time is awful

buffer ascension_history_context =  relevant_ascension_history(ascension_index);

/*
regex backreference...reference:
ascension number \1
date of prism break \2\3\4
class \5
moonsign \6
turns at ascension \7
turns at prism break \8
days at ascension \9
days at prism break \10
*/
//have you accepted group_string() as your Lord and Savior recently? Now is a good time for that.
string[int][int] holy_shit_what_even_is_this_shit = ascension_history_context.group_string("<td class=small valign=center>(\\d+)\\s*</td><td height=30 class=small valign=center>(\\d+)/(\\d+)/(\\d+)\s*</td><td class=small valign=center><span title=\"Level at Ascension: \\d+\">\\d+</span>\\s*</td><td class=small valign=center><img src=\"https:/\/s3\\.amazonaws\\.com/images\\.kingdomofloathing\\.com/itemimages/[^\"]*\\.gif\" width=30 height=30 alt=\"[^\"]*\" title=\"([^\"]*)\"></td><td class=small valign=center>(\\w+(?:\\s\\w+)*)\\s*</td><td class=small valign=center><span title=\'Total Turns: ([\\d\\,]+)\'>([\\d\\,]+)</span></td><td class=small valign=center><span title=\'Total Days: ([\\d\\,]+)\'>([\\d\\,]+)</span>");

string likely_end_date = "20"+holy_shit_what_even_is_this_shit[0][4]+holy_shit_what_even_is_this_shit[0][3]+holy_shit_what_even_is_this_shit[0][2];

int daycount = holy_shit_what_even_is_this_shit[0][10].to_int();

int turncount =  holy_shit_what_even_is_this_shit[0][8].to_int();

string likely_start_date;
//oh no. this isn't easy.
int year = holy_shit_what_even_is_this_shit[0][4].to_int();
int month = holy_shit_what_even_is_this_shit[0][2].to_int();
int day = holy_shit_what_even_is_this_shit[0][3].to_int() - (daycount + 1);

//Borrow from the...months' place? What the fuck.
while(day <= 0){
	month += -1;
	if( ( ( month < 8 ) && ( month % 2 ) == 1 ) || ( month >= 8 && ( month % 2 ) == 0 ) ){
		day += 31
	}
	else{
		if(month == 0){
			year += -1;
			month += 12;
			day += 31;
		}
		else{
			if(month == 2){
				//Jesus fuck. Leap years? Why does time suck so much?
				if((year %4) == 0){
					day += 29;
				}
				else{
					day += 28;
				}
			}
			else{
				day += 30;
			}
		}
	}
}

string year_but_stringier;
string month_but_stringier;
string day_but_stringier;

if(year < 10){
	year_but_stringier = "0"+(year.to_string();
}
else{
	year_but_stringier = year.to_string();
}

if(month < 10){
	month_but_stringier = "0"+(month.to_string();
}
else{
	month_but_stringier = month.to_string();
}

if(day < 10){
	day_but_stringier = "0"+(day.to_string();
}
else{
	day_but_stringier = day.to_string();
}

likely_start_date = "20"+year_but_stringier+month_but_stringier+day_but_stringier;