3419. [15:24:22] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): RIGHT BEFORE I DROP IT
  3420. [15:24:30] Yakobro: ...
  3421. [15:24:37] Yakobro: yogg rogue sounds awful
  3422. [15:24:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): you just do a normal rogue deck with yogg added in honestly
  3423. [15:25:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): you already use so many spells you dont even need to change much
  3424. [15:25:13] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): like just tack on yogg to oil rogue in place of a sprint
  3425. [15:25:32] Yakobro: and then get like triple sprint from yogg and die to fatigue
  3426. [15:25:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): just because it happened to kripp it doesnt mean itll happen to everyone
  3427. [15:25:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): there are a LOT of spells in the game
  3428. [15:26:04] Yakobro: I've never seen tree of life
  3429. [15:26:18] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): isnt that a goblins vs gnomes card
  3430. [15:26:25] Yakobro: DAMMIT
  3431. [15:26:25] Yakobro: WHY
  3432. [15:26:33] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): still works in wild at least
  3433. [15:27:09] Yakobro: I wanted the healing reversal + ToL combo
  3434. [15:29:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): NOBODY LETS ME FUCKING YOGG
  3435. [15:55:17] Yakobro: http://i.imgur.com/V0s96sY.png rip my sister
  3436. [15:55:41] Yakobro: brb like 30min being dragged OUTSIDE (puke)
  3437. [16:15:20] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YAK
  3438. [16:15:25] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THERES A STAND IN PART 4
  3439. [16:15:29] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): CALLED RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS
  3440. [16:40:30] Yakobro: old
  3441. [16:43:16] Yakobro: https://twitter.com/AngriestPat/status/725710028301307904
  3442. [19:40:43] Yakobro: :(
  3443. [20:15:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): oh shit
  3444. [20:15:59] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): how did I never think of a blue sentinel Lady Satsuki build
  3445. [20:36:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): okay i figured out the Satsuki build this is gonna be the best
  3446. [20:37:14] Yakobro: I swear to god if you use the uchi
  3447. [20:37:21] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): no, using the bloodlust
  3448. [20:37:28] Yakobro: use cestus
  3449. [20:37:35] Yakobro: or demon fist
  3450. [20:37:40] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): bloodlust/farron greatsword
  3451. [20:37:53] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): bloodlust her original sword, farron her split ones with one small one large
  3452. [20:41:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): fuck i want both a chaos blade and bloodlust for satsuki build depending on fight
  3453. [20:42:05] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i guess i gotta go get the chaos blade again in NG+ on first char
  3454. [20:47:26] Yakobro: since poise basically isn't on you can wear w/e too
  3455. [20:47:42] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): the armor question is probably the hardest one to figure out
  3456. [20:47:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): dunno what id wear
  3457. [20:47:57] Yakobro: it's literally like poise=0 somewhere
  3458. [20:48:01] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): also gotta figure if NG+ rings force you to only pvp NG+ characters or something
  3459. [20:48:04] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): yeah i saw the thing
  3460. [21:10:08] Yakobro: eeey
  3461. [21:11:00] Yakobro: no satsuki no mic reported
  3462. [21:11:09] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): im getting items for satsuki
  3463. [21:15:00] Yakobro: I wanted it to bug out while you were falling and just kill you so bad
  3464. [21:15:16] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i was half afraid of getting crushed under him somehow
  3465. [21:15:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): uhh
  3466. [21:15:53] Yakobro: wp
  3467. [21:15:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i thought this is supposed to be havels +1
  3468. [21:16:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): OH
  3469. [21:16:07] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): theyre acquired differently
  3470. [21:16:08] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): rip
  3471. [21:16:10] Yakobro: +1 Version (NG+): Archdragon Peak. From the Great Belfry bonfire, proceed down the stairs and make your way towards all the giant enemies on the left, they'll be patrolling near the only ruins you can see. The ring will be on a corpse in there.
  3472. [21:16:47] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): gotta get new ring too then
  3473. [21:16:58] Yakobro: NO
  3474. [21:17:07] Yakobro: KNOW WHO STARTED NEW
  3475. [21:17:08] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): NO WHAT
  3476. [21:17:09] Yakobro: SATSUKI
  3477. [21:22:21] Yakobro: WKW
  3478. [21:22:22] Yakobro: WOW
  3479. [21:24:34] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): IM NOT GONNA FOCUS ON STREAMING I GOT OTHER IMPORTANT SHIT
  3480. [21:24:37] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): MYLES FOUND MED SCHOOL GOLDMINE SHIT
  3481. [21:24:42] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): HAD TO TLAK WITH HIM ABOUT IT
  3482. [21:25:04] Yakobro: IF HE FOUND IT THEN OTHER PEOPLE FOUND IT AND IT ISN'T SOME GOLDMINE
  3483. [21:25:18] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): NO, ITS MEDICAL CONFERENCES YOU NEED PRIVATE INVITATION TO
  3484. [21:25:28] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): HE HAS IT BECAUSE HES WORKING AS LIKE THE POSTER BOY FOR A MED THING
  3485. [21:25:30] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): BUT HE CAN GET US IN
  3486. [21:25:48] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): AND APPARENTLY HE GOT LIKE 4 SHADOWING OFFERS AND TWO GUARANTEED RESEARCH POSITIONS TO CHOOSE FROM
  3487. [21:25:51] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): HE DIDNT EVNE EXPECT IT
  3488. [21:25:54] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): AND FOUND NOTHING GOOGLING IT
  3489. [21:34:21] Yakobro: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/4guasx/tifu_by_getting_100_on_my_chemistry_test_update/d2l3kxe?context=10000
  3490. [21:34:22] Yakobro: new strats
  3491. [21:37:49] Yakobro: coward
  3492. [21:42:25] Yakobro: double artorias
  3493. [21:47:55] Yakobro: no balls
  3494. [21:48:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): balls takes time
  3495. [21:51:53] Yakobro: lol giant killed lizard
  3496. [21:53:24] Yakobro: lool
  3497. [22:05:48] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and now i have to wait for Mehran to get back
  3498. [22:05:56] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): so i can transfer the items
  3499. [22:06:50] Yakobro: went to get food and you died FeelsBadMan
  3500. [22:06:59] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i finished getting the items
  3501. [22:07:08] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): only came back on now to make Satsuki herself
  3502. [22:07:16] Yakobro: sl1 ds3 run web
  3503. [22:07:17] Yakobro: wen
  3504. [22:07:17] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): since mehran isnt back to transfer items
  3505. [22:07:24] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): when ive finished my mad hollow run
  3506. [22:07:39] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ive wasted time on that just pvping and invading people with 0 armor and a broken straightsword raw +2
  3507. [22:07:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): now that ive played in the metaphorical 100 times normal gravity, its time for real pvp
  3508. [22:08:19] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): after mad hollow run finishes, SL1 time, but i have to see how strong the fists are
  3509. [22:08:28] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): if theyre too weak so it takes 5 years i may not but we'll see
  3510. [22:09:00] Yakobro: can still do cestus/demon fists instead of just fists
  3511. [22:09:12] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): yeah but you can upgrade those which feels cheap
  3512. [22:09:14] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): so we'll see
  3513. [22:56:36] Yakobro: uh
  3514. [22:56:41] Yakobro: use netflix free month
  3515. [22:56:44] Yakobro: looking at stuff
  3516. [22:56:51] Yakobro: search tengen
  3517. [22:57:03] Yakobro: auto "titles related to Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann"
  3518. [22:57:06] Yakobro: no ttgl actually listed
  3519. [22:57:16] Yakobro: so they know it exists but don't have it?
  3520. [22:57:23] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): uh
  3521. [22:57:29] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): mehran watched ttgl on netflix
  3522. [22:57:34] Yakobro: on america netflix
  3523. [22:57:37] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): in fact when he came over I started an episode out of spite towards him
  3524. [22:57:39] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): dunno but merican
  3525. [22:57:59] Yakobro: they have little witch academia even which is reeeeaaally weird
  3526. [23:00:30] Yakobro: at least they on;y have 1 season of DN listed
  3527. [23:00:40] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): it better be 26 episodes long
  3528. [23:01:10] Yakobro: hahaha
  3529. [23:01:12] Yakobro: 37
  3530. [23:01:48] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Wow, its impressive Netflix went through the effort of making their own fake netflix-exclusive episodes just to get people to subscribe to their service
  3531. [23:01:56] Yakobro: so
  3532. [23:02:01] Yakobro: both seasons of dn
  3533. [23:02:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): thats some dedication, but they chose the wrong show, since Death Note already ended perfectly
  3534. [23:02:05] Yakobro: fairy tail
  3535. [23:02:06] Yakobro: SAO
  3536. [23:02:10] Yakobro: attack on tiitan
  3537. [23:02:12] Yakobro: all 5*
  3538. [23:02:19] Yakobro: both LWA 4.6 or something
  3539. [23:04:32] Yakobro: HOW CAN YOU HAVE TRASH LIKE SAO AND NOT TTGL
  3540. [23:18:20] Yakobro: http://i.imgur.com/0hVOpQJ.png
  3541. [23:41:37] Yakobro: https://www.reddit.com/r/ducksintheway
  3542. [00:17:51] Yakobro: aghs skywrath is so stupid
  3543. [00:18:13] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): its great shut up
  3544. [00:18:29] Yakobro: 4 of them down with octarine
  3545. [00:54:11] Yakobro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aMXyNRggwg
  3546. [00:54:56] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): s-suh
  3547. [00:54:59] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): uhm
  3548. [00:54:59] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): well
  3549. [00:55:01] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i fucked shit uo
  3550. [00:55:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): jiwa
  3551. [00:55:09] Yakobro: ?
  3552. [00:55:14] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): shut up
  3553. [00:55:25] Yakobro: :(
  3554. [01:30:35] Yakobro: rune ded?
  3555. [01:31:16] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): he has exams
  3556. [01:33:41] Yakobro: 4 days offline
  3557. [01:33:49] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): exams
  3558. [01:33:58] Yakobro: SO
  3559. [01:34:41] Yakobro: WHEN YOU HAVE EXAMS I GET SPAMMED HOW SHIT YOU DID
  3560. [01:34:50] Yakobro: THEN YOU GET NOT AN A+ EEEEY
  3561. [01:35:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I GOT AN A+ IN ECON, NEED TO FIND OUT ABOUT BIO
  3562. [01:35:09] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): GOT 94.2 ON BIO SO GOT AN A+ ON THAT
  3563. [01:35:35] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): IM LITERALLY ALREADY BEYOND WHAT I WAS EXPECTING TO GET THIS YEAR
  3564. [01:35:59] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): MY MINIMUM POSSIBLE IS 3.9 AND WITH 2500 AND CHEM I HAD NO RIGHT TO GET ABOVE 3.8
  3565. [01:36:10] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): SINCE I DIDNT EVEN TAKE THE CHEM OR 2500 PREREQUISITES
  3566. [01:36:13] Yakobro: MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T THROW
  3567. [01:36:18] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WHAT
  3568. [01:36:22] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): HOW
  3569. [01:36:24] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): IM GETING A+'S
  3570. [01:36:26] Yakobro: AND DO SHIT ON THE EASY EXAMS
  3571. [01:36:30] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WHERE THE FUCK DID I THROW
  3572. [01:36:33] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YOU'RE LITERALLY MAKING SHIT UP
  3573. [01:36:41] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I DIDNT DO BAD ENOUGH SO YOU HAVE TO PRETEND I DID
  3574. [01:36:48] Yakobro: B
  3575. [01:36:56] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WHICH CLASS?
  3576. [01:37:00] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): TELL ME THE CLASS I GOT A B IN
  3577. [01:37:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): BECUASE IM LOOKING AT THE LIST
  3578. [01:37:06] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): AND ITS ALL A/A+'S
  3579. [01:37:24] Yakobro: BITCH YOU GOT A B IN SOME EXAM
  3580. [01:37:41] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): NOT EXAM, TEST
  3581. [01:37:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): NEVER GOT A B ON ANY EXAM
  3582. [01:38:06] Yakobro: canada school is retarded
  3583. [01:38:06] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): http://i.imgur.com/UhmVmKf.png?1
  3584. [01:38:09] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): LOCATE THE B
  3585. [01:38:44] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): if i dont get the A+ in bio 1000 im gonna be pissed because then therell be a gap in the otherwise even pattern
  3586. [01:38:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): A's on outside, A+ on inside
  3587. [01:39:39] Yakobro: http://i.imgur.com/XV15qut.png
  3588. [01:39:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I LITERALYL CALLED IT
  3589. [01:39:53] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): IN MY MIND
  3590. [01:39:58] Yakobro: <3
  3591. [01:40:05] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): whatever id have done the same
  3592. [01:40:21] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i mean, I LITERALLY DID for Myles, where he sent me his thing
  3593. [01:40:23] Yakobro: tbh I could have done it to them all but I'm too lazy
  3594. [01:40:26] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and i photoshopped D's into all of them
  3595. [01:40:29] Yakobro: WOW
  3596. [01:40:31] Yakobro: TOO
  3597. [01:40:34] Yakobro: MUCH
  3598. [01:40:36] Yakobro: EFFORT
  3599. [01:40:47] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): heres the thing
  3600. [01:40:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): it hurt for ME to look at
  3601. [01:40:51] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): after doing it
  3602. [01:41:07] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): any symbol where a mark should be that isnt shaped like an A invokes terror in our hearts
  3603. [01:41:26] Yakobro: at least you don't need to live with this http://i.imgur.com/0hVOpQJ.png
  3604. [01:41:47] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): JUST WHY DOES IT MATTER
  3605. [01:41:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WATCH IT ELSEWHERE
  3606. [01:42:03] Yakobro: EVERYONE IN THE UK
  3607. [01:42:05] Yakobro: WITH NETFLIX
  3608. [01:42:10] Yakobro: CANNOT WATCH TTGL
  3609. [01:42:19] Yakobro: AND THINK THIS IS A GOOD REPRESENTATION OF GOOD ANIME
  3610. [01:42:43] Yakobro: WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE WATCHING SAO AS THEIR FIRST SHOW
  3611. [01:42:49] Yakobro: AND LAST
  3612. [01:42:54] Yakobro: OR WORSE
  3613. [01:42:59] Yakobro: THEY THINK IT'S GOOD
  3614. [01:43:43] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): IF THEY THINK ITS GOOD THEN WE'VE DONE THE WORLD A SERVICE
  3615. [01:43:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): IN FACT IF ANYONE QUITS ANIME IT DOES THE WORLD A SERVICE
  3616. [01:43:53] Yakobro: THEY DON'T KNOW BETTER
  3617. [01:44:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WEEBS ARE DEGENERATE AND THE ONLY REASON WE ARENT EXTERMINATING THEM IS ITS TOO EXPENSIVE
  3618. [01:44:06] Yakobro: LWA HAS A LOWER RATING THAN SAO
  3619. [01:44:12] Yakobro: I ACTUALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND
  3620. [01:44:13] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): what the fuck
  3621. [01:44:21] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): NICE ""COUNTRY""
  3622. [01:44:31] Yakobro: I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THE PEOPLE WHO KNOW HOW BAS SAO IS WOULD HAVE AT LEAST DENTED THE RATING
  3623. [01:44:32] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THIS EXPLAINS YOU AND RUNE A LOT
  3624. [01:44:38] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE WHO RATE SAO HIGHER THAN LWA
  3625. [01:47:02] Yakobro: tokyo ghoul 5* too
  3626. [01:47:26] Yakobro: SPACE DANDY 4.5
  3627. [01:47:28] Yakobro: IM DONE
  3628. [01:47:40] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WWHAT
  3629. [01:47:47] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): TOKYO GHOUL 5 I CAN UNDERSTAND
  3630. [01:47:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THAT SHOW IS OKAY AT BEST
  3631. [01:48:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): IS THIS A SCALE OUT OF 5?
  3632. [01:48:07] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): BECAUSE ONLY THEN IS THAT ACCEPTABLE
  3633. [01:48:16] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): BUT THEN TOKYO GHOUL BEING 5 MAKES NO SENSE
  3634. [01:49:11] Yakobro: hey
  3635. [01:49:13] Yakobro: guess what
  3636. [01:49:20] Yakobro: sao has a higher rating than steins gate
  3637. [01:51:43] Yakobro: http://i.imgur.com/ie2b7ZD.png
  3638. [01:52:39] Yakobro: CODE GEASS
  3639. [01:52:42] Yakobro: IS ONLY S1
  3640. [01:52:49] Yakobro: WHY WOULD YOU HAVE HALF A SHOW
  3641. [06:05:33] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): its fine im sure they just watched jojo part 2 and realized he would be a better protagonist halfway through and just stopped uploading the rest
  3642. [06:05:54] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): joseph joestar in the code geass universe leading the rebellion would be the ultimate hero
  3643. [06:05:59] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): how do you stop him
  3644. [06:06:12] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THAT SHOW IS LITERALLY JUST "I PLANNED YOUR PLAN FROM THE START"
  3645. [06:06:25] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): HE'LL HAVE PLANNED OUT EVERYTHING TWELVE BATTLES AHEAD OF TIME
  3646. [06:06:36] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): also pizza naps are good
  3647. [06:19:09] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 1:14 AM - Yumiko Sakaki: go try lifestealer
  3648. 1:14 AM - Yumiko Sakaki: xD
  3649. 1:14 AM - Yumiko Sakaki: 5000 hp
  3650. 1:14 AM - Yumiko Sakaki: boys
  3651. 1:18 AM - Yumiko Sakaki: Do it
  3652. 1:18 AM - Yumiko Sakaki: =(
  3653. 1:18 AM - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): you expect me to play dota solo?
  3654. 1:18 AM - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): im not retarded
  3655. 1:18 AM - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): maybe i am
  3656. 1:18 AM - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): we'll see
  3657. 1:18 AM - Yumiko Sakaki: we all are
  3658. 1:18 AM - Yumiko Sakaki: we have it inside of us all
  3659. 1:18 AM - Yumiko Sakaki: its what makes us human :')
  3660. [06:20:09] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 1:12 AM - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): you'll be fiiine
  3661. 1:13 AM - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): just bring in your 12 page doublesided study guide with a copy of the test and its answers on the side
  3662. 1:18 AM - Bloodcyka is now Online.
  3663. 1:19 AM - Bloodcyka: u are describing the exam
  3664. 1:19 AM - Bloodcyka: the exam is to see if u can see where the answers are
  3665. 1:19 AM - Bloodcyka: its like wheres waldo
  3666. 1:19 AM - Bloodcyka: but for psyc majors
  3667. [07:17:36] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): man
  3668. [07:17:38] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i just realized
  3669. [07:17:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): we never got ANY lore on why crazy shit like what happened to Iudex Gundyr was happening
  3670. [07:18:01] Yakobro: dlcv
  3671. [07:18:03] Yakobro: dlc
  3672. [07:18:04] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i was hoping for some shit about the abyss taking over and making bloodborne shit but they actually never justified ANYTHINg
  3673. [07:18:06] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): yeah thats the hope
  3674. [07:18:19] Yakobro: the dlc will just be a pc version of BB
  3675. [07:18:24] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): dude
  3676. [07:18:37] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): if you asked me if I wanted a pc version of bloodborne or 3 new pieces of dlc for dark souls 3
  3677. [07:18:43] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I'd probably just kill myself
  3678. [07:19:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): because theres no answer
  3679. [16:25:46] Yakobro: https://twitter.com/NahazDota/status/726065012389851138
  3680. [19:31:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): AHAHAHAHA
  3681. [19:31:59] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): HES HERE ALREADY
  3682. [19:32:10] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THE RED HOT CHILLI PEPPER STAND IS ACTUALLY REAL
  3683. [19:32:11] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
  3684. [19:32:15] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): HOOLY SHIT
  3685. [19:36:55] Yakobro: eh
  3686. [19:58:40] Yakobro: https://twitter.com/NigmaNoname/status/726109507986853889
  3687. [20:11:22] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy0E-1MD0bw
  3688. [20:24:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): A+ IN BIO
  3689. [20:24:56] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WOOO
  3690. [20:25:15] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 3.92 GPA
  3691. [20:26:06] Yakobro: wow no 4
  3692. [20:26:09] Yakobro: casual
  3693. [20:26:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): the best part is its consistent
  3694. [20:27:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): A at the top, A+'s in the middle, A's on the bottom
  3695. [20:27:11] Yakobro: nice avg
  3696. [20:27:20] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): the A's are guarding the A+'s from the shitty marks
  3697. [20:27:33] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YOU SAY "NICE AVG" IN A STIUATION WHERE THE AVERAGE IS EXTREMELY NICE BUT YOU'RE TRYING TO BE SARCASTIC ABOUT IT
  3698. [20:27:38] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YOU FUCK
  3699. [20:28:20] Yakobro: :)
  3700. [20:28:27] Yakobro: dammit
  3701. [20:28:35] Yakobro: I hate that you don't know poe memes
  3702. [20:28:44] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I'm literally more pseudo-upset with you trying to spin this into a bad way than I am the actual spinning itself
  3703. [20:28:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i dont know what the word is its not pseudo upset
  3704. [20:29:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i have an obligation to be upset even at your attempts even if theyre not serious i think
  3705. [20:29:07] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i dont know what that feeling is called
  3706. [20:29:08] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): whatever
  3707. [20:29:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i actually cant believe i pulled off the A+ in bio after that shitstorm of a second test
  3708. [20:32:41] Yakobro: it's fine
  3709. [20:32:49] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): IT LITERALLY IS
  3710. [20:33:00] Yakobro: other people did shit enough that your retarded schooling system compensated
  3711. [20:33:04] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THIS IS SOME "THE GAMEBOY ADVANCE WAS A GOOD CONSOLE, SHUT UP" TIER SHIT
  3712. [20:33:15] Yakobro: :)
  3713. [20:33:43] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): man fuck york
  3714. [20:33:48] Yakobro: haha
  3715. [20:33:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): there arent any scholarship awards for getting over a 3.9 gpa
  3716. [20:33:53] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): how
  3717. [20:33:57] Yakobro: LOL
  3718. [20:33:59] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I WANT SOME FUCKING MONEY
  3719. [20:34:02] Yakobro: WHAT IS CANADA
  3720. [20:36:59] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): http://i.imgur.com/bgtPKaH.jpg
  3721. [20:37:04] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): watch INFERNO COPPU
  3722. [20:37:05] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): then luluco
  3723. [20:37:19] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): which as far as im concerned is the spiritual sequel to INFERNO COPPU
  3724. [20:38:13] Yakobro: eh
  3725. [20:38:16] Yakobro: I dunno
  3726. [20:38:31] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): OF COURSE YOU DONT, YOU HAVENT WATCHED INFERNO COPPU
  3727. [20:38:59] Yakobro: or luluco
  3728. [20:39:07] Yakobro: I actually have it downloaded :)
  3729. [20:39:13] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): luluco actually has to be watched after inferno cop
  3730. [20:39:29] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): http://i.imgur.com/ZouTFos.png?1
  3731. [20:39:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i dont know why you're just downloading luluco and not watching it anyways its not like some super "i gotta wait and watch it all in one go"
  3732. [20:39:45] Yakobro: spoilers
  3733. [20:39:49] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): its triggers short series
  3734. [20:39:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THATS EPISODE 2
  3735. [20:39:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WATCH IT FAGGOT
  3736. [20:40:02] Yakobro: 2 OUT OF LIKE 3 OR 4
  3737. [20:42:09] Yakobro: 20:42 - goriq: inferno cop wasn't all that great
  3738. [20:42:37] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GREAT IT WAS HALF ASSED
  3739. [20:42:39] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THATS THE POINT
  3740. [20:42:53] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ITS THE MOST BARE MINIMUM EFFORT THING AND INFERNO COP IS A HERO
  3741. [20:43:09] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): luluco's better but i feel inferno cop is a prerequisite
  3742. [22:08:56] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i just realized how fucking sick the name 'echo saber' is considering its effects
  3743. [22:09:28] Yakobro: https://www.reddit.com/r/space/comments/4gzrnd/uranus_through_a_telescope/
  3744. [22:45:32] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): huh
  3745. [22:45:37] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): mom got me new phone apparently
  3746. [22:45:44] Yakobro: wooow
  3747. [22:45:55] Yakobro: undeserved
  3748. [22:49:33] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): the real test is how well it plays hs
  3749. [22:50:04] Yakobro: who even cares lmao
  3750. [22:54:19] Yakobro: https://twitter.com/NigmaNoname/status/726166926263738368
  3751. [22:54:21] Yakobro: lol
  3752. [23:07:46] Yakobro: FUCK
  3753. [23:08:12] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  3754. [23:08:23] Yakobro: 24h until kiznaiver
  3755. [23:09:37] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): are you evne watching them yet
  3756. [23:15:33] Yakobro: eeey
  3757. [23:18:13] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): you deserve less than my sympathy
  3758. [23:18:20] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): you dont even deserve the benefit of the doubt of deserving any
  3759. [23:18:22] Yakobro: WOW
  3760. [23:18:26] Yakobro: WHY
  3761. [23:30:35] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Now I can use steam phone again
  3762. [23:30:42] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Finally:-):-):-):-)
  3763. [23:30:47] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): :-):-):-):-):-):-)
  3764. [23:30:57] Yakobro: ;-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-)
  3765. [23:31:13] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YOU CANT DO IT UNLESS YOURE ON A PHONE CHEATER
  3766. [23:31:15] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): FAKER
  3767. [23:45:34] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): well now i gotta go through a bunch of shit trying to get my computer to actuall accept that my phone exists
  3768. [23:45:38] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): because it wont right now
  3769. [23:45:46] Yakobro: good
  3770. [23:52:32] Yakobro: https://youtu.be/IUXCRS2VjoQ?t=2026
  3771. [23:52:33] Yakobro: YEEEEEEEEE
  3772. [23:52:35] Yakobro: HAHAHAHAHA
  3773. [23:53:14] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): nothing will ever top that version of the to be continued
  3774. [23:53:15] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): in any show
  3775. [23:56:41] Yakobro: https://twitter.com/VeggieEsports/status/726174629816078336
  3776. [23:56:43] Yakobro: lmao
  3777. [00:13:30] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): alright phone shit all fixed
  3778. [00:13:46] Yakobro: get good
  3779. [00:14:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): memes
  3780. [00:14:12] Yakobro: jack
  3781. [00:14:27] Yakobro: mgs2 wen
  3782. [00:14:32] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): NEVER
  3783. [00:14:38] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WHY DO YOU THINK I GAVE UP
  3784. [04:12:41] Yakobro: SALTYBET 4
  3785. [04:12:46] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): old
  3786. [04:13:16] Yakobro: I HOPE YOUR GRADES WERE ALL ANOTHER SCHOOL FUCKUP AND YOU GOT A 3.7
  3787. [04:13:38] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): it wouldnt be the most theyve fucked up
  3788. [19:03:56] Yakobro: https://np.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4h1w3p/lmaobox_premium_detected/d2mykmm
  3789. [19:04:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): the salt is palpible
  3790. [19:05:01] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): fuck all hackers
  3791. [19:05:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): they got rid of my dota mods
  3792. [19:05:07] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I'll never forgive any of them
  3793. [19:05:13] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): they're on tier with furries
  3794. [19:05:19] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): pre 2008 furries that is
  3795. [19:05:44] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): pre 2008 furries killed SMBZ, modern hackers killed dota 2 mods
  3796. [19:06:01] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ILL NEVER BE ABLE TO DUEL AS LC AND HEAR SATSUKIS THEME PLAYING WHILE SHE'S HOLDING THE SCISSOR BLADES AGAIN
  3797. [19:06:07] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): BECAUSE PEOPLE WANTED TO TURN TREES INTO PUMPKINS
  3798. [19:58:16] Yakobro: hi
  3799. [19:59:18] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): damnit i was gonna laugh at you since im going out with rl friends for our party thing but then i realzied i have my new phone and that has steam on it
  3800. [19:59:19] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): wahtever
  3801. [19:59:34] Yakobro: why laugh at me
  3802. [19:59:53] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): because you're not me
  3803. [19:59:58] Yakobro: great
  3804. [20:00:15] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): you've already completed your life goal of accomplishing nothing
  3805. [20:10:27] Yakobro: https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4h4r7v/dota_2_update_april_30_2016/d2ne09t?context=10000
  3806. [22:28:03] Yakobro: kiznaiver
  3807. [22:31:28] Yakobro: https://www.reddit.com/r/darksouls3/comments/4f2ifb/analysis_stamina_recoverybuff_items/
  3808. [22:58:59] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): First kidnapper episode I actually liked so far
  3809. [22:59:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Kiznaiver
  3810. [22:59:07] Yakobro: woow
  3811. [22:59:10] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Ducking autocorrect
  3812. [22:59:16] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): FUCK
  3813. [22:59:24] Yakobro: DUCK
  3814. [23:03:19] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Are you actually watching now because I don't want to spoil
  3815. [23:03:26] Yakobro: eeeh
  3816. [23:03:40] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Ok
  3817. [23:04:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): You better hope nothing I can't resist talking about happens because I'll assume you are watching and get hype over it
  3818. [23:05:24] Yakobro: I literally can't understand that sentence am I having a stroke or was it retarded
  3819. [23:05:47] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Stroke
  3820. [23:07:19] Yakobro: 23:07 - Remilia: Both
  3821. [23:07:44] Yakobro: 23:07 - Remilia: no seriously that wasn't english
  3822. [23:08:00] Yakobro: 23:07 - Megdusa ♥: I can see why he didn't get a scholarship :P
  3823. [23:08:07] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Did you link her context
  3824. [23:08:12] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Or just the sentence
  3825. [23:08:24] Yakobro: the context doesn't help
  3826. [23:08:26] Yakobro: I think?
  3827. [23:08:36] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Because It makes literally perfect sense in context
  3828. [23:09:06] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): You better hope nothing IN KIZNAIVER happens that I can't resist spoiling
  3829. [23:09:32] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Because since you refuse to tell me if you're watching it I'll assume you have and spoil it
  3830. [23:09:42] Yakobro: WOW
  3831. [23:09:43] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): See, you're just ESL
  3832. [23:09:56] Yakobro: ESL is great you suck
  3833. [23:10:16] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): That'd what an ESL would say
  3834. [23:10:53] Yakobro: ESL - English as a Second Language
  3835. [23:11:00] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Yes
  3836. [23:11:10] Yakobro: Electronic System Level
  3837. [23:11:16] Yakobro: Energy Systems Laboratory
  3838. [23:11:16] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): It's an in joke with rl friends
  3839. [23:11:18] Yakobro: Extended Shelf Life
  3840. [23:11:22] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): That stuck
  3841. [23:11:26] Yakobro: Elista (Russia)
  3842. [23:11:30] Yakobro: Iknow
  3843. [23:11:32] Yakobro: you told me
  3844. [23:45:12] Yakobro: 23:43 - Yakobro: saw something moving toward the end of my bed and thought it was a spider or something, it was my foot sticking out
  3845. 23:44 - Hawkeyes: you're beginning to become separate from your body
  3846. 23:44 - Hawkeyes: soon you will only be a spirit
  3847. 23:44 - Yakobro: good
  3848. 23:44 - Hawkeyes: inhabiting steam and reddit
  3849. 23:44 - Yakobro: I'll haunt chip
  3850. 23:44 - Hawkeyes: fair
  3851. 23:44 - Hawkeyes: rather him than me
  3852. 23:44 - Yakobro: and make his pc do random stuff
  3853. 23:44 - Hawkeyes: make it show OP/ DS spoilers
  3854. 23:45 - Yakobro: WOW
  3855. [00:26:31] Yakobro: tfw you mc mages cthun then play buff cards you thoughtstole
  3856. [00:27:23] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): >playing hearthstone
  3857. [00:27:24] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): AHAJAHAHA
  3858. [00:27:28] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): What a retard
  3859. [00:27:38] Yakobro: at keast I've never spent money on it
  3860. [00:27:39] Yakobro: turd
  3861. [00:30:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): That's because you don't have any money
  3862. [00:47:36] Yakobro: EVERYONE
  3863. [00:47:37] Yakobro: IS
  3864. [00:47:38] Yakobro: MAGE
  3865. [00:47:46] Yakobro: LITERALLY EVERYONE
  3866. [01:24:15] Yakobro: my shadowpriest just got entombed
  3867. [01:24:17] Yakobro: whats happening
  3868. [01:24:35] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Memes
  3869. [01:24:50] Yakobro: he had no board and it was silenced
  3870. [01:25:42] Yakobro: MY YETI JUST GOT INNER FIRE + DEATHED
  3871. [01:25:44] Yakobro: WHATS AHEPPNING
  3872. [01:45:45] Yakobro: http://i.imgur.com/6BAjxV8.png
  3873. [01:45:46] Yakobro: tfw
  3874. [02:02:45] Yakobro: get ragnaros lightlord from the random pladadin card epic, beat full deck cthun warrior with bullshit 0 cards classic priest
  3875. [02:02:51] Yakobro: paladin
  3876. [02:38:08] Yakobro: https://twitter.com/BillNye/status/726581758754320385
  3877. [02:38:09] Yakobro: memes
  3878. [04:31:20] Yakobro: https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/4h6kpg/modern_feminism/
  3879. [04:31:23] Yakobro: LOL the comments
  3880. [20:43:15] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Satsuki builds all set up
  3881. [20:43:24] Yakobro: cheat
  3882. [20:43:27] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): pvp is soft as fuck when you actually have a weapon
  3883. [20:43:42] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and the blood katana literally just uses Lady Maria's animation
  3884. [20:43:48] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): where you stab yourself and spray blood everywhere
  3885. [20:43:51] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and your weapon gets buffed
  3886. [20:44:03] Yakobro: uuh also the one from ds2
  3887. [20:44:23] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): >DS2
  3888. [21:47:31] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): one piece
  3889. [21:47:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i dont have food but thisll ease the depression
  3890. [21:47:48] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): http://www.hitbox.tv/whensjosuke
  3891. [21:48:24] Yakobro: nice strim
  3892. [21:48:33] Yakobro: ALSO WHAT DEPRESSION YOU GOT YOUR GRADES
  3893. [21:48:36] Yakobro: YOU HAVE DS3
  3894. [21:48:44] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): SCHOOL STARTS IN A WEEK AGAIN
  3895. [21:48:49] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): AND TOMORROW I HAVE TO GO SEND OUT JOB APPLICATIONS
  3896. [21:49:39] Yakobro: wonder who this episode's about
  3897. [21:49:51] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): sanji
  3898. [21:49:54] Yakobro: no
  3899. [21:49:55] Yakobro: dead
  3900. [21:50:00] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): exactly
  3901. [21:50:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): its his funeral episode
  3902. [21:51:37] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): zoro i dont think itll be fair
  3903. [21:51:53] Yakobro: yeah there's no way zoro would win
  3904. [21:52:40] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): "Deer rebecka
  3905. [21:52:43] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ur a fag"
  3906. [21:53:06] Yakobro: WOW
  3907. [21:53:06] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): -Hentai san
  3908. [21:53:08] Yakobro: NO LUFFY SNORING
  3909. [21:53:15] Yakobro: NICE EPISODE FUNI
  3910. [21:53:29] Yakobro: DEAD
  3911. [21:53:33] Yakobro: HAHAHA
  3912. [21:53:36] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): TWIRLY HAT CREW
  3913. [21:53:54] Yakobro: who are these guys
  3914. [21:53:58] Yakobro: have we seen them before
  3915. [21:54:08] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i think this might be a filler episode
  3916. [21:54:25] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): they were background characters ages back
  3917. [21:55:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i feel like a kick in the nuts from sanji should be lethal
  3918. [21:55:27] Yakobro: not if he doesn't try
  3919. [21:55:42] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): so his cuffs are gone
  3920. [21:56:16] Yakobro: uuh
  3921. [21:56:24] Yakobro: why can chopper even touch him
  3922. [21:56:28] Yakobro: thanks oda
  3923. [21:56:35] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): for a second i thought nami was wearing clothes
  3924. [21:56:37] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): my mistakes
  3925. [21:57:47] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i wonder if this is actually filler or not
  3926. [21:57:53] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i dont know
  3927. [21:58:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i doubt it considering how slow episodes are already
  3928. [21:58:41] Yakobro: wp
  3929. [21:59:51] Yakobro: YEAH
  3930. [21:59:52] Yakobro: DO IT
  3931. [22:00:15] Yakobro: FUCK YOU BROOK
  3932. [22:01:09] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): his name is literally sheepshead
  3933. [22:03:09] Yakobro: rekt
  3934. [22:03:29] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): gee i wonder what that's in the shape of
  3935. [22:04:34] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): so theres more than one sky island
  3936. [22:04:46] Yakobro: RUINED CITY OF BALLOON
  3937. [22:04:49] Yakobro: ...
  3938. [22:04:54] Yakobro: are you actually retarded
  3939. [22:04:56] Yakobro: nevermind
  3940. [22:05:06] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I MEAN A SKY TYPE ISLAND I DONT REMEMBER THEM EVER SAYING
  3941. [22:05:20] Yakobro: nami spent her time on a sky island
  3942. [22:05:27] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): oh right now i remembe
  3943. [22:05:28] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): bitchin
  3944. [22:06:21] Yakobro: JUST GET AIKANU TO PUNCH HIM
  3945. [22:06:43] Yakobro: HOW DO YOU FAIL IF YOU CAN'T BE BEAT
  3946. [22:08:43] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): well that was most certainly not filler
  3947. [22:08:54] Yakobro: thats just what they want you to think
  3948. [22:17:56] Yakobro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPcxXNV12lw
  3949. [00:08:22] Yakobro: FINE
  3950. [00:08:27] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WAHHH
  3951. [00:08:28] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WAHH||
  3952. [00:08:31] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THATS WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE
  3953. [00:08:32] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ALL THE TIME
  3954. [00:08:33] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): NONSTOP
  3955. [00:08:34] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): FUCKER
  3956. [00:08:38] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): GO BAKA
  3957. [00:08:46] Yakobro: AT LEAST I DON'T CRY OVER MY GRADES WHICH ARE FINE ALL THE TIME
  3958. [00:08:58] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THATS BECAUSE THEYRE ALL FAILS AND YOU'RE USED TO IT BY NOW
  3959. [00:09:11] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN AVOID FAILING IS BY NOT TAKING CLASSES AT ALL WHICH IS WHY YOU ARE WHERE YOU ARE
  3960. [00:09:14] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): IF YOU TRIED TO EAT FOOD
  3961. [00:09:14] Yakobro: THE ONLY STUFF I FAILED IS THE ONE I NEVER SHOWED UP TO
  3962. [00:09:14] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YOUD DUIE
  3963. [00:09:16] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ITS TRUE
  3964. [00:09:22] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): SO EVERYTHING
  3965. [00:09:30] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I GUESS THEY GIVE OUT ATTENDANCE MARKS WORTH 50% IN BRITAIN
  3966. [00:09:43] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): alright im good now
  3967. [00:09:48] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): last dota match pissed me the fuck off
  3968. [00:09:54] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): entire team was esl beyond all comprehension
  3969. [00:10:05] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i was like fucking furious
  3970. [00:10:24] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): MIRANA GOT A FUCJING AGHS AND WAS NEVER IN RANGE FOR IT TO PROC
  3971. [00:10:33] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): SHE WOULD HIDE SO FAR IN THE BACK IT MADE MARK LOOK LIKE HE HAD BALLS
  3972. [00:10:39] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): AND MARK SITS IN THE BACK AS FUCKING KUNKKA
  3973. [00:19:31] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): im getting a fucking pizza
  3974. [00:19:34] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): cleanse the salt
  3975. [00:19:48] Yakobro: FUCK YOU HAVE ALL THE SALT
  3976. [00:19:54] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WIW
  3977. [00:19:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WOW
  3978. [00:19:59] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): FUCK YOU TOO THEN
  3979. [00:20:04] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I HOPE YOU SPILL YOUT A{}
  3980. [00:20:05] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): {wqd
  3981. [00:20:09] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): IM OUT
  3982. [00:20:12] Yakobro: GOOD
  3983. [00:20:16] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): FUCK I HAVE MY PHONE I CNAT NBE OUT ANYMORE
  3984. [00:20:20] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): FUCK THIS NEW PHONE BGULLLSHIT
  3985. [00:20:27] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I HOPE YOU DROWN
  3986. [00:20:29] Yakobro: TURN STEAM APP OFF THEN
  3987. [00:20:34] Yakobro: SO DO I
  3988. [00:20:46] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I HOPE YOU SLIP AND KNOCK YOURSELF OUT IN A WAY THAT YOUR HEAD LANDS IN THE SINK WHILE ITS FULKL AND YOU DIE
  3989. [00:20:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): AND THAT THE WATERS SUPER GROSS AND DIRT
  3990. [00:20:55] Yakobro: FULKL
  3991. [00:20:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): BECAUSE THERE WERE DISHES IN IT
  3992. [00:21:17] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): AND NOBODY REPORTS YOUR DEATH BECAUSE THEYRE TOO EMBARASSED TO EXPLAIN HOW PATHETIC IT WAS
  3993. [00:21:21] Yakobro: IM GONNA GO WATCH BLEACH SO I CAN KILL MYSELF AT LAST
  3994. [00:21:26] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): GOOD
  3995. [00:21:43] Yakobro: BUT I'LL SPOIL OPM BEFORE I GO
  3996. [00:22:04] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): A WORTHY TRADE FOR BEING RID OF YOU
  3997. [00:22:24] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YOU ARENT WORTH THE ENTROPY TAX IT COSTS TO BE ALIVE
  3998. [00:22:34] Yakobro: ENTROPY TAX ISN'T A THING
  3999. [00:22:37] Yakobro: FUCK ENTROPY
  4000. [00:22:39] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): IT TECHNICALLY IS
  4001. [00:22:42] Yakobro: ACTUALLY JUST FUCK MADOKA
  4002. [00:22:49] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): AGREED
  4003. [00:22:57] Yakobro: SHUT UP YOU DIDN'T WATCH IT
  4004. [00:23:01] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I LITERALLY DID FUCKER
  4005. [00:23:07] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I WANTED IT TO BE WAY DARKER
  4006. [00:23:08] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WAS OVERHYPED
  4007. [00:23:11] Yakobro: YOU WATCHED LIKE 2 EPISODES
  4008. [00:23:16] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I LITERALLY WATCHED THE ENTIRE THING
  4009. [00:23:31] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ONLY THING I DIDNT WATCH WERE THE MOVIES BECAUSE I ALREADY DIDNT CARE ANYMORE
  4010. [00:24:04] Yakobro: I think the movies might be better not trying to hold a story together over episodes and just being dumb magic stuff, I dunno though
  4011. [00:24:17] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i hated the dumb magic stuff TOO though
  4012. [00:24:22] Yakobro: WHY
  4013. [00:24:26] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): IT WAS DUMB MAGIC STUFF
  4014. [00:24:29] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): KEY WORD BEING DUMB
  4015. [00:24:32] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): NONE OF IT WAS COOL TO ME
  4016. [00:24:41] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ALL OF IT WAS JUST OKAY
  4017. [00:24:53] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WHEN I HAD THE SHOW PITCHED TO ME
  4018. [00:24:56] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I WAS IMAGINING BERSERK
  4019. [00:24:58] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): BUT WITH ANIME GIRLS
  4020. [00:25:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): AND DONE WELL
  4021. [00:25:03] Yakobro: HOMU DIDN'T EVEN DO MAGIC STUFF REALLY SHE JUST GOT LIKE FULL MILITARY GEAR AND BLEW UP HALF A CITY
  4022. [00:25:11] Yakobro: 00:25 - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): AND DONE WELL
  4023. [00:25:12] Yakobro: LUL
  4024. [00:25:14] Yakobro: WHO
  4025. [00:25:18] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I WAS TOLD
  4026. [00:25:22] Yakobro: BY WHO
  4027. [00:25:29] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I DONT REMEMBER IT WAS AGES AGO
  4028. [00:25:36] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THIS WAS LIKE WHEN I JUST STARTED GETTING INTO ANIME
  4029. [00:25:43] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): AFTER CODE GEASS-ISH
  4030. [00:25:46] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): MAYBE EVEN AFTER KLK
  4031. [00:26:25] Yakobro: I need to find more dumb bullshit to watch to yell at you to watch
  4032. [00:26:33] Yakobro: BECAUSE FUCK YOU FOR NGNL
  4033. [00:26:43] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I LITERALLY TOLD YOU TO WATCH IT WHEN I WATCHED IT
  4034. [00:26:46] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): AND YOU IGNORED ME
  4035. [00:26:48] Yakobro: NOT MUCH
  4036. [00:26:48] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED
  4037. [00:27:14] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I WILL NEVER FEEL EVEN THE SLIGHTEST BIT BAD CONSIDERING ITS BEEN FUCKING 3 YEARS AND YOU STILL HAVENT FINISHED APOLLO JUSTICE
  4038. [00:27:23] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I DONT KNOW HOW HAWKEYE PLANS TO GET YOU TO READ THAT HARRY POTTER FIC
  4039. [00:27:23] Yakobro: look
  4040. [00:27:33] Yakobro: I really went to continue it like a week or two ago
  4041. [00:27:35] Yakobro: but my saves fucked
  4042. [00:27:46] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YOU CAN LITERALLY JUST DOWNLOAD ONE SOMEWHERE IM PRETTY SURE
  4043. [00:27:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): EACH GAME HAS SAVES FOR EACH CASE AT EACH PART
  4044. [00:27:54] Yakobro: AT A RANDOM POINT IN THE GAME?
  4045. [00:28:01] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): NO, FROM THE LAST SAVEPOINT IN THE CASE
  4046. [00:28:05] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THAT YOU REACHED
  4047. [00:28:38] Yakobro: LOOK IT'S FINE
  4048. [00:28:44] Yakobro: I'LL NEVER GET TO PLAY THE NEW ONES ANYWAY
  4049. [00:29:58] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): SO? AS STORY IS SICK
  4050. [00:30:10] Yakobro: I love autocorrect
  4051. [00:30:11] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): AND I CAN'T SPOIL IT'S CLOSURE IF IT'S IN AA6
  4052. [00:30:45] Yakobro: YUP
  4053. [00:30:53] Yakobro: CANT PLAY AA5 EVER
  4054. [00:30:55] Yakobro: OR 6
  4055. [00:30:57] Yakobro: SO WHY BOTHER
  4056. [00:31:01] Yakobro: LIFE IS DARKNESS
  4057. [00:34:42] Yakobro: https://twitter.com/MattMcMuscles/status/726917478182445057
  4058. [00:34:43] Yakobro: LOL
  4059. [00:40:07] Yakobro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhxzZER_A6g
  4060. [04:10:47] Yakobro: man
  4061. [04:11:12] Yakobro: r/eve is like r/dota2 if shitposting was actually what dota was designed around
  4062. [04:11:15] Yakobro: it's great
  4063. [12:43:20] Yakobro: https://webm.lol/v/1z5aeeda0.webm
  4064. [14:51:58] Yakobro: :(
  4065. [17:36:29] Yakobro: hi
  4066. [17:57:41] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): time to go drop off resumes
  4067. [17:57:43] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): rip me
  4068. [17:57:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i dont wanna walk :(
  4069. [18:18:57] Yakobro: https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/727178427120279552
  4070. [19:19:53] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ez
  4071. [19:25:12] Yakobro: ?
  4072. [19:25:18] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): memes
  4073. [19:25:28] Yakobro: anime
  4074. [19:25:37] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): what the fuck man
  4075. [19:25:53] Yakobro: ?
  4076. [19:26:12] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): trigger warning that shit
  4077. [20:16:30] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): "You wouldn't vape a car"
  4078. [20:18:13] Yakobro: don't tell me what I wouldn't do
  4079. [20:19:34] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): you wouldnt get a job
  4080. [20:21:33] Yakobro: jokes on you I had one
  4081. [20:21:47] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): doing your moms dishes isnt a real job
  4082. [21:04:55] Yakobro: WOW REALLY BLIZZ
  4083. [21:04:58] Yakobro: OLD GODS IS OUT?
  4084. [21:05:06] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): wait what
  4085. [21:05:14] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): when
  4086. [21:05:17] Yakobro: they just emailed me
  4087. [21:05:23] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): its out NOW?
  4088. [21:05:26] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): FUCK
  4089. [21:05:30] Yakobro: THEY SAID SO SO MAYBE
  4090. [21:05:36] Yakobro: MAYBE NAXX IS OUT TOO
  4091. [21:05:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i wouldnt get my hopes up
  4092. [22:49:51] Yakobro: https://twitter.com/NigmaNoname/status/727252718595768320
  4093. [22:49:59] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 5:47 PM - Silent Radiance: I didn't expect kill la kill to have that much
  4094. 5:47 PM - Silent Radiance: almost nudity
  4095. 5:47 PM - Silent Radiance: lol
  4096. [22:50:25] Yakobro: MUST NOT BE TO EP 17 YET THEN
  4097. [22:52:20] Yakobro: http://i.imgur.com/tsjPHrc.gif
  4098. [00:28:48] Yakobro: https://twitter.com/MattMcMuscles/status/727277703905288192
  4099. [00:51:31] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): lmao
  4100. [00:51:37] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): robbie calls mark to get him to dota
  4101. [00:51:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): "well he sounded suicidal so ill leave him be and let it happen"
  4102. [00:51:49] Yakobro: sounds shit
  4103. [00:53:19] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): you would know
  4104. [00:53:35] Yakobro: yeah I have to speak to you
  4105. [00:53:54] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): must be hard trying every day to find something you're better at and coming up short
  4106. [00:54:26] Yakobro: im better at not having watched sao
  4107. [00:54:46] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): thats not a skill
  4108. [00:54:51] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i wish it was so i wouldnt have watched it
  4109. [00:55:17] Yakobro: I TOLD YOU NOT TO
  4110. [00:55:33] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): NOTHING YOU SAY IS EVER WORTH TRUSTING
  4111. [00:55:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ITS NOT EVEN A MATTER OF IT BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME BECAUSE THATD MAKE YOU USEFUL IN THAT I CAN JUST NOT LISTEN TO YOU
  4112. [00:55:51] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ITS ABRITRARILY RIGHT OR WRONG
  4113. [00:57:23] Yakobro: WHEN HAVE I EVER BEEN WRONG
  4114. [00:59:15] Yakobro: EVER
  4115. [01:14:21] Yakobro: if you want to see crits go bloodthorne daedalus WR
  4116. [01:14:31] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): oh dont worry ive seen it
  4117. [01:18:01] Yakobro: ROBBIE VERSATILITY
  4118. [01:18:03] Yakobro: 0
  4119. [01:18:38] Yakobro: blink dagon necro
  4120. [01:18:39] Yakobro: im done
  4121. [01:19:07] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): HIS MID GOT STOLEN BY DS
  4122. [01:19:09] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): SO NOW HE CAME TO MY LANE
  4123. [01:19:12] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): AND GAVE SF LIKE 50 DENIES
  4124. [01:21:11] Yakobro: don't let him go dagon
  4125. [01:21:12] Yakobro: please
  4126. [01:22:13] Yakobro: THAT MOTHERFUCKER HAS IT QUEUED AS FIRST ITEM
  4127. [01:22:59] Yakobro: MAKE HIM GO VEIL INSTEAD
  4128. [01:23:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YOU THINK ROBBIE LISTENS TO ME?
  4129. [01:24:30] Yakobro: WHY IS HE TRYING TO LASTHIT VS QB SLARK
  4130. [17:59:16] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): AHAHAHAH
  4131. [17:59:23] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): apparently the last FORTY episodes of naruto
  4132. [17:59:25] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): were filler
  4133. [18:00:01] Yakobro: k
  4134. [18:05:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 7t-
  4135. [18:24:13] Yakobro: https://twitter.com/HK_Subs/status/727549129509998592
  4136. [18:51:04] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): "I just realized I'm gonna have taxes next year, and that's scary"
  4137. [18:51:15] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): "Yeah man, all those bloodborne bosses you couldn't beat are employed by the CRA"
  4138. [19:19:29] Yakobro: https://twitter.com/GREATBLACKOTAKU/status/727557324299063297
  4139. [22:16:57] Yakobro: :(
  4140. [22:18:00] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): :(((((((
  4141. [22:18:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): im sadder than you
  4142. [22:18:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): get fucked
  4143. [22:18:05] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): loser
  4144. [22:18:30] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): man i better get one of those jobs so i can pay for shit god damnit
  4145. [22:18:37] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i want to buy games and a functioning computer
  4146. [22:19:14] Yakobro: why are you sad
  4147. [22:19:19] Yakobro: you did the shit didn't you
  4148. [22:19:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): yeah but i dont have games or work to distract me from the void and mehran/myles are too busy so its hard for rl friends to do shit together
  4149. [22:19:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): in the past 3 weeks we only managed to go see a movie and have a party
  4150. [22:20:03] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): its fucking boring
  4151. [22:20:27] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and i dont have any anime on the docket besides weekly's right now
  4152. [22:20:37] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): im downloading the original mobile suit gundam as we speak to try and fill that gap
  4153. [22:20:43] Yakobro: yeah well I haven't seen hawkeyes since like last summer
  4154. [22:21:06] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): yeah but you're like one of those weird quiet people who're dumb
  4155. [22:21:15] Yakobro: WHAT DO YOU MEAN DUMB
  4156. [22:21:33] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i start feeling upset after like TWO DAYS of not having hung out with friends for a good period of time
  4157. [22:21:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): unless i have serious distractions like super hard exams
  4158. [22:21:46] Yakobro: how am I the dumb one
  4159. [22:21:51] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): because you're you
  4160. [22:21:54] Yakobro: uhuh
  4161. [22:21:59] Yakobro: give good anime
  4162. [22:22:19] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): you just asked me to give you a thing with a trait directly contradictory to that thing
  4163. [22:22:29] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): like asking me to give you a blue paint colored orange
  4164. [22:22:33] Yakobro: ttgl?
  4165. [22:22:36] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): not anime
  4166. [22:22:39] Yakobro: ...
  4167. [22:22:55] Yakobro: isn't it the most anime
  4168. [22:23:11] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): no
  4169. [22:23:22] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): its a japanese animated cartoon but its not anime because its good
  4170. [22:25:34] Yakobro: 22:24 - goriq: watch luluco
  4171. 22:24 - Yakobro: 2 short
  4172. 22:24 - goriq: 2 bad
  4173. 22:24 - goriq: for you
  4174. 22:24 - Yakobro: I WILL
  4175. 22:24 - Yakobro: but I mean like an actual show
  4176. 22:25 - goriq: watch inferno cop and ninja slayer
  4177. 22:25 - Yakobro: I said good
  4178. 22:25 - Yakobro: :^)
  4179. [22:25:48] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): INFERNO COP IS A HERO
  4180. [22:26:06] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): http://i.imgur.com/ZouTFos.png?1
  4181. [22:26:15] Yakobro: old
  4182. [22:26:53] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): http://i.imgur.com/aFec7Vj.jpg
  4183. [22:27:04] Yakobro: 22:25 - goriq: watch Samurai Flamenco
  4184. 22:25 - goriq: don't look at what it is
  4185. 22:25 - goriq: just download it
  4186. 22:25 - goriq: and watch all of it
  4187. 22:26 - goriq: it's great
  4188. 22:26 - goriq: but you have to go in blind for maximum effect
  4189. 22:26 - Yakobro: sounds gay
  4190. 22:26 - goriq: WATCH IT
  4191. 22:26 - goriq: I DIDN'T BELIEVE IN IT AT FIRST
  4192. 22:26 - goriq: BUT IT'S FUCKING GREAT YOU HEAR ME
  4193. [22:27:19] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): see I
  4194. [22:27:25] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I'm ACTUALLY going to watch Samurai Flamenco now
  4195. [22:27:29] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): because going in blind anime are the best
  4196. [22:27:37] Yakobro: sounds gay
  4197. [22:27:52] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): YOU ASKED ME TO WATCH FREE
  4198. [22:27:53] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WHICH IS LITERALLY GAY
  4199. [22:28:01] Yakobro: IT'S NOT GAY
  4200. [22:28:07] Yakobro: IT'S JUST SLIGHTLY HOMOEROTIC
  4201. [22:28:24] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I'M PRETTY SURE I WAS ON SOME HENTAI SITE AND FREE WAS LISTED AS ITS OWN CATEGORY
  4202. [22:28:30] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WITH EACH EPISODE LISTED UNDER IT
  4203. [22:28:44] Yakobro: EVERY ANIME IS LISTED
  4204. [22:28:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): EXCEPT KLK
  4205. [22:28:59] Yakobro: nope
  4206. [22:29:03] Yakobro: seen klk doujin
  4207. [22:29:13] Yakobro: weirdly they're like all futa satsuki raping ryuuko
  4208. [22:29:37] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): huh, i figured itd be more like the mom lady incest shit
  4209. [22:29:49] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): then again every time i imagine what klk doujins would be like the answer changes
  4210. [22:29:54] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): because theres SO MUCH SHIT they can do
  4211. [22:31:06] Yakobro: http://i.imgur.com/tsjPHrc.gif
  4212. [22:35:14] Yakobro: https://www.reddit.com/r/HillaryForPrison/comments/4hnns4/we_now_have_more_subscribers_than_rhillaryclinton/
  4213. [00:37:40] Yakobro: https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4hqrc7/dota_2_update_main_client_may_3_2016/d2rok7n
  4214. [00:37:45] Yakobro: this is professional shitposting
  4215. [00:58:04] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): the fuckinbg pit lord bit killed me
  4216. [01:37:34] Yakobro: 22:27 - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I'm ACTUALLY going to watch Samurai Flamenco now
  4217. [01:50:37] Yakobro: hello
  4218. [01:51:14] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): Getting pizxa then flamenco
  4219. [01:51:24] Yakobro: it starts off dumb
  4220. [01:51:30] Yakobro: then gets reeeally dumb
  4221. [01:51:51] Yakobro: it's so dumb you should love it
  4222. [02:01:07] Yakobro: OH BOY
  4223. [02:01:10] Yakobro: DOES IT GET DUMB
  4224. [02:35:31] Yakobro: this is getting pretty dumb
  4225. [02:35:48] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): im only on episode 1
  4226. [02:35:51] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): no spoilers
  4227. [02:35:56] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): even about the direction it goes
  4228. [02:36:13] Yakobro: 4 is when the dumbness starts to truly leak
  4229. [02:37:58] Yakobro: I don't understand how this can go another 16 episodes
  4230. [02:42:29] Yakobro: im actually scared to keep watching because I can't think of a way to keep getting dumber
  4231. [02:47:09] Yakobro: 3* FOR THIS ON NETFLIX
  4232. [02:47:13] Yakobro: WITH SAO AS 5
  4233. [02:47:17] Yakobro: IM DONE
  4234. [02:47:25] Yakobro: ALSO TTGL SHOWED UP SOMEHOW
  4235. [02:47:28] Yakobro: AND LOWER THAN SAO
  4236. [02:47:29] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WP
  4237. [02:47:32] Yakobro: I CAN'T DO THIS
  4238. [02:47:40] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): as a wise Liam once said
  4239. [02:47:48] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): "In another universe, its the greatest anime ever made"
  4240. [02:48:01] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): not exactly in reference to sao but close enough
  4241. [02:48:29] Yakobro: FUCK THAT UNIUVERSE
  4242. [02:52:38] Yakobro: oh god cruz dropped out, reddit frontpage is literally just /the_donald
  4243. [02:53:04] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): pol is gonna be hilarious now
  4244. [02:53:11] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): with Cruz gone they have to start shilling for hillary
  4245. [02:53:22] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): the shitposting will be at an all time high
  4246. [02:53:42] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1462324534016.png
  4247. [02:55:54] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1462324817644.jpg
  4248. [02:56:04] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): HOW DO PEOPLE COME UP WITH THIS SHIT
  4249. [02:56:17] Yakobro: STOP GOING ON POL AND WATCH SAMURAI
  4250. [02:56:24] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): I AM IM JUST TAKING A BREAK
  4251. [02:56:29] Yakobro: WHY
  4252. [02:56:34] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): MEMES
  4253. [02:57:15] Yakobro: I can't wait for you to get to your favourite characters
  4254. [03:02:37] Yakobro: http://i.imgur.com/ASqRy2h.png and the story of affix
  4255. [03:02:40] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): fuck this better not turn into cringe
  4256. [03:02:41] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i cant stand cringe
  4257. [03:02:54] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i got through 2 episodes of watamote after 4 episodes of netoge and im done for LIFE
  4258. [03:03:13] Yakobro: pretty sure if you got through 2 eps of watamote you can do this
  4259. [03:03:18] Yakobro: then again ive only seen 6
  4260. [03:03:27] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THEY WERE THE WORST TWO EPISODES OF MY LIFE
  4261. [03:03:34] Yakobro: WHAT ABOUT SAO
  4262. [03:03:39] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): SAO WAS SHIT, NOT CRINGE
  4263. [03:03:46] Yakobro: 03:03 - Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THEY WERE THE WORST TWO EPISODES OF MY LIFE
  4264. [03:03:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): THE ONLY THING SURPASSING IS THE VIDEO OF THE GUY "TALKING" TO RARITY
  4265. [03:03:57] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): SAO ISNT SHIT OVER TWO EPISODES
  4266. [03:04:00] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ITS SHIT OVER SEASONS
  4267. [03:04:01] Yakobro: what about watching dsp masturbate
  4268. [03:04:08] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): thats not cringe
  4269. [03:04:11] Yakobro: ...
  4270. [03:04:12] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): thats shock
  4271. [03:04:39] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): cringe is seeing someone on a stage trying to tell a joke and the whole audience not laughing and you watching them slowly start crying
  4272. [03:04:42] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): but not getting off the stage
  4273. [03:05:19] Yakobro: it's really not like that
  4274. [03:05:25] Yakobro: it's just suuuper sumb
  4275. [03:05:27] Yakobro: dumb
  4276. [03:05:35] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): im talking about the part where he's acting
  4277. [03:05:38] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and he has to do the briefcase
  4278. [03:05:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): if he goes on stage and starts fucking up i have to stop
  4279. [03:05:48] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): and skip ahead
  4280. [03:05:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): i cant bear it right now
  4281. [03:05:56] Yakobro: nah haven't seen that yet at least
  4282. [03:05:59] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): if I hadnt gone through 4 episodes of fucking netoge and 2 of watamote maybe
  4283. [03:07:33] Yakobro: you've met your favourite chars then :^)
  4284. [03:07:45] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): the girls are cool
  4285. [03:15:13] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): what the actual fuck am i watching
  4286. [03:15:43] Yakobro: I DUNNO, WJAT ARE YOU
  4287. [03:18:54] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): FLAMENCO VS FAKE FLAMENCO?
  4288. [03:19:01] Yakobro: YEEEE
  4289. [03:19:01] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): HOW THE FUCK CAN THERE BE A FAKE FLAMENCO BY EPISODE 3
  4290. [03:19:10] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): REAL FLAMENCO IS ALREADY FAKE FLAMENCO
  4291. [03:19:20] Yakobro: I DUNNO IM ON EPISODE 7 AND CRAZY STUFF IS HAPPENING I DUNNO WHERE THIS IS GOING
  4292. [03:21:15] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): 1 MILLION YEN FOR UNMASKING SAMURAI FLAMENCO
  4293. [03:21:16] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WHY
  4294. [03:21:16] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): HOW
  4295. [03:21:35] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WHO THE FUCK HAS 1 MILLION YEN LYING AROUND AND REALLY WANTS TO KNOW THE GUYS IDENTITY AFTER HE RECOVERED A STOLEN UMBRELLA
  4296. [03:26:31] Yakobro: OK
  4297. [03:26:33] Yakobro: WTF
  4298. [03:27:24] Yakobro: WELL
  4299. [03:27:30] Yakobro: THIS TOOK AN UNEXPECTED TURN
  4300. [03:27:37] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): DNOT TELL M E THAT DAMNIT
  4301. [03:27:43] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): HOW DO YOU SPELL KSOH THAT SOUND THING
  4302. [03:27:50] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): WHATEVER I DONT WANNA KNOW THATD MAKE ME A WEEB
  4303. [03:37:31] Yakobro: is this going to end up as ttgl?
  4304. [03:37:36] Yakobro: I dont understand whats going omn
  4305. [04:06:10] Yakobro: I don't even understand where this will go in 13 episodes I'm scared
  4306. [04:06:41] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): best girl being girl flamenco made her go to worst girl real fast with her being a weird asshole
  4307. [04:06:46] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): stupid hypekillers
  4308. [04:07:04] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): SHE STILL HAS REDEEMING QUALITIES TOO WHICH MAKES IT EVEN WORSE
  4309. [04:07:35] Yakobro: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IM GOING THROUGH YET
  4310. [04:08:20] Yakobro: NOW IT'S GETTING WERDLY PHILOSOPHICAL
  4311. [04:08:36] Yakobro: WHILE DOING OTHER STUFF
  4312. [04:08:48] Yakobro: I CAN"T EXPLAIN HOW IM FEELING WITHOUT SPOILING
  4313. [04:08:55] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): then dont
  4314. [04:09:02] Chip (Whens Kuroko S4): ill find out the fun way
  4315. [04:09:15] Yakobro: THERE'S ONLY 1 WAY FOR THIS TO LAST 13 MORE EPISODES AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS ISN'T MORE WELL KNOWN IF IM RIGHT
  4316. [04:29:48] Yakobro: IM NOT EVEN HALF THROUGH WHATS GOING ON
  4317. [04:29:56] Yakobro: NO
  4318. [04:29:56] Yakobro: SHUT
  4319. [04:29:57] Yakobro: UP
  4320. [04:30:07] Yakobro: I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT EPISODE TITLE
  4321. [04:31:39] Yakobro: hi
  4322. [04:34:12] Yakobro: NO
  4323. [04:34:14] Yakobro: I CANT
  4324. [04:34:20] Yakobro: THIS IS THE DUMBEST
  4325. [04:37:41] Yakobro: I don't know what life is anymore
  4326. [04:38:40] Yakobro: OH FUCK
  4327. [04:38:44] Yakobro: HAHAHA
  4328. [04:41:56] Yakobro: LMAO
  4329. [04:41:57] Yakobro: HAHAHA
  4330. [04:42:40] Yakobro: THIS IS THE DUMBEST
  4331. [04:42:45] Yakobro: THE
  4332. [04:42:47] Yakobro: DUMBEST
  4333. [04:44:47] Yakobro: chip
  4334. [04:44:50] Yakobro: I need you to get here
  4335. [04:44:57] Yakobro: this is so stupid
  4336. [04:47:26] Yakobro: LOL
  4337. [04:49:53] Yakobro: HOW IS THERE 11 MORE OF THIS
  4338. [04:50:11] Yakobro: CHIP
  4339. [04:50:14] Yakobro: CHIP
  4340. [04:50:16] Yakobro: YOU DON'T
  4341. [04:50:19] Yakobro: YOU CAN'T
  4342. [05:02:46] Yakobro: chiiiip
  4343. [05:12:08] Yakobro: :(
  4344. [05:34:58] Yakobro: HOW
  4345. [05:35:04] Yakobro: IS EPISODE 14 TITLED THIS
  4346. [05:35:10] Yakobro: CHIIP
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