GATHREEBO

Oystermeister: read this.  noah''s funny.
Oystermeister: GAZ3BO: dude guess what i just did
Oystermeister: wat
GAZ3BO: (dosen't havt to do with DX
Oystermeister: wat
GAZ3BO: i just went to a batmitzva
Oystermeister: OMG
Oystermeister: WOW
GAZ3BO: with only thrfee other 9 graders
Oystermeister: HOLY SHIT
Oystermeister: CRAZY MAN
GAZ3BO: me liv b and caroline
Oystermeister: O MY MOTHER FUCKING GOD I CANT BELIEVE IT
GAZ3BO: IKNOW! but sierously
Oystermeister: wat
GAZ3BO: beeing just as awsome as i am...
Oystermeister: get on with it
GAZ3BO: i
GAZ3BO: was
GAZ3BO: a
GAZ3BO: bro
GAZ3BO: and
GAZ3BO: ...
GAZ3BO: ...
GAZ3BO: ...
GAZ3BO: stal
Oystermeister: what does "stal" mean?
GAZ3BO: staling
GAZ3BO: but no nothin happind much
GAZ3BO: i danced with then
Oystermeister: SCANDALOUS
GAZ3BO: wooh
PENGUIN HAT: WAIT HE WAS STALIN?
Oystermeister: did you read the whole thing?
PENGUIN HAT: yeah
PENGUIN HAT: he's an idiot and needs to die
PENGUIN HAT: and
PENGUIN HAT: i
PENGUIN HAT: was
PENGUIN HAT: bro
PENGUIN HAT: and
PENGUIN HAT: i
PENGUIN HAT: was
PENGUIN HAT: STALIN
Oystermeister: lolololol
Oystermeister: magical josheph made 20 million russians...
Oystermeister: ...
Oystermeister: ...
Oystermeister: dissapear!
PENGUIN HAT: WOAH
Oystermeister: quite the entertainer
PENGUIN HAT: INDERD
Oystermeister: won WW2 with the genius strategy of throwing soldiers at the problem until it went away
PENGUIN HAT: life has no place in his mind
Oystermeister: actually that's pretty much what his strategy actually was lol
Oystermeister: "germans are killing our men?"
Oystermeister: "send more men than they can kill!"
Oystermeister: "they killed htem anyways?"
Oystermeister: "send EVEN MORE"
Oystermeister: great.
Oystermeister: noah plans on visiting Milton
Oystermeister: to quote him 'gunna be a party"
PENGUIN HAT: ...
PENGUIN HAT: I WANNA HURT HIM
Oystermeister: apparently he talked it over with crush #236
Oystermeister: i mean caroline
Oystermeister: no actually the first thing is more accurate
PENGUIN HAT: AW HE A REAL BRAH
PENGUIN HAT: HE HARDCORE
PENGUIN HAT: PLAYA
Oystermeister: cheating on reina with somebody who already has a boyfriend?
Oystermeister: BOSS MODE
PENGUIN HAT: SOOPER DOOPER MAN
PENGUIN HAT: HE SO BADASS
PENGUIN HAT: HE GOT BIG PENIS
PENGUIN HAT: MAN
PENGUIN HAT: I WANNA BE A DOUCHE LIEK HEEM WHEN I DU THE GROWINGS UP
Oystermeister: he talk real smart like us do
PENGUIN HAT: yeah he evern speels butter thern urs
Oystermeister: do you remember the stories we wrote in 5th grade?
Oystermeister: yours was all depressing about a baby wolf who dies at the end
Oystermeister: i forgot to write a plot for mine
Oystermeister: sam's was about the moonshine
Oystermeister: and noah's was about the deth lake
Oystermeister: and the deval
Oystermeister: good times
PENGUIN HAT: and hees urncles toast
PENGUIN HAT: I mean goat
PENGUIN HAT: I mean goast
PENGUIN HAT: I mean Ghost
PENGUIN HAT: HIS UNCLES GHOST
Oystermeister: sam's was best tho
Oystermeister: temples of the moonshine
PENGUIN HAT: totally
Oystermeister: from what happened in the story  though the explanation that they'd been drinking hillybilly juice is pretty logical
PENGUIN HAT: made sense to me
PENGUIN HAT: PENGUIN HAT: so I heard you made some moves on Caroline tonight at some little kid's birthday party
GAZ3BO: and liv b and at a batmitzva
PENGUIN HAT: oh and Liver?
PENGUIN HAT: both?
PENGUIN HAT: ath the same time?
PENGUIN HAT: Man you boss
GAZ3BO: playa
PENGUIN HAT: cheatin' on Reina who's chaetin' on some dude you don't know? Badass indeed
Oystermeister: lol
Oystermeister: his only response
Oystermeister: "playa"
Oystermeister: rogl
PENGUIN HAT: so sad
Oystermeister: rofl*
PENGUIN HAT: then he says....
Oystermeister: wow i can't spell 2day
PENGUIN HAT: "yeah"
Oystermeister: WOOOOOW
Oystermeister: we should print this out and read it like a script for a 4 bros episode
Oystermeister: would be gold
PENGUIN HAT: GAZ3BO: yeah
PENGUIN HAT: you so kewl
PENGUIN HAT: I wish I had no sense of morals liek you
GAZ3BO: mhhm
PENGUIN HAT: WE WILL DO THAT
PENGUIN HAT: PRINT THIS SHIT
Oystermeister: will do
Oystermeister: i'll save it as soon as i finish this mission
PENGUIN HAT: KEWLZ
PENGUIN HAT: I g2g cya 2morrow?
Oystermeister: k