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OTAFA: Furries have become extinct

Apr 23rd, 2015
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  1. Today OTAFA stumbled upon the greatest breakthrough ever in the science. We created a 50 mile long cannon that will wipe out all furries by tracking their locations and destroying all cells in their bodies. The cannon detects anything with furry origin genes, furry DNA, anything that would evolve into a furry, and we could see into the future and eliminate certain species of animals that would eventually evolve into furries. The High King has been defeated. Every furry in the universe has been instantly killed. We scanned every other universe ever existing and destroyed them all. OTAFA is now the law of every universe. All knowledge of furries was sucked from everyone's mind and dumped in a hypolonberiec acid pool, which the acid melts time and thoughts. The acid was disposed of. I, the leader of OTAFA am the only one in time that remembers the furries along with some of our most trusted and high-ranking members. Our organization has changed it's name now, we are the AHO, <b>Anti Homestuck Organization</b>. We will change the history of the universes and destroy all homestuckers. They are more powerful than the furries but still are very weak and about 1/10¹¹¹¹¹¹¹¹¹¹¹¹¹¹¹¹¹¹ the power of our weakest troop.
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